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  • Cant. Stop. Watching. Collegehumor. Videos.

  • Beans. ;P

  • WHAT DID HER BUTTHOLE DO TO DR. BURPSAPLENTY?!?!?!?!?!!?

  • beans.

  • Why isnt this real?

  • I feel like i dont even know you anymore! you THINK I LIKE albert Einstein baking me nipple Pies?

  • i feel like this would be funnier if i actually watched mad men

  • Queef popsicle

  • I have a friend named beans.

  • Ka-cow! :P

  • I want a walrus party and a queef popsicle....

  • mr draper your wifes on the line

    tell her ill flatten the kids another time

    after last nights walrus party

    i have a queef popsicle

    thats an awesome sentence

  • every sunday night on A.M Cow

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  • :44 we all wish girls made that sound more

  • i luv walrus partys

  • nipple pies rofl XD

  • I'm not working with a women!

  • Why hasn't showcase picked this shit up?

  • how is it that college humour continues so many terrible series and yet something amazing like this has only one video? come onnnnnnnn

  • this shud so be a real show! xD

  • I fucking hate Pat.

  • @iDrumForFunSH why?

  • @iDrumForFunSH I'm Pat

  • I would definetly watch this

  • why can;t this be a show? :(

  • Who DOESN'T like Albert Einstein baking them nipple pies!?!? I literally find nothing in that sentence that isn't awesome.

  • @totalmollipop The "Nipple" part is the gross part. I prefer that he replaces "Nipple" with "Computer"

  • i want this show to be real damn it

  • This needs to be a series.

  • I like died at the Einstein part

  • 0:43

  • Somehow the only part of this that made me laugh was "beans"

  • Am I the only one who noticed the half a watermelon on his head at 0:33?

  • @skatealmost95 no :)

  • am i the only one who heard the sound at 0:44 xD

  • @VajkoMusic no. Did you hear a thumping sound?

  • I would watch this show ALL DAY.

  • HAHAHAHAHA...that shit was fuckin hilarious.

  • i would watch that

  • thumbs up for watermelon hat :P

  • o my fucking gosh make more of these college humor

  • lol queef popsicle

  • see you in a billion gazillion years!

  • beans

  • After last night's walrus party, I have a queef popsicle.

  • I too have a queef popsicle.

  • No top (NOUN)?

    Here's My (NOUN)!

    (EXCLAMATION)

    (PART OF BODY {PLURAL})

  • LOL thats the guy from Jake and Amir Fired!

  • 300 tried to find AMCOW

  • "I'd love to take you to the zoo, but first -- wanna play with my trouser elephant?" - Aaron

  • Queef Popsicle!!! Friggin awesome.

  • isn't that the guy from the optimum commercial

  • PRETTY EPIC.....

  • Where do I get an awesome watermelon hat?

  • ...beans

  • i wish albert einstein baked me nipple pies

  • if i knew that about a girl i would just &^*$ her

  • BEANS.

  • So has anyone actually figured out what he's actually trying to say?

  • Fucking A. I damn near choked on my beer I was laughing so hard!

  • Beans is now my catchphrase

  • AMCow is awesome :D

  • I SAW WHAT YOUR BUTT HOLE DID

  • homework grade: F+

  • I dont see whats so weird about this video... i get queef popsicles all the time.

  • i cum

  • nipple pie <3

  • *points*

    "Beans"

    There, I shortened it fool..

  • Did anyone else notice the guy from the optimum commercials? 

  • you think I like Albert Einstein baking me nipple pies?! THE FUCK?! XD

  • The fuck?

  • lol they all have fake cigarettes

  • You think i like Albert Einstien baking me nipple pie?! Nipple Pie is a real dish, sort of like a quiche with sliced hot dog in it/

  • i freaking love this video

  • the song is epic

  • This used to be my favorite game as a kid. The skit made me weep with laughter.

  • aahahah

  • that looks like the optimum guy!!!!

  • lol say what you will that man is a genius 

  • did he just...?

  • albert einstein was black?

  • 0:21 nuff said

  • Mmmm Nipple Pies... =/

  • nipple pies.... DFKM.

  • "beans....."

    

  • I don't...I...ok.

  • As he casually wipes his finger off on her dress, after having inserted it in her, he then points threateningly and with a stern voice he remarks "Beans".

  • @3atm3d3ad Made my day. Thank you.

  • @3atm3d3ad Winning!

  • 1037337th veiw close enough ight?!

  • Isn't mr. draper the guy from the optimum commercials?

