this is what you all thing of me 2

[crowcade]

I bet Garret's had some 'tastier' heads than that

[Plexuz0]

smuckers: -smells like the mud puddle of future's past. G. Hunter

[crowcade]

@Plexuz0 fig newtons: ya boi fruitsnacks says its for the fig revolution

 G. Hunter

[10lettername]

fucking sell out

[slyguy33945]

sup

[sLicKVertigO]

sup

[buster9877]

this is far abovev 4:00 how much free time do you think I have?

[Gameathoner]

5:44? What the fuck do you think this is, Lord of the Rings?

[sqweebel1]

Garrett=Patrick Bateman

[Comeback64]

this was over 4 minetes wtf

[crowcade]

@Comeback64 I kinda didn't get what the problem was. Then I realized that this was used with Mega64 equipment.

Who seems to get their shit written by Hideo Kojima.

[laxitives]

Things that hit the spot: Sobe, Sardines, Lotion

[sweetblazincronic9]

I just masturbated to this.

[zanpaktuh]

@sweetblazincronic9

That shit is old and you are using it wrong, you are gay by the way.

[sweetblazincronic9]

@zanpaktuh Thank you Mr. Youtube comment approver it won't happen again.

[Kriskazam]

I doubt that's the tastiest head you have ever tasted xD

[EditRealityGaming]

@Kriskazam

Alot of people missed: "I can suckle the juice straight from the head"

[godofacorns]

Funny how you're pushing Dr. Pepper in the Faircast.

[Cidan3]

Garrett. The perfect sell out?

[WastedTalent1632]

I'd cash that Sony paycheck real soon, I have a feeling the will be voiding it any minute now.

[MrSantiagoandDunbar]

yo fruit flavored fruit stripe hit me up i want some sobe

[qpOffBeatPanda999]

wow fruit snacks i want you to advertise my product how can i get in contact with you do i just call Jonathan

[theamazingempiricist]

what the fuck i do

[Naxwell]

Ghost dollars

[Djchamploo132]

this is not what I thing of you. <3

[johncusackdeathcult]

I bet Shawn's head tasted better

[CaptainPengu]

there's mold growing on his dreadlocks

:B

[TundraRabbit]

FAKE!

hes using a green a screen recording of Shawn

you cant bullshit me Garrat hantur

[JDilla2812]

i believe that if people united against skin color, their would be a better america for future generations

[dimebag123456789]

@JDilla2812 hippy ..

[JDilla2812]

@dimebag123456789 thats what dimebag played about, "rise" and no good(attack the radical)

[dimebag123456789]

@JDilla2812 just a generic random comment .. how much u read into it is your doing

[JDilla2812]

hey bro if you going to come trolling on garrets videos, take it to roccos

[dimebag123456789]

@JDilla2812 - Why you hate rocco ? .... haters gonna hate i guess.

[roronora]

@JDilla2812 You're a fan of Mega64 AND J Dilla?

We are now brothers.

[JDilla2812]

@roronora Im not a Jdilla fan, i just like the name, we can still be cousins tho

[roronora]

@JDilla2812 Wtf... that's so weird.

[tippo1449]

@JDilla2812 ...I just fail to see how that comment is in any way related to the video. The skin color one.

[haseso88]

@JDilla2812 . . . I think people fought against that cause it WASNT working . . . and what does that have to do with garret being made fun of . . . .GARRET ITS A SALAD DRESSING SITUATION ALL OVERT AGAIN!

[neocammy]

what the fuck did I just watch

[TheGreystoneGang]

Baconets and Pizzarolaz

[neogaiden]

sponser me sardines

[BEARCRAB]

oh hey your dollars are fading into the ghost realm dog

[solarflare22]

Somebody give this man a raise.

[overtsc]

fucking sellout

[YaBoiPScoot]

Sobe: No matter what, you're up against.

[zaengo]

@YaBoiPScoot nothing can stop, THIS NOW.

