So Teal'c picked Darth Vader, Cam picked King Arthur, and Samantha probably picked Jesus. No one picked Horus, did they... Personally I like the "Isis impregnating herself with a golden dildo" the most.
@bsdaemon666 Hurray! I always wanted one of those! Now... What do I do with it? Y'know what, I think I'm going to smelt it down and cast it into a golden dildo.
@durge666 My personal favorite is Siddhārta Gautama, the first Buddha. I'm not sure if it counts, but he impregnated his own mother (with himself) in her dreams... in the form of a bull. XD
start the video and let vala say the first sentence then press 6 for Teal'c to respond, then press 3 for Teal'c to follow up, then press 7 for the response, then press 9 to finish it.
@bsdaemon666 Someone gonna say something, Darth Vader..... Really, without copulation. How did that turn out? He enchanted the queen who bore Arthur. (I don't have time for this) I have to go!
@Dunn0999 I pressed all numbers and thought the beginning combined with Darth Vader was awesome, I could not stop laughing. I still play around with thisone. Adding some shinanigans like moments of silence and so on. Like when pressing 5.
@StyrofoamTumor Apparently in some of the legends, Arthur was given to his mother via magic because she couldn't have any children. Uther went to a witch for help.
So yea, how about we DONT talk about religion here, since it's nonsensical rubbish and really doesn't have anything to do with this video at all what so ever. Thanks.
The Bible is the stupidest excuse for a history-book ever written. It's full of stuff that is with 99,99% certainty made up because no other historical account mentions it. Take the par where Augustus organised the largest census ever in that time. Or take how Herod ordered the killing of all male babies. This would be pretty big news. Yet no other historical source, not a single one, even mentions this.
@bsdaemon666 You're absolutely right sir, but i'm asking you stop coming on a Sg-1 youtube video which is about Science Fiction and humor, and talking and insulting things that have nothing to do with the video!
I love Sg-1 and i hate people who come here and start talking about things other than the video itself!
@Sweetyfashonista exactly my point. People "came on to this video" and started talking about some guy from a fairy tale, so they got ridiculed. If they'd just comment on Teal'c and the video, it never would have been an issue.
@bsdaemon666 yeah we'll see you in the playoffs and its going to be intense since and habs and leafs haven't played against each other in the playoffs since a long time:)
@Sweetyfashonista yep, always been good games too, regardless of whether it was TOR who had the better team (early 2000s), or MTL who had the better team (more recently).
@bsdaemon666 Umm, what's unclear? Did you want me to put down the names followed by an Ellipses? Because to me it seemed pretty clear who said what so long as you had seen the video. As for LMBO, you're not very text savvy are you? If you were, you would have known that LMBO means: Laughing My Butt Off. So, as for typing, nothing was misspelled, I used my quotation marks, was I supposed to put a works cited in as well? Forgive me, but, I wasn't aware I was in Grammer Class. forgive my sarcasm.
@bsdaemon666 You're only saying that because I'm right. Not, write. I figured if I posted it as write you'd get all pissy. Anyways, if I'd known you'd be this much of an ass I would never have commented. Do us all a favor and next time if you don't like the comments or - grammer in your case- on your video, simply disable the commenting. I promise you, we'll all live without being able to comment.
@Sweetyfashonista Teal'C is pretty awesome. Have you seen the episode where he drinks an entire pot of coffee and when he sighs afterwards you can see the steam on his tongue? I also adore Jack, Oneill with two L's, XD the show was epic. I was very sad to see it end so soon.
oh i miss SG-1...now im re watching the whole series! I never get tired of it:D I think Sg-1 was the best sci fi show; it had humor, action, suspense, a bit of romance and a bit of drama...I wish it had continued !
@Sweetyfashonista Exactly. Religion is absurd... Instead of praying to a god that doesnt exist, why not spend you're time doing something worthwhile, like watching this video?
@bsdaemon666 Why are you saying "exactly when you even agree"....I AM SAYING STOP INSULTING PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE IN RELIGION AND SECOND, THE DOUCHE BAG WHO BROUGHT THIS TOPIC ON THIS VIDEO AND STARTED INSULTING RELIGIONS IS STILL A DOUCHE BAG!
@Sweetyfashonista Why would I stop insulting people who "believe in religion"? Would you say I'm stupid if I told you the easter bunny ACTUALLY exists? How about the tooth fairy? Do you believe on those fairy tales, too? Have a cry...
@bsdaemon666 Well after this comment i'm not going to talk to you ... Adults can make their own decision on what they believe in...even YOU are entitled to your beliefs but it does not mean that you can come here and insult other people's beliefs....its called respect my friend and i'm sorry if you haven't learnt that yet:D
Thanks, but I don't give in too religious bullying to censor freedom of speech. Might i suggest you move to an Middle-Eastern country or an Asian socialist republic if you dislike people having a voice so much?
