Deus Ex Machina: Episode 9 - "Doomsday (Part 2 of 2)" Act 5

[LolTacular01]

Wha- What the fuc- WHY JON? WHYYYYY!1111

[brawlman87]

no machinima i will not finidh him!

[Argathog]

So. Wtf I spent like four hours of my life just so that it would end in alien buttsex? I'm not surprised but at least he could have put more effort in his conspiracy theory I mean no aliens? Then wtf was the UNSC doing? wach purple and gold by SprungCardinal8. But I must say I didn't see this comming I mean gay aliens? Who would've thought. Awesome ending, I guess

[PrestoPuma]

I remember when I first saw this ending

I knew from the moment he was raped that it was guitar master x7

To be honest I don't truly mind this ending considering digitalfear wouldn't finish the series

At least now it is at a conclusion but if anyone is to blame for this anticlimax it would be digital fear

[LastXdeth]

Digital Ph33r did not make the ending.

[toaexos]

This rustled my jimmies.

[actaviousblacker]

Some men just want to watch the world burn.....

[MUTANTKILLZ]

Deus Ex Machina Episode 1

[toasterowned666]

HAHAHAHA RETARDED PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!

[saruken1]

Really? Nobody noticed that Guitarmasterx7 did this? Bunch of idiots.

[TheWOOHOO52]

This made me spit water all over my desk!!

[9054309546]

i have now lost all faith in humanity... i still love digitalph33r but i dont except he maad this ... time to go kill some one by guys

[NarrowSpider]

i loved this seires then i saw this ending i am gutted :(

[NJAAY98]

i hated the ending to this video i expected something epic to happen :(:(:(

sorry guys i just didnt like it

[MrPopeye232323]

WoW he got raped... XD

[OrbitalStudio]

@mesofrax2011 random, i was browsing comments for this video, then i seen you're comments, and DirectorTurnerable, you guys were flaming, then i decided to come in, lololol

[neverable2]

Thats what you call the deus ex machina plot device

[HalfWereHaiti]

hilarious guitarmaster

[BloodShotCometTF]

best ending ever!

[DriftKing18594]

1:33 just as planned *does Gendo pose*

[binniwienie]

this is really the first time i am actually disappointed in machinima...

[robertwilsong]

@binniwienie i take it you dont watch every video than

[binniwienie]

@robertwilsong well, let me rephrase that: i never knew that machinima made shitty videos to anger viewers on purpose :p

[robertwilsong]

@binniwienie lol i found this video funny as hell

[JDTR1900]

Well, at least it finally ended. We all know Jon abandoned it long ago.

[fuckitstaken]

Rape is not funny......yes it is

[LightRiolu]

its funny because someone made this video as a tribute before the ACTUAL finale, so good job stealing a video

[scotzorz]

I lol'd

[zimpuppy]

I hate this..... I want the real thing not some FAKE one!

[Mcdeeman21]

@warstarter30 Yeah, we can read other peoples comments, no need for repetition.

[Poaa1423]

i thougt this was real for a while

[ArmedJam0414]

You. all. are. WRONG!!!!!!!! I mean really, really WRONG!!!!!!! This guy got brutally raped!!!! and the guy who explained what was happening seemed to unhinge anything serious about this series. AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT SEES THIS VIDEO WRONG AND DISTURBING!?!?!?

[TheNidface]

Well it sure does end the story with no loose ends! :D

[KittyCatastrophy]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I love donuts



[TC769]

Wow John, great job on the season finale, because it's so awesome and the plot twist was amazing and you're so cool and I was so satisfied with the end of Dues Ex Machina and whatever.

[Megatrollolol]

@TC769 I see what you did there >u>

[DonutFun360]

lol, people, jon literally gave permission to guitarmaster to do what he wanted to deus ex. whether you like it or not, this is canon xD

[danpmcd97]

hahahahahhahah the people from sanity not included are genious's!!!!

[Megatrollolol]

@danpmcd97 Agreed.

[TheAnlistik]

I liked it.

