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  • Definitely Eric, La Fayette and Pam. Come on, Pam's hilarious.

  • Eric is my favorite too!!!!!!

  • I like Godrick,he is Eric's making and he is hot as Fword XD

  • review the vampire diaries  vs twilight plz

  • I knew Eric Northman was a badass when I first saw him dancing and getting in a gasoline fight with Ben Stiller in Zoolander =)

  • I tried watching an episode of this because my girlfriend liked it but to me it was just soft core porn with a vampire named...Bill. I pass on this.

  • The show started going downhill after season 2. 3 was ok but 4 was just awful. Hopefully Alan Ball steps it up for season 5.

  • this is my favorite show !

  • I just cant get past the soap opera stuff that ive seen on it but I guess il have ti check it out now.

  • review chuck!!!!

  • I AIN"T TOUCHIN' DICKS...

    

  • I noticed something that many people probably already noticed (well geeky people anyway), I loved Anna Paquin portrail of Rogue in the X-Men movies but I always thought there was something missing and then it hit me while watching True Blood, movies Rogue doesn't have the southern accent of the comics Rogue, which A.P. has in True Blood. Now these two portrails keep twisting in my head while watching both the series and the movies, it's very confusing.

  • Is Bill's stamina not up to snuff?

  • Does anybody know a good site where I can watch this? I'm trying to catch up, I've watched all of the first two seasons but now the three sites I go to (that all usually have at least some useful links) are all too slow or the video has been taken down (damn online piracy stuff, they aren't taking stuff down but they are scarring a bunch of sites into) so I can't watch any more episodes. Please help, any assistance would be appreciated.

  • Watch Vampire Diaries. First few (like 5) episodes are a little slow but after that it starts speeding up more and more & showing more of it's lore. But fact is it's well written, the vampires are not pussies, Damon is awesome, it gets more and more fast paced & it's consistently interesting (unlike True Blood which has a lot of boring stuff in every episode next to somewhat more interesting stuff) with interesting characters. Yes it does have some romantic plots & such but mostly it's awesome.

  • Eric was my favorite vampire on True Blood.....until Russell Edgington came along. The King of Mississippi lives...

  • This is the first video by you I've seen, and you just earned yourself a new subscriber

  • Godric is the best vampire EVER. Killed of way to early.

  • it sucks. vampire stories in this era are bullshit, blade=brainless action shit, true blood=stupid shit, twilight=need i need say more? vampires are now a mainstream joke

  • supernatural dude....you will love it.....honestly

  • Jessica hands down

  • True Blood is a LOT like Twilight if you think about it. It main difference is that HBO made it, so it has boobs, swearing, and is actually pretty good. I dislike southern accents though, seriously they just bother me, I don't know what it is but whenever I hear a southern accent I just think the person is stupid. And there's also Sookie acting like a stupid bitch all the time. But all that aside it is still a good show. I also wish they hadn't killed Sookie's grandma, she WAS my favorite.

  • I love Eric Northman. He is a sex god.

  • My fav is Jessica :)

  • @ActionHorrorWARGod True Blood is a pile of wank!!!

  • eric ftw

  • I wanted to like it, but the characters are just... too stupid. sookie does so many annoying things. I very much enjoyed the lore stuff and the menade-storyarch, but the characters, especially the main characters were too annoying to keep up with the series. I liked Godric a lot - the concept of this character, but when finally seeing how the very old vampires are written - i cannot believe that many of them are so painfully stupid.

  • @GabdeVue I totally agree. The characters are painfully stupid, especially some of the old vampires.

  • vampire daries !!!!!!!!

  • heroes !!

  • you should review vampire diaries.. its not as gay as twilight (granted there are a lot of cheesey love subplots in there) but the storyline is cool, the vampires aren't fuzzy, more traditional to vampire folklore.. and damon (the best character on the show) is a dick... sarcastic ass, and pretty violent... its on netflix too so you can watch the first two seasons instantly... for a basic cable show there is a good amount of sex and violence

  • My favorite characters are Eric and Lafayette. <3

  • right when he asked us who our favorite charcter is, I scrolled down to type eric northman, then he said it and i was like dammit jeremy! beat me to it ya quick son of a bitch......