[DrZepolete]

lol at the beginning he's whistling sellout.

[n2existance]

this is exactly what i think of you

[ShibazJr]

white guy with dreads says words, no one listens

[Hungerth]

garet how u turned into giant at end of video?

i dont think this is healthy habit

[RageTreb]

Garret pays with transparent counterfeit bills.

[Cliffle]

Yes

[lordshin]

wat

[onlynicc16]

"Smells like the mud puddles of futures past!" LMAO ! wtf !

Fruitsnacks so crazy.

[jewstomper3000]

A FEW KILOS OF MARIJUANA CIGGARETTE SMOKING MATERIAL

[SupaCakez]

i cried while watching this because the only things of these that are available over here are snickers and sardines. :C

[rushnerd]

I'm so glad I subbed for these

[Tehpwnage893]

I need to borrow your pokewalker wants revenge.

[haseso88]

I didnt no people made half these jokes were made about you . . . Poor Garrett :(

[splync]

Hold 6 for Garrett's DOLLAR SOLO!!!

[scabellum]

Damn Garrett's got a mean case of the munchies.

[SenorAwesome]

called it

[beakerox]

gotta get me some baken-ets pork rinds now XP

[nashartwell]

garret do you always glow green when you think to yourself.

[LongJohnsonn]

@nashartwell you mean to say, when you "thing" to yourself

[rushnerd]

@nashartwell

Uhh duh!

[Andjealous]

Honestly, if I were to get a tattoo I would get one that just said TATTOO in large scrawled letters.

[Jackklassen]

Garret got the name don buchwald from howard stern

[grillerg]

hahaha ahhhh i love garrett :D

[haseso88]

Better then the first???

[Budogenkai]

Electric Thingaloo

[Chaosrain112]

"I could suck the juice right from the tip"

- Garrett Hunter, 2011

[Nixon072]

Haha Don Buchwald

[jmbtake6]

Wow, holy shit Garrett... lmfao

[MusicianPooper]

"That's the tastiest head I've ever eaten"

[FBIPacker]

2:37 :|

[jszekerj]

This is most crunchiest and flavorful diuretic I've ever eatin'!

[Brunstar123]

Shawn's head pwned by a fish head?

[stealthyRobot]

I hope I never get a hold of that dollar.

[hobowithabag]

Holy shit you guys...he is whistling the Reel Big Fish song "Sell out" in the beginning. Fucking rad dude.

[TotalitarianPacMan]

I like the part with the explosion.

[GorillaSnackz]

Garrett is funnier than Mega64

[ToaRV]

I thing Garrett is ready to blow that think...

[cehsneoa]

....

[MetaTheorist]

Sobay green tea. 

[CooptheSnoop21]

Try all you want but you will never sellout as much as smosh

[kkwak92]

OH! It's surprisingly tastier.

[MagicalCarrot]

I was going to make a comment simply saying "tattoos" but someone beat me to it.

Instead I think I'll say that you teased the money out of my pockets with your big, natural salespitch.

SOLD

[Unknownmember1000]

Garrett?!?! How could you do this to us? I guess I'll just have to weep into my Shirt of the Colossus, now restocked and avaliable on mega64.com for only $17.99! Available in from small to X-large. Get while supplies last.

[chibikykiske]

lucky, i want a Mari phone strap.

[KyatiTyname3]

You sure Shawn's dick isn't the tastiest head you've ever eaten?

[Soadrock132]

I thing Fruitsnakz are a cool guy, he are helps freind and doesn't afraid of anythink.

[Kidzilla99]

When I woke up this morning thinging of Garrett.. as I always do.. ya know.. I gotta say I didn't really envision this.

[TheMikeMythos]

I wished I lived in a symmetrical looking mansion too.

[kneegrow2727]

We tease the spine out of your fish with our big, natural molars

[loooljoe]

LOOK AT TAGS.

