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  • I guess that God also makes morons.

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  • This man needs better things to do with his life. He is annoying people, and as a Christian myself, i am ashamed. I am ok with people having debates about God if both sides are up for it, but please stop preaching to others who DON'T ASK FOR YOUR OPINION. Keep your religion to yourself, ok?

  • What a fucking creep....."can i touch you here? How bout here? And there? Can I go any lower?" Jesus is a PERV

  • No wonder I could never feel Jesus in me..I was feeling the wrong part of my body!

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  • I guess this is supposed to be funny...it isn't funny, its just LAME

  • Very "fair" portrayal of him. Very nice... *Sarcasm

  • I can't tell if he's serious or not.

  • Fucking lol, this vid is hilarious, "When you were a child, were you ever told you were naughty?" Well I've been told as an adult, in the bedroom that I'm naughty ;)

  • The Bible is Fruitylicious... Comfort Jr. the Banana Boy

  • This has to be a parody. Please tell me this is a parody!

  • @DanMarik The point is, you CAN'T disprove a fairy tale. Neither Thumbelina nor the Bible can be disproved. Anyway, sorry to bash on other peoples' beliefs, my bad on that.

  • @browniesounds No worries mate....Israel disproves your beliefs every day.

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  • If as you say, that Jesus is the sacrificial lamb of God, then why do u christians have to stand before the judgement seat of God to have ur sins judged? Isn't this a contradiction? Also, U can 'feel' a non-existent person named Jesus in someone else's heart? Who appointed u judge of another's heart? Where is the grace of ur so-called God? Too many contradictions in the bible to be explained; Why because it was written by a bunch of bronze age goat-herders!

  • @journeyer58 If you believe that Jesus can take sin out your life, make you righteous, make you do his will then that is Gods grace. Believing in jesus is not about works either but faith without works is dead. I know it seems hard to understand but God is merciful and if you humble yourself and seek the son thru the father you will find out the truth about life. Anyone that doesn't want to know God will be eternally separated from God. God is holy and we are not. That is how it is. God is good.

  • wrong, wrong wrong wrong. Get your facts straight! Oh... there are no facts in religion! Pull your religious head out of your ass!

  • @ricklicks42 If you're going to insult any theist like that, then are you better than you make them out to be? Instead of saying "No facts in religion" try giving examples. Or intellectually insulting them.

  • Your dillema is... The sin you know you are guilty of will not go unpunished. THERE IS A WAY TO BE PARDONED.

  • God resists the proud but gives grace to the humble. Your arrogance won't allow you to see your sinfulness.

    You know sin exists and is wrong but you won't humbly admit you are guilty and deserve punishment as well. Denying God wont help your dillema.

  • This guy is hilarious. This may be the best Ray Comfort satire ever!

  • Repent now. Stop sinning against God. You know you are guilty yet you won't turn. God is waiting. But won't wait for long.He was merciful by sending us a way out.

    Jesus. This life is your only chance.

  • @brian9monty I know I am guilty? ... Let's start with "I know there's a god." ... OOPS! we can't because I see no evidence that there is, sorry.

  • @MrMZaccone a building or car you would believe didn't just appear. But more detailed life and all its perfectly fit necessities all around is not evidence it was placed here? The bible says the fool has said there is no God

  • @brian9monty Apples and oranges. I know cars and buildings don't appear because I know for a fact that they are man made. There isn't any "belief" involved. How does this pertain to life and all it's "perfectly fit necessities"? (what perfectly fit necessities?) In short, NO, it is not evidence that it was placed here by a god and neither is your personal incredulity. What you're presenting is called an argument from ignorance. And, why should I give a SHIT what the bible says?

  • @MrMZaccone God is good. Man is primitive and always ready to learn. God teaches us most of what is on the earth now. The other stuff satan taught. If you reject the son of God, Christ then you will be eternally separated from God. Man is not smart. Everything I know I didn't learn on my own. Give glory to God and him only. He loves all and the proof is, his son died for us. His son is waiting.