  • I love it, Bcoz the chicks, and Blood :P haha It's just really a guy show !! yet my sister watch it LOL XD

  • Godrick, why did they have to kill Godrick.....he was so bad-ass :'(

  • it's a tie between sookie and eric northman

    

  • ERIC...HE is soooooooo hott!!! and Lafayette.. I Love him... oh and Tara, she's cool.

  • ERIC NORTHMAN **drools**

  • Eric all the way!!!!!!!

  • Favorite vampire: Eric Northman, fuck Bill, oh wait, Sookie already did

    Favorite human: Lafayette, dude is straight up flaming but cool

  • my favorite character is Godrick,he's Eric's maker

  • ERIC!

  • i like the show but there is way too much sex

  • that was the best bill impression i've heard so far xD

  • eric- is blood in my hair!

  • ERIC

  • I heard this is based on a book series. I looked it up and the series look kind of interesting.

  • eric is beast i also like laphiete i just wanna be his friend!But i aint touching dicks!

  • Eric is my favorite too :D

    

  • ERIK ALL THE WAY :D HE WILL KILL BILL ONE DAY!!!

  • godreck

  • heyy Jerrrr...please review THE VAMPIRE DIARIES bro !! :)

  • He threw Lady Gaga over a balcony? Sweet.

  • 1. Eric: Total badass. Suck as a boyfriend, BUT MAN THAT GUY KNOWS HOW TO LAY PIPE.

    2. Jason: I like that he seemed real to me, stupid, irrational.

    3. Tara: Okay - i love how she's human as well - she's got a fucked up past, she ends up in a few shitty relationships and has a thing for a guy who doesn't know about her but doesn't linger on it - and it doesn't work out.

    True blood's pretty good - just could have left out the fairy bullshit. also - sookie's name pisses me off. it's gross.

  • 1)Eric for his not afraid to be a bad-ass-ness, like yes he can be sweet, but hes not devoted to impressing you..

    2)Pam is like flawless as the soul-less blodsucker type vampire who we all need to know after twilight!, but shes smart, loyal, and pretty freakin funny wither her one liners

    3)My number three has gotta go to jason...hes really not smart or rational, but hes genuinely sweet and he tries to to the best he can while being like the only actual human on the show

  • I loved the 1st season, 2nd was kinda eh, 3rd was better, then I watched 4th and I hate the show now... Is there like 5th season? If there is, is it any good? :D

  • Eric Northman :)

  • Fry vampires. Fry!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Detective Belfleur is awesome and so is Sam Merlotte

    Russel was pretty bad ass in series 3 too

  • Two of the "villains" in this series are PURE evil and I like it

  • My fav WAS Lafayette until Eric kidnapped him & made him all whipped. He lost his 'pizazz' after that & has gotten tamer ever since. My favorite's now are Eric Northman, of course, & Jessica Hamby. Jason is hilarious too. True Blood is the SHIT!

  • I'm 13 and me and my friend and her 11 year old brother watches it and we all love it! I'm a huge fan of tb (except for season 4)

  • Great review! Wondering if you'd ever do a review of another HBO series called "Boardwalk Empire"?

  • True Blood is based on a book series; Southern Vampire Mysteries. Good stories, you should check'em out.

  • Alcide. Only reading the books.

  • Great reference to the Bruno review.

  • Eric!!

  • SOOKEH! SOOKIE! Eric Bill Everybody!

  • Thirst FTW.

  • You know Jeremy , you're really fucking good at impressions.

  • @XxgamerdavexX Best impressions are in his the fighter review

  • My favorite character is Pam...Pam don't give a shit about nobody but Eric. LOL

  • Oh god, either Lafayette, Sookie or Queen Sophie Anne. Can't decide XP

  • oh course lafayette and don't forget the actor who plays eric played in generation kill which if you haven't i recommend reviewing atleast watch it. :P

  • LMAO! I officially love you dude xD Lafayette's my hookah!

  • I think Im the only one who wants Jeremy to do a Vampire DIares review, or atleast their latest season.

  • I would bang Eric Northman ANYTIME. ANYWHERE....

    Jeremy Jahns. U. R. MY. FAVORITE. MAN. ON. YOU. TUBE!!!!!!!

    It's hard to make my brother laugh at things and he just can't stop laughing or talking about your vidoes!

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWE­EEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Give me Eric baby!

    Finally Sookie and Eric get it on in the woods(season 4), but hello!! Alcide's back and hotter than ever!!!,.. and hold the phone, Tara get's shot in the head to save Sookie! WTF how cloud you Alan Ball!!!!

