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  • There are over 700 plants in the rain forest that causes cancer!!

    Plow it down!!!

  • Blossom lollapalooza 2003!!!!! (Cleveland) man great ass show!

  • Pave the rainforest :)

  • Can I sign up on-line?

    Pave it!!!

  • Brilliant exposure of human psychology. So, the only way to protect any natural resource is to stay away from it, leave it, don't try to manage it, don't pretend Man is saving it, it can save itself - it has been on the planet for a long time.We are just playing about and excusing ourselves for over-populating and -consuming, because we learnt to use resources to save ourselves first. So it will always be. Sad, isn't it.

  • u idiots read the info abt the video on the right...morons...its pretty funny though, damn those posers that signed

  • haahhahaha this is great!

  • Ah i see now what's going on, this womans very smart, i bet it's just her that's doing this.

    this is her making the statement that people who run the rainforest to the ground are idiots, hehe, i actually thought she was being serious.

  • The number of trees cut down isn't all that matters, but which trees are cut down also matters. There is a process called fragmentation, in which a highway or something like that cuts a habitat into small chunks and prevents migrations between the chunks. When this happens, both portions are more likely to become extinct because of limited genetic diversity in the populations. This is basic ecology, but too many people don't take the time to learn about it, and it will come back to haunt us.

  • shiiit hahaha

  • Oxygen from the ocean? ...I don't think so man.

  • yeah, and you got the signatures.

    Lets cut everything, like in the countries. So everybody will have the same amount of money, maybe after we could eat those green dollar bills in the future.

    fuck all, fuck the world, lets finish with this species that did not know how to live in accordance with the available resources. Lets give a chance for another species, the donkeys! they seem to be smarters....

  • Nobody laughs during an Ice Age

  • she sounds like shes stoned...

    omly high people would sign

    stupid

  • What a stupid fukin bit unreal. And like have some rsorts down there and enjoy it like eh. starbucks ya ok.Get a life

  • Ha ha...so funny....who said American's had no sense of humour. Most people think of Americans as rather dull and only able to laugh at movie's like Porky's and such......i know I do...but some of them come up with some funny stuff. Well done.

    I will be first to use that Star bucks!!

  • dumb fuckin bitch, ur fuckin sick for joking about that!

  • and i bet you wonder why you get discriminated against for being black...

  • so if it offends ANYONE it should not be joked about?

    you thick fucking bitch... i hope you die in a fire!

  • please see my anti-war video.

    type in thinkasur

  • like ohhmygawdddddd ,,,will you hold my beer ..LOL

  • Thats pretty funny- and for lair89- You know what the cure for AIDS is? A BRAIN! Seriously- all you need to do is not have sex if you have it, or with anyone who does have it and there- it won't be spread anymore.

    As for cancer, how do you even know there is a cure? And if there is we can simulate it most likely (eventually)

    point is- hand me that petition

  • Wicked Funny

  • Stupid girl.

  • HAHA!!!

  • Mind blowing!

  • LOL ..."yeah, well those trees will be gone..." lovin it.

  • they guys just wanted to do her. the girl probably signed "youre dumbass" or something lol.

  • if oyu didn't read the new study, plants release 20% of all green house gases, to stop global warming, we could kill all the trees. but i think this is a phenominal idea

  • plants also release nearly ALL of the earths oxygen. So whats the point of stoping global warming if we are all dead?

  • that is where you are WRONG!! we get 80% of our oxygen from the see and algae, thank you very much

  • Hahahahahaha! Rotflmfao!

  • just proof that most of the people who sign petitions are really, really fucking stupid :p

  • joke

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    you

  • lol

    

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=g8fQfIPJu8k

    Emily (paytotheorderofofof2) and the Winekone (Tony) are showing some moves (if you know what iam saying) Well, what can I say more, just watch the video and enjoy!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=g8fQfIPJu8k

  • fuggin dumb ass people man...straight ignorant.