[mesofrax2011]

THIS A FUCKING PEACE OF SHIT!!!!

[DirectorTurnerable]

@mesofrax2011 YOUR SPELLING IS A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!

[mesofrax2011]

@DirectorTurnerable the fuck are you talking about i missspelled one word, and you made a peace of shit ending. so shut the fuck up bitch!

[DirectorTurnerable]

@mesofrax2011 piece* 

[mesofrax2011]

@DirectorTurnerable WHAT EVER, JUST SHUT UP.

[DirectorTurnerable]

@mesofrax2011 whatever*

[mesofrax2011]

@DirectorTurnerable SIGHS.

[OrbitalStudio]

@mesofrax2011 I'm awesome!

[mesofrax2011]

@OrbitalStudio who the hell are you?!

[OrbitalStudio]

@mesofrax2011 i'm the flamekiller! "jumps on top of crate" remember that! lol

it's just funny when people are flaming each other then i randomly come in, xD

[mesofrax2011]

@OrbitalStudio .......................wat?

please start from the beginning. do you have anything to do with my past comments, or is this random.

[ElCabron889]

Best piss-take ever.

[jamarijwilliams]

is this the guy from insaity and made master chief war

[DonutFun360]

@jamarijwilliams yup

[joeeo99]

WHAT,........ THE,............ FUCK!!!

[Flyer289]

*sigh*

[DaEmonX555]

You ruined the series!!! I loved the series, but this is a peace of crap! I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ascottpwns]

Even though this is a HUGE slap in the face to anyone that liked dues ex, its still pretty damn funny lmao

[JMLJ133]

Guitar Master, you literately made the show end in a...disgusting yet funny way.

[JMLJ133]

GuitarMasterx7, your F***** amazing.

[ithechief]

well, that's how it ends?

[FrankiEmo92]

Spider-Min.

[garret933]

lol. this makes a whole lot more sense then the actual series.

[jamarijwilliams]

@garret933 how did the sries not make sense

[DaN1Champ]

Trolololololololololololololol­ololol

[EDMfilms]

I watched a normal episode of DEM right after watching this and I found it considerably difficult to take seriously. Thanks Guitarmasterx7...

[iTeasingly]

LOLOLOLO Guitarmasterx7 YOU ARE GOD

[ACBros2000]

Da fudge!!!!!!!!!!!

[14DarkhaN14]

soo were is the real act 5 ?

[james1bon]

The worst way to die is that

[james1bon]

WTF

[rockhellien]

this is most likly made by the guys from sanity not included. XD

[WrongfulHealer5]

im in a loss of words

[Dabclipers]

I HAVE LOST ALL ABILITY TO COMPREHEND LIFE.

[Dabclipers]

I DONT UNDENRSTAND.

[WolfPackAttackClan]

ah ha fool their never was any mike it wan only I.... spidermen

[chambers4427]

im not sure whether to dislike or like

[NostalgiaMayhem]

That has to be the best ending ever

[NostalgiaMayhem]

what the fuck?

[TheIdealisticOne]

...Well, look at it this way, it was way better than a Rick Roll.

[escabarloplop]

do all the big machinima makers know each other?

[VoxionBlaz]

Oh Lyle... Everything you make is so pleasant ^^

[TheAmazingAtheos]

Fucking hilarious!

[WrongfulHealer5]

my mans got raped lmao

[Blackluster96]

oh lyle :)

[angsarap14]

Haha butt-sex manjina XD

[MedicinalDrugs]

Dammit Lyle

[Matt4072]

WWWTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFF

GROSSSSSSSSSS ILL NEVER TEA BAG AGAIN

[Greiffenhorst]

Thumbs up if you think Digital Ph33r didn't make this

[splintercell2013]

@Greiffenhorst /facedesk

[EliteBlackTech]

@Greiffenhorst He didn't. LOL

[taladedo]

Thats all of deus ex??

[Yamikaiba123]

No, I take it back. This was a great way of ending Deus Ex. That, and him committing suicide.