  • @boywhoy88 Well, that's a load of horse shit and there's no evidence for any of it.

  • @MrMZaccone The evidence is in the bible. God says he does everything. God turns the evil of satan into good. Satan causes evil because satan owns the earth right now but our hope must be in Christ to save us from sin. It is easy to commit sin but it is a task to live like Christ wants you to live. God's ways are not ridiculous. Trust in the son of God and he will remove anything that will cause you to err in sin if you believe! I love helping people because God loves us. Salvation is waiting!

  • @boywhoy88 Do you have anything a bit more concrete than that? A badly translated holy book that's a couple thousand years old doesn't cut it for me. As far as I'm concerned, the bible just another ancient book of mythology. What is your evidence that it's anything more than that?

  • @MrMZaccone My evidence is when I accepted Christ to be my saviour things started to happen. An awakening. Things started getting revealed and sin started to get slowly taken away by the conviction of his holy spirit. No one is perfect but if you pray daily God will take the sin out your life and when you feel the sin is strong you should pray to the father thru Jesus to help you overcome. I can't overcome sin by myself. That is why the scriptures said believe on Christ, that he walked in the f

  • @boywhoy88 Your awakening is not evidence that I can examine or experience. How is it any different from me telling you that I've "awakened" to the likelihood that there is no god? I've tried praying to no avail and don't give me that tired bullshit about my "hardened heart", it's fucking arrogant. I still see no evidence because you haven't presented me with any.

  • @MrMZaccone First you have to humble yourself, then accept Christ as your saviour and ask him to take your sin away. Then God will move when he wants. God does what he wants, overall God is love and God is just. Do what I said, start reading the bible and then he will show ways that he is real. You have to change/be born again to get the answers. God is good and salvation is free. He is waiting.

  • @boywhoy88 Humbled, no problem. "Accept Christ as my savior" ... The phrase itself makes no sense to me, you'll have to explain it. I've read the bible repeatedly and have memorized great parts of it, this is why I know that the god described within its pages is NOT love and is NOT just. "Change/be born again" ... again you're using phrases that make no sense to me ... explain. You've provided me with ZERO evidence and ZERO method for finding it. Your experience is not my experience.

  • @MrMZaccone Well since Christ died for us he did it to save the world from our sins. That is what it means to accept Christ as your saviour. There is a spiritual realm on the other side of here. God is everywhere because of the angels he made. If you are serious about him being your saviour he will work with you to get the sin out of your life. He did it to me and Im a less sinful person. To be born again means let Christ take all the sin out of your life and make you a new person.

  • @boywhoy88 I'm sorry, I still can't make heads or tales of that phrase. Do you have any evidence of that "spiritual realm" you speak of? You're a less sinful person than I am? How do you know this? That seems like a very arrogant assumption. How can I let someone else take the sin out of my life? I must be responsible for my own actions and to do otherwise is just wrong.

  • @MrMZaccone I never said I was a less sinful person. I rely on God every day as we speak to take evil from my life so I won't sin. If I don't pray I will sin. That is because only Christ was sinless so therefore we go to Christ so he can cleanse us. Christ came into the world to take sin away for everyone. If you believe in him he will take away your sins. If you don't believe in him he will not take away your sin. Without God and Christ which are one person Im nothing.

  • @boywhoy88 "Im a less sinful person" - you 3 hours ago ... "I never said I was a less sinful person" - you 50 minutes ago. I'm done talking to you, you can't even keep your own lies straight for four hours.

  • @MrMZaccone Iook im not perfect. I meant to say I never said I was a less sinful person than you. This is my quote ,"He did it to me and Im a less sinful person." That doesn't mean Im perfect. That means I trust in Christ daily so he can keep me away from sin. No lie ever came out my mouth. Why would I take the time to talk to you if I was lying? What would that profit me? Im talking to you to help you. Not to tell you some fairy tale. This is not a game. I hope you will take heed. I can give

  • @MrMZaccone I can give you my email. That can explain things in detail. If you want my email let me know. I can help you, Christ can save you.

