Now I cant stand these dirty ratched feminist bitches and thier disgusting vulvas! stop advocating females to be dirty because YOURE dirty! In my culture, women are clean as hell, and yes our vulvas smell like roses..unlike you dirty females! Lord know what type of dirty jungle you have between your legs! you advocate for women to be hairy and dirty ur nasty to even think that a grown woman's vagina looks like a child! u just want any excuse to be dirty
I love this monologue! So damn funny, my friend-who is in fact a guy (no, he's not gay)- did this monologue for his acting class in college, he recited it to me and I couldn't stop laughing!
My Penis is Happy! But not because of your V.....
LucaTVcom 2 months ago
Now I cant stand these dirty ratched feminist bitches and thier disgusting vulvas! stop advocating females to be dirty because YOURE dirty! In my culture, women are clean as hell, and yes our vulvas smell like roses..unlike you dirty females! Lord know what type of dirty jungle you have between your legs! you advocate for women to be hairy and dirty ur nasty to even think that a grown woman's vagina looks like a child! u just want any excuse to be dirty
PinkPearl691 2 months ago
Best interpretation I've seen on youtube yet FOR. SURE.
sarahnade13 1 year ago
I love this version. It's less screaming and more emotional!
:D Love this girl.
astrangeone 2 years ago
I love this monologue! So damn funny, my friend-who is in fact a guy (no, he's not gay)- did this monologue for his acting class in college, he recited it to me and I couldn't stop laughing!
goodtwin2 2 years ago
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Are you a militant bitch
with a vaginal itch
do you find it rather odd
that you always smell like cod
you have tried all the creams
they work only in your dreams
Are you a Militant bitch?
Loanranger530 2 years ago
no wonder they call you the loan ranger
Shinnyuu2 2 years ago
Shinnyuu2: You are no very bright are you. Yes...just like you said, I am the loan ranger....LOAN as in mortgages.... get it dip shit?
Loanranger530 2 years ago
ahhhhh a double entendre...i see i see
Shinnyuu2 2 years ago
Shinnyuu2: OK... you are being nice so I apologize for the name calling. Unfortunately you still don't have appreciation for my fine poetic work.
Loanranger530 2 years ago
i agree with soccorprincess. the end was sortta weak, but it was powerfull. best one ive seen so far ever.
YheePopTartTails 3 years ago
Ending was kinda weak, but so far the best interpretation I've seen on youtube.
soccersprincess 3 years ago 4
Vagina mother fuckers! haha I love it
OxPartyHardxO 4 years ago 5
I'm doing this monologue for the production I'm currently in and this is the best interpretation I've seen!
xforgivenxforeverx 4 years ago 2
Gotta love this part. So true.
divingwoman89 4 years ago 2
Yay for Vajayjays!!
Fabipunkinola 4 years ago 2
that was so funny! great job!
justsoicancomment 4 years ago 2