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  • I farted during this video. 

  • Funny video and he was the best and am sad he is gone. Thanks for posting this. This would pertain to farting at work or in a restaurant.

  • @boblabon Hahahahahahahaha really!!!!

  • I once had a fart that cleared out a Dairy Queen. It was marvelous.

  • this is only a test

  • Maybe that's why in the medieval farting might have been a socially accepted phenomena,since well...Everybody smelled rotten anyway...and people tended to live close,since they actually needed each other,So...next time you fart in a public place,feel like you are following a tradition of the past,and some King of old might just say "FART YEAH!!!!"

    And if people complain...well,their problem for lacking Ancient Nostalgia!!

  • the worst type of farts are the "SBD"

  • I bet he farted when he bowed

  • This made me fart

  • master of farting, he is just like Bruce Lee but in martial farts.

  • release the test fart

  • My husband has farts that could end a marriage!

  • 58 people are not human or perhaps in denial

  • it might not be necessary after all, each morning, to eat an an entire wicker swing set

  • 58 people cant fart

  • Bowelmovment

  • has anybody ever farted and shit in there pants?

  • @nenofalletta that's called a "shart"

  • @nenofalletta I don't wanna talk about it. : /

  • thhhhhhhhhpppppppt!!!!!!!!!!

  • Before watching this i didn't have to fart but now i do

  • I farted!

  • Muslims dont like farts............or free women eating bannanas and having to admit they're full of shit.

  • I believe farts have been funny since the birth of man.

  • A hippo shooting shit out of its ass brought me here

  • the airlines should show this clip before the plane takes off.

  • I love farting like this guy, it reminds me of playing Super Smash Bros I would fart whenever I got ko'd

  • "Say, Is that Golf Digest?" hahaha damn this is amazing

  • its as old as me but still true

  • Haha NEMESIS1999 is trolling us =)

  • I saw the diffrence between english and american humor.English humor is much more formal, much more complexh in terms of script writing, muvh more deep.AMerican humor on the other hand it uber liberal, much more cinical, and much more indifrrent towards censored terminology.In terms of culture and behaviour english umor beats american on too many fronts.

  • @NEMESIS1999 Answer if you live in America\any other random country: Move to fuckin' England if you think it's so great.

    Answer if you live in England: GET THE FUCK OVER IT. "American humor," as you call it, is not going to change. We have slap-stick comedians and comedians like George Carlin. The majority are slap-stick, AKA, made for a simple laugh and a good time. Comedians such as George Carlin are for a good laugh and something to think about.

    Pick and choose.

    Deal with it.

  • @NSwisher15721 American and Australian humour is English humour. If you do your History lessons, you will learn that both Americans and Australians originally came from England. So technically speaking, there is no such thing as American or Australian humour. Just saying. Ps, I am British..... the land that you guys ran away from because you were scared of the monarchy, so do not disrespect England you bunch of pussies. At least we were brave and stayed here!

  • @Mr70sFunk I know both Americans and Australians originated out of England. Tell that to NEMESIS1999, the one who mentioned it the first place. -_-

    "...the land that yo guys ran away from because you were scared of the monarchy, so do not disrespect England you bunch of pussies. At least we were brave and stayed here!" Where did I disrespect England? I told him to "move to fuckin' England if [he] thinks it's so great." I didn't insult England.

  • @Mr70sFunk As for the whole "we ran away thing"--that's incredibly immature. YES, today's Americans came out of ancestors who left England. You think I, or anyone else, CHOSE for them to do that? This was hundreds of years before we were born. At least you were brave and stayed there? ...Right. Because since some people were sick of being controlled and left to make their own home, they were pussies. You wanna keep believing that, fine. I'll stick to my own ideas. Whatever.

  • @NSwisher15721 How Ironic that you say; "Because since some people were sick of being controlled and left to make their own home, they were pussies" Sick of being controlled? What about the race that you wiped out when you got there, and the African slaves that you stole? And you have the nerve to defend your ancestor's by saying that they were sick of being controlled? The word Hypocrites comes to mind. Others see your History in a very different way than you do!

