Dorkly Bits: Mario 2 Pervert

[atheistness]

i like toad

[sonic2665]

next up... daisy

[Ninjakid9915]

daisy is a man

[MrMassiveattack99]

you keep believing toad (even though i saw you jerking off the gay porn next time lock the bathroom door!)

[zworm99]

i was convinced that toad was gay after seing Brentalfloss`s "Truth about Toad" ..

[uriamsame]

oh really toad really

[Cactusman129]

riiiiiiiiiight

[AngelSuperMario]

yes,hooo,look at that,all right,that's nice,that's something, I'm checking that out

[MegaIvanify]

wait isn't toad a baby since he wairs...diapers?

[hakim0744]

@MegaIvanify and your point is? babies do have boners and that is a scientific fact :)

[Mooneyman14]

And that is why peach is not a playable character anymore.

That and the fact Mario games are sexist

[oopsIdidasuper]

@Mooneyman14 ...wat

[Tparker666]

weird tags

[germanwares]

hahaha Toad totally sounded like Jack Black.. i loved it!!

[gokuvegetabatle]

when toad said i'm checking that out means he was looking at peachs ass

[URFTBOUND4LIFE]

Toad can't be gay...he has no sex organs

[superantoine981]

awsome :)

[LeoWarrior14]

69 people...lol

[Doomshroom8]

69 people *hmph* are gay

[Katzykeens]

She's the princess though, can't she just have everyone but Mario beheaded?

I'm leaving out Mario because someone needs to be there to save her when she gets kidnapped again, or she could just have everyone INCLUDING Bowser beheaded o3o

...Yeah, that works too.

[MrChristopherCourage]

@Katzykeens - The Super Mario franchise is family-friendly. That is why Princess Peach usually remains the damsel in distress, Bowser is still the villain and Mario is always the hero.

Bowser is certainly the bad guy, but his actions result in nothing more than a few minor injuries and the temporary imprisonment of a few Toads. In any case, the level of violence in Mario games will always stay at a friendly level.

[Katzykeens]

@MrChristopherCourage

D: Touche'

[Sepilein1]

@MrChristopherCourage throwing someone in bombs is a friendly level...dude what kind of shooter games you play then, they must be awesome ;D

[TheZeroSpades]

69 dislikes XD

[Stretchypantsmaster]

I don't get this one :/ not my kinda humor I guess...

[Koopagirl77]

@Stretchypantsmaster lol you fail 

[Mystic3517]

Toad: "I'm not gay."

BrentalFloss: "Well, I have a video that explains that you are." :D

Toad: ...... damn.

[littlestpope]

@xwafflesrkoolx yer a dumbass

[xwafflesrkoolx]

what gamee is that

[Bashdemears]

@xwafflesrkoolx ... are you serious? The new generation of gaming ladies and gents.

[xxxXEnigmaXxxx1]

"I'm not gay." says Toad.

[EmLost]

@xxxXEnigmaXxxx1 Wow? Seriously? It's Custom Sprites Based on Super Mario Brothers 2(NES), The one that was originally Doki Doki Panic over in japan

[xxxXEnigmaXxxx1]

@EmLost Hey man. I just thought that shit was hilarious. I know that they're custom sprites based on SMB2. You don't have to harsh my mellow for that.

[ELEMENTELITEYe]

HHaaaa LOL Rofl

[ELEMENTELITEYe]

Dislike Mario fan

[nightmareX1993]

wait, if the mushroom kingdom has cops, why doesn't anyone call them when Peach gets kidnapped?

[KierTanaka]

@nightmareX1993 'Cause their more of the "cat stuck in a tree" or "jaywalking" kind of cops!

[MaicoRevolucion]

@nightmareX1993 Because obviously that's plumbers work!

[monkeymonman100]

@nightmareX1993 cuz the cops suck

[Rantandum]

@nightmareX1993 i think Peach has been kidnapped so many times, it's just a $20 fine now.

[nightmareX1993]

@Rantandum you, my friend, are a genius

[Firestar4041]

@Rantandum so as long as bowser has the coins we have more mario games

[cero2515]

@nightmareX1993 because they're corrupt just like real life.

[chavezrocs]

@nightmareX1993 dont trust the police no justice no peace

[tablo901]

@nightmareX1993 nah, why call the cops when you can call a random plumber

[Veelon100]

"uuuuh got such an erection right now its so like uuuuh... im not gay." best part

[theJMAK1]

@lewokdruid what about super paper mario?

