Maybe that's why in the medieval farting might have been a socially accepted phenomena,since well...Everybody smelled rotten anyway...and people tended to live close,since they actually needed each other,So...next time you fart in a public place,feel like you are following a tradition of the past,and some King of old might just say "FART YEAH!!!!"
And if people complain...well,their problem for lacking Ancient Nostalgia!!
I saw the diffrence between english and american humor.English humor is much more formal, much more complexh in terms of script writing, muvh more deep.AMerican humor on the other hand it uber liberal, much more cinical, and much more indifrrent towards censored terminology.In terms of culture and behaviour english umor beats american on too many fronts.
@NEMESIS1999 Answer if you live in America\any other random country: Move to fuckin' England if you think it's so great.
Answer if you live in England: GET THE FUCK OVER IT. "American humor," as you call it, is not going to change. We have slap-stick comedians and comedians like George Carlin. The majority are slap-stick, AKA, made for a simple laugh and a good time. Comedians such as George Carlin are for a good laugh and something to think about.
@NSwisher15721 American and Australian humour is English humour. If you do your History lessons, you will learn that both Americans and Australians originally came from England. So technically speaking, there is no such thing as American or Australian humour. Just saying. Ps, I am British..... the land that you guys ran away from because you were scared of the monarchy, so do not disrespect England you bunch of pussies. At least we were brave and stayed here!
@Mr70sFunk I know both Americans and Australians originated out of England. Tell that to NEMESIS1999, the one who mentioned it the first place. -_-
"...the land that yo guys ran away from because you were scared of the monarchy, so do not disrespect England you bunch of pussies. At least we were brave and stayed here!" Where did I disrespect England? I told him to "move to fuckin' England if [he] thinks it's so great." I didn't insult England.
@Mr70sFunk As for the whole "we ran away thing"--that's incredibly immature. YES, today's Americans came out of ancestors who left England. You think I, or anyone else, CHOSE for them to do that? This was hundreds of years before we were born. At least you were brave and stayed there? ...Right. Because since some people were sick of being controlled and left to make their own home, they were pussies. You wanna keep believing that, fine. I'll stick to my own ideas. Whatever.
@NSwisher15721 How Ironic that you say; "Because since some people were sick of being controlled and left to make their own home, they were pussies" Sick of being controlled? What about the race that you wiped out when you got there, and the African slaves that you stole? And you have the nerve to defend your ancestor's by saying that they were sick of being controlled? The word Hypocrites comes to mind. Others see your History in a very different way than you do!
@Mr70sFunk I said nothing of the race we wiped out, or the Africans. I realize that both these things (and much more) was completely wrong and I still don't fully comprehend WHY we HAD to do it. Because... we didn't. But once again you act as if any of today's Americans chose their history\ancestors. I am proud of being American but even the proudest of us know our ancestors did some really, really fucked up things when they got here. But it's not just America, at that--every country has
@Mr70sFunk historic faults that their people wouldn't want to look back on. The original conversation was on American humor vs. British humor. Personally, I think that debate was stupid in the first place. You like slap-stick? Cool. You want some in-depth comedy? Great. Stick to what you want. Sorry if I offended you at all during this but I really don't see the point of your first comment, the bottom part more specifically. Culture didn't have so much to do with it as personal taste.
AHHHH THE KING OF COMEDY NEVER LETS ME DOWN!!! THAT WAS HILARIOUS, RELEASE 10 TO 15% OF THE FART TO SEE IF THOSE AROUND YOU CAN HANDLE IT. LMFAO!!!!!!
@Dave6x9 Why can't an atheist say "God"? And how do you know he's not saying "god"? And why does thinking you're here for no reason make you an atheist? That's an existentialist. I'm an atheist, but I believe I'm here for a reason, I just don't believe in any god. That's the only reason I'm an atheist. I am religious, I just don't believe in any religion with a supreme deity that would instantly send me to hell just because I say "God" even though he loves me. Now quit farting on youtube!
47 people can't count high enough to realize they wasted their time disliking the video of the greatest comedy genius in the past 100 years.