@SSTTEEAALLTTHH I'm not bullying. All I'm saying is think about your audience for a moment. That's potentially anyone. I think it sounds more like your'e trying to bully me by saying, "Might i suggest you move to an Middle-Eastern country or an Asian socialist republic if you dislike people having a voice so much?"
That was entirely uncalled for and I would like you to apologize please.
@SSTTEEAALLTTHH Who said that I wanted to sue you? All I asked was for you to keep your opinion to yourself. I wouldn't say anything to a Muslim, because it's called respecting someone's religion. It's even worse that you say something like that on a YouTube page, cause you don't know who you're talking to. You have your own opinion. Fine. But I wouldn't hate on a religion. Especially on a Stargate video that had nothing to do with it!
Respecting people for religion? Why? Do I have to respect people who are so ignorant to believe the stupidest of claims based on 1000-year old books that have been proven wrong so many times even secularists lost count? Do I have to respect you for being that blind?
Or do I have to respect any belief-system? Do I also have to respect homophobia and racism? Do I have to respect people who want to destroy freedom of speech, like you?
@SSTTEEAALLTTHH Respecting Religion is much different than homophobia and racism. Those two are things in which you are prejudice. Religion is not. Especially not Christianity. And no matter how much they have been "Proven wrong", there have been many times that they have been proven right. And why does it matter to you? No matter what I think - to you, we will all die and become nothing. So what is wrong with living for what I believe in?
@SSTTEEAALLTTHH You know what? You will continue to believe what you believe, and I will believe what I believe. I should have kept my mouth shut, and you should respect people's religion. Can't we be on common ground when we say that we like Stargate?
Read the comment to which I replied, I didn't make that comment out of the blue.
People who demand respect are often the ones that don't deserve it.
These are your words "Just keep your opinion to yourself.". In other words, you want me to shut it for having an opinion that you don't like. I'm not apologizing for exerting free speech and I don't intend to change my opinion about it, so f you and the politically correct horse you rode in on.
@bsdaemon666 What is wrong with letting someone live the way they want? You have to respect that someone believes what they believe. You two keep going on about freedom of speech. What about freedom of religion?
@bsdaemon666 I have a problem with you having no respect for someone's beliefs, even if I respect yours. You want me to "fuck off", then stop commenting.
@DefLeppardFan919 Good for you. Why would I have respect for something completely ridiculous that does nothing but cause grief and pain on the world? Stop commenting? Unlikely. I'll just simply remove your comments if you're going to be a baby.
@bsdaemon666 Me being a baby? Really? I think you're being the "baby" when you call what other people think ridiculous. You're being the "baby" by constantly repeating yourself. And you're being a "baby" by thinking that your opinion will meaning anything to a person on YouTube! Get over yourself. Not everyone believes what you do. That is the way of the world. Freedom of Speech and Freedom of Religion goes hand-in-hand. I hope you remove my comments. That is a step closer to shutting up.
@DefLeppardFan919 Well in that case, I agree. I don't understand why religion was even mentioned on this video, which I suppose is a contributing factor to me making fun of them. This video had nothing to do with religion, so I just can't fathom why anyone would mention other fairy tales (Jesus) besides the one in the video (King Arthur).
@DefLeppardFan919 Umm.. sure he is. Well, a man named Jesus may have one day existed - but all of the fairy tales about him coming back to life, and just about all the other fables in the bible are just that... fables. Just like any other book of fables. No difference. Do you have reason or justification to believe otherwise?
You basically said I am not allowed to voice my opinion, because it differs from your opinion.
If you were from Iran or China, I'd understand your indoctrination, but you are from the West, do you not see how utterly ignorant, borderline-fascism that is? Have you even read your own Bill of Rights?
@bsdaemon666 Well, I'm sorry that someone elses life affects yours. You see the world with logic, and I respect that. No arguments, but people have a right to what they beleive without the need for it to be questioned by someone who thinks his/her opinion is the right one.
And for the record, I love stargate and Teal'c is awesome.
@bsdaemon666 I'm more interested in why you would START this (unnecessary) theism/atheism argument instead of just letting everyone enjoy the deliberate exclusion joke.
@BlackOps05 Because I can. There is no argument, if you believe that fairy tales are real, you are delusional. Plain and simple fact. Now move on with your day...
@bsdaemon666 So in other words you're an asshole. Got it. Leave determining sanity to professionals and stop giving atheists a bad rep for being like you.
@bsdaemon666 If I recall, your arguement is based entirely on lack of evidence which is not a logical or honest means of making a case for something not existing. It just further typifies you as a mean-spirited pseudo-intellectual. You CAN make a case with evidence validating your claims. Doing so will automaticly reduce your douche factor considerably.
@BlackOps05 It IS a logical means of making a case. It's illogical to claim something exists if you have no evidence. What research are you talking about, exactly? You clearly have no idea what you're talking about, and that's fine. Most religious people are ignorant, and you seem to fall into that category as well.
