The Funnies Yo Mama Jokes Ever!!!

[HavokViper]

your so stupid you can't spell thought!!! - 2:40

[35fuckface]

your moms so stuiped that she bought tickets to see XBOX LIVE

[SuperSuperfirefox]

Your mama is so fat show uses saturns ring for a belt

[SuperSuperfirefox]

Your mama is stupid she through a rock at the ground and missed

[malaysionful1]

your moma is stupid she went shopping she bought battires she stick up her ass she said i got the power

[yugiohreviewtrader]

you mama is so poor i light a match in her house and the roaches and rats climb out and said clap your hands stomp your feet praise the lord cause we got heat

[mtndewkid11]

MAH MAN HAS TWO JOBS

[adonysgirl179]

HAHA LOVE IT

[JoeSlick1209]

yo mama is so poor when i threw my cigarette she said 'Who turned off the damn heater!!"yo mama is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch!! yo mama is so fat she sat on the toilet and it sang ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me!!

[JoeSlick1209]

yo mama is so fat she took a dump in the bathtub!! yo mama is so fat she walked by the tv and i missed three commercials!! yo mama is so fat they put her in the pacific ocean and asked why she had to be in kiddie pool!! yo mama is so stupid she saw tornadoes and went to safeway!! yo mama is so stupid she got run over by a parked car!! yo mama is so fat they put her in the pacific ocean and the whales said "We are family!"!! yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittlez!!LOL nicevid!;)

[NinjaCookie42]

Look, not rying to be mean to this video, it's really good, but some of these are just plain mean and you keep repeating the same ones. P.S. Here's a good one. "Yo mama so poor, when burgulars came to rob her house, they LEFT money." xP LOLZ! Anyway, really good video, but don't make some sound so mean... :( Some of these things are really true to people...like, they really HAPPENED to people.

[mastigo1]

Yo mamma so ugly kids go as her for Halloween! Ha!

Yo mamma so nasty she brings crabs to the beach! Ha!

[flyingcircles1]

these things suck...

[emmaw4845]

it stupidvid cuz i have to keep pausing cut it too fast

[acidguy6]

i couldnt read them im not a speed reader u no

[Magicmikah0]

your mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch

[TheRandom294]

yo mama is like a shotgun 2 cocks and she blows

yo mama is like a vaccum cleaner she sucks and blows then gets laid in the closet

yo mama is like a book you open it up and put a book mark in between

bonus jokes!!!!

how did burgerking get dairy queen pregnant? he forgot to wrap his whopper

this guy helped his wife set up her pass word and he typed MYPENIS and his wife fell on the floor laughing because it said ERROR NOT LONG ENOUGH

[njallday99]

these are all dumb...

[MegaLeader15]

you mama so poor that when I came over for dinner, I got a paper plate from the cabinet and she said,"DON'T USE THE GOOD CHINA!":D

[spectrokidz101]

yo mama is sooo. skinny she had to run around the shower to get wet ! :)

[XDarkSpiritStudiosX]

Yo mommas so stupid, she was fired from the M&M's factory for throwing away all the W's.

[XDarkSpiritStudiosX]

Yo mommas so dumb, she puts quarters in the parking meter and waits for gumballs to come out.

[GameGuru971]

yo mama so ugly she threw a boomerang and it didnt come back

[DeathReady4Ever]

Yo momma so ugly, she stuck her head out the window and got arrested for mooning.

[mrsantonia1995]

YO MAMA SO FAT , DORA COULDN'T ( EXPLORE ) HER!!! hahahahha

[mrsantonia1995]

YO MAMA SO FAT , DORA COULDN'T ( EXPLORE ) HER!!! hahahahha

[supermario5059]

yo mamma so fat CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SuperSuperfirefox]

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

[SuperSuperfirefox]

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in the furniture store and sleep on the floor

[AustinBarber246]

yo mama is so poor that she uses candy wrappers for money

I feel so bad for her

[AustinBarber246]

you mama is so ugly that even Osama bin laden wont marry her

[bardwore]

yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

[DjBikz]

yo mama so fat when she died god couldnt even lift her spirit up

[ghostbossify]

Yoo moma jokes , ain't cool ,,, Jk ,mhmm yo moma sooo fat she measured herself in a balance scaled, & it literally said , SHIT DONT ASK FOR THE DIGITS , FATTY .

