ESP: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

[3or4milecrew]

make another ESP video?

[candycane12367]

ohhhhhhh u guys have cute pupyes faces

[donaldstafford]

for the time beaing we r protectied by the alien that live in the moon and the world agenda is govern by the supream rase i dont know if werew a prizon planit or food of futer vesals for memory upload from awer new masters but 1 thin is shere rfid chip will be in us all in 7 jenerations a nof time to forget the old ways like hitler give me the textbooks and ill mold the futher my way

[mrluini]

Lol first comment in 6 months?

[supertypal]

well theres one in 2014 , is prob why its a 1 in 45,000 chance cos if we have already been hit it wont matter in 2029 cos we wont be here and if the ones spotted for 2014 , 2017 , 2023 , 2027 miss us then theres a good 1/45,000 chance that will miss us too :P so relax

[Renegade30]

START THE RIOTS AND LOOTING!!!

[genericmeatunit]

I'm not worried. Bruce Willis will save us.

..won't he?

[donaldstafford]

@genericmeatunit and chuk nouras to

[bummerbull]

who cares probably by the time well find something to smash shit out of it or blow it up

LoL

[WarHero4159]

full of shit man we all now we going to die 2012 from radiation we all going to cook in our fuccking shoes

[genericmeatunit]

No no no. In 2012 we're all going to die from a solar flare. Or was it a global flood...? Somebody told me it was going to be the rapture. Or maybe a homocidal zombie squirrel infestation.

[darkxlink2]

oh for FUCKS SAKE WE ARE NOT GOING TO DIE ANYTIME SOON FROM A GOD DAMN ASTROID ARE SOLAR FLARE ARE ANYTHING THE RAPTURE IS BULLSHIT MADE UP TO KEEP LITTLE KIDS IN LINE I HAVE MY GOD DAMN EYES OPEN ATHEISM FUCKING RULES okay i have calmed down just get over the doomsday bullshit

[genericmeatunit]

uh.. okay. Did you mean to reply to WarHero4159? Because I was making a joke about 2012. I thought the zombie squirrel infestation was kind of a give-away. Anyway, everybody knows we're going to die in 2036 when the Vorgons demolish the earth to built a hyperspace bypass... ;)

[OlfArts]

Hemorrhoids are scarier :(

[genericmeatunit]

Hell, yeah. A hemarrhoid the size of that asteroid would be way scary!!!

[starclad]

i like it ,do one about swine flu vaccinations next

[HOTLEVI2]

you are brilliant!

atleast well all die together :)

[MrLecreuset]

I like waffles

[rustydeamon]

so lets just say this big thing is coming, what if the orbit of another planet comes at that time to and pushes it off course away from earth, or fuckes up mars or something. plus its 20 years away, we might have like a big fucking bomb to fuck it up or something to make out atmospher so fucking powerful that it destroys it. so ha

[2mekky]

who gives a shit mate? not me, gotta die of something, apopsicle or whateva its called sounds better than getting hit by a bus and anyway asteroids suck balls it says so in the bibel

[Featherlyn]

by the way guys. people say we're all going to die 2012. HOW?

[jordanblythe104]

2:47is the best

[jordanblythe104]

clubbing a defenseless seal is like saying hey! i got a penis the size of a pebble

[Ledaballs]

hahahah do one about swine flu jokes jokes.............?:}

[amateurguitarpicker]

That shit is fucking scary. I just learned more from watching this 4 minute video than I did from an entire day at school! Thank you for educating me, Hugh. You should really make more Educating Stupid Videos. You could make one about our beaut country. A kid that goes to my school told me that before she came to Australia, she thought that everyone had a kangaroo for a pet! Seriously. People need to know that this is not the case. You should make a video about Australia!

[darkraerae]

LMAO!!! Hello Kitty Asteriod Nooooooooooooo! That would be hilarious!!! I loved the back ground music on the last bit it really like happy n then it "FUCK YOU" love it!!

[pipurrcat]

thats so hilarious

[Mrx111]

Lol we're gonna die.

