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  • I thought this video was hilarious but I just want to point out that Hillary Clinton is a liberal and the face of the neoconservative movement. Neoconservativism has nothing to do with being conservative...it's about a high involvement foreign policy

  • I hate you liberals, unfortunatley I'm surrounded by them all the time.

  • My blatant propaganda is SATIRE! And that means it's not really propaganda! Don't you get that? I mean it's not like Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, or SNL use comedy to push a political message, right?

    Fucking hypocritical liberals, thinking we don't "get the joke." We get it, you're just bias and stupid.

  • smells like poo in here

  • the only part i really abject to is putting McCain at the end because he was tortured in Vietnam.

  • @whattimemw2 ik its wrong

  • The entire country of French with their 109 wars won are Democrats.

  • The truth is with political parties, it's neither here nor there. Both extremes are silly and debating is comparing apples to oranges. Join the independent party! There are however certain issues that cannot be made even: gun control, gay marriage, abortion, etc. Simple prudence, MORALS, and far -sighted thinking are the solutions to each of those problems.

  • Didn't George Washington warn America about political parties? Damn Hamilton and Jefferson for starting this whole bullshit... (JK, I love them both!)

  • lol that was hillarious.

  • pretty funny. i want to see the liberal one.

    I am a liberal and i do have to admit that is the republican stereotype. but i think we are having trouble with both partys.

  • Yes but the christian right who support the republican party. Their mind set is the same as those that attacked us on 911.

  • seriously... democrats and republicans are Both evil...

  • LOL

  • Bahahaha, neither party is any better than the other... Republicans claim to be acting in God's will, Democrats claim to work for equal rights. No matter which way you turn it is nothing but a name game... If you're a democrat a good sized portion of republicans won't like you, and vice versa... If only they'd work together to try and help this country. That's patriotism... To actually pay a price for the betterment.

  • @tubelover64 thats the problem we've gone from the country of WE the people to ME the people

  • @GuerrillaMaster That's a good one, I am going to remember that.

  • A very accurate portrayal of the GOP.

  • im a republican and im not offended

  • lol classic!!

  • so if someone lets just say bombed your country you wouldnt wanna torture em

  • @lilrobez19 No. But you're a Republican.

  • This is hysterical!

  • No matter which way you look at it both sides are VERY currupt. Lets say you want to make an appointment with a governer. You have to buy a few thousand copies of his book first. There are rules in politics, and if you can put pressure on those rules its not breaking them. But if you do break them, you are currupt in a way that can't be explained.

  • I'm a Republican and I'm of Mexican descent. I gues I'm a rascist white too, eh?

  • damn that is funny as hell!

  • 'Merrika!

  • This wasnt funny it was stupid. I know it isnt real but still

  • guys I'm 11 and confuzed.Why do these republicans like to torture people?

  • so fucking lol

  • this world is full of steers and queers. the republicans are steers so those liberals can only be one thing. XD

  • guys its a video just watch its meant for COMEDY if you truly listen to politics you are not a full representitive of any party because theres not many things a party as a whole agrees on forge your own opinion based on facts not what your friends or parents tell you i understand that is difficult with a lot of biased news shows either for one party or the other but listen to speeches read bills and believe what you believe not what someone tells you to :P i feel like a motivational speeker now

  • @brandoyopie not a single punctuation or grammatical correctness to be found. Thanks internet ;p.

  • @puttyhands haha sry wasnt thinking about that i was in the moment a little bit :).

  • @puttyhands Speak for yourself...

  • if someone were to make a video like this but with democrat ideas instead, then it wouldn't be allowed...

  • not that it wouldn't be allowed...it just wouldn't be true. How many tree fucking dems do you know that have the balls to torture anyone?

    I rest my case.

  • @3rdsnowleopard excuse me? It isn't that we don't have the male genitalia to torture anyone but rather we don't have the twisted mindset that it takes to make it okay. To think that hurting people for no good reason is okay is the sure sign of a sadist. I would also like to point out that as a general rule, Democrats do not engage in sexual intercourse with trees.

  • I know right!

