HAHAHAHAAH.!!! - @jorgencream one time when i was sleeping my furby buttered up my asshole with jelly and fucked the shirt out of me with a peanut butter sandwich... and there were no batteries in it.
one time, when i spent the night at my aunt's house, i was snooping around her son's room because i was allowed to (he didnt live there anymore). my sister and i saw a furby toy sitting on the dresser and it looked like it was off so we messed around with it. then later when i walked into the room alone, it opened its' eyes and started talking to me randomly. i freaked out and ran out of the room and closed the door. it was still talking when i walked past the door a few hours later.....
when i was about five or so, i found an OLD furby that used to be my cousin's.it was brown and kinda cute, so i played with it and liked it. 'twas my fave toy, till it started talking gibberish. one second it would be quiet, then in the middle of the night it would start up again loud! then it started making noises nonstop. we couldn't find the on/off switch or the battery compartment, so we just threw it under the guest bedroom bed. i didn't know about the whole "evil ferby" thing...creepy =(
When i was young i had a furby. it was the evilest thing ever!!!! It had a spaz attack wen it was in ma closet one nite. i picked it up and it started telling me i was going to die! lol
I had one of these when I was a kid. I took the batteries out one night and went to sleep. Around two in the morning it turned on and asked me if I wanted to hear a joke. It asked me three times. The third time it told its joke completely without me responding.
"Knock Knock"
"Quan"
"Quana hear another knock knock joke?"
I said no and threw it off the shelf. That was the last time I ever touched that thing again.
I had a Furby when i was a kid. One day it started making awful sounds that traumatized me. i bashed it against the wall until it stopped and then i threw it across the room and curled up in a corner lol. seriously.
omg like once and btw peeps ima agirl ima 11 now and me my friend lexi and grover ps grovers a boy wa sleeping over at my house they brought there furbies so eny way when we went to sleep me and lexi went to get movies becaosue they wer estaying for 4 month and when we got back grover was screaming becaosue his had a gun in its mouth
i remember my furby. it held me and my family at gun point once... i was freaking out and said to it. please dont kill me... i have a wife and kids. kill them.. it also had no batteries in it
I used to have a Furby...We never, ever said anything bad in our house...Anyways, this was a new Furby. Suddenly, in the night, I heard it swearing, saying it would kill me. My parents took the battery out. It still swore. It was EVIL! EVIL! I chucked it out my window. My neighbors still question why a furby was in their yard.
one time when I was sleeping my furby buttered up my asshole with jelly and fucked the shit out of me with a peanut butter sandwich... and there were no batteries in it.
Omg I have the same furby but mine has blue eyes because it is deformed. Anyways last night it was off and it said " R u asleep now? Then it laughed but not a hahaha more of a bwa ha ha!!!!!
I used to have a furby... one night it went crazy, scared the living shit outta me! my mom tried to kill it, It wouldn't die. Still creeps me out. I was 3
My furby is exactly the same, same color and everythihg the only differnce is mine started sounding like a chainsaw after i played redlight greenlight
the hell with the lights
SonicndAmyForever1 1 week ago
Wow ;)
kulka109 1 week ago
Why don't they sell these anymore?!!!!!!!!??!??
StormHorse4 1 week ago
@StormHorse4 they are demonic
MATANUI720 1 week ago
i mean it never talked that good
BeatlesMonkees 2 weeks ago
mine never work XD
BeatlesMonkees 2 weeks ago
ME LOVED YOU
MyFlyingchicken 2 weeks ago
Furbys were not allowed in some parts of the Pentagon: they could memorize and give away sensitive information !
But, honestly, what mature Pentagon employee would be fooling around with furbies ?
EmmetEarwax 3 weeks ago 2
i want these furbies!
AliciaFr33ksh0w 3 weeks ago
When the thing was counting i s\was worried it was going to run at the person.
simluverk 3 weeks ago
HAHAHAHAAH.!!! - @jorgencream one time when i was sleeping my furby buttered up my asshole with jelly and fucked the shirt out of me with a peanut butter sandwich... and there were no batteries in it.
vspinkluvr 1 month ago
its not real its a toy
satan163 2 months ago
Meeeeeeeee win.
SuperBabyBeluga 3 months ago
I once asked my furby if he liked school he squinted and looked around and said no
CocoCatzWebshow 3 months ago
I once asked my furby if he
CocoCatzWebshow 3 months ago
This is my furby!!!
CocoCatzWebshow 3 months ago
my furby is moody....
midnight9719 3 months ago
I had a furby once, I gave it to my uncle, and when I got it back, it called me a whore :((((
TheLizzy1551 4 months ago 14
My furby dose that too. once i played it the way it told me to and said it won
Gydon1 5 months ago
what happened to 1:11??? lol
xXLittleMissJunkieXx 5 months ago
@xXLittleMissJunkieXx omg!! it was "the furbyy!!" it's eviill!! lol
PetitteRoji 3 weeks ago
Furbys remind me of Funzo's from the Simpsons :/
JennaBabeification 6 months ago
when the furby said, "Me win," It makes gives an evil look O.o
ThePoeticAngel 6 months ago
fucking creepy assholes. my sisters one started malfunctioning and eventually broke altogether.. so she gave him to me.
