Jeremy Clarkson Meets the Neighbours - Germany Pt 2

[ravyHD]

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[bLauAuFmBaU]

oh man why hasn't my grandfather managed to deal with the grandfather of that freak???

[lakeb0dom]

Typical German douchebaggery. They keep all the good products in house and they send the E-Coli infested ones to the rest of the world.

[TGMR1995]

He actually speaks german sometimes during the video ;)

[MattEffect]

watch?v=EeauvE1M7qc&feature=pl­ayer_embedded#!

[BleedThemBones]

im American and i wish Clarkson had done an episode like this of the states. i'd love it

[Jwnorton]

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[kritiker14]

Well, why would a naked man at the park be funny??? It's not funny, it's disgusting and embarrassing. Is this, what British people laugh at??

[beastinblack]

I love europe but I hate the EU, we should all be proud of our countries and not allow the merge into the united states of europe economically and EUSSR politically

[Kretika]

Tell me how small he really is? Must be very small! Because you're so jealous of Germans * ahahahaaaaaaa

[Kretika]

Tell me how small he really is? Must be very small! Because you're so jealous of Germans * ahahahaaaaaaa :))))

[surferriness]

Lol , We humans will never understand the English humor... ;)

[unknownunknowns]

Everybody should watch 'Germany vs USA' by the users 'Alex and Jim' on this site or from my user page. It gives a better source of those two countries than Jeremy Clarkson's narrowminded stereotyping b/c Alex (the German) and Jim (the American) actually discuss topics more in depth and there is less cherrypicking.

[0spike0100]

@unknownunknowns sooooooo its less interesting then

[unknownunknowns]

@0spike0100 What do you mean by that? If you want to go to another country don't you want to assure that you don't have these 'misconceptions' then? Wouldn't you want to be better off?

[JoeMac824]

Do all Germans take their clothes off and read a book in the middle of the day? Even the good looking girls?

[MultiDimwit]

Germans are cool, they are not that bad unlike the a**rica

[regdorsey1986]

really want to press that button......

[TimeladyRose]

Well I'm from Germany too, and I like british humor very much, but...i actually don't get what was so funny about the naked man. He was just beeing natural, I don't get whats funny about that...

[krazYFaic]

@TimeladyRose Well since the people here are from different countries, we all have different cultures and if you're suddenly exposed to one thats different from yours, then you would react. I too first found the naked guy to be weird.

[iUploadRandomStuffXD]

i would only support that "ostalgia" stuff when those freaks finally decide to put the wall back up.. xD

[jadephyre]

"Is das lustisch ?"

I nearly laughed my ass off hearing Jezza speak this one german sentence xD

frickin' priceless :D

and as a side note: I am german, and I very much enjoy this episode :)

[rock3tcat]

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[BlackhawkO8]

@7:01 Hakescher Markt?

[RH571987]

2:00-2:35 correct :) thats how its like

[TheHockeyfreak1964]

@RH571987 ach du grosse scheisse ist ja schlimmer als aufm friedhof keine weiber zum ausgehen oder fiecken kein wunder das die deutsche rasse bald austerben wird wenn nicht bald mal ne babyinvasion kommt und der deutsche staat mal kraeftig tiefer in die tasche greift um familien mit kindern ja gibts auch noch in deutschland finanziell staerker zu unterstuetzen.die merkel malocht doch gar nicht und tut sich alles in ihre tasche packen fuer ihre rente auf malle

[RH571987]

@TheHockeyfreak1964 ich fordere schon lange eine einwanderungspolitik nach ali-g-istischem vorbild: geile schnecken rein!

[Cphari]

Why is he criticizing German wines? Germany is known for its beers. This episode is sooo biased.

[hitechtonicleader]

little tip: to make most of the germans laugh, tell a joke that isn't funny,has no sense in it at all. that's the technique almost every comedian uses here in germany

[Mickr4]

As long as they don't invade any country i think Germany is pretty cool...

