Free Hug

[666chaox666]

Anyone wanna free hug?

[OwningNoobs101]

that is Andrew WK? because he has the barcode tatto shit

[bulletbarrage]

he wasn't prepared like Zanderflex

[LaLaLollipop12345]

Is it just me or do you have to watch these twice to get the full effect?

[WireMan7620]

I don't think he was ready to die.

[lokalllize]

who maces Jesus?

only the English matron 

[Tannz0rz]

Andrew WK > Weird Al

FACT

[SafetySam]

@Tannz0rz Incorrect.

[Boss70938]

Andrew WK O.o

[lukepleaseshutup]

Why was it orange? Did she spray him with cheeto dust?

[BeltedYapper]

@lukepleaseshutup its actually police grade pepper spray. look at the UC Davis pepper spray innocent

[TheCollect]

I didn't even have time to fully say "Is that Andrew WK?" before the video ended.

[TheGuitardude789]

...was that andrew wk?

[MonkeySternum]

PARTY HARD!

[bfirenzi]

@figz91 @Coecoo I don't think Andrew WK would approve of all this negativity.

[FritosBostonBallers]

is tht andrew wk?

[RealianURTV45]

holy shit how did they get WK in there!?

[MrSullytheGreat]

How dare she pepper spray Andrew W.K.

[Bballinjosh]

casually macing cop's stepdaughter

[henkeful]

HAHA

he says: free hug? :D

*she uses spray*

he sound like this: FUCCKED AND RÖÖÖKT

rökt is a swedish word, and i means smoked XD so find this very funny

[kaosgoblin]

Kill that bitch.

[soupfountainman]

guys pepper spray hurts wherever it lands on your skin... not just your eyes

[kndknb]

The British Matron doesn't accept his pity hugs...

[thesega99]

Andrew WK? The guy who almost ruined CN? *sprays him in the eye and then gives free hug*

[larxeneluver]

@thesega99

Andrew WK did not ruin CN. Stuart Snyder did.

[CainBitterman]

He inhaled it

[SeeDMT]

She is stern.

[TheSilentAirsofter]

So, Drawing stuff gets you top comment?

Well her i drew a snake hope you like it (Took me a couple hours)

=============:>

[technonickhun]

Destroy Build Destroyyyyyy

[cheater722]

but he has glasses on :S

[Roffeskanal]

@cheater722 and...?

[cheater722]

@Roffeskanal actually i dont know now why i say that.

it was maybe a mistake

[bobbob24able]

ANDREW W.K.

What a badass

[212Assain]

man andrew w.k h ell yeah

[evilstephen902]

You guys got Andrew W.K.? I made a 3x3x3 house in Minecraft... ok you win.

[jakey926]

FUCK YEAH ANDREW!

[redkiller38]

wow



[soFallenfilms]

When its time to party, we will party hard.

[37SausageFingers]

DESTROY BUILD DESTROY

[Tatsuyoujo]

YEAH, Andrew! Getting massed sucks, but I love you Andrew!

[kidace55]

my brother's friend actually did this in atlanta once.he barely had any takers

[edgecrusherO0]

Andrew W.K. is a fucking boss.

[BboyJovi]

CGI sprays hurt like shit.

[GSRobertsonn]

Is that seriously Andrew W Freaking K

[Geshpenst]

And then he started singing Ai Senshi.

[Fanchus]

Don't worry, he'll party it off later

[SnowboardinNinja]

Pepper spray cop's wife

[drpepperx911]

That didnt really hurt... you had eye protectors on. Shaded.

[lwmodonnell]

Andrew W.K! i saw him at Big Day Out 2011, amazing stuff... any Aussies see him too?

[Suetakefan]

Oh god it is andrew WK!!!! i appreciate him for his worm on gundam music

[keenfrizzle]

Press 7 for some delightful piano keys, followed by "FFAAAAAAAAACHHHHHHH!! MULEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHH!!!!"

[teamtagaly1]

OMG ANDREW W.K. LIVE IN MY LIVING ROOM

[WolfLikeWe]

What was that!?!?

Jersey Shore in a can!?

