/watch?v=ygrM27kgorY <--- THIS GUY IS A TOTAL FUCKING LOSER. 99% OF YOU WATCHING THESE CLIPS SHOULD NOT BE LOOKING AT WALL STREET JOBS (HALF OF WHICH IT'S UNFORTUNATE BC IN THIS SHITTY ECONOMY IT WOULD BE REASONABLE TO LOOK AT THEM) BUT AT SOME HS/GED/CC/DROPOUT BADGERING JOB LIKE chase bank. GO BADGER PEOPLE AND TRYT O MAKE PVCS FOR THIS FUCKING LOSER: /watch?v=ygrM27kgorY
POLAR OPPOSITE OF GG. YOU ARE GETTING BITCHED AROUND BY THE HEAD OF YOUR GROUP/DEAL, THE MD, AND ABOVE ALL, THE CLIENTS. YOU ARE TOTALLY NOT A GORDON GECKO EVEN IF YOU'RE AN MD YOU'RE NOT A GORDON GECKO
jamie dimon's TOTAL NET WORTH (MOST OF U ARE PROBABLY TOO RETARDED TO KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS) IS $200M. HE'S LITERALLY AT THE NEAR-END OF HIS CAREER AND HIS END IS AT $200M. THAT'S 80% AWAY FROM BEING A BILLIONAIRE, WHICH MOST PPL STUPIDLY THINK IS THE KIND OF MONEY MORE THAN 0.5% MAKE ON WS
@imrichyournot LEMME JUST SAY THAT WHENEVER I GO SOMEWHERE WITH A SECURITY CAMERA, HUNDREDS OF PPL SADISTICALLY, OBSESSIVELY AND UNWAVERINGLY WATCH IT AND THEY'RE GUNNA GET LOCKED UP SOON. WHAT YOU SAID IS LITERALLY OK? LITERALLY THE POLAR OPPOSITE OF WHAT IS THE CASE YOU DIPSHIT.
@imrichyournot GO BACK TO WHACKIN' OFF TO THESE CLIPS OF TOTAL FUCKING LOSERS WHO PROBABLY GOT PICKED ON THEIR ENTIRE LIVES
BTW, I'M PRETTY SURE N - O - N - E OF THESE LOSERS ARE/WERE EVER IN REAL FINANCE. WITH THE EXCEPTION OF GOLDMAN SACHS, THEY'RE ALL FUCKING HUGE LOSERS WHO DON'T MAKE THAT MUCH MONEY. CASE IN POINT? jamie morgan chase. THE CEO IS A FUCKING HUGE LOSER: /watch?v=ygrM27kgorY. WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT EVERY ONE UNDER?
@imrichyournot COMMERCIAL REAL ESTATE DEVELOPERS* (ME) AND PRIVATE EQUITY (SAME LEVEL) IS WHERE THE MONEY IS. AND I DON'T PURSUEIT FOR MONEY LIKE 95% OF THESE WALL STREET LOSER WANNABES
LOL NOT ENOUGH ATTENTION INTHE REAL WORLD WHAT A DIPSHIT
@imrichyournot LOL YOU CERTAINLY DO WHAT AN IDIOT RESPONDING TO ME AND SHIT
YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED/UNEMPLOYABLE BC YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL 'YOUR' FROM 'YOU'RE'. NO WALL STREET FIRM WOULD HIRE SOMEONE WITH A 3RD GRADE BRAIN CAPACITY. THEN OF COURSE THERE ARE TOTAL FUCKING LOSERS WHO CLAIM THEY'RE WORKING ON WALL STREET MAKING SOMETHING LIKE "North of $300K a year" HAVING "graduated from Cornell last year"
NO PERSON RIGHT OUTTA COLLEGE MAKES THAT. PPL (OFTEN LIARS) TRY TO LEGITI
@imrichyournot MIZE THIS LOSER TO TRY TO BOOST THEIR CREDIBILITY WHEN IT COMES TO LYING THAT THEY "Work on Wall Street"
/watch?v=ygrM27kgorY
I'VE LITERALLY ONE PERSON LIE TO ME (PROBABLY SOME LOSER WITH 2 MASTERS DEGREES IN HIPPIE LIBERAL ARTS UNEMPLOYED) THAT HE "Works on Wall Street"
ONLY LOSERS COMMENT ON YOUTUBE. I'M THE EXCEPTION BC I HAVE LITERALLY 0 TO DO BC THERE ARE STLAKERS WHO REALLY REALLY CARE ABOUT ME U FUCKEN DUMBASS IT'S LIKE A SADISTIC REALITY TV SHOW
5)*OF WALL STREET (HEDGE FUNDS, PRIVATE EQUITY). AND INVESTORS (1% OF THEM) LIKE MR. ICAHN OR MR. BUFFETT
SO, ANYONE WHO JKERKS OFF TO CLIPS LIKE THIS ARE KIDS WHO GET PICKED ON A LOT AND THINK SOME WALL STREET SHIT IS GUNNA MAKE THEM PICK UP CHICKS AND WHAT NOT. TOTAL FUCKING LOSERS. LOOK AT jamie dimon LOOK AT WHAT A LOSER THIS IS AND THAT'S THE TOP GUY AT jpmorgan chase. ENOUGH SAID?
6) OH YEAH, AT THE ANALYST/ASSOC LEVEL, NOT ONLY ARE YOU SIMPLY 'NOT RICH' OR 'BALLIN'' YOU ARE A TOTAL
4) ALL OF REAL WALL STREET, ESPECIALLY AT THE MID-LEVEL, WORK CRAZY HOURS. YOU SLEEP IN TYOUR OFFICE SOMETIMES AND YOU SACRIFICE YEARS FOR YOUR CAREER AND THERE'S NO TIME TO GO TO THE GYM OR EXERCISE (SITTING ON YOUR ASS 18 HOURS A DAY MINUS BATHROOM BREAKS DOESN'T HELP) I DON'T NEED TO EXPLAIN TO YOU HOW -- YOU KNOW -- FAT AND SLOBBY-LOOKING PPL GET LIKE THAT
4) THE PPL WHO REALLY MAKE BIG MONEY ARE PPL LIKE STB ME: *COMMERCIAL REAL ESTATE DEVELOPERS, TIER 1 ENTREPRENEURS (STARTUPS), THE 1%
THEN THERE'S UTILITIES, FOOD, LEISURE/ENTERTAINMENT (IN THE CITY) ETC.
