Scientology, Money, Billion Year contracts & Family Disconnection (1 of 2)

[TheSinisterKitty]

The only way they can defend Scientology at this point is to claim to be offended by criticism.

[ZobaK1]

this must be a joke?

sci-fi author Hubbard...

this is funny!

[cobhcmofo313]

scientology stunted cruise's growth, there is medical proof.

[danielismiracle]

it really shows that they placed someone who looks like tom cruise..

[waterspindle]

the elite is supposed to be at the top of the pyramid. but no. they have to be crazy, get stuck inside another pyramid inside another pyramid inside another pyramid inside....pathetic.

"how many free-masons does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... i cannot tell you...its a trade secret." -R.A.Wilson

how many auditors does it take to screw in a light bulb? They can't. They're too stupid to put the E-meter down. -me

[JonesArmandoHoward]

The thing about is that it is about 200 years old, it's Zoroastrianism...

Which at its foundation is racism and being a eunuch or as "Complete" as a eunuch...

It's a branch of Christian Science and the Home or Main church is in Boston it

was discovered in 1886 by Mrs. Mary Baker Eddy Lynn it was called Christian Science Mind Healing.

And it is mostly a FAITH healing movement like Snake CHARMING or blood letting with leeches or witch burning...

[TheCraich]

10:01 Blinking too much is one of the signs of lying.

[79274333]

I was going to spend all my life savings and twenty years finding out about scientology, but, I just watched the south park scientology episode instead, it was much quicker and cheaper.

[666flatliner]

Mission Impossible-Tom Cruise saves the world from arms dealers. MI2-Tom saves world from arms dealing terrorists. MI3-Tom saves the world from Chinese arms dealing terrorists. MI4-Tom saves the world from the ghosts of Chinese arms dealing terrorists. Mission Impossible 5- Tom Cruise converts the world (exept for the jews) to scientology as he is being used as a manchurian canidate in a plot to bankrupt the entire planet, only to be stopped by the Jews...Thank god for jews...

[DWINC]

scientology should be banned! Dumb retards.

[greenday21]

i hate all religion but this isent even that its a cult and by far the most retarded

if their was a god he would piss his pants at you i cant put into words how

fucking stupid this is and u hide from the facts of your faith?like dont ask

about our history thats offencive.no it isent your just retarded,duh

[666flatliner]

@greenday21 Okay...your statement is ironic on soooo many different levels....just, for the love of, well, anyone....... check your spelling and especially your grammer before you insult anothers' intelligence. You're killing the curve, here...

[greenday21]

@666flatliner what has grammer got to do with intelligence?

[666flatliner]

@greenday21 Okay, "isent" isn't a word. It's actually "I" and "sent," two words that you crammed together in an attempt to use the conjunction "isn't," which is (here comes the irony) made up of the two words "is" and "not". The aposrophes that you so conveniently left out only leads me to believe that you're spelling words how they sound to your feeble little mind. Most punctuation is missing all together. Oh, and "offencive?" Really? How are YOU (more irony) going to call anyone stupid? c'mon

[Kashmir2000is]

@666flatliner Actually, 'isn't' is a contraction. Conjunctions are words that are used to connect two other words, sentences, phrases, or clauses together. Such as; and, but, either, and so forth. A contraction is the shorting of a word, or word groups, by replacing a syllable with an apostrophe. i.e., is not, becomes isn't.

You misspelled, apostrophes. You have running sentences. Poorly structured sentences. And the misuse of parentheses. Pretty ironic, don't you think. teehee

[666flatliner]

@Kashmir2000is You misspelled, apostrophes. (wht is there a comma?)You have running sentences. Poorly structured sentences.(not a complete sentence) And the misuse of parentheses.(another incomplete sentence that you began with "And") Pretty ironic, don't you think. the irony thickens

I like you...this is fun!

[kashmir300master]

@Kashmir2000is oh shit, someone with the same name as ME!!! 0_0

[Kashmir2000is]

@kashmir300master I have had mine longer and mine is bestestbetterer. :)~

[sandraz0]

i don't understand why do all of the scientologist get so pissed when you ask questions about their "religion" i mean what are they afraid of??

[triggerhappyhamish]

I Bet they use that fucking lie detector to find out peoples bank details and shit...

"Is your pin number your date of birth?"

"no"

*green light*

"Thank you, you may leave...Lord Xenu...Ive got another one"

[NinjaShizzle]

"I look forward to life everyday", Yeah, that's because you're rich not because of a cult.