[SuperiorThirteen]

"Wow, John, great job on the season finale...because it's so awesome, and the plot twist was amazing....and you're so cool...and I was so satified with the end of Deus Ex Machina."

Haha.

Favorited.

[commanderpopinfresh]

6:40 same song from epic meal time. also this is made by guitarmasterx7 not digitalph33r

[TLOGHADES]

lol

[MrItalianmustard]

Actually John did end Deus Ex Machina in his 'How to make halo 3 mahcinima" series.

[Lukeclooney]

I PUT THEM IN MY ANUS TOO :D

omg so fucking funny

[CoreyClarkYC93]

Go Lyle! :D

[Thisdude12]

ehh. im not pleased

[SupaSchechy]

....... I hate you so much Guitarmaster >:(

[EvilPhoenix007X]

@SupaSchechy He loves you too!

[deadlyfluffball]

...no

[AppleCooro]

Seriously? I spent over 3 hours watching the series, for THIS?!

I hate GuitarMasterx7.

[TheBeefyWizard35]

tbh I think Jon would've loved this ending lmao

[Yamikaiba123]

@TheBeefyWizard35 He authorized it. It probably gave him a laugh.

[machinimarestored]

You can tell it isnt johns because of the crappy voice acting and other shitty stuff

[RiloParry]

This is amazing piece of cinema is called Deus Ex Machina it probably was meant to be ended like this lol. It's actually quite amazing

[DragonVictor]

Lmfao

[JCDenton112788]

lol viewer disgression is advised.hahahaah

[JCDenton112788]

hahahhahahahahahahahahahaahaha­h

I have few things to say :

There is no (Halo 3 Machinima)<---- like that in bracket.So think before you hit dislike.

716 people are faggot and gay and got offended by video hahahaha Good job !!

[fmni1]

wow he got raped alot...

[DamnYouLightYagami]

Woooooooooooooooo

[TheMusiccritic2011]

this is stypid

[haloprime44]

its funny but.... fuck you guys for tricking me....

[SultenZone]

Also this is Guitarmasterx7, so if anyone wants to know who that is, he made Master Chief Returns, along with other Master Chief comical machinimas, he's also the same guy whose on "Sanity not Included" playing Lyle, and he's hosting with Dex on Machinima's updating show 'Storymode". I will admit it was a big shit pie in someones's face to whoever enjoyed the show, I don't think that was cool of Lyle, but It was VERY funny, lol.

[TerrifiedPotatoe]

Relax faggots, this was a joke made by the same user that made Epic Master Chief.

Jon CJG didn't make this.

[SultenZone]

@TerrifiedPotatoe I'm not mad, I actually think it's comical, but if you tell someone to relax you shouldn't call them a faggot.

[TerrifiedPotatoe]

@SultenZone Sorry, 4chan gave me a tendency to say faggot in every sentence.

Damn, I need to stop getting on the interweb so much.

[SultenZone]

@TerrifiedPotatoe lol, i'm gonna go on 4chan now.

[fuckitstaken]

And so ends the story of deus ex machina. no more shall we see spiderman rip offs and aliens raping a guy in a power ranger suit. was one hell of a ride tho and who knows maybe digitalph33r will return to deus ex machina to tie up the loose ends. but most likely end up getting john raped again...

[LordLoss888]

this is a slap in the face to the people who watched and enjoyed this show

[TonneofAsh]

Don't fucking rape or be raped. It's not cool.

[halo35boy]

ass raped by mutated flood berseker elite thingy......exactly what should happen to digitalph33r

[AdryenzXBL]

@halo35boy dude hell no, digitalph33r is the guy that pretty much started videos for gaming, without him machinima wouldnt be shit.

[twoshedz08]

I loled at the berserker noises

[spartan0581]

WHAT DA FAAAWWKKK WAS DAT SHIIAAAAAAAAAT?!

[smashhitninja]

WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA­AAATTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEE­EE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCC­CCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK

[zMustheMadMan]

WHY IS THIS ONLY SHOWING MY VIEWS?

