The grown up version of Alana Holler (Toddlers and Tiaras homage)

[Thisisnotrealization]

FAILURE

[AjahDawn]

This would have been funny if you were ugly. =)

[RaeRae914]

LOL omg u sound so much like her hehe :) xx pretty teeth

[MzMaddy87]

Oh ignore those immature comments. Your beautiful! And love your clip on it, haha I watched the actual one not long ago and was outraged!!! haha, but you making a sarcastic video of it is hilarious!!! Your absolutely stunning and everyone else needs to get off their high horse and see that your just mocking the situation... lol

[autotuneinterviews]

<3 omfg

[SaraG700]

so you are making fun of 3-6 years old little girls? how clever

[ufoexe]

i thought it was great O__O

honey boo boo support...

[TheSymphony100]

This gal is on YOUPORN-seen her there. Sure of it.

[JaysCinema]

TITTZ!!!! (O.O)

[bobslifeanimation]

Hahaha

[ultimatepoptart18]

So many dislikes. I thought it was hilarious.

[ZimVader0017]

I normally skip that show because it's really stupid and ridiculous like you say in the description, but I saw this episode on YouTube 'cause a friend sent it to me, and I really want to strangle that mother.......if I find her neck first. It's like she's trying to enjoy life through her child. Lady, if you didn't know how to live your life, don't ruin you child's.

[RealGoonieKid]

a very attractive woman acting like a complete barf? that's YOUTUBE!

[Queenlafry]

half the viewers are probably on go-go juice and think the video is real. I thought it was funny :3

[MrEdlgar]

Nice skit . I cracked up so hard. I was hoping to see the daisy duke wardrobe though. Dammit!

[UserName8CP]

20 years later and your still drinking go-go juice *facepalm*

get in the kitchen and make me a F*CKING SANDWICH

[MatthewLeelev]

I like the original better. XD

[FloridaRaisin]

I feel like there is a subtle awesomeness to this that only about half the viewers get.

[stopbeingcrap]

@FloridaRaisin I get it. I GET IT.

[Williamkurk]

0:47- nuff said. 

[CanisLupus1987]

Grow up....

[JazzyBabeandNoveGurl]

Not......funny.......

[HolyMexicans]

She's hot. I'm not complaining.

[krstphrhrrs]

You remind me of Jessica Simpson. In a good way.

[Zarthus]

You aren't hyper enough to pull off imitating this kid at an older age even. xD Also, you aren't even close to as obese as she is going to be if she isn't fed right. I feel sorry for the kid even though she really seems awful to other people around her. I can tell that she won't always be liked in school because she's rather cruel. When her looks stop being enough to impress judges, which won't be long because a plump composure only goes so far in pageant worlds, she's going to be miserable.

[xLushKisses]

Lmfao!!! How is she making fun of Alana if that's what Alana does, DUH. Of all the crap on tv- people complain about this. CMON NOW. My gogo juice is Bacardi Razz.

[symantharae]

making fun of a child. Real Awesome job there.

[ilostmysanity63]

@ronniewinz red bull and mountain dew. She said it on Dr. drew. The video is around here somewhere.

[lilmissbeautifulable]

your stupid AF!!!!!!!!

[stopbeingcrap]

@lilmissbeautifulable Oh, god, this is embarrassing. What does AF stand for?

[pinkpunkzx]

@stopbeingcrap af stands for as f*ck

[javelin901]

@lilmissbeautifulable "your stupid Air Force!!!!!!!!" someones retarded

[gab1971]

OMG THIS IS REALLY FUNNY!

[Athena1992owl]

How can you hate this? This women has talent.

[amberthesuperfox]

this is really what would happen its sad 

[MyCrazyPsycho]

ATTENTION WHORE MUCH?

[stopbeingcrap]

@MyCrazyPsycho Hey, you're the one typing in ALL CAPS. That's just begging for attention.

[TheLivi101]

@MyCrazyPsycho dude, shes not being an attention whore. she's making fun of a stupid video. chill out.

[TheLivi101]

@MyCrazyPsycho dude, shes not being an attention whore. she's making fun of a stupid video. chill out.

[KatyxNicole]

@MyCrazyPsycho exactly XD.

[trashybitch1232]

This wasn't funny

[getogatocat]

LOVE IT!

