@Pnut640 Actually, the stereotype in the UK is that the Welsh do sheep, everywhere else the stereotype is Scotland. Either way, it's just a steretype and I don't really believe it.
@OneCrayGuy89 ¬.¬ I know people in Wales don't really have sex with sheep. I was just pointing out that people say that the welsh have sex with sheep not the scotts who we all know drink only irn-bru and eat deep fried battered haggis covered in chocolate.
@buffilms Yeah it's not entirely how I like it but I did make it some time ago and it has been copied many times there after... it still funny I suppose ^_^
if the Count fucked the swiss cheese his dick will smell like cheese for a month :D
Blondiechickie1972 1 week ago
OH...you vicious bastards...how beautiful.
nutzofmunky1331 1 month ago
Genius. I love it!
TopazGoldStar 1 month ago
who knew vampires loved sheep so much!
eolsunder 1 month ago
shouldn't the count have a white wig, like during the civil war
seraph2050 2 months ago
wow the count is really horny
Blondiechickie1972 2 months ago
it sounds like he said "where are my shit?"
Blondiechickie1972 2 months ago
Ahh I can't wait to start ****ing sheep again
(comes in w/ sheep costume)
Baa
Well it's not perfect, but it will have to do!
ROTFL
LoganIsToxic12 3 months ago 4
this skit woulda been perfect with katie perry in it
Rekthief 3 months ago
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BackPageDeletedScene 3 months ago
fuck the holes, sleep like a baby!!!
rookieangel88 3 months ago
1:45 omg it hurts XD
realtoyz13 4 months ago
Swiss cheese...what a great idea!
shitdiddly 4 months ago
It's funny 'cause his "sheep" sound like "shit".
Pandaonfire5 4 months ago 4
i can't wait to f*** sheep again!
xDDD
daisschool3 4 months ago
So that man was a prostitute but try to sell sex toys first lol
kantimamath 4 months ago
"We're running a sale on swiss cheese! *Bleep* a hole, sleep like a baby!"
LMAO!!!!!! That was perfect!!!!!
Diggy22 5 months ago
My sides hurt
playvideo4menow 5 months ago
rofl , Hello, 24 hr @%*&ing service.
amurican35 5 months ago
fcuk the holes..sleep like a baby!..WIN!
optimusidol 6 months ago
you horny bastard i always knew u were up to something fishy XDD
there goes my childhood
MAHA673TFM 6 months ago
People who say the beeps are annoying are stupid you wouldn't be watching it if it said count you aren't six
denverbroncos35 6 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHH
xacuraxx 6 months ago
I never the knew The Count was Scottish.
OneCrayGuy89 6 months ago
@OneCrayGuy89 Its Welsh that have intercourse with sheep not the scottish
Pnut640 6 months ago
@Pnut640 Actually, the stereotype in the UK is that the Welsh do sheep, everywhere else the stereotype is Scotland. Either way, it's just a steretype and I don't really believe it.
OneCrayGuy89 6 months ago
@OneCrayGuy89 ¬.¬ I know people in Wales don't really have sex with sheep. I was just pointing out that people say that the welsh have sex with sheep not the scotts who we all know drink only irn-bru and eat deep fried battered haggis covered in chocolate.
Pnut640 6 months ago
@Pnut640 Yeah, that's still the general stereotype in America- that and the sheep boning lol.
OneCrayGuy89 6 months ago
i love this!!
15gnrgurl 7 months ago
oh i love it!
well its not easy to make a living!
lookenupatmystargurl 7 months ago
I guarentee, you **** all the paperclips in this jar, you'll sleep like a baby." Classic.
combatking0 8 months ago
HHAHAHAHHAHAHAH , the original count was one of my favorite this is probably better.
Silverhazed 8 months ago
THE SHEEP XD
konsybob 10 months ago
wait... so people would rather **** sheep then cheese?????
vampirekitty001 10 months ago
LOL 0:53 to 0:57 is funny LMFAO
HammerMann16 11 months ago
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LMFAO 0:53 to 0:57 is funny LOL
HammerMann16 11 months ago
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HammerMann16 11 months ago
LMFAO!!!
FollowYourOwnStar 11 months ago
The beaps on these videos are getting annoying. I am over 18.
drifterdaydreamer 1 year ago
"It's not an easy way to make a living." rofl XD
toba122 1 year ago
ow Fkn paperclips would hurt
MattyMMW 1 year ago
who fuks sheeps?
lilAUTZI 1 year ago
F the holes, sleep like a baby!
Bond23d 1 year ago
IM GONNA WIZ
TheMultiboyz123 1 year ago
how can you fuck a paperclip?
gg136800yyk 1 year ago
That's not enough for me! I am THE Count!
JoeyDeBird3 1 year ago
Try the swiss chesse beep the holes, LoL, I love that part.
TheRealJohnnieBlaze 1 year ago
I am THE Count!
mattfaulkner 1 year ago
great did you make this?
buffilms 1 year ago
@buffilms Yeah it's not entirely how I like it but I did make it some time ago and it has been copied many times there after... it still funny I suppose ^_^
Furball2k 1 year ago
FUCK THE HOLES SLEEP LIKE A BABY
alexfanx 2 years ago
My shit. Where are my sheep?
MarioZone69 2 years ago
2:48 to 2:50 is HILAROUS
garner4christ 2 years ago 25
0:05 it sounded like ship instead of sheep.
Ty13rL 2 years ago
"24 hr emergency f**king service"
lol
billulsh 2 years ago
omg the cheez i lol'd SO BAD.
grooder 2 years ago 38
My ex-boyf was a dead ringer of the count ,he,he,he.
mrsnegative82 2 years ago
haha
Notokayipromise 3 years ago
in the end the guy start sucking his dick.loooooooooooooool
ThunderMetalHead 3 years ago
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFLLLLLLLLLL
ThunderMetalHead 3 years ago
Jimmy Kimmel would be proud of you! Unnecessary censorship!
conradragzoff 3 years ago 3
"The Cunt" LMAO!
c69SKm 3 years ago
It takes a wonderfully sick mind to come up with this. Well done.
sanstar922 3 years ago 2
lol
catseye10000 3 years ago
A coffin would scare little kids.
WebVMan 3 years ago
he's not supposed to sleep in a coffin?
psychodominatrix 3 years ago
haha....
"Thats not enough for me to %*&#, I am THE COUNT!"
h3rshel 3 years ago 3
LOL epic!!!
matt2244 3 years ago