It has become clear that many here have strayed from the path of Hammond into the darkness of the shol'va Teal'c.
BE NOT THAT THE GREAT HAMMOND HAS BBQ THE SOL’VA FOR THEE? ONLY UPON THY EAT OF THE TEAL’CBURGER SHALL YOU TASTE FREEDOM!
Hammond is kind and blesses those who follow. Thou who do not is welcome to his BBQ, but they will be for to eat. They will be eat as the shol’va Teal’c is eated. Will you accept His offering, and feast upon the Teal'cburger?
you can deny jesus being god, doesn't matter to me, but denying he existed is denying history. it's as bad as saying washington didn't exist. and you gotta admit, your responses were uncalled for. you don't have to care about what people think online, but it does reflect on how you treat people in general; you're seeking confrontation e or else making comments based on shock value. that's just my opinion.
appreciate the video, i would have liked to hear teal'c explain darth vader :P
@Zero31190 Outside the Bible and the forgery that was inserted in Josephus writings The antiquities of the Jews Book 18, Chap. 3, sec. 3, there are no verifiable proof that Jesus ever existed.
@Ejay669 actually Suetonius, chief secretary of the Roman emperor Hadrian, stated that Christ existed. Tacitus mentions 'Christians' who suffered under the time of Pilate. The Babylonian Talmud confirms his crucifixion.
No it isn't, because most evidence for his existence is not only in a fantasy book.
Yes, there are some people with similar names being mentioned by historicians, but there's no single bit of proof that he or they was or were anything more then some regular guy from back then.
See little funnies like this show just awesome
yummy2000 2 months ago
Morrigan! Correct me if I'm wrong but Vala sounds like Morrigan from DAO. This is... strange.
NorisClub123 2 months ago
@NorisClub123 Actually she's the voice actor for Morrigan :)
In Uncharted series too where she voices Chloe :)
Kuja31 1 month ago
WTF I haven't gotten here yet XD When did the Farscape cast get onto SG-1? :P
TheRose202 5 months ago
I love the general's basic 'I don't have time for this' expression.
SonOfHighValour 5 months ago
Whats the episode when Teal'c says the Easter Bunny? that ones funny no?!
RenegadeExtreme 5 months ago
I have to go, My planet needs me.
87mathal 5 months ago
So Teal'c picked Darth Vader, Cam picked King Arthur, and Samantha probably picked Jesus. No one picked Horus, did they... Personally I like the "Isis impregnating herself with a golden dildo" the most.
durge666 6 months ago 12
@durge666 You sir win the best comment award! *presents a gold star*
bsdaemon666 6 months ago 5
@bsdaemon666 Hurray! I always wanted one of those! Now... What do I do with it? Y'know what, I think I'm going to smelt it down and cast it into a golden dildo.
durge666 6 months ago
@durge666 My personal favorite is Siddhārta Gautama, the first Buddha. I'm not sure if it counts, but he impregnated his own mother (with himself) in her dreams... in the form of a bull. XD
Vestigial 5 months ago
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA Darth Vader. REALLY?!. mmmxD hahahah best!:P
Sorthan 6 months ago
which episode is this?
Vivekgirl 7 months ago
@Vivekgirl season 9 episode 19, crusades
lipglossshiner1969 7 months ago
damn i forgot about this funny scene xD i love it thanks for posting it!
vivalasioux 7 months ago
"I have to go...."
PookieDude1 7 months ago
which episode is this?
strass59 7 months ago
@strass59 season 9 episode 19, crusades
lipglossshiner1969 7 months ago
@lipglossshiner1969 thanks!
strass59 7 months ago
@strass59 np
lipglossshiner1969 6 months ago
I...I...I don't...I don't think he's...well...kidding...actually
Stargate674 7 months ago
cheese n rice!
tacomonster98 8 months ago
"Darth vader"
"Really??"
"Mm"
"How did that turn out"
*Prepares to explain the birds and the bees star wars style*
ROFL!
7CellarDoors 8 months ago 27
I think, he was serious with Darth Vader...WTH?!
1989Nihil 8 months ago
start the video and let vala say the first sentence then press 6 for Teal'c to respond, then press 3 for Teal'c to follow up, then press 7 for the response, then press 9 to finish it.
Thildra 8 months ago 45
@Thildra wtf are you rambling about?
bsdaemon666 8 months ago 12
@bsdaemon666 Someone gonna say something, Darth Vader..... Really, without copulation. How did that turn out? He enchanted the queen who bore Arthur. (I don't have time for this) I have to go!
Thildra 8 months ago
@bsdaemon666
-Someone gonna say something?
-Darth Vader
-How did that turn out?
-He enchanted the queen who bore Arthur.
MisterClassified 8 months ago
@bsdaemon666 If you pause video then start playing from beginning he essentially edited the video
Dunn0999 8 months ago
@bsdaemon666 wtf are you wtf'ing about?