[TheHockeyfreak1964]

@Mickr4 oh come on german people are nice open minded and has tolerance more than english or french or italian.thats why germany has the most immigrant workers in europe.it is nice to work and live in germany.safe and clean and such a nice country and good beer and great food and the women are nice too.

[TheBelovedButterfly]

This is actually quite a balanced, tolerant view og Germany. Jeremy doesn't stress the fact that they are, mainly, miserable, nit-picking, boring, hypercritical bastards who are almost scared to fart without checking what someone else thinks about it, can't appreciate anything they have in case someone else is criticising it, and that the background sound to far too many German social occasions is a sort of twittering anxious complaint.

[DaBoogie049]

when was that?

[Willaras]

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[DailyHondaRidr]

German beer is piss and so is there wine the Cars are the ONLY good thing... so wat does Germany do for the world? Besides cause all its world wars

[grobo11]

@DailyHondaRidr NATO, by any chance?

[Highstar25]

I want to cycle through that cave!

[bigboybrit92]

salton towers. lol

[MisusePerfected]

Why does he go out onto the street in Germany expecting everyone to be articulate in English?

[aymthebest]

@MisusePerfected He doesn't.

[mattd49]

Does anyone know what the tune is called @ 3:07 minutes in?

[rainningstorm]

I'm surprised that man didnt get arrested for that.

[Spem27]

German radio is complete SHIT, when were in Germany i immediatly turn of that garbage. our (Dutch) radio is one of the best in Europe imo.

[Humlesnurrrr]

Joseph fritz at 9:50 xD

[utdfordouble]

As a German I have to say I hate all that Ostalgie (Ostalgia in Englisch) shit. It took us long enough to make it into one country, we don't need some morons saying east german communism was great.

[Jurassic0Al]

Well, where were you and your family in the DDR's years? The people who miss it are generally the ones who were there or are descended from those who were. Not all former East Germans want the DDR back in any way, but some apparently miss it to some extent.

[maltesercat]

hehe it might help them find the naked man funny if they could actually understand what he was asking...his accent's atrocious :p

[dreamopeth]

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[newbohne]

fucking hell, the whine he mentions "Niersteiner Gutes Domtal" if I understand it correctly, that's from my neighbour village :)

[grandmasterbobo]

LMAO at the fat naked guy. I am an American and think the Germans are weird.

[Gammelpreusse]

heh, if a camera team came to the US and only filmed the weird stuff presenting it as typical american, be sure that country would look even stranger ;)

[OlCapitain]

@Gammelpreusse Lol they did, I know your comment is quite dated, but they have already



[MalkavianMadness]

I'm Dutch and I think you americans are...weird. Stop calling stuff "liberty and freedom" you guys milked those words dry by now., so far it stopped holding any meaning.

[willshelmetcam]

dont the dutch just smoke weed and ride motocross?

[rainierwolfe]

@MalkavianMadness how about u dont criticize our country and worry about your own. mmmkay

[EatmyDust1311]

@MalkavianMadness im american and i think the dutch are just a bunch of drug crazed pornographers. dont talk shit about a country you have never been to

[JohnMerrick93]

@MalkavianMadness

this is not an American programme it's British!

[bbigguy500]

@MalkavianMadness this is a British man on a British show. the only he mentions Americans is because he makes fun of us. and I am an American and trust me the only weird people here are most Europeans. By the way we value our Liberty and Freedom.

[MalkavianMadness]

@bbigguy500 Are you trying to tell me who Jeremy Clarkson is? Are you that daft? ok..fine fine..yes..I know Jeremy..I mean..This is a brittish man (rolls eyes) And I know he pokes fun of you yanks...I mean..afterall thats easy. ow and about your freedom or liberty..allow me to walk across the street to a coffeeshop, buy some weed and blow smoke rings in your face. Ah yes..suddenly your freedom doesnt seem so..Free anymore.