[bigblue2299]

Yo momma so black when she walked outside the streetlights turned on n all of them

[martinobritt97]

yo momma so poor dat when i walked in her house i lite a cigarette and the roaches sang clap ur hands stump ur feet praise the lord cuz we got heat

[halomastermanguy]

Yo mama so stupid she stuck a battery up her but and said: I GOT THE POWER!!!

[ImmaHugSyndrome]

Yo mama so fat....she wears big clothes.... :]

[electriclizard37]

@ImmaHugSyndrome erm .. :L

[TheButterfly11112]

yo mama so stupid she shoved a battery up her ass and sang ''i got the power''

[bponce777]

yo mamma is so poor when i lit a match all the roaches sang raise your hands and stomp your feet praise the lord cause we got heat.

[rfa2068]

Yo mamma so ugly when she was born they didn't know which end to slap.

[MyCena101]

yo mamma so stupid she tied to drown a fish

yo mamma so stupid she trip on a wireless fone

yo mamma so stupid sh traded her car for gas money

yo mamma's teeth so yellow "i cant belive its not butter"

[4776yankee]

yo momma is so black when she got outta the car the oil light came on!!!

[TheBiggestsonicfan]

yo momma so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit XDDDD

[skyninjakiller]

yo momma is so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go

[lilblizz99]

The guy that made this is so stupid he misspelled motorcycle

[ilovehim1996ful]

3:39 thats not funny that my friends nick name Ryeowook we call him Wookie

[LILjazzjazz]

I didn't laugh at all until that one joke..... yo mama so ugly that onions cry...... but very mean..... so actually i laughed like oh that's messed up...... why would u talk about moms though? well......

[jay6550]

yo mama so fat, she collapsed into herself!

[poops589]

yo mamma so stupid

[MrEpicfalcon]

yo mama so fat when she sat on a now&later she turned it into a skittle

[AAA51458]

yo mama so ugly yo dad went to work with her so he woudnt have to kiss her goodbye!:P

[AAA51458]

yo momma so fat she asked santa for another thankgiving

[starwolf5051]

yo mama so poor that she ran after a garbage truck with a shopping list

[35fuckface]

@starwolf5051 yo moms so poor that she cant afford to go to a free clinic

[dragomaster111]

Yo mama so fat when she sat on the couch the couch put it self on ebay for free thumbs up lol

[Piesucks123]

1 Yo mama so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the sofa 2 Yo mama so stupid she thought paper view was when you watched paper 3 Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck 4 Yo mama so fat the police had to grease her out of her bathtub 5 Yo mama so stupid she locked herself in a motorcycle 7 Yo mama so fat when she went to the aquarium the whales sang "We are a family even if you're fatter than me!"8 Yo mama so stupid she stuck 2 batteries up her ass and yelled "I GOT THE POWER!"

[hottie310001]

yo mama is so fat that when she wares a yellow raincoat ppl shout texi

[ConeyIsland1231]

yo mama is so black she can spit out choco milk lmao :D

[peterX2996]

yo mama is sos skinny she can windsurf on a dorito

[miklordes]

YAL MOMMA IS SO OLD, SHE HAS A AUTOGRGHED BIBLE

[hottie310001]

yo mama so fat that when she was in the bathroom a wheal pop out of the tolie and started sing we r family even if ur fater then me ah ah ah

[Njackson2431]

yo mamma so fat not even dora can explore her

[souleaterisawesome13]

yo momma's blood-type is Ragu!

[MegaJohn334]

yo moma so ugly when your grandma gave birth to her she said can we put back in?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

[erndog6969]

i love a good yo mama joke but these where lame

[fairyboy5311]

your mamas so hairy that harry potter was jealous

[ShaniHeart91]

Yo mammas so old that in history she learned about the futre.

[emk682]

YO MOMMA IS SO SAGGY SO SAGGY I MISTAKED HER FOR A BAG OF GROCERYS.

[multispyx]

yo mama so fat i missed 5 2 hour movies

[axlewoof5]

it is funny, but you could slow down the speen i had to watch it like 5 times just to be able to read all of them.

[mjl333000]

Yo momma is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale, she said, oh look I won the lottery!!!

[nikkienijapanda10]

ur bold headed granny who pees in her pantys

[YourToiletXL]

Yo mamma so hairy she's got afros on her nipples!!!

[MrQuestion2000]

yo MAMA so fat she ASKED a whale FOR wight losing TIPS

[loverofskulls]

yo momma is like a shotgun, 2 cocks and then she blows xD

[bakuganwatcher]

yo mama is so stupid she stole free samples XD

[Come2Pratty]

whats toyoko?

