Dumbest Cop Ever

[DrJuice1]

help, someone put heroine in my pot brownies

[Brookiecrisps]

lol WTF

[scariestkilla]

my dad used to have an arrow in his knee then i called 911 and gave my dad a brownie with crack lol

[christineeelee]

did that lady snort? hahahhahah...

"i think were dead"

[bejacabiznij]

I think we're dead...

[maalblade]

You guys are too quick to judge. The guy was trying to play it safe because he didn't know if the weed he bought was laced with something. may sound retarded but he had a legitimate reason, especially considering its not unreasonable a drug dealer might want to kill a cop.

[Neio119]

@maalblade The cop had confiscated the marijuana from a bust he had done. He didn't buy it, he just took it home.

[8778yeh]

resign???..ridiculous...time is going by reaaaaalllly reeeaaallly slow.LMAO

[iCadaverx]

They probably do what every idiot does with brownies.

"Oh, it didn't work right away so i'll eat 40 more."

[thedirtymeatball]

sorry this story is just hilarious 

[toomanymutants]

lol i think we're dead...

[KVrael15]

Is he retarded? you'd have to smoke twice your body weight to overdose, and i guarantee he didnt eat that many in brownies. fail.

[Rotpig]

How the fuck was he and his wife not charged? CORRUPTION is how.

[DaftStrings]

It's nice to know our police are the paragon of ethics and also above the law.

God Bless America!!

[BobbyD167]

Time is going by, really, really, really, really slow.

[SamLuke69]

Haha this is awesome!!

[mosin1nagant]

WTF!? Just because he's a cop he can smoke weed and not get charged!

[lone6718]

Love that fact that the one news-lady snorted while laughing, cause that was basicly what I did when I heard this.

[PACMANnot]

You can't overdose on Marijuana, you get the high and that's as wasted/doped out as you're going to get, which is not very much. Basically you can't get high enough that it could kill yah.

You can get sick though. And the munchies, can't forget about those. And the drowsiness...Yup.

[TheeKingOsiris]

How do people get this dumb? Unreal.

[ryan1977ify]

Thats got to be the funniest shit I ever heard hell yeah time goes buy slowly once it took me 30 minutes to pull a cigarette out of the pack my friends said I just kept staring at the pack and when they kept asking what I was doing I said getting a cigarette!!!!LOL

[Livyfebo]

Omg and i thought cops were smart....

[TheLilrapper12]

wtf wat a dumbass

[themcgamer1000]

Idk i think were dead XD

[samboyaus]

I find brownies get you waaay more stoned than smoking weed, but take ages to kick in. He probably got impatient waiting for the first one to kick in then ate 2 more and lost his shit lol.

[jester7657]

wait a minute! they said "we made brownies" hmm he's pothead!



[grftnbnd]

That cop apparently has not been super high before!!! wow.

[trombgirl]

Autotune plz.

[mfalcon27]

i used to be pro-legalizing marijuana...

[GenMinion]

@mfalcon27 and then you took an arrow in the knee?

[erinhansen18]

I think were dead

[CrystalWolfXx]

I don't understand what the cop did wrong? It was the callers that were acting stupid...?

[lxTheDukexl]

@CrystalWolfXx umm the cop confiscated marijuana from suspects, stole it, and made brownies with it. Then called 911

[PanderflyLUV]

@CrystalWolfXx The caller was a cop.

[TheLynn133]

damn it why do people have to make my state look so stupid.

[123456789robbie]

"i think we're dead"

[dudemaster1001]

Reminds me of my friend

[skullgr1nd]

Every year someone shows me this on facebook and every year I laugh

[lalagirl211]

watch this 8 Year old girl calls a demolition company

[TheWelschman]

FUCK FOX NEWS! 

[yothegamer]

u cant OD on pot xD

[GeneralNgo]

Moral of the story: Be a cop to smoke marijuana to avoid paying fines or going to jail.

[patisgood321]

inbetweeners anyone?

[georgde13]

@patisgood321

I was just thinking that. Did the Inbetweeners take that from this guy?

[patisgood321]

@georgde13 yeah, I would assume so

[aPpLeJuIcE37RainLucy]

You think weed slows time down? Try acid. Literally thought I had been sitting where I was since the beginning of time, which is like 14 billion years. Weirdest experience ever.

