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  • Fruit Nazi

  • 3:36 - 3:38 best acting ever

  • The two people to dislike this video should do us all a favor and pull a Heath Ledger.

  • "You know this place is *sound effect* down hill!" lol

    "I only got hundreds." Lol, Kramer got bank

  • "Hey Joe. Just getting some fruit for myself." You've gotta love Jerry Seinfeld. I've always loved his comedy.

  • Out of everything in that episode I can't believe you'd only show the actual fruit scenes. Hahaha

  • that face joe makes at 4:00 hahaha

    he would make a great umpire

  • I only get hundreds.

  • Dude, you cut it off at the best part!!!

  • That downhill noise kills me every time

  • you cut it off at the best part!!

  • "Plums with red on the inside...."

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  • lol Kramer 0:49

  • joe couldn't afford banning anybody looll he's probably hanging on by a thread...however this is hilarious

  • WHAT THE HELL DOES KRAMER DO FOR MONEY?!

  • i dont know whats goin on with the papyas!!!!!

    LOL

  • Ha, missed a great line at the end, "I think it moved..."

  • george freaks me out..hes such a tight ass..hahahahahahahahhahah

  • "I don't know whats going on with the PAPAYAS!"

    LOL

  • could jerry have been ANY more suss???

  • HAHA, there is an awesome Joe's t shirt on spreadshirt... only joe's seinfeld shirt i have ever found! Won't let me put in the link but if interested search seinfeld joe's t shirt, its on spreadshirt. You all will love it!

  • I think it moved

  • ALRIGHT, HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! This fruit ain't for you.

  • I always laugh my ass off when Kramer says, "But what am I going to do for fruit?!"

    He's so serious about it.

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  • @Wiseguy453

    Especially when he pleads with Joe. 

  • hahaha Kramer at 2:45

  • Whenever I'm in the fruit section with my wife I can't help but say, "The apples are mealy, the oranges are dry, and I don't know what's goin' on with the papayas!"

  • hahahah "what the hell is a plantain?"

  • HAHAHHAHAHA  KRAMERS THE MAN!!

  • You think I don't know? Huh? Mangoes, plantains, plums with red on the inside? That's Kramer!

  • It stopped right before, "It moved!"

  • is the actor who plays the fruit store owner the same guy who plays mr. bookman?

  • @chicostick12 no different actors

  • @chicostick12 absolutely not !

  • Why did Kramer yell "IT"S TERRIBLE!"?

  • GENIUS.

  • Thanks to Kramer plantanes is now officially the worlds funniest fruit.

  • I only got hundreds

  • "the apples are mealy, the oranges are dry, I don't know what's goin on with the papayas!"-Cosmo Kramer (right up there with peter griffin for funniest tv character of all time)

  • @catolog96 he probably gets a thrill out of it like George!

  • Why can't he just take fruit from Jerry's place? :D

  • I love this show=)

  • I think it moved.

  • "I don't know what's goin' on with the papayas!" LOL

  • 'I'm back baby, I'm back!!'

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  • wonder what Kramer does with all of those mangos O_O?

  • @catolog96 eats em'

  • Who's hungry for a nice juicy piece of fruit while watching this scene? I do.

  • hahah the sound the peach makes when it hits the counter and "i want restitution" hahaha!

  • @halflinks This show is nothing w/o Jerry. He gives it structure.

  • Im surprised Kramer didnt find a way to drag Elaine into that.

  • " ...I don't know what's going on with the papayas !!! "

  • "Get the ones that are red on the inside" "uh huh, well how do I know what they look like on the inside...what do they look like on the outside!?" lol...I love Jerry, I know a lot of people like him the least but i absolutely love him!

  • i live in romania and all the mangos i got here were rubbish hard as stone and tasted like like green nut shells im looking to leave the country just to get decent mangos

  • @americanu197 Whenever you have a chance to visit the Dominican Republic, get some mangos there. Absolutely the best I've ever had!

  • I don't know what's going on with the papayas!!!!

    awesome ...

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  • this place is going brrrrrrrrrrrrr: downhill

  • Plantane what the hell is a plantane haha

  • "I only got 100's"

  • Hahaha, 2:20

  • i love how actors suck at acting in the show ya know? they get to parranoidx]

  • im eating a mango and watching this. golly geeee this is juicyy

  • Is Kramer crying over being banned from the store?

  • "I dunno whats goin on with the papayas!"

  • "I want restitution." LOL!

  • IT'S TERRIBLE!!!!!

  • everything is soooo cheap

  • haha shortly after the ending george gets all fiesty! haha

  • I don't know what's going on with the Papayas.

  • I'm hungry for some Mango.....

  • Aww you cut it before george says "I think it moved." Lol

  • lol

    kramer peeking through the window

  • You cut it short right before George say's "It's like I just got a vitamin B shot" haha

  • @SumNJFella b12 shot lol:P

  • ahahahahahaha THIS PEACH IS SUB PAR HAHA

  • hahahahahahaahhahahaha

  • haha kramer is hilarious

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