This is the funniest intro to anything I've ever seen.. My sides were hurting before the theme music, then he says 'how can you set fire to your hands'.. I couldn't breathe!
Off to London, no doubt. Go to London! I guarantee you'll either be mugged or not appreciated. Catch the train to London, stopping at Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway.
Alan's funny stories! '... I see, so the present you gave away you then got back?" "Yeah that's it. Goodbye." Hah. What a funny story. Alan's funny stories!
I recently purchased my sister a mug with her face on one side and a cat on the other (seriously i did) my g/f who is not from this country and doesny understand partridge, then came home oneday with a gift....lol its a mug with my face on one side and a cat on the other, she genuinley thought the cup i had done for my sister was beatifull pmsl!
classic scenes with 2 of the builders in this segment ... a shame they didnt develop the characters as much as they did the linton travel tavern staff from series 1 ... i think thats the only shortfall of this series ... otherwise timeless priceless tv comedy
it would be brilliant if gervais and coogan got together and swapped rolls for a one off. partidge as an office boss and brent as a failed talk show host/dj.
and ifs she cold on the outside but hot in the middle, shes a witch. - you have to remember to take the foil off first. - no thats just pies. lmao how does he come up with that shit
Just to update you all.....i bought my sister a cup for christmas with her face on one side and a cat on the other lol......needles to say she loved it
Lol!!! Me and my sister catch the train to the london everyday...we are always saying this out loud whilst on the train...we get odd looks but im sure theres the odd partridge fan with a smile on his face
frenchielcfc is right. It is always someone with a whiney nasal regional accent. They always seem to be the type who refer to themselves as "mad" and "a bit weird" because people may have said that to them but would have meant "weird" in the creepy, innappropriate way and "mad" as in the dangerous and unready to be in society way.
Either way it is a local radio phenomenon that covers the land!
h ha ha ... h ha ha .. h ha ha... news
Shinkansen1966 2 months ago
I love how Sonja is both cute and awful at the same time.
asamushroomcloud 2 months ago
Alans funny storyssssssssssss
StevenAbootmanWGA 2 months ago
The jog around he does at the beginning - I thought only schoolteachers were physically capable of that.
ImaniHekima 4 months ago
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Yeah that's right, bye.
captainwungf 5 months ago
No, seriously run. You will miss it.
sec0ndevolution 5 months ago
Have you put t'corpse under t'patio!?
kirtinx18 6 months ago
the effects of 23 years on the game would not render he pleasurable to my eye!
hazardous1990 7 months ago
it's a mug with my face on one side.. and a cat on the other.
UhClaire 8 months ago
This is the funniest intro to anything I've ever seen.. My sides were hurting before the theme music, then he says 'how can you set fire to your hands'.. I couldn't breathe!
colintkilshannig 9 months ago
@colintkilshannig ""The effects of 23 years upon the game... would not render her pleasurable to mine eye''!! LOL
CelticReject 9 months ago
i was just gonna do a cockney walk!
adammm1 9 months ago
"Sorry about the smell of urine, But there really isn`t anything to do around here"
FeignofCordor 10 months ago
Probably me next
JusticeForHeysel 10 months ago
i love when roy rings up
jgfcawgfjcfwa 10 months ago
Off to London, no doubt. Go to London! I guarantee you'll either be mugged or not appreciated. Catch the train to London, stopping at Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway.
eustace19 10 months ago
haha the whole skirting board scene was genius, from they dont wanna seeee meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee to he'd batter you
SimoMcGauneo 11 months ago
It's a mug with my face on one side...and a CAT on the other.
TheADPOL 11 months ago
@TheADPOL As a present my gf had this done fo me at Truprint!!
CelticReject 9 months ago
@CelticReject
Oh that's ruddy bloody brilliant!
TheADPOL 9 months ago
@TheADPOL Kiss my face!
CelticReject 9 months ago
@CelticReject
I hope your girlfriend isn't thinking of selling those mugs she got made down at the covered market.
TheADPOL 9 months ago
@TheADPOL Not yet, but she picked me up another bottle of Tommy Hilfinger ;-)
CelticReject 9 months ago
@TheADPOL Not yet, but she picked me up another bottle of Tommy Hilfinger
CelticReject 9 months ago
"The". Alan said "the" then i typed it on the comments. Do i get 173 thumbs up?
GLOWHILLS1 1 year ago
"Probably me next" lol lol lol..........
LoriFromLondon 1 year ago
i need to get me a russian bride like sonia.
she can be sitting on the face.
back of the net.
HLecterPHD 1 year ago
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phiznak 1 year ago
Wonder who got the power pack...