" I bet he's up there..looking down on us now" yeaaaaa..and I bet the old fuck is laughing his ass off too screaming " APRIL FOOLS..DUMBASSES! :P I could see him saying something along those lines
@ilurvzelda if he has a chance to laugh at SOME of the people who CHOSE to be , gullible, ignorant, and naive of the truth of life? YEAH..he would. You're welcome. If you were even ONE DAY of a GC viewer let alone a fan you would have already known that. There were PLENTY of times when GC's priorities of comedy vs critical thinking education through smartass stories find common ground. Religion has nothing to do with a clever way to laugh at people through the most ironic means. nice try
I just produced & released a comic book illustrating the life story of George Carlin, in my opinion the greatest comedian, philosopher and truther of all time! To locate me if you want one, message me or Google "DigitalCAPS COMICS George Carlin" and just find the store on my website. George meant so much to me that he was the first issue... and it was an honor to produce his life story in this way!
Lol. My mom always complains about what I eat no matter what it is. So a few summers ago she had me eating oranges and drinking carbonated water THREE MEALS A DAY. Then one night when everyone was asleep. I let one. Woke the whole house up but I slept through it. She has never pulled that stunt again. ;)
holy shit this guy is my idol. i laughed so hard i cried. fart jokes are the best.
but goodness, my father is one of the worst for farting in public. he's taken me out for ice cream or pizza or whatever it may be, and always feels the need to fart, on a plastic seat.. when no one else is in the place. also, when he was in his younger days, during one of his many arrests, he farted in the back of the cop car. the cop just said.. "just get the fuck out." guess they do come in handy.
Bullbutter! I say if you really have to rip one, then let it go full force. If you're the concerned type and worry about others, then go to the bathroom or move away from them; otherwise, do it!
When I hear bits like "Flamethrowers," "Stuff," "Losing Things," and this gem, it's all the more apparent to me that Carlin was a silver-tongued artist.
@namtesyalp It's okay if you don't get it dear ... "it" being the jokes in case you didn't quite grasp that either ... one has to have a level of intellect to be able to follow Mr. Carlin. Maybe when you're a grown up you'll be able to "get it"
@namtesyalp what a worthless piece of shit your comment was. You just can't stand the fact that Carlin didn't just beat you to all the clever jokes you're too stupid and slow to get, he committed MEGADEATH against your pathetic excuse for trolling let alone an attempt to attack one of the 10 best comedy geniuses in throughout the past 40 years. you might grow up one day kid. Until then, SHUT THE FUCKUP, SHUT THE FUCKUP, SHUT THE FUCKUP, ....SHUT..THE FUCK....UP.
@chronofusion you are a sad sack,thinking this 7th grade humor immature humor of a known pervert that is so sick he once told a man he hoped a child dies in a fire is funny.not clever,just stupid that dunces with low intellignece like.an atheist clown,not worth the fart smell he loved to sniff
@namtesyalp Wow, so you don't get this humor? Go back and watch Dane Cook (the guy who steals everyone's jokes) I think he's a better fit for a fucker like you.
@kargaethas before you correct someone,get it right your self ,you idiot.There should be a comma after "wrong" and "you"stupid.It was a typo you clown
39 people sniffed a humdinger of a fart which froze their sense of humour! We all know there's nothing better than a good old farting session right? Anyone want to become a member of my 'Farting for pleasure & amusement' club?
39 people sniffed a humdinger of a fart and got their brains fried . there's noting better than a good old farting session .. anyone wanna join my farting for fun club?
i was napping on a largely empty bus when 4 women sat right in front of me and started talking loudly. i was quite pissed , i mean come on there was plenty of other seats . they did not have to so near me and wake me with their inane conversation. so i released a stinker of fart and walked to the front of the bus and got off shortly.
@FaganRoberts It seems to me like he wouldn't care either way and would actually promote the use of guns seeing as how in many of his interviews he's stated that he has given up on his species and was patiently waiting on the deterioration of the nation(hey that ryhmes). He said numerous times that he was a bystander, observer, spectator of the human species and had no emotional attachment to anything that went on here. In fact he quite apparantly found humor in all of the chaos and...
@hiphopliver destruction as he viewed it all as the perfect imperfection which in my humble opinion is a brilliant and quite fun way too live one's life(so long as you don't deter from YOUR goals).
