chavolokio1 you're retarded. besides the fact that you have no idea how to use words in a sentance. i have an idea for you why don't you go back to the 8th grade again and take an english class. its a known fact that there have been pirates that hail their origins from all over europe and other parts of the world. Here's a shocker for you, not only are MOST pirates not Mexican, piracy still occurs today... I.E. off the coasts of Africa. Go back to school and stop making yourself look ignorant.
@stevekraus02: So long as people around the world have traveled by boat, there have been pirates. Piracy is pretty much banditry on water, and there has always been bandits. Pirates rule!
If you didn't notice it's just a camera flip. The patch is on the same eye. Watch the skeleton in the background, it switches sides too. So they're just flipping the video horizontally.
This is actually pretty fun even though it's a parody. I doubt Ask a Ninja has very much against this guy. After all, it's about fun, and this guy is fun.
haha how are you good? you have a gun? guns are useless when youre drunk and stupid. ninjas the anti samurai, i mean cmon you cant beat that now go watch one peice XD worst anime evar!!
whooooo.. ok #1 Pirate movies arnt bags of douche. Especially when its one of the biggest blockbuster movies out there. what did ur puny ninja movies make ? SQUAT ZIPPO. JIGGLY SH*T. Theyre just plan boring waste of 2 hours that could be used to play put put golf
No no no, you got it all wrong. I wasn't talking about pirates of the Caribbean. I'm referring to these two jack ass's on youtube who are trying to make "ask a pirate" movies. Calm the shit down, its not a big deal.
i <3 pirates and infact iam having a 20th pirate birthday party soon ^^ but besides that i really think you guys take the pirate VS ninjas thing too far who really cares both pirates and ninjas are funny and cool soo why all the arguing really makes no sence if you dont like pirates then dont watch the vid or make retarded coments chances are no one wants to hear them ^^
Didn't you see askaninja's golfing question. The pirate's right, ninjas suck at putt-putt golf. They don't even have putt-putt golf, they have Cut-cut golf!
Pirates > Ninja. Ninja sucks and tries too hard to be funny. Pirate guy is just cool and overuses the same three words too much. Pillaging, Wenches and ..Ninja.
it is true that we ninjas talk about all the ways we can kill you but we CAN judge distance... when ur throwing a shuriken into someones you have to be accurate or it might just cut off their ear or something... and why does the eye patch keep switchin sides? o and pirates have teeth? "you think theyre gumballs and you chew em and your teeth break"
This is one of the WORST rippoffs in the "Ask a ..." trend; really poor, bad and sad replica of the original. "Ask a Ninja" has reached popularity via good development of the character (it has evolved since their first videos) and spectacular sense of humor.
what can I say ?! "BORE-OKE!! LAME-OKE, I REALLY DON'T CARE-OKE!!" NOBODY REALLY GIVES A FUCK-EOKE !!!! u can't act, no theme song, the script sucks. u suck, i hope Ninja replys to this, u gon get a shuriken up ur ass !!
it cost 400,000$ to ax this ninja for 12 seconds
gary23fromvault108 1 year ago
you have to have 2 eyes to see how far an object is away
ps. your dad is an ninja
opahan666 2 years ago
chavolokio1 you're retarded. besides the fact that you have no idea how to use words in a sentance. i have an idea for you why don't you go back to the 8th grade again and take an english class. its a known fact that there have been pirates that hail their origins from all over europe and other parts of the world. Here's a shocker for you, not only are MOST pirates not Mexican, piracy still occurs today... I.E. off the coasts of Africa. Go back to school and stop making yourself look ignorant.
stevekraus02 2 years ago
@stevekraus02: So long as people around the world have traveled by boat, there have been pirates. Piracy is pretty much banditry on water, and there has always been bandits. Pirates rule!
Nagneto 1 year ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
fuck you puto if you aint mexican your not a pirate bitch get your own culture ese.
chavolokiyo1 3 years ago
Lawl. Why does his eye patch switch so much. XD
HugWhore 4 years ago
If you didn't notice it's just a camera flip. The patch is on the same eye. Watch the skeleton in the background, it switches sides too. So they're just flipping the video horizontally.
SilverVayne 2 years ago
AYE! no you've got er by the mast! its all about the put put!!!!!!!!!!
piratezkickarse 4 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Exactly why ninjas are better.
foxespiritu 4 years ago
This is actually pretty fun even though it's a parody. I doubt Ask a Ninja has very much against this guy. After all, it's about fun, and this guy is fun.
Grunker2700 4 years ago 5
i think i like it.
nobatik 4 years ago 2
haha thats cool... you pirates play putt putt golf, and we ninjas can continue to own you =)
Cryoslave 4 years ago
Yeah!
foxespiritu 4 years ago
Pirates own all ninjas c*ck suckers! U only wish u were good as us >P
Mita288199 4 years ago
haha how are you good? you have a gun? guns are useless when youre drunk and stupid. ninjas the anti samurai, i mean cmon you cant beat that now go watch one peice XD worst anime evar!!
Cryoslave 4 years ago
@Cryoslave: One Piece was made in japan as are ninjas, so One Piece doesn't count.
Besides Killer Klowns pwn all.
Nagneto 1 year ago
@Cryoslave you wouldn't know a good anime if it bite you on you *******
jshadowhunter 1 year ago
Not bad, it still kinda sucks. But its better then the other douche bags pirate movies.
