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  • There are over 700 plants in the rain forest that causes cancer!!

    Plow it down!!!

  • Blossom lollapalooza 2003!!!!! (Cleveland) man great ass show!

  • this is awesome!!

  • Pave the rainforest :)

  • Can I sign up on-line?

    Pave it!!!

  • Brilliant exposure of human psychology. So, the only way to protect any natural resource is to stay away from it, leave it, don't try to manage it, don't pretend Man is saving it, it can save itself - it has been on the planet for a long time.We are just playing about and excusing ourselves for over-populating and -consuming, because we learnt to use resources to save ourselves first. So it will always be. Sad, isn't it.

  • u idiots read the info abt the video on the right...morons...its pretty funny though, damn those posers that signed

  • haahhahaha this is great!

  • (Guys, its clearly a parody!) Shes not very good... she's not fooling anyone.

  • We need to preserve the rainforest not a Mcdonalds!

    It's a fake anyway.

  • Ah i see now what's going on, this womans very smart, i bet it's just her that's doing this.

    this is her making the statement that people who run the rainforest to the ground are idiots, hehe, i actually thought she was being serious.

  • The number of trees cut down isn't all that matters, but which trees are cut down also matters. There is a process called fragmentation, in which a highway or something like that cuts a habitat into small chunks and prevents migrations between the chunks. When this happens, both portions are more likely to become extinct because of limited genetic diversity in the populations. This is basic ecology, but too many people don't take the time to learn about it, and it will come back to haunt us.

  • shiiit hahaha

  • Oxygen from the ocean? ...I don't think so man.

  • actually its true we get most of our oxygen from blue-green algae in the ocean

  • Save it not pave it

    These peoples are crazy

  • yeah, and you got the signatures.

    Lets cut everything, like in the countries. So everybody will have the same amount of money, maybe after we could eat those green dollar bills in the future.

    fuck all, fuck the world, lets finish with this species that did not know how to live in accordance with the available resources. Lets give a chance for another species, the donkeys! they seem to be smarters....

  • This is funny. Who needs oxygen? Pave it all!

    Check out "chopping down the hillside" on youtube to see the opposing view.

  • Nobody laughs during an Ice Age

  • she sounds like shes stoned...

    omly high people would sign

    stupid

  • stupid ***

  • What a stupid fukin bit unreal. And like have some rsorts down there and enjoy it like eh. starbucks ya ok.Get a life

  • Ha ha...so funny....who said American's had no sense of humour. Most people think of Americans as rather dull and only able to laugh at movie's like Porky's and such......i know I do...but some of them come up with some funny stuff. Well done.

    I will be first to use that Star bucks!!

  • dumb fuckin bitch, ur fuckin sick for joking about that!

  • and i bet you wonder why you get discriminated against for being black...

  • that lady is so stupid. Why would u want to cut down the rainforest or even want to joke about it. That lady needs help to even want to joke about it and those people who signed it are pretty dumb.

  • so if it offends ANYONE it should not be joked about?

    you thick fucking bitch... i hope you die in a fire!

  • please see my anti-war video.

    type in thinkasur

  • like ohhmygawdddddd ,,,will you hold my beer ..LOL

  • Thats pretty funny- and for lair89- You know what the cure for AIDS is? A BRAIN! Seriously- all you need to do is not have sex if you have it, or with anyone who does have it and there- it won't be spread anymore.

    As for cancer, how do you even know there is a cure? And if there is we can simulate it most likely (eventually)

    point is- hand me that petition

  • This is just plain terrible. How could you even joke about this? Did you even know, that the cure for AIDS and Cancer are more than likley going to be found in the rainforest? It's estimated in about 40 years the entire rainforest will be destroyed, and without the rainforest, no species, including humans would be able to survive. This video SUCKS.

  • Wicked Funny

  • Stupid girl.

  • HAHA!!!

  • cookoo!!

  • Mind blowing!

  • LOL ..."yeah, well those trees will be gone..." lovin it.

  • they guys just wanted to do her.  the girl probably signed "youre dumbass" or something lol.

  • if oyu didn't read the new study, plants release 20% of all green house gases, to stop global warming, we could kill all the trees. but i think this is a phenominal idea

  • plants also release nearly ALL of the earths oxygen. So whats the point of stoping global warming if we are all dead?

  • that is where you are WRONG!! we get 80% of our oxygen from the see and algae, thank you very much

  • Hahahahahaha! Rotflmfao!