  • Rayne forests are dum.

  • pave the rainforest.

    Go concrete!

    yeeeeaahhh...

    Welcome to Tasmania.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=5EKXe6ib0t0

  • LEAVE THE RAIN FORESTS ALONE! Every one knows that if U build a highway somewhere it's get built up! So you'll ruin the forest. and about the Starbucks and Mcdonold bit....I don't think the people even have enough money to pay for good food let alone that! IF I COULD BE OUT THERE PROTESTING RIGHT NOW I WOULD!!!>_<

    ~Darkness Neko

  • Don't worry. Inbred mistakes like VVT4ME come from a part of the country where the DNA comes from a single branch and there are no dental records. They are pissy now because their boys in Washington DC are crashing and burning in a spectacular manner. Enjoy the horror.

  • Huh? R U saying their not doing it? Yey! ^_^

    ~Darkness Neko

  • I wish you would.  Then we could all laugh at how retarded you are!

  • I'd so buy that shirt.

  • Chico Mendes just rolled over in his grave.

  • well i guess thats pretty funny if its meant to b funny?? :S

  • Uh oh.....somebody got dumped by their spouse for screwing a dark guy! Teeeheeeee.

    Sieg Heil, fuckwit.

  • Hilarious! How did she do that with a straight face? Also, is she really that nasal, or is part of the role?

  • lol good video

  • I dont hate minorties and gays...but thats the hate speech that libs like you spout every day. Very tolerant of you. And where did racism come into the discusion? Pseudo-intellectual, self-important sodomites like yourselfs will ultimately destroy this country, and when civilization frinally crumbles, im going to make a necklace of you and your friends earlobes.

  • Typical lying rightwing horseshit.

    National Socialism was characterized by beligerent nationalism, chauvinism, hatred of minorities and gays, hatred of intellectuals, racism and antisemitism and worshi9p of the military. Sound familar? It should. Its what pus-filled ass boils like you for when you elect people like Bush.

  • Enjoy hating life and having no power. Your leaders have insured that you will never reach prominence. Everyone that has a job, a nice home and a car and a family know you are worthless baby-killing, dog fucking, terrorist apeasing, man hating, animals. We laugh at your protests. We shower. We have the money. Go grow some pot and paint a mural, retard.

  • Crazy nazi.

  • Really, I hate to ask, but is there some super-secret significance in the spelling of the word 'worshi9p'?

    I do not want to become involved in your spirited, mutually-respectful, fact-filled, jolly-happy-funtime-bearbear debate... But, why a '9'...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=ar3NnYX03yQ

    This is just a shameless promotion for the video linked above.

    Whatever you do, don't watch it! But if you do break down and watch it, then don't stay for the twist in the middle!!

    You have been warned!!

  • This video is hilarious. Just shows how stupid people are, and easily led they are. "liberal thought balloon", "rightwing nazi sociopaths", "leftwing emasculated socialist horde".. LOL you people should take up arms and fight eachother. Maybe America will reclaim the center one day. :)

  • to everyone who is like "omfg this video is stupid, rawr, let me post my meaningless comments here now and stop this shit!", i say, grow up and stop being stupid. to everyone else, this was pretty funny. I bet the people only signed it to get away from her XD

  • Business meeting gone wrong !!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=uUet08yAJOg

    Don't forget to share it LOL

  • WoW! this lady is dumb.. thats it pure and simple.. makes me laugh tho..

  • haha

    if there was really sum1 like that

    i would shoot them

  • This video is getting way more attention then it deserves. "Prank" or not, Jacquelyn here needs to redo elementary and this needs to be taken off the front page.

  • Possibly one of the best videos on youtube. 

  • I agree

  • hahahaha genius. clever backstory and stuff too.

  • OMG, please tell me honestly how many people Jacquelyn had to chat up before she got these douchebags to sign her petition. Please tell me it was a high number...

  • humourous!