This man was a genius and shall forever be missed. I won't say R.I.P because no one knows where the deceased go and if they are actually resting(not physically but spiritually)
@gyniest we would think so. Though it did teach me a lot about the 'injustice system' and how a lack of witnesses and or 'credibility' can be used by bad police to do whatever they please to people under their control. Sanity prevailed in the court and the judge berated the arresting officer for other things like fabricating his own version of events and forcing through charges against a 16 year old that had no relation to the truth. I agreed to pay $800 for the 'defecatorium' - case closed.
@soulsoflust well, i think there are good and bad things with every generation. who knows? maybe in our generation, there might come a comedian just as good as George Carlin?
I adore the honesty in his closing remarks- "I have no ending for this, so I take a small bow." George Carlin knew that the truth of things is where the comedy is.
I was once in an extremely crowed bus.The windows were closed and with about 4 dozen people breathing in such a limited space.Let's just say that helped(me).I was not prepared to take the rest of my trip like that so...a tactical intervention was required.I had to stealthfuly introduce an amount of noxious gas.The low air quality+the sulferous gas=instant evacuation.My natural resistance shielded me form the effect and as the bus emptied I happily exclamated:''Silent,but violent''.
I had a killer splitting headache. So I searched for some Carlin on YouTube, being that laughter is indeed the best medicine. Watched this, now I'm better. Miss you George. Saw you at Westbury in 98. Laughed till my face almost fell off. RIP.
I farted during this video.
texasB666 3 days ago 2
Funny video and he was the best and am sad he is gone. Thanks for posting this. This would pertain to farting at work or in a restaurant.
PamelaRP 3 days ago in playlist Funny Moments In Film
@boblabon Hahahahahahahaha really!!!!
rudolph098 4 days ago
I once had a fart that cleared out a Dairy Queen. It was marvelous.
boblabon 1 week ago
this is only a test
whitesongs73 1 week ago
Maybe that's why in the medieval farting might have been a socially accepted phenomena,since well...Everybody smelled rotten anyway...and people tended to live close,since they actually needed each other,So...next time you fart in a public place,feel like you are following a tradition of the past,and some King of old might just say "FART YEAH!!!!"
And if people complain...well,their problem for lacking Ancient Nostalgia!!
Wharwulif 1 week ago
the worst type of farts are the "SBD"
andreah53 1 week ago
I bet he farted when he bowed
TheBoringGamer 2 weeks ago 3
This made me fart
iig0tem 2 weeks ago
master of farting, he is just like Bruce Lee but in martial farts.
MWSAX 2 weeks ago 5
release the test fart
lilypearl1966 2 weeks ago 2
My husband has farts that could end a marriage!
szqsk8 2 weeks ago
58 people are not human or perhaps in denial
pinolace 3 weeks ago 2
it might not be necessary after all, each morning, to eat an an entire wicker swing set
sinistergnr 3 weeks ago 2
58 people cant fart
kevindadarter 3 weeks ago 3
Bowelmovment
cuttock 3 weeks ago 3
has anybody ever farted and shit in there pants?
nenofalletta 3 weeks ago 2
@nenofalletta that's called a "shart"
milinm 3 weeks ago 3
@nenofalletta I don't wanna talk about it. : /
LostGreying 2 weeks ago
thhhhhhhhhpppppppt!!!!!!!!!!
Nagneto 1 month ago 3
Before watching this i didn't have to fart but now i do
MrSpaceman326 1 month ago 3
I farted!
abc1236092 1 month ago
Muslims dont like farts............or free women eating bannanas and having to admit they're full of shit.
garyulyssesking 1 month ago 4
I believe farts have been funny since the birth of man.
thegame2011able 1 month ago 13
A hippo shooting shit out of its ass brought me here
CarlChipSanders 1 month ago 6
the airlines should show this clip before the plane takes off.
gtjhuang 1 month ago 2
I love farting like this guy, it reminds me of playing Super Smash Bros I would fart whenever I got ko'd
TheRetroNintendo 1 month ago 3
"Say, Is that Golf Digest?" hahaha damn this is amazing
MrPositiveBrain 1 month ago 4
its as old as me but still true
PSB2266 1 month ago
Haha NEMESIS1999 is trolling us =)
Indianif 2 months ago
I saw the diffrence between english and american humor.English humor is much more formal, much more complexh in terms of script writing, muvh more deep.AMerican humor on the other hand it uber liberal, much more cinical, and much more indifrrent towards censored terminology.In terms of culture and behaviour english umor beats american on too many fronts.