    Can't wait to see what happens for season 5! =}

  • always wanted to watch this! :)

  • I love Bill Compton!

  • "Nigga tell the world im COMPTON, COMPTON. NIGGA IM COMPTON. BIG ASS CONDOM MUTHA FUCK YA PROBLEMS" -Kendrick lamar Lololololololololol

  • Eric Northman all the way :)

  • I am subscribing. Why? You just depicted the best characters on the show: Lafayette and Eric Northman. The way you stood up for yourself for loving them was hilarious. These videos are gold.

    But I've gotta go with Lafayette as the ultimate awesomesauce character.

  • I love Twilight and True Blood. And yes i agree Lafayette and Eric are AWESOME

  • Eric and Lafayette

    

  • your voice makes me want to stab myself to death...

  • Eric and Lafayette are my favourite characters! You should check out the books, too; they're so awesome!

  • How can it be anyone else than Eric?

  • There was a twilight ad before the actual video. Well played youtube. Well played.

  • The series reminds me a lot of World of Darkness

  • Pam !!!!!!!

  • @ollugirlz Pam is so funny

  • you should watch vampire diaries

  • Ohh the faggots

  • Psh, Eric and Sam. The show also made me read the books, and Eric is even more awesome in the books, but they portray him perfectly in the show. Sam is just sweet and saves the day a lot. But Pam has the best lines in the show. Pam=Greatest lesbian vampire ever created.

  • jason stackhouse

  • You should review Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Angel.

  • holy shat, you posted this on my birthday!!!!

  • i love pam! she's so fuckin badass~

    "i'm going to shove my fist up your a** and use it as a handwarmer"

  • @JeremyJahns my favorite character is well they're some role characters i <3 Godric & Blackburn, but i also like Lafayette, Sookie, Tara, Jason, Jessica, Tommy, Sam, Alcide, Queen Sophie-Anne, Claudine, & Terry :D yep those r all of my favorite characters.

    My least would have 2 b Nan Flanagan bc she killed off 2 of my favorite characters Godric & Blackburn im soooooooo glad she is dead lol :D.

  • But I ain't touchin dicks

  • lafayette ftw!!! absolutely my favorite character on the show. you rock, jeremy.

  • ERICCCCCCCC

  • mine is ether eric northman and jason stackhouse

  • I rather watch Kindred the Embraced.

  • Oh and I despise Jason! You do not break the bro code! If ya do you better run. Now if it's a girl that there just for sex, no problem. But not the one's we loved..off limits!

  • I request you do a review kindly that you review Spartacus on Starz. Noe that's a bad ass show!

  • True blood is like my version of heroin. And me and you on the same page, we ain't gay, but Lafayette is one of the best characters on the show. He's hilarious! My favorite character is Jessica..male fav. I dunno between Eric and Bill..

  • eric, andy and jessica

  • I LOVE True Blood! Because it focuses on the lives of the characters. And I LOVE how all the Super Natural beings seem so REAL and have a Family History, Past etc. I LOVE Every Season and I Like The Majority of The Characters throughout ALL the Seasons.

  • Eric! Oh yeah!

  • i love Eric and Bill. xD and Jessica.

  • I should've stopped watching this show after season 2. the whole premise has changed and it hasn't even evolved into something better. Now, EVERYONE has something special about them. no opposing forces such as law enforcement exist and it went from vampires and humans co-existing, to a show about every friggin' mythical character there was! and the romance? you might as well watch "twilight" another atrocity. I'm not even going to bother with season 4... hate it when that happens!

  • I just can't imagine how many clips it took to put together this video.

    Almost after every 1-3 words it shows a diffirent clip. I don't know if he thinks that its just cool or he can't remember his lines too well.

  • yep !! eric northman's the man !!

  • I love Eric Northman too!!

    Yay! You have no idea how ecstatic I was when I first saw True Blood. It was pure epicness.

  • i actually don't care for any of the vampires in True Blood....at all, my favorite characters are Jason Stackhouse and LaFayette

  • Honestly, I hate to sound like those book purists or like an annoying hipster, but the books are SOOOOOO much better and the show is nothing like the book. It's actually, in comparison, like apples and snowballs. Sure both are roundish and can be thrown at people you hate, but that's about all they have in common.