DanielW4294 7 months ago 2
@Thildra I laughed so hard!
isvak55 8 months ago
@Thildra Holy crap. I didn't know you could do that...lol
DrDragon63 8 months ago
@Thildra Oh my! It works! Incredible. Thank you for letting me know about that little trick. :D
quickey 8 months ago
@Thildra That was awesome how long did you mess bout before figuring that out lol
Dunn0999 8 months ago
@Dunn0999 I pressed all numbers and thought the beginning combined with Darth Vader was awesome, I could not stop laughing. I still play around with thisone. Adding some shinanigans like moments of silence and so on. Like when pressing 5.
Thildra 8 months ago
@Thildra or just watch the video, it's 44 seconds dumbshit.
Zeemis 6 months ago
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StyrofoamTumor 8 months ago
Ummm....Arthur had a father...Uther Pendragon. Merlin was the guy with no father.
StyrofoamTumor 8 months ago
@StyrofoamTumor Apparently in some of the legends, Arthur was given to his mother via magic because she couldn't have any children. Uther went to a witch for help.
BlackFireX5656 8 months ago
love the way Vala says ''Really? how did that turn out''
XXSweetMagnus 9 months ago
i love this clip but cannot find the episode. someone help please
darthtootle101 9 months ago
@darthtootle101 I think it's somewhere in the 10th season, late in the season. Not sure of the name.
jacobhenniger 9 months ago
@jacobhenniger nope episode 19 season 9 name Crusade Vala uses the ancient communication stones
khajj16 9 months ago
So yea, how about we DONT talk about religion here, since it's nonsensical rubbish and really doesn't have anything to do with this video at all what so ever. Thanks.
bsdaemon666 9 months ago
@bsdaemon666 So you say lets not talk religion, then troll? Nicely done.
generalmushroom 8 months ago
@generalmushroom how did I troll?
bsdaemon666 8 months ago
@bsdaemon666 "it's nonsensical rubbish" not trolling at all ;)
generalmushroom 8 months ago
@generalmushroom It's not trolling if its true.
bsdaemon666 8 months ago
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SSTTEEAALLTTHH 9 months ago
@nubemuffin
The Bible is the stupidest excuse for a history-book ever written. It's full of stuff that is with 99,99% certainty made up because no other historical account mentions it. Take the par where Augustus organised the largest census ever in that time. Or take how Herod ordered the killing of all male babies. This would be pretty big news. Yet no other historical source, not a single one, even mentions this.
SSTTEEAALLTTHH 9 months ago
Gen. Landry saying at the end "I have to go." just makes the entire video, imho.
MrCCollins1993 9 months ago
press 6 and let Tealc finish and press 7 as fast as you can!
solan3999 9 months ago 3
@BartJ385 My video, idiot.
bsdaemon666 10 months ago
@Sweetyfashonista And.. I absolutely DO know what respect is. I just have no reason to show you any.
bsdaemon666 10 months ago
@Sweetyfashonista Actually, I have a right to trash whatever belief I want. It's called free speech.
bsdaemon666 10 months ago
@bsdaemon666 You're absolutely right sir, but i'm asking you stop coming on a Sg-1 youtube video which is about Science Fiction and humor, and talking and insulting things that have nothing to do with the video!
I love Sg-1 and i hate people who come here and start talking about things other than the video itself!
Talk about Teal'c 's humor or something!
Sweetyfashonista 10 months ago
@Sweetyfashonista exactly my point. People "came on to this video" and started talking about some guy from a fairy tale, so they got ridiculed. If they'd just comment on Teal'c and the video, it never would have been an issue.
bsdaemon666 10 months ago
@bsdaemon666 Yes well at least we agree on that:D Are you a leafs fan?
Sweetyfashonista 10 months ago
@Sweetyfashonista Absolutely!!
bsdaemon666 10 months ago
@bsdaemon666 No wonder...im a habs fan :D ...typical habs-leafs rivalries...LOL
Sweetyfashonista 10 months ago
@Sweetyfashonista haha nice! Hopefully will see you in the playoffs (unlikely this year... but next year is a safe bet!)
bsdaemon666 10 months ago
@bsdaemon666 yeah we'll see you in the playoffs and its going to be intense since and habs and leafs haven't played against each other in the playoffs since a long time:)
looking forward to it:D:D:D
Sweetyfashonista 10 months ago
@Sweetyfashonista yep, always been good games too, regardless of whether it was TOR who had the better team (early 2000s), or MTL who had the better team (more recently).
bsdaemon666 10 months ago
@bsdaemon666 obsoletely:D
Sweetyfashonista 10 months ago
"Darth Vador"
"really?! How did that turn out?"
lmbo...