[RedxLilxSleepy]

@aPpLeJuIcE37RainLucy i tried acid i thought i was falling into the pits of hell and i was literary burning up lmao

[FunnyERHomeVideos]

@aPpLeJuIcE37RainLucy 4.6 billion to be exact se precambrian era, era meaning long period of time, was the first and longest of all era wich lasted 4 billion years next was the paleozoic era then the mesozoic era then there is now the cenozoic era wich we r living today in

[aPpLeJuIcE37RainLucy]

@FunnyERHomeVideos Ya 4.6 is the Earth. I'm talking the Big Bang which is about 13.72 Billion years ago.

[deceivingmage]

@aPpLeJuIcE37RainLucy I have never tried drugs, but your mind thinks extremelyyyyyy fast so I guess it makes everything happen normal time for your brain?

[sleepingeye]

Time does not exist.

[xDirectJABx]

@aPpLeJuIcE37RainLucy Shrooms is the complete opposite tho... Ate them and it was suddenly 5 hours later

[theendofit]

and yet pepole try and tell me its ok to drive high...

[liger411]

LOL I remember being so high I thought I was going to die... then I realized I was just really high. xD

[IrisNight2014]

XD!! Best Part 0:33!!!



[assail]

edibles hit harder than smoking

[Leecanada30]

Omg!! Lmfao!!!!!!!

[Numonkei]

This happens every time...I liked to call it Shakoufah. But I am permanently tripping. I keep seeing vivid colours, overthinking things, underthinking things, having to eat and excrete...I don't know how I would define my aliveness and experience in one word...but it would be Pinball-Waffle. Because both of those kick ass, and the officer should be charged for violating their own moral code at expense of imbibing a substance they would put someone in a cage for.

[MrSursid3trece]

Thts stupid pigs dnt charge on fuken pigs but yea thy frmae tha MEXICANS!!

[Numonkei]

@MrSursid3trece No, it's the ALBANIANS! Dumbass, you didn't get the memo? That's the evil...Silly, silly, silly gooses. Those that goose off.

[heimdallen01]

As an experienced EMT of about 14 years now, I can tell you THE classic symptom of weed overdose is a fever of exactly 420 degrees. It's a good thing the medically trained dispatcher checked for that to rule out the possibility of a potentially lethal marijuana brownie overdose. /snicker I can't tell you how many tragic 911 calls I've responded to where the patient might still be alive today if they had recognized their ultra high fever was a sign of lethal overdose on pot. /more snickering. lol

[6TheMorgan6]

@heimdallen01 420 degrees.....um use real units of measurement k thanks. Also it is nearly impossibly to OD on weed. Why? the LD-50 is 1:20000 to 1:40000 meaning one would have to consume 20000-40000 times the amount of weed in a joint (aprox 0.9g) smalls joint but meh. So basically within 15min you would have to consume around 680kg of weed (1500lbs for your dumb units)

[heimdallen01]

@6TheMorgan6 dude, are you seriously that dumb that you don't know I'm being sarcastic? You really thought a temperature of 420 was real and not a pot joke? roflrofl

[6TheMorgan6]

@heimdallen01 bahahah sorry man! I get really passionate when I am high i didn't even read that properly. hahahah sorry bro, nice joke.

[heimdallen01]

@6TheMorgan6 lol it's alright :D

[heimdallen01]

@6TheMorgan6 Actually, btw, it's completely impossible to OD on weed. You'd have to eat so many pounds of it that you'd vomit it up far before the THC had any ill effect on you. Just so you know.

[heimdallen01]

@6TheMorgan6 And bah, what I said wasn't that funny anyway, I tried though lol - I just seriously thought it was hilarious that the dispatcher asked if he had a fever, like that would have anything to do with a weed overdose if it was even possible, lol I'm guessing she was just probably at a complete loss for words and it just came out though rofl

[6TheMorgan6]

@heimdallen01 Yeah decent effort man! Totally, the dispatcher probs was trying not to laugh. I mean he is high as balls not going through heroine withdrawal hahaha.

[Budsmokerhaha]

Time is goin by really really really slow HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[jman634yea]

i like how there r almost as many comments as there is ratings

[jman634yea]

the best part of all was when the whole newsroom started laughing lol!

[iBmx4Cult]

I'm on that wierd part of YouTube again...

[CrazyKewlx3]

Hahaha *SNORT* "PERLA."