Trippedfellanddied 1 year ago
"SpiceWorld!"
SandrineSoprano 1 year ago
This could actually be the best 10mins of Partridge - awesome
srjone 1 year ago
@srjone i was thinking the same
woodhd 1 year ago
Mary Poppins , whats that !!! Genuis!
1978Allanc 1 year ago
he says i sit on you face hahaha
kimbolton111 1 year ago
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8 people pierced their foot on a spike xD
amyfluff99 1 year ago
8 people pierced their foot on a spike xD
amyfluff99 1 year ago
Alan's funny stories! '... I see, so the present you gave away you then got back?" "Yeah that's it. Goodbye." Hah. What a funny story. Alan's funny stories!
bassben04 1 year ago
No, seriously run; You will miss it.
TweekDash 1 year ago
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mrcrazydemondave 1 year ago
"Woh Woh Woh Woh, That's English for stop a horse"
mrcrazydemondave 1 year ago 3
Oh that, that's me bike, that's desert storm, pmpl
deathsmate100 1 year ago
Mary Poppins, what's that!
mcvitie74 1 year ago 4
Uh, uh, well I'll stop then - hahaha
lyronpa 1 year ago
ive got access to the kids but they dont want to see me
superfineclock 1 year ago 6
hang on a minute, i got given a power pack a few years ago!
joemunkey30 1 year ago 4
Spice World!
Mankind081 1 year ago 3
I've got access to the kids but they dont wanna seee meeeeeeeee
SomeShortBaldGuy 1 year ago 36
I wish we had more trains in America.
goombabear 1 year ago
lol I live about 5 miles from Bungay :D
crunkbeatz 1 year ago
Shattered Dreams Parkway
FrogsCock 1 year ago 3
wooooooooo woooooooooo wooooooooo, thats english for stop a horse
madmixer86 1 year ago 3
have yer put t corpse under t patio lmao
ryan25n 1 year ago 7
"mary poppins, what's that!?"
townsjim 1 year ago 3
Eeeee....appen he thinks I'm riiiight indecise tit.
KevBaz78 1 year ago 5
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i was just going to do a cockney walk! lol alan is a legend
ryan25n 1 year ago
i was just going to do a cockney walk! lol alan is a legend
ryan25n 1 year ago 6
Mary Poppins, what's that?
elskeggso 1 year ago 4
kill kill stab twist kill LMAO
BillyWigmore 1 year ago 3
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simples89 1 year ago
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although the effects of 23 years on the game would not render her pleasurable to mine eye......UMMMMMMMMMM
simples89 1 year ago
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simples89 1 year ago
I wonder who got the power pack! lol ha ha!
saintwinky29 1 year ago 3
I wonder who got the power pack! Lol ha ha!
saintwinky29 1 year ago
I recently purchased my sister a mug with her face on one side and a cat on the other (seriously i did) my g/f who is not from this country and doesny understand partridge, then came home oneday with a gift....lol its a mug with my face on one side and a cat on the other, she genuinley thought the cup i had done for my sister was beatifull pmsl!
YooBurp 1 year ago 6
SPICEWORLD!
happynightmare18 1 year ago 2
classic scenes with 2 of the builders in this segment ... a shame they didnt develop the characters as much as they did the linton travel tavern staff from series 1 ... i think thats the only shortfall of this series ... otherwise timeless priceless tv comedy
woodhd 1 year ago 6
roy from bungay ? i thought he was from caister ??? the sean connery legoland guy ...
woodhd 1 year ago
it would be brilliant if gervais and coogan got together and swapped rolls for a one off. partidge as an office boss and brent as a failed talk show host/dj.
neilandrewporter 1 year ago
the cockney walk kills me every time
woodhd 1 year ago 5
Sorry about the smell of urine, but..er...there really is nothing to around here.
UncommittedAddict 1 year ago 4
I actually love his yorkshie accent here =]]
ghtyuiohn 1 year ago 2
Alan - "Lynn, you go in first ....... Maybes me next Michael''.
LOL.
VOLVORULEZ1995 1 year ago
i fucking lost it when michael said its mine thats DESERT STORM''!!!
BodomChildBreeder 1 year ago
'He'd batter you'
stratocaster1986able 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHA
breakingthehabit2008 1 year ago
mary poppins whats that! HAHA
MRDJANDY2009 1 year ago 2
Mary Poppins!
