hey read this don't laugh. Just do it. Start thinking of something you really want because this is astounding. The person who sent this said their wish came true 10 minutes after they read this mail so I thought what the heck! You have been visited by Dr Suess's cat in the hat, he will grant you with one wish make your wish when the countdown is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE YOUR WISH! If you send this to 10 videos your wish will come true.
As he casually wipes his finger off on her dress, after having inserted it in her, he then points threateningly and with a stern voice he remarks "Beans".
@NextGeneration2021 it would be the best hour and 30 minutes of my fucking life. they would probably get sued for man slaughter for causing death from lack of oxygen because i had trouble breathing just from this one minute of this shit hahahaha
Cant. Stop. Watching. Collegehumor. Videos.
supermarble94 1 day ago 2
Beans. ;P
MultiBeatlesROCK 1 week ago
WHAT DID HER BUTTHOLE DO TO DR. BURPSAPLENTY?!?!?!?!?!!?
MrLawmanman 1 week ago 17
beans.
xXMapleVodkaXx 1 week ago
Why isnt this real?
ElectricEntei 2 weeks ago 2
I feel like i dont even know you anymore! you THINK I LIKE albert Einstein baking me nipple Pies?
dfrell 2 weeks ago
i feel like this would be funnier if i actually watched mad men
giggityguy 2 weeks ago
Queef popsicle
isnickninja 2 weeks ago
I have a friend named beans.
isnickninja 2 weeks ago
Ka-cow! :P
OneSeraphim 2 weeks ago
I want a walrus party and a queef popsicle....
KingGopher13 2 weeks ago
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OpTicRussell 3 weeks ago
mr draper your wifes on the line
tell her ill flatten the kids another time
after last nights walrus party
i have a queef popsicle
thats an awesome sentence
insaninater 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
every sunday night on A.M Cow
siege909 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
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hellishheavin101 3 weeks ago
:44 we all wish girls made that sound more
cutedirector13 3 weeks ago
i luv walrus partys
toxicpanda55 3 weeks ago
nipple pies rofl XD
bubblyypanda 4 weeks ago
I'm not working with a women!
TheRealSlenderMan 4 weeks ago
Why hasn't showcase picked this shit up?
iBeChamp 4 weeks ago
how is it that college humour continues so many terrible series and yet something amazing like this has only one video? come onnnnnnnn
XawwyaaX 1 month ago
this shud so be a real show! xD
LimboZigZag 1 month ago
I fucking hate Pat.
iDrumForFunSH 1 month ago
@iDrumForFunSH why?
TenshiKira1 1 month ago
@iDrumForFunSH I'm Pat
cutedirector13 3 weeks ago
I would definetly watch this
mollyamarch 1 month ago 2
why can;t this be a show? :(
MrBlueMinotaur 1 month ago 4
Who DOESN'T like Albert Einstein baking them nipple pies!?!? I literally find nothing in that sentence that isn't awesome.
totalmollipop 1 month ago 112
@totalmollipop The "Nipple" part is the gross part. I prefer that he replaces "Nipple" with "Computer"
Cheesycat501 3 weeks ago
i want this show to be real damn it
TheEzioAuditorie 1 month ago
This needs to be a series.
PaladinPower811 1 month ago
I like died at the Einstein part
ConnerCataclysm 1 month ago
0:43
b34113411 2 months ago
Somehow the only part of this that made me laugh was "beans"
MarkMacMappin 2 months ago
Am I the only one who noticed the half a watermelon on his head at 0:33?
skatealmost95 2 months ago
@skatealmost95 no :)
rockinmosquito 1 month ago
am i the only one who heard the sound at 0:44 xD
VajkoMusic 2 months ago
@VajkoMusic no. Did you hear a thumping sound?
princessbc333 2 months ago
I would watch this show ALL DAY.
jrw97 2 months ago 2
HAHAHAHAHA...that shit was fuckin hilarious.