THEN THERE'S THE BIGGEST CUT: 30-40% OF YOUR TAXES GOING TO STUPIDASS tim geithner TO MANAGE IT OR ben WHICH LARGELY GOES TO SUPPORT A NIGGER ON WELFARE OR A DROPOUT OR A SINGLE hispanic PREGNANT MOTHER WITH 3 KIDS ALREADY
MOST OF THESE PPL PAY 401K MONEY
SO, WHAT YOU'RE REALLY LEFT WITH, IS NOT MUCH. IF YOU'RE A DIRECTOR OR MD YOU PROBABLY HAVE A FAMILY (INCREASED EXPENSES) AND YOU'RE CUT AT AT LEAST 40% OF YOUR PAYCHECK
@Eleetnessful THEN THERE'S THE BIGGEST CUT: 30-40% OF YOUR INCOME*
GRANTED, IT'S NOT AN ABSOLUTE 30-40% THERE ARE THRESHOLDS THAT YOU NEED TO SURPASS IN ORDER FOR THE HIGHER RATE TO KICK IN BUT IT'S STILL A LOT OF MONEY
ARGUABLY 'RESEARCH' (MID-OFFICE), AND A SHITLOAD MORE ROLES ARE NOT REAL WALL STREET. INVESTMENT BANKERS (I.E STRUCTURED FINANCE AND M&A [HEAVY FINANCIAL MODELING SKILLS REQUIRED; IT'S UNLIKE 80% OF JKOBS OUT THERE WHERE U CAN LEARN IT IN 1-24 HOURS) AND MARKET-MAKER TRADERS COMPRISE A FRACTION OF THOSE WHO WORK IN THE WALLS TREET RADIUS
3) IF YOU'RE AN ANALYST OR ASSOCIATE, YOU ARE NOT MAKING A LOT OF MONEY. MANHATTAN RENT FOR A 1 BEDROOM IS AT LEAST $2,500 A MONTH. THAT'S $30,000 A YEAR
1) IF U WANT TO GO TO WALL STREET FOR POWER AND BC U WANT TO BE A GORDON GECKO, UR MOST LIKELY THE KID THAT WAS PICKED ON BY THE PPL WHO WERE PICKED ON BY THE PPL WHO WERE POCKED ON ALL THROUGHOUT SCHOOL
2) JUST BC YOU WORK IN THE PHYSICAL WALL STREET RADIUS DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE WORKING IN THE 'WALL STREET' THAT PPL THINK OF WHEN THEY HEAR IT. OPERATIONS, COMPLIANCE, STOCK BROKERS, WEALTH MANAGEMENT (GLORIFIED WAY OF SAYING INSURANCE SALESMAN WHICH IS A GLORIFIED WAY OF SAYING 'BADGERER LOSER')
@paleozooable That just means you are financially illiterate like most of this country and it is not your fault, the public school system teaches students about american history over and over, but unfortunately they do not teach about economics or the financial sector as much. If the average consumer had a basic knowledge of how the financial system worked then this country would be a much better place. Make sure you wash your hands thoroughly after touching objects such as doorknobs!
Oh God, I had totally repressed Bain & Co. from my memory until now. (Hapless young person w/ Classics BA realizes it's the end of senior year; panics. Results: two years fearing same-age colleagues who do things like bring a golf bag to AC training. And Mitt Romney.)
The video is good geek fun after that shock though.
Not quite as much so as "Damn Ain't It Good to Be a Lannister," but then, how many things could be?
Not picking sides, but more than half the things banker said doesn't have any value. Working 100hrs a week, how can one go to a tanning salon? Both consultants and bankers create value. Still get paid in the recession? Last time i checked bankers don't stick around that much. The guy has a house in the Hamptons and a penthouse lawn, but when does he actually go there because he's stuck working 100hrs at his office
Also consultants make more than 60K a year but its true bankers make more money.
If you want to succeed in banking read "The Banker Who Saved His Soul" - it'll give you an inside look and perspective that will make a difference in your career.
Top bankers, even at MD level (trust me, few get there) can't rake in more than a few million. All while top traders (who are also usually much smarter) make billions (I mean top hedge fund managers of course). For example, straight out of my class, 1 kid in investment banking lands analyst gig at JPM at 90 k in New York (By Manhattan standards, that's poverty). One of my close friends, however lands a trading desk at S & T blackstone. First year - brings back home just under 4 million.
@EliLillyInnovation Traders add no value to the economy. Apart from "liquidity" lmao. All you pathetic faggots do is move money around to make more money. Must sleep well at night.
@iteracom If they went to Business School I'm surprised they'd still want to break into IBD after learning about it... why? Surely they'd have the skills for entrepreneurship, doubly rewarding, more creativity, more autonomy and the potential for higher earnings. Only problem is risk, but then again, most fags who go to business school are risk averse.
Fucking terrible. I hate when people decide it's funny to rap like this. It makes me cringe. It's like when a sunday school teacher raps about god. No matter how funny the context is, you ruined the joke.
Federal Reserve private bankers print money out of nothing and lend it to the governments at usury. Usury is to demand a greater amount in return than borrowed. It is the most colossal system of usury ever invented. It was founded by Rockefeller in 1913. New World Order bankers net worth is estimated up to $500 Trillion, more than half of the wealth of the entire world. These bankers have caused so much pain in countless peoples lives. It is a miracle they have not been assassinated
Good job, you make 390k. IBank VPs make more than that for BASE, and you can reach that rank by the time you are around 35 (4 years older than you, says so on your channel). Bonuses are even higher, depending on performance.
Plus, by age 22, you don't even have a MBA... Or any other professional degree... It is hard to be an 'entrepreneur' when you have no pro-ass education. I am finding what you say hard to believe.
@TheSmartBeef LOL, salaries have dropped since 2007...you're pulling out pre-recession figures.
The only Bankers pulling these numbers are either in Restructuring M&A or in Distressed divisions.
Now the market is better, considering BigLaw firms also reverted back to 160k/year starting salaries, still, Consulting stays the safest bet if you want to keep your job, if you absolutely want Finance, hit Restructuring.
@Dommie222 lmfao is this a joke. Bankers and consultants deserve respect but if anything they'd be the ones found in a school yard lol. Nothing on Tupac and BIG or any thug out there...
Those who are posting comments against us who work on Wall Street, I have something for you ........................ GRAPES ARE SOUR LOSERS hahahahah, go get a life
@alifarooqkhan oh boy, go get a life aaaaand a job. i think you dont know the lifestyle to be a banker in wallstreet ......... hard work but models an bottles ;)
You can't even spell and your slandering a race for being stupid. I don't even understand how you can use the N word when people like Neil Degrasse Tyson exist. -done-
@Eleetnessful for someone who thinks they will make ridiculous amount of money, you waste way too much time arguing pointlessly and ineffectively on a YouTube video. Stop pretending that your somebody and resume your 9 to 5 (if that).
