While I do find this video to be more of a piss take and not satire, it does bring up a legit point: why are more sustainable foods *more* expensive than so called unsustainable food? Absent government good old boys action, shouldn't the reverse be true?
@rollcat886 Directly quoted "gay-wad" from the vid, rollcat886. Watch the video yourself. Besides, anyone commenting on an Onion clip asking if someone was in 8th grade is pretty iffy...
I stopped and thought "Wait, it's the guy from chopped who pretends he cares what the judges thinks isn't it...? It can't be.." before I realized sure enough. Wow, way to go onion, makes it all that much better getting him to say it/admit lol.
Fantastic! This is so fantastic on so many levels. I'm reading about the use of the word gay-wad here by many. The fact that Ted Allen used it is priceless! For those that may not know - Ted is gay.
@01:08: "Oh, see, I'm getting furious all over again." Hilarious.
Oh, and...gay-wad gay-wad gay-wad to all those who think an Onion snippet is going to cause random acts of gay-related violence. Maybe Brooke Alvarez will come along and kick the fuck out of us.
LoL! Supporting local, ethical businesses over giant, subsidized commercial conglomerates with products that travel on average 1300 miles before they get to you. What a bunch of faggy pretentious dickheads.
@rasputozen Ugh, I love you pretentious dickheads! Ever consider efficiency? Sure, those products travel 1300 miles, but it's tons of product. Compare that to several kilos of product traveling < 50 miles from a local farm, and you will see that there really isn't a difference. Not to mention the ability of giant factory farms to grow more food on less land and with less expenditure on resources. And I am a vegan and a liberal, but I hate the "home grown = better for everything" fallacy.
@atlant80 that's 1300 miles per person... versus... < 50 miles per person.. for the same amount of product. Whether tons of product are shipped 1300 miles altogether or in separate 1 lb packages makes no difference, all of the product is still traveling 1300 miles and wasting that much more energy. Don't take this as me brow beating you because really, I like you, but you're mistaken.
@rasputozen hahaha no, not for the same amount to product! For much, much less product, as farmers tend to grow much less than corporate farms. How many 50 mile trips do you think it will take for the same amount of product? Dozens, which makes local growing even less clean than corporate farming.
@atlant80 I wish I could just talk to you so we don't have to do this choppy back and forth... the food is shipped 1300 miles to get to the store you buy it from... ppl go to and from the store probably once a week. If it's grown locally it only travels < 50 miles to get to the store. And yes, it is the same amount of product. What stores do you know that carry 6 tons of celery??
@rasputozen - Jumping on an old debate, while I'm definitely not a localvore, I have to say that very few foods can survive a 1300 mile trip and the time it takes to make the trip picked while ripened. The less said about how the big guys try to get around this fact the better. However, things do change once we enter the realms of frozen/canned/jammed/etc. foods.
@Shezmu Out of necessity it makes sense to import/export certain foods/products. It's a simple fact that there are some places and climates that produce certain foods or products more easily. I don't debate this. Importing frozen or canned foods that can just as easily be grown or produced in the same local climate is wasteful because the imported food has to travel greater than 100 miles, on average 1300 with our current model. It's common sense; this is foolish.
@rasputozen - I believe I agree with this, if we take seasonality and the like into account. like for instance, importing strawberries from out of state during the winter months wouldn't count as importing something that could be easily grown locally.
@Shezmu Sure, importing on the basis of a product being out of season is a step in the right direction. Even this though can be solved locally with canning and freezing. If we wise up a little more we might realize that it's probably not a good idea to eat a lot of things that are out of season anyway. Animals instinctively and out of necessity don't do it (throw an orange out in winter time and see if it gets eaten - I haven't tried it with strawberries but I figure it'd be the same).
@Shezmu If by "taste of place" you mean importing stuff from distant lands because of the thrill of the novelty of the fruits of different climes then I'd say that should be reserved only for very rare occasions and certainly not to be incorporated as a staple of one's diet. It's the equivalent of being a tourist versus a local. Also a lot of exotic foods have rough "equivalents" in most temperate climes. Be creative.
My old room mate was a chef at a 5 star restaurant and he was cooking really bomb ass meals all the bloody time. that was awesome. too bad he ended up also being a coked out douch...