KodeKill3 4 years ago
whooooo.. ok #1 Pirate movies arnt bags of douche. Especially when its one of the biggest blockbuster movies out there. what did ur puny ninja movies make ? SQUAT ZIPPO. JIGGLY SH*T. Theyre just plan boring waste of 2 hours that could be used to play put put golf
Mita288199 4 years ago
No no no, you got it all wrong. I wasn't talking about pirates of the Caribbean. I'm referring to these two jack ass's on youtube who are trying to make "ask a pirate" movies. Calm the shit down, its not a big deal.
greatdaine 4 years ago
pirates = cool
ninja = not
got it?
xobambinaox 4 years ago 2
Ninjas do suck!!
moviegirl8 4 years ago 2
nijas suck
bigeffendeal 4 years ago 2
I could kill you with these puttputt balls!!!! LOL
This guy rocks. Dude u rock, when's the next when coming out? Weve all been waitin!!
Nagneto 4 years ago
I laughed so hard at this one... especially when describing what ninjas do wrong with putt putt
greenelfgirl 4 years ago
woo i wanna be the crows nest boy umm is it ok that im a chick >_> im sure it could work out btw good job and keep up the good work yhar! ^^
KiwiDaCute 5 years ago
i <3 pirates and infact iam having a 20th pirate birthday party soon ^^ but besides that i really think you guys take the pirate VS ninjas thing too far who really cares both pirates and ninjas are funny and cool soo why all the arguing really makes no sence if you dont like pirates then dont watch the vid or make retarded coments chances are no one wants to hear them ^^
KiwiDaCute 5 years ago
omgosh thankyou, finally someone who understands :D!!
MirbBrim 5 years ago
Thank you! finally somebody out there makes sense! I hate the stupid people who take that stuff too seriously. ITS ALL ABOUT THE LAUGHTER PEOPLE.
Nagneto 4 years ago
PIRATES SUCK!!!
gravyguy7123 5 years ago
funny
BladeThePredator 5 years ago
gay
stinkyballz 5 years ago
I can hide in the put-put golf club! ^.^
I'll kill you with my giant plastic toothbrush. It's pink, with a ninja mask. I called it astroturfics.
lilxEMOxthing 5 years ago
Didn't you see askaninja's golfing question. The pirate's right, ninjas suck at putt-putt golf. They don't even have putt-putt golf, they have Cut-cut golf!
vampman87 5 years ago
dude im all for pirates but this just wont beat ask a ninja sry
EviLotus01 5 years ago
that was great!
summonerai 5 years ago
PIRATE NINJA VS CLOWNS!!!!
gamedudelp 5 years ago
Pirates > Ninja. Ninja sucks and tries too hard to be funny. Pirate guy is just cool and overuses the same three words too much. Pillaging, Wenches and ..Ninja.
Leaphchausew 5 years ago
you suck.
Nasutko 5 years ago
oh and i almost forgot: theres a reason that pirates are better than ninjas, and thats one piece > naruto.
sasukes a freaking emo!
GomuGomuNoBaka 5 years ago
Naruto > One Piece. SUCKITFOOL.
Although, One Piece isn't bad. Naruto is just better.
xmo 5 years ago
im becoming a fan of your work. but personally i think you should lose the earings.
GomuGomuNoBaka 5 years ago
its the same bloke u idiots
mikeeh86 5 years ago
At least this guy doesn't start every one of his videos with an annoying theme song (yeah I'm looking at YOU, askaninja! What!).
reichmarshall 5 years ago
Lol! No wonder pirates have so many gold teeths if they chew the bouncy-balls xD
Deathwinter 5 years ago
it is true that we ninjas talk about all the ways we can kill you but we CAN judge distance... when ur throwing a shuriken into someones you have to be accurate or it might just cut off their ear or something... and why does the eye patch keep switchin sides? o and pirates have teeth? "you think theyre gumballs and you chew em and your teeth break"
ninjaXusaco 5 years ago
pirates chops off their own limbs, so the ninjas won't cry too hard when they get beaten by the pirates in fights...
Cordam 5 years ago
Pirates are always missing a eye, hand, or foot. Ninjas don't get dismembered.
OoogieBoogie 5 years ago
Sure they do..they just kill themselves promptly after having done so. SEPPUKUUUUUU!!!!!!!
eternalautumn 5 years ago
This is one of the WORST rippoffs in the "Ask a ..." trend; really poor, bad and sad replica of the original. "Ask a Ninja" has reached popularity via good development of the character (it has evolved since their first videos) and spectacular sense of humor.
wookiebodoque 5 years ago
what can I say ?! "BORE-OKE!! LAME-OKE, I REALLY DON'T CARE-OKE!!" NOBODY REALLY GIVES A FUCK-EOKE !!!! u can't act, no theme song, the script sucks. u suck, i hope Ninja replys to this, u gon get a shuriken up ur ass !!
SickFlick 5 years ago
Anymore?
Flyguy6565 5 years ago
yargh another good 1 matey
LJBB 5 years ago
forget you ninjas and pirates
its all about the samurais!
lets hope theres askasamurai soon.
nothingtosay 5 years ago
keel halling the new guy
sw3nick 5 years ago
This guy needs a piñata.
muddyeyes 5 years ago
Greaaarrrt Episode! Pirates rules!!!
melekashiro 5 years ago