MST3K - Boggy Creek II (part 3)

[madcazspin]

Cher



[themasterblaster1964]

u all are mutha humpers

[2pacthugzta]

the bimbos in this are hot!

[SpiderxBlue]

4 people are naughtyfittedmushshrumps

[JackilynSpellman]

"You need to work on your camel toe, son.

[JackilynSpellman]

2:26 "My memory had cheese cloth put over it at this point."

[JackilynSpellman]

"And he falls in and gets eaten by a pig." lulz.

[FatWongFoo]

I claim this land for Arkansas!

[wildboy26mn]

"Psssh... i am so much better than this barn"

[QwertyitesWipQozn]

Cher ?

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Can I borrow a cup of SHIRT?

4:04 - Unforgettable. Tuesdays on CBS. Starring Crow T. Robot, Tom Servo and Mike Nelson.

[kftc88]

1:30 Crow are you saying that you want to see Charles Pierce shirtless? Because as hot as Tanya is, that trade-off is not worth it.

[noahsim97]

can i borrow a cup of SHIRT

[AsAboveItIsBelow]

Why does the professor guy remind me of Chuck Testa...?

[paladindarknite]

whats funny, my lil brother doesnt like MST3K but we ridicule every movie we watch! is that ironic! this movie was first taste of MST3K! time chasers, track of the moon beast, and devilfish,...so on & so on!

[McRuffster]

Well I'll be damned, farmers do exist.

[thumperka]

4 people need to work on their cameltoe

[CarolinaOcelot]

Well, no more corn liquor on my Total for breakfast.

[ChaoticYak]

Well, your flashback was a little sketchy in that it told me nothing.

[budzin303]

wait we have firearm but no liquer!!!!

[guitarguyjones]

-gasp-

Ted Nugent?

Slash?

Rob Zombie?

...Cher?

[cj397]

jeez do a pushup, kid.

[Jabbawocky007]

Is it weird I find the chick in the red hat strangely attractive? LOL

[SmokingSpoon]

"Turn off the light, let me project my thought." LOL !

[commieRob]

Okay, sniff your arm sweat, calm down.

[yomie100]

(to the cows) --

"you're in so much trouble......jumping over the moon" LOL

[TelevisionsFrank]

Clearly every Southern Anthropologist spends the first couple of years of school studying swamp monster sightings in barns from the 1960's.

[bLuDcLoT06]

"you need to work on your cameltoe son"

[Jackiechan39]

"Yeah drivin down the road, lookin for a waffle house, drinkin lots of wild turkey ye'hoo".

[SpiderxBlue]

@Jackiechan39 hey i was going to write that

[Jackiechan39]

"Late in the afternoon Logan came from that field there driving his cows. One of them blew a tire".

[ChaoticYak]

Ted Nugent?

Slash?

Rob Zombie?

...Cher?

[Gigrantula58]

Drivin' down the road, looking for a Waffle House, drinkin' lots of Wild Turkey!

[KingOfUm]

That 'professor' called himself city folk when he's barely a margin less of a redneck than them.

[Flighty28]

"I'll be damned. Farmers do exist!"

[itsayskeds]

''oh, man. i left my hose on all night!''

[ccrimsonfox]

9:05 people should make this noise whenever someone puts on pants

[benjie414]

southerners are scarier than bigfoot to me.

[CakeMageMae]

@benjie414

As a Southerner, I probably ought to be offended by this comment, but actually I kind of agree. 

[tripdefect87]

@benjie414 They live in Arkansas, that's hardly considered the South

[fullyhalfempy]

@tripdefect87 Well,,, I don't know how to break it to you. That's all.

[uuuultra]

I'd like to show Tanya my Boggy Creek Monster, heh heh.

[gigglesilly17]

gasp ted nugen?-SLASH?- ROB ZOMBIE?.....CHER?

[Jaystew17]

You need to work on your cameltoe, son. lol!

[jets713]

"That bitch doesn't want us around here"

"I don't want you around here" LMAO

[lilanma]

@jets713 I think she said 'Betcha she don't want us around here" but it sounded like "bitch", lol.

