How to Hold It When You Have to Pee and There's No Bathroom

[TheWWEsongs]

are you serious bro!?

[r2beararms19]

If, I leaned forward like it shows I would definetly pee myself. And if I reach a certain point there is nothing that will work. I would have to pee in my pants 😖

[AfroSamuraiTheMaster]

Piss in the trash bin

[JaiChan69]

australian scientists woooo feelin' the love XD

[CamboDevilDog]

this is going to look weird when i'm doing this in class but...ok! whatever you say boss!

[Ep1kLegend]

sexual fantasy?? o.O pedophile-stalkers

[DoomShroom93]

Step 1. Find a toilet

end of story

[pumpkinking108]

step 1 grab a bottle

step 2 pee in it

step 3 when you stop empty the bottle

[BlakeGoodwell]

thumbs up if you searched "hugh jackman pees on stage" after watching

[MsBmx25]

If I'm in school I do but squeezed????

[kunigas123]

Step 1: Masturbate

Step 3: Be happy

[ak333333333333333333]

fake--who keeps their pants on while peeing...

[baboonz35]

Thuumbs up if you have to pee after watching this :)

[jacobakaboo]

thumbs up if u have to pee now

[TheHossyman]

this is fake.

[captainblackjack123]

MY MISSION IS TO WATCH EVERY HOWCAST VIDEO EVER MADE! *looks at video list*

......fu*k

[YumiYagami237]

@captainblackjack123 lol I'm trying that too!

[kevinlovecars]

thumbs up if ur playing minecraft

[MICHELLE78906]

step 1 wear a diaper

step 2 pee

step 3 be happy

step 4 now do it again 5 times lol

[SweetNightmares100]

@MICHELLE78906 I love how you just copied my comment to get like you whore.

XD

[XxWhat0EverxX]

thumbs up if u have too pee but ur just too lazy :P i am..

[BigO392]

thumbs up when he said sexual fantasy you think about sex

[gregapage]

seems like quack medicine to me

[theInfamous3]

"doing buttsqueeuzers will firm your bottom too" hahahahaha oh lord

[ashlynnchica]

wear pull ups and just go pee in the pull up(:

[flyingflapjack567]

i have bladder infections im screwed

[sharunkis]

Or just go outside and pee onto friends car >_>

[brianater19]

That would be weird using the butt squeezes in class 0.0

[knorrm0123]

know i know why clinics in our school don't have restrooms

[101kka]

whip it out...like a boss.....sorry ladies

[nickysticky100]

thinking about it when your a boy gives you a boner and a better chance of you pissing your pants.

[krazynoodle34]

I am 10 so WHY would I think about sex to help me not go to the bathroom? I just get up and GO!

[Hannahwearsshoes]

@JustinBieberGirl169

lols i would at that age, if ya dont like sex dont watch howcast watch justin biber videos

[CPMackenzie]

Step One Pee in a cup. Step Two Ask anyone if they want lemonade.

[purplerose695]

soo since im on my period i can pea on my pad....?

[TheCrasella]

believe do not make me laugh when i have to pee because somtimes i pee in my pants

[peacelover0820]

I need this for my 4 th period class ( my science teacher is strict on going to the bathroom and 1 day I drank 2 bottles of water during lunch and 3rd period! During 4th period I was begging him to let me go to the bathroom he finally said yes when I started doing the potty dance)

[1337wafflezz]

This video made me want to go to the bathroom even more lol :P

[idiotAREstupid]

Wait what? She don't even wear a pant! Why does she afraid to wet her pant?

[gladis518]

sexual fantasy

Butt squeezes

what. The. FUCK.

[ilikepieism]

Rofl

[fightinside1]

step one: stop by the side of the road and pee behind a tree

[MegaLowD]

Q: what if there is no water fountain?

step 1: sit on a bench or a chair with acess to the floor

step 2: open your zip

step 3: drop something under your chair

step 4: dont look under the chair

step 5: pee under the chair, while trying to get what you dropped

step 6:pretend you felt something wet and tell everyone you see

Effects: you might get......sued, rich, the rep. of a lier,etc.