[KylieLuver]

This is pretty funny ;)

[BarbyWrld717]

ps you should try to be on SNL or something, i'm sure they'd consider you cus you're pretty and actually pretty funny. i like it when a pretty girl isn't afraid to be funny or goofy or acting all stuck up! =) u should do more!

[BarbyWrld717]

LOL!

[ronniewinz]

What is in the Go/Go Juice? LOL

[vanessa0Brooke]

OMG STAPP IM DYING.

[jchizz4]

take it as a compliment - this is a fail parody because you are way cuter than the little girl and ESPECIALLY her Jabba the Hutt lookin' mom ...

[MaNiMaBaLLa]

Why do you only show those to the judges? Haha, joking :)

[Gingersdk]

That's just sad... 

[PEriwata]

Duuudes learn how to take a joke! That kid is weird as hell anyway, she's not doing any harm by making a parody of exactly what she said. Find something better to care about

[13Bee1]

i love this lol

[grumberto]

Yeah, because mocking children makes you cool?

I don't like pageants either, nor am I American (glad we could come together on that) but I see zero value in what I just watched. Unfortunately it wasn't even funny either.

[carrothaed4]

The other parody is funny.

[MrWackypackages]

Your pretty

[xXwhatTOnameMEXx]

You can say your therapist suggested this all you want to, but this is really immature. There's a difference between gettin in touch with your inner six year old seld and making fun of another six year old...

[xXawesomeangelxX]

Haters gonna hate. I found Alana cute, guys keep rude comments to yourself pleeeease

[Gleek369]

1:03 Made me laugh so hard. Alana Holler actually says "It just makes me wanna pull mah momma's hair!"

Nice job anyway!

And people, stop complaining about the fact she's making fun of a kid. Maybe it'll make stuck-up Alana and her mother wake up to themselves.

[paniic]

Hahaha jager

[boudyboudyboudy]

you are hot

[leoniess15]

It's Alana's facial expressions and the way she said those things that made it so funny. You're not doing anything, you're just repeating everything she said in a boring way. Waste of your and our time.

[xx0f0revery0ung0xx]

some of you people take shit way too seriously . this is funny a hell ! it's not making fun of a particular person , it's the idea of the show that is so ridiculous that it's funny ! you don't see famous people crying because another famous comedian roasted them . this kid isn't going to be screwed up because she made this video . she's gonna be screwed up because her mother turned her into a four year old barbie doll and fed her crack in a bottle .

[GOLFWANG9]

i want to date you holy crap

[sriram777rrc]

OMG.. U r so funny & cute!!.. Can i take u out sometime??..lol

[cliffyisguapo31]

You're beautiful. I would love to court you, and I'm curious what your dowry consists of?

[emagdnim8]

nope lol

[CookieMonstaXDubstep]

how old are you? and youre making fun of a 6 year old? biitch stfu, thats someones child

[emagdnim8]

you suck

[stopbeingcrap]

@emagdnim8 Boom - you too.

[princessshortie29]

yout too pretty to be the grown up version of that ugly little beast but this was funny :)

[stopbeingcrap]

@princessshortie29 Awww, she was cute.

[wasww26]

i think you're an idiot.

[stopbeingcrap]

@wasww26 I was going to make a snap judgement about you as well, but I won't, I'm sure you're a nice person. I'd think I was an idiot if I watched this video. Well, in fact, I have watched it, and I agree with you.

[wasww26]

@stopbeingcrap .......... too many commas, bad use verbs...... please, rewrite and resubmit.

[stopbeingcrap]

@wasww26 What do you have against commas? But now that you mention it, I don't like where you put yours. And can you also point out the 'bad use verbs'?

[GiselleBellyDancer]

that kid is going to a little b**** poor kid!

[brendalee510]

That child's Mother needs 3 things . #1 To be Turned into Child Protective services #2 A diet # 3 Mental Health counseling

[glitter4blood]

Why the hell are you making fun of a child?

[stopbeingcrap]

@glitter4blood I'm laughing *with* her, not at her.

[sophfronia831]

not funny

[stopbeingcrap]

@sophfronia831 I ROFLd, but I think that might of been because it was me in the video.

[fortunne]

That was pretty funny. But then again i'm stoned so it may have been that.

[stopbeingcrap]

@fortunne Perhaps. I guess we'll never know what you really thought.

[TheHotsauce96]

LOL LOL LOL LOL I LUV THIS! LOL

[stopbeingcrap]

@TheHotsauce96 YAY YAY YAY!

