Ozzy Osbourne commercial

[blackghostcat]

to the faveorites!

[TheBatmanSmells]

I wanna shave mah bollocks..

Errrm Ozzy, I really don't think that's appropriate for a TV commercial :\

[latisha1505]

what did he say at the end?? " i like sandra bullock"?

[TheBoskiroman93]

cały czas mam wrażenie że Ozziemu ptak na marynarkę nasrał

[zottelmischel]

Thank you

[TheNightRomer]

hahaaaaaaa luv it!

[TheAlphafly]

I think that in the last 10 years Ozzy made more commercials than songs...

[symphonyofidiotism]

is it just me or did he write "fuck you" on the phone at 0:10?

[oldGnRrocks1]

@symphonyofidiotism no it was black c

[DragonslayerII]

Captions:

0:09 - 0:14 Terrorism >> Hobbit retirement

[DragonslayerII]

How does that make you feel?

Walla sev meh bullas (Wanna shave me bollocks)

... That's disturbing, Ozzy.

XD

[TheAlphafly]

Now I think that Samsung must be a satanic brand.

They took the prince of darkness as testimonial.

[HelloMyNameIsKidd]

Canicanigeblacoffe?

[H3r3Com3sTh3Sun]

The prince of darkness takes a cab?

[MoterCrozz]

Would be funny if Sam.Jackson was there "ENGLISH MUTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?!!!!"

[looloorex]

all I understood was BOLLOCKS...lmao Ozzy !!

[TACOSRYUMMY10]

mrmrmr me bolax

[THEST0N3RKID]

how do people not understand him? I don't get it.

[WTFROFLMOA555]

naww poor oz :(

[SOfannn]

Ozzy knows everything!

[rhellhound666]

THATS disterbing ozzy

[lorax121323]

sellout!

[iZiJoker]

:DDDDDDDDD



[mecanos28]

nothing beats the wrong subtitles

[ManiacSerialKilleR]

kayabha..kabhooo ROFL

[steeltoto]

hahahahaha, nice! I like it!

[joemama2455]

0:11 looks like fuck u

[Sara00Emo00OzzyBest]

SHUT UP, OZZY DON'T SOUND LIKE THIS

[IdoNotRunAjamFactory]

@Sara00Emo00OzzyBest You do realize that's the real Ozzy exaggerating his own mumbling? And what is up with your account name? Ozzy isn't emo, he's been performing since before emo was invented.

[zac2806]

@MrArpas123 wat?

[StalkerSandwich]

@john17972 no fuck face its drugs

[GintokisGirl95]

"That's disturbing, Ozzy." LMAO XD

[Ritux96]

Ozzy **

[emolove3319]

Is it weird I can understand everything he says?

[StalkerSandwich]

@emolove3319 nope.avi (look it up)

[emolove3319]

@StalkerSandwich ?

[StalkerSandwich]

@emolove3319 inside joke......

[emolove3319]

@StalkerSandwich I still don't get it and I have a feeling I don't need to.

[StalkerSandwich]

@emolove3319 yep

[emolove3319]

@StalkerSandwich :P

[Spyronox468]

damn, they must have had to pay him alot to make fun of himself like that

[TheRichthoffen]

@Spyronox468 He's from Birmingham in the Midlands of England. They don't get paid anything there mostly.. but they make fun of themselves all the time...That's a "Brummie" sense of humour .. have a laugh even if life's shitehouse!

[Admin591]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahaahahahahahah

[JaMsTeR971]

WHO THE FUCK IS SHARON!?!?!

[I9AM9OMEGA]

@JaMsTeR971 u dont no the hel she is. she his wife

she on America got talent

[wowbigfannilud]

@JaMsTeR971 his wife



[bullshitproof]

@JaMsTeR971 his wife

[c0rpsegrind3rr]

0:12 lol looks like he txted fuck u

[Misterbazzuka]

quwehgauhda WHAT uqhqwueh English

Ta ta ram tam

[notenough675849]

i hate this freak

[EnigmaticOranmentV6]

Kind of a bad commercial but still funny

[thepurplecrystalz]

mumblegrumblefrghjlkrbg......S­HAROOOOOON!

