Sol Rosenberg - Hurt at Work

[cjwright79]

... and my shoes fell off.

[rockwell1200]

lmbo at home

[LolEYEHasFun]

He is the funniest jerky boy, his sol and frank rizzo voices are so fucking iconic. I mean everyone who hears this automatically thinks, MORT THE JEW!

[ItchingJ]

Johnny Brennan is without a doubt the greatest troll of all time.

[lamochila66]

Physically or emotionally? Well he said some very viscous things I was very hurt

[TrashBoy4p]

Yes, Johnny Brennan does Mort as everyone has said.. he also does the bartender's voice and in one episode, voiced a guy that wanted to fight in a church or something.. both being the Frank Rizzo voice :)

[pupilove2]

TOBY! :3

[TfrPsychoDAn]

Johnny Brennan is Sol and Mort lmfao!!

[ucla4eva]

So glad Johnny Brennan found a good (and well-paid!) gig on Family Guy.

[jzk420]

6 people were hurt at work

[DislodgedTKO]

....and my shoes fell off.....sure i do.....you know wat its like to be hurt, i hate that.....thank you very much

[DislodgedTKO]

....and my shoes fell off

[TheBeeTeezy]

...and my shoes fell off

[LegalEagle000]

'you know what it's like to be hurt!' loooooooool

[semaj116]

Toby brought me here :D

[PuddingAtheist]

@semaj116 toby? who's he?

[mkeptrangli]

Sol Rosenberg sounds like Filbert from Rocko's Modern lLife

[complacentnation]

Oh and he started the whole thing off either calling me Lucy or that it was Lucy so I was totally confused at first.

[complacentnation]

I swear I was pranked by this guy at work today or someone who did a really good impression. He called asking about printing on "silly rubbers" so he could maybe print someone's face on the rubbers... something about a face on someone's ass. haha! It was hilarious - I could not be professional and just started laughing so it didn't work but it was fun regardless. I almost said "Alright there sweet tits" but I only managed "Alright there sweetie".

[hbkdetroit]

and i fell down the stairs, and my shoes fell off!

[pswstuds]

Punitive damages is a different call. He calls that attorney because he was speeding around on a motorcycle drinking and crashed.

[Hisownsachels]

my head was bashed apart haha

[LittleNegrillio]

@Hisownsachels ahaahahahahahah!!!!!

[roatking]

"he said bad awful things, and i fell down the stairs and my shoes fell off." fucking epic.

[dslgunner1977]

@roatking Absolute classic!

[Bthakilla4rilla]

there's a longer version where he talks about sewing everyone and the lawyer is asking why he wants to sew him and blah blah blah blah blah whatever

but i know there's an extended version

it might have been the glasses one but i dont know i'll check they both seemed the same to me

[roatking]

@Bthakilla4rilla the name of the call you're thinking of is "punitive damages"

[Bthakilla4rilla]

@roatking You're probably right.

rofl

[Srd1126]

@Bthakilla4rilla no, the "sue everyone" is on "punitive damages." There is a longer one of this one where he tries to pick up on the receptionist asking her what she was wearing, but that part is not on most of the bootlegs.

[jjp009]

Is this the same attorney who Sol talked to when he fell off the motorcycle with the sidecar?

[7beers]

you know what it's like to be hurt?

[dslgunner1977]

@7beers Yea, "and I hate that!" LMAO

[RajekArionShinoda]

Okay, my brother and I remembered a line from one of the Jerky Boys prank calls but we can't figure out with one it is, here's the line: "use your arms like sticks of fury!"

lol, can anyone remember which one that line is from???

[karaoke99]

@RajekArionShinoda There is no such call. I have heard every last thing done by the Jerky Boys, and that isn't one of theirs.

[ForcedAgenda]

Now I see where "Ed Bassmaster" got some of his material.

[ajgiese310]

one of my close friends this is her dad

[BeyondNeptune]

a jewish wuss talking to a jewish lawyer.

[xgmb45]

XD, and my shoes fell off

[Elite0wn]

Asshole Attorneys..

[DreadedEd]

My head was bashed apart

[ami2evil]

...my shoessss!!!! My head was bashed apart.

[mase5701]

"Sue everybody"

[Kostly]

"Well listen tah me, I was VERY hurt today."

[sweetcandy990]

and my shoes fell off lol

[carrierulez]

i like when hes like " well my head was bashed up a little bit"

[dejaqwho]

Stop saying family guy is ripping this off. The guy doing this voice was hired by family guy to do his voice for Mort...Idiots.

[geenuz4fam]

my shoos fell off

[darkhorse008]

Dank you ferey Much. Oh dank you.

[pervmanyesican]

Mort is Sol Rosenberg. Johnny brennan! Check the credits or wiki it !

