Derek and Clive Get the Horn

[TotteringHotspurs]

Just googled Lord Longford and then laughed out loud.

[itwontbelongyaya]

Listening to this gave me the fucking horn.

I think I'll pop off for a bit of a wank.

[Sailorsega]

You know who gives me the horn? Margaret Thatcher.

[ProjectLonely]

'except my wife Valerie' hahaha

[pastyhead80]

ive got the horn now after watching this video

[cntower01]

9 people don't get the horn!

[jamjar1314]

I can't get the horn coz I've got fucking cancer and my fucking knob fell of :(

[Matty6660]

How thick is Dudley's jumper at 2:22 :O

[stevenwithph]

Twitter . com / mansfieldsbum - Follow Clive

[pastyhead80]

after watching this video ive got the right horn!!!!

[pastyhead80]

after watching this 8 people aint got the horn, all im saying is watch this again until you do get the horn

[NowMyPoundsHaveRunOu]

if you get a YouTube comment accepted, you feel like you're successful. even though you're not even

[TheChapaqua]

See those cunts in that clip right? They don't half give me the 'orn.

[MmeDesgranges]

@TheChapaqua They give me fucking knobache

[TheChapaqua]

@MmeDesgranges See that knobache you've got there? Don't half give me the 'orn...

[TheChapaqua]

@MmeDesgranges Lord Longford would approve.

[WoWoNiceLady]

Dudley Moore hated him at the end, on stage apparently when they were performing togetrher, he used to say to himselef, "(rhe cunt is drunk, the tthe drunk is (a) cunt!)

[xxxmat1]

That er that maggie thatcher

[1980Jonno]

he said i have an insatiable sexual appetite

[munchkin365]

I love these two

[TheChapaqua]

@munchkin365 You cunt.

[pato0231]

@TheChapaqua Why you calling him Cunt for, you fucking cunt, i tell ya, doesn't half give me the horn

[ShelbyGalaxy]

NYYHHAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA OH MY GOD. Best ever.

[IIovefootball1982]

i have successfully uploaded the whole film "get the horn" check out my channel

[slantyrock]

1:06 "no, she's an ugly bitch isn't she?"

[NunoCartino]

Dust, silence and nothingness gives me the fucking horn, even thinking about the horn for a split second gives me the fucking horn and even when i contemplate this thought and I express my thoughts in words gives the fucking horn

[olebarca99]

RMAO.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Maidenrugby]

"Nah, she's an ugly bitch" - That bit, even though it's so subtle, gets me every time!

[darklordzden]

See this video? Didn't half give me the horn, that...

[zorki28]

Dudley's visual gag = Epic Fail

[Fuschiaqueen]

That is so funny!!!

[markzillapage1]

just watching this gives me the fuckin horn

[jackHNv]

Puerile, foul-mouthed, offensive, brilliant!

[fourthwind1]

Which one talks about golders green, i just couldnt stop myself from killing 20,000???

[roachy333]

Peter is the funniest dead man too....he's that great!

[SPeacock]

@roachy333 He's probably entertaining in Heaven right now :)

[flappospammo]

peter cook = genius

[sharplesal]

peter cook is the funniest man to have ever lived

[xaindsleena1]

Lord Longford - the way he does his hair LOL.

[MrBazzah]

fucking cracks me up ha ha ha ha ha

[crispycrab]

I WANT TO SEE THE WALL NAKED

[crispycrab]

Kinna gay. Silly Brits.

[hitlermugabetashtwin]

I'll show you gay son. I'll show you gay, and I'll try VERY HARD to make sure you understand what I mean.

Never hear about much Belgian comedy do you?

[crispycrab]

Belgians are not funny. There is really tardish comedian that Belgians loose their shit laughing over. I want to twist their heads

[gymrachel]

classic! really funny double act!

[FailboatSkipper]

1:09 hahahaha

[suzbailey23]

The best part is Dudley struggling to not laugh out loud. :P

[CssAfc]

legends! :)

love 'em

[regisfun]

epic !! i couldn't stop laughing

[allblue3]

Except my wife Valerie!

[robertodowneso]

fackin cants

[FreneticKey]

LOL

[evolegnartsrd]

Oh my god. I can't stop laughing. This is bloody hilarious. I love Pete and Dudley, and I can't wait to see this movie.