  • @MrMZaccone Without God and Christ im a porn addict, greed filled, lust addict, selfish, wall street wannabe, ungodly, prideful, fornicator, whoremonger, liar, adulterer etc. If you believe in Christ daily God will take all that away. Why do you need that to be taken away? Because God is holy and without trusting in Christ no one can see God. That means you burn forever. That means you trusted in yourself. God's ways are in the bible. That is how I found out God's ways.

  • @MrMZaccone As far as the spiritual realm, when you trust in Christ the spiritual realm opens. Christ even opens the spiritual realm up to unbelievers because of his mercy. Christ has the keys to death and hell. Buddist have been to hell, muslims, satanists, atheists, wall street types, etc. This is Gods mercy. He wishes that all would know the truth but most don't seek the truth. All have a chance to accept salvation. This is God's most loved generation because this is the last generation.

  • @MrMZaccone God is waiting for you to accept his son. These are the last days and the last times of evil. After this generation passes there will be no more evil on earth and the earth will be cleansed of the evil. Only those who trust in Christ will live on the new earth. Trust in Christ before it is too late.

  • @MrMZaccone believe on Christ that he walked in the flesh and died for our sins. Once you believe God reveals himself by different stuff in your life if you humble yourself and really want to know him. He is merciful. He just delivered me from a porn lust addiction which is the sin I was struggling with. If we sin God is not pleased with us although he loves us. If you are willing to pray to God thru Christ to let the sin go out of your life God will be merciful and take that sin away.

  • @boywhoy88 How do you "want" to know him. Again, that phrase makes no sense to me, you either know something or you don't. I've prayed and found nothing from it, what now? Humble? What could be more humbling than understanding the scope of the universe and understanding how small a part you play in it? You still haven't helped.

  • @MrMZaccone Humbling yourself means drop the pride and really want to know Christ ways which are found in the bible. Once I got an awakening I made Christ my saviour and started reading about him in the bible. His ways are in the bible. So I started implementing his ways as best as possible in my life and he started showing me things and helping me because I wanted to be like him. I love life because I love Christ.

  • @MrMZaccone Perfect righteousness is attained thru Christ. If you come to the father thru Christ in perfect righteousness and want to help others or you need help in your life God will help you. God will never fail. He will reveal it his way though. God is real and God is waiting. Sin is bondage because satan loves sin and when we sin we prove to be just like him. Satan is going to the lake of fire and if we sin like satan we will also go to the lake of fire and burn eternally. Christ is real.

  • @boywhoy88 I've asked repeatedly for help and never gotten any. Not until I started helping myself did I see any differences in my life. God HAS failed me repeatedly. You just keep repeating the same shit over and over and none of it makes any sense.

  • @MrMZaccone God works in his ways. If you are patient he will reveal himself. Not by person but by signs. You have to accept him as your savior and pray daily, multiple times a day. Praying lets God know you want to change, so when you pray, humbly God will change you. You have to have patience. It will happen, I guarantee it if you believe it will happen. God doesn't answer people when they want. God answers people when he wants to. You have to believe and have faith.

  • @MrMZaccone Christ is waiting for you to accept his free gift because he died for us all. It is a matter of choosing and making your best effort by praying to the father thru the son to get rid of sin. God is good all the time. So are you ready to accept the free gift of God?

  • @boywhoy88 "Christ is waiting for you to accept his free gift" Tried that, never got anything out of it. Been there done that and experienced nothing that couldn't be better explained otherwise. You aren't helping.

  • @MrMZaccone His free gift is salvation. Send me a personal message and I will give you my email address to better explain everything and tell you some experiences I have had.

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  • @bleckybob lol no wonder your a christian this is satire...

  • "I'm not really feeling it." Hahaha.

  • Loved it!!!!!

  • You should buy a super soaker and perform street baptisms. Imagine how happy the people will be to receive god's wet gift of salvation.

