Merkel Jokes About Balkenende at Brussels Press Conference

[ACookieGirl]

Come on guyssss! "omg wrinkles at her mouth" ;))) OMG! She is 57 years old no-botox woman! At least Merkel is natural maybe you're right that she should be more well groomed but.. you know she is at least clever: doctor from quantum chemistry ;)

[TheFabriz75]

FAT ASS MERKEL,

too many wurstel in your stomach, and no sausages in your cunt, ugly lesbian bitch.

[consciousmixture]

HAHAHA, Love how no one laughs until she says that it was a joke xD

[SomeUser9753]

Mekrel is a snake I didn't know that, wow .

[Plasvi]

Botox wouldn't do any harm to her.

[Europe3000]

as a German, being able to understand what she says in this video....

where does she joke about Balkenende?, the title of this video is totaly wrong --.--

[888Julias]

When will Germany finally have a acceptable leader ?

[MrFotisGR]

GADDAFI: 100%

PAPANDREOU: LOADING 90%

[ashbrauw]

no wonder Italian premier Silvio Berlusconi reportedly called German Chancellor Angela Merkel an “unfuckable lard-arse

[wartoma]

Being a puppet al your life makes you after a bit a of time really look like one. Does it not..

[TheSubzerogr]

watch?v=_AumxDdL4Co&NR=1

[uwed100]

Gut pariert Frau Merkel !

She did not give in to the provoking suggestion of the dutch journalist,that a european president

has to speak German well (how very unfunny...but I am afraid that the level of journalism is that low everywhere nowadays) and made a joke instead.

I never voted for Merkel,but I respect her,she is smart.

[MissFraoula]

she looks like a fuckin puppet

[ysuffl]

omg I like her laughing, sounds so young and fresh lol

[sebaz1982]

Dear Germans, you put the title and even the descripton in English, but the whole video is in German language, without English translation/subtitles. is this also Deutsche Humor? Sehr toll! Anyway, could anyone translate this? Merci beacoup. Greetings and tulips from your little neighbour; Holland.

[onlineblabla]

Der deutsche Humor........

[titsxyxyxyxtits]

@onlineblabla Wie sieht russischer Humor aus?

[consciousmixture]

Wie bescheuert. Fragt sie erst was denn Balkenende's Deutsch mit dem Idealbild des Ratspraesidenten zu tun hat und macht dann die Bemerkung, dass Balkenende weiblich aussieht? Was hat denn das bitte damit zu tun?

[baser85]

Hallo Liebe You-Tube nutzer. ich möchte darauf hinweisen, das wir von einer Weltregierung Regiert werden, die sich die "Bilderberger" nennt. Informiert euch! Die Freiheit ist Grenzenlos

[JedClampettJr]

Off with the whoors head !

[rvds1289]

Nazi's

[TheHolstinator]

@rvds1289 I guess you don't know anything about germany...

[rvds1289]

@TheHolstinator I live next to it, i know enough. I've heard stories from my grand dad. & on school historie class.

[michaely94]

@rvds1289

stupid motherfucker ;)

[rvds1289]

@michaely94 Yes those Nazi's are stupid motherfuckers !

[michaely94]

@rvds1289

yes thats right. but you too, when you think that today all germans are nazis

[rvds1289]

@michaely94 Did i say All the germans ? sure nazi

[michaely94]

@rvds1289

shut up

[rvds1289]

@michaely94 For a nazi ? never

[Somesubjekt]

@rvds1289:

heil ! to bad hitler kill not your family.

[HawK047]

@rvds1289 You sir, are just a racist retard.

[rvds1289]

@HawK047 Nazi a race ? LOLOLOLOL

[AndreasAntoniusMaria]

So they got mr. Van Rompuy; A total noboddy a grey boring person who does not even speak his own language in the EU (Flemish Dutch) but French. Perhaps mr. Balkenende's French was too poor?

Not that mr. Balkenende is/was such a hot shot. Europe deserves better!