[cokejuan]

hahahahhaa

[ccancce01]

its good !!!!! jajajajajajajajaja

[ozzfestthamoof]

ozzy does not speak like that i cook not under stand what he was saying bet when he was no the Osbourne's i cod under stand him that ad is shit

[DruidessDewshine]

Don't ever change, Ozzy <3 and you're still the only one that can solo the Lich King and live to tell the tale :D time to take on Deathwing?

[kissmyastroid]

they r probably his well-known ppl. if he always goes to tht coffe plc or tht taxi (why is the prince of darkness in a taxi not a limo?!?!) or his theriopist....they would know his #.......i wish I knew him. he fucking rox!!

[Chamillionare64]

Ozzy Osbourne is badass.

[MrNatalRocks]

This guy is awesome!

[maixiii]

^^..ตลกนะค่ะป๋าอ๊อส ทำไรก้อน่ารักไปหมดเยย ..

[kissmyastroid]

@maixiii wtf

[maixiii]

@kissmyastroid @kissmyastroid i mean he is very cute & funny ^_____________^

[tamara2623]

fucking awesome!!! xD

[fcoutts14]

This commercial makes a good point! xD

I can´t make out a damn this he says most of the time XD

[loadedjogger]

I don't get it. I can understand him completely.

[600heyyou]

how does he know everybody's number? hahhaha...lmfao

[spacecowboy5000]

@600heyyou Cuz he's the Prince of Darkness. Or something.

[Mylif3uncut]

@600heyyou He's prince of darkness

[MrTURBOJOHN]

@600heyyou he is ozzy, he knows everything

[117starpower]

@600heyyou hes prince of darkness thats why he knows everything

[boof1991]

@600heyyou 666-666-6666

[Matriluzviva]

Have you forgot he's the prince of Darkness, he knows everything above that has more relevance than a fly.

[dalefrybread]

@600heyyou hes the prince of darkness how doesnt he know my number lol :)

[daemonsky95]

@600heyyou maybe it's bluetooth:D

[jiggerninja]

@600heyyou Because he's been the prince of darkness since 1979, he even knows satan's number..

[Videostar1another1fa]

@jiggerninja Satan's number is 666-666-666.

[gso619]

@jiggerninja like that's hard to remember - 66666666. simplest phone number in the world

[andiders]

@jiggerninja

Yeah, 666, it's sure is a hard number xD

[minato07121995]

@600heyyou becouse everyone want his number?

[The12Child]

@600heyyou Like he said " I AM IRON MAN"

[Vlaze01]

@600heyyou he is ozzy thats why

[metallicafan74820]

@600heyyou because he is the prince of darkness.. hahaha

[theOSBOURNES]

@600heyyou Ozzy's a Creeper. xD Lol.

[TheHellzReject]

@600heyyou He's Ozzy Osborne, I mean...come on!

[Jevric1000]

@600heyyou it's not the point idiot...

[Prometheusmfd]

@600heyyou Wouldn't YOU give your number to Ozzy if you could?

[TheGreatBonus]

@600heyyou

How the heck wouldn't he know?!

[pokerfan2035]

@600heyyou hes famous



[Nagneto]

@600heyyou Because he's Ozzy! lol

[TheJesterGirl]

@600heyyou Because he's Ozzy.