[kocy33]

the greenscreen screen selection screen grenn could have been better.

[AtheistsLastThought]

no...no...I still see you as a bob-marley-weed-smoking mofo.

[Itsclarke]

This was really good :)

[metaleggman18]

Were people really acting like you were Gene Simmons or something?

[metalmatthias]

What the fuck......did I just watch?

[Yoyokilla2]

I concur. This clown needs some fago.

[Fridgeburn]

I just bought 14 of every one of those items.

[aladdino500]

I had a friggen dream about Mega64 last night, you guys all worked at a car dealership and Rocco had a tie with little frogs on it.

?

[jonanator91]

Lol some people still don't get it

[Yoyokilla1]

JUGGALO FAMILLY WHOOP WHOOP GIT SUM OF THAT FAGO BRICH! THE WRAITH SEZ U NEED MOAR MAGNETS!!111111111111111111111­111

HEY BUT RLY. I THINK I SAW U AT THE OLD SHIT TOUR. U AND ANYBODY KILLA HAV DA SAME DREDLOK WIGZ RIGHT?????????????????????????­???????????????????????

SEND YO GARRETT STR8 TO THE STOAH

TELL THAT

BRICH

TO BRING HOME SOME

FAGGO!!!!!!

[aladdino500]

This is the Ultimate Banned Super Bowl Commercial

[s4ge0z]

sabritones 

[Gillasaurus]

This is the greatest thing I HAVE EVER watched.

[awesomeman]

fuck. I really want some Sobe now

[Methanekiller]

This is great Garret very funny

[dasutin]

This was a good vid, keep it up Garrett.

[BlackOut0189]

I'm buying those sardines tonight when I go food shopping

[Hungwongdong]

I like Garret. If you can make money of these I am happy for you.

[dinnivanmalo]

fig revolution 4 lyf

[DomoKun371]

was someone whistling sellout by reelbig fish at the begining of this video?

[officialunofficial]

"That's the tastiest head I've ever had" -Shawn Chatfield, 2011

[jammybizzle666]

tattoos

[donutplay]

you should be a salesman

[swany666]

Wow what drugs is this guy on

[Riion93]

oh garrett your such a whore

[CabinetSquirrel]

Also, Garrett, even if your iPhone tape case ad WASN'T for a friend, I wouldn't give a shit, because it was fucking hilarious. Even like a week after it came out, my girlfriend will still say "YO IT'S D-VADE!" to me. And I'll laugh. You've created art.

But it was also for a friend so everyone needs to chill the fuck out.

Also I'm going to buy the cassette case for my girlfriend.

[CabinetSquirrel]

He blew his nose with a $1 bill? What a fucking peasant.

[Skifle2]

Dude you like such a sellout man!

u fokkin mainsteam barsted

fok u, u aint indie!!!!

[Daver14X]

well this confirms that What you Thing of me 1 is true. NO ONE WOULD EAT ALL THAT IF THEY DIDN"T HAVE THE MUNCHIES!

[HelenKellersArmy]

I like the part with the product placements.

[LULLIBIbroadcast]

You had me at Baken-Ets

[T3HM4N244]

Nah, I imagine you would be listening to the NGE theme on a 24/7 loop.

[spikehamer2]

hell i will even pay for the whistlin of this song

[defcon554]

you can tell that chocolate sausage tasted like shit XD

[californiaisastate]

this is POETIC i tell you what

[Blarggle]

Okay... Fucking Garret... I thing you are so god damn awesome.... Where the fuck is the 2nd subscribe button? Or you know what? Better yet? Where is the button that just gives you my money? So many thinks I want to say, I'll just say, Fuck you're awesome.

[vibriCZ]

hahaha garrett you are the shit ! the world is yours.

[onlynicc16]

Reminds me of waynes world lol.

[themagicalgamer]

he was whistling sell out in the beginning.

