@ColtartX@WannabeComic duhfuck?! R u too honestly fighting over who posted a suggestion for the video first?! Like how old r u!? Like 30?! Im a fucking 15 year old girl and im more mature than u. Ill beat ur scronny little ass. Now both of u stfu and get a life
@MrWannabeComic Mine was there before him do your math before you say stuff like that and my life is fully here,your the one who decided to try to get me angry to start a flame war,so please be quiet and as you say go get a life
@freedomjustice1995 world is for everyone. Even for does that go on fb often. Remember that once you have "changed the world". Wish you all the luck and not so much sarcasm.
@vrtgarden My comment was not to demean, but my point is that facebook is consuming the world as we spend countless hours, discussing pointless issues. My peers at school spend 50% of class time on facebook rather than learning, and the reason why they ALL are failing and dropping out of school at the age of 16. Changing the world was an expression of speech but I DO intend to change the world as I have entered a prerequisite medical course (at a university) and hope to be a surgeon one day.
@freedomjustice1995 I doubt Facebook is the only reason your friends are dropping out. They are dropping out because they are careless and have no drive to be successful in life. Tons of people have Facebook that are quite successful. Ever heard of IB students? Check them out. IB students have just about every social network they can have, managing to procrastinate, yet we still made/make it. Why? Because we care. I swear you sound like those people who sue McDonalds because they're fat.
@lostgrl06: Children are exposed (and even 'forced' by media) to use facebook from a very young age and by the time they reach senior school, they cannot differenciate (from right and wrong) and cannot control themselves, stuck in this facebook 'trance'. It may not be the only reason why people are failing, but when I hear that they spend 3+ hours per night on facebook, I am certain that it is a factor in their innability to acheive success. (continuation).........
@TekenMoop: No, actually. I have been accepted into a prerequisite course at university to study medicine at my current age of 16. You can talk rubbish as much as you want, but at the end of the day, I am the Alpha male and you will be picking up my bins in the future. Cheers!
@TekenMoop: You know what's funnier? I live in Australia too and come from a relitively rich backround of hard working parents, which has also allowed me to acheive such success. You must be jealous that you will/could never acheive such feats.
@freedomjustice1995 Then it's time to start looking at the parents. There are kids who spend 5+ hours on Tumblr and Youtube too. All of these websites cause issues with children's success. But you can't blame the site. Parents need to step in and force their children to get off the internet and get things done.
On December 24, 2006 at 8 o'clock in the mourning a boy named Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed in to myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter If you dont repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will come and kill you.sorry dont wanna die that bitch from demon souls?
On December 24, 2006 at 8 o'clock in the mourning a boy named Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed in to myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter If you dont repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will come and kill you.sorry dont wanna die that bitch from demon souls?
@expIorer5148 not to be a total tool bag which I'm not but i mean not it in my videos but in real life cuz those were a long time ago I would consider myself good looking and the ugliest girls come at me i don't no wat that says bout me hahaha
@expIorer5148 Yeah, it's weird, right? I know this girl, she's super gorgeous and she's got, for some reason, this super ugly, tractor liking dumb-ass as a boyfriend. I still don't get that. He looks to me like the lamest person ever, but whatever. My heart's beating kinda harder right now.
That flag is hung improperly.
StickWarrior 21 hours ago
DOOBS
matthewsimon94 23 hours ago
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i was gonna have sex with this girl but i took an arrow to knee.
JK... i was actually gonna get a BJ from a girl but i took an arrow to the knee.
.....ok ok ok... i was actually gonna make out with this girl but i took an arrow to the knee..................................
FINE!......I was actually jackin off........ and i got a cramp... =/
1kyleabc 1 day ago
Ugly? He's pretty attractive if you ask me.
BrandNameCancer 3 days ago 3
one more video then ill get to school.....
brenard23455 4 days ago
i really hate the timeline on facebook -___-. every time i get used to a change, they change it to something even more complicated!
AngelicDestiny007 5 days ago
Alright these edit are awesome even if no one care for them and most likely no girl will pay any attention
cixlo 5 days ago
Doobs!
Norocmorth 1 week ago
i totally thought he said ''SASHA GREY way...'' at 1:48
indoric 1 week ago
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indoric 1 week ago
Awkward considering there's now the whole timeline thing....
Kati11B 2 weeks ago
@Kati11B I hate timeline. It's cluttered looking and just utterly terrible.