[TheEpicTempo]

@ApplySomePressure54

FUCK YEAH 'Fuck yeah Andrew W.K.' !!!



[tdd10006]

wait... he was wearing sunglasses.

[squidisrad]

@tdd10006 it really doesn't matter. if someone sprays that shit like 20 feet away from you you can still feel it.

[1Enkyo]

@tdd10006 He was also breathing, think onions.

[BoboTheMushroom]

@tdd10006 It got in his mouth.

[13thEevee]

@tdd10006 Yeah, and I got sprayed in the back of the head with it. Still yelled like that. Sunglasses =/= protection

[sayzeem]

@tdd10006 That stuff burns damn near everything

[XD4Lifeington]

@tdd10006 The pain was more emotional than physical. :'(

[Spreewaldtopf]

@tdd10006

"My eyes, the goggles do nothing"

[MrRallemulle]

@tdd10006

Pepperspray affects both skin as eyes. So if you get it on your skin, it will scratch and annoy you for a couple of hours.

[Coecoo]

@tdd10006 You think that spray only burns your eyes dude?

It literally melts your face off.

[FrancisMenace]

@Coecoo I think you need to learn the definition of "literally."

[Coecoo]

@FrancisMenace It will, in a literal sense/in a manner of speaking will give you the sensation that your skin is at an boiling point.

Unless you took some to the face, you can get the fuck outta here kiddo.

[FrancisMenace]

@Coecoo Literally doesn't mean a manner of speaking. FIGURATIVELY means a manner of speaking. Dickweed.

[Coecoo]

@FrancisMenace It can be applied in both instances, but again, you're a virgin and you wouldn't really know.

Fucktard.

[storstarkskogsturk]

@Coecoo No. You are wrong.

[Coecoo]

@storstarkskogsturk I am also an alien.

Now go back to school you uneducated piece of shit.

[storstarkskogsturk]

@Coecoo Why, you are just adorable! ;)

lit·er·al·ly

adv.

1. In a literal manner; word for word: translated the Greek passage literally.

2. In a literal or strict sense: Don't take my remarks literally.

3. Usage Problem

a. Really; actually: "There are people in the world who literally do not know how to boil water" (Craig Claiborne).

b. Used as an intensive before a figurative expression.

[Coecoo]

@storstarkskogsturk Lmfao. Did you even read before copy/pasting?



[storstarkskogsturk]

@Coecoo Wow! You are, like, super stupid. That's really rare, you know. Kind of fascinating.

[Coecoo]

@storstarkskogsturk You sure are a stupid motherfucker.

All the more reason to pity you I suppose.

[figzz91]

@Coecoo You're wrong... Dont argue about it and make yourself look even more stupid. Learn from it so you don't make the same mistake twice.

[Coecoo]

@figzz91 In grammar, an intensive word form is one which denotes stronger or more forceful action relative to the root on which the intensive is built.

Get the fuck off the Internet and go back to school.

[figzz91]

@Coecoo Well yeah that's correct. What isn't correct is using a word to indicate something that it doesn't actually mean. It's irrelevant if it has the same root. I.E Sadly and badly don't mean the same thing...

Just to break it down further.

Literally - Really or actually

Figuratively - Something in an analogous or metaphorical sense

Again let it marinade, dont think to hard and hurt yourself though. It doesn't make you less of a man to cry either. It'll make you feel better. Free hug?

[Coecoo]

@figzz91 You want to be really literal? Okay then.

Capsaicin is one of the main chemicals deprived from various plants (chili peppers included) that when made contact with the skin or eyes will cause a intensive burning sensation which is called exacerbation. This will make your outer layers of skin cells release fluid (as in sweat) from the simulated heat while at the same time, receiving damage to the skins cell-lining.

[Coecoo]

@figzz91 All these effects together is enough to cause a state of equilibrium on the cell surface, which in turn can be called a state of simulated pre-melting for skin.

Free hug? Oh wait, I'm not homo. Sorry.

[figzz91]

@Coecoo You don't need to apologize! Thats really interesting about Capsaicin though I bet they never got any hugs... Also why are you watching a video called free hugs if you don't like them? Do you like watching things you don't particularly like? No wonder you're so full of angst. You're hatred of the video is probably the reason why you can't put words in their right context... I'm done commenting now, I won this a while ago. This is just sport for me at this point.