3:00am on a tuesday night
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"OH WHAT THE FUCK HOLY SHIT"
I was only 7 or 8.. bitch ass furby mother f..
super6plx 7 months ago 6
@super6plx Happend to me also, lmao.
ILuvMyVenus 1 week ago
I have one like that but with blue eyes
girltec2007 7 months ago
one time, when i spent the night at my aunt's house, i was snooping around her son's room because i was allowed to (he didnt live there anymore). my sister and i saw a furby toy sitting on the dresser and it looked like it was off so we messed around with it. then later when i walked into the room alone, it opened its' eyes and started talking to me randomly. i freaked out and ran out of the room and closed the door. it was still talking when i walked past the door a few hours later.....
LoveMeetsDestruction 7 months ago
I had that furby
Sulu4Shantelle 7 months ago
when i was about five or so, i found an OLD furby that used to be my cousin's.it was brown and kinda cute, so i played with it and liked it. 'twas my fave toy, till it started talking gibberish. one second it would be quiet, then in the middle of the night it would start up again loud! then it started making noises nonstop. we couldn't find the on/off switch or the battery compartment, so we just threw it under the guest bedroom bed. i didn't know about the whole "evil ferby" thing...creepy =(
AwesomefulAnonymous 7 months ago
I just ordered the santa ferby on ebay.... creepiest fucker i've ever seen.... can't wait till it comes in!!!!!
skywuzhereyesturday 8 months ago
Dont tickle Furby too hard or he gets PISSED.
plasticelephants 8 months ago
When i was young i had a furby. it was the evilest thing ever!!!! It had a spaz attack wen it was in ma closet one nite. i picked it up and it started telling me i was going to die! lol
gymfairy554 8 months ago
whats so evil about that
lennon2able 8 months ago
I think you're lieing:o
Sparemeyourpity 9 months ago
MrFrozencloudz omj-really? that's scary! i would've burned him
Sparemeyourpity 9 months ago
darkwiilewis really? omj! I would've cried..i wanna cry right now..:o
Sparemeyourpity 9 months ago
You tickle to hard, ME win. xD I never get tired of that.
kyzelf1 9 months ago
How is that a evl furby
raydonkeykong1 9 months ago
it looks like its pissed.
HidanImmortal141 9 months ago
I had one of these when I was a kid. I took the batteries out one night and went to sleep. Around two in the morning it turned on and asked me if I wanted to hear a joke. It asked me three times. The third time it told its joke completely without me responding.
"Knock Knock"
"Quan"
"Quana hear another knock knock joke?"
I said no and threw it off the shelf. That was the last time I ever touched that thing again.
EsotericOaf 10 months ago
I had a Furby when i was a kid. One day it started making awful sounds that traumatized me. i bashed it against the wall until it stopped and then i threw it across the room and curled up in a corner lol. seriously.
Bunie1989 10 months ago
is this even a furby? I could swear ALL furbies has an infrared thing on their heads.
Bunie1989 10 months ago
@Bunie1989 It's a new one, the new ones don't have it, showing, I think
TTTJackson 10 months ago
it's sexual harrasment furby the side branch of satanist furby limited quanities avalable
animegirlzrock21 11 months ago
My furby talked to me when tha batteries were off(No joke!!!) so i led it to my pool and pushed it in...Goodbye demon furby....lol
bieberfever4eva123 11 months ago
@bieberfever4eva123 same...but I threw mine in the closet and left it there. They were creepy.
theatregeek69321 10 months ago
@theatregeek69321 definetly creepy. im glad my demon furby's gone.
bieberfever4eva123 10 months ago
HAHA! I need to find my furby xD
fionacakes 11 months ago
I have furby like this : DD
syssyissy 11 months ago
I burned my furby at night and it mad demons spirit like noises and said that I too will burn on2012 tell me that's not scary:(!
darkwiilewis 1 year ago
do you 've reprogrammed it?
draadje1 1 year ago
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Kittenlova109 1 year ago
my furby is very honest..sometimes too honest. i asked it if it liked my dress, and he squited and said no. :(
Kittenlova109 1 year ago
My furby always smelled like garlic. o_o;
horohorosrin 1 year ago
omg like once and btw peeps ima agirl ima 11 now and me my friend lexi and grover ps grovers a boy wa sleeping over at my house they brought there furbies so eny way when we went to sleep me and lexi went to get movies becaosue they wer estaying for 4 month and when we got back grover was screaming becaosue his had a gun in its mouth
vulpix556 1 year ago
@vulpix556 bullshit, learn to spell
baseball0129 1 year ago
Hahaa they are all evil mine was tiger striped
loveuInuyasha21 1 year ago
i remember my furby. it held me and my family at gun point once... i was freaking out and said to it. please dont kill me... i have a wife and kids. kill them.. it also had no batteries in it
renegadezz09 1 year ago
my sister had a furby once...it started laughing wevilly in the middle of the night...with no batteries in it.