@MrChronicler99 You know what? YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY ABSOLUTELY CORRECT about the "for someone who thinks they will make ridiculous amount of money, you waste way too much time arguing pointlessly and ineffectively on " I'm going to have to be very very vague right now, but RIGHT NOW I'm in a metaphorical torture chamber and the sadistic fuckups who kitty genevese'd me in here will get locked up that's non-negotiable . I don't YET, but when a main grand even happens and ends, I will have ZERO
@MrChronicler99 OR NEED to be on PS3, youtube, etc. the ONLY reason I'm on here is because it effectively keeps me from going outside and doing some homicide or suicide thing against these kitty genevese fuckups. I saw 'Beyond a Reasonable Doubt' last night and it is almost chillingly parallel to what I am/will go through
"Stop pretending that your somebody and resume your 9 to 5 (if that)." HAHAHAHAHHA THAT WAS GOOD OK THAT WAS GOOD. But I'm not fucking kidding bro
@MrChronicler99 BRO U JUST IRRITATED ME WITH THAT GLORIFICATION OF "FINANCIAL ADVISORS" THAT'S MY #2 PET PEEVE; PPL DO THE SAME WITH LAWYERS TRUE STORY
If these losers made the clip about the EXPERIENCE and CHALLENGE that comes with being front-office Wall Street, that would be justifiable, but to exacerbate the illusion that they make millions and millions is horseshit. If a Real Estate Developer or Tier 1 Hollywood Celeb walked in a room they'd go to one of these guys and be like: "I parked my car outside, go park it somewhere"
@Mbeis04 GTFO I would have gladly done so out of college, but right now I'm more like uhhh, to be vague, a hs freshman wrongly locked up who now is a 40 year old locked in a prison cell kitty genevese (see just typing this I'm getting rapidly want-to .. let me just stop there) and having a 40 year old wrongly locked up kitty genevese go back to hs freshman
There's no way around this, I will be a $100M Real Estate Developer and many people will get locked up that's non-negotiable
@Mbeis04 Oh yeah, and when I go to deposit that $100M (it'll be some private client services or 'private bank' 'private client services' at an IBank I'll most likely go to UBS or GS to make the deposit) TRUST ME, #1 I won't go telling people in public bc only losers do that #2 I won't be very excited, because, frankly if I can go back to May 2008 when the illegal paparazzi didn't happen and the kitty genvese didn't happen from like March 2010-now, I would GLADLY give back the $100M
@Mbeis04 THE ONLY WAY these fuckups -- and they don't know this but ~8 are on deck to go to jail but I will accept a firing of 6 of them; 2 are non-negotiable. They must go to jail. INTENTIONAL or UNINTENTIONAL inhumane mental torment, and for them to by volition show up to work and talk to the scum who owns the kitty genevese backyard was deliberate and almost -- and I'm not kidding -- drove me to the point of rational suicide. So 2/8 MUST go to jail . The other 6, we'll talk about it
@Mbeis04 The only way they'll be exculpated from punishment is if they create a time machine for me to go through that sets to May 2008 I WOULD GLADLY, GLADLY say "keep the $100M" and run inside.
@Maestro13193 You're actually kindof wrong man. This country is all about WHO YOU KNOW not WHAT YOU KNOW. I used to think this was just one of those phrases that just sounds good and interesting, but it really is true. Having said that, there are people with kennedy-wands, and those who don't. Now, for those who have kennedy-wands, there are different levels. Most of these mediocre earners who work on Wall Street (97%) are diff from Trust Fund babies
OH YEAH I JUST THOUGHT FO SOMETHING AND I LITERALLY LOGGED BACK ON TO SAY THIS:
RECENTLY THEY CAME OUT WITH WHAT THE CEOS OF BULGE BRACKET IBANKS -- WELL I DON'T WANNA SAY "EARNED" BC 2 OF THEM ARE BASICALLY LIKE LANCE WITH JUICE CHEATING/CRIMINALS -- BUT ANYWAY, ONE OF THE TWO 'GOT' SOMETHING LIKE $15M IN TOTAL(EMPHASIS ON TOTAL) COMP FOR THE YEAR. THAT'S THE #1 'GOTTER' IF YOU WILL IN THE ENTIRE ENTIRE COMPANY $15M IS A LOT BUT NOT REALLY FOR THE #1 GIVEN THE WS SUGARCOATING
@Eleetnessful Ha, you don't have a clue. The CEO isn't going to be anywhere near the highest earner in the bank - the highest earners will probably be on the trading floor, or (pre-crisis at least) possibly in the private equity division if the bank has one. What you can definitely be sure of is that the CEO of the IBD is going to get more than the CEO of the whole bank - case in point, Bob Diamond took a massive paycut when he got made CEO of Barclays. So spare us your bullshit please.
@ScourgeOfGodUK you're a fucking moron. The head of IBD makes more than the CEO of the entire company? You dumb shit? You're the type of douche who watches these clips and thinks they make as much as some Tier 1 Hollywood Celebrity. case in point Mr. Diamond took a massive paycut when he "got made CEO of Barclays" has nothing to do with shit you demented dipshit. He took a paycut because the environment was such that everyone was whining about "banker pay" -- idiots like you who think (1/2)
@ScourgeOfGodUK these Wall Street people make millions (less than 3% do; even less if you take out HF/PE out of the equation) so he saw a pragmatic and exemplary reason to take a pay cut you dumbass. You just said the head of IBD makes more than the CEO which shows how fuckin' stupid you are. When I become a multi-millionaire RED soon I won't go around in public telling ppl what I do only losers do that true Elites like me don't go around in person proclaiming their eleetness true story
@Eleetnessful "when I become a multi-millionaire" - ok, you've just lost the argument thanks to your hugely inflated opinion of yourself. Well done. (And as an aside, plenty of those working for the top bulge bracket firms earn more than the CEO, not just the head of the IBD. Think of the top traders, asset management jocks, etc. You really don't have a leg to stand on.)
@Eleetnessful Does swearing make you feel better? Maybe you think it validates your hopeless argument? I don't know. Anyway, if I were you, I'd spend less time on YouTube and more time trying to become that "multi-millionaire" you seem to be convinced you can be. Just a thought. (and asset management jocks are the guys who work in the banks' internal hedge funds, or at least that's what they call them here in the UK.)
@ScourgeOfGodUK This isn't about spending less or more time on this or that -- I need to wait until a mini-side show ends then it's time to prep for the main grand event -- arrests and criminal charges are MANDATORY on at least 2 paparazzi teleprompter readers, and a civil trial is MANDATORY as well.
There's no "internal hedge fund" in an Investment Bank. I don't know what your goal is but if it's to make me think you're an expert in this your efforts are counterproductive. AM is very broad
If you want to live comfortably and securely, work on Wall Street (that's if you have a kennedy wand or went to an Ivy). If you want to live lavishly, that's not the place for you -- as I said, Real Estate Developers (soon to be me), Tier 1 Entrepreneurs, Hollywood Celebrities, etc. live lavishly. Only like 5% of Wall Street live lavishly. I personally wouldn't mind settling at 'comfortably and securely', but for reasons that would be too lengthy I'm a stb RED true story =)
douchebags. The ones who TRULY make money like that are Tier 1 Entrepreneurs, Real Estate Developers (soon-to-be-me; ~$100,000,000), Hollywood Celebrities, Hedge Funds, PE, and trust fund babies lol. Last time I checked there are NONE of those in this clip
/watch?v=ygrM27kgorY <--- THIS GUY IS A TOTAL FUCKING LOSER. 99% OF YOU WATCHING THESE CLIPS SHOULD NOT BE LOOKING AT WALL STREET JOBS (HALF OF WHICH IT'S UNFORTUNATE BC IN THIS SHITTY ECONOMY IT WOULD BE REASONABLE TO LOOK AT THEM) BUT AT SOME HS/GED/CC/DROPOUT BADGERING JOB LIKE chase bank. GO BADGER PEOPLE AND TRYT O MAKE PVCS FOR THIS FUCKING LOSER: /watch?v=ygrM27kgorY
HE'S GUNNA BE FIRED SOON
"I didn't know chinky eye was racist!"