"They said the door was underage.. you're not allowed to f*** the door unless it's 16 years old." XD

[robbolandsvids]

I wish I'd killed a few people, so Lord Longford could come round & give me the horn...they don't write 'em like that anymore! Bloody excellent !

[matthewthomas1234567]

isnt there one where dudley walks out because peter upsets him i dont know if its on Derek and Clive Ad Nauseam or not

[TarZan69lelenana]

walking on the pavement gives me the horn, eveything gives meee the hhoorrrn!! ha ha cant fuck a door til it's sixteen years old.... fucking funny

[ozzsihing]

Greatest comedy recording of all time.

[Punorss]

Whats the one where Dudley says " Every things about Fuck All!" and Peter says "No, Fuck All is what you are about!"

[MS1983RDG]

In The Cubicles

[Punorss]

Thanks.

[captcowballs]

fanfuckingtastic

[OldSmellyCrotch]

Strange thing is... this isn't" givin me the 'orn"!?

But knowin Cook 'n Moore are dead is givin' me the fackin 'orn!

The way they're bin dead is given a fackin' right stonka!! Am gonna have ta knock one out thinkin' abart it! It's gonna make a right mess! She gonna play "hell up" cleanin this lot darn! I might punch me 'sen in the face while am doin' it, jas to get pleasure from the pain of deth, BUT, love the pain of the 'orn!

[taariqtaariq]

the whole skit goes for a whole side of an LP. It is a gem!

[toydog16r]

I nearly cried laughing on hearing this 4 the first time.

[geraint0808]

The Brand and Ross of the late 70's!!

[o0dekker0o]

yeah, you're right

[DeluxeReissue]

You're a tit if you think Brand and Ross are even near these guys. Infact, you're more like a right cunt.

[IndependentGeorge76]

brand and ross are allright, but it's kind of like comparing them with pete and dud is like comparing Crowded House with The Beatles

[vinylman4533]

Crowded House and the Beatles shouldn't be compared. Both have their own respective merits.

[EM101010101]

wtf are you kidding me? cook and dudley were a genius parody act brandt and ross are two immature pricks with no content .

[mutley741]

get me thru my day

[maxziz]

dud's just so funny coz he trys to control his laughter ,,but in the end he just dont give enough of a fuck,,and pisses imself

they were allways better together than solo,,,,,true true genius

recording in a world of mediocrity,,,,,,,,top post

[telephonic]

absolute comedy genius's..never see there like again

[54spiritedwill54]

he just looked so vunerable

[CupidStunt0001]

That Jonathan Ross & Russell Brand, don't arf give me the horn

[rrrorkk]

lololol

[thomas240871]

AND, AND, AND, !!!!! thats me finished !!

[YOUGOTLOLLED]

This video don't half give me the fackin' horn.

[awferfuksake]

Youtube gives me the fuckin horn.

[boxmanmammogram]

i love the look on dudley moores face at the start when he mentions the pope. he's just thinking oh my god where's this going? hilarious!

[olitube88]

that gave me the horn..bravo

[JNRbamyai]

lol hilariuos i love it!!!!!

they are awosme 10/10 i would go 100/10 but they mention the pope and i hate that guy but anyway awsome

[kirk7524875248]

I put my foot on the pavement, gives me the 'orn!

[sps78]

See all these facking comments....give me the right `orn!

[LiamS92]

this video gives me the 'orn

[thesteveus]

The way everybody posting about what gives them the horn, it don't 'alf give me the fuckin' horn

[flappospammo]

peter cook = all time genius

[selrahc2nd]

i couldnt prevent myself, you know from having a wank imedeatly after watching this

[ImaTWAZZOCK]

WANKERS!!

[argoninja2112]

those erectile dysfunction advertisements give me the horn.

like,

when they say,

"if you have an erection lasting longer than four hours-CALL EVERYONE!"

how could that not give me the horn???

and the mention of twenty five potentially fatal side effects in the same advert?

definitely the fucking horn.

i'm with the fella who named the terminal cancer.

makes me wish i was in prison,

with terminal cancer.

[ybot1983]

that terminal cancer ..gives me the horn

[dexter2468]

you see the replay button when the video finishes?

that don't half give me facking horn.