BLACKNBLUECOMEDY 1 year ago 2
and ifs she cold on the outside but hot in the middle, shes a witch. - you have to remember to take the foil off first. - no thats just pies. lmao how does he come up with that shit
fluentinsound 1 year ago
lol at the intro
MrSpidersplicer 1 year ago
that noise at 21secs is hilarious
MRDJANDY2009 1 year ago 2
power pack
warriorsleftnut 1 year ago
i really must stop watching this so much nearly know it word for word
danny123xvz 1 year ago
that was Roxanne, by the police- or as they're now known, Sting! A song about a prostitute. Epic
xbethravenx 1 year ago 4
love roy from bungy
zaezen 1 year ago
after you lynn...
probably me next...
LooseFit88 1 year ago 2
rofl when he clears his throat
MrEchohead 1 year ago
Stefan Effenberg
WKaliberr 1 year ago
"KILL KILL STAB TWIST KILL"!!!!! hahahahahaha!
curiousyellow69 1 year ago
DAN
qwert4327able 1 year ago 2
nah he can't hear me..
furQ 1 year ago
ive got access to the kids but they dont wanna see meeee!!!
jezeus101 1 year ago
"I wonder who got the power pack?"
Whenever I do a gay little laugh like that by accident now I just cant help but say that one immortal sentence. I say it twice a day, at least.
sonofocelot 1 year ago
@sonofocelot
LOL thats epic, partridge quotes in daily life are a necessity.
LooseFit88 1 year ago 2
i'll handle this!!!
sorry abou tthat.
Marcelis 1 year ago
that radio caller, Roy, has turned up before he was the guy who rang up about walking around Lego land with Sean Connery.
TheNorsePagan 1 year ago
same lady that calls about the people with giant hands, feet and sex organs is the one that calls about gandlaf with a long white beard lol
Gingerpubes01 1 year ago 2
@Gingerpubes01 oh yeah lol
TheNorsePagan 1 year ago
That's right, goodbye!
gullivera 1 year ago
Utter utter nutters (8:08).
atwal89 1 year ago
alan's funny stories!
WKaliberr 2 years ago 5
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SPACEWORLD
MrWomble52 2 years ago
spiceworld u dick.
ivorbigonee 2 years ago 13
Such a great show.
alienhunter94 2 years ago
eeeeeeeeeee i bet he thinks i'm right indecisive tit
shindingleberry 2 years ago 7
I got access to the kids but they don't wanna seeee meeeee.
Hardie87 2 years ago 5
@Hardie87 lol dan dan dan dan dan dan
milletz1 2 years ago
No seriously run, you will miss it.
simpsonmark 2 years ago
Just to update you all.....i bought my sister a cup for christmas with her face on one side and a cat on the other lol......needles to say she loved it
YooBurp 2 years ago 6
@YooBurp i got 1 today from my mates for ma birthday :D
jamescooling 2 years ago
@jamescooling pmsl lovley stuff!!
YooBurp 2 years ago
'I wonder who got the powerpack'? I must say that at least once a week. I cannot say it and not laugh.
Birticus 2 years ago 5
Dante's of Reading, the Ferrari of the coal effect fire place.
SilverShamrock71 2 years ago
pissing myself
tsunchoo 2 years ago
Yes. Genuis.
CSavageSr 2 years ago 2
Steve Coogan is an absolute genius!
jfrcubed 2 years ago 2
I love the scene from 1.34 :-D
81Mace81 2 years ago
I got access to the kids...but they dont wanna see meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
YooBurp 2 years ago 12
catch the train to London... stopping at Rejection, Disappointment, Back-Stabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway
Oscar301 2 years ago 9
Lol!!! Me and my sister catch the train to the london everyday...we are always saying this out loud whilst on the train...we get odd looks but im sure theres the odd partridge fan with a smile on his face
YooBurp 2 years ago 2
Hello commuters, with your computers
djwedgewood 2 years ago 2
-It's alright Lynn, it's just an army saying, give s another one Michael.
-Eh... Kill! Kill! Stab! Twist! Kill!
noamshouseparty 2 years ago 4
frenchielcfc is right. It is always someone with a whiney nasal regional accent. They always seem to be the type who refer to themselves as "mad" and "a bit weird" because people may have said that to them but would have meant "weird" in the creepy, innappropriate way and "mad" as in the dangerous and unready to be in society way.
Either way it is a local radio phenomenon that covers the land!
guyboxerdog 2 years ago
mary poppins.. whats that? hahaha
Srev656 2 years ago
lol, framed photo of Michael Schumacher.
wubble78 2 years ago 2
MFAtlas 2 years ago 89
On the DVD they have a clip of Lynn's head moving with the headphones to the Music For Chameleons song
MFAtlas 2 years ago
"could be Brian May" - holy shit - I broke my back laughing:) hahahaha
lazarush1980 2 years ago 7
hahahahahahahh.............. news!!!
bindiblackcat 2 years ago
lol that phone call on the radio show is funny as fuck. thing is you actualy here shit like this on local radio stations
frenchielcfc 2 years ago 5
You could sit on his face lol. I think I have to say this is funniest episode in my opinion.
tich302001 2 years ago 3
SPICEWORLD !!