Eleetnessful 2 days ago
check out "THE ROBBER BARONS OF WALL STREET" on youtube. has a better ending!
frumple234 1 week ago
The autotune burns my ears.
nosetissue 2 weeks ago
Do I smell a little "Office Space" homage ?
mjdon67 2 weeks ago
The irony that Lehman brothers collapsed only days after this video was uploaded.
Bankers have been laid of in great numbers ever since.
Carebearbull 2 weeks ago
Haha, Wall Street traders represent.
boondock8312 3 weeks ago
damn it feels good to be a gangster...uh banker ;D
DrHamoui 3 weeks ago
They should make one VC vs banker... the vest on the oxford is so true!
theMuffinMan9999 3 weeks ago
Capitalism rules
thetruthhasnoagenda1 3 weeks ago 13
@thetruthhasnoagenda1 since there's like 10 different capitalism, you mean free market capitalism, right? :)
abeismain 16 hours ago
334 people are consultants
narahs22 4 weeks ago 3
This shits about to go down like bear stearns!! haahahaha
omarascha 1 month ago
What bankers and prostitutes have in common:
1. They work a lot and they do not have weekends.
2. What they do is repetition of meaningless works.
3. When they quit, they end up with a fat bank account and deprived health.
a2nom 1 month ago
fuck white people
afaultytoaster 1 month ago
@afaultytoaster oh yeah only white people are greedy bastards
911Dagur 3 weeks ago
@afaultytoaster
lol nice ha ha
imrichyournot 1 week ago
POLAR OPPOSITE OF GG. YOU ARE GETTING BITCHED AROUND BY THE HEAD OF YOUR GROUP/DEAL, THE MD, AND ABOVE ALL, THE CLIENTS. YOU ARE TOTALLY NOT A GORDON GECKO EVEN IF YOU'RE AN MD YOU'RE NOT A GORDON GECKO
jamie dimon's TOTAL NET WORTH (MOST OF U ARE PROBABLY TOO RETARDED TO KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS) IS $200M. HE'S LITERALLY AT THE NEAR-END OF HIS CAREER AND HIS END IS AT $200M. THAT'S 80% AWAY FROM BEING A BILLIONAIRE, WHICH MOST PPL STUPIDLY THINK IS THE KIND OF MONEY MORE THAN 0.5% MAKE ON WS
Eleetnessful 1 month ago
@Eleetnessful big letters = small penis
imrichyournot 1 week ago
@imrichyournot ELEET LETTERS = ELEET PENIS
CASE IN POINT? YOUR MICROSCOPIC ONE
Eleetnessful 1 week ago
@Eleetnessful you sound like such a loser. do you not get enough attention in the real world?
imrichyournot 1 week ago
@imrichyournot LEMME JUST SAY THAT WHENEVER I GO SOMEWHERE WITH A SECURITY CAMERA, HUNDREDS OF PPL SADISTICALLY, OBSESSIVELY AND UNWAVERINGLY WATCH IT AND THEY'RE GUNNA GET LOCKED UP SOON. WHAT YOU SAID IS LITERALLY OK? LITERALLY THE POLAR OPPOSITE OF WHAT IS THE CASE YOU DIPSHIT.
Eleetnessful 1 week ago
@imrichyournot GO BACK TO WHACKIN' OFF TO THESE CLIPS OF TOTAL FUCKING LOSERS WHO PROBABLY GOT PICKED ON THEIR ENTIRE LIVES
BTW, I'M PRETTY SURE N - O - N - E OF THESE LOSERS ARE/WERE EVER IN REAL FINANCE. WITH THE EXCEPTION OF GOLDMAN SACHS, THEY'RE ALL FUCKING HUGE LOSERS WHO DON'T MAKE THAT MUCH MONEY. CASE IN POINT? jamie morgan chase. THE CEO IS A FUCKING HUGE LOSER: /watch?v=ygrM27kgorY. WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT EVERY ONE UNDER?
Eleetnessful 1 week ago
@imrichyournot COMMERCIAL REAL ESTATE DEVELOPERS* (ME) AND PRIVATE EQUITY (SAME LEVEL) IS WHERE THE MONEY IS. AND I DON'T PURSUEIT FOR MONEY LIKE 95% OF THESE WALL STREET LOSER WANNABES
LOL NOT ENOUGH ATTENTION INTHE REAL WORLD WHAT A DIPSHIT
Eleetnessful 1 week ago
@Eleetnessful
no one cares about ya huh? dont be a loser.
imrichyournot 2 days ago
@imrichyournot LOL YOU CERTAINLY DO WHAT AN IDIOT RESPONDING TO ME AND SHIT
YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED/UNEMPLOYABLE BC YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL 'YOUR' FROM 'YOU'RE'. NO WALL STREET FIRM WOULD HIRE SOMEONE WITH A 3RD GRADE BRAIN CAPACITY. THEN OF COURSE THERE ARE TOTAL FUCKING LOSERS WHO CLAIM THEY'RE WORKING ON WALL STREET MAKING SOMETHING LIKE "North of $300K a year" HAVING "graduated from Cornell last year"
NO PERSON RIGHT OUTTA COLLEGE MAKES THAT. PPL (OFTEN LIARS) TRY TO LEGITI
Eleetnessful 2 days ago
@imrichyournot MIZE THIS LOSER TO TRY TO BOOST THEIR CREDIBILITY WHEN IT COMES TO LYING THAT THEY "Work on Wall Street"
/watch?v=ygrM27kgorY
I'VE LITERALLY ONE PERSON LIE TO ME (PROBABLY SOME LOSER WITH 2 MASTERS DEGREES IN HIPPIE LIBERAL ARTS UNEMPLOYED) THAT HE "Works on Wall Street"
ONLY LOSERS COMMENT ON YOUTUBE. I'M THE EXCEPTION BC I HAVE LITERALLY 0 TO DO BC THERE ARE STLAKERS WHO REALLY REALLY CARE ABOUT ME U FUCKEN DUMBASS IT'S LIKE A SADISTIC REALITY TV SHOW
Eleetnessful 2 days ago
5)*OF WALL STREET (HEDGE FUNDS, PRIVATE EQUITY). AND INVESTORS (1% OF THEM) LIKE MR. ICAHN OR MR. BUFFETT
SO, ANYONE WHO JKERKS OFF TO CLIPS LIKE THIS ARE KIDS WHO GET PICKED ON A LOT AND THINK SOME WALL STREET SHIT IS GUNNA MAKE THEM PICK UP CHICKS AND WHAT NOT. TOTAL FUCKING LOSERS. LOOK AT jamie dimon LOOK AT WHAT A LOSER THIS IS AND THAT'S THE TOP GUY AT jpmorgan chase. ENOUGH SAID?