[Elvise]

WTF everybody is following that shit.

[Fahneng]

24. Januar is my happy day!

[alexmortland]

What Scientologists fail to acknowledge (among many things) is that there wouldn't be such intense scrutiny of their beliefs & practices if they could manage to make ONE public relations move that doesn't portray their organization as being run by a bunch of corrupt, sketchy thugs who have the nerve to get CONDESCENDING with journalists & other investigators who call bullshit on their racket.

[saval93]

The only thing scientology gave John Travolta was a dead son

[thehollowsofficial]

@saval93 sorry mate but, thats a terrible thing to say man!! am not into this scientogoly shite but, at the end of the day, that guy lost his son!! he might think he's an alien but! at least i'm human, and it must hurt to the core of you're soul to lose you're child!! if the case is travolta and his family did not give thier son the medicene that he needed, it's for the courts to decide!!

[saval93]

@thehollowsofficial i wrote that 6 months ago lol

[PhillyLucky7]

Isn't Scientology just a shoulder to cry on about one's life?

However the average shrink or therapist isn't charging thousands of dollars for special classes.

I went to the ghetto to get my help. In 5 years I spent about $300 total on sessions and medications. I feel better now. lol Celebrities are out of their fucking minds for supporting this church.

[PhillyLucky7]

vitamins ?  lol

[olqutseg]

2 Scientologists think that...

Let me try that again..

2 Scientologists.. Ahh fuck it.  They can both eat a giant bag of DICKS.

[TheSpookyflame]

I want to slap somecunt!!

[Daredoall]

Watch Davis' nonverbal comm when he claims the church didn't advise - the police detectives in charge of interviewing criminals or suspects say that a quick glance diagonally to the right of left implies that the person is creating a story, not a relaying a fact.

[stopt1me]

XENU, Volcano, Aliens, etc. can be found on wikipedia. Just look under Xenu.

[micometer]

"Has the E-meter been tested for true clinical efficacy?"

"I don't know why it would be. It works in Scientology and that's what people use it in."

Something that has never been tested for accuracy by people in the know but can peripherally be linked to a cure for seizures, dyslexia, even cancer. Bunk, BS, I SEE what you did thar.

[noir0222]

weed is not bad fuck scientology i'm higher than a kite

[Belikel]

@noir0222 Actually, after listening to scientology crap I could need some as well.

[bohemianwriter1]

Hey cult leader!

Why don't you wanna answer the simple question:

Do you believe in a science fiction writers "prophecies" about us coming to the world 75 million years ago?

You really put your faith in a mediocre writers insane scheme?

[ariane727]

ahh, I remember when Yo-Yos were the new thing....

[CowOnSpeed123]

do u notice that the only people endorsing scientology by celebrates or "church" offices. you don't get many common people on these shows endorsing it, only condemning it.

[euroman32589]

tom cruise= overpaid, over rated, tosser

[timkul76]

Anyone has the right to chose their own religion but I really don't understand how anyone can believe in this stuff.

[florence99x]

lol they must b the ones who gave kirsty alley all the pies

[mahatanmacoat]

miscavage = cabbage!

[GAMESYSTEMHUNTER]

@mahatanmacoat

MIS cabbage, its not even a real cabbage!

[LepismaVideos]

Anyway, it's funny to know for sure that these "celebrities" are all fucked up morons like everyone else.

[LepismaVideos]

Religions are all tax exempt money scams.

[fatgirlballet]

"religion" as a fad/trend? honestly, are people really that stupid to believe all the bullshit that is scientology? i hope these people never procreate

[thegirl44]

@fatgirlballet

When I was in university it was trendy to call yourself a communist, nowadays the kids are reverting to Islam. Thankfully fads and trends pass, as does our need to follow them...at least being a communist didn't cost me any money.

[wannawatchu66]

Looks to me like Scientology just wants celebrities to *use* as benefactors and "church" promoters. It was concocted by a sci-fi writer. That oughta tell ya plenty.

[TheIntolerantAtheist]

Scientology deludes people with no medical knowledge to denounce an entire field of medicine but Christianity deludes people with no scientific knowledge to denounce biological evolution, cosmological evolution, quantum theory, atomic theory and plate tectonic theory.

[thegirl44]

@TheIntolerantAtheist

Not all Christians are Young Earth Creationists nor does Christian Theology support the idea. Perhaps you should look a little deeper into the sweeping statements that you make?