YFZriderdude15 6 days ago
lmfao
Neglesh 2 weeks ago
omg! it's doobs!
lxlpker 2 weeks ago
@lxlpker yep he also plays the Shamwow guy, in Shamwow guy goes to jail
MrBallinBC 1 week ago
Haha anyone else notice the drawing of the dick on the whiteboard in the begining? :p
DoubleD593 2 weeks ago 48
I found the profile of the guy in the video xD
go on facebook and /profile{dot}php?=73322363
subsNmus 3 weeks ago
douche boner machine
Brandonsaurusrexadon 3 weeks ago
friends with streeter.
spotlightman1234 3 weeks ago
Doobs.
bangimal 3 weeks ago
THAT'S DOOBS!
grangerdanger212 3 weeks ago
Chuck Norris is a hunter, but Chuck Norris does not hunt -- SKIP FUCKING AD
xBEDIx 1 month ago 23
Wow I'm a huge doucheboner machine
ownagemunky 1 month ago
SHAMWOW GUY!!! FUCK YER!!!!
LouisIX1000 1 month ago
MAKE ANOTHER ONE!!!!
EvilMonkey401 1 month ago
His first laptop is shitty, than his second is a macbook.
RagnoZ92 1 month ago 3
press 8 for ... just press 8
soccer7rehan 2 months ago
i actually used the guy's app advice and deleted all the stupid apps i had
ThePawnsSite 2 months ago
@ThePawnsSite congrats. you're not a douche boner machine anymore.
AmonOfTheSahelijos 1 month ago
The hosts eye twitches was kinda weird
Kalerrz 2 months ago
Doobs!
whiteganser 2 months ago
Ohh, the old facebook....*nostalgic memories*
amaraspecht 2 months ago
It's Doobs! :D
TheTofucheese 2 months ago
@ColtartX @WannabeComic duhfuck?! R u too honestly fighting over who posted a suggestion for the video first?! Like how old r u!? Like 30?! Im a fucking 15 year old girl and im more mature than u. Ill beat ur scronny little ass. Now both of u stfu and get a life
1DoubleInsanity2 2 months ago
@MrWannabeComic No it wasn't mine was there from a year ago and stayed for at least 4 months
ColtartX 2 months ago
@MrWannabeComic Mine was there before him do your math before you say stuff like that and my life is fully here,your the one who decided to try to get me angry to start a flame war,so please be quiet and as you say go get a life
ColtartX 2 months ago
carcetti for mayor on his shirt? thts from the wire lol
TheOfficialQuippa 2 months ago
Did anyone else get an advertisement of woman eating pizza?
RiddlingOne 2 months ago
this was hilarious but prob. cuz i watch extreme makeover home edition....
msladym1 2 months ago
He's hot :)
pokelove91 2 months ago
Ryan is cute though. D;
NekoMira1 2 months ago
Wait he had a girlfriend, and you would want to delete that? WTF
09tranm 2 months ago 2
some people just probably found it boring because there was no boobs and butts.
breezypaola2 2 months ago
I actually thought it was funny
breezypaola2 2 months ago
This show is so inspiring :')
lyricsguy94 2 months ago
@wuturmom
So true
thunderer15 2 months ago
Lame.
mrsdaniellautner 2 months ago
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i hate everything about this
BigDz93 2 months ago
this was one of CH's shittiest vids
wuturmom 2 months ago
Wow Facebook has really changed
lildashmizz 3 months ago
thumbs up for the carcetti shirt
nomarsenrab 3 months ago in playlist q
0:42
Yo, he's friends with Streeter? He's not a dork to me!
theblackoutofficial 3 months ago
Hey remember when you had to delete the is off facebook statuses?? Just blew my mind!
321CandyCane 3 months ago
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@321CandyCane Remember when you couldn't?
WheaalMoa3n 3 months ago
orgasm at 1:20
crzykilla10 3 months ago
Best shirt.
DanChalifouxable 3 months ago
He's a lot calmer than I would be if some weirdo burst into my dorm room and smashed my computer with a hammer.
Winter12345100 3 months ago
@Winter12345100 True True, if that was me I would have shot him, what would you do?
Briangamer14 3 months ago
@Briangamer14
Probably taken the hammer and broken it over his head.