[multispyx]

@Come2Pratty tokyo is a place in japan

[Coen68]

A little tip for your next video. Keep the words on the screen for more than 1 millisecond.

[mkhau0805]

yo mama so stupid she put paper over the tv and though she was watching "pay per" view

[dabongkey]

your so stupid you forgot the t in funniest

[hoser761]

yo mama stink so much she makes poop smell like flowers

[curlyqs4me]

yo mama is so old she has a picture of god in her yearbook

yo mama is so fat that she made fat albert look at himself

[69TommyVercetti]

yo mama is so ugly she gave freddy krueger nightmares yo mamma is so ugly the mirror broke into pieces yo mama is so stupid she thought that condoms were balloons yo mama is so stupid when she puts 2 quarters in her ears she thought she was listening to 50 cent yo mama is so stupid when she puts m&m's in her ears she thought she was listening to eminem

[MrRandRAuto]

yo mama so fat when she went to get a rice crispe they didnt say snap crackle pop they said oh snap shes comming

[MrRandRAuto]

yo mama so stupid she kept starring at orange juice because it said consentrate

[theamazingnonspammer]

yo mamma so ugly her birth certificate is a apology to the condom factory

[littledanger786]

yo momma so old she got raped by hittler

[neatvans]

yo mama so ugly shemakes blind kids cry

[Jestyr51]

your mama's so old she baby sat Moses!

[metaljunkieof95]

yo momma so small she can hanglide on a dorito

[nsakid1]

way to fast of a video allow us time to read the jokes

[hboyer123]

yo momma so nasty i asked her whats for dinner she opened her legs and said "crabs"

[BMXyourmom]

Your momma so smelly... shes the culpret for global warming dog! Whew

[AznJam2830]

Yo Mama's back is so hairy its like she took off a sweater, AND THERE WAS ANOTHER SWEATER

[kaghedad101]

yo mommas so fat she made king kong look like curios george

yo mommas so fat when she sits down she steals everybodys chair

[MultiNickolus]

yo mama so fat when she sat on u and u said hello it echoed

[trickmeister15]

yo mammas so stupid she shoved a battery up her ass and said i have the power

[trickmeister15]

i cant even talk about your mom i dont even know the man

[TheMAGIKJEWZ126]

yo mama so ugly they moved halloween to her birthday

yo mama so ugly bob the builder said we cant fix that

[cclawson91400]

yo mamas so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

[samplaya21]

yo mama so fat shes married to kool aid man

[johncenaDX125]

Yo mama's so stupid, someone said "Gatorade" and she thought alligators were going to raid their homes.

[ZManGames]

yo mamas so stupid she sold her house for a cheerio

[daddynab]

yo mama so dirty the us uses her bath water for a chemical wepon

[mjl333000]

YO MOMMA IS SO FAT, SHE'S NOT ON WEIGHT WATCHERS, SHE'S ON WHALE WATCHERS! HAHAHAHA XD

[lolastarry]

@mjl333000 Funny

[50theonlyone]

man ...and i thought i suked at this..nigga is a big time fail....yo momma so poor she uses a cigar as a heater for winter.

[1616bluekoala1616]

Your mama's so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger flew out of George Washington's nose

[bramblestalker741]

ur moma is so old she sat behind jesus in 3thd grade

[xxxdmoney]

THEESE FREAKING SUCK

[VollyballMonkey]

usely i cant laugh by my self but im home alone and im laughing my ass off

[joeyhiles]

Yo mamas so stupid she yelled into a envelope trying to send a voice mail.

[pokemon7tgf]

3 guys climb a piramid looking for a geni and one guy yells i found him the 3 guys wake him up and the geni says i will grant each one of you 1 wish what ever you wish for you will fall back in to it the first guy says I always wanted to land in a pile of marshmellows he falls back and lands in it the other guy says I've always wanted to land in a pile of money he falls back into a pile of money the other guy slips and yells HOLY SHIT and lands in a pile of holy shit

XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pokemon7tgf]

3 guys climb a piramid looking for a geni and one guy yells i found him the 3 guys wake him up and the geni says i will grant each one of you 1 wish what ever you wish for you will fall back in to it the first guy says I always wanted to land in a pile of marshmellows he falls back and lands in it the other guy says I've always wanted to land in a pile of money he falls back into a pile of money the other guy slips and yells HOLY SHIT and lands in a pile of holy shit

XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mikey456s]

your mama so bald when she took a shower she got brainwashed

[pokemon7tgf]

HOW DO PEOPLE KNOW ALL THIS STUFF ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S MOMMAS LIKE FORREAL ITS RETARDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

[tristenc159]

yo momma so so stupid, she didn't teach you how to spell. seriously.