[TerrifiedPotatoe]

@zMustheMadMan Go away, faggot.

[zMustheMadMan]

@TerrifiedPotatoe Lol calm down :)

[Akings100]

2:38 to 2:42 was he wanking ?

[ikillnewbz17]

haha lol

[AceofSpad3sking1994]

Mofo shoulda rolled out when he had the chance! See what happens when you try to avenge a death? It always leads to anal rape.

[DarkSiegeProductions]

L O-mother effin-L

[MuffinPuffin01]

I forgot how funny this is xD I'm upset Jon was never able to finish Deus Ex, but this funny spinoff of a serious machinima by Lyle is just pure genius!

[Vinc3ntPh4m]

UMG HALO DIS IS DA SEX

[WolfPackAttackClan]

''ah ha FOOL there never was any mike. It was only I SPIDER MEN!!''

''spider men this explains everything''

[Grant1219]

i dont know what a pheromone is



[escabarloplop]

@Grant1219 so googl it

[mesofrax2011]

u know actually this was an awsome show and fuckin fun to whatch, but then you did rape,idiots,prank,sucking, and who the fuck is spidermen!!!!!!!!!!!!! you fucken suck ass.

[mesofrax2011]

your f@#ked up

[Xylogeist]

Digital Ph33r didn't make this did he? :-/

[cameraguyification]

@Xylogeist no he didn't, the guy who made it must have been tried of waiting six months for a episode to come out so he just decided to make this. but digital ph33r did post this on his blog.

[OMFGYOURDRIVINGMEINS]

@Xylogeist gutairmaster7 ;P

[PredwolfZ]

this is a prank video right?

[BluemindProductions]

Please dont tell me that is the real fucking ending because if it is unsubscribe!

[JAMESPR02]

@BluemindProductions Its not lol its a joke

[Randomer876]

Patrick Wanted to rule the earth .... OF COURSE!!!

[adamwolfCA]

OMFG THAT WAS THE MOST FUCKING EPIC ENDING EVER, JON!!!!!!!!!! THE PLOT TWIST WAS AMAZING AND I'M SUPER SATISFIED EITH THE END OF DEUS EX MACHINIMA!!!!!!!!!!!

[JTJohnyT]

THERE IS NO WAY I CAN FIT TWO OF THOSE IN THERE!

Hahaha

[R33C399]

0_0

[TaintedLogicStudios]

guitarmaster is a much better voice actor than jon in my opinion

[wwwyousuckdotcom]

Seriously? They couldn't just end it, they had to end it like that

[GalacticSpartan]

I...I think I just lost my appitate on the series .3.

[irkiIIer]

fuck you 

[metroidx9]

thank you u have no idea how long i waned this shit to end even tho its not made buy jonCJG it was still grate end an it will stop haunting me. Nice ending loved it i think i need an air tank to breath cause that's how long i was laughing.

[Rulictar]

This sucks, thumbs down :)

[ElimPMZ]

Wow jon, great job on the season finale because its so awesome and the plot twist was amazing and your so cool and i'm so satisfied with the end of Deus Ex Machina.

[Rulictar]

@ElimPMZ It wasn't actually Jon, you can tell by the voice acting. 

[Darkstep60]

aw man this is how it really ends? D:

[KoolHaloKid7]

funny but maybe it could of been more seriase but awsome

[Dmctheawesome]

What the hell

[JazzMasterGold]

This isn't the real ending because as it says in the credits and in the tags, this video is a parody of how the series should of ended. If your wondering why Jon couldn't finish the series earlier, its because of all the music needed for the final act has copyright laws that prevent it from being used for video purposes.

[reconghost5]

hahahahaha. that was posibly more fuck up than master cheif war

[thespartander]

wow what a plot twist!!!! awsmm\

[xxxBooDaBallZxxx]

alien buttfuck, villin is friend, friend is spiderman, spiderman is bad,

spiderman t baging. i couldnt picture a better ending