Winter12345100 3 months ago
aw.. i thought he was cute :C
PaulinaH727 3 months ago
thumbs up if this helped you
vivtin 3 months ago
@freedomjustice1995
omfg, you actually just used the phrase "alpha male". ftw.
adandad77777 3 months ago
I dislike trolls...
simplekiwi717 3 months ago
would have been funnier if they burst into the room and he was masturbating
Runtherd 3 months ago 292
@Runtherd nope, that's extremely cliche
ciranno 2 months ago
@Runtherd ....you stole that from me wth dude
ColtartX 2 months ago
@ColtartX ok,
1- i have only watched this video once so how could i?
2- grow up
3- who the hell cares?
Runtherd 2 months ago
@Runtherd too obvious haha
Jakey1312 1 month ago
@Jakey1312 clearly
Runtherd 1 month ago
@Runtherd It kinda looks like that was their first idea but they decided not to go with it :p
DylAlitY 3 weeks ago
15 friedns lol
coreyd405 3 months ago
huge dorms! damn!
KeptNow 3 months ago
applications are such a great way of showing the world how much of a douche boner machine you are...best line yet
Karacoshina 3 months ago
I would love to hit my computer like that sometimes
L2R34D 3 months ago
@explorer5148 It says he is single 0:57. His "Hot Gf" is fake
TehDarkKnife 3 months ago
thumbs up if you looked up his profile :)
ShockinglyRelaxing 3 months ago
awwww he is so cutee
Nataliedoyle92 3 months ago
1:13 Troll face
Zayos0 3 months ago
HAHAHAH, fools spend time on facebook while those who will change the world someday are studying hard.
freedomjustice1995 4 months ago
@freedomjustice1995 world is for everyone. Even for does that go on fb often. Remember that once you have "changed the world". Wish you all the luck and not so much sarcasm.
vrtgarden 3 months ago
@vrtgarden My comment was not to demean, but my point is that facebook is consuming the world as we spend countless hours, discussing pointless issues. My peers at school spend 50% of class time on facebook rather than learning, and the reason why they ALL are failing and dropping out of school at the age of 16. Changing the world was an expression of speech but I DO intend to change the world as I have entered a prerequisite medical course (at a university) and hope to be a surgeon one day.
freedomjustice1995 3 months ago
@freedomjustice1995 I doubt Facebook is the only reason your friends are dropping out. They are dropping out because they are careless and have no drive to be successful in life. Tons of people have Facebook that are quite successful. Ever heard of IB students? Check them out. IB students have just about every social network they can have, managing to procrastinate, yet we still made/make it. Why? Because we care. I swear you sound like those people who sue McDonalds because they're fat.
lostgrl06 3 months ago
@lostgrl06: Children are exposed (and even 'forced' by media) to use facebook from a very young age and by the time they reach senior school, they cannot differenciate (from right and wrong) and cannot control themselves, stuck in this facebook 'trance'. It may not be the only reason why people are failing, but when I hear that they spend 3+ hours per night on facebook, I am certain that it is a factor in their innability to acheive success. (continuation).........
freedomjustice1995 3 months ago
@freedomjustice1995 Question are you completely retarded?
TekenMoop 3 months ago
@TekenMoop: No, actually. I have been accepted into a prerequisite course at university to study medicine at my current age of 16. You can talk rubbish as much as you want, but at the end of the day, I am the Alpha male and you will be picking up my bins in the future. Cheers!
freedomjustice1995 3 months ago
@freedomjustice1995 Its funny because I live in Australia so there is no chance of me picking up your bins in the mental institute
TekenMoop 3 months ago
@TekenMoop: You know what's funnier? I live in Australia too and come from a relitively rich backround of hard working parents, which has also allowed me to acheive such success. You must be jealous that you will/could never acheive such feats.
freedomjustice1995 3 months ago
@freedomjustice1995 You're such a dick
brnew12 3 months ago
@freedomjustice1995 Then it's time to start looking at the parents. There are kids who spend 5+ hours on Tumblr and Youtube too. All of these websites cause issues with children's success. But you can't blame the site. Parents need to step in and force their children to get off the internet and get things done.
lostgrl06 3 months ago
remember when facebook was like that?
lynette1195 4 months ago
So funny!
toughsuga2 4 months ago
wtf did i just wacth
tyfootman 4 months ago
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On December 24, 2006 at 8 o'clock in the mourning a boy named Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed in to myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter If you dont repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will come and kill you.sorry dont wanna die that bitch from demon souls?
stockpiled7 4 months ago
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On December 24, 2006 at 8 o'clock in the mourning a boy named Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed in to myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter If you dont repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will come and kill you.sorry dont wanna die that bitch from demon souls?
stockpiled7 4 months ago
cause apps are for douche boner machines.