    PS Aim for the crotch. I heard most sin originates from there.

  • I've read the bible. It's a nice but mediocre fairy tale.

  • @browniesounds Really you read it? What did Jesus tell john after john failed to eradicate his first demon? Or, What was Solomon's epiphany?

  • @DanMarik Dont remember, don't care. What was Thumbelina's dad's name? What was the name of the second little pig? Fairy tales, all of them.

  • @browniesounds Thumbelina had no father and the little pigs had no names. Listen we can all disprove a fairytale but many religions seem to be holding pretty well, until you can prove a reason for the existence of our universe do not try to bash someone's answer just because you do not agree with it.

  • "I don't know if I'm for human rights, I'm for christian rights.' That chrystalized it for me lol. Joke or not, he hit the nail on the head with that one lol.

  • Is this guy real?

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  • @brian9monty Why do you assume everyone believes in the Xtian hell?

  • Hilarious!

  • All These comments prove we are in the last of the last days. As in the days of noah..

  • @brian9monty Lighten up! Its just a joke.

  • @Zensonar so your saying I should lighten up about Gods people warning us of an eternal hell. ETERNAL!! Right? The problem of this is Evil, sin and pain exists and is never ever comic. Yet the answer to this problem should at times be comical. A man dying of cancer should laugh at His cure or recieve it in all seriousness?. In noahs day thousands laughed.

  • @brian9monty And God thought: "Alright. I have two options. I could make them see that they are wrong so that they can change their ways, or I could simply just kill them all in a great disaster. Meh. the first one is rather boring. But when I do the second thing I will be a liar because I'm supposed to be just and killing a bunch of infants and their families isn't really just. Ah, screw this! I'll just let one of them survive with his family, so he'll think I'm all grateful."

    Awesome!

  • @EPR89 Gods wrath will come to all who will not repent. Death or life. The choice is ours. God killed many in the past who would not stop sinning

  • @brian9monty That makes him so much more real to me. Thank you so much. Also my respect for this butthurt prick - I mean wonderful being - has just risen a billion points.

  • @brian9monty "Gods wrath will come to all who will not repent. ... The choice is ours."

    8P

    So God is not all knowing? If God is all knowing all sin is directly Gods responsibility. People are just puppets in a scripted show to stroke God's pitifully insecure ego.

  • @OptimisticCynic715 Plus, the sinners know where it's at. By the looks of things Hell will have all the cool people anyways........lol

  • @brian9monty- Oh, well that surely makes me want to praise/choose him now!

  • @honeyblossom17 you dont want to choose him because you dont accept the truth of who he is?

  • @brian9monty- What!? wtf?!

  • @brian9monty retard....

  • @brian9monty Nonsense, pure apophenia and nonsense.

  • @brian9monty No, a man dying of cancer should laugh at his illness. That's how a real man acts in the face of inescapable adversity, not whining and praying to some imaginary friend ... "save me! save me!" ... that's fucking pathetic. Grow up and get the bogey man out from under your bed, you CHILD! Laughter is a powerful weapon against evil and pain, just as it is against your stupid outmoded blind faith bullshit! LOL!

  • @brian9monty

    I don't believe in God.......God is fake. how does that make you feel?

  • if some creationist jerk that comes up to you saying the Earth is 6000 years old states that "it's written in the bible" as his only means of "proof", just take out a pen and write on a napkin or a paper whatever you want, put it near his face and repeat "I just heard God and he made me write this" until he goes away

  • LOL!

  • he says he's against gays, and yet he's going around touching other guys' chests. theres something wrong there.

  • @Tkmar0 dats concern..... or love for fellow people

  • FUNNNNNY!

  • makes me cringe!

  • Hah! This guy is great. Very charming. I love how he starts going down that one guy's chest.

  • Ho creepy is that touching thing he does

  • He says he's not for human rights, he's for Christian rights. Just like the Islamic fundamentalists.