  • @Mr70sFunk I said nothing of the race we wiped out, or the Africans. I realize that both these things (and much more) was completely wrong and I still don't fully comprehend WHY we HAD to do it. Because... we didn't. But once again you act as if any of today's Americans chose their history\ancestors. I am proud of being American but even the proudest of us know our ancestors did some really, really fucked up things when they got here. But it's not just America, at that--every country has

  • @Mr70sFunk historic faults that their people wouldn't want to look back on. The original conversation was on American humor vs. British humor. Personally, I think that debate was stupid in the first place. You like slap-stick? Cool. You want some in-depth comedy? Great. Stick to what you want. Sorry if I offended you at all during this but I really don't see the point of your first comment, the bottom part more specifically. Culture didn't have so much to do with it as personal taste.

  • @shadowman2192  Listen to the joke and then you will understand. :-)

  • Thanks to this brilliant man. I now use Test Farts. R.I.P You funny and smart bastard.

  • AHHHH THE KING OF COMEDY NEVER LETS ME DOWN!!! THAT WAS HILARIOUS, RELEASE 10 TO 15% OF THE FART TO SEE IF THOSE AROUND YOU CAN HANDLE IT. LMFAO!!!!!!

  • INCREDIBLE!!!

  • Whats a was a Atheist,nobody I know?George says God quite often,for a Atheist?What is a Atheist?someone who thinks hes here for no reason?

  • @Dave6x9 wat

  • @Dave6x9 stfu

  • @Dave6x9 Why can't an atheist say "God"? And how do you know he's not saying "god"? And why does thinking you're here for no reason make you an atheist? That's an existentialist. I'm an atheist, but I believe I'm here for a reason, I just don't believe in any god. That's the only reason I'm an atheist. I am religious, I just don't believe in any religion with a supreme deity that would instantly send me to hell just because I say "God" even though he loves me. Now quit farting on youtube!

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  • SAY! is that Golf Digest? **PFOOMB**

  • Carlin could make anything into comedy gold.

  • 48 people are not American

  • That man,can through a good fart joke. God bless him

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  • lolol "SUBTERFUGE" lolol

  • RIP :(

  • 47 people can't count high enough to realize they wasted their time disliking the video of the greatest comedy genius in the past 100 years.

    " I bet he's up there..looking down on us now" yeaaaaa..and I bet the old fuck is laughing his ass off too screaming " APRIL FOOLS..DUMBASSES! :P I could see him saying something along those lines

  • @chronofusion "I bet he's up there..looking down on us now" Highly doubt he'd say anything along those lines considering he was an atheist...

  • R.I.P George Carlin the funniest man in live and death.

  • I can relate to this perfectly lol

  • "I have no ending for this, so I take a bow." XD the funniest part

  • Aaah flatulence...the gift that keeps on giving. R.I.P. George...we miss you.

  • 47 people were almost killed by a test fart.

  • He makes farting sophisticated

  • i farted during this video

  • shut the fuck up with ## people you idiots. it only motivates others to dislike it

  • 46 people precipitated a public health emergency.

  • 46 people eat an entire wicker swing set each morning

  • AN ENTIRE WICKHER SWINGSET

  • "I have no ending for this so I take a small bow."

    Best ending ever.

  • Test farts can have liquid consequences.

  • @somewhatlongdong ahhh, the "shart"

  • A TEST FART!

  • 45 people like the smell of their own farts

  • I wish this would be on Thomas the Tank Engine instead of the normal context.

  • 0:49 SO HAPPY! Ya know IN THE BATHROOM!

    If you get the reference, you know who sent me here.

  • This man is a wizard, awesome awesome

  • 4 people make too much dislike bar jokes

  • @Reiben91 1 guy has bad grammar.

  • @xx24x7xx and here we have the grammar nazi

  • @Reiben91 Come on, dude, all I did was pointing out that it's "too many dislike-bar jokes" rather than "much".

  • 41 people are farts

  • 41 people have never farted

  • who the fart dislikes this

  • 41 People were in the plane when he farted.

  • @ArtistChannel04

    make that 42..lol..

  • @ArtistChannel04 Why would it end a marriage?

  • Hmmmmm. In fact, in a strange way, it's rather pleasant.