LOL this shit was hilarious. They couldn't have picked a better guy than Ted Allen for this. He's in so many cooking shows with pretentious chefs and the irony and satire was spot on.
The ending kinda sucked though. I guess the Onion has realized that the average user is too fucking retarded to understand sarcasm so now they pretty much throw you a punch a line explaining what they were making fun of.
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@mar9hyperzeroshadow I guess because he's gay he can degrade himself with that slur and it's okay. I don't think so. This is very funny but they didn't have to resort to perjoratives, which are never funny. If this were a black sketch about Southern food, you'd never get away with "...all your jigaboo" friends. Why then is this okay? Aren't we all better than that? I'm really surprised at Ted. A Shame.
@zim129 Yeah, I thought I was the only person who noticed it. I don't why someone would think that is a good idea.
Also why does it seem like they upload fewer and fewer good onion videos? I really don't care for the sub-par writing found in the new videos, I also think the new cast, especially Brooke Alvarez can't compare to the original actors.
if you guys like The Onion stuff you should check out Cecil and Pokey. it's clearly inspired by videos like this. Cecil and Pokey Occupy Wallstreet is a good one.
Very weak by Onion standards. There's no genuine satire here at all. Rather than showing us some absurdity of life, it tells us what to think. Makes me concerned that the Onion is in decline.
No genuine satire?? I completely disagree. They are satirizing every dumb-ass, arrogant, pretentious chef who comes on these talk/morning shows and makes some absurd, ridiculous "creation" comprised of ingredients you can't buy at any normal supermarket and which no one can ever successfully recreate in their own kitchen. This is absolutely Onion-style and definitely a true parody.
That pic of him on the book is just priceless.
Darkrise714 5 days ago
i just get chef boyardee from cvs and eat it before work
746c 1 week ago
Keep pressing 1:43 for infinite lulz
wolfgoblin 1 week ago
Oh god this is the best onion video ever...i died of laughter
barwlface444 1 week ago
I like Ted Allen 175% more for doing this.
hellogoodbyemyluv 2 weeks ago 4
yah fuck yah! Cheese burgers!
Frug4l 2 weeks ago
"To Hell with this shit! Let's just get some REAL food!"
Ted Allen, proving not everyone on Food Network takes themselves so damn serious.
manwithpez 2 weeks ago 5
Ahaha, I see you have this problem in America also!
fr0nage 3 weeks ago 4
I'm surprised they don't have a show called micheal may.
whyme943 3 weeks ago
awesome!!
earthwalker7 3 weeks ago
ted allen is completely at home with the onion what a performance! i call for him being a regular guest, or maybe even a host!
jbdranger 3 weeks ago
While I do find this video to be more of a piss take and not satire, it does bring up a legit point: why are more sustainable foods *more* expensive than so called unsustainable food? Absent government good old boys action, shouldn't the reverse be true?
Shezmu 4 weeks ago
It took me awhile to realize that this was a parody XD
MeenyMcSweeny 4 weeks ago
Wow I already thought Ted Allen was interesting but this takes to a whole new level!!
BlooodRedSky 1 month ago
haha sounds wierd at 0:27
MrCoreypb 1 month ago
42 people love their faux-intellectual gay-wad dinner parties...
JayJayGR85 1 month ago
the ending had me rolling.
TheExileElite 1 month ago
If conservatives knew how to make fun of themselves like this they wouldn't be such dickheads gay-wads.
plunderpunk2 1 month ago
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rollcat886 3 weeks ago
@rollcat886 Directly quoted "gay-wad" from the vid, rollcat886. Watch the video yourself. Besides, anyone commenting on an Onion clip asking if someone was in 8th grade is pretty iffy...
plunderpunk2 3 weeks ago
This is what I think of when I hear "fancy food".
DroidZero0 1 month ago
I am a chef, I've worked in food service for thirty years and this is absolutely spot on.
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I love how there are nuggets of truth to every Onion video, yet they are still hilarious.
UnknownXV 1 month ago
42 are pretentious foodies
MrDwaters88 2 months ago
The fact that he's a real celebrity chef makes this so much more amazing.
MARIOFREAK821 2 months ago
I didn't know the Onion got Chef Ramsey.
Heroaftermath 2 months ago
42 people have been blanching for 30 seconds
theflyingmouse 2 months ago
"Sounds Annoying"
MCVidMaster 2 months ago 2
The Onion... F'ing hilarious! Way to go getting Ted Allen, too!