  • he makes his father proud, going to random strangers who absolutely don't know anything about basic science and asking them stupid questions

    he even editied out people who did answer him right

    amazing

  • my apologies - i incorrectly gave this video a thumbs down in the beginning of this video - sorry! a full hearted thumbs up!!

  • I think I just got trolled hahahaha. I don't think this guy is a christian and if he is he did a bad job lol

  • ??? There's no way that the earth is only 2,000 years old!?

  • WOW!!! this guy is Mentally ill.....

  • The bible also says slavery is ok, if you rape a woman to marry her and pay her old man some silver, believers can drink poision and play with snakes and it won't harm them. God orders us to kill people to work on sundays, stone to death your kids who disobey. Somehow however I don't think this bible thumper will tell those people those verses

  • I didn`t get this....

  • /win get

  • That would be the time I would like to have a good squirt gun in my pocket and let him have it in mid-rant.

  • Is that a banana in his hand? I guess bananas as well dont fall too far from the nutcase.

  • yeah Pastor CJ, GO, GO, GO! You fill those heathens with the holy ghost!

  • I love the background music!

  • if he would come to me and say: "You know they teach you wrong in school, the earth is only 2000 to 3000 years old!" I would burst with laughter, probably loling on the floor and tell him hes an degenerate inbreed. And yes, the world is around 4.54 BILLION years old.

  • No less believable than the bible.

  • This guy is an idiot!

  • @bibleword yet he is 3 times smarter than you, douchebag ;) cry christian, cry...

  • @LuYuRoFr

    Wow. You are actually endorsing this guy? lol

  • Great satire, man. xD I laughed, and I usually don't like satire.

    5 stars.

  • LOL That was hilarious :D:D:D:D:D Good video... good laugh!

  • the banana is not god made its man made product

    and yes i know this is parody

  • The earth is 1000-2000 years old. (Does Ray even think this?) Why not just argue for a flat one?

    mini-Ray bananaman.

    Look who's gay now? "I'm not really feeling it." This says it all.

  • This is very funny.lol!!!

  • The Earth is only about 50 years old. I will show you the proof for just $50.

  • @CharmingLordSausage

    @ 2:11

    CJ: YOU ARE! :D

    @ 2:21

    That's right.. because EVERYONE knows that you're not human if you're not a Christian! Hahahaha...

  • Some people don't get satire...

  • @coreygames Maybe because it wasnt funny at all? I mean its not humorous at all

  • hihihi Ray Comfort's nephew ?!!? Yeah, right haha!

  • LOL thats hilarious

  • .... I'm allergic to bananas.

  • He sounds just as gay ray does!!LOL I still love ya ray!!LOL U must feel really stupid now about the banana..Or is this a joke??

  • So this is a joke right ?

  • I wonder how long it'll be before we enter a nuclear war as a result of a religious dispute...

  • Tell this guy that Jesus was Jew and he will kill you. lol

  • and people wonder why christians have a bad name...its people that pose as christians that ruin the christian rep

  • and also the Christians themselves.

  • Poe's Law surely....

  • Haha. That's hilarious. If that is really Ray Comfort's nephew, the elder must be seething

  • Get a sense of humor.

    Evil can't laugh at itself.

  • LMAO, hillarious!

  • I thank God for this man! Finally someone understands that Jesus actually lived during the baroque era!

  • so catholic priest go beyond the jesus line????

  • C'mon! Anyone who doesn't get it that this is a joke has noooooooooo sense of humor! And if this isn't a joke, then it's just sad! Of course, this is what parody is supposed to do... get people talking. But really, people, I think some of you just don't 'get it".

  • what an uneducated piece of crap... The banana fits in your ass too.. maybe your God intended that...

  • "can you base your entire gospel on a piece of fruit ?"

    answer: yes if you worship the fruit god

    AND THE BANANA GOD COMMANDITH YOU PEAL AND PARTAKE OF HIS FLESH!!!

  • Is he using religion as an excuse to molest people? Can anyone watch this without seeing his idiocy?