    

  • Lol. My mom always complains about what I eat no matter what it is. So a few summers ago she had me eating oranges and drinking carbonated water THREE MEALS A DAY. Then one night when everyone was asleep. I let one. Woke the whole house up but I slept through it. She has never pulled that stunt again. ;)

  • holy shit this guy is my idol. i laughed so hard i cried. fart jokes are the best.

    but goodness, my father is one of the worst for farting in public. he's taken me out for ice cream or pizza or whatever it may be, and always feels the need to fart, on a plastic seat.. when no one else is in the place. also, when he was in his younger days, during one of his many arrests, he farted in the back of the cop car. the cop just said.. "just get the fuck out." guess they do come in handy.

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  • A fart that could end a marriage..brilliant

  • Bullbutter! I say if you really have to rip one, then let it go full force. If you're the concerned type and worry about others, then go to the bathroom or move away from them; otherwise, do it!

  • lmao the nature of the beast!

  • Looooooool

  • a fart that could end a marriage lmao.

  • I'm watching this with my family, and had to fart. Thanks for the advice George!

  • 39 people were nearly killed by test farts

  • lol just did a test fart and the dog ran out the room ...

  • @OKMasterChief117 lol would have worked good if you didn't say, "now send me hate comments" :)

  • @OKMasterChief117 ha, you mad?

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  • When I hear bits like "Flamethrowers," "Stuff," "Losing Things," and this gem, it's all the more apparent to me that Carlin was a silver-tongued artist.

  • this guy is mad pro. his lines are like magic.

  • and everyone around you heads for the exits, even the peaple in the submarine!

  • 39 people need to wear the Jackass fart helmet until they die.

  • @namtesyalp You're one of those farts he was talking about :)

  • @namtesyalp Oh really? and yet he seems to have had a much more popular and fruitful life than you have.

    Seriously what kind of moron insults a great and famous person? You are the worthless piece of crap, sir.

    And if you reply with some silly insulting retort, I will not reply and just let you realize how dumb you sound.

  • @namtesyalp Go F*** urself

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  • @namtesyalp It's okay if you don't get it dear ... "it" being the jokes in case you didn't quite grasp that either ... one has to have a level of intellect to be able to follow Mr. Carlin. Maybe when you're a grown up you'll be able to "get it"

  • @namtesyalp You sound like a test fart!

  • @namtesyalp what a worthless piece of shit your comment was. You just can't stand the fact that Carlin didn't just beat you to all the clever jokes you're too stupid and slow to get, he committed MEGADEATH against your pathetic excuse for trolling let alone an attempt to attack one of the 10 best comedy geniuses in throughout the past 40 years. you might grow up one day kid. Until then, SHUT THE FUCKUP, SHUT THE FUCKUP, SHUT THE FUCKUP, ....SHUT..THE FUCK....UP.

  • @chronofusion you are a sad sack,thinking this 7th grade humor immature humor of a known pervert that is so sick he once told a man he hoped a child dies in a fire is funny.not clever,just stupid that dunces with low intellignece like.an atheist clown,not worth the fart smell he loved to sniff

  • @namtesyalp too much blood up your vagina, huh?

  • @namtesyalp Wow, so you don't get this humor? Go back and watch Dane Cook (the guy who steals everyone's jokes) I think he's a better fit for a fucker like you.

  • @namtesyalp

    Dont you have better stuff to do than bitch about how fart jokes are not funny?

    Seriously, get the fuck out of here.

    Also you wrote "intelligence" wrong you fucking retard.

  • @kargaethas before you correct someone,get it right your self ,you idiot.There should be a comma after "wrong" and "you"stupid.It was a typo you clown

  • @namtesyalp

    I am going to argue how to write and correct grammar with someone who can't write the word "yourself" correctly?

    No, i believe i have better stuff to do.

    Goodbye and have fun jacking off at chipmunks or whatever it is you do.

  • 39 people sniffed a humdinger of a fart which froze their sense of humour! We all know there's nothing better than a good old farting session right? Anyone want to become a member of my 'Farting for pleasure & amusement' club?

  • 39 people sniffed a humdinger of a fart and got their brains fried . there's noting better than a good old farting session .. anyone wanna join my farting for fun club?

  • Holy shit this is funny.

  • 35 people are constipated

  • my friend and i were watching this, and for the rest of the night i kept farting! lol

  • i was napping on a largely empty bus when 4 women sat right in front of me and started talking loudly. i was quite pissed , i mean come on there was plenty of other seats . they did not have to so near me and wake me with their inane conversation. so i released a stinker of fart and walked to the front of the bus and got off shortly.