GetThatDoughBoy81 2 months ago
i would watch that
Emmabemmanem 2 months ago in playlist Season 1 3
thumbs up for watermelon hat :P
DrNSoos 2 months ago 8
o my fucking gosh make more of these college humor
Bttrfngronit 2 months ago
lol queef popsicle
zachrfields 2 months ago
see you in a billion gazillion years!
XLUpLoaderXL 2 months ago
beans
JelloTalks 2 months ago
After last night's walrus party, I have a queef popsicle.
ruchikagskar 2 months ago
I too have a queef popsicle.
primalpump10 2 months ago
No top (NOUN)?
Here's My (NOUN)!
(EXCLAMATION)
(PART OF BODY {PLURAL})
ransman413 2 months ago
LOL thats the guy from Jake and Amir Fired!
RVCIpodHelp 3 months ago
300 tried to find AMCOW
TheMortekai 3 months ago
"I'd love to take you to the zoo, but first -- wanna play with my trouser elephant?" - Aaron
hollywoodsexwars 3 months ago
Queef Popsicle!!! Friggin awesome.
animalmother556x45 3 months ago
isn't that the guy from the optimum commercial
Onoorata 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
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YOU THINK I LIKE ALBERT EINSTEIN BAKING ME NIPPLE PIES?!
theones77 3 months ago 87
PRETTY EPIC.....
supermonkey176 3 months ago
Where do I get an awesome watermelon hat?
DarkGladiator64 3 months ago
...beans
MRCrazyKorn 3 months ago
i wish albert einstein baked me nipple pies
dchowderr 3 months ago 5
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autumntree2011 3 months ago
if i knew that about a girl i would just &^*$ her
doombybbr 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
BEANS.
hollywoodsexwars 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
So has anyone actually figured out what he's actually trying to say?
TheMooee 4 months ago
Fucking A. I damn near choked on my beer I was laughing so hard!
joshanator1 4 months ago 4
Beans is now my catchphrase
XCMAX10X 4 months ago 160
AMCow is awesome :D
aptspire 4 months ago
I SAW WHAT YOUR BUTT HOLE DID
flamingarse1 4 months ago
homework grade: F+
anEPICchild 4 months ago
I dont see whats so weird about this video... i get queef popsicles all the time.
IWasSentToDestroyYou 4 months ago
i cum
burgershot10 4 months ago
nipple pie <3
parotgoessquak 4 months ago
*points*
"Beans"
There, I shortened it fool..
Billabang2384 4 months ago
Did anyone else notice the guy from the optimum commercials?
FredrickPancake 4 months ago
you think I like Albert Einstein baking me nipple pies?! THE FUCK?! XD
Arbioxdabest1 4 months ago 2
The fuck?
b33p3rz 4 months ago
lol they all have fake cigarettes
maxxx4668 4 months ago
You think i like Albert Einstien baking me nipple pie?! Nipple Pie is a real dish, sort of like a quiche with sliced hot dog in it/
gambit7775 5 months ago
i freaking love this video
benry200 5 months ago
the song is epic
benry200 5 months ago
This used to be my favorite game as a kid. The skit made me weep with laughter.
JulieDoc 5 months ago
aahahah
GrapeNomma 5 months ago
that looks like the optimum guy!!!!
jcat1214 5 months ago
lol say what you will that man is a genius
darth890 5 months ago
did he just...?
MyNamelsMarc 5 months ago
albert einstein was black?
RedSquadala5 5 months ago 5
0:21 nuff said
FroTheShow 5 months ago
Mmmm Nipple Pies... =/
PUPPIElover369 5 months ago
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hey read this don't laugh. Just do it. Start thinking of something you really want because this is astounding. The person who sent this said their wish came true 10 minutes after they read this mail so I thought what the heck! You have been visited by Dr Suess's cat in the hat, he will grant you with one wish make your wish when the countdown is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE YOUR WISH! If you send this to 10 videos your wish will come true.
ariesmyth 5 months ago
nipple pies.... DFKM.
XoXoKAAoXoX 5 months ago
"beans....."
hotkoolaid123 5 months ago
I don't...I...ok.