6) OH YEAH, AT THE ANALYST/ASSOC LEVEL, NOT ONLY ARE YOU SIMPLY 'NOT RICH' OR 'BALLIN'' YOU ARE A TOTAL
Eleetnessful 1 month ago
4) ALL OF REAL WALL STREET, ESPECIALLY AT THE MID-LEVEL, WORK CRAZY HOURS. YOU SLEEP IN TYOUR OFFICE SOMETIMES AND YOU SACRIFICE YEARS FOR YOUR CAREER AND THERE'S NO TIME TO GO TO THE GYM OR EXERCISE (SITTING ON YOUR ASS 18 HOURS A DAY MINUS BATHROOM BREAKS DOESN'T HELP) I DON'T NEED TO EXPLAIN TO YOU HOW -- YOU KNOW -- FAT AND SLOBBY-LOOKING PPL GET LIKE THAT
4) THE PPL WHO REALLY MAKE BIG MONEY ARE PPL LIKE STB ME: *COMMERCIAL REAL ESTATE DEVELOPERS, TIER 1 ENTREPRENEURS (STARTUPS), THE 1%
Eleetnessful 1 month ago
THEN THERE'S UTILITIES, FOOD, LEISURE/ENTERTAINMENT (IN THE CITY) ETC.
THEN THERE'S THE BIGGEST CUT: 30-40% OF YOUR TAXES GOING TO STUPIDASS tim geithner TO MANAGE IT OR ben WHICH LARGELY GOES TO SUPPORT A NIGGER ON WELFARE OR A DROPOUT OR A SINGLE hispanic PREGNANT MOTHER WITH 3 KIDS ALREADY
MOST OF THESE PPL PAY 401K MONEY
SO, WHAT YOU'RE REALLY LEFT WITH, IS NOT MUCH. IF YOU'RE A DIRECTOR OR MD YOU PROBABLY HAVE A FAMILY (INCREASED EXPENSES) AND YOU'RE CUT AT AT LEAST 40% OF YOUR PAYCHECK
Eleetnessful 1 month ago
@Eleetnessful THEN THERE'S THE BIGGEST CUT: 30-40% OF YOUR INCOME*
GRANTED, IT'S NOT AN ABSOLUTE 30-40% THERE ARE THRESHOLDS THAT YOU NEED TO SURPASS IN ORDER FOR THE HIGHER RATE TO KICK IN BUT IT'S STILL A LOT OF MONEY
Eleetnessful 1 month ago
ARGUABLY 'RESEARCH' (MID-OFFICE), AND A SHITLOAD MORE ROLES ARE NOT REAL WALL STREET. INVESTMENT BANKERS (I.E STRUCTURED FINANCE AND M&A [HEAVY FINANCIAL MODELING SKILLS REQUIRED; IT'S UNLIKE 80% OF JKOBS OUT THERE WHERE U CAN LEARN IT IN 1-24 HOURS) AND MARKET-MAKER TRADERS COMPRISE A FRACTION OF THOSE WHO WORK IN THE WALLS TREET RADIUS
3) IF YOU'RE AN ANALYST OR ASSOCIATE, YOU ARE NOT MAKING A LOT OF MONEY. MANHATTAN RENT FOR A 1 BEDROOM IS AT LEAST $2,500 A MONTH. THAT'S $30,000 A YEAR
Eleetnessful 1 month ago
1) IF U WANT TO GO TO WALL STREET FOR POWER AND BC U WANT TO BE A GORDON GECKO, UR MOST LIKELY THE KID THAT WAS PICKED ON BY THE PPL WHO WERE PICKED ON BY THE PPL WHO WERE POCKED ON ALL THROUGHOUT SCHOOL
2) JUST BC YOU WORK IN THE PHYSICAL WALL STREET RADIUS DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE WORKING IN THE 'WALL STREET' THAT PPL THINK OF WHEN THEY HEAR IT. OPERATIONS, COMPLIANCE, STOCK BROKERS, WEALTH MANAGEMENT (GLORIFIED WAY OF SAYING INSURANCE SALESMAN WHICH IS A GLORIFIED WAY OF SAYING 'BADGERER LOSER')
Eleetnessful 1 month ago
Hilarious.
maxcruiser 1 month ago
where's the dow at? 11,000? still bigger than your bonus!
dadoca1 1 month ago
lol fynny
goLucia576 1 month ago
lol
VISelena273 1 month ago
wack
polak3015 1 month ago
I'm writing my final project about investment banking post crisis. I'm 4 redbulls deep and feel like a banker but can't afford the blow...
Ozzurfer 1 month ago
this was so fucking stupid ! i feel stupider after watching this
harry420 1 month ago
Why is he going for bronze in the tanning salon? Not enough brown already..?
Meddi2010 2 months ago
Shout out to SASKATCHEWAN!!! BOOM!
firmbiz000 2 months ago
i'm really glad i don't understand any of this ... living in this world would be so depressing
paleozooable 2 months ago 2
@paleozooable That just means you are financially illiterate like most of this country and it is not your fault, the public school system teaches students about american history over and over, but unfortunately they do not teach about economics or the financial sector as much. If the average consumer had a basic knowledge of how the financial system worked then this country would be a much better place. Make sure you wash your hands thoroughly after touching objects such as doorknobs!
COOKIEMONSTERJJGC 1 month ago 2
MITT ROMNEY = BAIN CONSULTANT
LOYD "GOD'S WORK" BLANKFEIN = GOLDMAN SACHS BANKER
END 'EM BOTH!! F--- THE BANKSTERS & CONSULTANTS!!
END THE PRIVATE FED RESERVE BANK!
END FRACTIONAL RESERVE LENDING!
END GOLDMAN SACHS & THE CARLYLE GROUP & BLACKROCK!!
WHERE MY PATRIOTS AT?!!
- DR. RON "IT'S ON!" PAUL 2012 BISHES
savagegalt 2 months ago
this video is dumb.. you people take yourself way too seriously
kdl0 2 months ago
Oh God, I had totally repressed Bain & Co. from my memory until now. (Hapless young person w/ Classics BA realizes it's the end of senior year; panics. Results: two years fearing same-age colleagues who do things like bring a golf bag to AC training. And Mitt Romney.)
The video is good geek fun after that shock though.