[MegaLowD]

Step 1: go to a water fountain

step 2: stand really close to the water fountain

step 3: get a cup and pee in it

step 4:throw the pee out of the cup and throw it in the garbage

[CaileeMarie3]

hugh jackman hahaha :D i loves him either way

[sheester3]

finally a video that doesn't make me look pathetic :P

[clash92779093]

She has an awesome body !

[123BeautyRush]

i peed in pants today

[EpicZombiePanda]

She looks insane lol

[Tashiihatesyou]

0:27 HAHAHAHAHA

[Susanne566]

CRAP I DON'T HAVE BUTT SQUEEZES

[cakewasalie]

why are scientist researching if thinking about sex makes you want to pee less?

[roflmoqkz1]

lol this video makes me want to pee

[Avonleay]

I'll go to the toilet in a sec, just one more video...or ten.

[SweetNightmares100]

Step 1:Wear A Diaper

Step 2: Pee

Step 3:Be Happy

[TheCrasella]

@SweetNightmares100 LOL

[jonjonwatup]

@SweetNightmares100 Step 4: have rash

[SweetNightmares100]

@jonjonwatup Nice one! XD

[SuperCosmicboy100]

Step 1:ShakeStep 2: Dont stay still Step 3: Hold it in till you dont even have to go

[SweetNightmares100]

How about holding it in when you have to fart or poop?

[MrTh3RaNDoMz]

nice job i followed step 1 and i was more embarresed because i had a boner.

[jordan090499]

im in avrestraunt theres no bathroom oh wait i will get on floor and do butt squeses

[MichiLiebe]

I've been doing these tips and all, actually it makes you horny when you hold it in. And since I'm a girl, you can control your muscles and prevent wetting yourself.

I'm writing all this and I need to pee! I just don't want to get up when I'm surfing through youtube! lol

[andreaxxfarrellyxoxo]

Hahaha this was hilarious LoL

[TheChosenBlox]

just ignore the health concerns...

[RandomUploader12345]

Butt squeezes?

Really...

XD

[Tropical8D]

haha lol

[MsCuteBuzz]

thumbs up if there is a toilet but you just dont wanna get up

[Alexhrd]

people always underestimate the power of a bush...

[2thextreme805]

I have a bladder infection :( its anoying got to go like every 30 minutes

[minkoize]

@2thextreme805 :( is there a medicine for it or something?

[2thextreme805]

I have a bladder infection

[100computerkid]

1st dont think about sex youl get a boner and need to pee more!!!!

2nd dont butt squeez ill make your ass hard!!!

[venturagear]

Isn't tha Cheryl Burke from Dancing With The Stars? I heard she peed on Hugh Jackman's lawn once.

[DancingMoonShine]

isn't it bad to hold it?

[kittycat42300]

@DancingMoonShine if u have bladder infection but i know thats wht i thought

[draccara8]

finally!! something useful!!!

[NinjaFlyingAttack]

Step 1: find a coffee cup Step 2: Pee in the coffee cup Step 3: give it to your co worker

[wrestlerstudmuffin]

@duarockgirl yes realy good at holding it. trained my bladder to hold a lot and stay relaxed by drinking water last thing before bed. worked my way up to drinking 2 quarts last thing before bed and i sleep the night very well without waking up. piss like a horse when i get up in the morning. i played my football games with full bladder. and been in many fights with it realy full. lot of wrestling matches with full bladder too.

[yizo247]

Shes in an office....

[wrestlerstudmuffin]

@duarockgirl how long ago was it?? decades?? im sophomore premed univ of iowa . can drink 2 liter bottle of pop then hold it through two movies.