  • Click on my name and view my videos! They are all homemade and feel free to give them low ratings and hate on them!

  • weak

  • lol i dont know how she could do that with a straight face

  • tree's help people to live!!

  • what the hell was her problem?

  • where do i sign?

  • haha thats funny!

  • that's AWEFUL! and that guy was totally just into her. "yeah, yeah. i get what you mean. soo... uh, if i sign can i get your, uh, number or something?"

  • I say pave it!!!

    Not really, but the reactions of the people were funny

  • hahahaha

  • Wanna see some hilarious video editing?? Check out the World Champion face his Mortal Enemy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=IRKr7Xu4sk4

  • there actually signing it.

  • ahahahhahahhhahah what a retard

  • These are the most hideous creatures from the rain forest and now they think that they created Starbucks????How do we know that these ain't the indigenous people themselves??It's probably the Starbucks that caused these monkeys to evolve into regular looking humans so rapidly...

  • awesome! I wanna sign the petition!

  • the freak is this? -.- and whose the girl? IT NOT BOUT THE PEOPLE OK stop xD its stuipd..this betta be a joke

  • search pocdragon if you wanna see sonthing awsome

  • haha is this a joke

    her voice is killing me

  • who would want a road in the rainforest thoose poor monkeys are gonna get hit by a car

  • oh. my. god.

  • What man who worth his mettle, can resist such a charming sales pitch?

    Sure, where can I sign sweetheart....?

  • rabbitjr (5 hours ago)

    I think you need to get a life. It's a joke. Moron.

    yeah i need to get a life. at least im not as ignorant as you are. i would sooner slit my own throat than be as stupid as you. okay im done here. this video has been overdiscussed and definitely enough time has been wasted on my part.

  • will you hold my beer?

  • i would sign

  • WOW. "Will you hold my beer?" Geeze! LOL.. Whoever you are, you are brave.

  • SWEET!!! DEFINATLY ABOUT THE PEOPLE

  • that is so stupid lol

  • I love it. It's amazing how people start out seemingly angry at this and then end up signing the petition anyway. Just goes to show you how screwed up these kids' heads are nowadays. Just do whatever you're told to do and everything will ne just fine. Duh.

  • you people make me sick.

    haha .. it was a joke. a very unamusing one. if we really do cut down all the trees, would it then be a laughing matter? morons.

  • I think you need to get a life. It's a joke. Moron.

  • "thats what its about... you know. the people."

  • lol haha people are having a hard time telling her off... maybe they feel bad?

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  • ever heard of shutting the hell up?

  • nice song

    ...but check out this UNDERGROUND MOVIE!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=IjXAZamcqPQ

  • HAHA! You peeps should chill out... ever heard of sarcasim?

  • um...kinda entertaining i guess...

  • That was the very same way we elect our leaders.

  • haven't you heard? there is no heaven. its all a lie. just like the moon landing or the holocaust

  • Or smart voter or democracy. I totally agree!.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=-maTILr1dQ4

  • 'Avon''s been doin' it fer years!!!

    Headin' up the rivers, the tributaries, the backwaters...

    All to, ya know, like, sell those good little Knuckleheaded Nudies some lipstick!

    A nice, wide, paved road would make it so much easier

    for Fed-Ex and UPS to make thier way on their appointed rounds...!

    The jungle needs this, and, though they won't tell you this themselves...

    The Natives Will Thank Us For It

  • No the 'natives' will NOT thank US for it... They will thank YOU for it. Idiot. But, see, they won't really be thanking YOU for it because they're busy eating some bugs or stuff...

  • Nooo... C'mon people! Think! It's just, like, roads, 'n' stuff...

    Those natives will thank us all, yu know...?

    If we expose 'em to Starbucks' cd's of the month!?!?!?

    Just think about about it! And it's not like, just, ya know,

    McCydees an' Starbucks...

    'Avon''s been doin' it fer years!!!

