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  • That flag is hung improperly.

  • DOOBS

    

  • Ugly? He's pretty attractive if you ask me.

  • one more video then ill get to school.....

  • i really hate the timeline on facebook -___-. every time i get used to a change, they change it to something even more complicated!

  • Alright these edit are awesome even if no one care for them and most likely no girl will pay any attention

  • Doobs!

  • i totally thought he said ''SASHA GREY way...'' at 1:48

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  • Awkward considering there's now the whole timeline thing....

  • @Kati11B I hate timeline. It's cluttered looking and just utterly terrible. 

  • lmfao

  • omg! it's doobs!

  • @lxlpker yep he also plays the Shamwow guy, in Shamwow guy goes to jail

  • Haha anyone else notice the drawing of the dick on the whiteboard in the begining? :p

  • I found the profile of the guy in the video xD

    go on facebook and /profile{dot}php?=73322363

    

  • douche boner machine

    

  • friends with streeter.

  • Doobs. 

  • THAT'S DOOBS!

  • Chuck Norris is a hunter, but Chuck Norris does not hunt -- SKIP FUCKING AD

  • Wow I'm a huge doucheboner machine

  • SHAMWOW GUY!!! FUCK YER!!!!

  • MAKE ANOTHER ONE!!!!

  • His first laptop is shitty, than his second is a macbook.

  • press 8 for ... just press 8

  • i actually used the guy's app advice and deleted all the stupid apps i had

  • @ThePawnsSite congrats. you're not a douche boner machine anymore.

  • The hosts eye twitches was kinda weird

  • Doobs!

  • Ohh, the old facebook....*nostalgic memories*

  • It's Doobs! :D

  • @ColtartX @WannabeComic duhfuck?! R u too honestly fighting over who posted a suggestion for the video first?! Like how old r u!? Like 30?! Im a fucking 15 year old girl and im more mature than u. Ill beat ur scronny little ass. Now both of u stfu and get a life

  • @MrWannabeComic No it wasn't mine was there from a year ago and stayed for at least 4 months

  • @MrWannabeComic Mine was there before him do your math before you say stuff like that and my life is fully here,your the one who decided to try to get me angry to start a flame war,so please be quiet and as you say go get a life

  • carcetti for mayor on his shirt? thts from the wire lol

  • Did anyone else get an advertisement of woman eating pizza?

  • this was hilarious but prob. cuz i watch extreme makeover home edition....

  • He's hot :)

  • Ryan is cute though. D;

  • Wait he had a girlfriend, and you would want to delete that? WTF

  • some people just probably found it boring because there was no boobs and butts.

  • I actually thought it was funny

  • This show is so inspiring :')

  • @wuturmom

    So true

  • Lame.

  • this was one of CH's shittiest vids

  • Wow Facebook has really changed

  • thumbs up for the carcetti shirt

  • 0:42

    Yo, he's friends with Streeter? He's not a dork to me!

  • Hey remember when you had to delete the is off facebook statuses?? Just blew my mind!

  • orgasm at 1:20

  • Best shirt.

  • He's a lot calmer than I would be if some weirdo burst into my dorm room and smashed my computer with a hammer.

  • @Winter12345100 True True, if that was me I would have shot him, what would you do?

  • @Briangamer14

    Probably taken the hammer and broken it over his head.

  • aw.. i thought he was cute :C

  • thumbs up if this helped you

  • @freedomjustice1995

    omfg, you actually just used the phrase "alpha male". ftw.

  • I dislike trolls...

  • would have been funnier if they burst into the room and he was masturbating

  • @Runtherd nope, that's extremely cliche

  • @Runtherd ....you stole that from me wth dude

  • @ColtartX ok,

    1- i have only watched this video once so how could i?

    2- grow up

    3- who the hell cares?

  • @Runtherd too obvious haha

  • @Jakey1312 clearly

  • @Runtherd It kinda looks like that was their first idea but they decided not to go with it :p

  • 15 friedns lol

  • huge dorms! damn!

  • applications are such a great way of showing the world how much of a douche boner machine you are...best  line yet

  • I would love to hit my computer like that sometimes

  • @explorer5148 It says he is single 0:57. His "Hot Gf" is fake

  • thumbs up if you looked up his profile :)

  • awwww he is so cutee

  • 1:13 Troll face

  • HAHAHAH, fools spend time on facebook while those who will change the world someday are studying hard.