NEMESIS1999 2 months ago
@NEMESIS1999 Answer if you live in America\any other random country: Move to fuckin' England if you think it's so great.
Answer if you live in England: GET THE FUCK OVER IT. "American humor," as you call it, is not going to change. We have slap-stick comedians and comedians like George Carlin. The majority are slap-stick, AKA, made for a simple laugh and a good time. Comedians such as George Carlin are for a good laugh and something to think about.
Pick and choose.
Deal with it.
NSwisher15721 1 month ago
@NSwisher15721 American and Australian humour is English humour. If you do your History lessons, you will learn that both Americans and Australians originally came from England. So technically speaking, there is no such thing as American or Australian humour. Just saying. Ps, I am British..... the land that you guys ran away from because you were scared of the monarchy, so do not disrespect England you bunch of pussies. At least we were brave and stayed here!
Mr70sFunk 1 month ago
@Mr70sFunk I know both Americans and Australians originated out of England. Tell that to NEMESIS1999, the one who mentioned it the first place. -_-
"...the land that yo guys ran away from because you were scared of the monarchy, so do not disrespect England you bunch of pussies. At least we were brave and stayed here!" Where did I disrespect England? I told him to "move to fuckin' England if [he] thinks it's so great." I didn't insult England.
NSwisher15721 1 month ago
@Mr70sFunk As for the whole "we ran away thing"--that's incredibly immature. YES, today's Americans came out of ancestors who left England. You think I, or anyone else, CHOSE for them to do that? This was hundreds of years before we were born. At least you were brave and stayed there? ...Right. Because since some people were sick of being controlled and left to make their own home, they were pussies. You wanna keep believing that, fine. I'll stick to my own ideas. Whatever.
NSwisher15721 1 month ago
@NSwisher15721 How Ironic that you say; "Because since some people were sick of being controlled and left to make their own home, they were pussies" Sick of being controlled? What about the race that you wiped out when you got there, and the African slaves that you stole? And you have the nerve to defend your ancestor's by saying that they were sick of being controlled? The word Hypocrites comes to mind. Others see your History in a very different way than you do!
Mr70sFunk 1 month ago
@Mr70sFunk I said nothing of the race we wiped out, or the Africans. I realize that both these things (and much more) was completely wrong and I still don't fully comprehend WHY we HAD to do it. Because... we didn't. But once again you act as if any of today's Americans chose their history\ancestors. I am proud of being American but even the proudest of us know our ancestors did some really, really fucked up things when they got here. But it's not just America, at that--every country has
NSwisher15721 1 month ago
@Mr70sFunk historic faults that their people wouldn't want to look back on. The original conversation was on American humor vs. British humor. Personally, I think that debate was stupid in the first place. You like slap-stick? Cool. You want some in-depth comedy? Great. Stick to what you want. Sorry if I offended you at all during this but I really don't see the point of your first comment, the bottom part more specifically. Culture didn't have so much to do with it as personal taste.
NSwisher15721 1 month ago
@shadowman2192 Listen to the joke and then you will understand. :-)
Missnevy 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
Thanks to this brilliant man. I now use Test Farts. R.I.P You funny and smart bastard.
ReviewerKid90 2 months ago
AHHHH THE KING OF COMEDY NEVER LETS ME DOWN!!! THAT WAS HILARIOUS, RELEASE 10 TO 15% OF THE FART TO SEE IF THOSE AROUND YOU CAN HANDLE IT. LMFAO!!!!!!
rjz848911 2 months ago
INCREDIBLE!!!
ballaviking689 2 months ago
Whats a was a Atheist,nobody I know?George says God quite often,for a Atheist?What is a Atheist?someone who thinks hes here for no reason?