Manofaction0 5 months ago
As he casually wipes his finger off on her dress, after having inserted it in her, he then points threateningly and with a stern voice he remarks "Beans".
3atm3d3ad 5 months ago 430
@3atm3d3ad Made my day. Thank you.
smally809 4 months ago
@3atm3d3ad Winning!
xBloodOfWordsx 3 months ago
1037337th veiw close enough ight?!
cammy484 5 months ago
Isn't mr. draper the guy from the optimum commercials?
craxtaplow 5 months ago
Albert Einstein baking me nipple pies? Sure, i'l take it.
PilaAssassina 5 months ago
0:41
OfficialSyntax 5 months ago
i kinda want a queef popsicle now....
bch1496 5 months ago 4
i saw wat ur butthole did 2 dr.burksaplenty
hotthomei 5 months ago
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I have a queef popsicle. wtf
hotthomei 5 months ago
Beans. ._.
TechnoLovePeace 5 months ago 5
OMG its the optimum guy!!!
ilovemascara15 5 months ago
lol press 4 repeatedly
TooTooBang 5 months ago 3
draper aosofgjksdgj hes the fucken shiiit
187onthecop 5 months ago
Did i finger her?.. yes..... yes he did
Tueify 5 months ago 3
This has been flagged as spam show
no im not working with a women
gottopostit 6 months ago
Do you think i like Albert Einstein baking me nipple pies!!
EliteRadiation 6 months ago 4
Beans.
Fierball360 6 months ago 5
oh no don draper xD
oakTree1234 6 months ago
press 7 repeatedly
Rockzilla1122 6 months ago
Did anyone else see what her butthole did to Dr. Burps-a-plenty???? i gotta know
cjUSA867 6 months ago 3
Wait...this video is SUPPOSED to make no sense right?
guitar3421 6 months ago
@guitar3421 ever played mad libs?
cjUSA867 6 months ago 3
@cjUSA867 yea i fill the blanks with penis shit and fuck head
Vhetration69 6 months ago
when he said people fly to get to a bugger, i was picking my nose...
MrVegetableThins 6 months ago
0:34
anyone notice the girl smoking?
DrasulDarkela 6 months ago
Was that the guy from the optimum commercials?
DestroyerofWorlds10 6 months ago
how dare he refuse the nipple pie!?
dicksteele75 6 months ago
Do you think I like Albert Einstein baking me nipple pies?!?!
SSBconfusesMe 6 months ago 7
IO cable commercial guy FTW
captmcmuffin25 6 months ago
ya know i didnt crack up until am cow...
Hiddenkaos 6 months ago
I'd actually watch all all of these episodes!
Chant2594life 6 months ago
Do you think I like Albert Einstein baking me nipple pies!!!
PureEbil1 6 months ago
shit ill wach that fuck
noah60910 6 months ago
beans
KosyYak 7 months ago
beans
TeamRelik 7 months ago
286 Ate Nipple pies Made By Albert Einstein
CupcakeExplosion11 7 months ago
who else would totally watch this if it were real?
NextGeneration2021 7 months ago 431
@NextGeneration2021 sign me up i am tottally wanting this show
supernikopbelic 7 months ago
@NextGeneration2021 it would be the best hour and 30 minutes of my fucking life. they would probably get sued for man slaughter for causing death from lack of oxygen because i had trouble breathing just from this one minute of this shit hahahaha
jolliroger92 5 months ago 2
@NextGeneration2021 Yeah fuck simpsons and family guy and south park I'ma watch this.
TheShadoKnite 5 months ago
haha! i am a mad men fan and got to see this band play live. they are
some mad musicians who nail the style of the show. ck 'em out.
search nutty epk
a sampler of some of their awesome tunes.
tubesoxabc 7 months ago
i wouldn't like Albert Einstein baking me nipple pies.