Tylergbred 4 months ago
The guy who did the makeover blinks with one eye. LOL.
Nooberatoor 4 months ago 2
thumbs up if you noticed the smiling dick in the beginning
serdarA6 4 months ago 3
I dont have facebook so all that shit made no sense to me what so ever....
SuperUltraNinja1 4 months ago 107
@SuperUltraNinja1 You actually don't need a facebook too much to understand it lol.
lollerskates101LOL 3 months ago
@SuperUltraNinja1 Why the hell did you watch this then?
DataFragment 3 months ago
@SuperUltraNinja1 lol same :P
darrenegan2k9 3 months ago
@SuperUltraNinja1oh ! STFU , Everyone has a Facebook. & especially with a name like superUltraninja.
chanakyadevil 2 months ago 3
@chanakyadevil you really think that not every one has one because i dont have one either im a nonconformist
mightytaco123 2 months ago
@chanakyadevil I dont have facebook actually, and who are you yo comment on my name with one like yours
SuperUltraNinja1 2 months ago
OMG I DONT CARE ABOUT KEYSTONE LIGHT BEER GOD! i would rather watch the stupid jeep commercial.
TonyWWagner 4 months ago
Lol.. I think he's cute..
ilovemydog911 4 months ago
It's the sham wow immatator from when he was in jail
TheNute11 4 months ago
That is a HUGE dorm room
amaraspecht 4 months ago
@amaraspecht movies and tv are always bad at depicting dorm rooms. but i would think something named COLLEGEhumor could do it
TheGregoryGUY 4 months ago
lol xD
okaymichellee 4 months ago
Is that shirt a Wire reference? Yes. Just....yes. <3
KariiKarKariiyo 4 months ago
0:15 penis drawing bottom left on whiteboard. thumbs up if you see it too
bleurasberry 4 months ago
@1:10 he almost cries about untagging in facebook lol XD
wtfsaywat 4 months ago
lol!
keron11 4 months ago
WE DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR PIZZA POCKETS CHARLIEEEE!!!
damien345 4 months ago 2
1:45 DOLPHIN DIVE!!
huyproboy 4 months ago
FUCK YOU CHARLIE! IM NOT BUYING YOU PIZZA POCKETS!!!
MiggaMike 4 months ago
15 friends lol
chargersfan1111 4 months ago
i think his girlfriend has an iron panties with a fuking locket on it, just like the one marian from robin hood had xD
and guess what motherfukers i got the key hehehehe
nah,,, just fucking with you all :p
seriously if you want the key, im trading it for your girl, she has to be hot by the way....
cubano0306 4 months ago
Funny video.. lols.. Facebook fans? Get it here-->(bit.ly/pzd08L)...love it.
lalasos1 4 months ago
The same sex relationship should only apply to girl's facebook pages.
iLiKeCeRe 4 months ago
Up top. Schooled.
FTWandstuff 5 months ago
id laugh if he went he broke into his dorm room too see him watching porn HAHAHA
klototo1 5 months ago 4
@klototo1 thats what i thought was gonna happen..xD
MrScribbleScrabble 5 months ago
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cool.. he said OMG OMG OMG lols. Get more fans here....(bit.ly/pUNc3T).....cool.
paperbye 5 months ago
1:19
MAXIMUM DERP ACTIVATE.
DoctorRK9 5 months ago
haaahaha lol!!!!
ArtistWoOoOo 5 months ago
how do you have a super-hot girlfriend and only 15 friends
iconte101 5 months ago
The host guy was perfect--> the voice, the outfit, the body language, even the awful tan with the rings around his eyes :p
stoptheqtipjoey 5 months ago
I miss the old Facebook layout...D:
dcguy30 5 months ago
lol carcetti for mayor on his computer
UKFoodChannel 5 months ago
Who saw stressed
ricePrototype 5 months ago
so he barged in to his room, smashed his computor, kicked him out and then fuck up his facebook while insulting him
mysterE101 5 months ago
he's not that bad? ahaa.
shelbasaur123 5 months ago
1:16 lol
TheEpicImpaler 5 months ago
so do i get a new computer because u broke mine? no ur fine
jerichocrossbo 5 months ago
So basically, making over Facebook is essentially the same as deleting it altogether, as well removing your girlfriend.
