Buying an emergency cell phone (Portlandia)

[dopeynhappy]

This is a fresh start...the program is called Fresh Start. 400 anytime minutes...which you can use anytime

[ViverGulia]

3:30 "After you pay for it it is free.". Very wise.

[lechonlvr2525]

the pink "bitch" glasses really put this skit over the top....friggin hilarious

[lechonlvr2525]

the salesman also plays a waiter in Portlandia skit "Around the world in 80 plates"....if you think this is hilarious, check out that skit

[alicenchains7]

This is all too real. Up selling is mandatory these days it seems

[JlovePJL]

"the This Changes Everything Plan is what you want".

Fuckin hilarious.

[kountaphit]

HONEY I SHRUNK THE CELL PHONE GUY!!

[D3ADR1GHT]

a one time free where you pay ANNUALLY!

[mgiar]

love kumail nanjiani. soo damn funny hahaha

[bgken]

Unfortunately, the best line of this skit was shown in the episode's credits:

Carrie - "We just want any plan that is above the 'Nothing Plan'".

Salesman - "There is no 'Nothing Plan'. 'Nothing Plan' was what you guys had when you were outside."

[bdjansen]

@bgken I was looking for that same joke! Had to go to netflix to find it.

[Owliganka]

That was soo funny I was laughing my ass off. Hahaha.

[kendawgl]

Omg so funny!

[skinmeandcallmepete]

wildside sunglasses....

they help bring out your wildside.

[craigdamico1]

Hilarious !!

[newyorkreload]

Thanks Indoor Kids.

[AlwaysJSomtimesR]

Everyone Should Check Out The Indoor Kids With Kumail Nanjiani

[locutusoflulz]

Kumail has a posse.

[DanaCornZine]

This is what it feels like to go to AT&T.

[tjwells]

Kumail is my hero.

[Needle13]

This Changes Everything plan

[CoffeyClan]

Anyone else notice he didn't give them the plan they asked for?

[Nkieffer000]

"Anytime minutes" - You can use them anytime

[jdunnwsup]

The guy who plays the cell phone salesman is fucking HILARIOUS. I'm glad he's back in season two.

[denverm4x]

"let's just get the 'bitch' one"

[miamorphos]

Hey, he's not in the NW. Taylor and Madison, bros. And I haven't been in PDX for years.

[MordaciousFilms]

I start cracking up when he says "It's actually called 'Fresh Start'" and from there on is just pure genius.

[MonkeyCoitus]

bubblegum, metallic bubblegum, metallic pumpkin and pumkin

[MonkeyCoitus]

"Simply everything plus texting"

[Grockone]

Wildside sunglasses Bitch!

[FuckYouPayMe5150]

LMFAO Thats why Metro PCS is the best one, they dont have the best phones, but at least they dont bullshit like this lol Verizon,Sprint,T-Mobile,etc.Th­eyre always tryin to sell you all kinds of plans like this lol This is the funniest show by the way

[MissMadelynA]

i'm pretty sure wireless toyz closed, like, three weeks after this was filmed...

[aeropagitica]

The Mayor appears to be at 1700 SE 22nd just next to Ladd's Addition, and nowhere near North-West PDX.

[flyworld3]

Simply Everything Plus. 

[mediabench]

That ain't northwest...

[hornakdave]

"Time is of the essence."

"Awesome.

[wallisfutunaduck]

Love love love Kumail Nanjiani!

[AceTracer]

Northwest is in Southeast?

[bknygurl]

they have the wardrobe of the northwest down

[BorisCollage]

Metallic bubblegum 

[leskowitz]

"after you pay for it, it is free .... so it is just a one time free that you pay annually" LOL

[xxiitube]

"...if he is on the family fff-plan"

[ElectronXIII]

Oh my god, did this guy watch Verizon security tapes or something? Cause this is SPOT ON.

[leclairjeanm]

ff..ng love this soooooooooooo much ...sooooooooo much...its genius

[DUDEIAMWHITE]

O.... found the Mayor.... he was with a 17 year old boy.

[nagthragarthoth]

Best show ever! Fred and Carrie are genius.I died watching this episode.

[uncachable]

This isn't just Portland, THIS IS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!

[phraedusthamusicdigr]

The guy selling cell phone plans was on CONAN a couple of weeks ago he was very funny. I forgot his name.

[JailBlazersNoMore]

@phraedusthamusicdigr his name is in the video description.

[mfnpjparty]

"GREAT NEWS..."

[AAAHHHrexxxA]

"Time is of the essence"

"Awesome"

"This is the mayor of Portland. He could be lying in a ditch somewhere, he could of been kidnapped-"

"Right on, right on"

LOL.

[MrFan32]

lol kumail is awesome

[juliango]

The guy playing the salesman makes this whole skit. So deadpan. So perfectly pitched. So effin funny.

[brookemcin79]

@juliango I agree! I wanted to keep watching him sell phones.

[Shift4g]

They have perfectly replicated the Tmo experience!

[geeveee17]

"after you pay for it it is free" LOL

[MonkeyCoitus]

@geeveee17 its just a one time fee that you pay annually.