Makin' Babies: A Song

[BNBazel]

Oatmeal reference!

[mthsbandrocks]

Yes, it was creepy.

[ladysbaby]

1:43 my favorite Hank moment ever!

[chexmixultimate]

Yes, it is a little disturbing.

And I love the end screen!

[MedorikoPhoenix]

Between Hank and The Oatmeal, I know everything I could ever want to know about anglerfish sex. I love the internet.

[snowflaked23]

This is the best song, like ever. Or, the best song about sex, ever?

[nekoninja1234]

this was posted on my 13th birthday. best gift ever.

[nekoninja1234]

this is how you pick up women.

[sgtfwoods]

Vlogbrothers, all about animal sex

[RiskyBrothers]

three characters

:[]

[FlargTheKitty]

Right now, I'm imagining Hank serenading Katherine with this song...

[rawrjessitree]

Lol nice face after singing the song... you look quite proud

[JustLikeTheOtherDay]

OH MY GOD THE OATMEAL! :DDDD

[ConfusedShipper123]

This was fantastically awkward. So. Yeah. You win. :D

[otakubabe555]

Ahahahaha, I just remembered something. My one friend used to have two dogs that were not spayed or neutered. So naturally, they ended up procreating. Her little brother found them in the process and was too young to know what they were doing, and he tried to pull them apart. I don't remember what happened after that.

[otakubabe555]

So I was doing something completely unrelated to anything to do with the internet, and I heard the words "20 at the most." Needless to say, my head was then reminding me about this song.

[RaiDarling]

it was creepy



[KatherineJane001]

If the thumbnail picture of this song was the clip of the giraffes having sex, I bet this vid would have 14 million views ha

[ajswanson91]

I wonder how the Katherine reacted to this song.

[Alejandro1Mojica]

Definitely dude im down

[TBONe2Big4U]

@TBONe2Big4U good song tho



[chocolemonade]

New favorite Hank Green song

[MsWasteland101]

yeah, a little creepy

[dunzy1996]

If Hank's computer ever gets seized he'll have to explain a lot to the police.

[TheIvyBlade]

Its creepy alright! :P

[fulfooter]

press 3 over and over XD

[plantlife1212]

katherin: oh hank u wrote a new song how fun whats it about

hank: just listen

(plays song)

katherin:are u tryin to hint to something hank

[sesshypuppysbff]

Creepy and totally hilarious!

[CarolineTurpentine]

i love that you have the anglerfish poster from the oatmeal.

[mysticmeana]

This is one of those videos that I do not remember. So basically this feels like a brand new video!

[singa4evr]

Really creepy, sorry bro

[masterfrofro]

chords anyone?



[josephd183]

oatmeal poster!!

[thexquisitetorture]

Epic! xD

[ajswanson91]

Wow... That song was really well written, but it was very random. But I laughed my butt off XD

[TheClutzilla]

this is really a well written song...just sayin.

[sarahlouisehaycox]

I feel like i've been hit on XD

[MrRydude17]

its creepy, but its still awesome!

[LifeMustard]

What are the chords for this? Does anyone know?

[witchmusic]

Can you imagine walking in and seeing hank on google "dolphins having sex" ? that would be so wierd!

[redsparrowtree]

why cant I find the giant squid of anger tshirt?? :'(

[videogamer55]

@redsparrowtree i dont think they have it on sale anymore =/

[redsparrowtree]

@videogamer55 noooooooooooo! :'(

-giant squid of anger-

[Blunka796]

It was creepy. And that voice wasn't helping much xD

[dusmo]

THE OATMEAL.

[ReKrisB]

Good song, Hank.

But....yes, it was a little creepy.

I think the footage of animal sex is going to haunt my nightmares for a while XD

[tigerlili242]

I had this song stuck in my head along with a super epic piano masterpiece.

My brain was immensely confused.

[sighcantthinkofaname]

Ok, so there was this post on tumblr that said "The last song you listened to will be played at your funeral"

I thought about it. Then I realized it was this song.

Thanks Hank for making my funeral insanely awkward XD

[OldSocksVideos]

@sighcantthinkofaname How are you going to die!?

[elliebean93]

I really hope no one asks what I'm humming all day today...

[bizzibumblebee]

my husband actually sang this to me when he was asking me if i wanted to start having babies i loved it :D

[FlyingPigscanfly711]

VERY CREEPY!

[RenaesWorld]

hahahaha i laughed so hard thanks hank for making my day lol

[TopsieTurviez]

oatmeal poster ftw

[Querty1995]

How in the world can you make such awesome music in do little time???

[dyslexicxheart]

this song + The Oatmeal, ftw.

[I4gotmyMANTRA]

Also, PLEASE PUT THIS ON ITUNES. Seriously, I'll buy it.

[I4gotmyMANTRA]

I would just love to see what Hank's search history looked like after making this video. All those clips...