Usfourcases 2 months ago
41 people have no sense of humor.
moviegeek65 3 months ago
Cob nut = Hazelnut
:P
yinge101 3 months ago
Cobb nuts....I see what you did there...
coffeebadass 3 months ago
LOL The ending for this was priceless. The stagehand just had this confused look on her face when she was hit by the fish. xD
kitsune720 3 months ago 4
The Onion is great because they understand when a gag gets old. SNL could learn something from them.
Also, Ted Allen is the fucking man for doing this.
justplainruk 3 months ago 61
What is with the vignetting around the frame of this video? It makes it seem less like an onion video/morning show video.
WeEatBrainz 3 months ago
I stopped and thought "Wait, it's the guy from chopped who pretends he cares what the judges thinks isn't it...? It can't be.." before I realized sure enough. Wow, way to go onion, makes it all that much better getting him to say it/admit lol.
zellmer 3 months ago
"for you and all your asshole friends" hahaha lol! the way he says that kills me
IceTruckButcher103 3 months ago
It is beyond awesome that Ted Allen actually did this show!
kiminokami 3 months ago
COB NUTS!?
unlessitsafarm 3 months ago
the convoluted cooking for the babu turnips is the one of the best parts, but also Teds gaybomb is epic because, he is in fact gay, great stuff.
endersshadowa 3 months ago
There's one book I'd buy just for the cover.
suicideposter 3 months ago
cob nuts = hazel nuts
slh950 3 months ago in playlist More videos from TheOnion
Shock them in an ice bath hahah
DJbruehl 3 months ago
This episode was the first i seen
imakout 3 months ago in playlist onion
I think this is the best onion vid I've seen in a long time
farneyblakeley 3 months ago 26
Its like Posh Nosh, only more different.
Jcolinsol 3 months ago
Fantastic! This is so fantastic on so many levels. I'm reading about the use of the word gay-wad here by many. The fact that Ted Allen used it is priceless! For those that may not know - Ted is gay.
Bill463 3 months ago 5
Oh yeah, and we should copy/paste this video link to every snippet of the 'the Chew'.
cliffandy 3 months ago
@cliffandy good idea.. :)
mazinais31 3 months ago
@01:08: "Oh, see, I'm getting furious all over again." Hilarious.
Oh, and...gay-wad gay-wad gay-wad to all those who think an Onion snippet is going to cause random acts of gay-related violence. Maybe Brooke Alvarez will come along and kick the fuck out of us.
cliffandy 3 months ago
COB NUTS?! Just the sound of that name makes me furious.
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HAHAHHAHAHA
Man the Onion is just freaking absurd of funny.
Draxis32 3 months ago
Loved him on QE when I was in middle school. Now I respect him too. That was legit.
LizaLermontov 3 months ago
FUCK YES TED ALLEN AND THEONION OMGWAT IS HAPPENING KABOOOOOM MY MIND JUST EXPLODED
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LoL! Supporting local, ethical businesses over giant, subsidized commercial conglomerates with products that travel on average 1300 miles before they get to you. What a bunch of faggy pretentious dickheads.
rasputozen 3 months ago
@rasputozen Ugh, I love you pretentious dickheads! Ever consider efficiency? Sure, those products travel 1300 miles, but it's tons of product. Compare that to several kilos of product traveling < 50 miles from a local farm, and you will see that there really isn't a difference. Not to mention the ability of giant factory farms to grow more food on less land and with less expenditure on resources. And I am a vegan and a liberal, but I hate the "home grown = better for everything" fallacy.
atlant80 3 months ago
@atlant80 that's 1300 miles per person... versus... < 50 miles per person.. for the same amount of product. Whether tons of product are shipped 1300 miles altogether or in separate 1 lb packages makes no difference, all of the product is still traveling 1300 miles and wasting that much more energy. Don't take this as me brow beating you because really, I like you, but you're mistaken.
rasputozen 3 months ago
@rasputozen hahaha no, not for the same amount to product! For much, much less product, as farmers tend to grow much less than corporate farms. How many 50 mile trips do you think it will take for the same amount of product? Dozens, which makes local growing even less clean than corporate farming.
atlant80 3 months ago
@atlant80 I wish I could just talk to you so we don't have to do this choppy back and forth... the food is shipped 1300 miles to get to the store you buy it from... ppl go to and from the store probably once a week. If it's grown locally it only travels < 50 miles to get to the store. And yes, it is the same amount of product. What stores do you know that carry 6 tons of celery??
rasputozen 3 months ago
@rasputozen - Jumping on an old debate, while I'm definitely not a localvore, I have to say that very few foods can survive a 1300 mile trip and the time it takes to make the trip picked while ripened. The less said about how the big guys try to get around this fact the better. However, things do change once we enter the realms of frozen/canned/jammed/etc. foods.