Not quite as much so as "Damn Ain't It Good to Be a Lannister," but then, how many things could be?
jessieyt1 2 months ago
Uploaded one month before Lehman collapse, wonder if these guys were so upbeat by christmas of that year?
Bermy345 2 months ago
I am financial consultant and this video is hilarious. Thanks for posting.
001looker 2 months ago
G.Gekko wasnt a banker dummys.
idmji89 2 months ago
@idmji89
AND G. GEKKO WASN'T
GETTING FREE PRIVATE FED RESERVE BANK MONEY
- END BERNANKE & THE FED
- LONG LIVE GORDON GEKKO
savagegalt 2 months ago
Oh that's not a lot of money
kevinablanchette 2 months ago
M&A>>>>>Consulting:)
ShawnMTD 3 months ago
@ShawnMTD buy side >>>>>>> M&A
bronx43 2 months ago
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ShawnMTD 2 months ago
lol so funny: "get back to your roots- there's no line at TGI Fridays" "use some jedi mind sh*t using ALL FIVE forces!"
WowzaGuy 3 months ago
lol "over at 1 Oak the bouncer looks at you sideways"
WowzaGuy 3 months ago
307 consultants actually had the time to watch a dislike this
MrCrazyenergy 3 months ago
this is some ass video. its original too
floydmayweather2929 3 months ago
And I know somethin' uuuubout you
JasonSWasserman 3 months ago
Very funny!
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304 Occupiers disliked this.
TjtheTrapper 3 months ago 25
@TjtheTrapper
lol nice
imrichyournot 1 week ago
@TjtheTrapper You mean 2,902 occupiers, liked this... lol
abeismain 16 hours ago
wtf this has a million views.
thejenifer666 3 months ago
Hayek vs. Keynes is way better than this.
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MrParkerEast 3 months ago
Moaning?
MrOxygence 3 months ago
"Take this mouse and get back to making $60K a year"
lol
thiagopacheco88 3 months ago
@thiagopacheco88 Oohhh that's not a lot of money!
khuang170 3 months ago
He looks like Raj Rajratnam on diet
elitist100 3 months ago
300 consultants saw this vid, realized they wanted to dislike their life, but instead disliked this video.
your trying to add value, i straight create it, bitches!
MrTwizzaGee 3 months ago
Liked it... I am just so disappointed it wasn't a cover of damn it feels good to be a gangsta :(
ryguy4313 3 months ago
Great stuff! Once thought you needed to know how to add up to work in a bank. Now know you only need to learn take away.
rosafilms 4 months ago
Damn it feels Good to be a BANKA. oh oh ah ew ee!!!
itztipzy 4 months ago
I used to think with 2x2 matrices, but aperture science got me thinking with portals.
SanQae 4 months ago 7
Not picking sides, but more than half the things banker said doesn't have any value. Working 100hrs a week, how can one go to a tanning salon? Both consultants and bankers create value. Still get paid in the recession? Last time i checked bankers don't stick around that much. The guy has a house in the Hamptons and a penthouse lawn, but when does he actually go there because he's stuck working 100hrs at his office
Also consultants make more than 60K a year but its true bankers make more money.
MrEnihs 4 months ago
If you want to succeed in banking read "The Banker Who Saved His Soul" - it'll give you an inside look and perspective that will make a difference in your career.
Bobzeedo 4 months ago
spray on abs lol
alone8406 4 months ago
Is it bad if I based my career off this video?
adulby 4 months ago 135
@adulby hahahh love it!
LimitlessGraduate 4 months ago
@adulby yeah
scottj19x89 2 months ago
@adulby it depends on the career
idmji89 2 months ago
@adulby yeah wall street (the film)'s a better place to start... this ain't bad though. :P
JPH18account 2 months ago
@adulby I based my career off the video. I'm a consultant :D
SirKingArthur 1 month ago
@adulby dude exactly what i did haha , based my major off this and Damn it feels good to be a banker book
narahs22 4 weeks ago
@adulby You're not the only one
nickdeb2 2 weeks ago
That vendor is the true winner.
s900203 4 months ago
I feel like this is equally a commentary on banking as autotuning.
dolotsofacid 4 months ago
Top bankers, even at MD level (trust me, few get there) can't rake in more than a few million. All while top traders (who are also usually much smarter) make billions (I mean top hedge fund managers of course). For example, straight out of my class, 1 kid in investment banking lands analyst gig at JPM at 90 k in New York (By Manhattan standards, that's poverty). One of my close friends, however lands a trading desk at S & T blackstone. First year - brings back home just under 4 million.
EliLillyInnovation 4 months ago
@EliLillyInnovation are u saying that first year straight out of uni he made 4 mill, cause that is very unlikely
DamnImG00d 4 months ago
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EliLillyInnovation 4 months ago
Seriously these guys need a label - I love this shit!
LimitlessGraduate 4 months ago
this is better than any of the rap songs that are out today. haha hilarious!
h3h3h3m0nster 4 months ago
I'm a banker lol, I don't even know what a consultant is.
Subtalvik2 4 months ago
@Subtalvik2 Then you're probably a bank teller, dumbshit
DemonFlame4 4 months ago 23
Is there really a rivalry?
mississauga0909 4 months ago
traders > IBers
EliLillyInnovation 4 months ago
@EliLillyInnovation Traders add no value to the economy. Apart from "liquidity" lmao. All you pathetic faggots do is move money around to make more money. Must sleep well at night.
qwertypluss 4 months ago
hey yo, traders where you at?
worlddomminatio 4 months ago
This went down like Bear Sterns
14534 5 months ago
I'm in finance, this is pretty funny XD
You wouldn't believe the sheer amount of people I went to bus. school with that all wanted to get into banking.
iteracom 5 months ago
@iteracom If they went to Business School I'm surprised they'd still want to break into IBD after learning about it... why? Surely they'd have the skills for entrepreneurship, doubly rewarding, more creativity, more autonomy and the potential for higher earnings. Only problem is risk, but then again, most fags who go to business school are risk averse.
qwertypluss 4 months ago
You knwo what terrorists are fuckign stupid, there are the people they need to terrorise lol
000widescreen000 5 months ago
Fucking terrible. I hate when people decide it's funny to rap like this. It makes me cringe. It's like when a sunday school teacher raps about god. No matter how funny the context is, you ruined the joke.
BaronZombie 5 months ago
thought it was gonna be a "damn it feels good to be a gangsta" parody
doodledo2 5 months ago
284 people are consultants.
ZZValiant 5 months ago 4
he threw the mouse at him because you're not a true banker if you a mouse whilst in excel
fatelook 5 months ago 6
someone gotta put a trader vs. banker video together.. fuck consulting..
RadKaiser 5 months ago 4
Best ever
maxcruiser 5 months ago
traders > bankers
coltsfancolts 5 months ago
Jump you F*&%$rs
nurseboy1111 5 months ago
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killuminati1871 5 months ago
@smartbeef your mad
moosenaut 5 months ago
pass on this trailer to your banker!