NextGeneration2021 7 months ago
i love you inna none sexual mannor
bloodwolfjackel 7 months ago
a m cow
DrStu2 7 months ago
I once was playing with MadLibs and my sentace was
Rememer Only Care Bears Smoke
MrsLambkinshow 7 months ago
who else would watch this show?
mrmatthewbobcorn 7 months ago 10
I need to know what her butthole did to Dr. Burps Aplenty. This cliffhanger is killing me.
dlancer2k 7 months ago 6
BEANS.
ultimate0death 7 months ago 6
[line from video]
LOL xD
Nulono 7 months ago
284 people dont have a queef popsicle
netflixfilms 7 months ago
YOU THINK I LIKE ALBERT ENSTIEN BAKING ME NIPPLE PIES!?
TheHabboHax0r 7 months ago
press 4 to hear a secret
mooglaman 7 months ago
I saw what your butthole did to Dr. Burps-A-Plenty......beans.
thaShrubDawg 7 months ago
party tonight! BYOW-bring your own walrus
ihatencgo 7 months ago
WHAT F**KING CHANNEL IS AMCOW?!?!?!? I MUST KNOW!!!!
pumishumi 7 months ago
smell the finger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
logankowarsky 8 months ago
@logankowarsky LOL gross! u funny f*Ck
ugasziz 6 months ago
I like This Short Film
makethatall 8 months ago
press 3 and 6 alot
BuddySkateRazors 8 months ago
i would watch that
calvin12349 8 months ago
Beans.
TheQuestion8 8 months ago
Beans!...lolz
Thepar123 8 months ago
press 3 at a constant rate
c4rt00nk1d 8 months ago
@c4rt00nk1d hahahhaahah
cjUSA867 8 months ago
press 1 constantly lolz
avptremor 8 months ago
@avptremor WHY?
WskerFTW 8 months ago
@WskerFTW it just sounds silly lol
avptremor 8 months ago
who was the girl at the end?
JohnnieChoi 8 months ago
beans.
MrRockerHal 8 months ago
WHY in the world are there not MORE of these?!?!?! "I saw what your butt hole did to Doctor. burps-uh-plenty..."
lovenbullets 8 months ago in playlist CollegeHumor
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WHY in the world are there not MORE of these?!?!?! "I saw what your butt hole did to Doctor. burps-uh-plenty..."
lovenbullets 8 months ago in playlist CollegeHumor
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WHY in the world are there not MORE of these?!?!?! "I saw what your butt hole did to Doctor. burps-uh-plenty..."
lovenbullets 8 months ago in playlist CollegeHumor
WHY in the world are there not MORE of these?!?!?! "I saw what your butt hole did to Doctor. burps-uh-plenty..."
lovenbullets 8 months ago in playlist CollegeHumor
This guy deserves an oscar
606norway 8 months ago
What's up with everyone saying 'beans'? Someone please explain. :(
Thuglife1000 8 months ago
@Thuglife1000 watch the hole vid
tiggz222 7 months ago
You think I like Albert Einstein baking me Nipple Pies?!?!?!?!?!
IeatzNOOBZ4Br3akfast 8 months ago 2
did anyone notice he wipes his hand on her dress after fingering her at 0:50
gtrunkz1 8 months ago
lol the girl is nippin at the end xD
iliketheskating 8 months ago
"tell her ill flatten the kids another time" haha! ....... Beans
bignbad56 8 months ago
did eney one git a boner at the end ? ya me ether hah
battelchicken2 9 months ago
...*points* beans...
Gidgyz0rs 9 months ago
beans.
brunovalentim1982 9 months ago
wait is this the guy from the geico commercials?
kevdoyleman 9 months ago
did he finger her??!!
onlyawesomejedi 9 months ago 375
@onlyawesomejedi yes he made that pretty obvious
ultimategmer 8 months ago
@onlyawesomejedi beans!
Ir0nF1st924 8 months ago
@onlyawesomejedi watch the show mad men
sean151291 8 months ago
@onlyawesomejedi more like fisted
mechasonic777 7 months ago
@onlyawesomejedi OH YEAH! GIGGITY BRO!
iLiKeCeRe 7 months ago
@onlyawesomejedi yea bro! XD
secretxax1 7 months ago