  • what you have to do...is to release... a TEST FART.

    LMFAO!!

  • Like nr 3000! This guy is fantastic !!

  • 39 people here fart in public :P

  • Greatest comedian ever!

  • @cheapcape Definitely!

  • Funny, to bad he was against civil rights for gun owners.

  • @FaganRoberts It seems to me like he wouldn't care either way and would actually promote the use of guns seeing as how in many of his interviews he's stated that he has given up on his species and was patiently waiting on the deterioration of the nation(hey that ryhmes). He said numerous times that he was a bystander, observer, spectator of the human species and had no emotional attachment to anything that went on here. In fact he quite apparantly found humor in all of the chaos and...

  • @hiphopliver destruction as he viewed it all as the perfect imperfection which in my humble opinion is a brilliant and quite fun way too live one's life(so long as you don't deter from YOUR goals).

    This man was a genius and shall forever be missed. I won't say R.I.P because no one knows where the deceased go and if they are actually resting(not physically but spiritually)

  • Question... Why do other peoples farts smell so much worse than your own? Answer... Because you know what you ate for dinner last night!

  • GENIUS. 

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  • @SmileyGarrish I don't think he's allowed to do that.

  • @gyniest we would think so. Though it did teach me a lot about the 'injustice system' and how a lack of witnesses and or 'credibility' can be used by bad police to do whatever they please to people under their control. Sanity prevailed in the court and the judge berated the arresting officer for other things like fabricating his own version of events and forcing through charges against a 16 year old that had no relation to the truth. I agreed to pay $800 for the 'defecatorium' - case closed.

  • @SmileyGarrish police brutality FTW

  • @SmileyGarrish Peel Regional Police! ha!

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  • @SmileyGarrish peel region haha which part, mississauga?

  • Public health disaster!!! :D

  • seriously who farted?!

  • I fart in crowded elevators.

  • it sucks he had to pass away as soon as i find out about him, damn being young

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  • @soulsoflust well, i think there are good and bad things with every generation. who knows? maybe in our generation, there might come a comedian just as good as George Carlin?

  • @OyonTheAdept where?

  • @freeman2545 the comedian as good as Carlin?

    i'm talking about the future, not the present -_-

  • @MeltLuv no what i meant was when i first watched this video the top comment was "27 people cant release test farts". then i said it wasnt funny.

  • I adore the honesty in his closing remarks- "I have no ending for this, so I take a small bow." George Carlin knew that the truth of things is where the comedy is.

  • I was once in an extremely crowed bus.The windows were closed and with about 4 dozen people breathing in such a limited space.Let's just say that helped(me).I was not prepared to take the rest of my trip like that so...a tactical intervention was required.I had to stealthfuly introduce an amount of noxious gas.The low air quality+the sulferous gas=instant evacuation.My natural resistance shielded me form the effect and as the bus emptied I happily exclamated:''Silent,but violent''.

  • he probly was the beast and the test fart

  • Ah, the 90s. Back when people still thought the USA was still worth fighting for. I miss those years.

  • @MikeRoePhonicsMusic it still is...at an underground level

  • @MikeRoePhonicsMusic The 90's was when the US WAS worth fighting for.

  • I just farted because of this video.

  • did george remind anyone else to fart right now?

  • Hilarious!!! Farts are GREAT and only you, George, has made farting so much fun!

  • i hate the very tiny pst farts and all the sudden- it smells like a morgue and you totally sick yourself out.

  • i can smell it from my screen

  • Happy birthday!!!

  • I had a killer splitting headache. So I searched for some Carlin on YouTube, being that laughter is indeed the best medicine. Watched this, now I'm better. Miss you George. Saw you at Westbury in 98. Laughed till my face almost fell off. RIP.

  • 36 dont have sense of humor

  • Smoking, alcohol and Vicodin; bad combination which will kill you early.

  • lol he was the greatest

  • Danm Anybody know a good sub for wiker swing set's

  • Brilliant - Miss you George!

  • George carlin , was one of the best comic i can think of . He made some strange faces but they kind of helped his jokes .....funny guy 

  • @161angie Check out the related video. =]

  • I love the honesty at the end. XD

  • I think Carlin's down there now,screaming up at us...