  • id probably have to say tara shes such a ridiculous smartass lol

  • id probably have to say tara shes such a ridiculous smartass lol

  • Eric Northman....of course. The most badass moment of his this past season? Turning that dude's heart into a Capri Sun......I actually giggled like a little girl with her first cookie while going.."Awwwwwesooooome!!!!!!"

  • ERIC!!!!!!!! And Jessica!!!

  • Love Eric!

  • As Lafayette would say, "You iis awesome jeremy, bitch" :)

  • åöä åöä

  • Alexander Skarsgård is the hottest in the entire true blood cast! :-)

  • Jason is best.

  • Jessica is totaly cool especially now in seasson 3

  • Pam! I love her in the books and in the series. And Eric, he is such a hunk-rrrrr :) (Sookie sucks in the series)

  • Definitely Gordric. I cried when he died :’(

  • GO WATCH FRIGHT NIGHT A REAL VAMPIRE MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!

  • Jeremy, no! True Blood is such a terrible show, I can't believe you like it.

    But to each his own, I guess.

  • Eris is amazinggg!

  • don't have a favorite yet, I'm watching the first episode rigth now

  • Alcide Herveax Sir although I like Jessica cuz she's hot as fuck and The Merlotte brothers are cool too

  • i looove true blood... i loved every season of it! never had the patience to read the books but the show is mind fuckingly awesome :) Eric is just marvellous n my fav, i just want him n sookie to hook up...

  • !!!FAVORITE SHOW!!!

    Favorite Main Character: Jason

    Favorite Vampire Character: Jessica

    Favorite Character for the Team Bill or Team Eric Bullshit That Is All Over the Internet (Mostly Youtube and Facebook): Don't got one, because that shit's lame. :)

  • Watch the uncensored dvd versions, the have all the cuss words (fuck,shit,cunt,motherfucker,e­tc) and full on naked boobs! BOOBS!!!

  • Lafayette and jason :)

  • ok ok lmao I was worried when this started but now im just LMAO! Love Trueblood! nice review!!!

  • Eric is my fave vamp he is the ULTRA EPIC VAMPIRE!

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  • @JeremyJahns I can't believe u like true blood, it a bunch of random SHIT!

  • Lafayette hands down. The fact that he is a hardcore drugdealing gangster and a raging homosexual at the same time is genius!

  • Dude... Just... Eric Northman all the way man... Badass much...

    I've read all of the books that are out and I love them... Really good murder mysteries... But the whole mystery part starts to become pretty basic and predictable after like 5 books in... Still some good shit :)

  • Eric

  • Pam, Eric, Sookie and Laf ;)

  • True blood isn't all about vampires, it's about vampires, shapeshifter, werewolves, werepanthers, fairies, maenads and so on lol

  • ERIC NORTHMAN :D

  • Jessica hamby favourite hands down :) sexy deborah woll

  • Godric nuff said

  • hey can you review buffy not the movie but the show

  • Bill Compton and Eric ..both are good in their own ways.

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  • eric...!!!

  • Eric handdown n pam

  • Bromosexual haha ...good one

  • definately eric northman! hes my favourite in the show and in the book:)

  • havnt seen it but going to asap

  • I have to say, above all the peoples' reviews I have watched, your opinions on films have matched all of mine spot on. Pretty much on all the films, or tv series you've reviewed.

  • vampires shouldnt sparkle

  • but im not touching dicks

  • true blood  Awesome

    Twilight = High School Musical with vampires

  • Pam is my favorite.

    " One thing to fuck with me, that doesn't make angry, that's just makes me laugh....but to fuck with my maker?"

    " I will eat, fuck, and kill all three of you"

  • Jeremy and co.

    I watched this review as a vampire lover who HATES twilight's fucking guts!

    And I'm already in season 4!

    THANK YOU JEREMY!

  • i love true blood :) beter then twilight by fair

  • @ryos16,

    This show fucks the shit out of that pussy bitch Twiligh trash.

  • I just got through watching the first season on DVD and I must say, the show was pretty good! I couldn't stop watching it, and am anxious to see the second and third seasons when they come into the library. The acting is awesome, and the story line really kicks ass too!

  • I was on go daddy thinking it was your website, therfor i enjoyd it, then i realized it wasnt your website, so i found it lame, placebo?

  • I really want to see this but i fiqured out its only on HBO is there any site i can watch all episodes on?