[CertifiedGooner729]

"You need to work on your camel toe, son."

[CertifiedGooner729]

"When you major in Boggy Creek studies you can pretty much write your own ticket on Wall Street after you graduate."

[throbbin87]

JESUS! DO A PUSH UP KID!

[hebahabahobaheben]

8:05 "you need to work on your camel toe son"...gosh that was Hi-larious!!! especailly with the bot's tee-heeing

[jayef53]

I checked the University of Arkansas website. They no longer offer Boggy Creek Studies as a major. Damn budget cuts take away all the good programs.

[Kinemacolour]

The Boggy Creek Monster watched this 4 times.

[pretorious700]

seldom do you see such artistic usage of the jew's harp in a film score!!

[montyburns9999]

@pretorious700 Thank you for pointing that out! I saw this a million times and never realized this might be the only movie I know with a jew's harp all over the score.

From the Royal Academy of Arts: Jimmy Clem!

[39tommyboy]

hey waffle houses are pretty damn good when your on the go and need a bowl of grease with a french fry in it. lol they do make the best waffles though. but the one we have in okc they police had to spend the night in because they would have so many drive by.s it was crazy after midnight at it. lol nothing like risking your life for a waffle. lol

[Aijalon2520]

Servo: "If I'm not mistaken, that's JEEEEED!"

XD

[LonewolfSojourner]

@Aijalon2520

You can feel Mike and Crow's urge to strangle Tom when he does that :)

[ZoomingDakota]

"Can I borrow a cup of shirt?"

[captainhowdy01]

I hear banjos!

hey Servo, ever seen Deliverance?

[EddieIsCrazy1]

Hey legend. How's the continueing going?

[siggy16]

Ted Nugent

Slash

Rob Zombie

CHER?!

LMAO!!

[dacrunkqb11]

Thank goodness for the Jeep's braking distance of 500 yards!

Aw man I left my hose on all night...

[ant1ph0n]

the cows had a mutilation they had to go to.

[snipetracker]

Thank you for posting. This is a great episode from the Sci-fi period - an episode that grows progressively funnier - and in good quality. The four people that disliked it must be the four cast members.

[GoblinXXX]

So, the Legend was scuba diving, ripped the head off a swimming deer, and then just dragged the body to the road and left it there? WHY???

[Amack2]

@GoblinXXX It's Tuesday?

[GoblinXXX]

@Amack2 Don't be ridiculous! Everyone knows sasquatches go WATER SKIIING, rip the heads off raccoons, and leave the bodies outside Wal-Marts on Tuesdays!

[Amack2]

@GoblinXXX Doh, right of course. My mistake.

[applebonker141]

@GoblinXXX Maybe the deer was past his expiration date. 

[lwardweber]

"Driving down the road,

Lookin' for a waffle house,

Drinkin' lots of wiiiiiild turkey!"

[ChaoticYak]

My memory had cheesecloth over it at this point.

[borovitz]

their heads line up perfectly with shirt-less dudes nipps....

[shaolinskater]

RELEASE THE KRACKEN!!!!!!!!!!

[RavnDream]

"Can I borrow a cup of shirt?"

"Okay, people without shirts, please put 'em on. & people with shirts, please take 'em off!"

"I'm in so much trouble, jumpin' over the moon!"

[Idiotbitchboy]

Ted Nugent, Slash, Rob Zombie....... CHER? ........... Oh, hey legend how's the continuing going

[DementedJuggalette]

get in there! you are in so much trouble! ....jumpin over the moon.....

[CarolinaOcelot]

I got nipple rub!

[mechris7022]

the whole flashback/contacts skit was gold :)

9:08 now i see why he brought her!



[watda74]

-I saw two well-muscled Olympian figures locked in gymnasial sport. Suddenly the Kraken appeared, casting asunder the two Demigods, and then engaging them in a Socratic symposium, on the verisimilitude of memory!

Where Murphy gets this stuff, we may never know. lol

[ChaoticYak]

@watda74 That's amazing, Servo! You're better than that guy who wrote that book about remembering stuff!