LiveLaughLove8489 10 months ago
@LiveLaughLove8489 Umm. Learn to type.
bsdaemon666 10 months ago
@bsdaemon666 Umm, what's unclear? Did you want me to put down the names followed by an Ellipses? Because to me it seemed pretty clear who said what so long as you had seen the video. As for LMBO, you're not very text savvy are you? If you were, you would have known that LMBO means: Laughing My Butt Off. So, as for typing, nothing was misspelled, I used my quotation marks, was I supposed to put a works cited in as well? Forgive me, but, I wasn't aware I was in Grammer Class. forgive my sarcasm.
LiveLaughLove8489 10 months ago
@LiveLaughLove8489 You fail at the Internet.
bsdaemon666 10 months ago
@bsdaemon666 You're only saying that because I'm right. Not, write. I figured if I posted it as write you'd get all pissy. Anyways, if I'd known you'd be this much of an ass I would never have commented. Do us all a favor and next time if you don't like the comments or - grammer in your case- on your video, simply disable the commenting. I promise you, we'll all live without being able to comment.
LiveLaughLove8489 10 months ago
@LiveLaughLove8489 have a cry
bsdaemon666 10 months ago
@bsdaemon666 Last Word.
LiveLaughLove8489 10 months ago
@bsdaemon666 lol chill m8t
klashyn 10 months ago
"i have to go"
wjsvalderrama 10 months ago 2
Those midichlorians really get around.
theladyshoes 10 months ago
Haha! Teal'C is one of my favorite characters on show! Funny guy:D
My favorite scene is when he goes to the Vagina monologues...!!
Sweetyfashonista 10 months ago 2
@Sweetyfashonista Teal'C is pretty awesome. Have you seen the episode where he drinks an entire pot of coffee and when he sighs afterwards you can see the steam on his tongue? I also adore Jack, Oneill with two L's, XD the show was epic. I was very sad to see it end so soon.
LiveLaughLove8489 10 months ago
@LiveLaughLove8489 That particular episode is 'Urgo' and I think that is the 4 season. That scene is priceless.
My favorite part is:
"Isn't that hot?"
"Extremely"
randomman099 10 months ago
@randomman099 I laughed so hard at that, also, I love Window of Opportunity.
General Hammond: Colonel! What are you doing?!
Jack: In the middle of my backswing!
and that kiss, hubba, hubba. Too bad for Sam it never happened. Atleast not without knowing anyways. *sigh*
You and I are extremly compatible, I bet we'd make awesome youtube friends. XD
LiveLaughLove8489 10 months ago
@LiveLaughLove8489 If I remember correctly, its:
Hammond: Colonel, what the hell are you doing?!
randomman099 10 months ago
@LiveLaughLove8489 LOL yeah i've seen it, its hilarious...
oh i miss SG-1...now im re watching the whole series! I never get tired of it:D I think Sg-1 was the best sci fi show; it had humor, action, suspense, a bit of romance and a bit of drama...I wish it had continued !
Love O'Neill, Teal'c, Sam, Daniel <3
Sweetyfashonista 10 months ago
@Sweetyfashonista Omg, i forgot about that one! Total Epicness!
LiveLaughLove8489 10 months ago
Who is the douche bag on here who is insulting everyone's religion??
Just the shut the f*** up and watch the Funny video about Teal'c!
and leave people's religions alone!
Sweetyfashonista 11 months ago
@Sweetyfashonista Exactly. Religious people are stupid, they should shut the fuck up.
bsdaemon666 11 months ago
@bsdaemon666 Thats not what i meant...I meant that people should STOP insulting other people's religion and just watch the damn video:D
Sweetyfashonista 11 months ago
@Sweetyfashonista Exactly. Religion is absurd... Instead of praying to a god that doesnt exist, why not spend you're time doing something worthwhile, like watching this video?
bsdaemon666 11 months ago
@bsdaemon666 Why are you saying "exactly when you even agree"....I AM SAYING STOP INSULTING PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE IN RELIGION AND SECOND, THE DOUCHE BAG WHO BROUGHT THIS TOPIC ON THIS VIDEO AND STARTED INSULTING RELIGIONS IS STILL A DOUCHE BAG!
NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND???
Sweetyfashonista 11 months ago
@Sweetyfashonista Why would I stop insulting people who "believe in religion"? Would you say I'm stupid if I told you the easter bunny ACTUALLY exists? How about the tooth fairy? Do you believe on those fairy tales, too? Have a cry...
bsdaemon666 11 months ago
@bsdaemon666 Well after this comment i'm not going to talk to you ... Adults can make their own decision on what they believe in...even YOU are entitled to your beliefs but it does not mean that you can come here and insult other people's beliefs....its called respect my friend and i'm sorry if you haven't learnt that yet:D
Good Bye:D
Sweetyfashonista 10 months ago
@Sweetyfashonista But I HAVE NO respect for stupid people. Maybe that's what has you confused?
bsdaemon666 10 months ago
@Sweetyfashonista Indeed.
randomman099 10 months ago
I LUV HOW TEAL'C LOVES STAR WARS ALL THE TIME... HE HAS SEEN IT LIKE 10 TIMES xD
tier132 11 months ago
which episode is this, I've watched to season 9 but I haven't seen this one, so it must be in season 9 or 10.
vampyrfreaket 1 year ago
"Darth Vader."