[adamchrome]

Lol why did you say nucular like gwb?

[Williams151515]

LMFAO i couldn't stop laughing

why not call it the Hello Kitty Asteroid

LOL

[ZoeLea9]

oh.. comforting thought xD good job

[Iullus]

this is a fuckin gr8vid..he he keep them cumming Hugh

[hunter95959]

make more! make more make more!!!!!! this video was awesome!

[gh4rockfan]

i was like wtf then i clicked on this vid and made me piss my self laughing.

[98orpheus]

LOL!! I love this. Great vid-keep them coming!

[sinister7zex]

lol on this

[comau3]

i luv your vids

[deathlucky01]

fuck yes make more im subscribing

[lung1019]

great vid, but did u spelled drowning wrong? or did u do that on purpose?

[xmalstromx]

you are so random sometimes, but that is what makes your vids awesome keeps the work up man

[sarajernigan]

At least we know when this mother-in-law of an asteroid will be here. Yeah, we shouldn't worry about it. Riiight. Like we shouldn't worry about the recent spike of earthquakes at Yellowstone. No big deal, only a super volcano.

[IPVentertainment]

Yeah, no worry. 125,000 years to go. If you heard that Yellowstone erupts every 600,000 years, they included the 640,000 years since the last eruption in the averaging. Fail.

[sarajernigan]

My point was that no one knows what happens before a super volcano eruption because humans have never seen one. At least with this asteroid, we have a set date it will be here. I am more scared of the unknown I guess. lol.

[Bear12355]

great video writer

[Checker222]

I like this series idear

[Checker222]

You are Hilarious, please keep these coming!

[yuchoobstalker]

holy fuk, i may as well just kill mydelf now...

[Robertd94]

I love this series

[gabrielcherry731]

thats pretty good

[herewatchingutube]

I am SOOO glad that I subscribed!!! :P I subscribed!!!...who wants to hang out with me!!?? :P jk

[xxHardcoreAlyxx]

"You, You're so full of poop" That made me giggle

[psharpep]

I luv this series!

[xryder305x]

lol

[supadoh]

You scared me :(

[dogsstuff]

lol same =P

[sarajernigan]

Yeah, and Apophis is going to be here on Friday the 13th... Hopefully it'll miss that supposed "keyhole" that will make it loop around and hit ... again on Friday the 13th... But on the bright side (if there is one), it'd give credit to that superstition. Newspapers around the time will read DON'T PANIC!!! lol. I am more worried about the ones we DON'T know about. And yes, 2008, the end of an error. :)

[HoldingVeritas]

Voted===GJ Dude !!!

[Enthusiasmicalness]

You could branch from basically anything in pop culture. I'd go for making fun of fat people. And in the end, blame fast food corporations and subliminal messaging. And then blame society for that. Blame Mesopotamia.

What sort of music were you looking for? I'm a fucking prodigy. Or something.

[SilverFox135]

very nice

[sbpchick]

awesome vid

[Juleboo]

possible ideas for more Hughsnews how about making fun of myspace im sure u can think of lots of ideas for that one..um 100 reasons why Bush is an utter dick head more stuff on the environment. stupid products, dumbest person in the world,and why does hughsnews rock!?

[fatdudeisawesome]

do an episode on scientists trying dangerous things that'll kill us

[darnmat]

Hahahahahaha... I love everything!

[weste600040]

I typed a bunch of crap to defend that (gone somehow) but in the end there i basicly said i win and im finished with ur internet fight.. so u could imagine it was a pretty good comment peace bitches

[fuckAdoddleDO]

credit crunch is due your dumbass banks giving mortgages to people who can't afford to reply them actually...

i do A level finance ahahaha

ermm we don't do shit?

i recall hearing on the news we have lost 140+ people in iraq

so get your facts right before saying we do shit all (:

and yeah lol

at 3:44 i agree with him :)

[weste600040]

were spending the most money and most effort on research to prevent natural disasters and the rediculous "lazor beams" that only we can put in space to stop asteroids that are just gonna fly right past us, while the rest of the world leaders shit themselves.