[npeacy]

he lost his job just for that?cops do much worse.she looks like stoned too

[XxLILEFRAxX]

i want some of that WEED (-_-)

[slothywun]

But that guy didn't even sound that stoned.

[Fly2Azeroth]

@slothywun he didn't sound that stoned bcz he is a cop

[hawks670]

i remeber when they made this story xD

[Nick99m]

I was distracted by the moose in the make-up. What'd I miss?

[luigi14444]

FAIL :L

[Oz1x]

Pass the shit to the left

[pens87rock]

I want a brownie:( HAND IT OVER BITCH!

[itsmeafreak]

stand up for yourself, LEGALIZE IT! booze is a worse drug than weed

[LOLZQ]

it's not dead...it's called being stoned!

[TheCrazyGrandpa]

that news reporter is a bitch.. is the other woman not allowed to laugh? bitch!

[odstrooper117]

Bitch got brownies?! Gimme!

[FreddoILY]

Haha she snorted!

[FOUGEDDABOUDIT4509]

whatta laugh!!!

[JDay373]

i'm pretty sure he meant we're dead as in we are screwed

[jpbk1922]

Faggot ass cop that's wat he gets pussy ass bitch

[ubicomp]

@jpbk1922 You're a bright one.

[ezekiel207]

@jpbk1922 wow really?

[KoRnisgud]

newbie to the blunt. Thats total BS that he got away with it though!

[MrJman3d]

if i did that i would be arrested and so would anyone else but when a cop does it its okay? thats fucking bullshit

[Thejecjec1]

hahahah i think wer dead time is going by real real real real slow.



[enjoiskate311]

i liv in dearborn cool!!!!!

[roey232]

LOL 00:42

[sharpcakelz]

Omg ahahah 0:40 snort ahahaha

[Smashedmaple]

0:40 HAHAHHAHHAHA

[cbrown3001]

I lmao everytime I hear this!! Why are they not in jail?!? If that was me or you I bet anything we would be!!!

[CpBuddyfrosty]

i remember when that was on the news good times...

[SUPAHWEIRDO]

I THINK WERE DEAD!!! 

[iamaronpaulblican]

LMMFAO

"I THINK WE'RE DEAD, TIME IS GOING BY REALLY REALLY REALLY SLOW"

THAT IS FUCKING FUNNY

GOD I MISS SMOKING WEED

[mystiQueTEN]

AMITURES !!!!!

[Godisdodd]

I think I'm dead

[lilglower]

you cant od on pot you fucking dumbasses

[JmilliMusic]

hahahhahahhaha they were to gone, shits got more potent from your college years dude

[ummmmmmmmmmmmmish]

how embarrasing lol...

[spanishsupafly]

idk but weed brownies seem to enhance ur high... remember walking down three or four blocks down the road, looked back n realized i had only walked only one. fucked my perception of time.

[inoviamaster]

HAAAAAAAAAAA that sounds like something i would do. wait.

[hottiejohnny811]

of course michigan lmfao

[d3221ck]

this was so funny that they should rehire him, he obviously learned his lesson. seriously.

[arndell13]

ahahaha i think we're dead fucking cops duche!

[themcgamer1000]

0:32 I dont know we made brownies and i think were dead

LOL

[magellanmax]

This is why you don't smoke weed with lightweights.

[dexyland]

I THINK WERE DYING!! ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!

[xbrhandaxe152]

they defenetly had a lot of weed haha

[RockerMasked]

And I think we're dead

[DriFt97SVT]

This happend here in Washington state where i live!!! i remember this!! it was alll over every news channel, HILLARIOUS!!!

[jajackka]

Lol poor cop smoked a little too much :p

[sharpiee13]

I THINK WERE DEAD! lmao xD

[JibzI992]

weed..... its not for weak minds

[jagrcantakeyou]

"I think were dying"

"how much did you guys have?"

"i dunno, were dead. were both dead, sorry for calling."

[d3221ck]

theres NO WAY he should have had files charged against him after making that classic call. i dont think he should have lost his job even.

[GorejussxPsycho]

I think we're dead.

[codezspider]

lol I could tell that woman was going to rofl the second the camera turned away

[ididcramsmom]

HA!! Rookie!..

[predatortheme]

... what was "stupid cop" about that...

[KL2glitchCrew]

well thats what happens wen u get high dumb fuck.