"Really. How did that turn out?"
This is what he was supposed to say.
"He died."
IshDat1KiD 1 year ago 30
@IshDat1KiD you forgot: "he blew up his daughter's planet, killed countless, cut his own son's hand and help spread evil in this galaxy" :D
Machinal0me 11 months ago
@IshDat1KiD no he was supposed to say that he conqured the galaxy and became a powerfull sith for the lawls im bored:P
TheInFormer500 10 months ago
@TheInFormer500
Then, he said,
"He died."
IshDat1KiD 10 months ago
@IshDat1KiD do you like fishsticks?
TheInFormer500 10 months ago
This entire scene is hilarious.
NineCatsz 1 year ago
Darth Vader? lol, OMG!
Mirdala 1 year ago
Indeed.
Smallface8 1 year ago
more like 4 or 5
sparky8580 1 year ago
i love all of teal'cs movie comments in the later seasons xD
EmilxLollipop 1 year ago 2
HAHAHAHA hillarious
Mueiwark 1 year ago
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@sectemsempra112
I find the story of Darth Vader and the entire StarWars-universe to be much more plausible then the story of Jesus or anything else in the Bible.
SSTTEEAALLTTHH 1 year ago 27
@SSTTEEAALLTTHH keep that to yourself
takemasu45 1 year ago
@takemasu45
Thanks, but I don't give in too religious bullying to censor freedom of speech. Might i suggest you move to an Middle-Eastern country or an Asian socialist republic if you dislike people having a voice so much?
SSTTEEAALLTTHH 1 year ago
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@SSTTEEAALLTTHH I'm not bullying. All I'm saying is think about your audience for a moment. That's potentially anyone. I think it sounds more like your'e trying to bully me by saying, "Might i suggest you move to an Middle-Eastern country or an Asian socialist republic if you dislike people having a voice so much?"
That was entirely uncalled for and I would like you to apologize please.
takemasu45 1 year ago
@takemasu45 stfu.
bsdaemon666 11 months ago
@bsdaemon666 dickhead
takemasu45 11 months ago
@takemasu45 hah. Yea, I'm the dickhead... yet you're the religious one. Not exactly so worthy of respect yourself, now are you...
bsdaemon666 11 months ago
@SSTTEEAALLTTHH Great to know. Just keep your opinion to yourself.
DefLeppardFan919 11 months ago
@DefLeppardFan919
Noo thanks, freedom of speech, remember. You want to sue me for blasphemy? Oh, that's right, you can't.
SSTTEEAALLTTHH 11 months ago
@SSTTEEAALLTTHH Who said that I wanted to sue you? All I asked was for you to keep your opinion to yourself. I wouldn't say anything to a Muslim, because it's called respecting someone's religion. It's even worse that you say something like that on a YouTube page, cause you don't know who you're talking to. You have your own opinion. Fine. But I wouldn't hate on a religion. Especially on a Stargate video that had nothing to do with it!
DefLeppardFan919 11 months ago
@DefLeppardFan919
Respecting people for religion? Why? Do I have to respect people who are so ignorant to believe the stupidest of claims based on 1000-year old books that have been proven wrong so many times even secularists lost count? Do I have to respect you for being that blind?
Or do I have to respect any belief-system? Do I also have to respect homophobia and racism? Do I have to respect people who want to destroy freedom of speech, like you?
SSTTEEAALLTTHH 11 months ago
@SSTTEEAALLTTHH Respecting Religion is much different than homophobia and racism. Those two are things in which you are prejudice. Religion is not. Especially not Christianity. And no matter how much they have been "Proven wrong", there have been many times that they have been proven right. And why does it matter to you? No matter what I think - to you, we will all die and become nothing. So what is wrong with living for what I believe in?
DefLeppardFan919 11 months ago
@SSTTEEAALLTTHH You know what? You will continue to believe what you believe, and I will believe what I believe. I should have kept my mouth shut, and you should respect people's religion. Can't we be on common ground when we say that we like Stargate?
DefLeppardFan919 11 months ago
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SSTTEEAALLTTHH 11 months ago
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@DefLeppardFan919
Read the comment to which I replied, I didn't make that comment out of the blue.
People who demand respect are often the ones that don't deserve it.
These are your words "Just keep your opinion to yourself.". In other words, you want me to shut it for having an opinion that you don't like. I'm not apologizing for exerting free speech and I don't intend to change my opinion about it, so f you and the politically correct horse you rode in on.
SSTTEEAALLTTHH 11 months ago
@DefLeppardFan919 Why would we respect something so ridiculous as religion?
bsdaemon666 11 months ago
@bsdaemon666 What is wrong with letting someone live the way they want? You have to respect that someone believes what they believe. You two keep going on about freedom of speech. What about freedom of religion?