  • You're a complete idiot! Shut The F**K Up! Die Moron!

  • fuck you! What, I prithee, is wrong with spiders? There's at least one less than three feet from you now. What's more important, spiders, or air?

  • Listen Mit, and in ALL honesty, I am attempting to be gentle here... But does The word 'FUCK' demonstrate 'TONE IN TEXT' Hummm...?

    Let's all play nice, or no popsicles afer nap-time.

    (((And ifith thou wouldst use such words as 'prithee', shouldest thou not have said 'FUCKETH THOU?')))

    I'm just sayin'...

  • Nay, better it be to say fucketh thee. Ne'er have I seen such writing before. I hath been all over, and thou art the first to write the word "ifith." I did so believe it to be common knowledge that "eth" is added to only verbs, yet yae, I may be-eth the only one.

  • But honestly, I just get pissed off when people joke that way about the rainforest.

  • No sweat...

  • Er, No Sweateth...

  • lol

  • i would probably pour my beer on her. some people have no concept of what defines "bad taste".

  • The dude is like,"Yeah baby,whatever,good idea.How bout you and me later on gettin funky with some 40's?"

  • Click on my name and view my videos! Feel free to rate them low and talk shit about how crappy they are! ty!

  • "Yeah okay, could you hold my beer?"

    Favorite line... lol

  • Screw The Rainforest, Let It Burn, but we do need the air so, let it stay! but it has spiders...

  • im sorry but shes a dumbass

  • fuck all those tree hugers. burn down the whole forest and see what shit they can do about it.

  • I'll be laughing in heaven when you can't breath anymore because you cut down the trees that gave you oxygen.

  • Catch a breath Mit! It's a joke!

  • For the last time, people (in general, people), There is NO TONE IN TEXT. Sarcasm comes off as seriousness, because I happen to know people who say things like that without sarcasm. In short, how the fuck am I supposed to know?

  • LMAO

    People, it's a joke, loosen up a little bit you pricks.

  • where do I sign???

    I love that you can talk a dirty Hippie into signing anything if you just mirror there actions. :)

  • check out Dr. Dyke via my link to see what happend to the white people in the rain forest.

  • i love the accent "like tuddalayyyy"

  • The amazon tribes don't need jobs they survive on their own, i know this is a joke but people need to respect other peoples cultures and how we don't need fast food and resorts to enjoy the rainforest.

  • That was cool,

    Check out my marijuana movie!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=kkCr1ioVQfg

  • click on my name and watch my videos! i need haters and poor ratings! TY!(all videos made by me but they are crap)

  • Isn't it great how you spam every front page video, but I still have more views than you?

    Stop spamming, and start posting quality videos.

  • omg lol

  • I love how this video drives the left wing feminine European pacifists crazy.

  • I'm a white male leftwing American and I think you're a lying sack of shit having a crystal meth dream.

  • You're the one using profanity, not me. Like I said, I love how it drives the leftwing emasculated socialist horde crazy. And the best thing is, she is actually promoting the views of the majority of Americans and we are winning.

  • 1) I guess you have a short memory with your own posts. You are the one who started the name calling with the idiotic "feminist European..." blah blah. 2) Hate to break it to you, but a majority of Americans now ACCEPT what a growing consortium of world scientists have concluded: that human infuenced golbal warming is a REALITY, and that harm to earth's rain forests is a definite contributor to such degredation.

    Ouch! Facts really wound rightwing nazi sociopaths, don't they!

  • Sorry too deflate your liberal thought balloon, but the bullshit rhetoric claiming that global warming occurring now is human caused it utter rubbish. Look at the climactic cycles of the earth over the last few thousand years. This trend is to be expected. Oh, by the way, what caused the ice age to melt down? To many greenhouse gasses farted by wooly mamoths? You fuckheads need to die soon so you can turn into oil for my grandchildren's grandchildren's cars. And this vid is funny.