[MrSmallsilentsandwic]

yo mama so fat that the only letters she knows are k f c

[Awesome21453]

@MrSmallsilentsandwic LOL!!

[fillyferz]

your mama's so stupid she thinks 911 was done by terrorists

[scaletti12321]

yo momas so fat when she sat on the rainbow skittles fall from the sky

[awesomecredibility]

yo momma is so hairy when you were born you got rugburn all over you're body

[thematt320]

Your mom is so dumb, she made you type the same jokes but diff. words.

[TheSteelcrusader]

your mama so hairy when she had you were covered in rug burns

[Jokes0nce95]

yo momma so nasty she has to pour saltwater down her pants to keep tha crabs fresh

[SpeakMyMind500]

why havent no one ever made "yo daddy" jokes yet?

[MarilynMansonFOREVA1]

@SpeakMyMind500 er'body loves their daddeh :3

[SpeakMyMind500]

@MarilynMansonFOREVA1 lol i wont say everyone but ok.

[souleaterisawesome13]

@SpeakMyMind500 because they're not as funny as yo momma jokes

[SpeakMyMind500]

@souleaterisawesome13 lol maybe if someone will try one it would be funny.

[LadyLoveOdora]

yo mama so fat that when she sat on the rainbow skittles started falling...why a mom is on a rainbow idk aahaha

[staypuft102]

yo mamas so fat and stupid that when a school bus rode by she chased after it yelling "my twikie!!!!!"

yo mamas so stupid she saw a limo and said "oooooooo!!! A snickers!!"

yo mamas teeth are so yellow when shes driving people slow down

lol XD

[KaitlinandKaylie]

WOW dude u cant even read the leave to fast

[loniknowsbest]

yo momma so fat she was standin in dah road i tried to drive around her and i ran outta gas

[DJPr0AdiZ]

Yo mamma so fat...her bellybutton reached the doorstep 15 mins before she arrived home

[65utubeman]

yo mama so fat when she sneezed in the ocean it caused a tsunami

[rihamlovesdonuts]

Why does this thing go really fast?

[shadowraquaza]

so fast........

[barmheadshawt]

Yo mamo so fat when she passed by the tv i missed an entire season of lost.

[Blawbloo110]

@barmheadshawt Yo momma so damn black,she has to wear white gloves to eat oreos

[MsRockme12]

yo mamma so fat she made the ipad2 xD

[gjmel1]

@MsRockme12 yomamma so nasty she made degree 24 hr to farinhit

[goldenkick77]

goes by to fAST

[amazingmeo227]

none of these jokes made me laugh...

[puppyqueen3]

yo momma so stupid cause she watched this video and the jokes are stupid plus its too fast

[cheetahcarnagegaming]

@puppyqueen3 dats why they made the pause button smart one

[RustyPete12]

These jokes suck!

[gekichopper88]

yo momma so stupid it took her an hour to make minute rice

[TheHomieP]

yo mama is so fat that wen she went to in n out she came in but she wouldnt come out

[ninjamonk3y33]

"GODZILLA"

[otakuandproudofit]

yo mamas so ugly she turned medusa to stone

[aiculatnas]

dumbasses



[SirMilkAlots]

stupid



[GothiicMeme]

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[ConcievedTremon]

@GothiicMeme lol i dare someone to do it

[ConcievedTremon]

yo mamma so stupid she went to heb got 2 batterys stuck them up her butt went home and said i exercized

[GothiicMeme]

@ConcievedTremon ..Fuck you..I don't give a shit...

[legocommanderfox55]

yo momma just like a shotgun one cock and she blows

[hollankendall]

yo mama is so fat i dont have to say anything.

[hollankendall]

yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to make minute rice.

[hollankendall]

yo mama is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

[hollankendall]

yo mama is so ugly she has to sneek up on a glass of water

[TheCoolioman03]

yo mama so dumb, she accidentally got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

[catfish42986]

yo mamma is so fat she was arrested at the airport for having over 250lbs of crack

Your mamas so stupid she got locked in a motercycle.

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