YOUTUBE: The Robber Barons of Wall Street
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frumple234 6 months ago
What you make one thirty a year?
i make that in 1/3 of a yeaar.
you guys arent makin money dude
your whole networth i passed when i was 22.
sleep deprivation got tthem thinking they have real prestige.
they can keep that cause i make a bankers bonus in my 8 housr sleep.
DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE AN ENTREPRENEUR
moosenaut 6 months ago
@moosenaut
Good job, you make 390k. IBank VPs make more than that for BASE, and you can reach that rank by the time you are around 35 (4 years older than you, says so on your channel). Bonuses are even higher, depending on performance.
Plus, by age 22, you don't even have a MBA... Or any other professional degree... It is hard to be an 'entrepreneur' when you have no pro-ass education. I am finding what you say hard to believe.
Also, you have the grammar of a tard....
TheSmartBeef 5 months ago
@TheSmartBeef LOL, salaries have dropped since 2007...you're pulling out pre-recession figures.
The only Bankers pulling these numbers are either in Restructuring M&A or in Distressed divisions.
Now the market is better, considering BigLaw firms also reverted back to 160k/year starting salaries, still, Consulting stays the safest bet if you want to keep your job, if you absolutely want Finance, hit Restructuring.
WarrenAch 5 months ago
@WarrenAch is a master degree from top university essental to go university
lokrenzo 3 months ago
@moosenaut
Bankers & Consultants suck.
Entrepreneurs ftw :)
seppsters 5 months ago 4
LOL - Jokes on all of us Americans, they both lost.... Socialism Won.
CAinfowarrior 6 months ago
@CAinfowarrior Yeah Socialism definitely won in PIIGS...stupid fuck. Go back to your shitty 50k/year marketing job.
rgrmatt69 6 months ago
okay, now watch this trailer:
YOUTUBE: The Robber Barons of Wall Street
...like Wall Street2 but w/ balls.
frumple234 6 months ago
Consultants vs bankers: makes the feud between Tupac and B.I.G. look like a petty schoolyard catfight.
Dommie222 6 months ago 54
@Dommie222 lmfao is this a joke. Bankers and consultants deserve respect but if anything they'd be the ones found in a school yard lol. Nothing on Tupac and BIG or any thug out there...
HandsomeDevill7 4 months ago
They're all apart of The Machine
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RenegadeEconomist 6 months ago
Those who are posting comments against us who work on Wall Street, I have something for you ........................ GRAPES ARE SOUR LOSERS hahahahah, go get a life
alifarooqkhan 6 months ago
@alifarooqkhan oh boy, go get a life aaaaand a job. i think you dont know the lifestyle to be a banker in wallstreet ......... hard work but models an bottles ;)
sch618 6 months ago
@sch618 .............*as a banker............
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erike67 6 months ago
Wankers vs Cunts
CrossMultiplication 6 months ago
Bunch of Jews on the Wall Street rapping like crazy Indians! Hey man, a banker is nothing but a dirty usury invented by Jews.
UnitedKorean 7 months ago
@UnitedKorean You're an idiot.
AlextheTitan 6 months ago
where;s the dow at ?? still bigger than your bonus \m/
adibhagra 7 months ago
mck prahalad and mckinsey!! its abt to get weird, ha ha ha ha... consultants suck!!!
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RenegadeEconomist 7 months ago
if the indian girls in your college black guys, you probably going to shitty school!! gotta transfer
rashbabu 7 months ago
WALL STREET ARE JUST CROOKS.........
777wartime 7 months ago
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how ugly can that indian guy get lmao.
why are indian people so hairy and ugly?
qwertypluss 7 months ago
Vodka + Redbull = Damn, it feels good to be a Banker.
kkw999999 7 months ago 41
@kkw999999 Not vodka + redbull, GREY GOOSE + red bull. The final productivity booster.
arrobaluis 6 months ago
@kkw999999 You forgot to add cocaine.
TheZagiello 6 months ago
God Damn it, freakin' autotune!
MightyMouse484 7 months ago
Y Didnt They Use The Damn It Feels good to be a gangster beat????????????
the180boys 7 months ago
A character from the movie wall street called Gordon Gecko played by Michael Douglas!
romefox 7 months ago
Whats the guys name with the cigar in his hands, at 1:46
xringnoobx 7 months ago
@xringnoobx Gordon Gecko. He's from Wallstreet the movie. And the new one too.
750BruteForce4x4i 7 months ago
Fuck Capitalism!
FlyingSquidwolf 7 months ago
yeeeah it feels gooooood :)
sch618 7 months ago
lol.
SalamInUrLife 7 months ago
You can't even spell and your slandering a race for being stupid. I don't even understand how you can use the N word when people like Neil Degrasse Tyson exist. -done-
BrendanBTC 7 months ago
as if that asshole needs any tanning lmao
renegade9101 8 months ago
@Eleetnessful for someone who thinks they will make ridiculous amount of money, you waste way too much time arguing pointlessly and ineffectively on a YouTube video. Stop pretending that your somebody and resume your 9 to 5 (if that).
MrChronicler99 8 months ago 3
@MrChronicler99 You know what? YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY ABSOLUTELY CORRECT about the "for someone who thinks they will make ridiculous amount of money, you waste way too much time arguing pointlessly and ineffectively on " I'm going to have to be very very vague right now, but RIGHT NOW I'm in a metaphorical torture chamber and the sadistic fuckups who kitty genevese'd me in here will get locked up that's non-negotiable . I don't YET, but when a main grand even happens and ends, I will have ZERO
Eleetnessful 8 months ago
@MrChronicler99 OR NEED to be on PS3, youtube, etc. the ONLY reason I'm on here is because it effectively keeps me from going outside and doing some homicide or suicide thing against these kitty genevese fuckups. I saw 'Beyond a Reasonable Doubt' last night and it is almost chillingly parallel to what I am/will go through
"Stop pretending that your somebody and resume your 9 to 5 (if that)." HAHAHAHAHHA THAT WAS GOOD OK THAT WAS GOOD. But I'm not fucking kidding bro
Eleetnessful 8 months ago
@MrChronicler99 BRO U JUST IRRITATED ME WITH THAT GLORIFICATION OF "FINANCIAL ADVISORS" THAT'S MY #2 PET PEEVE; PPL DO THE SAME WITH LAWYERS TRUE STORY
Eleetnessful 8 months ago
If these losers made the clip about the EXPERIENCE and CHALLENGE that comes with being front-office Wall Street, that would be justifiable, but to exacerbate the illusion that they make millions and millions is horseshit. If a Real Estate Developer or Tier 1 Hollywood Celeb walked in a room they'd go to one of these guys and be like: "I parked my car outside, go park it somewhere"
Eleetnessful 8 months ago
I guess we know someone is a consultant here ....cough (Eleetnessful) cough
Mbeis04 8 months ago
@Mbeis04 GTFO I would have gladly done so out of college, but right now I'm more like uhhh, to be vague, a hs freshman wrongly locked up who now is a 40 year old locked in a prison cell kitty genevese (see just typing this I'm getting rapidly want-to .. let me just stop there) and having a 40 year old wrongly locked up kitty genevese go back to hs freshman
There's no way around this, I will be a $100M Real Estate Developer and many people will get locked up that's non-negotiable
Eleetnessful 8 months ago
@Mbeis04 Oh yeah, and when I go to deposit that $100M (it'll be some private client services or 'private bank' 'private client services' at an IBank I'll most likely go to UBS or GS to make the deposit) TRUST ME, #1 I won't go telling people in public bc only losers do that #2 I won't be very excited, because, frankly if I can go back to May 2008 when the illegal paparazzi didn't happen and the kitty genvese didn't happen from like March 2010-now, I would GLADLY give back the $100M
Eleetnessful 8 months ago
@Mbeis04 THE ONLY WAY these fuckups -- and they don't know this but ~8 are on deck to go to jail but I will accept a firing of 6 of them; 2 are non-negotiable. They must go to jail. INTENTIONAL or UNINTENTIONAL inhumane mental torment, and for them to by volition show up to work and talk to the scum who owns the kitty genevese backyard was deliberate and almost -- and I'm not kidding -- drove me to the point of rational suicide. So 2/8 MUST go to jail . The other 6, we'll talk about it
Eleetnessful 8 months ago
@Mbeis04 The only way they'll be exculpated from punishment is if they create a time machine for me to go through that sets to May 2008 I WOULD GLADLY, GLADLY say "keep the $100M" and run inside.