[weste600040]

thnx, it'd be nice if other countries could come up with the resources, man power or $30 to help out since were the only 1s supressing the terrorist who kill thousands of innocent people at a time or killing your familys and every 1 else's arround you to prove they hate everybody, were the only people to bring justice to anything. what does that make countries who dont help out look like "coughpussyscough" and a credit crunch for us would be like owing milk money you would stay in debt with

[fuckAdoddleDO]

@ wesre600040

if america is as good as it is

we should all work together

you know like we ARE now!!

your country infulenses everyone around!!

credit crunch? AMERICAS FAULT!

lolol

maybe you should do something to make up for that hmmm

[weste600040]

u should stick to the stoner videos

[weste600040]

wait. how can people hate Americans so much they make videos like this. but when it comes to global warming and astroids hitting earth they expect us to spend our money and time builing crap to save em.? how about we keep spending 450 billion killing muslims and stopping attacks like 911 that happen now. instead of spending it on asteroids that prob wont even hit here and the rest of the world can spend their money killing asteroids that wont come close for 21 years. stop always relying on us!

[GeorgeDorn00023]

weste600040: there is a much less expensive, and much less genocidal way, to stop attacks like 9/11 than spending $450 billion murdering innocent muslims: all you have to do is lock up the owners of the the privately run banking system, the power-mad elite running the us government, the CFR members, the bilderbergers and a few others. Since they were responsible for the false flag operations known as 9/11 (and 7/7 uk) it would make more sense and save some money.

[MrMetal616]

'wait. how can people hate Americans so much they make videos like this'

Hes Australian....

[aerotechway1]

"We're dooomed I tell ya! DOOMED! In the the middle english meaning ruination and death to all beings!!! We're DOOMED!!! DOOMED!!! DOOMED!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­H!"

[smokeytgirl]

well actually as funny as that was , it is also a scary fact . whats even more scary is that if they found an astroid that big at about the distance of the moon with a 100% chance of hitting us , they wouldn not tell us . sleep tight tonight.

[Xigano1]

ESP is awesome !

I specially like Hughs serious-american-guy voice. Keep'em comming.

[T5seconds]

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[lucascolov]

DO MORE OF THESE MAAAN..

They're the funniest thing.

[NanorKrenmoon]

fantastic series keep them coming

[mariahsmom16]

Love it. Not sure I am worrying at all. But thanks for the fun advice

[AgentJandK]

this series is awsome, 5/5 shared faved.

u should do one on the LHC

[dagbag234]

lol i like that term so fucking scary and yes its sad clubing seals how sarethey i want to kill who ever does that

[Springingboy]

y does nasa just pretend it doesnt exist insted of doing something about it?!

[filmfreak434]

this is not funny:O we all go die in four years!!!! :O

[Jinxly]

NEXT EPISODE: the LHC destroys the world via blackhole.

[shweetfilo]

agreed. i love this series

[RUFUSfilms]

i know what we should use to take it down.......

THE PEBBLE

[do0d3tt]

The entire world should help each other in developing a giant fucking DEATH STAR to shoot lasers at the asteroids!

[chuck1975]

Ya, very funny stuff and I want more of it...

However I am really f__king scared now. My OCD is kicking in and so I will now spend the next couple days researching asteroids hitting the earth. Thanks for that!

[nniikkkii]

yay! i love it

so funny!

[roboman499]

No, this is actually true. At least it's not that other asteroid... It's the size of Texas...

Apparently we have a better chance of surviving everything else...

[justice3175]

I hope this isn't accurate and more like your other stuff...a big fucking joke!!! Cuz that's some scary ass shit...Then again, so are Gamma Rays.

[amionutube]

omg this is a good vid kinda scared m im 14 i dnt wanna die early =(

[Miryr]

I love esp

[littlepony12]

doesnt that voice hurt your throat

also good point on asteroid hunting

[iammum]

more stupid news pls for we the stupid people

[SuperSonicSuicide]

make more but continue with 1 normal ones aswell

[Sempreviva87]

maybe you could do like the benny hill song for the theme lol

[777Thinking]

You are brilliant.