  • the thing is that dems don't do horrible things like that

  • Holy shit you heap of little girls, it's a damn JOKE. Enjoy it, or go watch something else. Oh my fucking gosh. It's called humor, not let's-have-a-hissy-fit-because­-we're-offended-by-everything-­even-pillows-are-offensive-to-­us. Okay? Get over it.

  • @VolParagom

    Fuck you, punk ass beeyatch!

  • there is no real difference between republicans and democrats! you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake, we are all part of the same compost heap!

  • no, i would laugh just as hard at a liberal video. it was funny as hell. both sides are greedy and sneaky and evil in their own ways.

  • @jakenfriedlove How are liberals greedy & sneaky?

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  • This video has successfully made my week...XD

  • Of course it's exaggeration, but there's a kernel of truth there.

    Liberals have their own problems, but republicans can't admit they're not perfect? Sure they can. They have their extremists too.

  • If I can laugh at this then anyone can. Love the Purple Heart part.

  • This was really fucked up and offensive. I mean I'm a libertarian, but jesus fucking fuck, Republicans don't murder and kidnap democrats. As I remember, Ted Kennedy was a democrat and he murdered a woman. So you might wanna look through your files before you judge any other political party. Even the socialist party behaves better than you guys.

  • @BjornTuRok It's a joke. An over exaggeration/generalization. Completely and entirely. I'm nothing; I tend to side more so with liberals. If they made one where say everyone working there was gay and they just had fetuses on display and made some outrageous argument about why guns are bad, I'd laugh my ass off. It's offensive, but so what? Most jokes are offensive and groups of people need to learn to laugh at themselves. Does it look like a joke? Yes. Humor, motherfucker. Do you speak it?

  • @BjornTuRok P.S. I'm pretty conservative on guns. Don;t know why I'm clearing that up but I am.

  • that was extremely offensive

  • Wow this is really fucking gay just cause someone believes other things than you doesn't make them cut-throat and evil torturers that's discriminatory right there

  • Except when they attempt to legalize torture..........

  • @343guiltyspy Point taken though I might point out that by calling the idea 'gay' your being slightly hypocritical.

  • Canada and democrats suck

  • @letitbe1214 Not that it really matters because your probably won't listen anyway, but I would like to point out that this comment makes no sense. When a person uses the term "suck" they typically mean suck penis. Technically a counrty can't suck anything. The proper way of saying it would be "Canadians Suck", which I am sure many do. Thousands of democrats also suck and there isn't a doubt in my mind that just as many Republicans do it too.

  • or mmmmmmmmmmaybe the reason canada doesn't spend away its future on endless ♠war is because ... it wants to actually HAVE a future....(the US makes the worlds safer? seriously? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­, excuse me while i put out this burning brown skinned baby HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

  • LMAO.

    dumbest video ever.

  • I'm an educated liberal. I am for health-care reform, equal rights for all, and I am against needless war. Most Americans know the difference between an informational meeting and a yell fest. We also don't believe pro-wrestling is real or Fox is a real news outlet. However, I also know that Canada doesn't have to spend a dime on defense because they are friendly neighbors with the US. That is fine, but don't generalize all American and laugh and say Canada rocks and America sucks, that's stupid.

  • you know im reading these comments and alla you'se arguing about america and Canada... erm, Do americans realise that every country in the world hates you? However you're "land of the free" brain washes its kids into believing you're great, it just makes me cry with laughter. Canada, Rock on.

  • to be fair. every country says its the best in the world.

  • what makes your country any better? and if there was no America who do you think your country would get money from....its called imports other countries can h8 us all they want. but they will agree they need us for money. so while u laugh think about all the power the U.S holds. Russia too. farawayformen learn some facts before saying random crap you have no clue about.

  • HAHA. Smarty just learnt the word "imports". Word of the day toilet paper?

  • Wow. Way to represent Can. you just made your self seem 20% stupider than you actually looked.

  • 1. Can? eh? wha?

    2. 20% stupider than i looked? head and tales abve you smarty pants. haha

  • You mean "tails" and "above" and it's look not "looked".

    Good fight though.

  • Hah! Claim victory over a spelling mistake in a language thats not even you're own? good sport smarty pants.

  • Dear Anestheticroses,

    What's a canada?

    Sincerely, W.

  • I'm definitely a democrat but that was a little much...