[Northax]

@MalkavianMadness I agree that this is not a totally free nation since they outlaw weed (moronic, I know), yet in America at least we can carry guns on us for our protection in most places (though not all). That says more freedom than weed, imo. At least we can fight back against tyrannical government if we ever had to. ;)

[tripleheshy]

@MalkavianMadness You may think we're weird but I know you are rude by not properly capitalising the "A" in American. That tells me all I need to know about you . BTW, say hello to my Uncle who gave his life to save your miserable ass and is buried in your most ungrateful soil you piece of shit.

[Statimtek]

@tripleheshy And americans wonder why other countries hate them and their country so much.it's arrogant, ignorant people like you. America is not the best country in the world, it is merely a PARTof the global community that it belongs to, No better no worse than anyone else. Europe has a much better transportation system, better health care and they are more advanced in green technology. before you go critisizing, open your eyes, listen, and close your mouth.You might learn something.

[tripleheshy]

@Statimtek  For a German like you to call anybody else arrogant is laughable. You have real nerve there Klaus. I served in the US Army four years in Germany during the eighties and I got a good bit of knowledge about how you operate and , quite frankly, I was happy as hell to return stateside. It's not my fault you read into my post as being better than anyone else because that's not what I said or even implied. Enjoy your morbidly overpopulated, increasingly Islamisized nanny state.

[ihateflags1]

@MalkavianMadness I love how you condemn Americans and reveal your ignorance in the same statement.

[mojame100]

@MalkavianMadness

Well I think you dutch are gay. And your right, because we have elected someone you guys would like (Socialist) its not the same country.

[Sharisos]

@MalkavianMadness Good that Jeremy Clarkson is an British Journalist, and this is a british Television show. Stop talking about things of which you have no idea!

[MattEffect]

@MalkavianMadness it's a british television show............

[tylerdurden666able]

@MalkavianMadness fuck you asshole, our government is the one cramming that shit down our throats while slowly taking away our rights. and if i can remember correctly, the last person to talk about liberty and freedom was the nazi's who killed 8 million people.

[daryl4classic]

well, you can't talk...

[FreiherrvonWeilberg]

east germans are so strrange!!! believe me im german we all in the west think that they are a bit different! ;)

[tamandspandex]

stimmt! :) hehha

[NecramoniumKISSvideo]

Maybe because there as a wall between east and west till 1991?

[bettertobealive]

Damn, the Soviets really fucked it up again.

[Clownfish1044]

9:20 - it is not funny it s disgusting!

[warriorprince1010]

I am British and like all countries.

[Silvertrine]

In UK naked fat guy would be funny in the US they would call out a SWAT team and give people 5 years of therapy for seeing it.

[mikkelduden]

Exactly why we likes UK mora than US! :)

[sporthamster83]

it´s just hilarious ... i´m german. i love it!

[CJ147]

Holy shit, that saltmine is in my hometown.

(The stuff Jeremy is wearing says 'GSES', which is the company that runs the mine nowadays)

And yes, I laughed when I saw the fat guy naked, lol.

[dilejjja]

hahaha fat naked guy in socks! hilarious!

[Imprezaman555]

can't wait till he gets to my territory, the west. maybe then i'll hear something positive

[Dontyoulikepie]

lol like everyone else... SHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiTTT

[exxagerator]

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiit roflmao

[MasterChiefAgent007]

I wish I lived in UK, you can say shit without getting in trouble.

[RoosterVonDutch]

Where are the censor bars when you need them......

[brin3535]

What the fuck?!!!!? If you did that on your lunch break in America you would have to call your boss to bail you out of jail!!! Not to mention the cops would die laughing so you might catch a murder charge!! Fucking nutty Germans. LMFAO!

[1392778]

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[Zeggawong]

Wheres his standup?

[HellwrathUK]

Bear with me, just woke up, about to upload part three :)

[zeB1b3r]

you need some german "on time"