  • just proof that most of the people who sign petitions are really, really fucking stupid :p

  • lol

    

  • Hilarious! Paving prevents forest fires.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=g8fQfIPJu8k

    Emily (paytotheorderofofof2) and the Winekone (Tony) are showing some moves (if you know what iam saying) Well, what can I say more, just watch the video and enjoy!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=g8fQfIPJu8k

  • fuggin dumb ass people man...straight ignorant.

  • Rayne forests are dum.

  • Isn't the Global Warming Already A Threat To all of us now? Why cutting down more trees and building more roads for more traffic and everything else that will only contribute to a higer rate of Global Warming?

  • joke

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    you

  • pave the rainforest.

    Go concrete!

    yeeeeaahhh...

    Welcome to Tasmania.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=5EKXe6ib0t0

  • If you build a highway over the rainforest then the rainforest will just move somewhere else is all. Nothing big. It'll probably end up like over in some desert or something. No matter what you do those forests are going to be replaced with farms. So the best thing you CAN do is not reproduce. Thanks.

  • LEAVE THE RAIN FORESTS ALONE! Every one knows that if U build a highway somewhere it's get built up! So you'll ruin the forest. and about the Starbucks and Mcdonold bit....I don't think the people even have enough money to pay for good food let alone that! IF I COULD BE OUT THERE PROTESTING RIGHT NOW I WOULD!!!>_<

    ~Darkness Neko

  • Don't worry. Inbred mistakes like VVT4ME come from a part of the country where the DNA comes from a single branch and there are no dental records. They are pissy now because their boys in Washington DC are crashing and burning in a spectacular manner. Enjoy the horror.

  • Huh? R U saying their not doing it? Yey! ^_^

    ~Darkness Neko

  • I wish you would. Then we could all laugh at how retarded you are!

  • I'd so buy that shirt.

  • Chico Mendes just rolled over in his grave.

  • I love, love, love this video! Hilarious! Please post more like it. Your comments are a little crazy (all the Nazi stuff) I don't get it, but people just like to spew their own self hatred onto other people. Brilliant video though, keep up the good work!

  • well i guess thats pretty funny if its meant to b funny?? :S

  • Uh oh.....somebody got dumped by their spouse for screwing a dark guy!  Teeeheeeee.

    Sieg Heil, fuckwit.

  • Hilarious! How did she do that with a straight face? Also, is she really that nasal, or is part of the role?

  • lol good video

  • I dont hate minorties and gays...but thats the hate speech that libs like you spout every day. Very tolerant of you. And where did racism come into the discusion? Pseudo-intellectual, self-important sodomites like yourselfs will ultimately destroy this country, and when civilization frinally crumbles, im going to make a necklace of you and your friends earlobes.

  • Typical lying rightwing horseshit.

    National Socialism was characterized by beligerent nationalism, chauvinism, hatred of minorities and gays, hatred of intellectuals, racism and antisemitism and worshi9p of the military. Sound familar? It should. Its what pus-filled ass boils like you for when you elect people like Bush.

  • Enjoy hating life and having no power. Your leaders have insured that you will never reach prominence. Everyone that has a job, a nice home and a car and a family know you are worthless baby-killing, dog fucking, terrorist apeasing, man hating, animals. We laugh at your protests. We shower. We have the money. Go grow some pot and paint a mural, retard.

  • Crazy nazi.

  •  Really, I hate to ask, but is there some super-secret significance in the spelling of the word 'worshi9p'?

    I do not want to become involved in your spirited, mutually-respectful, fact-filled, jolly-happy-funtime-bearbear debate... But, why a '9'...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=ar3NnYX03yQ

    This is just a shameless promotion for the video linked above.

    Whatever you do, don't watch it! But if you do break down and watch it, then don't stay for the twist in the middle!!

    You have been warned!!

  • This video is hilarious. Just shows how stupid people are, and easily led they are. "liberal thought balloon", "rightwing nazi sociopaths", "leftwing emasculated socialist horde".. LOL you people should take up arms and fight eachother. Maybe America will reclaim the center one day. :)

  • to everyone who is like "omfg this video is stupid, rawr, let me post my meaningless comments here now and stop this shit!", i say, grow up and stop being stupid. to everyone else, this was pretty funny. I bet the people only signed it to get away from her XD

  • Business meeting gone wrong !!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=uUet08yAJOg

    Don't forget to share it LOL

  • WoW! this lady is dumb.. thats it pure and simple.. makes me laugh tho..

  • haha

    if there was really sum1 like that

    i would shoot them

  • this video sucks wanna stop youtube from featuring shitty videos? Now you can, just look for the video "Campaign: To feature better videos" and take a stand. For more info, go to the video and look at the description. Don't bother making bad comments cuz they get deleted.