  • Oh, this is so left wing against the right wing. Where the heck it the brain of the bird?

    It is freakin gone folks. There is no balance. just propaganda that will destroy us all. Divided we fall.

  • lol democrats and republicans like to fight, so foolish ;)

  • What would you expect of a donkey and an elephant? Survival of the fittest. And human ego.

  • you guys are fucking stupid if you cant take some satire then dont watch it.

  • Hahahahahahaha this video is such bullshit!

  • Yeah well Obama's a Socialist. Rather have a free market econmoy with McCain than a Socialist Command economy with Obama, but too late for that.

  • McCain would have done the same thing. And also we have never had a full free market economy. Can you sell weed legally, no so we do not live in a free market.

  • damn you fear mongering neo conservatives, DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I live in the Netherlands where softdrugs is sold legally. This has nothing to do with a free market economy. There is no country in the world that even comes close to the freedom of companies America gives. That's also how the current crises started.

  • Fox News parrot

    You are an utter moron.

  • wow you must be over 50

  • There are many socialistic countries and they are some of the best in the world. Your lack of knowledge makes you look like an idiot.

  • oh and goat herders

  • This is some left wing propaganda. Just so you know next time you might not wanna include John McCain in it. Since he is openly and vocally against water boarding and any form of torture, being he himself was tortured. Also you must have forgotten that congress was briefed on the issue and many of the Democrats, including Nancy Pelosi- though she denies it now, knew it was happening.

  • danny, and how are far right wingers treating McCain these days?

  • This little skit is so true about the Republican Party, no wonder idiots like Limbaugh and Hannity are so popular right now with the wacko far right that has hijacked the Party.

  • that was ridiculous. you wanta be a democrat, fine but dont be a deuche bag, we're all american

  • With the Republican Party being pushed more and more to the far right, where the wacko religious fundamentalists and the warmongers want them, this video will become more fact than fiction soon.

  • to be honest, i really dont care what you think. im republican and think the exact opposite on many issues like war, hunting, gays and that shit. we shouldnt be in this war anymore but only because we should have annialated them years ago but we've been pussy footing around rebuilding shit and helping them instead of getting rif of terrorists and then rebuilding and helping. its like shoveling the driveway in a blizzard...

  • Trying to "annihilate" terrorists would be like trying to kill every insect in your hometown, you just can't do it, terrorists will always be around, no matter how many bombs we drop.

  • fair enough but we can put a lot bigger dent in the numbers than we have.

  • and more will take their place

  • welll if you get rid of an entire group of people they wont have offspring to blow shit up...not saying its right but it would certainly help and scare the shit out of others who want to be terrorists

  • So you support genocide? General Petraeus himself told Bush that we can't "kill" our way out of Iraq and Afghanistan, that his "body count" mentality will not work, something he should have learned from Vietnam, the war he avoided and learned nothing from.

  • no i dont support genocide im just stating that if you got rid of the groups who are more likely to become terrorists, there would probably be less terrorism

  • The groups who are more likely to become terrorists, you mean unemployed young men in the Middle East? Kill them instead of finding work for them? Kill all 50 million of them? Is that how you end terrorism? Their kids would be their avengers and there goes a whole other generation of terrorists to fight, like I said, we can't kill our way out of this war.

  • i know we cant but basicly for it to work you would have to kill men, women and children...thats why i wouldnt wanta go that route...what jobs could we give them...we dont have fuckin jobs here!

  • You get the governments in the Middle East to create the jobs for them, nobody said anything about bringing them here; like Obama said, the Middle East countries can accomplish more with what they build, not with what they can destroy.

  • hell no dont bring them here i thought you meant out sourcing. idk what the hell kinda jobs they could have over there besides opium and oil stuff

  • There are thousands of jobs these men can get, construction, farming, they can serve in their militaries, public services, clergy jobs, tourism jobs, etc...they just have to be kept away from the brainwashers who'll guarantee them their non existant 72 virgins if they die for Allah.