  • @freedomjustice1995 world is for everyone. Even for does that go on fb often. Remember that once you have "changed the world". Wish you all the luck and not so much sarcasm.

  • @vrtgarden My comment was not to demean, but my point is that facebook is consuming the world as we spend countless hours, discussing pointless issues. My peers at school spend 50% of class time on facebook rather than learning, and the reason why they ALL are failing and dropping out of school at the age of 16. Changing the world was an expression of speech but I DO intend to change the world as I have entered a prerequisite medical course (at a university) and hope to be a surgeon one day.

  • @freedomjustice1995 I doubt Facebook is the only reason your friends are dropping out. They are dropping out because they are careless and have no drive to be successful in life. Tons of people have Facebook that are quite successful. Ever heard of IB students? Check them out. IB students have just about every social network they can have, managing to procrastinate, yet we still made/make it. Why? Because we care. I swear you sound like those people who sue McDonalds because they're fat.

  • @lostgrl06: Children are exposed (and even 'forced' by media) to use facebook from a very young age and by the time they reach senior school, they cannot differenciate (from right and wrong) and cannot control themselves, stuck in this facebook 'trance'. It may not be the only reason why people are failing, but when I hear that they spend 3+ hours per night on facebook, I am certain that it is a factor in their innability to acheive success. (continuation).........

  • @freedomjustice1995 Question are you completely retarded?

  • @TekenMoop: No, actually. I have been accepted into a prerequisite course at university to study medicine at my current age of 16. You can talk rubbish as much as you want, but at the end of the day, I am the Alpha male and you will be picking up my bins in the future. Cheers!

  • @freedomjustice1995 Its funny because I live in Australia so there is no chance of me picking up your bins in the mental institute

  • @TekenMoop: You know what's funnier? I live in Australia too and come from a relitively rich backround of hard working parents, which has also allowed me to acheive such success. You must be jealous that you will/could never acheive such feats.

  • @freedomjustice1995 You're such a dick

  • @freedomjustice1995 Then it's time to start looking at the parents. There are kids who spend 5+ hours on Tumblr and Youtube too. All of these websites cause issues with children's success. But you can't blame the site. Parents need to step in and force their children to get off the internet and get things done.

  • remember when facebook was like that?

  • So funny!

  • wtf did i just wacth

  • cause apps are for douche boner machines.

  • The guy who did the makeover blinks with one eye. LOL.

  • thumbs up if you noticed the smiling dick in the beginning

  • I dont have facebook so all that shit made no sense to me what so ever....

  • @SuperUltraNinja1 You actually don't need a facebook too much to understand it lol.

  • @SuperUltraNinja1 Why the hell did you watch this then?

  • @SuperUltraNinja1 lol same :P

  • @SuperUltraNinja1oh ! STFU , Everyone has a Facebook. & especially with a name like superUltraninja.

  • @chanakyadevil you really think that not every one has one because i dont have one either im a nonconformist 

  • @chanakyadevil I dont have facebook actually, and who are you yo comment on my name with one like yours

  • OMG I DONT CARE ABOUT KEYSTONE LIGHT BEER GOD! i would rather watch the stupid jeep commercial.

  • Lol.. I think he's cute..

  • It's the sham wow immatator from when he was in jail

  • That is a HUGE dorm room

  • @amaraspecht movies and tv are always bad at depicting dorm rooms. but i would think something named COLLEGEhumor could do it

  • lol xD

  • Is that shirt a Wire reference? Yes. Just....yes. <3

  • 0:15 penis drawing bottom left on whiteboard. thumbs up if you see it too

  • @1:10 he almost cries about untagging in facebook lol XD

  • lol!

  • WE DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR PIZZA POCKETS CHARLIEEEE!!!

  • 1:45 DOLPHIN DIVE!!

  • FUCK YOU CHARLIE! IM NOT BUYING YOU PIZZA POCKETS!!!

  • 15 friends lol

  • i think his girlfriend has an iron panties with a fuking locket on it, just like the one marian from robin hood had xD

    and guess what motherfukers i got the key hehehehe

    nah,,, just fucking with you all :p

    seriously if you want the key, im trading it for your girl, she has to be hot by the way....