[deadfoxcell]

@600heyyou speed dial ... or speed text lol

[Fynniann]

@600heyyou Apparently samsung has really good stalking technology :)

[daggermonk]

its was either "i want to save the Bullock's" what ever that meens wait it meens (according to google) young bull, castrated bull. (and im hoping it wasn't this one)

or

"i want to shave your buttox"... but i dont really think it was this one

[cumulo25]

I wanna shave your bollocks

[kissmyastroid]

omg! ah!! I LITARALLY fell on the floor covering my face wit my hands laughing...I did..REALLY! mainly wen the guy says "thats disturbing Ozzy" and ozzy breathes in like hes sayin he did somthin bad lol ahh I <3 yuu Ozzy, yu can sing, your funny, your just awesome me and my Dad are your biggest fans! :) by tha way my X-best friend has that white and red phone and one of my REAL friends had the green and black one and how duz he hav all those people #'s? and they all have the same ring tones. lol

[kissmyastroid]

omg! ahhhhh!!!!!! I LITARALLY fell on the floor covering my face wit my hands laughing........I did.........REALLY! manly wen the tharapist says "thats disturbing Ozzy" and ozzy breathes in like hes admitting he did somthin horrible lol ahhhhhh I <3 yuu Ozzy, yu can sing, your funny, your just awesome me and my Dad are your biggest fans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!! :) by tha way my X-best friend has that white and red phone and one of my REAL friends had the green and black one :)

[IRPPbyMrSlam]

OMG TRANSCRIBE THE AUDIO....ITS FUNNY

[cassiefabmoviestar]

Hahahahahaha! NICE! But when he was at the theropist it sounded like he said, "I wanna shave your balls" Weeiirrdd. o.O But I love Ozzy just the way he is, and he should never change. Ozzy be yourself, no matter what anybody says. Cuz you are perfect just the way you are. Dont EVER EVER EVER EVER change!♥

[dlwile33]

0:12 FUCK U

[domdom111111]

Self derision at his best! Ozzy is a great character!

[a211pc]

Watchn Ozzie with SCOTT WHYTE its amazing ..on you tube SCOTT WHYTE with Ozzie wishing you a happy holiday very funny ..

[markboroducker]

what a sellout

[m0j0t0mjt]

ozzy is the best :D

[hyperjon17]

@m0j0t0mjt ...was

[mstitin88]

@hyperjon17 still is, actually.

[Barca1Messi100]

oh and by the way he said I gotta say it was bullocks not can I shave UR bullocks cuz that doesn't make sense xD

[Barca1Messi100]

lol when ozzy was texting black coffee and then the guy said oh black coffee then ozzy was speaking gibberish lol and at the end ozzy said bullocks lol so funny hope he doesnt die

[Blooddrop27]

Yeah...I think it was "I wanna shave your balls" as well. Love this commercial!

[TTKA200602]

did anyone understand that ozzy said i wanna shave your bullocks whick means wanna shave your balls. I got a kick out of that

[a588956]

what did ozzy say to the taxi driver

[Bigpotatos]

It's: I wanna shave your bollocks* not balls. xD

[kissmyastroid]

@Bigpotatos wowz

[zeldapikachu64]

@Bigpotatos bollocks means balls doesn't it?

[AkamaHunters]

@Bigpotatos bollocks means balls lol

[Bigpotatos]

@AkamaHunters yup. but he says bollocks still. ;)

[Scorp969]

"Thats disturbing Ozzy" xD

[LoveBouMiku]

best phone comercial i've seen so far! haha

[tacosftw22]

lol love it (:

[Satan820]

i like my coffee like i like my metal , black

[MrAlexB59]

I love Ozzy, because he can laugh at himself)))

[musicfreak2112]

0:29 is he crying black tears?

[Gabriiel94]

@musicfreak2112 Yeah! "No More Tears"... Ozzy is amazing, awesome!

[volkscom]

@musicfreak2112 haha yeah he so is!

[FPSage]

@musicfreak2112 no its his hair or the wrinkles on his face

[yourmomasfat]

illuminati at beggining

[12Youknowit]

listen to this with the captions

[PS3NitroLambo]

i wonder if ozzy has ever smoked weed

[clubpenscoot180]

so ozzy knows how to use a phone but he was stuck on the weather channel?! xD

[etji1]

did he say phone from hell in the end? o.o

[RickyGervaisFreak]

I remember this commercial! x3 Ozzy is funny, even when he tries not to be funny, he just is.