[Coecoo]

@figzz91 Nice. Changing the subject after you insist on literacy like a moaning little bitch for days and once you get it, you insist that you "won" something followed by rage quitting.

That's a pretty odd definition of sport to me but I suppose no one expected much from a retarded scrotum-licking troll in the first place so go ahead by all means, suddenly quit the "discussion" once displayed with detailed facts that you couldn't get yourself.

Owned fucking n00b.

[storstarkskogsturk]

@figzz91 No! Don't quit! We're having so much fun here!

[storstarkskogsturk]

@Coecoo I love how you just used the word literal crrectly, after days of advocating that that is not how it's supposed to be used.

It's like your brain got so retarded it flipped around and got kinda smart for a few seconds, before returning to it's original state.

Shame, really.

[Coecoo]

@storstarkskogsturk I love how you tried to template me as an idiot and end up being stupid to the extent of insulting yourself.

Then again, the only thing you contributed so far is a definition quote (in which you apparently cannot read nor understand) while avoiding any actual discussion or commenting if it's related to facts, effectively proving your idiocy and troll-dom in one sweep. :)

I suggest you stick to one troll-story or at the very least turn your computer off.

[FrancisMenace]

@Coecoo I'm not sure what my abstinence has to do with pepper spray melting your face like in Indiana Jones, but okay.

[leftysasquatch]

@tdd10006 shit still hurts

[MrMbland]

Ahh ,, unrequited niceness ,, ;~(

[Bob78641]

He should have partied hard on her ass

[OleChristian98]

The only thing I could think of was "Creepy Hug"...

[soupfountainman]

WHEN ITS TIME TO GIVE FREE HUGS WE WILL GIVE FREE HUGS HARD

[maalbe987]

Who wouldn't hug Andrew WK?

[DEHSUPAHTEEUB2]

andrew wk disliked this

[jonnyharding101]

press 8 XD aleX!!!!!!

[1Stalker1]

@CreativeHandsStudio

You are not trained enough to hug street thugs!

Hugging takes years of mastering and practicing. You are unworthy!

[romnsch13]

Someone actually gave this a thumbs up, wth

[dancefunkydisco]

Andrew W.K. and 5secondfilms? HOW CAN THIS GET ANY BETTER?

[405dude]

I just realized he's wearing sunglasses...

[magicbjorn]

A perfect example of Casual-Pepper-Spraying-Cop undercover!. And... Dressed as a girl apparently :o! Maybe a bit too deep undercover?

[Yo0Yo0Man]

What's up with the cuban hat?

[ApplySomePressure54]

Fuck yeah Andrew W.K.

[TheFiliusMortis]

Wow, she's really stern.

[toxicity28]

FUCK YEAH ANDREW WK

i love how this guy can be everywhere at once

[Gr8Hat]

I <3 AWK

[spotlightman1234]

you guys got AWK to guest in this!

[TheTomShuffle]

It's AWK. Of course I'd hug.

[Zmaster6030]

Bitch.

[adam145]

Those police women off-duty ...

[FaultyParadise]

Hah, pepper spray. Just wait 'til this guy gets an immunity.

[gmodyoutubr32]

HOLY SHIT ANDREW W. K.

[Dissruptance]

Dirty shirt.

[ZehFiend]

@Dissruptance No.

[Pokebob1]

lol

[Limebottle07]

Stern matron doesnt take shit from anybody.

[PhireHandy]

Surprised she didnt just pour hot tea on him

[bagofswagg]

pepper spray to the eye

try taking an arrow to the knee

[Ziggyfan325]

Andrew WK?

[AWKlove424]

that bitch is stupid for not taking the hug.

[midnightwolf14000]

FREE HUG? ablafaflaFFUUU CK

[n2existance]

OH SHIT ANDREW W.K.

[saiyoucho]

Would that even work well if he has glasses?

[R3DxD3ADx54]

Andrew W.K. !!!!!!!!