[TheIntolerantAtheist]

@thegirl44 I didn't say the theology supports the idea, but in Genesis it has that "so-and-so beget so-and-so" and the first estimates of the age of the earth were determined from that, along with the idea that there was no death before "sin." Nevertheless, there is the detrimental problem of fundamentalist Christanity and their war on science in the US. I'm even finding videos from fundies on Youtube trying to denounce gravity and relativity, a concept very difficult to understand.

[thegirl44]

@TheIntolerantAtheist

When men were first firing up their imaginations and looking for answers as to the age of the earth we had neither a 7 day week nor a 365 day year. Young Earth Creationism is a relatively new concept based on a relatively new way of measuring time, so to take the words of the bible and to try to apply a Hovind type timeline to it is not only ludicrous, it's lazy.

Then again, there will always be those who take everything they read in the minutea that it's presented :).

[greyfox37]

Funny how Tommy and Tom had the same crazy laugh

[boamuro]

@greyfox37 It seems to be a sign that they are crazy. They all have that "laugh". They must be trained to laugh like that or something. Strange.

[myfukingusernames]

this are superior humans.. yea

[Nonoyawns]

This journalist deserves an award for this!

[Rusvi1]

Internet is our GOD...We see through all bullshit that is out there

[reidthiss]

@Rusvi1 thats funny

[gombis666]

Tom's fake Scilon-practiced laugh grates on my nerves.

[GermanChocolateCake]

A placebo for the emotionally unsound.

[gareler]

dumb people enter scientology, celebrities enter cientology

isnt that the same?

[airplaneking]

Martin makes an excellent point. Of course actors have a right to their opinion, but he is not a medical professional. It's like the pope saying that condoms cause AIDS. It does a lot of harm to give false advise. Especially if you are famous.

[CompliesWithPart15]

xenu...

any respectable leader has more than a 4 letter name.

Xanthor, Xeavia, Xxxx, Xdeathtoscientology....

[kbbcoop]

I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH XENU

[TheOmatron]

Simple scam targeting bored people who have too much money. Quite genius how they have managed to implement their agenda. They are very dangerous.

[HellBeast66]

i dont affiliate myself with any religion in particular but its my belief that if you are a devout christian/hebrew/muslim and it helps you be a better person then fine, so be it. atheists can also have strong moral values. but when you have a cult like scientology that absolutely destroys peoples lives, then i think we all have to do our part and rise up against these ignorant cunts.

[TSMK900]

Scientology even copied the Christian cross at thier sign.

[Rokyku]

Tommys mum must be happy with what shes raised, even when hes an adult, hes a spoilt whiny brat who has to have everything his way or use childish mean to change the suspect/get out of a sticky situation

[c0kar7]

i just farted and it smells like Scientology

[RaynorX]

do you still have a sense of smell after that?

[rolflmaoweeee]

@RaynorX lol

[randomdave30]

@c0kar7 You beastly article!

[Shnukums41]

@c0kar7 I was standing by a bull that took a dump and it smelled exactly the same

[jamespfearn]

@c0kar7 Yuck, Yuck. Yuck!

[ImLowOnHP]

How can any normal person who does some homework on LRH and scientology even consider joining? I don't get it. Madness.

[SciFientology]

well done

[BlueyIsAWinner]

Tommy really needs a computer internet connection installing in his Gold retreat at the sea org HQ.

You'd think they'd let the chief of press be allowed one to take the pressure off the auditors. (time share)

Talk about a goofball. Tom Tom has now surpassed his namesake Cruise in the festive rankings of elf bowling. Not bad for a rich kid from hollywood.

Bashir totally owned his cracker little ass.

Zenu is gonna make him pay for this.

'start a religion its where the $'s are at'

[luv2spooge1]

DIDNT LRH HAVE SEX WITH LITTLE BOYS?

[Gnoma2345]

yep

[MADMANx511]

I think the interview with Tomdom Cruise was on Australia's Channel 9's 60 Minutes. Rather frightening when you watch how insane he gets.

[gopconservative78]

Zenu is hanging out at Area 51

[seanykc]

Wondered where michael jacksons favourite interviewer had got to. Never see him on British TV any more.

[lorescro101]

Good documentary, pity that i have to see the fucking Martin Bashir on this, i hate youuuu!!!!

[pumasporvida]

wow...I wonder when their intergalactic god Xenu is gonna beam them up...I hope the first to go is Cruise..wuajajajaja