[youdoworkson]

its saul not sol imbecile fix the tittle

[SlammerUK]

@youdoworkson Before you start throwing "imbeciles" about I suggest you do a quick Google on Jerky Boys and Sol Rosenburg. Its SOL not Saul, hes a fictional character, so no need to get your knickers all twisted up there big guy.

[Racerjames666]

@SlammerUK I love that it took a guy from over the Atlantic to point out the origins of this.......a comedic duo from QUEENS NY lol

[NjGoodFella201]

@Racerjames666

1 was from brooklyn 1 was from manhattan the other from new jersey

[Racerjames666]

@NjGoodFella201 I always thought it was just two! lol

I'm a dummy

[NjGoodFella201]

@Racerjames666 i could b wrong but i remember back in the day manhattan bk and new jersey i could b wrong

[dinogirl711]

my friend does his impression of Sol and says "and then my shoes feel off!" and its so cute and funny

[jaredpistoia]

@dinogirl711 ...who cares?

[DREWatMRHS]

I love it when he says " my shoes fell off!" its gold

[Kostly]

Look, he said bad, awful things to me and I fell down the stairs and my shoes fell off.

Were you physically hurt?

Well.....my...head was bashed apart.

LOFL

[coolbeans0325]

its mort long

[jurkis1]

Mort is a rip off of this. This is way before family guy.

[jaredpistoia]

mort is not a ripoff you dumbass its the same guy

[jurkis1]

Oh. Anyways. Family guy is dumb. They rip off everything else.

[jaredpistoia]

lol

[pavendort]

@jaredpistoia

Sure is!

[dslgunner1977]

@jaredpistoia Johnny Brennan

[kluutch]

@jaredpistoia HAHAHAHAHAHA who wrote that, that's the dumbest thing i've ever heard

[jaredpistoia]

@kluutch lol... some guy "jerkis1"

[irons1022]

@jaredpistoia Exactly. He's even used the "ass-neck" comment. :D

[dowling1981]

@irons1022 Do you really need to portain them so?

[Gormanblvd]

It's the same guy that does the voice for Mort. Johnny Brennan

[jurkis1]

Yeah I know that now.

[Jonmn]

ssARAH

[77nightingale]

Look I consider Sarah the best friend I've ever had but when it comes to the dental thing she's full of it. She thought that because I bumped into her getting up one morning that her tooth got cracked. She knows I had nothing to do with it. And keep in mind this was around the same time she thought she had to wear "snake boots" in case she fell in to "the snake pit" and that if she didn't have her moles removed bugs were going to crawl out.

[77nightingale]

She also wasn't brushing her teeth a good portion of the nights before passing out and she was on meds that caused tooth decay. Don't believe everything that you hear. And I already told her if she ever needed money to get her teeth worked on to call me and I'd help her out. On top of everything else her father didn't get her up to see the dentist at the time and if I was in a good mental state at the time I could have done more for her but I was as bad off as she was then.

[marathon1974]

"...and my shoes fell off".

[Shelshocka]

haha this is great 100% offensive haha

[dnon75]

"did you injure your body?" "well my head was bashed apart" hahah

[jung46n2]

you scumbags... sol rosenberg = Mort long before Mort was ever around.

[Kostly]

HAHAH these Family Guy idiots.

[thrashmantim]

sounds like the pharmacist from Family Guy. forgot his name

[JamieBugajski]

it is, goldman his name is, he plays him

[ShawnOlaid]

it is mort

[joemax222]

its the same guy

Brennan does Sol and Mort (family guy)

[ufg2]

mort goldman

[vejaji2]

It is lol

[mschap24]

mort goldman.

[nee338]

mort goldman

[afiman96]

i definately think sol rosenburg is the only nerd/geek hus funny

[onoaoiomo]

Omg! I LOVE HIS VOICE! Hahaha!

[ucantouchit]

you know how it feels to be hurt.... and i hate that!

[sonicmouth]

Well, my head was bashed apart... lmao!

[viirtuosity]

lol he sounds like Woody Allen in that part

[jerseyboyinco]

"my shoes fell off"

[freckelsmc]

Bob is a dipstick

[ruberneckk]

listen to me, i was very hurt today

[Derf278]

"i fell down the stairs and my shoes fell off" roflol

[kwatann]

He does mort goldman on family guy ?

[jorel845]

Yep Johnny B.

[LibertineSUN]

My head was dashed apart, ha!

[FighterInc]

he sounds like mort goldman on family guy lmao

[arrestedshrimp]

thats because he is.

[gnortznitz]

it's the very same guy

[terickson82]

It's him, fruitcake.

[jkbezo]

I was hoight at woiyyk today!!!!

[squigglzzz59]

he said bad awful things and i fell down the stairs and my shoes fell off and i'm very upset about this.

[headschlong]

Looks like send a salami and a few others have been taken down. Any help ? Tia.

[headschlong]

wid hiz werdz...

[headschlong]

You know what it'like to be hurt

Of course I do

An I hyaht that

LOL

[skunkus]

My head was byashed aparht.