  • Albert Einstein baking me nipple pies? Sure, i'l take it.

  • 0:41

  • i kinda want a queef popsicle now....

  • i saw wat ur butthole did 2 dr.burksaplenty

  • Beans. ._.

  • OMG its the optimum guy!!!

  • lol press 4 repeatedly

  • draper aosofgjksdgj hes the fucken shiiit

  • Did i finger her?.. yes..... yes he did

  • Do you think i like Albert Einstein baking me nipple pies!!

  • Beans.

  • oh no don draper xD

  • press 7 repeatedly

  • Did anyone else see what her butthole did to Dr. Burps-a-plenty???? i gotta know

  • Wait...this video is SUPPOSED to make no sense right?

  • @guitar3421 ever played mad libs?

  • @cjUSA867 yea i fill the blanks with penis shit and fuck head

  • when he said people fly to get to a bugger, i was picking my nose...

  • 0:34

    anyone notice the girl smoking?

  • Was that the guy from the optimum commercials?

  • how dare he refuse the nipple pie!?

  • Do you think I like Albert Einstein baking me nipple pies?!?!

  • IO cable commercial guy FTW

  • ya know i didnt crack up until am cow...

  • I'd actually watch all all of these episodes!

  • Do you think I like Albert Einstein baking me nipple pies!!!

  • shit ill wach that fuck

    

  • beans

  • beans

  • 286 Ate Nipple pies Made By Albert Einstein

  • who else would totally watch this if it were real?

  • @NextGeneration2021 sign me up i am tottally wanting this show

  • @NextGeneration2021 it would be the best hour and 30 minutes of my fucking life. they would probably get sued for man slaughter for causing death from lack of oxygen because i had trouble breathing just from this one minute of this shit hahahaha

  • @NextGeneration2021 Yeah fuck simpsons and family guy and south park I'ma watch this.

  • haha! i am a mad men fan and got to see this band play live. they are

    some mad musicians who nail the style of the show. ck 'em out.

    search nutty epk

    a sampler of some of their awesome tunes.

  • i wouldn't like Albert Einstein baking me nipple pies.

  • i love you inna none sexual mannor

  • a m cow

  • I once was playing with MadLibs and my sentace was

    Rememer Only Care Bears Smoke

  • who else would watch this show?

  • I need to know what her butthole did to Dr. Burps Aplenty. This cliffhanger is killing me.

  • BEANS.

  • [line from video]

    LOL xD

  • 284 people dont have a queef popsicle

  • YOU THINK I LIKE ALBERT ENSTIEN BAKING ME NIPPLE PIES!?

  • press 4 to hear a secret

  • I saw what your butthole did to Dr. Burps-A-Plenty......beans.

  • party tonight! BYOW-bring your own walrus

  • WHAT F**KING CHANNEL IS AMCOW?!?!?!? I MUST KNOW!!!!

  • smell the finger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

  • @logankowarsky LOL gross! u funny f*Ck

  • I like This Short Film

  • press 3 and 6 alot

  • i would watch that

  • Beans.

  • Beans!...lolz

    

  • press 3 at a constant rate

  • @c4rt00nk1d hahahhaahah

  • press 1 constantly lolz

  • @avptremor WHY?

  • @WskerFTW it just sounds silly lol

  • who was the girl at the end?

  • beans.

  • WHY in the world are there not MORE of these?!?!?! "I saw what your butt hole did to Doctor. burps-uh-plenty..."

  • WHY in the world are there not MORE of these?!?!?! "I saw what your butt hole did to Doctor. burps-uh-plenty..."

  • This guy deserves an oscar

  • What's up with everyone saying 'beans'? Someone please explain. :(

  • @Thuglife1000 watch the hole vid

  • You think I like Albert Einstein baking me Nipple Pies?!?!?!?!?!

  • did anyone notice he wipes his hand on her dress after fingering her at 0:50

  • lol the girl is nippin at the end xD

  • "tell her ill flatten the kids another time" haha! ....... Beans

  • did eney one git a boner at the end ? ya me ether hah

  • ...*points* beans...

  • beans.

    

  • wait is this the guy from the geico commercials?

  • did he finger her??!!

  • @onlyawesomejedi yes he made that pretty obvious

  • @onlyawesomejedi beans!

  • @onlyawesomejedi watch the show mad men

  • @onlyawesomejedi more like fisted

  • @onlyawesomejedi OH YEAH! GIGGITY BRO!

  • @onlyawesomejedi yea bro! XD