DefLeppardFan919 11 months ago
@DefLeppardFan919 I don't have to respect nonsense, especially when it affects all of us. Please see: P4dSiHqpULk
If you have a problem with me telling you how ridiculous your religion is, feel free to fuck off.
bsdaemon666 11 months ago
@bsdaemon666 I have a problem with you having no respect for someone's beliefs, even if I respect yours. You want me to "fuck off", then stop commenting.
DefLeppardFan919 11 months ago
@DefLeppardFan919 Good for you. Why would I have respect for something completely ridiculous that does nothing but cause grief and pain on the world? Stop commenting? Unlikely. I'll just simply remove your comments if you're going to be a baby.
bsdaemon666 11 months ago
@bsdaemon666 Me being a baby? Really? I think you're being the "baby" when you call what other people think ridiculous. You're being the "baby" by constantly repeating yourself. And you're being a "baby" by thinking that your opinion will meaning anything to a person on YouTube! Get over yourself. Not everyone believes what you do. That is the way of the world. Freedom of Speech and Freedom of Religion goes hand-in-hand. I hope you remove my comments. That is a step closer to shutting up.
DefLeppardFan919 11 months ago
@DefLeppardFan919 You're an idiot.
bsdaemon666 11 months ago
@bsdaemon666 Great to know that when you can't think of anything logical, you resort to insults.
DefLeppardFan919 11 months ago
@DefLeppardFan919 The guy who thinks there's an invisible man in the sky is lecturing ME about logic. Brilliant.
bsdaemon666 11 months ago
@bsdaemon666 I know, right? :) Sad when religion is on a Stargate vid, huh?
DefLeppardFan919 11 months ago
@DefLeppardFan919 It wasn't though... there was darth vader, and king arthur. No mention of religion what so ever.
bsdaemon666 11 months ago
@bsdaemon666 I'm talking about the comments, smart one.
DefLeppardFan919 11 months ago
@DefLeppardFan919 Well in that case, I agree. I don't understand why religion was even mentioned on this video, which I suppose is a contributing factor to me making fun of them. This video had nothing to do with religion, so I just can't fathom why anyone would mention other fairy tales (Jesus) besides the one in the video (King Arthur).
bsdaemon666 11 months ago
@bsdaemon666 Jesus isn't a fairytale,but believe what you want. I can't stop you so I don't see why you would try to stop someone else.
DefLeppardFan919 11 months ago
@DefLeppardFan919 Umm.. sure he is. Well, a man named Jesus may have one day existed - but all of the fairy tales about him coming back to life, and just about all the other fables in the bible are just that... fables. Just like any other book of fables. No difference. Do you have reason or justification to believe otherwise?
bsdaemon666 11 months ago
@bsdaemon666 Other than the fact that a lot of what the Bible has predicted is coming true? And I was hoping that you would have shut up.
DefLeppardFan919 10 months ago
@DefLeppardFan919 yeah, except it hasn't. But good try.
bsdaemon666 10 months ago
@DefLeppardFan919
You basically said I am not allowed to voice my opinion, because it differs from your opinion.
If you were from Iran or China, I'd understand your indoctrination, but you are from the West, do you not see how utterly ignorant, borderline-fascism that is? Have you even read your own Bill of Rights?
SSTTEEAALLTTHH 11 months ago
@SSTTEEAALLTTHH That's kind of funny.
LiveLaughLove8489 10 months ago
@SSTTEEAALLTTHH You are so right. The chamce of the whole Star Wars - universe is much more likely than Jesus.
LittleEverflow 9 months ago
@sectemsempra112
You're a sheep.
SSTTEEAALLTTHH 1 year ago
Dude, wtf? Stop being a dick.
It's a joke. Do you know the word? J-O-K-E? Stop bitching about Christians being 'illogical' and let us enjoy the humor.
Sintar07 1 year ago 2
King Arthur, Darth Vader, Jesus Christ... That's all I can think of.
Oiyuki 1 year ago
@Oiyuki All three of which are fictional!
bsdaemon666 1 year ago
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ScottJackson117 1 year ago
@ScottJackson117 Why do you believe in something that there is no evidence of? Were you told to believe by your parents growing up?
bsdaemon666 1 year ago
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@bsdaemon666 Does it bother you that I do? Because it doesnt bother me what you beleive in or not.
ScottJackson117 1 year ago
@ScottJackson117 It does, actually. People who have no common sense or the ability to use logic bother me.
bsdaemon666 1 year ago
@bsdaemon666 Well, I'm sorry that someone elses life affects yours. You see the world with logic, and I respect that. No arguments, but people have a right to what they beleive without the need for it to be questioned by someone who thinks his/her opinion is the right one.
And for the record, I love stargate and Teal'c is awesome.
ScottJackson117 1 year ago
@ScottJackson117 I don't THINK I'm right...
bsdaemon666 1 year ago
@bsdaemon666 Ok, Sorry. but anyway lets just drop this and enjoy Teal'c.