  • This video is getting way more attention then it deserves. "Prank" or not, Jacquelyn here needs to redo elementary and this needs to be taken off the front page.

  • this video sucks wanna stop youtube from featuring shitty videos? Now you can, just look for the video "Campaign: To feature better videos" and take a stand. For more info, go to the video and look at the description. Don't bother making bad comments cuz they get deleted.

  • Possibly one of the best videos on youtube.

  • I agree

  • hahahaha genius. clever backstory and stuff too.

  • OMG, please tell me honestly how many people Jacquelyn had to chat up before she got these douchebags to sign her petition. Please tell me it was a high number...

  • i think this was ment to be a joke.

  • humourous!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=b867QUmTxrQ

    gogogoogooo!!!!!

  • Click on my name and view my videos! They are all homemade and feel free to give them low ratings and hate on them!

  • weak

  • man are you sick of crap like this being featured? Take a stand and join the people that signed an internet petition to stop this madness! For more information, look for the video, "Campaign: To feature better videos". And if you make a bad comment I'll just delete, don't waste your time

  • That campaign should start with your videos dude!

  • lol i dont know how she could do that with a straight face

  • tree's help people to live!!

  • what the hell was her problem?

  • man are you sick of crap like this being featured? Take a stand and join the people that signed an internet petition to stop this madness!  For more information, look for the video, "Campaign: To feature better videos". And if you make a bad comment I'll just delete, don't waste your time.

  • where do i sign?

  • haha thats funny!

  • that's AWEFUL! and that guy was totally just into her. "yeah, yeah. i get what you mean. soo... uh, if i sign can i get your, uh, number or something?"

  • WTF Porn? I guess cell phones and man nipples are very pornigraphic lol

  • Whoa they already hve the internet in the rain forest?!

  • Agreed! WTF Altaski? I swear, there are too many idots on this site!

  • I say pave it!!!

    Not really, but the reactions of the people were funny

  • hahahaha

  • Wanna see some hilarious video editing?? Check out the World Champion face his Mortal Enemy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=IRKr7Xu4sk4

  • there actually signing it.

  • ahahahhahahhhahah what a retard

  • These are the most hideous creatures from the rain forest and now they think that they created Starbucks????How do we know that these ain't the indigenous people themselves??It's probably the Starbucks that caused these monkeys to evolve into regular looking humans so rapidly...

  • Wow...this isn't funny at all.

  • awesome! I wanna sign the petition!

  • the freak is this? -.- and whose the girl? IT NOT BOUT THE PEOPLE OK stop xD its stuipd..this betta be a joke

  • search pocdragon if you wanna see sonthing awsome

  • haha is this a joke

    her voice is killing me

  • who would want a road in the rainforest thoose poor monkeys are gonna get hit by a car

  • This is funny as hell!

    I can't believe people were signing it. LMAO!

    "Starbucks..." that rulez.

    LMFAO

  • oh. my. god.

  • What man who worth his mettle, can resist such a charming sales pitch?

    Sure, where can I sign sweetheart....?

  • that one guys response was just...."hmmm" lol

  • This probably would have been better if the chick wasn't such an airhead.

  • rabbitjr (5 hours ago)

    I think you need to get a life. It's a joke. Moron.

    yeah i need to get a life. at least im not as ignorant as you are. i would sooner slit my own throat than be as stupid as you. okay im done here. this video has been overdiscussed and definitely enough time has been wasted on my part.

  • don't breed please

  • will you hold my beer?

  • i would sign

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=z7CnTkTLxso

    (GREAT MUSIC VIDEO!)

  • you are so fucking high, and stupid, if you want to save it, then why polute (i slaughtered that word) it, and cut some down?????? FUCK U STUPID ASS!!

  • WOW. "Will you hold my beer?" Geeze! LOL.. Whoever you are, you are brave.

  • this idea is blatantly stolen from Big Train's kill the tigers sketch

  • SWEET!!! DEFINATLY ABOUT THE PEOPLE

  • that is so stupid lol

  • pave that pos rain forest. FUCK IT

  • I love it. It's amazing how people start out seemingly angry at this and then end up signing the petition anyway. Just goes to show you how screwed up these kids' heads are nowadays. Just do whatever you're told to do and everything will ne just fine. Duh.

  • you people make me sick.

    haha .. it was a joke. a very unamusing one. if we really do cut down all the trees, would it then be a laughing matter? morons.