[gonzalez108]

hmm something tells me Luigi is gay

[TheSiege703]

i didnt know mario and luigi were players haha

[ljl00]

Peach is gonna hit them with a big time lawsuit

[Yoshieggster]

This is just wrong...

[160ksv]

perverts. l:(

[JDaMac815]

And That's how Toad Got Gay in Sonic For Hire.

[besthero12345]

4,265 ARE GROSS BECASE THEY LIKED IT :O

[MessyVictor]

@besthero12345 nah its because they're not gay...like you.

[Shadowman928928]

00:25

[FunnyFawkesGuy]

Ironic that a guy called Shyguy would dislike this video.

[SniperComHero]

Peach made 65 Accounts.

[MySav1234]

shut up shyguyxlxl you are justa mother fucker that can't get this type ofhumor aide your too much of a dick

[ShyGuyXXL]

I'm getting tired of this kind of "humor".

[serence626]

@AceS4289 am i the only one who did that for real ? oh god shouldn't have said that....uhm...........that's a joke too forget about it @.,,.@

[AceS4289]

@serence626 LOL!

[gokukgrs]

65 people are toads :D!

[fortress2red]

Love the way Mario goes "Hipee" it sounds so genuine

[TheNewAssistant]

The Toads always ruin it

[Augenmann2]

Press 8 for RRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[SORA5550]

i really thing he was gay xd

[AqwGia]

This is why you wear underwear.

[ilikedasimpsons]

Everybody did this on the Peach trophy in ssbm. You know you did.

[AceS4289]

@ilikedasimpsons I didn't.... I did it in game that way if anybody came in I could just un pause and resume fighting xD

[serence626]

@AceS4289 i bet you lock your room b4 doing that lol

[AceS4289]

@serence626 I was joking xD

[DionCarmack]

@ilikedasimpsons im pretty sure more people used camera mode to get pictures of that

[monkeymonman100]

@ilikedasimpsons i didn't need the trophy

[Armalizilto]

@ilikedasimpsons Yeah I am guilty.

[G33k4Lyfe]

65 people are Toads

[spartalover46]

If they have police why does Mario save peach?

[sba20041]

Press 1 to awser Peach :P

[GoTHEGringO]

Press 9 'I am not Gay' LOL

[MorningMidget]

@GoTHEGringO Nope all he says is gay.

[lewokdruid]

and thats why peach cant hover anymore

[MaverickXIII]

@lewokdruid BRAWL says otherwise, cuz thats what Johnny C DO!

[meezabunny]

Toad made 64 accounts to dislike this.

[uberepicfail1]

lol

[nman633]

he is gay



[DemmaSDS]

QUEER!!!!! :D

[Scarredgraymouse]

This is why I always wear pants LOL

(No I'm jk)

[gamerdougie11]

press 6 and she will say fuck you

[kosmos225]

press 7 for erection

[TomTomSing]

I'm gay, and i like it, so shut up. :]

[Stargonintendo]

press 8-?

[SGS517]

Toad is a boy?

[DarkMarioBros8]

@SGS517 yes he is and everyone h8s him

[billytamer]

but mario is with her.. he can see that whenever he likes....

[daret2000]

where's the first one?

[LetsPlayGuy12]

You don't have to hide it, Toad. We don't care that you're gay, we hate you already.

[991yugioh]

0:23

Wait if there is police in the mushroom kingdom, they woudn't be asking a plumer to save the princess every time.

[AceS4289]

@991yugioh The police are as useful as Toad...which basically means there is no police.

[pockuinator]

@avgn18 "She is his boyfriend" lolwut

[Muirselgas]

So this is what mario dreams about?

[dosavg123]

poor peach

[LordVerdo]

Luigi always struck me as the gay one lol.

[mixey01]

At least we no Mario's not gay

[Robin280497]

LOL Blue Toad from NSMBW (New Super Mario Bros. Wii)

[CrescentGames]

59 people are gay :O

[kjhallock]

@CrescentGames or toads

[bunnyspy1]

@CrescentGames so gay people can't take gay jokes?

[CrescentGames]

@bunnyspy1

well 59 of them can't.

[Thederpsterable]

@CrescentGames 63 now...

[Kynneyable]

@CrescentGames Now it's 64 people are gay.

[jadencore]

@CrescentGames I clicked like and I'm gay...what now bitch?

[CrescentGames]

@jadencore

now you're bisexual, gratz.