  • yeah, just doesnt seem like theres a lot of jobs out there in the desert. and yes the virgins thing is bullshit...they could just get that shit on earth like normal people. i hate those kinda people, they killed my cousin

  • Most of the people in the MIddle East do not live in the desert, they have cities just like us, and they are in need of much repair, men could be employed to fix the many things needed to fix in their cities, someone just has to hire them. When I was in Iraq I saw men every day on the street with their tools laid out looking for work, but no one would hire them, they get frustrated and then accept $100 from the insurgents to plant an IED, that is the problem was face now in Iraq and Afghanistan.

  • im sayin the cities are in deserts, i know they have cities

  • They are not in the deserts either.

  • iraqi cities aren't in deserts? then where the fuck are they? jungles? rainforests?

  • Iraq is not all desert, the cities are on the fertile plains on both sides of the Euphrates and Tigres rivers.

  • not all of them though. my point was, i dont see that much of a job supply being out there...they do need construction workers and such though. then we wouldnt have to help rebuild. the oil tycoons seem to have all the wealth from the area and everybody else seems dirt poor so it appears they cant afford to pay contractors and plumbers and so on and so forth

  • Same thing applies in Palestine. They need to get better homes built and build their medical facilities, schools, and water supplies. But the disagreements keep them from drilling for water, and the fighting destroys their building, so they live in squalor and the fighting goes on and on and on. Many of them just want to work.

  • my bro in law kills them

  • sweet, my cousin used to and they got my other cousin but he was a MP...id say we got more though since cuz did 3 tours

  • was ur cousin marine, army, etc

  • both were army. he did 1 tour as NG but transfered to army. my cousin's cousin/my friend is a marine

  • cool

  • yep, caint wait to join the Navy myself

  • spero 92

    3 week old post but still gots to reply but where did the original ones come from then

    they came mostly come from countries like Afghanistan and Iran because we screwed up there country first

    Iran had a US backed Shaw that just sold oil to America cheap while his people were being oppressed and lived in poverty

    Afghanistan after the afghan war against the soviets afghans were in the top 5 undeveloped nations and asked us to help them like we had during the war we said no

  • its not our fault they were being oppressed and we got rid of saddam for 'em not to mention thousands of terrorists who kept blowing up thier own people. its not our job to take care of the world and i dont see why we have taken the job upon ourselves with our debt...let them deal with their own shit i just want the terrorists dead at all costs its not about helping them to me...just gotta get rid of the assholes who attacked america

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  • oh and by the way if we had helped the afgans and didnt exploit iran they would have liked us more and would help us ps we backed saddam in the iran iraq war

  • look, i dont claim to know everything and im no politician but i do know this...there are terroists in the middle east and they deserve to be killed as do all who help, hide or lie for them. the saddam thing was before he became a dick and fucked with the wrong people. i dont give a damn if they like us but they're harboring terrorists and we might as well cluster bomb the whole damn place to make sure we dont miss any cause what we're doing aint gettin the job done and people are bitchin anyway

  • ok so your pro genocide just because of where someone lives

    argument over cant take any more

    (plus Saddam had nothing to do with any terrorists because he never dealt with them the only terrorists he was labeled as working with was the republican guard and the Iraqi army because they were labeled as terrorists)

  • no, im not pro genocide but saddam was

  • "might as well cluster bomb the whole damn place" yeah totally doesn't sound anything like genocide.

  • it isn't genocide its bombing...genocide would be like lets go round them all up and put them in gas chambers. what im saying is, if everybody's gunna bitch about us pussy footing around in a war we might as well go balls to the wall and fuck something up cause cry babies like yall wont stfu already, we are wasting our time and soldiers lives right now, we need at least 150,000 more troops over there and thats at the very least, bring in the draft for a year and bring the troops home

  • "bombing the whole damn place," since you gave no distinction about what to specifically bomb, would include bombing innocent civilians. And bombing the "whole place" would mean the entire country and thereby killing millions of innocent civilians. I'm for the war in Afghanistan and I know war veterans who personally detonated weapons in Iraq that could potentially be WMD's. We need to keep doing exactly what we are doing, not recklessly bombing cities like you suggest.

  • we dont nedd to keep doing what we're doing, its getting us nowhere. the way we are doing it is more costly in money and US lives and thats according to military leaders. we need more people to clean sweep that bitch including other countries not just iraq and afghanistan

  • so no responsible plan just "clean sweep" any country that sounds good at the time? so not only kill innocent civilians in two countries but as many as we can get our hands on?