ScottJackson117 1 year ago
@bsdaemon666 I'm more interested in why you would START this (unnecessary) theism/atheism argument instead of just letting everyone enjoy the deliberate exclusion joke.
BlackOps05 1 year ago
@BlackOps05 Because I can. There is no argument, if you believe that fairy tales are real, you are delusional. Plain and simple fact. Now move on with your day...
bsdaemon666 1 year ago
@bsdaemon666 So in other words you're an asshole. Got it. Leave determining sanity to professionals and stop giving atheists a bad rep for being like you.
BlackOps05 1 year ago
@BlackOps05 excuse me for being so logical.
bsdaemon666 1 year ago
@bsdaemon666 If I recall, your arguement is based entirely on lack of evidence which is not a logical or honest means of making a case for something not existing. It just further typifies you as a mean-spirited pseudo-intellectual. You CAN make a case with evidence validating your claims. Doing so will automaticly reduce your douche factor considerably.
So don't be lazy. Do the research.
BlackOps05 1 year ago
@BlackOps05 It IS a logical means of making a case. It's illogical to claim something exists if you have no evidence. What research are you talking about, exactly? You clearly have no idea what you're talking about, and that's fine. Most religious people are ignorant, and you seem to fall into that category as well.
bsdaemon666 1 year ago
@bsdaemon666 That's a lie! ...King arthur existed! XD
No but for reals can you think of anyone else?
Oiyuki 11 months ago
@bsdaemon666 Right...
DefLeppardFan919 11 months ago
@DefLeppardFan919 To which comment are you replying?
bsdaemon666 11 months ago
@bsdaemon666 Basically everything you said
DefLeppardFan919 11 months ago
Does anybody notice @:05 The monitor shows daniel speaking but in the chair it's the woman. LOL
XXtaytay4everXX 1 year ago
@XXtaytay4everXX uhh... yea? Did you not actually watch SG-1? Idiot...
bsdaemon666 1 year ago 2
@bsdaemon666 Oh was that supposed to happen? I haven't watched that episode.
XXtaytay4everXX 1 year ago
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@bsdaemon666 oh, was that supposed to happen? I haven't watched that episode.
XXtaytay4everXX 1 year ago
@XXtaytay4everXX it's on purpose... -.-
AcidKun 1 year ago
@XXtaytay4everXX shes inside his body dumbass lmao
took over his body with her consciousness
blinktom11guitar 1 year ago
They never mentioned Jesus. Weirdo people. ;)
Arkatox 1 year ago
HAHA Teal'c is s hilarious!!
WOW people!! You do realize this is supposed to be a FUNNY moment. Stop arguing about religion
MsPeculiartreasure 1 year ago 3
"How did that turn out?"
Arancaytar 1 year ago 3
LOVE you Teal'c!
vorn66 1 year ago
It has become clear that many here have strayed from the path of Hammond into the darkness of the shol'va Teal'c.
BE NOT THAT THE GREAT HAMMOND HAS BBQ THE SOL’VA FOR THEE? ONLY UPON THY EAT OF THE TEAL’CBURGER SHALL YOU TASTE FREEDOM!
Hammond is kind and blesses those who follow. Thou who do not is welcome to his BBQ, but they will be for to eat. They will be eat as the shol’va Teal’c is eated. Will you accept His offering, and feast upon the Teal'cburger?
AH, BLESS HAMMOND, FOR HE IS POWER.
kreetallHammond 1 year ago
Was she raped by the force?
kroust1 1 year ago
lol darth vader i loved that one
william37083 1 year ago
you can deny jesus being god, doesn't matter to me, but denying he existed is denying history. it's as bad as saying washington didn't exist. and you gotta admit, your responses were uncalled for. you don't have to care about what people think online, but it does reflect on how you treat people in general; you're seeking confrontation e or else making comments based on shock value. that's just my opinion.
appreciate the video, i would have liked to hear teal'c explain darth vader :P
Zero31190 1 year ago
@Zero31190 Outside the Bible and the forgery that was inserted in Josephus writings The antiquities of the Jews Book 18, Chap. 3, sec. 3, there are no verifiable proof that Jesus ever existed.
Ejay669 1 year ago
@Ejay669 actually Suetonius, chief secretary of the Roman emperor Hadrian, stated that Christ existed. Tacitus mentions 'Christians' who suffered under the time of Pilate. The Babylonian Talmud confirms his crucifixion.
You're grasping at straws here.
JedimasterOPS 1 year ago
@Zero31190
> but denying he existed is denying history
The bible is not a history book.
> it's as bad as saying washington didn't exist
No it isn't, because most evidence for his existence is not only in a fantasy book.
Yes, there are some people with similar names being mentioned by historicians, but there's no single bit of proof that he or they was or were anything more then some regular guy from back then.
chrisxy123 1 year ago
erm
JESUS CHRIST
lol