[puppyluveromg]

you scare me sometimes

[cutiegirl7o7o]

foreshadowing...?

[dragoncrazed12]

You have the Angler fish poster! WANT. Gah, I love the oatmeal...

[MikalaMari]

I'm getting awkward stares at the park but this song is just so catchy...

[DinoTubz9638]

Awkward but not as awkward as Nerd Gurl.

[SuperCatSara]

lol pawwwsta /Americans xD

[plattupus]

why does it have to be soo catchy!!!!!!

[CelticxPanda]

My only question is why do these people sit there and film animals procreating? That...seems really creepy and weird to me.

[schok51]

@CelticxPanda Nothing can shock scientist.Especially biologist apparently.

[ViolaLullaby]

The only creepy part was the tortoise noise.

[TheObviousEspionager]

There's nothing i like more than random songs about random endevores. This one just happened to be about.....animals in the sack.

[kalyalamary]

it wasn't creepy at alllllll~~~yes it was

[Rwonton2223]

extremely creepy

but i like it:)

[Ookami1123]

THE OATMEAL!! 'How The Male Angler Fish Gets Completely Screwed' AHA! YES!

[carstenwjensen]

I remember why i subscribed to the Vlogbrothers

[fookard]

oatmeal :D

[EmmyBea]

Ha @ the oatmeal angler fish poster. That's actually exactly what I thought about when you made your angler fish song

[SamaLovesGuess]

This was GREAT, I especially loved the part where you explained why you didn't use the chimpanzee clip, LMAO.

If someone sang this to me, it would only work because that would mean the guy got it from here. Being here long enough means you're a nerdfighter and being a nerdfighter is synonymous with being an awesome person who never forgets to be so. XD

[TwistedSenseOfHumor]

*perverted moment* I SERIOUSLY hope this song isn't directed toward john. Lol

[thephantombutterfly6]

this is pretty much the nerdy version of that "you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals" song which is great... it's not nearly as creepy if you listen to it without watching the video =)

[hernosestuckinabook]

Bit creepy.

[inkeverlasting94]

loved the wink. very smooth. 

[jersygirl99]

Yeah... Kinda creepy. But what if moon pasta was mutated so one strand would fill a person's tummy?

[DestructionEnveloped]

The oatmeal! That made me so happy :D

[leighlin101]

yes



[regularguy5mb]

G.I. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEE!!!!!!

Not creepy at all.

[igotyourmoney23]

dolphins are so awesome, their sex even makes me want to be one

[kenseitakezo]

You know what no I don't find it creepy if you want to look up chimps having sex just so you can make your song a bit more educational thats fine even though I wouldn't want to watch it... still not creepy

[TheNikki4u]

So I want this song on my iPod ... can you make that happen? I can't find any links that you've already put it on iTunes :(. Thanki :)

[TheMYHAPPYMONSTER]

What are his parents thinking while watching this? O_O

[meismariah]

Uhm, Hank? Are you wearing make-up on one eye???

[TherealJurtl3]

Love the Oatmeal poster, Hank. Classy.

[verhappytoast]

... strange, nuff said

[GallifreyanGirl40]

I'd love to see your wife's face when you sing this song to her.

[MandyFMAgurl]

I want this song :/

[ducky447733]

...and this is why I love the vlogbrothers.

[AbbiandNicole]

I personally love Hank but pause at 1:27 and look at his face.

[LadyLatias]

Hank, do you have all your songs available to buy somewhere? Like on iTunes or something? I want these on my iPod! xD

[ClayDemond2300]

FURRIES!!!

[terrastar12]

personally, i don't think it was that creepy. maybe just the video part, but i thought the song itself was kinnda cute.

[goodmight34]

@Anshky Haha, that's an... interesting fact! How strange. But the more weird animal trivia I have, the better.

[Nani101]

It's creepy if you think about it too much. But if a guy sang it to me like you sang it, I'd probably laugh and be completely won over.

[shyinmoonlight]

slightly creepy but cute somehow.

[zappazoey]

Yes, it was creepy. But it was hilarious xD

[bananasandmayo]

awesome song but made me soooooooooo uncomfortable lol hilarious tho

[goodmight34]

I'm kinda wondering how porcupines manage to procreate... I mean... Ow.

[Anshky]

@goodmight34 I don't know, but I do know that porcupines do not have nipples but instead baby porcupines get their milk from the mother's spines. Random, sorry lol

[HereSheGoesAgainEh]

I won't lie, some of that video was pretty creepy.

[hehehehexp]

yay! it's the oatmeal! <3

[LaLuneEstJolie]

It's only not creepy because it's you, Hank.

[jchobbit]

I Freaking love this song so much!!!!! I bow to your awesomeness Hank, and do not find this creepy. Just a whole lot of fun!

[ZzuniaSZ]

Moon pasta- still much more efficient than moon beef.