  • I think you need to get a life. It's a joke. Moron.

  • "thats what its about... you know. the people."

  • lol haha people are having a hard time telling her off... maybe they feel bad?

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  • ever heard of shutting the hell up?

  • nice song

    ...but check out this UNDERGROUND MOVIE!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=IjXAZamcqPQ

  • HAHA! You peeps should chill out... ever heard of sarcasim?

  • Pompous

  • um...kinda entertaining i guess...

  • That was the very same way we elect our leaders.

  • it'd be pretty ironic if this happened because mcdonalds corp. is already contributing to rainforest destruction

    i'm not lovin' it

  • haven't you heard? there is no heaven. its all a lie. just like the moon landing or the holocaust

  • Or smart voter or democracy. I totally agree!.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=-maTILr1dQ4

  • 'Avon''s been doin' it fer years!!!

    Headin' up the rivers, the tributaries, the backwaters...

    All to, ya know, like, sell those good little Knuckleheaded Nudies some lipstick!

    A nice, wide, paved road would make it so much easier

    for Fed-Ex and UPS to make thier way on their appointed rounds...!

    The jungle needs this, and, though they won't tell you this themselves...

    The Natives Will Thank Us For It

  • No the 'natives' will NOT thank US for it... They will thank YOU for it. Idiot. But, see, they won't really be thanking YOU for it because they're busy eating some bugs or stuff...

  • Nooo... C'mon people! Think! It's just, like, roads, 'n' stuff...

    Those natives will thank us all, yu know...?

    If we expose 'em to Starbucks' cd's of the month!?!?!?

    Just think about about it! And it's not like, just, ya know,

    McCydees an' Starbucks...

    'Avon''s been doin' it fer years!!!

  • You're a complete idiot! Shut The F**K Up! Die Moron!

  • i would probably pour my beer on her. some people have no concept of what defines "bad taste".

  • She definitely needed to mention spiders and how the rainforest aids in their propagation. It's definitely a hot button to press when it comes to whether we should save it or pave it. To me, spiders is a deal breaker. fuck dat forest.

  • fuck you! What, I prithee, is wrong with spiders? There's at least one less than three feet from you now. What's more important, spiders, or air?

  • Listen Mit, and in ALL honesty, I am attempting to be gentle here... But does The word 'FUCK' demonstrate 'TONE IN TEXT' Hummm...?

    Let's all play nice, or no popsicles afer nap-time.

    (((And ifith thou wouldst use such words as 'prithee', shouldest thou not have said 'FUCKETH THOU?')))

    I'm just sayin'...

  • Nay, better it be to say fucketh thee. Ne'er have I seen such writing before. I hath been all over, and thou art the first to write the word "ifith." I did so believe it to be common knowledge that "eth" is added to only verbs, yet yae, I may be-eth the only one.

  • But honestly, I just get pissed off when people joke that way about the rainforest.

  • No sweat...

  • Er, No Sweateth...

  • lol

  • The dude is like,"Yeah baby,whatever,good idea.How bout you and me later on gettin funky with some 40's?"

  • Click on my name and view my videos! Feel free to rate them low and talk shit about how crappy they are! ty!

  • "Yeah okay, could you hold my beer?"

    Favorite line... lol

  • funny but lame

  • Screw The Rainforest, Let It Burn, but we do need the air so, let it stay! but it has spiders...

  • im sorry but shes a dumbass

  • fuck all those tree hugers. burn down the whole forest and see what shit they can do about it.

  • I'll be laughing in heaven when you can't breath anymore because you cut down the trees that gave you oxygen.

  • Catch a breath Mit! It's a joke!

  • For the last time, people (in general, people), There is NO TONE IN TEXT. Sarcasm comes off as seriousness, because I happen to know people who say things like that without sarcasm. In short, how the fuck am I supposed to know?

  • LMAO

    People, it's a joke, loosen up a little bit you pricks.

  • where do I sign???

    I love that you can talk a dirty Hippie into signing anything if you just mirror there actions. :)

  • check out Dr. Dyke via my link to see what happend to the white people in the rain forest.

  • i love the accent "like tuddalayyyy"

  • The amazon tribes don't need jobs they survive on their own, i know this is a joke but people need to respect other peoples cultures and how we don't need fast food and resorts to enjoy the rainforest.

  • >The amazon tribes don't need jobs they survive on their own, i know this is a

    >joke but people need to respect other peoples cultures and how we don't

    >need fast food and resorts to enjoy the rainforest.

    ...

    >i know this is a joke

    Well, no, apparently not.