[MrChrisMad]

I know that this is a joke, but I've been convinced to buy everything he talked about.

[makocalamity]

@MrChrisMad Today's lunchbreak, cracklin' oat bran

[metaleggman18]

@MrChrisMad Including the more than 2lbs of marijuana cigarette materials?

[MikeOShay]

@MrChrisMad Seriously. I otherwise wouldn't have tried out the Snickers Almond. if I see Baken-Ets I'm totally getting them.

[turtlebuttmudd]

Sobe Green Tea is shit compared to Arizona Green Tea.

Cool shirt though

[ToastedBaby]

I knew Mega64 was making bank. That's probably his summer summer house.

[BruvixVG]

garret thinks like me when i'm stoned and have the munchies.

[MrPoeGhost]

Garrett, this is the coolest thing you have ever done

[flicknausi]

garrett, how's your dick?

[AjorasWill]

*hugs garrett*

[grim0451]

Yo I got your marijuana cigarettes right here Garret finger a text my way.

[Deathrobe]

What was with the ICP reference ?

[Ryaomon]

Catagory: Nonprofit

[fatboyigloo]

Poetry in motion.

[wtcrackers]

i really want the greenscreen from this....

[CaptainPengu]

GARRETT..

HUNTER..

"EFFECTS MAN EXTRAORDINAIRE.."

[supr4]

You're just butt hurt that people pointed out your foul, fucking sellout.

[barghesteldark]

@supr4 His butt might hurt but that is only because the mighty yet gentle cock of capitalism has been swirling around in there, leaving him fantastically wealthy.

And you, a dude so poor you couldn't afford an 'e' in your name to make it super4, you're just railing against a man who has utilized the system effectively in his pursuit of wealth.

Don't hate the player, hate the game. You keep up your poor financing and you'll end up spr4 by the end of the year.

[supr4]

@barghesteldark I day trade motherfucker, i drive a nsx costumed to look like a mr2. go suck dick fag

[barghesteldark]

@supr4 Good on you, a 12 year-old day trader. A real success story.

[vviippeerr]

the most perfect video ever created in human history?

[BaconiusMandrift]

NOT THE CHOCOLATE SAUSAGE

[macncheese2392]

Garrett Hunter, SUCKING RIGHT FROM THE TIP

[Dramoir]

What the fuck did I just watch this is CRAP, stupid and completely pointless. This video is the complete opposite from good. What a load of fucking horseshit. That is why I am going to give this video a 10 out of 10!

[Hayaishin]

Garret should sponsor U.S. Cavalry since he wears alot of shit thats like what they sell. and hotopic

[monoclethief]

Garrett is truly a gift of a human being.

[PoprocksAndCoke]

"so-bay"

Garrett continues his fantastic tradition of pronouncing almost everything incorrectly. Thank god for Garrett

[LiquidIsokisok]

Needs more gayjokes.

[kirbyalex2002]

I love your 'tatoo'

[colbyseattle]

The slurp when he pulled the sausage out of his mouth was to much.

[darkdawg69]

I love you Garrett

[CooptheSnoop21]

"you knocked timbo's eye out!"

[boglesworth]

the sequel blew the first one out of the fucking water

[hoymanman]

Sell Out-- Teenage Dirtbag

[AZNROCKER]

I fucking hate assholes who wear affliction ed hardy and tapout, and think they're all bad ass..

[TonyMontana32]

i fukin love u garrett

[ShinraXSoldier]

Wow, you truly have skill with film making. It kept me guessing every minute, and I was at the edge of my seat the whole time. The story was innovative as it captured the viewers attention within seconds. The plot was well thought out and the camera angle was perfect to capture the emotions of the main character in his struggle to overcome evil. This is truly one of the best videos I have ever seen. Will recommend to friends 5/5.

[EternalCrappyKid]

@ShinraXSoldier it was okay.

[2l28DRAIN]

@ShinraXSoldier Hate this joke.