I Wanna be the Next EU president! Whose ass do I have to kiss for that? If I have to I'll even kiss Mrs. Merkels ass! And I promess to discuss in Parliament in my native Dutch tongue with pride!

[julianallees]

Ich liebe diese Frau :) !

julianallees

Den 7 April 2011

[Gegenoeffentlichkeit]

@julianallees

Can you say me way?

[daciuss]

Merkel look like a wreak

[Armigo91]

Im dutch here. And making fun of balkenende is just routine.

It had to be said, else he would have joined the EU commision in brussels.

He would be the king of many imbeciles already in the EU parlement.

So its good that merkel jokes about him ofscene. Might have scared the cat away. Painfull but necessary.

[MegaBierFass]

Sie hat Deutschland bisher sehr gut geleitet also seit einmal nicht so penibel und lästern nicht über ihr aussehen ihr seit bestimmt selber diese behinderten Krüppel die sich nur vorm PC trauen über andere zu läster!

Daumen hoch bei gleicher Meinung.

[schanghei]

OOH Mann, ist das ein hässliches Weib.

[cornel10]

She really need some face lifting.

[rbx22]

look at thoose 2 lines between her lips and chin ... looks like a wooden puppet pinnochio alike LOL

[despameratos]

@rbx22 HAVE FUN

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[elshourafa]

@rbx22 @timh97sg1  Shallow Brains !!

[198CharlesMartel198]

She's very smart and very good at her job I hope she'll stay for some time,

Germany is the most important engine behind Europe and should have a leading role in negotiations, no I am not German and I dont want a new Germany

aldough a new Europe Reich doesnt sound... :D

[kevinwitjes]

lol what did she say about that turd Balkenende??

[Hollandia777]

I have great fascination for lady Merkel. Very intelligent person!

[elah1982]

Witzig frau Merkel sehr Witzig, aber meine sie sich selbst? Ich hoffe das sie noch lange Bundeskanzlerin bleiben.......bitte? Ich finde sie toll.

[v4lkyr]

she's totally like the saddest person in the world

[janosfischer]

you don noe

[itsazy]

She's a lizard person.

[DjPaschopfer]

Das muss natürlich ein Mensch mit besonderen Fähigkeiten haben^^ Sie spricht nicht gut Deutsch

[envanje]

Die Merkel hat ein schnurbart, beobachte mal, von lippenende nach unten.

[meh23p]

She's saying he looks like a woman?

[ConcordiaStgt]

i like her every day more and more.

she is a wise woman , she pushes the stupid communists and green ideoligical retarded econutters away.

she told obama on both of the last 2 G20 meetings to go fuck himself.

best chancellor since helmut schmidt.

german politics made by america israel? What?

its our choice we stand next to usa and behind israel for obvious reasons idiot.

first of all usa has like what 50 million german descedents and israel guess what is also full of germanjews.

[Spargelpfluecker]

@ConcordiaStgt if you like Helmut Schmidt, you can't really like Merkel.

[MickyNL]

How rude.

[jesus88action]

yeah yeah yeah Heil Hitler!!!!!!!!!

[TheCookiepee]

im am german and i dont hater her... o.o

why should i?

[timh97sg1]

omg wrinkles at her mouth!

[sinclair61]

@timh97sg1 I wonder who is operating that puppet mouth?

[marin4bs]

@timh97sg1 i thought it was blood

[skydive911]

@timh97sg1 ts that Merkel? I thought that would be Davy Jones?!

[RijenRijen]

merkel has to shut up, talking about our dutch goverment??? shut up left slut.

[Tihbialdunav]

She looks great when she smiles.

[angrywinds]

shes ugly

[themagnussons]

Hitler at least had a moustache....

[moonstep1969]

What does the man beside Merkel say? I can't hear it...

[Hollandia777]

Mr. Balkenende! I'm pretty glad U're "banned" from "Big Politics". I hope it's 4ever!