[sanleunam]

dude you are the law dude teache me more waht do you know all make viedos kepp doing this videos

[popatire23]

I really don't like this series, I'm sorry, but this isn't stuff I want to see.

[popatire23]

I know you didn't mean for this to depress people. but I'm pretty fucking depressed right now and I really REALLY didn't need to watch this.

[CedMln]

Lol. I like this video. Yes I do like this idear (as it sounds the way you said it).

[mcariahisbackagain]

Yes, do more of these.

You should do the next one on off chance of war with Russia or something.

THOSE DAMN RUSSIANS!

[mandapandabug]

maybe about how people hate curse words. and are really just making them bad. did god say, hey fuck is a bad word! ... did he?!?! or about how people can't take a joke and get all offended at people. like people who send angry letters to SNL or something. or global warming. lots of ideas! you can thank me later.

[ChrisPCrunchy]

I dont feel anymore educated. Guess that means Im not a stupid person.

[NovaIce]

Make more! You make hilarious movies!

[dustin9691]

YEAH this is soo cool, of an idea :P

[sk83r4life959]

make more!!!!!

[nadi4u]

omg now u have scared me!! agh!!

[BOREDUMBAS]

Fuck! I-posted a fucking sarcastic fucking video on 91-fucking-1 containing a few fuck-words in a Busta-fucking Rhymes song & some fucking skank-whore bitch fucking flagged my fucking video & my entire fucking site was fucking removed for the second fucking time! Fuck-it! Oooh! I-know! How about doing some 'FUCK-VIDEOS' where you talk about how many times politicians have fucked America without wearing a fucking rubber...? Fuck-it! That would make a fucking good fucking video! Praise the Lord...

[bluejay21111]

is it just me or the astrold had green purple and blue on it?

[cheb1980]

Actually kinda funny . . . this one dragged on a bit though

[DraGonflY27z]

Yeah, good idea for a series.

[blacklabelcitizen666]

keep the series going it's funny as

oh, my episode idea is tree lopping {cutting down of trees}

[sashadennismoore]

i am canadian and i enjoy the taste of freshly clubbed seal in teh mornin JK im against seal clubbing its fucked up

[bloodypepper]

my people would slingshot that fuckin hellokitty asteroid.

[Blackmage94]

HELLO KITTY ASTROID XD

[fatdudeisawesome]

make a vid about how high school musical suks arse and how its makin 20% of the world gay and 15% emo i mean it should be rated xd for xtreme depression keep away from fukin emos

[fatdudeisawesome]

nice very funny but im a canadian and australian so i find it completely racist and the only reason people DID kill baby fur seals was to get fur. ur still awesome but not all canadians do it so ye don't hate bcanadians i am canadian and australian but plz don't hate canadians because they're awesome.

[gussy1d5]

2029,2036 who cares ill be a middle age woman at that time i mean i prefer to be killed by an asteroid than ending up like the women on sex and the city

[bloodypepper]

i dunno, being one of them looks kinda fun. :))

[EyeLean5280]

Is that really you on the voiceover, or do you have an American friend doing it for you?

If it is you - wow! I've never heard anyone do our accent so convincingly. Except Peter Sellers.

[Astro29]

lol you're fucking funny, man

[vgtal2]

fucking awsome look out for the tiny dots in the sky OMG lol

[kittygirl792]

hahaha LOL i love this episode!

[WubMeLikeIWubYou]

Club tha f*cking Aestroid!

[watmeworry4]

bring it bitch!!lol i would beat that pebble to death...

[duck7759]

i subscribed :) you should do one on the IRS or the federal bank reserve

[mrluini]

it's a fucking pebble!!!