[KiwiBitchin]

1:43 - so 'THATS' how KE$HA gets ready for her shows lol :)

[2001skydancer]

lol so true I saw Anna Holler

[wtfisthis47]

weed + video = panic attack don't ask me why.

[stopbeingcrap]

@wtfisthis47 Haha, I'm sorry.

[odd0odium]

You're way cuter to be her. LOL funny.

[Ewokfordeath]

lmfao i love it

[technonickhun]

ahahahaha...i loled at "this is what i show the judges" part.

[12Ahoc]

I like what you show the judges.

[mediaguy1990]

u sound like anna nicole smith lol

[ImSoRandom173]

hahahahaha!! the gogo juice made me actually laugh at loud!! freaking hilarious!!!

[stopbeingcrap]

@ImSoRandom173 Excellent. This pleases me greatly.

[somalley140]

you so stupid -____- no funny for you



[stopbeingcrap]

@somalley140 Hehe, look at the little face!

[LolVermillion]

You don't have to be an outsider to find this funny trust me.

[Doodles478]

.... dumb

[stopbeingcrap]

@Doodles478 ..... bummer

[kierstanr]

okay yeah it's the parents fault she's being exposed like this but acting like her as an adult is immature. grow up. there a difference between being funny and being an immature ass hole!

[stopbeingcrap]

@kierstanr I was just getting in touch with my inner six year-old. My therapist told me it's really healthy.

[IBreatheMusic1121]

@kierstanr

take a joke

[TessAllegrant]

@kierstanr I think the point is to shine a light on how ridiculous it is that a child acts this way and what will probably happen to the children whose parents teach them to be materialistic and vapid. If thinking that this is funny and dead on makes you an asshole, then I'm proud to be one.

[DM]

@kierstanr Did you call your doctor yet?

I'm sorry your sense of humour is missing, but maybe if the doctor could help you remove the stick from your bum it might help; atleast you would stop feeling butt hurt.

[xmasterfunk]

@kierstanr telling someone on the internet they are immature, is so immature......wait

[Mr123Tudor]

It's funny because it's true.

[5up3rk1w1]

Wow, Didn't know you were a fellow kiwi. Really coulda mistaken ya for a Yank with that accent. Sweet as!

[stopbeingcrap]

@5up3rk1w1 Ha, thanks :)

[whydontyoulove]

LOL! Nice.

[aaronJORDON]

i'm not sure if you're impression is dumb enough. but it's funny

[TheKittyrox]

This is wut i show to de judges lol

[travelingcarpenter]

You sound like a cute little puppy during some of these scenes.

[stopbeingcrap]

@travelingcarpenter A cute little puppy? That's awesome.

[lacortina1]

I wasn't with you until the go-go juice kicked in. But I'll give it to you, that part was hilarious

[stopbeingcrap]

@lacortina1 I'm glad you hung in there. :)

[Mega123cats]

were you drunk

[stopbeingcrap]

@Mega123cats Maybe.

[tucrepap456]

She's Hannah and she's funny. Haters gonna hate.

[stopbeingcrap]

@tucrepap456 :)

[TheSim1derful]

Your response to the wankers on this video made me fall in love with you!

[stopbeingcrap]

@TheSim1derful Haha, glad you enjoyed. I also enjoyed :)

[Countess75]

Until saw the brews, I thought you were an American. That was a good go at the accent. I couldn't hear the kiwi at all. Good job!

[stopbeingcrap]

@Countess75 Nice. It was a pretty ridiculous American accent though!

[LilyCoolBeanx3]

@stopbeingcrap I subscribed :D

[A2Cody]

I like the Before better.

[favianlobo]

your satire has been misinterpreted by the masses, perhaps because of your natural good looks, perhaps because of choice of music. either way, great imitation. you're pretty.

[stopbeingcrap]

@favianlobo Yeah, I was just trying to have a bit of fun. To be completely honest, I just thought my friends would watch it and think it was funny! Wasn't expecting the judgement of 70,000 people :)

[emtanner76]

I'm not sure what was so funny about that video. Her mom is drugging her to perform in pageants. How is that funny in any way? She is only 6 years old and should be eating healthy, not downing a bottle of Mountain Dew mixed with Red Bull. PS. Don't bother responding, your replies to others are showing your intelligence so it might be best if you say nothing before all of America think your a complete idiot! (American or NOT!)