[devospud]

maybe this movie is the 'citizen kane' of arkansas film-making, and he or she is doing their master's thesis on it.

[watda74]

@devospud

Nah, I'm pretty sure this is the P9FOS of AR movie-making (it's just BAD!), and if a master thesis was somehow composed out of it I feel so sorry for that tree. lol

-Well, no more corn liquor on muh Total fer breakfast!

[TheMackDaddy123]

Cher?

[Zoso881]

@TheMackDaddy123 Yeah Cher

[mst3k54]

Aaahaagagahh! Mike, his batch.... OOhh!

[Zoso881]

@mst3k54 You need to work on your camel toe son

[invaderlum02]

I know that this may seem ridiculous to ask, but why are they "checking" a barn, when the crazy legend thing is in a swamp? Oh...so the whole thing gets explained before the commercial break...it's all so clear now!

[ChaoticYak]

Well, no sense closing the barn door after the cows... Hey! I invented an aphorism!

I am so much better than this barn.

[harryshissler]

He suddenly became a senior citizen.

[Tareltonlives]

@harryshissler Wait until Krenshaw makes Lockhart a boy

[realpsyc]

@mama3183

Why? The riffing is 100x better than the movie itself.

[mama3183]

Does anyone know where one can actually see the mov ie.. without all the extra bullshit??..

[scooteratreides]

@mama3183 "Without all the extra bullshit?" Do you have any concept of what you're watching? You might just as well tell a Rocky Horror audience to sit down and shut up!

[fishgul69]

@mama3183 you really want to see the movie by itself? the point of mst3k is that they pick on BAD movies, and this IS a bad movie.

[SniperStorm7]

"No more corn liquor on my Total for breakfast"

[sleepyhollow783]

2:15 (Servo to the cows) "Yer in so much trouble, jump'in over the moon!" :-))

[sexysadie1977]

"What happened to the car or truck is the question." WTF?

[shnargru]

Can I borrow a cup of shirt?

[OzzyFan87]

That wasn't a rooster, it was Krankor.

[watda74]

@OzzyFan87: BGAWWK!!

[vintagegirl31]

No more corn liquor on my total for breakfast!

[raineandrews]

"God, I said that well...."

"Geez, do a push-up kid.'

"You are in so much trouble...jumping over the moon!!"

"Ah..Ted Nugent? Slash? Rob Zombie? Cher??"

"You need to work on your camel toe, son."

"I claim this land for Arkansas."

[MissScarlettOHara]

"Ted Nugent? Slash? Rob Zombie? Cher?"

Love it! XD

[spiros11386]

hey legend, how's the continueing goin? hahahaha

[sweetmother2406]

"Can I borrow a cup of shirt?"

[ChannelBluesy]

3:50 LOL! best song riff ever! I also love the visual as they leave the theater with it! oh GOD if only I could get that little snippet on my ipod I'd play it all day... or at least make it my awesome ringtone

[BlueEyes7452]

Can I borrow a cup of shirt?

[shrews12001]

I would like to thank Tom and Mike for giving us a brief respite from Tim's nipples at 7:53

[HalfBreedObama]

That is one gay looking jeep.

[SamuraiFoochs]

"MIKE, HIS BATCH! IT'S-OH GOD!"

[NASAgov]

i got nipple rub lol

[darky5k1987]

Driving down the road,

looking for a waffle house,

drinkinglots of wild turkey!

Yee-Hoo!

[LadyBurori]

no more corn liquor on my total for breakfast...LOL!!!!!!! XD

[garciare1]

You're in so much trouble jumping over the moon.

[TsarIvanIV]

well I'll be damned; farmers DO exist!!

[applebonker141]

"You guys can use the toilet but she says I can't!"

"Turn off the lights and let me project my thoughts..."

"Drivin' down the road/lookin' for a Waffle Hut/drinkin' lots of Wild Turkey, whoo!"

Jeez, that kid is built like George Harrison.

"*squeaky noises as Leslie puts on her shorts*" HEE! XD

[NASAgov]

I`ll be damned farmers do exist

[Ayria]

"Ted Nugent?"