Dave6x9 3 months ago
@Dave6x9 wat
k1llk1ngph30n1x 2 months ago
@Dave6x9 stfu
pvticetea600 2 months ago
@Dave6x9 Why can't an atheist say "God"? And how do you know he's not saying "god"? And why does thinking you're here for no reason make you an atheist? That's an existentialist. I'm an atheist, but I believe I'm here for a reason, I just don't believe in any god. That's the only reason I'm an atheist. I am religious, I just don't believe in any religion with a supreme deity that would instantly send me to hell just because I say "God" even though he loves me. Now quit farting on youtube!
chaotickjg 2 months ago
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NSwisher15721 1 month ago
SAY! is that Golf Digest? **PFOOMB**
VivaLaNick335 3 months ago
Carlin could make anything into comedy gold.
MuzzafuzzaGaming 3 months ago
48 people are not American
F3ath3r3dS3rp3nt 3 months ago
That man,can through a good fart joke. God bless him
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R.I.P George. I bet he is looking up at us, screaming in pain. Making Space Cakes without an Oven.
Mr70sFunk 3 months ago
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Mr70sFunk 3 months ago
lolol "SUBTERFUGE" lolol
666alilthrowedoff666 3 months ago
RIP :(
hexpinteas 4 months ago 6
47 people can't count high enough to realize they wasted their time disliking the video of the greatest comedy genius in the past 100 years.
" I bet he's up there..looking down on us now" yeaaaaa..and I bet the old fuck is laughing his ass off too screaming " APRIL FOOLS..DUMBASSES! :P I could see him saying something along those lines
chronofusion 4 months ago 6
@chronofusion "I bet he's up there..looking down on us now" Highly doubt he'd say anything along those lines considering he was an atheist...
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@ilurvzelda if he has a chance to laugh at SOME of the people who CHOSE to be , gullible, ignorant, and naive of the truth of life? YEAH..he would. You're welcome. If you were even ONE DAY of a GC viewer let alone a fan you would have already known that. There were PLENTY of times when GC's priorities of comedy vs critical thinking education through smartass stories find common ground. Religion has nothing to do with a clever way to laugh at people through the most ironic means. nice try
chronofusion 3 months ago
R.I.P George Carlin the funniest man in live and death.
ryomazaky15 4 months ago 5
I can relate to this perfectly lol
MrAL45TA1R 4 months ago
"I have no ending for this, so I take a bow." XD the funniest part
USgovernmentLies 4 months ago 3
Aaah flatulence...the gift that keeps on giving. R.I.P. George...we miss you.
NightSoundsLive 4 months ago
47 people were almost killed by a test fart.
mmfwcl1717 4 months ago
He makes farting sophisticated
Ajjs87 4 months ago 60
i farted during this video
TheBabe411 4 months ago 3
shut the fuck up with ## people you idiots. it only motivates others to dislike it
sniperRobert 4 months ago 6
46 people precipitated a public health emergency.
qwrhggnhmeut 4 months ago
46 people eat an entire wicker swing set each morning
GreatWolfGrimnar 4 months ago
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I just produced & released a comic book illustrating the life story of George Carlin, in my opinion the greatest comedian, philosopher and truther of all time! To locate me if you want one, message me or Google "DigitalCAPS COMICS George Carlin" and just find the store on my website. George meant so much to me that he was the first issue... and it was an honor to produce his life story in this way!
DigitalCAPS 4 months ago
AN ENTIRE WICKHER SWINGSET
burnerthehedgehog 5 months ago
"I have no ending for this so I take a small bow."
Best ending ever.
batman2105 5 months ago 4
Test farts can have liquid consequences.
somewhatlongdong 5 months ago 144
@somewhatlongdong ahhh, the "shart"
foiran 5 months ago
A TEST FART!
exxon101 5 months ago 2
45 people like the smell of their own farts
blueblob4 5 months ago
I wish this would be on Thomas the Tank Engine instead of the normal context.
nejifan365 5 months ago
0:49 SO HAPPY! Ya know IN THE BATHROOM!
If you get the reference, you know who sent me here.