[kampfhoschi]

Here in germany everybody hates her. Trust me fellows. She support the afgahnistan war and make military gifts like war submarines to Israel. So you can see that german politics is not made by german people, it's made by USA and Israel.. We still have 75.000 US Soldiers stationed here since WW 2 is over. WHY ??? UNCLE SAM GO HOME !!!!!!!!!

[Deutschland8806]

@kampfhoschi Hey I was born in Germany and we came to the USA when I was so young and my German is sooooo Bad. But I want to work in Germany so I might have to work on one of those bases. I am a Nurse so I am hoping they don't close all the bases down...I want to come back to Germany so my Children would have future. -_- America is over.

[ConcordiaStgt]

@Deutschland8806

dont think they will close all bases, maybe some but it will take another 10-20 years i guess.

we are reforming our army next year, will take some years. reducing bases and troops. so i dont think german gouvernemnt want to close as few american bases as possible, cause its allways money for the locals, + most germans in the former western part see americans as friends and saviours from hitler and communism and not as occupiers, so i think you will be fine.

[Swaraj92Ahimsa]

I am a German. I don't like Angela Merkel.

And I don't like her party (the CDU - Christlich Demokratische Union = Christian Democratic Union). It's the consevative party in Germany, but I am not conservative.

Since September 2009 we have a gouverment with CDU and the FDP - Freie Demokratische Partei - Free Democratic Party - (that'sberal party in Germany).

This gouverment is horrible, I think. But the half of all voters voted CDU and FDP - What a pitty!

[Stormbubi]

"das warn witz, ne?"

[Assasimon]

Could someone put up some subtitles please?

[POINTOFCONVERSATION]

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[Chillerdinq]

ihr gesicht am anfang wie süß :D

[haarpia]

Merkel eine Frau kann es unten das Bündel zuriegeln, haute einen Detektiv in der Größenordnung von seinem täglichen Faschismus ab, um schöner zu sein...

[cona94]

Wish to god i could speak German

[midniteKnite]

MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

[170672346]

Definitely in need of plastic surgery on those very deep crevices running from the side of her mouth. Won't help with the crap coming out of it mind you......

[Fieke04]

Sie sieht hier ein bisschien streng aus, aber wenn sie lächelt ist sie ganz süße!!!

[Brulluhman]

Merkel looks a little bit like a pitbull. Der Augen. Wraff.

[albedoshader]

@Brulluhman: :) It's plural, thus "die Augen" :)

[creativebollocks]

@Brulluhman Her bite is worse than her bark. 

[efraimdeluxe]

@Brulluhman

You makes fun of se imperator merkel... soon die u will by se hand of sith lord merkelz!

[Brulluhman]

@efraimdeluxe Merkel has a idea for Europe. Actually 2 ideas. First stupid idea, is to egalise the interest rates. Now that's the only presure for countries to take action when they don't have their finance under control. Countries that do have get rewarded with less % interest and countries that don't, get punished for that with % of interest. We don't want communism. Merkel thinks the EU should be communist. Next are the minimumwages. Our houses are more expensive. Merkel fucks Germany.

[TheHolstinator]

@Brulluhman If you aren't nice to her, it will bite you! :D

[Lm3ntz]

@Brulluhman true, but balkenende's hair is epic lulz xd

[mpearson58]

The European Union

Ein Volk

Ein Reich

Ein Fuhrer

[bennischaff]

Yeah, she used "weiblich", but then she said "Aber das war jetzt ein kleiner Scherz". >>> It was a joke.

[Hellooo20]

not everyone understands german

[agfigueroaa]

She was asked whether or not Balkende speaks good German. She said a couple of things but in the end she said, he speaks good german.

[agfigueroaa]

She also said that "The president EU parlament looks femenin" .. I am not sure, because German is my third language only.

the word I think she used is "weiblich" .. may be a German can corroborate this.

[EUXTV]

no, you're right, she says she refers to the European Parliament. Buzek has told the council that the president needs to be a woman, as 'a symbol'

[SchwarzundWeis]

its the most spoken first language in europe, but your right, there should be subs