  • Funny video.. lols.. Facebook fans? Get it here-->(bit.ly/pzd08L)...love it.

  • The same sex relationship should only apply to girl's facebook pages.

  • Up top. Schooled.

  • id laugh if he went he broke into his dorm room too see him watching porn HAHAHA

  • @klototo1 thats what i thought was gonna happen..xD

  • 1:19

    MAXIMUM DERP ACTIVATE.

  • haaahaha lol!!!!

  • how do you have a super-hot girlfriend and only 15 friends

  • The host guy was perfect--> the voice, the outfit, the body language, even the awful tan with the rings around his eyes :p

  • I miss the old Facebook layout...D:

  • lol carcetti for mayor on his computer

  • Who saw stressed

  • so he barged in to his room, smashed his computor, kicked him out and then fuck up his facebook while insulting him

  • he's not that bad? ahaa.

  • 1:16 lol

  • so do i get a new computer because u broke mine? no ur fine

  • So basically, making over Facebook is essentially the same as deleting it altogether, as well removing your girlfriend.

  • i hope it was a joke that he is iugly, beacause to me he is not all ugly

  • @zwinkyecstasy

    Lol he's hideous dude.

  • The same sex friend is for girls ONLY.

  • @iLiKeCeRe Tisn't !

  • @bloodysniped LOL

  • hahaha is that justin beaver?!

  • so..he's a loser and ugly but he has a super hot girlfriend..WTF!

  • @expIorer5148 thats my situation shes hot im really not : )

  • @Jefthenaturecallscoh shes cheating on you.

  • @Jefthenaturecallscoh haha don't let her know you think she's hotter than you! or else she will be cheating on you! LOL

  • @expIorer5148 Apparently a super hot ex girlfriend!

  • @expIorer5148 Looks aren't everything, ya know..

  • @expIorer5148 super hot i disagree se is ok but not really

  • @expIorer5148 not to be a total tool bag which I'm not but i mean not it in my videos but in real life cuz those were a long time ago I would consider myself good looking and the ugliest girls come at me i don't no wat that says bout me hahaha

  • @expIorer5148 He has a hot girlfriend cause he isn't a asshole.

  • @expIorer5148 Sounds like every guy i know. :D

  • @expIorer5148 HAD

  • @expIorer5148 Yeah, it's weird, right? I know this girl, she's super gorgeous and she's got, for some reason, this super ugly, tractor liking dumb-ass as a boyfriend. I still don't get that. He looks to me like the lamest person ever, but whatever. My heart's beating kinda harder right now.

  • @MyComicStyle Does it really matter if he's ugly? Maybe she doesn't care. 

  • @sarahLcthatsme Yeah, maybe. But he just seems like a total douche to me.

  • ryan is cute tho :0

  • HAHAHA " Ryan is Ugly"!

  • Hey this isn't a real parody he is supposed to be a blind quadriplegic with a blood disorder.

  • @startreking2007 who takes in stray cats off he streets and gives them to needy children :)

  • why was he sitting in front of his laptop without switching on his laptop....................

  • They break some expensive technology on this show! That's a thinkpad! The new ones start at $1,000!

  • anyone else notice the penis at 0:08 ?

  • @BloodySniped haha now i do lol

  • DOUCHEBONER LOL

  • 0:28 Big up Carcetti for mayor, Big up The Wire!!

  • Don't stop jumping bi-atch!

  • Did they realyy break the computer?

  • Wow his girlfriend's hot.

  • he was deff. jackin off wen he came in

    

  • 1:12 TROLL FACE

  • @KINGCAE199 You know Jim Carrey is the only human being that can do the troll face.

  • @JoshHartNow good to know

  • @KINGCAE199 It was an awesome SNL skit.

  • 30 seconds pause high times center fold hahaha thumbs up if your a bud head!

  • Lets move that bus screen saver. lmbo toooooooooooooooooooo funny

  • Soooooooooooooooooooooooo funny

  • backwards American flag intentional?

  • The nerd looks like Christopher-Mintz Plasee

  • haha wow

  • My god that looks so different compared to the new facebook..