TrunksTrevelyan 5 months ago
This man is a wizard, awesome awesome
ali62x 5 months ago
4 people make too much dislike bar jokes
Reiben91 6 months ago
@Reiben91 1 guy has bad grammar.
xx24x7xx 6 months ago
@xx24x7xx and here we have the grammar nazi
Reiben91 6 months ago
@Reiben91 Come on, dude, all I did was pointing out that it's "too many dislike-bar jokes" rather than "much".
xx24x7xx 6 months ago
41 people are farts
Djdafaqimiz 6 months ago
41 people have never farted
FSeriesPSD 6 months ago
who the fart dislikes this
Gool349 6 months ago
41 People were in the plane when he farted.
chevythunder09 6 months ago
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41 people ended their marriages by farting
ArtistChannel04 6 months ago 74
@ArtistChannel04
make that 42..lol..
Goosemeyer 5 months ago
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@ArtistChannel04 41 people ended their marriages by farting <<< WHAT AN ORIGINAL COMMENT.. NO ONE HAS THOUGHT ABOUT MAKING IT..
communistjesus 5 months ago
@ArtistChannel04 Why would it end a marriage?
shadowman2192 3 months ago
Hmmmmm. In fact, in a strange way, it's rather pleasant.
adictschampselysees 6 months ago
Lol. My mom always complains about what I eat no matter what it is. So a few summers ago she had me eating oranges and drinking carbonated water THREE MEALS A DAY. Then one night when everyone was asleep. I let one. Woke the whole house up but I slept through it. She has never pulled that stunt again. ;)
Chibsukeangel 6 months ago
holy shit this guy is my idol. i laughed so hard i cried. fart jokes are the best.
but goodness, my father is one of the worst for farting in public. he's taken me out for ice cream or pizza or whatever it may be, and always feels the need to fart, on a plastic seat.. when no one else is in the place. also, when he was in his younger days, during one of his many arrests, he farted in the back of the cop car. the cop just said.. "just get the fuck out." guess they do come in handy.
RockWillNeverDie94 6 months ago
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RockWillNeverDie94 6 months ago
A fart that could end a marriage..brilliant
dayzeofclarity 6 months ago
Bullbutter! I say if you really have to rip one, then let it go full force. If you're the concerned type and worry about others, then go to the bathroom or move away from them; otherwise, do it!
senacnc 6 months ago
lmao the nature of the beast!
pointlessaccount100 6 months ago
Looooooool
blsfreek 6 months ago
a fart that could end a marriage lmao.
bestialvomit666 6 months ago
I'm watching this with my family, and had to fart. Thanks for the advice George!
jacksparrow20111 6 months ago
39 people were nearly killed by test farts
pilotamurorei 6 months ago
lol just did a test fart and the dog ran out the room ...
nicky9058 6 months ago
@OKMasterChief117 lol would have worked good if you didn't say, "now send me hate comments" :)
musicizgood 6 months ago
@OKMasterChief117 ha, you mad?
musicizgood 6 months ago
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Refining1 6 months ago
When I hear bits like "Flamethrowers," "Stuff," "Losing Things," and this gem, it's all the more apparent to me that Carlin was a silver-tongued artist.
millenniumf1138 6 months ago
this guy is mad pro. his lines are like magic.
jacobbobcorn 7 months ago
and everyone around you heads for the exits, even the peaple in the submarine!
tarapita 7 months ago
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there is no god
tarapita 7 months ago
39 people need to wear the Jackass fart helmet until they die.
frogmeat69 7 months ago 22
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what a worthless piece of crap carlin was
namtesyalp 7 months ago
@namtesyalp You're one of those farts he was talking about :)
Deadheartsdie 7 months ago
@namtesyalp Oh really? and yet he seems to have had a much more popular and fruitful life than you have.
Seriously what kind of moron insults a great and famous person? You are the worthless piece of crap, sir.