[Fireblast0626]

step 1:if your job is a pro swimmer just pee naturally :D (i feel good)

[Newmario12]

PEOPLE HUGH JACKMAN IS THE GUY WHO PLAYS WOLVERINE OFF OF XMEN (i think)



[JeanMachine17]

WHO THE HELL IS HUGH JACKMAN?

[wrestlerstudmuffin]

@duarockgirl awesome you got better at holding it. doing well on the tests??

[octoron85]

Too late........

[RaVaanMeraNaam]

WHO IS HUGH JACKMAN? BTW

[wrestlerstudmuffin]

@duarockgirl is this high school or college where you have 3 hour exams? cool you got used to holding it for exams. any of the others struggle to hold it in exams?? lot of squirming?

[Kern1996]

Step 1: Have a wank.

[AguynamedDon]

Im not female.

[wrestlerstudmuffin]

@duarockgirl why are the exams 4 hours there? even college final exams are not that long. you in college??? usually the top of my bladder is full up to my belly button when i finish up the exams here.

[LexipooLuvsChu]

also if you think about sex it closes the urine tube. "cum" comes from the urethra, the same place urine does. they dont ever cross, so the tube will close because it is preparing for ejaculation.

[wrestlerstudmuffin]

@duarockgirl why you have a problem holding it during exams? lot of mt dew before exams? or trouble holding it? i drink 2 of the 24 oz bottles of mt dew before exams for the caffeine boost so i can focus better and i hold it just fine. try sleeping with full bladder. i do. gets bladder used to being real full so it stays relaxed when full in stead of tensing up. you have trouble holding it other times or just for exams??

[GoombaAssasin]

Only on the how cast.

[WEREWOLFGIRL31]

ok ya i was in the middle of P.E. and i remembered this so is started doing these really weird stretches trying to squeeze my butt. My boyfriend couldn't figure out what i was doing but he kept asking me. i told him: stretches. he didnt believe me so finally he was pissed and walked away. i later told him and all he did was laugh.

[japanesecherrybloss1]

UTI

[WildBuck007]

Cork, close pin =P

[jokerofthedevil]

ummm.....how do i have "sexual fantasies"? I dont know what sex looks like

[superpoop899]

One time, my classmate peed herself because she has a bathroom emergency and the teacher still wouldn't let her go.

[amandakline81]

If you gotta go,you gotta go to the bathroom. People really have to pee!!!!

[amandakline81]

Here's really how:step 1:put your hands on your pp. Step 2:think about your fav show. Step 3:go under a bed

[MysticalxxWolf]

Step 1 : Pee in the corner

Step 2: If you can't do that then get the fuck out of the office/class and go to the bathroom and not give a fuck if your not allowed to.

Step 3 : If in a public area-say a street pee behind a bush or tree or find the nearest bathroom.

Did you know? : Circles are round.

[90abcde6]

so r u saying that i need to exersise my butt in the middle of the street?

[KingTimK2]

Did she pee with her pants up?

[pieceofmei]

yay i good video

[JeffersonDinedAlone]

Don't hold it. Any floor will do.

[jvmenzi]

Thumbs up if you went to see who hugh jackman was

[19893282]

shut up and enjoy the video

[Darkray39]

thumbs up if you holding your pee right now....

[mojosowl]

@Darkray39 thats the whole reason i'm watching this :3

[AntiCyberbully1]

@Darkray39- omg! i actually AM! Just realixed it! :)

[ACxaY]

@Darkray39 ROFLMAO...hahahahaahahhahah

[hollybrailean]

if you get a boner it's your own falt 

[mitsig4n]

ok, how to hold my farts?

[ThatGuyAcrosss]

But what if I get a boner and then I will need to fap.

[hannah72197]

Well I hope he accidentally peed on stage.. It would just be weird if he wanted to pee during a performance.

[Metayounis]

really?

[MrUlug89]

if YOU don"t WANNA PEE! MASTURBATE

[alanhobbes1]

why would you need to firm ur butt?

[Jasestuff123]

Why don't you just use a adult diaper?