Shezmu 4 weeks ago
@Shezmu Out of necessity it makes sense to import/export certain foods/products. It's a simple fact that there are some places and climates that produce certain foods or products more easily. I don't debate this. Importing frozen or canned foods that can just as easily be grown or produced in the same local climate is wasteful because the imported food has to travel greater than 100 miles, on average 1300 with our current model. It's common sense; this is foolish.
rasputozen 3 weeks ago
@rasputozen - I believe I agree with this, if we take seasonality and the like into account. like for instance, importing strawberries from out of state during the winter months wouldn't count as importing something that could be easily grown locally.
Shezmu 3 weeks ago
@Shezmu Sure, importing on the basis of a product being out of season is a step in the right direction. Even this though can be solved locally with canning and freezing. If we wise up a little more we might realize that it's probably not a good idea to eat a lot of things that are out of season anyway. Animals instinctively and out of necessity don't do it (throw an orange out in winter time and see if it gets eaten - I haven't tried it with strawberries but I figure it'd be the same).
rasputozen 3 weeks ago
@rasputozen - oh, and things also get complicated if one believes in the concept of "taste of place".
Shezmu 3 weeks ago
@Shezmu If by "taste of place" you mean importing stuff from distant lands because of the thrill of the novelty of the fruits of different climes then I'd say that should be reserved only for very rare occasions and certainly not to be incorporated as a staple of one's diet. It's the equivalent of being a tourist versus a local. Also a lot of exotic foods have rough "equivalents" in most temperate climes. Be creative.
rasputozen 3 weeks ago
My old room mate was a chef at a 5 star restaurant and he was cooking really bomb ass meals all the bloody time. that was awesome. too bad he ended up also being a coked out douch...
Krandolph17 3 months ago
More today now videos!!!
webzilla1 3 months ago 5
1:44 owned
PatchesDaHamstr 3 months ago
Fucking loved it
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LOL. They should show that as a commercial during "Chopped."
laridd 3 months ago
It could also be called fish in a hazelnut shell served with mashed turnips. A meal is only as pretentious as you make it.
Didn't like the video anyways. It shouldn't be busy slapping me in the face with an awkward variation of satire.
BlurbFish 3 months ago
@BlurbFish Whoa, whoa whoa... 'hazelnut shell'?
GypsyLeah 3 months ago
@GypsyLeah A shell made of hazelnuts. I'm aware that it's ambiguous.
BlurbFish 3 months ago
37 people are pretentious foodie gaywads
endersshadowa 3 months ago
This is awesome. This is the Onion at its best
Bizzer10 3 months ago
Oh yeah your dick head friends will really think thats important, i give Ted props for dropping the gay bomb, that is one cool homosexual
endersshadowa 3 months ago
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You and all your asshole friends
EuchridEucrow1 3 months ago
This had me rolling! LMAO
endersshadowa 3 months ago
stop it guys, south park will have nothing left to make fun of
kyebean 3 months ago
LOL this shit was hilarious. They couldn't have picked a better guy than Ted Allen for this. He's in so many cooking shows with pretentious chefs and the irony and satire was spot on.
The ending kinda sucked though. I guess the Onion has realized that the average user is too fucking retarded to understand sarcasm so now they pretty much throw you a punch a line explaining what they were making fun of.
laputadetumadre11 3 months ago
@laputadetumadre11 I disagree. I think it's really funny seeing a guy finally get sick of his own bullshit and just snap.
heisanevilgenius 3 months ago
Chef Ted Allen needs a new career...
totalwintergirl 3 months ago
Love the part when the fish hits the lady, splat LoL great stuff
Fayun144 3 months ago
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AngieCummingTV 3 months ago
@AngieCummingTV HO!
fishyguy40 3 months ago
@fishyguy40 Lick it Bitch! =]
AngieCummingTV 3 months ago
I'm so glad he was cool enough to go along with it
powerpcmac 3 months ago
My dickhead friends feel conflicted about this video.