[artwolfgirl]

haha thats just so awesome

[Ihatebutter7]

I rememberr this commercail(:♥ I lovee ozzy♥♥

[drummerinSD]

hahahaha

[dragon12user]

metalinjection is awsome

[HxCenekid]

"I wanna shave your bollocks."

[Cheesecakemilitia2]

Lets fuck sandra bollocks?

[JohnnyJ2x44]

That's Disrubing Ozzy, but he didn't seem that disturbed tbh o_0

[Musicture]

That is disturbing.

[hullukoira874]

"I WANNA SEE YOUR BOLLOCKS" works better

[MrSteve007007]

Its funny cause he realy speak like this!!!Oh my god ,I started speaking like ray williamjohnson

[Deidaraisking]

poor ozzy

[bbenjoe]

Never mess up with da Osbourne!

[KANTonOFF]

+++++++++++

AWESOME!!!!!! OLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[DarthLucario]

It's funny but I don't get it :( I is a noob :P

[TEMPmichaelhansen]

slightly politically incorrect

[Authentiker]

lol ozzy doesn't talk THAT bad but yeah lol they have to put subtitles when he speaks... but not when he sings??? he's like very audible when he sings that's weird

[gso619]

@Authentiker thats how you know he's a natural talent-he sings better than he talks.

[bbad891]

@Authentiker The drugs made his voice very obscure, however , the louder something is, the more clear it is, and he's yelling in most of his songs. OZZY FOR LIFE!!!

[Authentiker]

@bbad891 Then that settles it!!!! I shall scream all my sentences to make my voice heard!!! Even over the internet!! LOL <3 Ozz

[knucklesxyz]

XD I <3 HIM!!!!!

[GothicKingCobra52]

ozzy rocks this commercial is fucking funny

[calebsng999]

"Wanna see me bollocks?"

"That's disturbing, Ozzie."

[greg29ny]

its funny has hell when he sings can understand every word clearly when he talks wtf he saying hahahahahah

[bravesfan528]

gotta love ozzy

[scumfuc616]

least he says please

[myspacegurl94]

Can i get a black coffee plz lol

[CiviC092]

Come on... I can understand Ozzy

[Spyronox468]

dude they must've payed him alot of money to do that lol

[Thingamajigs]

If that was the real ozzy, he wouldn't even be able to operate the phone without cussing.

[bcoz7264]

Ozzy's so cool, Everyone has his number.

[boktai10]

lol i like the end when he gasp an looks sad lol go ozzy!!!!!!!

[Wiru77]

lol this is great!!

[majosharkify]

ozzy es genial

[UsagiShika]

I think he said he wanted to shave his balls. Poor therapist.

[ErickDelRio1]

0:15 fili on esperts lol dat is supper funny

[ErickDelRio1]

0:15 lol

[dreamera1]

This is kinda depressing. He is understood, he doesnt sound that bad. And if i was at that coffee shop I wouldve been like "HE SAID BLACK COFFEE! SHEESH!" -hides face-

[McFuckNuggets]

@dreamera1 It's a commercial. Lighten up a bit.

[sigurogu]

@dreamera1 lol it was a joke. all tho im prob feeding a troll

[Loordhampus]

WE LOVE YOU Ozzy

[limbolollie]

he said: i wanna shave me bullocks

[akatsukiawsomness]

I was expecting like everyone in the coffee shop to lose there fucking minds is they saw fucking Ozzy Osbourne there.

And why tha fuck is he in a cab? He tha fucking Prince of Darkness xDD

Therapy.. I can understand. Fucking Love You Ozzy

[Chronoblaster]

Sounds like Ozzy at the therapist he said, "I wanna shave your balls" o.O

[ckaleader]

@Chronoblaster omg it does

[Hrko1992]

@Chronoblaster LOL HE DID '' i wanna shave your bollocks'' that is exactly what he mumbleed :D hahhaa

@Chronoblaster thtas disturbing Chrnonoblaster