[lbpfan411]

im 10,y did i watch this im too young to think about sex

[obliviouspoo]

does this work when youre drunk?

[69hussi]

i wanna go bathroom just from watching this lol

[Magnaillusion]

I lost my innocence because of this video D:

[XiaoXiong96]

And shouldnt Step 5 be Step 1???

[XiaoXiong96]

Yes, because I can get a yoga mat and do ass squeezes in the middle of English class.

[t32fresh]

so what your saying is for a guy in this case u think about sex what if u pop a bonner in the middle of class now u have a bigger problem....

[CutieGirl613]

Step 1: Pee outside!

[eyikoluvsandy]

Sexual fantasies is a sure fire way to have an "accident" for people like me. My bladder presses against the G-spot when it's full, so thinking about sex will only make it worse!!!!

[gunscarsandgames]

So they want me to get a boner?

[sevrdx]

this is why everybody should wear diapers

[TheNightsMoon]

I got to use the bathroom soooo bad D:

I know, I'll do butt squeeses!!

*everyone in the room turns and looks at me funny*

I'm getting fired aren't I?

Fuck Howcast.

[CupcakePupcake]

how can there be no bathroom at work?

[SherryProducations]

0:49 lets all do it in the school and in the middle of the streets

[xxxBakeneckoxxx]

How to get a bladder infection.

[TheBreakingEarth]

step:1 Get a Daiper

[YMV15ROX]

where she lives?

[Saliboku]

LOL omg hugejackman

[beckham7england4ever]

just wear diapers and you'll be okay! your steps are weird!!!!

[AfroSamuraiTheMaster]

Piss in the trash bin

[VuileTeef]

Step 1: think about sex

Step 2: get fired, thrown out of class or dumbed because of your erection in public

Step 3: cry and pee at the same time

[RexViatores]

Hahaha it's alot easier if your a guy.

[TinyHeart18]

howcast has everything.lol

[MrPipeBomb11]

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[PERFECTSALAH]

1. Pause the video

2. Press 5

3. Unzip your pants and shake it :P

[PandaSecret124]

heheehhe...

[SubZeroBelow]

it's logical, do u hav any idea how hard it is to pee with a boner? go ahead, I'll wait..

[wrestlerstudmuffin]

@SubZeroBelow yes is hard to pee with boner, is good way to hold it when u drank a lot and cant go.

[CatsAttack73]

I can hold it all day

[wrestlerstudmuffin]

@CatsAttack73 i can hold it all day too. i go without pissing at school then lift weights after school still holding it.

[Coolkid2471]

I was just watching lil wayne, how the fuck did i get to this video?

[Xld2s59]

44 people pissed their pants during a test

[misterq0604]

At 1:02 "researchers found that this prevented leakage in 73% of women" o_O. Biologists actually conducted such experiment?

[MrSimson0606]

Men only think one time about sex a day but then 24 hours a day

[megapichu123]

think about sex?

i always do that

[TheSeanrulz]

im 9 i need to pee its 1 in the morning and its 9\11 and its dark!! im scared!

[megapichu123]

@TheSeanrulz pussy

[TheSeanrulz]

@megapichu123 dick...

[megapichu123]

@TheSeanrulz if u gotta go get ur fatass up and go piss just sayin

[TheSeanrulz]

@megapichu123 ...

[megapichu123]

@TheSeanrulz :)

[TheSeanrulz]

@megapichu123 vvvvvvvaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggg­gggiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnna­aaaaaaaaa...

[megapichu123]

@TheSeanrulz tastes good

[bestfrproduction1]

why am i watching this...

[SirBumRush]

IN THE BATHROOM

[MrMattIntel]

I have to piss real bad and the fun fact made me piss my pants.. Thank you howcast I just wet the bed.

[Hadra568]

I'll have to make good use of this one this week lol.

[MrsRollercoastergirl]

What if you dont have a butt?

[ccabrera221]

Just piss on a fellow co-worker