[stopbeingcrap]

@emtanner76 But what if I *really* wanted to respond? I just want to make sure everybody - and I mean every person in America (because they're definitely the only people that matter, definitely), understands how entirely retarded I am. There's a long road ahead, but when I set my mind to something, just try and stop me!

[didi89s]

Nice! XD Really nice to see there are people out there,especially in the US who still have some common sence.And originality. ; )

Good job.Keep up the good work!

p.s. You're pretty. : )

[Synapsealicious]

@didi89s Sounds like she's from NZ :)

[wms601]

Are you single??

[GoBills4Evr]

Thumbs up if you think she looked better "before" than "after".

[thomaskazuya]

lol! good shit!

[ohaiItsgrace]

u can make a good american accent!!

[ohaiItsgrace]

LOL!

[kellyccgtt]

Awesome!

[Synapsealicious]

lol you are too cute!

[MissAJoyyy]

You're so pretty!!

[CSINYFan81]

LMFAOOO



[Brownaliers]

Oh god why would you have to use THAT song as a background?

[stopbeingcrap]

@Brownaliers Because my iTunes account wasn't working and it was all I had. Ha.

[liv4dance45648]

u mother fucking bitch. shes jst a fat kid.

[stopbeingcrap]

@liv4dance45648 Hey, hey! It's puppy weight, she's not fat! Why would you say something so horrible about a child like that. For shame.

[EricandDena]

okay you seriously crack me up and my daughter is in pageants!

[pyratesg]

not good.

[stopbeingcrap]

@pyratesg You're not good. Now we're even.

[carlschwenke]

first of all you are a stunner, if you weren't rambling on about gogo juice you would be beautiful now to my point that is hilarious and i think that little alana and her mumma need to really really put a stop on that shit their doing

[Never404s]

fake... Hanna would be way more fatter at 25

[stopbeingcrap]

@Never404s Fake? You are wrong. This is 100% real. We traveled into the future for this footage, I can verify it.

[mfanning1990]

I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul. 

[stopbeingcrap]

@mfanning1990 Well fine. No points for me then. And dude, I can't believe I totally forgot that thing in the bible about how thou shall not make YouTube videos about reality TV shows featuring child pageant contestants. Oops.

[sahowes1]

First off, props. Secondly, ,you stole my idea. Finally, I don't know if she would grow up that hot.

[stopbeingcrap]

@sahowes1 Ha, you were going to make a video like this? You still could, maybe you'd do a better job :)

[jkeith4]

YOU ARE HOT, not funny.



[stopbeingcrap]

@jkeith4 I'll work on my ugly, maybe that'll make things more comical.

[alex11578]

Big time FAIL!!

[stopbeingcrap]

@alex11578 I know, right! Way to stink up the place you silly tart!

[johnnymonster23]

wtf get a job honey boo boo

[stopbeingcrap]

@johnnymonster23 This is my job. YouTube is paying me $3 a month for this shit.

[neneyounge]

you should have added more energy or switch it up in a teenage fashion

[xThunderxWolfx]

Also, you are very attractive. And y'know, you have that kind of sense of humor that i enjoy. xD

[stopbeingcrap]

@xThunderxWolfx Well, how about that!

[xThunderxWolfx]

@stopbeingcrap So, do i count as a judge now, and do i get to see what judges are shown? xDD

[forprobdanger2010]

stoping being a hater she just a little kid

[stopbeingcrap]

@forprobdanger2010 Maybe that can be my next video: Stop Being a Hater, She's Just a Little Kid. I'm serious.

[carmyn87]

she looks like a brunette version of mandy moore

[stopbeingcrap]

@carmyn87 People have said that before. Not sure I see it.

[Believer58138]

Hahaha this is hilarious!!! And I could really see that girl becoming this or worse than this when she's older

[stopbeingcrap]

@Believer58138 Glad you liked :)

[Chloeo01]

This really pinpoints though the sort of ideal these mum's are setting for their kids... I wonder if they have any idea what vapid, insecure adults they're growing. PS you pull this off so well, especially all the eye movements.

[princesscool2303]

This is crack up

[stopbeingcrap]

@princesscool2303 I cracked myself up doing it :)

[kierstanr]

I'm sorry but... this was REALLY stupid.. was she TRYING to be funny? A "grown" lady is seriously teasing a child. How pathetic.