DeeperBlueX16 5 months ago
i hope it was a joke that he is iugly, beacause to me he is not all ugly
zwinkyecstasy 5 months ago
@zwinkyecstasy
Lol he's hideous dude.
DeeperBlueX16 5 months ago
The same sex friend is for girls ONLY.
iLiKeCeRe 5 months ago
@iLiKeCeRe Tisn't !
shibbikitteh 5 months ago
@bloodysniped LOL
Hujjtrog 5 months ago
hahaha is that justin beaver?!
kerriemaria1 5 months ago
so..he's a loser and ugly but he has a super hot girlfriend..WTF!
expIorer5148 5 months ago 266
@expIorer5148 thats my situation shes hot im really not : )
Jefthenaturecallscoh 5 months ago
@Jefthenaturecallscoh shes cheating on you.
GAWDclanvideos 5 months ago
@Jefthenaturecallscoh haha don't let her know you think she's hotter than you! or else she will be cheating on you! LOL
MrFeeltheElectro 5 months ago
@expIorer5148 Apparently a super hot ex girlfriend!
MrScottJJohnson 5 months ago
@expIorer5148 Looks aren't everything, ya know..
canadaparistexas2010 5 months ago
@expIorer5148 super hot i disagree se is ok but not really
TommyTG95 4 months ago
@expIorer5148 not to be a total tool bag which I'm not but i mean not it in my videos but in real life cuz those were a long time ago I would consider myself good looking and the ugliest girls come at me i don't no wat that says bout me hahaha
rshweky9 4 months ago
@expIorer5148 He has a hot girlfriend cause he isn't a asshole.
MrNadeBot 4 months ago 2
@expIorer5148 Sounds like every guy i know. :D
ML66674 3 months ago
@expIorer5148 HAD
kakaisclass 3 months ago
@expIorer5148 Yeah, it's weird, right? I know this girl, she's super gorgeous and she's got, for some reason, this super ugly, tractor liking dumb-ass as a boyfriend. I still don't get that. He looks to me like the lamest person ever, but whatever. My heart's beating kinda harder right now.
MyComicStyle 3 months ago
@MyComicStyle Does it really matter if he's ugly? Maybe she doesn't care.
sarahLcthatsme 2 months ago
@sarahLcthatsme Yeah, maybe. But he just seems like a total douche to me.
MyComicStyle 2 months ago
ryan is cute tho :0
MickyAmaziclez 5 months ago
HAHAHA " Ryan is Ugly"!
WolfPirateSkull 5 months ago
Hey this isn't a real parody he is supposed to be a blind quadriplegic with a blood disorder.
startreking2007 5 months ago
@startreking2007 who takes in stray cats off he streets and gives them to needy children :)
joymurphy2010 5 months ago
why was he sitting in front of his laptop without switching on his laptop....................
snak3145 5 months ago
They break some expensive technology on this show! That's a thinkpad! The new ones start at $1,000!
TatyanaW13 6 months ago
anyone else notice the penis at 0:08 ?
BloodySniped 6 months ago 3
@BloodySniped haha now i do lol
HighRollinRasta 5 months ago
DOUCHEBONER LOL
roflcat2424 6 months ago
0:28 Big up Carcetti for mayor, Big up The Wire!!
ZayedAhmed8 6 months ago
Don't stop jumping bi-atch!
SaganNotPagan 6 months ago
Did they realyy break the computer?
anayjuli11 6 months ago
Wow his girlfriend's hot.
WaddleBuff 6 months ago 2
he was deff. jackin off wen he came in
TheJaymcrae 6 months ago
1:12 TROLL FACE
KINGCAE199 6 months ago
@KINGCAE199 You know Jim Carrey is the only human being that can do the troll face.
JoshHartNow 6 months ago
@JoshHartNow good to know
KINGCAE199 6 months ago
@KINGCAE199 It was an awesome SNL skit.
JoshHartNow 6 months ago
30 seconds pause high times center fold hahaha thumbs up if your a bud head!
doeboy253mbc 6 months ago
Lets move that bus screen saver. lmbo toooooooooooooooooooo funny
ydouhateme1 6 months ago
Soooooooooooooooooooooooo funny
ydouhateme1 6 months ago
backwards American flag intentional?
patrickcarney13 6 months ago
The nerd looks like Christopher-Mintz Plasee
bookerc1 6 months ago
haha wow
j03lo0101 6 months ago
My god that looks so different compared to the new facebook..
GrantDances2Live 6 months ago 164