[MrLarryorr]

@CrescentGames im not one of them

[Exterminator888]

@CrescentGames Or a woman

[CrescentGames]

@Exterminator888 holy shit that comment is still on top?

[Exterminator888]

@CrescentGames apparrenty

[draco8765222]

btw peach you're out of shampoo XD

[pikmindecimator]

Are you sure , toad?

[gonzalez108]

Yippe

[TheMrminimario]

I want this video from Mario's view XD

[MastaGambit]

@TheMrminimario No you don't. I've seen it. It's not what you think. Mario and Luigi are one fucked up group of brothers.

[ItsNotaNotherMario]

@TheMrminimario Fucking thumbs down buttons...

[Rex0142king]

@TheMrminimario Get a 3DS and you might be able to sneak a peak. ;)

[TheMrminimario]

@Rex0142king I got a 3DS... hmm, tell me the explanation XD

[ricePrototype]

@TheMrminimario

If you got it from Mario's View you would've saw a pixel panties.

[Itachi4489]

@ricePrototype In their view.... IT'S A BONER MAKER!

[MitchelxUnderoath]

@TheMrminimario an 8 bit white blot?

[UnBobleavable]

@TheMrminimario peach is a transvestite...

[godofirex]

"uughh... I'm haveing a erection right now...(award) I'M NOT gay!!"

[Richardlancecorton]

ok how could they see peach theres a waterfall there

[szlane]

"Alriiight, that's somethinn'. I'm checkin' THAT out." lmao

[SuperBuffalo007]

All dislikers are not "gay"erst

[Muirselgas]

So this is what mario dreams about?

[MrPedroevil51]

im not gay

[Bunneh8]

/watch?v=615PWcBIH0U&feature=r­elated

This will prove Toad's gay

[88superlink]

Toad:my pant are 2 tight

Mario:thats uh.. believable

Luigi:O_e

XD random crap i posted

[Louiesdeath]

57 people are not "gay"

[Kimiomega]

Toad sounds like Moe XD

[RsBerzerkaVG]

Toad needs to get a life xD

[orvibusa]

@TheVideoTitan Cuz police never do their job? :D

[AceS4289]

@TheVideoTitan Because the police are more Toads...and we all know how "useful" they are.

[tehtailsoncrack]

It was all a dream though,Mario should've had her naked the whole game...

[franklinmush]

loll check her box out~~~

[Lunarmoon67]

AWWW I GOT SUCH AN ERECTION RIGHT NOW. RRRRRRAARRR. i'm not gay..

[ComJacker]

This happens at the end of NSMB DS and Wii!

[Spallone17]

"oh my god i have such an erection right now..i can barely uhh...URGHHH...haha.....im not gay" lmfao!

[SteelandSouls15]

.......GENIUS!

[theuchiha12529]

wait... is that girlonduty's voice???

[AceS4289]

@theuchiha12529 It sounds nothing like her lol *watches again* Holy crap it does sound like her lol

[Greendayfan45665]

Toad:iam not gay

[madman101ish]

police? bitch the only police in the mushroom kingdom belong to king koopa

[153Skyline]

oh, toad! nasty!

[Hyperstar96]

LOL Toad XD

[SONICBOYREBORN234]

Ohh poor Peach. Can't get no respect :3

[NintendoVeteran85]

Watch the truth about toad by brentalfloss then watch this XD HAHAHA

[NintendoVeteran85]

@TheVideoTitan HAHAHAHA XD

[bouncycomix]

@TheVideoTitan Have you SEEN how video game police work? They're completely inept and sometimes end up chasing down the protagonist.

[db34763]

Obviously she has some

*Puts on sunglasses*

Peach fuzz

[xmenfan07]

i think mario and luigi were thinking of blowing toad until he said he wasnt gay

[louischido]

Aww!Toad!

[supermegagamer41]

you can actually see up peach's skirt in brawl when you pause.

[DerMaikster93]

@supermegagamer41 *Troll Face* REALLY?

[supermegagamer41]

@DerMaikster93 Yep. ;)

[flatulatingmarmoset]

Mwahahaha, Toad!

[nissan350zluver]

@TheVideoTitan i wuz thinkin da same thing

[TheInvisibleManz]

@TheVideoTitan Because the Mushroom Kingdom's Police Force is made entirely of little mushroom headed people who in all honesty are probably more useless than the Princess herself.

So can you imagine Toad jumping infront of a 10 foot Turtle with spikes that breaths fire and saying "DROP THAT PRINCESS OR ILL CRY!!!"