[PinknBlueShoe]

lol

[TheJazzyMan1988]

lmao "SURE I do"...too bad I can't find the "Send a salami to yer boi in the army" one

[TheJazzyMan1988]

Found it

[m0rz]

Thank you!

[XxChristianxX]

'I fell down the stairs...and my shoes fell off!'

[MrPHSCHO]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

[jenicyde]

U know wut its like to be hurt.... and I hate dat!

[bruhe]

and my shoes fell off. lol.

[dond2312]

Shows fell off, head was bashed apart lol

[BlackProteus]

"Well, my head was bashed apart..."

[CapieMan]

i think he says my head was bashed UPON, not sure though might be apart

[pittedthighs]

Sol said 'bashed APART', sizzlechest - get the corncobs outta' your ears, flapjack.

[WILLIX9000]

lol...thats pretty good...very jerky of you

[TheLostGuitarist]

my favorite part lol

[kimera808]

The dental malpractice one is the best!

[jenski38]

hell yeah

[soholo71]

i cannot beleive i found the jerky boys here!!!!! i feel very very hurt about this...hahahahha suuuure i am...hilarious...thank u very much!!!!!

[calixa]

SUE EVERYBODY!

[hawkmeat]

You may not want to bring in the mountain cat for the first time. Come in, set up, you'll start at 9 and we'll see how it goes. "Ok my friend." -Good luck with your act ya wacky ass!

[7beers]

Agreed -- they're all great but Sol's Glasses is # 1!!!

[hawkmeat]

"Mr. Rosenberg, we don't have a record card on you; I don't wear glasses, and if you were in a few days ago I don't remember you. Did you go to the Empire State Building?"

[isnype2]

i fell down the stairs and my shoes fell off!

[hawkmeat]

"Well, you were hurt mentally. That's a very sophisticated type of case you have. Did you injure any other body part, were you hurt physically?" "Well, my head was bashed apart".

Well then, I suggest you come and see me and we'll file a claim for you. "Tank you very much, tank you". God I love it.

[mokonster]

20 years and still going strong!

[gredesandman]

ZOMG jerky boys are the best pranksters of all time.

[jjerick33]

I was initially hurt by his words

LOL

[7beers]

Sol is da best! My favorite is when he phones the optometrist, but this is another gem. So is the nude beach!! LONG LIVE THE JERKY BOYS!

[jcstriper1]

"Mr. Rosenberg, we DON'T have a record card for you, you went to the Empire State building." No one compares to the Jerkey Boys. OH MY GOD, THANK YOU, MY HEAD WAS BASHED APART, I WAS DRINKIN' AND LOST CONTROL OF THE BIKE, ARE THESE DOCTORS REPUTABLE? MY ASS IS KILLN' ME

[7beers]

Look, Jerky, I DON'T NEED TO TALK TO YOU! GET BRETT WEIR I SAID!!!!!!!!!!!

[jcstriper1]

Well then, is it possible to sue you people? I'm asking you for help..."SUE ME?"..."Sue everybody." "I'll probably sue the people you handle...I'm sorry, I'm just very upset over this...You can't help me.."no". Bye. "Well, I'm afraid of my own shadow." "We were lighting some firecrackas, and I blew one off in my hand." "Well, I'm sitting up in the chair now, smoking...I feel wond-a-ful; I'm probably in shock or somethin'." SOL...Yes!

[7beers]

Yeah, but he's an asshole. I'm known very well for pulling large pieces of furniture out of my ass. I'd like to see you silly. SILLY!

[hawkmeat]

"You don't need to talk to me?" He's upstairs repairing something. "Don't have me come down after you either, tough guy.

I burnt myself a few times; I was burned about the face, breast, chest, neck, and head, but a little make - up conceals everything. I'm also known for pulling large pieces of furniture from my ass, I'm the best. -Jack Tor S

[7beers]

Well the last place I worked at, these men started firing bricks at me. YES! Bricks and whatnot. And I don't work that way. Well, it all depends on my schedule. I'm a busy dancer as well. Wait! What's this about the plastic? It says plastic here. Because I'm good at that. I used to wrap myself in plastic and my friends beat me with a stick for a nightclub gig. Oh, it was great!

[hawkmeat]

You're the piano tunin' guy...yeah, the butt nut. Well, I'm afraid of my own shadow. Do you have birdfeed? I DON'T want the birds nasty and wild..

[kaptaintrips]

Dank you vewry much! Dank you.

[chowdr]

I fell down the stairs and my shoes fell off

LOFL

[SvenTwelve]

"well my head was bashed apart"

[antiochband]

my favorite line

[bloodchilde]

Sol Rosenberg rules!!! I laugh my ass off every time!

[Kitana13]

I laughed so hard when I heard this that my shoes fell off! Ha ha, Sol is the best!

[johnsmdm]

hi sir hi..

[HolyestGrail]

yay another sol!!!