[Lolumscheese]

Wat a thick cop

[TheGolden321]

it is truely sad when a reporter laughs at you! lol! XD

[iiNETFLIX]

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[lilsagey]

dumb ass cop

[ArnAriel13]

I love how weed made the news reporter's day and they didn't even touch the plant :) Sort of a happy/funny story all round.

[dreesocool]

THAT'S HILARIOUS!!! 

[TheBrownprideMEX]

WTFF!!! FUCKING GRINGOS

[directorbeau]

@TheBrownprideMEX

fucking spics

[TheBrownprideMEX]

@directorbeau pinche weros

[Guess539]

lmfao, I love this. can you say high? can you say newbe? can you say panic attack? lol, to bad that didn't happen to BILL CLINTON that would have made him funnier and cooler than he already is...

[GirGirGirGir160]

OMFG...

wow.

[sephirothb]

wow....

[TeXanDog141]

That was the best snort laugh ever!

[62rome]

really, really, really, really stupid cop,for those who never smoked pot will freak out like this stupid cop, smoking it for the first time you feel nothing but eating it

whoooooaaaaa!!! thats different,,,,,,,,,,,,, i'm dying.

[778Nata]

if police can do it why cant we??

[mrtundra45]

@778Nata from the sound of this 911 call police CANT even handle the shit....even in brownies (which is for light weights) no wonder so many pussy ass faggot cops want to bust weed smokers......

[778Nata]

@mrtundra45 haha you make a good point, thats why alot of people dont trust police

[mrtundra45]

@778Nata yes, cops are uninformed pussies.......most of em cant even handle their liquor.

[SoutHcouGars2010]

@778Nata Police can't do it, that's the whole point of the video, I guess that one blew right by you. It's still illegal either way nobody said they can do it.

[d3221ck]

@778Nata, he lost his job! wtf

[dstaplet01]

How the frick did this guy get hired in the first place?

[StanevBrothers]

uhh doesent that cop know wats he saying????

[karn33333]

It is physically impossible to OD on marijuana what a dumb fuck.

[Toyman1982]

Yep. eating pot is WAY different then smoking it isnt it mr cop? LOL i ate pot chili when i was young, holy fuck. fucked my whole world up for like 8 hours hahaha

[ctrlaltdelete5]

thats friday night cranks

[H4I2I2EE]

Where can I get some of those brownies?

[nicolenellaney]

lol!

[WoWpallyup]

it's impossible to overdose on marijuana

[datniggatwotone]

@WoWpallyup not im possible. very improbable. the toxic amount of marijaunna is way to much to be ingested by one person

[WoWpallyup]

@datniggatwotone yeah, something like 15000 joints in an hour or something haha.

[MegaKillah12]

i saw this on TV XD

[countrybearjew]

friken halarious wow

[johnfarrell820]

soudns like hes smoken spice....

[blackone122]

U can't overdose he is a dumbass

[kimmiesloan]

That guy fully snorted. Lmao

[orbb24]

@UltimateJuggaloMusic While that is a false statement, I will agree that it is EXTREMELY HARD to overdose on Marijuana.

[UraJankey]

omg im gonna die time is going by really really really really slow...damn...we're just dying please help!

[MinecraftGeekTV]

and i think were dead

[MrAjh420]

prill smokes!

[SuckDeezNutzBitch]

I personally think the dumbest cop ever is the one who pulled over an ambulance and put the driver in a choke hold

[vansgirl187]

i think were dead lol time is going by really really really slow hahahahaha

[HDLeqion]

Time is going by really really really slow no wait I'm dead:D

[GabLuvzCheese]

I think im dead!!

[gigglegirl788]

"i think we're dead" lmfao!

[teaghandaryl]

That's the best damn Idea EVER

MARIJUANA BROWNIES YEAH EAT DOSE BROWNIES

[walkintall29]

since when are pigs co hosts. must have been that fat rosanne bitch

[Cricketheads12]

"Time is going really really really really slow"

Sounds like Sayel Aporro vs. Mayuri

[9megaawesome]

michigan noooooo i live in michigan lol

[ionvlad80]

at that stage...you don't have to call no body.....you just enjoy the moment...:))

[Berserker534]

its impossible to overdose on weed you just become to lazy to smoke anymore after a while plus he probably never had it before and brownies are pretty stronge way to get high