  • lmao!!

  • The Bible is fertilizer! Hahahah .. totally

  • lol I don't know if I'm for human rights I'm for christian rights lol

    insinuating what I have long since believed

    Christians aren't human

    funny as hell bro - comedian to comedian - You rock

  • "Scientists have an agenda, to tell you that the earth is millions of years old and that it's ok to be gay!"

    *Slaps Forehead* Oh Brother!

    This is a joke, right?

    And there I was thinking that someone had actually posted something to put me in my place, but no it's some idiot with a Microphone and a Banana!

  • bannans were shaped by man!

    its called cultivation and its evolution lol

  • thats because there is no such thing as hell, it was invented to keep people like you afraid to do any wrong

  • lol i love how he mentions the banana thing..that its made PERFECTLY for our hands....i think it just proves we came from MONKEYS...even tho if you acutally knew evolution we dont come from tree climbing monkeys

  • Funny stuff. The best is the comments of the people that don't get this is SATIRE!

    Actually listen to the words he's using, it's obvious he's having a laugh at Ray Comfort's expense.

  • It is a joke.

  • Hello everyone. Some of the comments on here suggest that some people took this video seriously. Come on people, it's satire. Listen to when he said that he's not for human rights, but for Christian rights (what are they, aliens?) and that "the Bible is fertilizer". I don't think that I need to spell out a four-letter expletive that's often used in place of the word "fertilizer".

  • 1,000-2,000 years old? How can you explain carbon dating of lake materials and deposits that are 40,000+ years old? You base your beliefs off of one book? Fuck you man!

  • Fuck this douche bag. Watch Religulous.

  • Hilarious! Well done.

  • Im a Christian and im just ganna be honest, this guys an idiot..

  • Satire.

  • i know it is, but it is in no way helping people, its just a big joke to this guy. and religon is not a joke to me. sorry...

  • in the year 100 AD they said jesus will return, when he didn't they thought he may be busy in heaven and we''ll have to wait another 100 yrs, so they said he might return in 200 AD, then they said 300, 400, 500 AD, but jesus didn't return, then they said he will return in 600, 700, 800 900, 1000 AD. still no jesus, 1100, 1200, 1300, 1400 hell he may return in 1500 AD! let's wait until 1600 AD? 1700, 1800, 1900 AD.... it's now 2000 yrs AD. it's gotta be 2100 AD right? we'll just have to wait...

  • Musicboxtecnotunez:

    god is the biggest procrastinator in the universe, hahaha

  • i feel like this is a joke, cause im laughing really hard right now :)

  • This has to be a joke. "The earth is between 1000 - 2000 years old".....WOW

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  • this is a joke right?

  • lol ya

  • you gotta be kidding, what a joke.

  • Is this real???

    Even the most hardcore Christians would say the earth is 6000 years old. And he said only 1000-2000.

    NEVERMIND. I just saw the part where he is feeling for jesus. hahahaha.

  • lol i believe now!!!!

  • Boy this guy is dangerous. Using cutesy kid analogies and metaphors to suspend logic and critical thinking. I'd love for him to run into me on the streets, I'd verbally wreck him! So many things I could say to him.

  • I don't think anyone took him seriously.

  • so do you still have sex with a zebra? no ? well good fer you! this is the type of questions hes asking

  • Hilarious

  • hahahahaha drservitus

  • Praise jeebus for the bananna! I can fuck my girl friend with it and then eat a tasty snack afterwards! But i really don't care for the whole tuna bananna mixture, you think if i prayed to god about it he could change her twat into a hershy syrup dispencer? Man that would tast good!

  • I CANT STOP FUCKING LAUGHING!

    this guy a secret homo that uses "jesus" to touch men

  • the earth is between 1000 and 2000 years old??? Hmmm... ok... 2009... that makes perfect sense...

    I am not for human rights i am for christian rights... this says it all.

  • what a retard

  • 1000 and 2000 years old?

    Uh... Frak no.