[EmoHamster]

Is this Hank's proposal to his wife to have a baby? Because if it is IT SHOULD HAPPEN NOW. You don't want your nephew to be too much older than his cousin!

[TheHandyGoddess]

Wonderful you are a true pleasure ; )

[Nyanasama]

can i use this in my biology class?

[GamePro071]

-facepalm-

[sitbunnynow]

Yeah... It was creepy.

[missmaddii]

its creepy.

[Randombob33]

did that tortoise just sound like a big daddy from bioshock?

[YamiChippy]

I can't help but think people who find this creepy are kinda weak. Sorry guys, I don't want to be mean, but eh, it's just animal sex. Ever owned two dogs? They hump. Deal.

[meloveyou911]

so does this mean you and Katherine will have a baby? lol 

[MzPhinny]

I can't stop listening to this! It's by far my favorite Hank song...perhaps a tad creepy if you stop and analyze the lyrics, but super catchy and oddly fun! ;)

[camdencalifornia]

if someone legit sang this me. . .sold. your place or mine?

[taytolax31]

extremely catchy as always but significantly more creepy

[moronicsocks]

that was very creepy indeed.

[ConversesAnonomus]

is it weird that i enjoyed this song?! :P

[elmogrl27]

THE OATMEAL!! Love it :]

[DerTreffmann]

it was creepy..... O_O but FUN! xD

[DerTreffmann]

it was creepy..... O_O

[alyannajohnson1]

mp3 of this please!

[BarmyCoolPants]

145 people missed the like buttom because they were too busy getting off to this. XD

[laureneleazar]

his intense gaze unnerves me...

[mtlife7]

is it sad that all i thought about after watching this video and all its awesomeness yet creepiness was the fact that you said y'all??? it made me happy

[Creepedoutcat]

lol i loved it ;)

my friend walked in on me watching this -ish shot-

[KaydeeKetchum]

OH MY GOD.

X'D I agree with theearthturns, I cannot wait for the day Henry sees this.

[doiconfuseyou]

you are super awesome and stuff, but that was disturbing.

[Pozpenguin]

Creepytrocity

[essi135]

hank, you are fabulous; thanks you for not forgetting -- ever -- to be awesome.

[iheartskinnypants]

yes, i thought this was creepy



[theearthturns]

I can't wait until Henry watches this one.

[keyshey]

i just rhettandlink made an impromptu song about babies being born not being made LOL!

[thepigchick]

I don't know if it was the animals or Hank that did it for me, but I odly aroused by this video :-S

[coolsquaredwink]

It wasn't creepy.

[thatkaz]

Okay, the song is now stuck in my head, ha ha

[lirgonia]

i vote for the outro. nice, clean, tells me where to stalk *ahem* follow you guys and buy the stuff! :D

[adelf252]

at first...I just stared. Then... I found it strangely charming. In a creepy way.  ....o.0

[RumbleroarsArmy]

TheOatmeal! :D

[imsohappyohsohappy]

No. Not creepy. Just a part of animal life.

[jchobbit]

I am in LOVE with this song! I think I have heard it more than once a day since it came out. Hank - you kick so much but.

[RustyLemonFly]

un poco "creepy". un poco. pero, bien. :)

[PsychedelicAnza]

i'm scarred

[theabnormal1]

the idea for the screen at the end of the video is okay but WHAT ABOUT THE INTRO??? :(

[MostlySashaMostly]

I was in biology class and teacher goes "Okay everyone we are going to learn the reproductive system of the common farm animal." :D

[kogafan314]

creepy,yes,awesome =] yes <3

[pete275]

I don't mind the thing at the end as long as you don't put anything after it because I would totally close the video as soon as it appears because I find that kind of stuff annoying. But I don't care, I understand that's what you gotta do for the web 2.0 community synergistic crowdsourcing cloud tag that you do, I don't judge.

[TheSamanthaLynn]

This is my new favourite song. :)

[MrBankDog]

This is the most uncomfortable I have ever felt watching a vlogbrothers video.

THAT WAS AWESOME.

[x3Law]

can't...stop....laughing

[people287]

this was hot

[nohairbob]

At least I learned something.

[RenosOlive433]

THIS IS PURE WIN XD

[junilla101]

omg lmfao! thank you this is my fav! even better that "this isnt hogwarts" and that is id tough to beet! were can i get ur cd?

[rustigal1]

awesome!

[colorguarddrummajor]

That was awesome... But totally disturbing....

[IsobelsTeaParty]

I thought I was funny, but I've had a little too much wine and probably shouldn't be allowed on the internet at this point!

[chanym1992]

Hank your dance in this song is soooo funny!

[deepice24]

I'm watching this on my Campus internet. They can monitor what you watch, so now I'm concerned my internet privileges might be revoke.

[IsobelsTeaParty]

@deepice24 tottaly worth it though?

[deepice24]

@IsobelsTeaParty Haha, the fear is still there, but it would so be worth it if my internet was revoked. :D