And if you reply with some silly insulting retort, I will not reply and just let you realize how dumb you sound.
number1spielbergfan 7 months ago
@namtesyalp Go F*** urself
TheAmericanCake 7 months ago
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wanderliscious 7 months ago
@namtesyalp It's okay if you don't get it dear ... "it" being the jokes in case you didn't quite grasp that either ... one has to have a level of intellect to be able to follow Mr. Carlin. Maybe when you're a grown up you'll be able to "get it"
wanderliscious 7 months ago
@namtesyalp You sound like a test fart!
onebaud 7 months ago
@namtesyalp what a worthless piece of shit your comment was. You just can't stand the fact that Carlin didn't just beat you to all the clever jokes you're too stupid and slow to get, he committed MEGADEATH against your pathetic excuse for trolling let alone an attempt to attack one of the 10 best comedy geniuses in throughout the past 40 years. you might grow up one day kid. Until then, SHUT THE FUCKUP, SHUT THE FUCKUP, SHUT THE FUCKUP, ....SHUT..THE FUCK....UP.
chronofusion 6 months ago
@chronofusion you are a sad sack,thinking this 7th grade humor immature humor of a known pervert that is so sick he once told a man he hoped a child dies in a fire is funny.not clever,just stupid that dunces with low intellignece like.an atheist clown,not worth the fart smell he loved to sniff
namtesyalp 6 months ago
@namtesyalp too much blood up your vagina, huh?
trekkian88 6 months ago
@namtesyalp Wow, so you don't get this humor? Go back and watch Dane Cook (the guy who steals everyone's jokes) I think he's a better fit for a fucker like you.
LocoGroove 6 months ago
@namtesyalp
Dont you have better stuff to do than bitch about how fart jokes are not funny?
Seriously, get the fuck out of here.
Also you wrote "intelligence" wrong you fucking retard.
kargaethas 6 months ago
@kargaethas before you correct someone,get it right your self ,you idiot.There should be a comma after "wrong" and "you"stupid.It was a typo you clown
namtesyalp 6 months ago
@namtesyalp
I am going to argue how to write and correct grammar with someone who can't write the word "yourself" correctly?
No, i believe i have better stuff to do.
Goodbye and have fun jacking off at chipmunks or whatever it is you do.
kargaethas 6 months ago
39 people sniffed a humdinger of a fart which froze their sense of humour! We all know there's nothing better than a good old farting session right? Anyone want to become a member of my 'Farting for pleasure & amusement' club?
alisonsdragonfly 7 months ago
39 people sniffed a humdinger of a fart and got their brains fried . there's noting better than a good old farting session .. anyone wanna join my farting for fun club?
alisonsdragonfly 7 months ago
Holy shit this is funny.
briantotse3 7 months ago
35 people are constipated
becamarko 7 months ago
my friend and i were watching this, and for the rest of the night i kept farting! lol
monkeymoney52 7 months ago
i was napping on a largely empty bus when 4 women sat right in front of me and started talking loudly. i was quite pissed , i mean come on there was plenty of other seats . they did not have to so near me and wake me with their inane conversation. so i released a stinker of fart and walked to the front of the bus and got off shortly.
keeyk118b 7 months ago
what you have to do...is to release... a TEST FART.
LMFAO!!
MrZombiepuke 7 months ago
Like nr 3000! This guy is fantastic !!
ahhgirl67 7 months ago
39 people here fart in public :P
yosoymicaella 7 months ago
Greatest comedian ever!
cheapcape 7 months ago 2
@cheapcape Definitely!
wiz9496 7 months ago
Funny, to bad he was against civil rights for gun owners.
FaganRoberts 7 months ago 2
@FaganRoberts It seems to me like he wouldn't care either way and would actually promote the use of guns seeing as how in many of his interviews he's stated that he has given up on his species and was patiently waiting on the deterioration of the nation(hey that ryhmes). He said numerous times that he was a bystander, observer, spectator of the human species and had no emotional attachment to anything that went on here. In fact he quite apparantly found humor in all of the chaos and...
hiphopliver 7 months ago
@hiphopliver destruction as he viewed it all as the perfect imperfection which in my humble opinion is a brilliant and quite fun way too live one's life(so long as you don't deter from YOUR goals).
This man was a genius and shall forever be missed. I won't say R.I.P because no one knows where the deceased go and if they are actually resting(not physically but spiritually)
hiphopliver 7 months ago
Question... Why do other peoples farts smell so much worse than your own? Answer... Because you know what you ate for dinner last night!
vhsHQ4hedd 7 months ago
GENIUS.