[brookmaz]

Well done, that has to be one of the funniest things i have ever seen LOL

[eggydudeman]

talk about 2012 the end of earth

[marbs376]

My uneducated brain feels happy now. ^^

[tompyle7]

good series, keep it going

[raveturtle]

i like being edumacated, so i vote for continuing this series as well.

[thechosenoneisgood]

hey dude im the same than guntherboy0007 or wahtever i decided to make my better profile!

[guntherboy007]

and the ending music really fits!!

[guntherboy007]

i love this kind of videos making hystery and well i luv it !!!!!!!! you only missed the you shouting we are all gonna die and

well the next idea i would like to see a video like the kind of people who use hats of aluminium and say satelites spy our brains !!

lol lol lol looooooooooool u rule hugh!

[tttttttttaylor]

yeah man keep on doing this

[blackfangs666]

yea i like these keep making them

[coriain]

by the year 2029 we will have the tech to keep it from hitting earth

[H0rizon1]

we might..

[star1959]

this is my kind of shit

[dajupe]

you should make one about stupid fear vessels breeding all the time, you know your stock standard tard who makes effective decisions by what there told making our astral library of thoughts all fucked up causing us real people to suffer. word.

[johann12345johann]

W00t!! i hope we all die =)

[EnigmaPenguin]

I like the idea of doing a series, keep it up :)

[dopesniffereater]

this really sucks

[MimiNirvlarva]

i like this series idea!!

[ErikaPlease]

Omg, you scared me! Make more of these! They are awesome!

[drahcir0323]

Keep'em coming Hugh, 5 stars.

[Haltonlowie]

ahahahahahaha thats hilarious

[letmelogthefuckin]

that was awesome

[babyaiko]

5 stars

[LittleTruckingBozo]

lol

[leaneemo]

greatt!! very funny .. and truly :P

[rhecele]

I really enjoyed that!It would be amazing if you made more videos like this. Yay!

[lovinglyidle]

I just love people that speak r's that arent there, like idear. Just lovely

[Doomedlight]

Hahaha, funny.

[robotfamilygchicken]

loved it

[mrpainintheheinie]

kinda funny but very informative.scary too. 5 stars.

[nolanmelon]

and battery acid

[nolanmelon]

oh no i dont wnt to be the guy at the end i HAVE to subscribe

[myferals]

whoa your one of te funnest people i know lol i loved it

[yanksta999]

lol that was funny as hell man

[plato12000]

I enjoyed the humour :-D

Just a few topics you might like to cover:

Smoking causes cancer; eating and drinking too much causes obesity and diabetes; unprotected sex can cause pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases.

Really, there are so many stupid people out there. They need to be told these things ( several times an hour ).

[Simicc2005]

man dat was fukin awsum!!!!!!!!!!!

[21343]

How about natural disasters

[cacox17]

Love it! Great series idea... keep it up!

[veloriumcaptain]

HAHA. this was eduacational and funny

[redshift40]

Smart people don't use the f-word to make a point. I think if it was used less, this would be 5*.

[xrisingx]

i beg to differ you should learn more about some people. ive seen ppl who have amazing intelligence and cuss all the time.

[JustOrchid]

Oh, I'm totally in love with your amazing, amazing, amazing sense of humor.

And YES, I do like the idea of the series, as well as the implementation.

Ideas?... Mmmm... OZone layer hole in OZ? Milky Way galaxy widening? Black holes we all are going to be in after the Large Hadron Collider is finally completed? Or just increase of human stupidity? =)))

[xHyPNoTiiZeD]

Yes! keep making more of these, Hugh. these are hilarious and interesting. lol

[Tessita88]

This was hilarious. It also scared the shit out of me.

[budoguy2000]

hate to be the spelling nazi but theshamelessone? satire and sarcasm are essentially the same... oh and great clip :D

[GodofVengence]

I like this video series.

[Eeptog]

make more!

[biscuffin]

Hehe fukin awesome, yes i like, yes I want more! lol

[FarSheerX]

LOL FUNNY SHIT

[multani82]

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEE!!!!!

[DisneyHoe]

"These tiny dots in the sky" :D