[KingHobum]

America! :D

[lucyfer9]

Was that Lars Ulrich ? :D

[iBrez45]

MORE BEHIND THE SCENES, BUT BEFORE THE VIDEO IS RELEASED PLEASE! (sorry caps)

[fawnfromdown]

Bitches be crazy

[MrAnarchojoe]

That's not pepper spray, that's party spray

[ghmasterjj]

dont worry about the pepper spray,

It's a food product, essentially.

[Larfe517exe]

@ghmasterjj

I see what you did there

keep up the good work

[kupo871]

He must have been occupying.

[Roffeskanal]

Wearing glasses does NOT protect your entirely from pepperspray. People commenting about the glasses has never gotten pepperspray in their eyes and doesnt know shit.

[electric926]

@Roffeskanal Plus pepperspray burns your skin as well, so even if the glasses did stop it the skin around your eyes would be burned.

[MrPudding234]

It's a food, essentially

[OkashaSH5]

IT'S A FUCKING 5 SECOND FILM. Who gives a fuck if he's wearing sunglasses or the pepper spray is CGI? Fuck off...

[xXE4GLEyEXx]

FUCK I RESTARED THE VIDEO 8 fucking times and i still only see 3 frames and hear the sound... now thats a fail PC xD

[patrimacc]

meet, casually pepper spray everything cop's sister

[Leifstuan]

He is wearing glasses, it wouldn't hurt

[ArabMcTogaGuy]

@Leifstuan Actually, pepper spray irritates skin, not just eyes.

Read up on your facts before trying to poke a plot hole in a 5-second skit.

[BlueRushAlt]

Stern Brittsh woman doesn't want to party hard.

[dualCranKy]

5+9 = Fuaaaaack

[matthewgilpincom]

5=6=7... awkward...

[Svante8D]

you really are dump Intro=5secondfilm=outro

fucktard

[widehero]

is that woman related to lt. john pike by any chance?

[djdtisking]

It ISNT PEPPER SPRAY ITS A VEGETABLE DAMNIT

[mouthfulofpoop]

he is wearing glasses lol



[iSwayzak]

He reminds me of Dennis Quaid

[arnarogbjorn]

I used to fuck logic like you, then i took of the sun glasses.

[jabrikolo]

Sgt. Pepper

[Mefayor]

this "british" chick is new huh ,i have not seen her in previous 5sf...anyways she's sweet and i'd fuck her

[TheNamelessCharacter]

@Mefayor It's Brian Firenzies girlfriend, dumbass.

[Mefayor]

@TheNamelessCharacter mu ha ha ha , which is exactly the reason why i will fuck her,suck it !

[tijnmans]

is that Andrew W.K. ?

[wombat989]

@tijnmans Read the description

[WindWalker940]

release the behind the scenes afterwards!

[blueshifter]

damn you, behind the scenes released before the clip!  YOU'VE SPOILT EVERYTHING!!!

[MastaFryGuy77]

If only he offered a free PARTY!!!

[ChaosUnown]

I used to give out free hugs... I still do! :]

[stavit2]

The Sunglasses made this video a fail. Either that or that's some bad ass pepper spray.

[DanioOoX]

free HUG? FUG!!!

[BlueScream7]

I used to get free hugs, but then i took pepper spray in the eye.

[coreyownz]

@BlueScream7 I used to ruin memes, but then I took an arrow in the knee

[tehpownzor]

@BlueScream7 i used to give a fuck

but then i saw your comment

[MatheusBond]

@BlueScream7 Then this damn arrow in my knee.

[Stickbabiga]

@BlueScream7 That's what you get for Occupy Sesame Street

[TheEloeo]

@BlueScream7 That's an incredibly lazy joke.

[ImSneakyPete]

I used to want free hugs like you, then i took arrow to the - OH GOD MY EYES!!!!

[PolSwed]

What, you can get them for free?

[FallingSkywards]

Stern british matron doesn't take your free fucking hugs.

[Derviii]

I was expecting the britain thing to come up for some reason

[royalpie]

What kind of car is that in the background? o.O

[RollercoasterWater]

i dont like this girl

[PeeJayZephyr]

I've never understand the term 'Free Hugs'. What numpty PAYS for hugs?