"Slash?"

"Rob Zombie?"

"... Cher?"

JEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

[robotrix]

RIP Charles B. Pierce

[pretorious700]

is he dead? was it terminal pomposity?

[robotrix]

Don't know if it was that but he did pass away a few days ago. He was in an assisted living facility in TN. He was 71.

[NUTCASE71733]

If I'm not mistaken, that's JEEEEEEEEED!!!

[wewenono77]

a bearded egg in a tie.........black power..

[JollyJollies22]

Seriously, why 9:07 ? A zoom-in and everything...this movie is impossibly awful

[maximumkarlnage]

Driving down the road looking for a waffle house drinking lots o' wild turkey yeehoo

[mowque]

As a farmer- roosters crow for many reasons all trough out the day.

[Tareltonlives]

"I claim this land for Arkansas!"

[poolygirl13]

Jeez kid, do a push-up

[ElveeKaye]

"Sure, crow now, it's 11:30!"

My friend's neighbor has a rooster that crows ALL DAY LONG. He never shuts up! Luckily, there's enough space between neighbors that it isn't much of a problem, but that is one confused rooster.

[tagginos]

I'm a city boy but I spent a year in Honduras. F***in rooster next door would go off at 2AM, 3:30, 4AM

[Rampardo5]

Well ill be damned, farmers do exist...

[blsthundergod]

threaten 'em with your physique!!!!!

[ste309w]

cher? brilliant!

[mean86chevy]

I think it was 64 or 65. It was 64. That's correct.

[tobybirdmann]

ok. sniff your arm sweat. calm down. thats it

[ChevyTrucks352]

"It's the Orval Faubus museum!"

[adiadv10]

no more corn liquor on my Total for breakfast

[gibsonsimpson]

Ted Nugent? Rob Zombie? Cher?

[DangerDrVenture]

"doesn't matter, Charlie"

Love how Charles B Peirce refers to his son's character in real name.

[seanThree16]

Jeez, do a push up, kid.

[araminta107]

"You need to work on your camel toe, son"

"Me and the castrato will check this out"

[cakeforrachie]

Ted Nugent? Slash? Rob Zombie? Cher?

[chuckle14]

Can I borrow a cup of shirt?

[KoopaKonartist]

"Drivin' down the road, lookin' fer a Waffle House, drinkin' lots of Wild Turkey. Yee heew!"

[livinintwilightzone]

Me and the castrate will take a look...

[11dosentmatter]

i bet she dosent want us around here 0:37

[Tareltonlives]

"I don't want you around here!"

[Mailman692]

the chick that was in this movie was so hot though

what was her name

[riseuplight]

looks like a scener from the '70s

[livinintwilightzone]

She reminds me of Cupcake though from...oh man, I forgot what episode that was. "Come on Sam, give it the old college try!"

[ClassiestMokuren]

That would be "Riding With Death," my friend.

[livinintwilightzone]

Yes yes! Thank you!

[watda74]

I believe her name is Serene Hedin. She has been in practically nothing since this movie and is nowhere to be found. No Wiki, Google, IMDB bio, nada.

"Now that's a half-hearted attempt at a porn name."

[hollyhuffstutler]

"My memories has cheesecloth over them at this point"

"She probably doesn't want us around here" "I don't want you around here"

[tobybirdmann]

u need to work on ur camel toe son

[Scarpsad]

so what happened to the cows in the flashback?

[customcartoons]

Scarpsad <---- spose they dun got et...

[livinintwilightzone]

they's got ate by Rob Zombie there...

[Slocum87]

You're in so much trouble!

Jumping over the moon!

[kellingc]

one of my favorite quotes: "Well we're driving down the road, looking for a Waffle House, drinking lots of Wild Turkey"

[Tareltonlives]

Yeee-hah!

[mariechaton]

oh, man i left my hose on all night

[tobybirdmann]

one of 'em blew a tire

[whitefalcon79]

"Can I borrow a cup of shirt?"

[PantisMantis]

"Well no more corn liquor on my Total for breakfast."

[sisyphusorianus9787]

"God, I said that well..."

ROFL