Watch Me Eat #212: Ramen Noodles

[ppierce8]

You have awesome fucking hair! :)

[logical123]

I love ramen, but they are made of so much fail and mirth that it's borderline hysterical.

[sarcasmosis]

@logical123 finally somebody understands the depth of this shit

[GorillaGrodd]

Drinking the ramen "broth" is fucking disgusting. Nice job.

[rerere318]

LOL ...THEIR ALRIGHT ......BAD 4 U

[AmberRose19922011]

so your saying i fail bcuz i like ramen noddles? well go suck one. seroiously.

[sarcasmosis]

@AmberRose19922011 the noodles' tasting like failure has nothing to do with you, nor did i say at any point that anyone fails for liking anything. way to run with that misunderstanding though; i appreciate your gusto.

[DiduGhemotocVerde]

How do you make them ? because I always make them and I can't eat them with a fork just with the spoon

[sarcasmosis]

@DiduGhemotocVerde follow the instructions

[MrLoneIy100]

Ramen noodles unhealthy?!? Are u even looking at the other foods u have ben eating?!., to me..i think noodlesmare healtheir than the other foods u have been eating

[sarcasmosis]

@MrLoneIy100 they're not healthy in any way. they're nothing but starch, salt, and fat.

[cardcaptorsakurax16]

Dude, if it tastes like failure then why are you eating it?

[sarcasmosis]

@cardcaptorsakurax16 the only reason i ever eat anything ever is to elicit the dumbest possible questions

[Mery15ify]

ramen cost 15 cents in USA??? :O In spain (I was forced to live here!) they cost 2 euros, which is almost $3!! my life suucks!

[sarcasmosis]

@Mery15ify firstest world problem

[DiduGhemotocVerde]

@sarcasmosis In Romania they are 7 cents :))

[kolninv]

they r still 15 cent where im at :) buy em by the case. they do taste like failure!

[mypinkash]

OUT OF A MUG!

[PedoBear306]

Hahaha,AWESOME! I have the same bowl. :DDD

[zambot3]

watch out for oswald!!

[theseventhson95]

This guy is America

[sarcasmosis]

@theseventhson95 i'm a bit weird for that designation

[oonanqtyujaoo]

You need to try the korean ones. They're spicy as fuck :D

[KrisDerp]

FUCKING RAMEN NOODLES HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ChanticleerHegemony]

EPIC hair in this vid, hats off to ya man!

[98legocartoonist]

Lol that's an endless fucking bowl of noodles just when you think its gone he pulls out another fork full

[yofoy24]

don't say fucking ramen noodles dude u have no respect for cultures

[sarcasmosis]

@yofoy24 Well, you're retarded, and I have no respect for you; but, that doesn't mean I don't have respect for the retarded.

[yofoy24]

@sarcasmosis that actually dosen't make any sense

[Exiled313]

@yofoy24 So just because he says "fucking" to a food of a different culture means he has no respect for the culture. Also, his response makes perfect sense.

[yourfavoriteAndrew]

@yofoy24 ?..who gives a shit..

[TimeForLaughter]

@yofoy24 this is the american version of chinese. what do you mean respect cultures?

[coltonexley]

That's true.. Haha fuck you should be on workaholics

[coltonexley]

You should have your own show on comedy central or something man. This beats the shit that's on there now anyday

[sarcasmosis]

@coltonexley Thanks a lot. I appreciate the feedback, but you should check out Workaholics. haha

[Nevichka1]

Wait, no, 3:38!!

[yofoy24]

@Nevichka1 how?

[Nevichka1]

3:58 made me laugh so hard!!!!

[zombiehysteria]

are you secretly ricky from the trailor park boys

[sarcasmosis]

@zombiehysteria i fuckin wish but i'd hate to be that helplessly dumb

[jackthesedays]

I love your videos soo much ahah....the frank humor is perfect.....one question: where did you go to college?

[Oinkieberry]

Omg my friend has that same mug

[illkilluwithmyfoot]

I came from typing in taco bell..to watching your taco bell video to subscribing to watching all your videos..took up all my night

[sarcasmosis]

@illkilluwithmyfoot I love when that happens. Thanks for leaving a note!

[TheWHCH20]

@sarcasmosis dude im 13 and ur my hero, i even said in an essay for school

[sarcasmosis]

@TheWHCH20 that's intense

[ProductionsHead]

@sarcasmosis

You're channel is right about your style as a hypnotist, this thing has got my hooked on these videos!

[TheEpicLevi]

My favorite food. Ps your videos rock

[sarcasmosis]

@MikeTV3 Hey, thanks.

[luv4alwayz]

lol.im looking at all the other videos of you eating random food, and not a single one is actually good for you XD

[sarcasmosis]

@luv4alwayz You're not looking hard enough.

[luv4alwayz]

@sarcasmosis ok then let's see here....you've got ramen noodles, pizza rolls, chicken mcnuggets, triple whoppers, brownies, lazagna, taco bell......

[sarcasmosis]

@luv4alwayz I thought you were looking for the things that aren't garbage.

[luv4alwayz]

@sarcasmosis yep. i wasn't having much luck since i dont see anything healthy.... :)

[sarcasmosis]

@luv4alwayz The easy one is oranges.