Eleetnessful 8 months ago
Particle physicists aren't cool enough for their own musicals :(.
BrendanBTC 8 months ago
lol morons. Yes, we all know it's great to be a banker. But not everybody have the same advantages in life that you had...
Maestro13193 8 months ago
@Maestro13193 You're actually kindof wrong man. This country is all about WHO YOU KNOW not WHAT YOU KNOW. I used to think this was just one of those phrases that just sounds good and interesting, but it really is true. Having said that, there are people with kennedy-wands, and those who don't. Now, for those who have kennedy-wands, there are different levels. Most of these mediocre earners who work on Wall Street (97%) are diff from Trust Fund babies
Eleetnessful 8 months ago
@Eleetnessful umm, ok, dork. lol.
Maestro13193 7 months ago
@Maestro13193 ELEET
Eleetnessful 7 months ago
OH YEAH I JUST THOUGHT FO SOMETHING AND I LITERALLY LOGGED BACK ON TO SAY THIS:
RECENTLY THEY CAME OUT WITH WHAT THE CEOS OF BULGE BRACKET IBANKS -- WELL I DON'T WANNA SAY "EARNED" BC 2 OF THEM ARE BASICALLY LIKE LANCE WITH JUICE CHEATING/CRIMINALS -- BUT ANYWAY, ONE OF THE TWO 'GOT' SOMETHING LIKE $15M IN TOTAL(EMPHASIS ON TOTAL) COMP FOR THE YEAR. THAT'S THE #1 'GOTTER' IF YOU WILL IN THE ENTIRE ENTIRE COMPANY $15M IS A LOT BUT NOT REALLY FOR THE #1 GIVEN THE WS SUGARCOATING
THINK ABOUT IT
Eleetnessful 8 months ago
@Eleetnessful Ha, you don't have a clue. The CEO isn't going to be anywhere near the highest earner in the bank - the highest earners will probably be on the trading floor, or (pre-crisis at least) possibly in the private equity division if the bank has one. What you can definitely be sure of is that the CEO of the IBD is going to get more than the CEO of the whole bank - case in point, Bob Diamond took a massive paycut when he got made CEO of Barclays. So spare us your bullshit please.
ScourgeOfGodUK 8 months ago
@ScourgeOfGodUK you're a fucking moron. The head of IBD makes more than the CEO of the entire company? You dumb shit? You're the type of douche who watches these clips and thinks they make as much as some Tier 1 Hollywood Celebrity. case in point Mr. Diamond took a massive paycut when he "got made CEO of Barclays" has nothing to do with shit you demented dipshit. He took a paycut because the environment was such that everyone was whining about "banker pay" -- idiots like you who think (1/2)
Eleetnessful 8 months ago
@ScourgeOfGodUK these Wall Street people make millions (less than 3% do; even less if you take out HF/PE out of the equation) so he saw a pragmatic and exemplary reason to take a pay cut you dumbass. You just said the head of IBD makes more than the CEO which shows how fuckin' stupid you are. When I become a multi-millionaire RED soon I won't go around in public telling ppl what I do only losers do that true Elites like me don't go around in person proclaiming their eleetness true story
Eleetnessful 8 months ago
@Eleetnessful "when I become a multi-millionaire" - ok, you've just lost the argument thanks to your hugely inflated opinion of yourself. Well done. (And as an aside, plenty of those working for the top bulge bracket firms earn more than the CEO, not just the head of the IBD. Think of the top traders, asset management jocks, etc. You really don't have a leg to stand on.)
ScourgeOfGodUK 8 months ago
@ScourgeOfGodUK You're a fucking idiot. 'Asset management jocks'? Wtf? You're a fucking idiot.
Eleetnessful 8 months ago
@Eleetnessful Does swearing make you feel better? Maybe you think it validates your hopeless argument? I don't know. Anyway, if I were you, I'd spend less time on YouTube and more time trying to become that "multi-millionaire" you seem to be convinced you can be. Just a thought. (and asset management jocks are the guys who work in the banks' internal hedge funds, or at least that's what they call them here in the UK.)
ScourgeOfGodUK 8 months ago
@ScourgeOfGodUK This isn't about spending less or more time on this or that -- I need to wait until a mini-side show ends then it's time to prep for the main grand event -- arrests and criminal charges are MANDATORY on at least 2 paparazzi teleprompter readers, and a civil trial is MANDATORY as well.
There's no "internal hedge fund" in an Investment Bank. I don't know what your goal is but if it's to make me think you're an expert in this your efforts are counterproductive. AM is very broad
Eleetnessful 8 months ago
If you want to live comfortably and securely, work on Wall Street (that's if you have a kennedy wand or went to an Ivy). If you want to live lavishly, that's not the place for you -- as I said, Real Estate Developers (soon to be me), Tier 1 Entrepreneurs, Hollywood Celebrities, etc. live lavishly. Only like 5% of Wall Street live lavishly. I personally wouldn't mind settling at 'comfortably and securely', but for reasons that would be too lengthy I'm a stb RED true story =)
Eleetnessful 8 months ago
douchebags. The ones who TRULY make money like that are Tier 1 Entrepreneurs, Real Estate Developers (soon-to-be-me; ~$100,000,000), Hollywood Celebrities, Hedge Funds, PE, and trust fund babies lol. Last time I checked there are NONE of those in this clip
Eleetnessful 8 months ago