  • Listening to some rightwing pinheaded little nazi bloviate about the globval warming is just about as fun as taking a molten lead enema.

    You, Reagan, and Limbaugh - the Curly Larry and Moe of environmental science. Thankfully, most of us have already evolved to accept what most world scientists already have told us is the truth....and all you regressive protofascist pricks can go sink yourselves into the La

    Brae tar pits.

  • I spit on foaming mouth liberal cooks like u daily.Your misinfo about climate is nothing more than propoganda.I dont listen to the Bush-bots on radio.I went to school&learned that alot of this paranoia is CRAP.People like u want to bulldoze auto racetracks and drag strips because it clashes with your mother earth religion.U take $ earned from gas-tax paying commuters to build bike paths and bike bridges.I cheer everytime one of you filthy whores is run over on thier bicycle to death.

  • BTW-Nazis-(National Socialism) is more in political step with what U hold dear-Socialism

  • hey she called my country a undeveloped one?!!

    look we have mc donalds (unfortunaly) and we have jobs and we also have a road trhough the rain florest it's called trans amazonica (it doesan't work but it's there)!

  • note your mom

  • funny video, check it out:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=g7IZbMGv-r8

  • Lol that's awesome! Way to stick it to the people you find annoying. This is the kind of passive aggression that the world needs more of. I'd so sign this petition! :P

  • Heh. That was kinda amusing.

  • FUCK HIPPIES!!!

  • Man, some people are cynics. I thought this was hysterical.

  • taken from an interview Parrell, Janes Addiction, had with CNN:

    MR (CNN): Why'd you start it back up again?

    FARRELL: Well, the reason I started Lollapalooza up again was the important interactive component that we have developed on the grounds using cell phones, technology, text messaging, video gaming. All these ideas were in development six years ago, but it wasn't until this year that we were able to afford, No. 1, the building of this new component.

  • Sorry but fake petitions have been waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay overdone. Maybe in 10 years fake petitions will be tolerable comedy territory again.

    Also the chick didn't have a single funny setup or rebuttal. Consider having someone else feed her some good lines. This really didn't work that well.

  • she is so high

  • people are so dumb!

  • why r you people taking this so serious, its just a joke. but its not meant to be a laugh out loud humor.

  • This was cute! Thanks for sharing!

  • Its a joke, stop crying.

  • i didn´t think it was funny , rather sad....

  • 1. This is an attempt at satire.

    2. I say "attempt" because it's not really funny, just mildly humourous.

    3. The people who signed should really look into assisted suicide.

    4. All the people getting worked up about this: GET A SENSE OF HUMOUR - good causes like saving the rainforest are worth making fun of too 'cause if you can't laugh at yourself you're not worth anything!

  • This can't be for real.It's just a wind up!

  • drain forest :p

  • oh yeah "it's about the people"

    the people are fucking happy just the way they are.. JUST BECause they are aboriginies DOESNT mean they "need to be saved".. fucking stupid ignorant arrogant americans. bastards.

  • You didn't get that this was satire?!!!

  • yeah okay.. it was a joke. but seriously when you see all these americans signing the petition, its just so infuriating.

  • Yeah, a whole two. That's so many.

  • you people make me sick..

    first of all.. this is NOT a laughing joke.

    she is petitioning a way to DESTROY wild life, killing animals, eradicating whatever is left of what is good for this earth.. colonization. RING a bell? it's not a good thing. and these people are fucking chimpanzees willingly signing her fucking petition.. i've never been worked up over something like this before. this makes me so mad.

  • man that girl is mad stupid.. people like her should be locked up or buried alive or burned at the stake.. seriously. stupid bitch.

  • I had sex with that girl. I was all "yeah baby, I'm gonna pave YOUR rainforest".

    Ask my friend Shawn, he was there.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=M49r3V1TYFA

  • Rain forests are gay.

  • wat the hell

    they actually signed it too