[BraveUlysses01]

Half give me the fackin' horn, not 'have'.

[grumpyyyyy]

"There",Fuck I'm drunk, and that gives me the horn

[grumpyyyyy]

That Hadron collider in Switzerland, that gives me the horn. Black holes and all that, no law against it.

Put it in their you'll end up in another dimension.

[BeardMadam]

You tube gives me the fucking horn

[audiotrauma]

never fails to make my stomach hurt with laughter.

[joe90]

he just looked so vunerable

[SimianPrime]

Ahhh...the Horn!

[ThoseWhoChoseCheese]

Commenting on videos gives me the fucking horn. My keyboards matted with spunk.

[ledge61]

Does it get any funnier than this !!!., classic .

[sylchloe]

this just makes it a million times better to see Dud bent over laughing so hard he can't stand it. classic.

[Tangoratsfan]

so funny it's untrue! peter cok saying fanciable and 16 years old gives me the horn.obv

[Danechip]

Good quality, thankyou !!!

[devv1989]

ahahah

[clivehere]

these people are proper funny

[northwesten]

LMFAO

[foxcell]

youtube gives me the FUCKING HORN!

[BingoJimmy]

"When they'd had a go... the cosmetician, it gave me the horn"

[POWLA9]

I didnt know Pete Cooke owned Private Eye

[iluvdeflep]

legends

[RetroKid07]

Classic , Dud n pete rule <3

[markf3942]

Val gives me the horn

[richardturnerflorida]

i had this on audio/cassette years ago.hilarious stuff.glad i saw it on here.thanks

[SconeMason]

On record this bit is 20 minutes long. Derek and Clive are perhaps the funniest thing every recorded.

[coperblu]

it had to be good if that horrible old cunt slag fucker with lobsters up her arse, maggie thatcher, banned it...what a cunt she was.

[KenKaniiif]

lol,, i remember seeing this years back

[penelopedesouza]

They're good, but a bit too proud about being controversial.

[clampdown7]

PETE AND DUD... LOVE EM

[foxcell]

LOL

[goldenhoovez]

i said val, fuck knows what it is love, but you dont give me the horn.

[monkeylab4life]

derek and clive was kinda their lowest ebb.

dudley looks so uncomfortable.

but still i love peter cook.

[foxcell]

un PC I lOVE IT GIVES ME THE HORN!

[chrissyman77]

i knew a lady in amsterdam her cunt was stuck up full of clam she was a very stupid fucking dutch bitch she had lobsters up the arse she was fucking working class she was a (pause) dutch bitch (ad nauseum)

[Nordenwald]

Oh yeh and from the CD "Derek & Clive come again": "I've got a pair of enormous balls, they drag be'ind me sore, and then of course I get followed by ev'ry fucking 'ore!"

Great fun. Still, Pete subjected Dud to an insane amount of abuse. He might have been the cerebral core of the duo, but he was insanely jealous of Dud. With reason, too. Dud was - and remains - vastly underrated, but he was hugely talented, and a marvelous musician... something Cook never forgave him for (or understood).

[MoonBarrett]

Clive gives me the horn.

[paulgostelow]

derek and clive is THE BEST. amaizing. RIP cook and moore

[NeatTrick]

Check out the ad-nausem album, this and much much more

[thinlizzy71]

fuckin' brilliant!

[jiggawoo]

ive got the horn solidly watching this

[romeokev]

Hah Hah!!!! I'm off to spank the monkey!

[IndieKid90]

Commenting on this vid gives me the fucking horn!

[fraueva]

You commenting gives me the fucking horn!

[BeardMadam]

You tube gives me the fucking horn!

[madama]

the first time i ever saw that i nearly choked on a drink! love peter and dudley

[nedsmanks]

'i queried the arrest' - Brilliance.

[michaelcrowe]

Thanks!

[COOKandMOORE]

need some derick and clive not off the dvd, there is a few sketches i think not on there, like the bbc coming to film him wanking and cuming in his belly button, i seem to remember that aint on, if anyone has any that arnt on the 'got the horn' dvd they would be worth uploading.

[BeardMadam]

They drunk all my Guinness!

[MoonBarrett]

Oh my god! Fucking genius!