I liked it.
WGS669 3 months ago
accurate
reophydey101 3 months ago
This is amazing
plazmixplazmix 3 months ago
Fucking great, as always.
"Ah, you must blanch them for 30 seconds, then you shock them in an ice bath."
LMFAO.
salvo711 3 months ago
LOLOLOL
343TheSentient 3 months ago
Did he say 'gay-wad'? GAY WAD? Are you hearing this, Nobel Prize for Literature Committee?
mar9hyperzeroshadow 3 months ago 49
@mar9hyperzeroshadow
It's funny because he's gay. You hear that, gay people who get offended by the use of "gay" as an insult? Ted Allen's cool with it.
Tezcatlepocatl 3 months ago
And gay person who's okay with throwing around the word gay as an insult is a bro in my book.
BathedinSin 3 months ago
@mar9hyperzeroshadow I've been saying gaywad for years
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@mar9hyperzeroshadow I guess because he's gay he can degrade himself with that slur and it's okay. I don't think so. This is very funny but they didn't have to resort to perjoratives, which are never funny. If this were a black sketch about Southern food, you'd never get away with "...all your jigaboo" friends. Why then is this okay? Aren't we all better than that? I'm really surprised at Ted. A Shame.
lcowles 2 months ago
Sounds annoying!
ballsruoff 3 months ago
Rofl, ted allen just got way cooler in my book
frothyshoes 3 months ago 74
One time I cooked shrimp alfredo, I'm such a good chef, and it only took me 3 minutes!
I call it, "Microwave Dinner".
MrAlekz 3 months ago 5
"Foodie" is just a another term for gluttony. If you're gonna be a glutton, at least be honest about it.
catcharide56 3 months ago
First Onion video that's made me burst out laughing in a while.
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WHAT? its like my two worlds are colliding! the real and the fake.....
mockhazzard 3 months ago
That's pretty cynical, even for the Onion.
uexdrukl 3 months ago
that was absolutely LLLLLOOOOLLLL
ocping 3 months ago
gaywad? I'm disappointed Onion.
megablade12345 3 months ago
@megablade12345 cry some more
Krauserowns 3 months ago 4
@megablade12345 It's not words like gaywad that make this world miserable. It's people who get all miserable when they hear words like gaywad.
Horus515 3 months ago 6
...TO HELL WITH THIS SHIT! LETS JUST GET SOME REAL FOOD.
Pacifistray 3 months ago
what is with that vignette
zim129 3 months ago
@zim129 Typical food show network effect, makes ya angry/hungry.
MadtactiX 3 months ago
@zim129 Yeah, I thought I was the only person who noticed it. I don't why someone would think that is a good idea.
Also why does it seem like they upload fewer and fewer good onion videos? I really don't care for the sub-par writing found in the new videos, I also think the new cast, especially Brooke Alvarez can't compare to the original actors.
WeEatBrainz 3 months ago
LOL!
NegritaTanRica 3 months ago
precious foodie bullshit or pretentious foodie bullshit?
Xezatt 3 months ago
@Xezatt pretentious
Horus515 3 months ago
Yes. Ted fucking Allen. I did not see this coming.
howe92 3 months ago
hands up if you check if Amazon has the book?
spoddie 3 months ago 3
1:43 XD
xtcvirus 3 months ago
Cobnuts?!?!? Just the sound of that name makes me furious.
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spidermonkeymike 3 months ago
This video is sooo realistic! LOL I love that I'm not the only one who thinks these things :P
Poutchyka 3 months ago
I was gonna say that the ending was unfunny, but then I looked up that this was a real guy and not just an actor, and that makes it better.
RichoRosai 3 months ago 6
This one reminds me of my favorite Onion's video: "Sony Releases Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work"! LOL
yvosaurus 3 months ago 3
@yvosaurus Dammit, you read my mind!