[WarrenAch]

If you want instant ramen, buy Korean brands, especially Kimchi flavored ones...It's fucking tasty, but bosts a little bit more.

[Junebug6910flo]

Put some lemon and valentina it tastes better

[sarcasmosis]

@Junebug6910flo I stand by your recommendation 100%. It's true.

[TheDogGidget]

Wow you would think your videos make me hungry but it doesn't at all I feel like I just ate but i didnt....weird

[Polaf3456]

This is a REALLY wierd show...

[GamemasterRing]

Infinite respawn

[btapbeats]

@rik90 everything is more expensive in colorado

[rik90]

Ramen for a quarter? Are you kidding me? It's $1.00 here in Ontario.

[dillonbakkedotcom]

this made me want to go to the store, buy some Ramen Noodles and eat them. it has been over a year... i need that feeling in me belly.

[quinlynnes]

they're delicious s000000000000.

[bubbyis1337]

...what the hell? why wud u post videos about this?

[rmisionero]

"We have a show about fucking ramen noodles." That's what he said. lol

[WestCoastIrk]

i have that same bowl!

[makeupwithme112]

noodles is the best

[Sousuke105]

I dont want to be a troll or something but that is not ramen, those are just noodles.

Ramen contains all sorts of things (matters on the type)

Like beef, some vegetables etc. :)

I make it home, love chilli beef ramen x)

[PayneProdutions]

@123pokemonkid Lol he really does.. they look like twins

[RainbowInMyTummy]

In all honesty, you're the funniest guy on youtube. You have that one of a kind dry sense of fuck you humor, just like me. Hah... I Enjoy watching ur vids..

[littlewing62]

i think you really enjoyed that one..

[californiarawrstarr]

im so happy you say it right, and not RAEMAN

[MasterFreddie1]

Are u gonna make an episode of Thanksgiving dinner again?

[sarcasmosis]

@MasterFreddie1 Thanksgiving plans are up in the air.

[MasterFreddie1]

@sarcasmosis Ah, I see. It's understandable.

[realitEcheq]

Ahhh Ramen noodles. gets the fuckin job done.

[johnmills]

sigh we'll see you next time or whatever!

[Fox250R]

MC RIB is back! Could u do a vid on that plz? YUMMY

[Scarman196]

Why are you eating ramen?? That stuff tastes like SHIT!!!!! 

[sarcasmosis]

@Scarman196 You got the wrong flavor. This one tasted like oriental.

[SexxiChica011]

@sarcasmosis lol

[babiiwhispers21]

@Scarman196 u taste like shit it's fuckin good

[Scarman196]

@babiiwhispers21 comin from a fat little mexican girl that probably eats like 20 tortillas in one day

[yayiregistered]

You kinda look like Bill Clinton (In a good way). One of the best presidents of all time. Great video!

[redenchilada]

You have a lot of hair. You should style it with some hair products. Check out slikhaartv here on Youtube, you might get a kick out of it and some styling ideas. I hope you feel better.

[sarcasmosis]

@redenchilada I don't put things on my head that aren't hats. The hair farm up there is too sensitive. Thanks though.

[redenchilada]

Ramen Noodles are 49 cents a package, sold separately, where I live. For about 2 bucks, you can get a pack of six.

[sarcasmosis]

@redenchilada If you were to buy them for that price you would be the victim of an exorbitant and offensive robbery. Only actual Asian ramen noodles are worth more than a quarter a package.

[redenchilada]

@sarcasmosis ha ha, you're right.

[NextZen9010]

Eat corned beef. Please. :P

[sarcasmosis]

@NextZen9010 on the list

[NextZen9010]

@sarcasmosis Cool, can't wait. :P

[AveryBook]

Chopsticks.

[sarcasmosis]

@AveryBook I'll use chopsticks on something less representative of American laziness.

[AveryBook]

@sarcasmosis I can rest easy now.

[loupremo]

you'd make a good talkshow host

[sarcasmosis]

@loupremo Hey thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Not feeling too good on this one, but it makes the good ones stick out a bit better. The show must go on.

[mentalshade]

dude eat fish and chips

[norxcontacts]

I used to toss out the msg/salt pack and use canned spaghetti sauce.

[moderndaypen]

When did this turn into Watch A Hipster Eat, you white t-shirt with a blazer wearing fool?

[sarcasmosis]

@moderndaypen That's not a blazer.

[paridisegrowth]

it was in the best way possible lol

[paridisegrowth]

I just cried a little

[sarcasmosis]

@paridisegrowth Oh my god. Is everything ok?

[xdivisionx]

mysterious ramen noodles?

[Evange]

How many packets did you eat? 

[sarcasmosis]

@Evange one

[livepremium]

@sarcasmosis the first pack opens your stomach to the taste and wonder of the noodles but the second one thats where the money is mmmmm pepto bismol anyone?

[doogiediamond]

I used to add a can of corn, can of green chillies and a chopped up onion to my ramen noodles and top it off with a few shots of cajun sauce. It was like poor man's Gumbo!

Quite delish.

So unhealthy but a major staple for so many people.

No wonder so many of us are diabetic.

Hope you're feeling better soon!

[smswc]

eat more unhealthy shit please

like fast food

[xdivisionx]

@smswc yes, eat more shit please

[itzMehPreet]

Dat shit tastes like cardboard, make some real noodles!