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Whenever I'm in the fruit section with my wife I can't help but say, "The apples are mealy, the oranges are dry, and I don't know what's goin' on with the papayas!"
"the apples are mealy, the oranges are dry, I don't know what's goin on with the papayas!"-Cosmo Kramer (right up there with peter griffin for funniest tv character of all time)
"Get the ones that are red on the inside" "uh huh, well how do I know what they look like on the inside...what do they look like on the outside!?" lol...I love Jerry, I know a lot of people like him the least but i absolutely love him!
i live in romania and all the mangos i got here were rubbish hard as stone and tasted like like green nut shells im looking to leave the country just to get decent mangos
Fruit Nazi
bigboyburnsy 1 week ago
3:36 - 3:38 best acting ever
kanekanekaneable 1 month ago
The two people to dislike this video should do us all a favor and pull a Heath Ledger.
MrTrent21 2 months ago
"You know this place is *sound effect* down hill!" lol
"I only got hundreds." Lol, Kramer got bank
MindNumbingInc 2 months ago
"Hey Joe. Just getting some fruit for myself." You've gotta love Jerry Seinfeld. I've always loved his comedy.
legendkiller2004 2 months ago
Out of everything in that episode I can't believe you'd only show the actual fruit scenes. Hahaha
jehabib 2 months ago
that face joe makes at 4:00 hahaha
he would make a great umpire
assail 2 months ago
I only get hundreds.
ipmk 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Plantane what the hell is a plantane
fandeley 3 months ago
Dude, you cut it off at the best part!!!
scooby1971 4 months ago
That downhill noise kills me every time
wogacelli 4 months ago 2
you cut it off at the best part!!
joemarmer5493 5 months ago
"Plums with red on the inside...."
NeilFraudstrong 5 months ago
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eugene680 4 months ago
lol Kramer 0:49
Slickwog1 5 months ago
joe couldn't afford banning anybody looll he's probably hanging on by a thread...however this is hilarious
LASuperboy 6 months ago
WHAT THE HELL DOES KRAMER DO FOR MONEY?!
junitono1 6 months ago
i dont know whats goin on with the papyas!!!!!
LOL
Aircraftfreak1 6 months ago 2
Ha, missed a great line at the end, "I think it moved..."
SaLiOaKz 7 months ago
george freaks me out..hes such a tight ass..hahahahahahahahhahah
troygr2 8 months ago
"I don't know whats going on with the PAPAYAS!"
LOL
bonesoul419 8 months ago
could jerry have been ANY more suss???
OpaleyedWolf 8 months ago
HAHA, there is an awesome Joe's t shirt on spreadshirt... only joe's seinfeld shirt i have ever found! Won't let me put in the link but if interested search seinfeld joe's t shirt, its on spreadshirt. You all will love it!
golffore79 8 months ago
I think it moved
morgantown1 9 months ago
ALRIGHT, HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! This fruit ain't for you.
NeilFraudstrong 9 months ago
I always laugh my ass off when Kramer says, "But what am I going to do for fruit?!"
He's so serious about it.
Wiseguy453 10 months ago
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Wiseguy453 9 months ago
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Especially when he pleads with Joe.
Wiseguy453 9 months ago
hahaha Kramer at 2:45
IsaacParrack95 10 months ago
Whenever I'm in the fruit section with my wife I can't help but say, "The apples are mealy, the oranges are dry, and I don't know what's goin' on with the papayas!"
greger1 10 months ago 3
hahahah "what the hell is a plantain?"
MichaelCasanovaMusic 10 months ago
HAHAHHAHAHA KRAMERS THE MAN!!
oneloveoneheartletsg 10 months ago
You think I don't know? Huh? Mangoes, plantains, plums with red on the inside? That's Kramer!
Mhjm6 11 months ago
It stopped right before, "It moved!"
JaredHutcheson1 11 months ago
is the actor who plays the fruit store owner the same guy who plays mr. bookman?
chicostick12 11 months ago
@chicostick12 no different actors
lears82 10 months ago
@chicostick12 absolutely not !
razva81 9 months ago
Why did Kramer yell "IT"S TERRIBLE!"?