  • no kill as many terrorists as possible and face the fact that innocent people will always die in war but try to avoid it when possible...the terrorists are the ones using children as shields and bombs, be pissed at them for the civilian losses not me

  • straight up your an idoit.

    go jerk of the statue of liberty

  • the statue of liberty is a woman, dumbass

  • its clearly a tranny

  • and you're clearly a troll

  • no i just hate americans, like the rest of the world

  • aw thats too bad, since america is made up of people from all over the world...people from your country are americans too...

  • really

    cause im from canada

    and i know a lot of people

    but nobody from the usa

    why? because there fucking idoits and probley dont even know canada exists.

  • no you idiot i was saying canadians live in america...i know a couple canadians...why would americans move to canada anyway? home of pussies and syrup

  • Sweet pussies and delicious syrup ! Must love canada

  • but you see the women have bushes and are like lumber jacks and the men are the pussies

  • men in general are usually either pussies or assholes.

  • i thought women and candy ass men were pussies...ya know, the kind that think guns kill people automatically and that meat is bad for you and that get manicures and all that shit, not real men...everyone can be an asshole though

  • See your wrong. Women have pussies, it just so happens some act like them because that is the message they want to send to guys. That we are weak and need some one, when really we just want men to act like men and stop being such heartless whores. I've rarely met a man that wasn't either fem or a straight up asshole.

  • true, true, i know plenty of women who have pussies but aren't actually pussies...if it helps im not a heartless dick and i dont mind gettin cut up and gettin my hands dirty

  • Honestly, I don't blame men for thinking women are bitches, because with all the things I think badly about men, I dislike women more... mostly because they make a bad impressing of me. I hate when people generalize. That's why when I bash a gruop of people like men, I say most.

  • impression..*

  • yeah most girls i know are bitchy and all have their moments. i also dont get how girls can go from best friends to hating each other and back and forth and shit all the time

  • sorry, i dont have an answer for you. if it wasn't for my pussy i would be a guy. im no lesbian, but i do not associate with women. the firt time i hear one giggle and talk all girly i want to throw up.

  • haha i just cant deal with extreme ditsyness or bitchyness

  • god bless you.. lol.

  • haha you too

  • My grandma is from Canada. Hello! Sorry to hear you hate us. I won't hold your opinion against you, however. I'll just presume you've had some bad experiences. :-)

  • Hey, GJ for keeping a positive attitude despite critisizm from the kids on youtube. Always great to see people do this. Thumbs up!

  • Canadian's dont hate all americans, just the stupid ones

  • Same thing with Americans. Stupid Americans are embarrassing. I get so much crap when I go abroad because my country is filled with a bunch of retarded hicks.

  • i second that brother

  • dems saviour = Obama

    rep saviour = Reagen

    both of these parties are ridiculous

  • Terrorism: the use of violence and threats to intimidate or coerce, esp. for political purposes. Terrorist: a person, usually a member of a group, who uses or advocates terrorism.

    Saddam was a terrorist toward his own people

  • I'm not.

  • ur not what?

  • American.

    You said "were all American" and i said "I'm not"

    I know that's not what you meant, i don't really know why i said that but hey, to late to take it back now.

  • oh haha i meant all us americans...you know what i meant

  • In all fairness to McCain, he was against torture.

  • However, he didn't vote against a bill that allowed torture.

  • Really? I didn't know that. To hell with him, then.

  • THEY are EVIL. WE are GOOD. If only it were that simple.

  • that WAS intense

  • rofl, the problem's not the parties, its Govt.! Both Parties are along the road to wanting socialism, it's just that the liberals are further down that road! It's GOVERNMENT!!! FOOLS

  • meh, I rather be like Sweden anyway. Wouldn't bother me.

  • "I rather be like Sweden anyway."

    I second that.

  • way to drop random vocabulary as if it should speak for itself

    what road do you want because I'm pretty sure they're all bullshit in the long run

  • that was intense

  • uhhh I thought the video was just a good bit of hating on the republicans.

    All these comments are very removed from the source material. Relevent to the current political climate, but not the crux of the video.

    Maybe you should take your "opinions" and write letters to your local newspaper

  • lol! wow just as i imagined...