Museite 2 years ago 2
" sorry about the smell of urine but there really is nothing to do around here" lol
leeboiy100 2 years ago 2
Micheal is the best!
konzsimo 2 years ago 8
KILL, KILL, STAB, TWIST, KILL!!!
captainsimon1 2 years ago 23
Proberly me next....
ovavoo 2 years ago 3
Where was this filmed? Kings Lyn?
goombabear 2 years ago
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0ua8 2 years ago
Reference to Ben stiller 5:31, or visa versa. (Ben stillers cops in 'medieval' times).
0ua812 2 years ago
a free torch danco night stick he is soo cheap ha ha
flyboywithfries 2 years ago
alans funny stories lolol
flyboywithfries 2 years ago 3
Mary Poppins! Whats that!
03cammd79 2 years ago 3
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fortykebabs 2 years ago
butter my arse
efarrall 2 years ago 2
ricky gervais needs to thank this guy
steamtrain1978 2 years ago 3
Fucken right. The original and still the best.
FloorOfTheForest 2 years ago
"He said I sit on your face!"
"Have you been spying on us?"
hahah
zerkalo122 2 years ago
ahaha ha ha ha (looks at clock) ha ha ha ah hah...News.
Brilliant
RexBanner1980 2 years ago
'mary poppins.....whats that'
gianniisnoice 2 years ago
"Oh, that's me bike....Desert Storm!"
sledgeinc2 2 years ago 3
6:23 lmfao
britishlaw 2 years ago 2
Wonder who got the power pack!
mznxbcv01 2 years ago 4
One of the best and funny sitcoms in years, pure funny!
whelshguy 2 years ago 3
wow he filmed at Norwich train station
SillyLittleCharlie 2 years ago
Proberly my comment next......if you want to be angry...could you be angry down the center of the table
ovavoo 2 years ago
"Stopping at rejection, dissappoinment, back stabbing central and shattered dreams parkway". Genius!
billyshitcheese 2 years ago 5
have you been spying on us lol
hawksrl 2 years ago 4
Thanks for posting this - had a bad day and this cheers me up no end.
Hats off to all Partridge fans.
Erm, but probably hats off to Alan first.
timboslayer 2 years ago 9
"Thats mee bike, Desert Storm!"
ed1ss 2 years ago 3
i havent laughed out loud at comedy before as much as I just did at the opening 'funny stories' bit
martinmerrywinkle 2 years ago 2
ahaaaaa ahaaaaa ahahaaaaaa...news
mznxbcv01 2 years ago 4
quote tastic
deckjesta 2 years ago 2
hahah 'ive got access to the kids, but they dont wanna see meee!' classic!
prophetjacquesy 2 years ago 21
Mary poppins, Whats that!!!
AnimalCrossing334 3 years ago 3
Mary Poppins whats that ?
lovely stuff alan is my hero
dansutt26 3 years ago
This episode was Textbook XD
koenigsegg33 3 years ago 5
Being from Bungay myself, I can guarantee that's exactly the kind of strange thing that counts as a "funny story" here...
SabreWolfProductions 3 years ago 7
"kill kill stab twist kill"
"michael is going to be staying here for a bit..."
haha
worcesteradam83 3 years ago 2
Thats English for stop a horse
mynameismatt 3 years ago
lmfao i love that bit :D:D:D:D
sammidoll85 3 years ago
this whole show is quotable! best shit ever
hovito87 3 years ago 7
Alan's a huh funny stories..classic jingle
tylerdurden2006 3 years ago
"Id never let that happen...he'd batter you"
importedmusic 3 years ago 6
Eeeeeee 'appen 'e thinks am a riight indecisive tit hahah
MikkyMcCann 3 years ago
"Yer that's it, goodbye" *BEEP*
"I don't agree, he'd go to Legoland, bye" *BEEP*
Classic caller
ChrisLovesOasis 3 years ago 3
Naa i'd never let that happen, he'd batter you.
HAHAHA! fantastic!
TheClugger 3 years ago
after you lynn....proberly me next
s3ansk1 3 years ago
beat me too it!
benjib00 3 years ago
"horrific!!"
dontdreamit 3 years ago
Got access to the kids but they don't wanna see me!! I love that line lol.
notdeadjustlazy 3 years ago 5
lol - same here
cheekyleopard 3 years ago