Miketheyoutubization 11 months ago
GENIUS.
uncjim 11 months ago
Thanks to Kramer plantanes is now officially the worlds funniest fruit.
Blomsternisse 1 year ago
I only got hundreds
GOsparty18 1 year ago
"the apples are mealy, the oranges are dry, I don't know what's goin on with the papayas!"-Cosmo Kramer (right up there with peter griffin for funniest tv character of all time)
GOsparty18 1 year ago
@catolog96 he probably gets a thrill out of it like George!
Sensitivite1 1 year ago
Why can't he just take fruit from Jerry's place? :D
MrBuch169169 1 year ago
I love this show=)
MrBlueBerry4201 1 year ago
I think it moved.
kawikatube 1 year ago
"I don't know what's goin' on with the papayas!" LOL
falcoperegrinus82 1 year ago
'I'm back baby, I'm back!!'
robguitargod1 1 year ago
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robguitargod1 1 year ago
wonder what Kramer does with all of those mangos O_O?
catolog96 1 year ago
@catolog96 eats em'
HigherPower2010 1 year ago 11
Who's hungry for a nice juicy piece of fruit while watching this scene? I do.
eugene680 1 year ago
hahah the sound the peach makes when it hits the counter and "i want restitution" hahaha!
Nintendodwii 1 year ago
@halflinks This show is nothing w/o Jerry. He gives it structure.
Cheesevillage 1 year ago
Im surprised Kramer didnt find a way to drag Elaine into that.
bbriiannz 1 year ago
" ...I don't know what's going on with the papayas !!! "
stuey0013 1 year ago
"Get the ones that are red on the inside" "uh huh, well how do I know what they look like on the inside...what do they look like on the outside!?" lol...I love Jerry, I know a lot of people like him the least but i absolutely love him!
laura83park 1 year ago 2
i live in romania and all the mangos i got here were rubbish hard as stone and tasted like like green nut shells im looking to leave the country just to get decent mangos
americanu197 1 year ago
@americanu197 Whenever you have a chance to visit the Dominican Republic, get some mangos there. Absolutely the best I've ever had!
drzfynest65 1 year ago
I don't know what's going on with the papayas!!!!
awesome ...
Dachero 1 year ago
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HigherPower2010 1 year ago
this place is going brrrrrrrrrrrrr: downhill
k1suco 1 year ago 3
Plantane what the hell is a plantane haha
KeySour 1 year ago
"I only got 100's"
WuiteGhuy 1 year ago
Hahaha, 2:20
wireteth 1 year ago
i love how actors suck at acting in the show ya know? they get to parranoidx]
Kape56 1 year ago
im eating a mango and watching this. golly geeee this is juicyy
Stixnstonez49 1 year ago
Is Kramer crying over being banned from the store?
eugene680 1 year ago
"I dunno whats goin on with the papayas!"
PhiniusMaster 1 year ago 4
"I want restitution." LOL!
Ginga 1 year ago
IT'S TERRIBLE!!!!!
smacshac 1 year ago
everything is soooo cheap
DRiPPz6800 1 year ago 2
haha shortly after the ending george gets all fiesty! haha
SophisticatedMike 2 years ago
I don't know what's going on with the Papayas.
AdVikesAd 2 years ago 4
I'm hungry for some Mango.....
ghannik 2 years ago 55
Aww you cut it before george says "I think it moved." Lol
Blackhawkk13 2 years ago 4
lol
kramer peeking through the window
redstar7000 2 years ago 40
You cut it short right before George say's "It's like I just got a vitamin B shot" haha
SumNJFella 2 years ago
@SumNJFella b12 shot lol:P
HigherPower2010 1 year ago 6
ahahahahahaha THIS PEACH IS SUB PAR HAHA
beyondagrave13 2 years ago
hahahahahahaahhahahaha
beyondagrave13 2 years ago
haha kramer is hilarious
baghli91 2 years ago