Edu2503 3 months ago
i really want to seem him throw the food at the next Iron Chef
westben2000 3 months ago
Gay wad.. and your dickhead friends would love that... Laughing so hard it hurts!
lovelylouro 3 months ago
fan f'ing-tabulous!!!
jafralaj 3 months ago
I think we can safely say that we all hate those kind of "meals" and cooks that make them.
shadowC10ne 3 months ago
Best video in a long time!!! Loved it.
lntothe 3 months ago
i stuck this food book up my ass , and then my mother fuct me in the ass
DanOlooney 3 months ago
I'm a Chef and this is absolute gold.
Daneoid81 3 months ago 3
WOW. I have just gained an large amount of respect for Ted Allen.
TimADugan 3 months ago 66
What's with the vignetting? Seriously?
200wingfilms 3 months ago 4
ahaha that ending was brilliant!
bassetts1899 3 months ago
i bet you know a lot about those cob nuts
JSasRays 3 months ago
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JSasRays 3 months ago
His shirt fits him so nicely... I wonder where he gets his alterations done?
squarecracker 3 months ago
The pretentious bullshit has migrated from the comments section to the video itself. Well, most of it has.
tctheunbeliever 3 months ago
And they did this all without repeating the term 'creme freshe' countless times.
AxelLeJeff 3 months ago 4
Today Now was once my favourite onion show but now it sucks!
2dayBlue 3 months ago
hahaahah when the chicken hit that lady hHAHAHAHAHHA i fucking love the onion
sofaking815 3 months ago
wishes every cooking show was like this
stolendrugs 3 months ago
1:44 it stuck to the clipboard, hahaha.
rabidfish02 3 months ago
This is funny to everyone because the pretentious dorks who are like that don't think that they are.
StabbyRaccoon 3 months ago
Very weak by Onion standards. There's no genuine satire here at all. Rather than showing us some absurdity of life, it tells us what to think. Makes me concerned that the Onion is in decline.
lenvm 3 months ago
@lenvm:
No genuine satire?? I completely disagree. They are satirizing every dumb-ass, arrogant, pretentious chef who comes on these talk/morning shows and makes some absurd, ridiculous "creation" comprised of ingredients you can't buy at any normal supermarket and which no one can ever successfully recreate in their own kitchen. This is absolutely Onion-style and definitely a true parody.
SavoyTruffle78 3 months ago 108
@SavoyTruffle78 You're absolutely right, most people couldn't get 78 truffles imported from the Savoy region of France. Thanks for rubbing it in. =P
Xeonaa 3 months ago
@Xeonaa:
ROFL. My username is a nod to the Beatles song "Savoy Truffle," and "78" is my birth year. :-)
SavoyTruffle78 3 months ago
God, so violent!
DeeperBlueX16 3 months ago
lolol
richter85 3 months ago
Better than Sandra Lee.
ZeetherKID77 3 months ago
LOOOL Best Satirical Comedy on the Internet!!
To411u 3 months ago
Did he purposely throw it at her crouch just to make it humorous? Cuz it worked for me. ^^
EyequeenCasskulla 3 months ago
Brilliant
MrDorkusMaximus 3 months ago
your dickhead friends will really like that. lol
shafta99 3 months ago
YES ..... YEEEEEESSSSS
xenoblad 3 months ago
Best video in a long time.
wydok 3 months ago
That's a keeper. I will probably laugh all the way to pick up my pizza !!!
iannetta11 3 months ago
Shock them in an ice bath.
DJbruehl 3 months ago
Oh Ted Allen, you will forever have a place in my heart because of this skit.
Purpleyglop 3 months ago 5
*Wishes that cookbook was real*
:'(
macandease 3 months ago 107
@macandease THIS
Siryath 3 months ago
@macandease We have a new candidate for a second book by the Onion!
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while i like the overall message of the video, this one was poorly acted. Onion, i expect better.
TheBetterGame 3 months ago
For your pseudo intellectual, condescending, fagget ass dinner guest :)
Jeremiah2450 3 months ago
So so true!
TheAmazingZachRE 3 months ago
to hell with this shit *toss* *smack*
walruspictures 3 months ago
I already liked Ted Allen. He just scored bonus points lol
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datzfast 3 months ago
LoL so funny
mamibg87 3 months ago
lol, that poor assistant's titty.
christentze 3 months ago
Today Now! segments are my favorite!
christentze 3 months ago
LOL, a cob nut is known to normal people as a hazelnut!
cromartie800 3 months ago