ArmaniAttack 7 months ago
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SmileyGarrish 8 months ago 47
@SmileyGarrish I don't think he's allowed to do that.
gyniest 6 months ago
@gyniest we would think so. Though it did teach me a lot about the 'injustice system' and how a lack of witnesses and or 'credibility' can be used by bad police to do whatever they please to people under their control. Sanity prevailed in the court and the judge berated the arresting officer for other things like fabricating his own version of events and forcing through charges against a 16 year old that had no relation to the truth. I agreed to pay $800 for the 'defecatorium' - case closed.
SmileyGarrish 6 months ago
@SmileyGarrish police brutality FTW
TheDieselD13 5 months ago
@SmileyGarrish Peel Regional Police! ha!
CanadaDan7 5 months ago
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SmileyGarrish 5 months ago
@SmileyGarrish peel region haha which part, mississauga?
david292978 5 months ago
Public health disaster!!! :D
bryson0mason 8 months ago
seriously who farted?!
Catcherintherye11111 8 months ago
I fart in crowded elevators.
RochesterFICS 8 months ago
it sucks he had to pass away as soon as i find out about him, damn being young
soulsoflust 8 months ago
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OyonTheAdept 8 months ago
@soulsoflust well, i think there are good and bad things with every generation. who knows? maybe in our generation, there might come a comedian just as good as George Carlin?
OyonTheAdept 8 months ago
@OyonTheAdept where?
freeman2545 7 months ago
@freeman2545 the comedian as good as Carlin?
i'm talking about the future, not the present -_-
OyonTheAdept 7 months ago
@MeltLuv no what i meant was when i first watched this video the top comment was "27 people cant release test farts". then i said it wasnt funny.
dooochbaggg 8 months ago
I adore the honesty in his closing remarks- "I have no ending for this, so I take a small bow." George Carlin knew that the truth of things is where the comedy is.
SchizoSchematic 8 months ago
I was once in an extremely crowed bus.The windows were closed and with about 4 dozen people breathing in such a limited space.Let's just say that helped(me).I was not prepared to take the rest of my trip like that so...a tactical intervention was required.I had to stealthfuly introduce an amount of noxious gas.The low air quality+the sulferous gas=instant evacuation.My natural resistance shielded me form the effect and as the bus emptied I happily exclamated:''Silent,but violent''.
swordcollection 8 months ago
he probly was the beast and the test fart
351pimpdaddy 8 months ago
Ah, the 90s. Back when people still thought the USA was still worth fighting for. I miss those years.
MikeRoePhonicsMusic 8 months ago 53
@MikeRoePhonicsMusic it still is...at an underground level
edwinm1 8 months ago
@MikeRoePhonicsMusic The 90's was when the US WAS worth fighting for.
TehFunnehMann 6 months ago
I just farted because of this video.
Shadylikeatree 8 months ago
did george remind anyone else to fart right now?
mazza23 8 months ago
Hilarious!!! Farts are GREAT and only you, George, has made farting so much fun!
maryellen090448 8 months ago 3
i hate the very tiny pst farts and all the sudden- it smells like a morgue and you totally sick yourself out.
mokeymina 8 months ago
i can smell it from my screen
n0rthxcali916 8 months ago
Happy birthday!!!
trackgirl2187 8 months ago
I had a killer splitting headache. So I searched for some Carlin on YouTube, being that laughter is indeed the best medicine. Watched this, now I'm better. Miss you George. Saw you at Westbury in 98. Laughed till my face almost fell off. RIP.
fiveortenbren 8 months ago 2
36 dont have sense of humor
noodles2009isa 8 months ago
Smoking, alcohol and Vicodin; bad combination which will kill you early.
gregboyds 8 months ago
lol he was the greatest
lestat692k8 8 months ago
Danm Anybody know a good sub for wiker swing set's
gregheffly 8 months ago
Brilliant - Miss you George!
shanksuk1 8 months ago
George carlin , was one of the best comic i can think of . He made some strange faces but they kind of helped his jokes .....funny guy
Benafrd 8 months ago
@161angie Check out the related video. =]
sorryifioffendedu 8 months ago
I love the honesty at the end. XD
YukiNekoPrincess 9 months ago
I think Carlin's down there now,screaming up at us...