Kittycatnya12367 1 year ago
its kinda like the gremlins
jubjub444 1 year ago
i once had a furby. It scared the crap outta me and it once came into my room with a knife in it's mouth and i screamed T_T
MrFrozencloudz 1 year ago
0:16 you win what? the war for humanity
killerz55 1 year ago
this is the same furby as mine! same colors but cute green eyes!
edwardcullen115 1 year ago
SDH would be welcome, I can't catch a word of this creature xD
ApprenticePL 2 years ago
My neighbor chucked my furby across his front room, and it started just randomly talking gibberish i had to take the batteries out.
TwilightGirlSparkles 2 years ago
I used to have a Furby...We never, ever said anything bad in our house...Anyways, this was a new Furby. Suddenly, in the night, I heard it swearing, saying it would kill me. My parents took the battery out. It still swore. It was EVIL! EVIL! I chucked it out my window. My neighbors still question why a furby was in their yard.
MewBuruberi 2 years ago
@MewBuruberi are you kiddin me?
dronningmaud 2 years ago
@dronningmaud No.
MewBuruberi 2 years ago
OMG
dronningmaud 2 years ago
one time when I was sleeping my furby buttered up my asshole with jelly and fucked the shit out of me with a peanut butter sandwich... and there were no batteries in it.
jorgencream 2 years ago 107
@jorgencream funny guy :)
dronningmaud 2 years ago
@jorgencream mmmmmm
whatsfordinner62 1 year ago
@jorgencream Mine 2!
JacobGoodnight123 1 year ago
@jorgencream sorrysorrysorrysorry!
TheMoogle3 1 year ago
I have this one, 2 black and white ones, and the birck red one, they all kept reseting them selves and said gibberish!! I got mad scared
TheSamAndSean 2 years ago
Omg I have the same furby but mine has blue eyes because it is deformed. Anyways last night it was off and it said " R u asleep now? Then it laughed but not a hahaha more of a bwa ha ha!!!!!
agzproductions 2 years ago 62
@agzproductions that is scary
MegaDragon1974 1 year ago
@agzproductions That's a joke like every one else, right? -w-
6WingedHydraPheonix3 8 months ago
@agzproductions It was waiting to rape you!
StormHorse4 1 week ago
my cuzzin's lil sister's furby wouldnt shut up my cuzzin threw it at a wall and it said that wasnt very nice
GARDMORENO 2 years ago
wtf? ru serious?
GothpunkstarXoXo 2 years ago
Omg, i think I pissed my pants laughing!
BleedingJasmine 2 years ago
i have a furby still.....i think im gonna get rid of it lol cause it keeps on staring at me
mah81164 2 years ago
i hated these when i was a kid DX always woke me up at night too
ScrewRikuLoveAxel 2 years ago 2
i had a furby exatly the the same color but 1 time it said "o o momo coming " so i looked up momoand turned our to be a killer
teenteenanimallover5 2 years ago
it's saying monster not killer. i figured it out when he said it in english.
MAS68saxophone 2 years ago
when I was 5 or so my furby said it was saitan!!
even with the batteries gone!
munchchewy0 2 years ago
My furby was evil. I asked it if it was evil and it said "he, he, he" and made this scary looking face.
I threw it away after it kept making that "cock-a-doodle-doo!" noise every night while it was in my closet.
silentexplosionklm 2 years ago
I had a firby, and it used to be my friend's. She chucked it at a wall and told me firbys are evil.
Klepha 2 years ago
I used to have a furby... one night it went crazy, scared the living shit outta me! my mom tried to kill it, It wouldn't die. Still creeps me out. I was 3
SPChip1 2 years ago
LOLZ i stated laughing so hard at that comment i almost choked to death.
LuciencesDeath 2 years ago
My furby is exactly the same, same color and everythihg the only differnce is mine started sounding like a chainsaw after i played redlight greenlight
imavegetalover 2 years ago
my furby is exactly the same evn the same colours
bernardmarianovella 2 years ago
it will what you??
animeteen0 2 years ago
It's a normal furby doing it's creepy thing. I use to smash these things as a kid.
Username5550123 2 years ago 2
i dont get it, but i used to have a furby, it scared da crap outa me! my bro and sis would laugh when i chucked it at da wall xD
lightgoddess539 3 years ago
i had one it learned words that was pretty creepy...
gluurp379 3 years ago
@gluurp379 like what:o
Sparemeyourpity 9 months ago
What's wrong with his eyes?!
epizzeck98 3 years ago
lol u tickle to hard
ME WIN!!
LuvsPink50505 3 years ago 2
ok thats creepy
pinkninjachick75 3 years ago