Bush Does Standup

[benachiesween]

The only standup this guy should do is in front of a grand jury!

[gregjalbert]

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[DemkVan]

from the way he talks, it shows that someone wrote this for him..

[99nirvanafan99]

bush is a cool funny guy.

but as a prez he did kinda fuck up..

[Fragmeat666]

Loved the jokes LOL =).

Enjoy retirement Mr. President.

[TheGalacticBattle]

bush was a cool guy, fuck obama

[761112]

Man we don't have to worry about his stupid ASS anymore.

[newman20072008]

thank GOD this (bastard) IS GONE

[jackiechiles1]

he knows what ethanol means... AMAZING!

[OfficerJordan]

This guy should've been a stand-up comedian instead of President.

[thecardude]

Yeah lol I agree.

[JaminHell]

He mentioned Mr.Obama? 2 years before Obama became our president. hmmm...

[ayouraa]

Yes, that is because in the United States president's are picked by rich and thus powerful influential people. There is no democracy with in the real political system of the United States.

[JaminHell]

I know this will sound kinda akward,but do you know of any Country that does not have the rigged/'special' hand picked-system to choose a president? cause there has to be a Country/Nation that is better than us in regards to clean elections.

[ayouraa]

No, that will never exist, unless their is a system of direct democracy in place with vast amount of educated people with in the system. On the contrary, democracy does not exist. For one, the general population of any nation or state will be un-qualified for proper decision making in politics.The mechanism within most political systems will based on corruption.The United States is one of the most corrupted political systems out there CURRENTLY because it is run but multi national corporations.

[JaminHell]

Well in closing can you at least tell me the "Least Corrupted Political System/Nation out there">? the least?....

[ayouraa]

I did. Direct democracy will be the least corrupted system out there as long as MOST of the people are educated about the political aspect of a society and how in turn it affects them.I'm not sure if any countries out there have a system of direct democracy system in place, but I know the ancient Greek's did develop and occupy direct democracy. As for the least corrupted nation out there, there is no such answer because corruption can not all be discovered with in a political system.

[JaminHell]

wow Direct Democracy? never heard of it before..can you tell me alittle about it. sounds cool :)

Hey thanks for talkin to me :-)

[ayouraa]

Haha, well, a Direct Democracy is where the people of a nation or state vote on everything that has to do with politics, therefore the people are the real government instead of having a corrupted politician representing them. For example the US would have never went to war with Iraq if it was under a direct democracy because practically any body with half a brain would not want have wanted a raise in their taxes. Direct democracy only works with a small population though, for many reasons.

[emodude123123]

Bush- funny as hell, stupid as hell

[W1ND0WP41N]

FUCK YOU!!!YOU FUCKING RED-NECK COKE HEAD!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHA!Nice!Haah­aha....A retard redneck with power,nothing funnier!....But for real,His words have always been funny...In a grim dark way...Good video anyways...twenty years from now,this shit of a human being,will be as hatted as Hittler in these present times!!!Fake or real,Its a masterpiece!!!

[Favreoholic]

bush, you were one of the good ones. rest in peace out of the white house.

[paulgreenfields]

Damn this is funny.

[naujitii]

If Bush was a good president and he was not corrupt, then with the jokes he makes, he would be a hell of a good president.

[bodang1234]

Your president is a stand up comedian

hahah

[KramerRocker88]

thank u verry much

[djozeff]

Wow, he can't even deliver a hackneyed script. Notice how his delivery is exactly that of when he gives 'Presidential' speeches? It's because he doesn't have any speaking skills at all!

I can't wait for when they arrest him and his cabinet for war crimes. His administration successfully hijacked our country for a profitable war and nobody noticed.

[87fg]

WORST PRESIDENT EVER

[xcef2005]

Very Creative......

not really

[87fg]

Another Bush supporter think everything is great and wonderful. I like a president who can't win a war. I like one who can hardly speak either. lol

[xcef2005]

Yeah your right....Who am I to think we live in the greatest country in the world and even though the so called "Media" we watch on TV only shows you all the evils. The truth is we have it better then any other country in the world. So your right I think we live in a great and wonderful place. Its called American buddy and if you dont like it, your more then welcome to move to a place where if you make a comment about the president. You'll mysterious disappear. You know like communist china.

[87fg]

We will be like Communist China if we continue to support the Patriot Act and Fisa bill.Better than any other country? With Foreclosure, high crime rates, college students unable to pay for school, and, racial tension? I don't think so.

[xcef2005]

Yeah considering that in some country, kids cant even afford to go to elementary school. Yet your talking about College in America. How brainwashed are you by the Liberal media?

[87fg]

There is no such thing as liberal media. Fox News,CNN, MSNBC, and, other networks are controlled by the five media giants. Most of those CEOs are conservatives. As for shcools have you seen the ones in the inner city? What good is an education if it does not have high quality? You must be blind.

[xcef2005]

Wow did you just call MSNBC conservative? If thats the case then I think you must be the blind one lol. And doesnt CNN stand for the Clinton News Network?

[87fg]

Is that your poor attempt at humor? Viacom, Disney, Aol Time warner, and, various corporations are doing hostile take overs of news companies. CNN stands for cable news network and it was the first to be established (1980). Ted Tuner is a conservative alright and started this mess. When he founded CNN it was the death of real journalism.

[xcef2005]

Wow youve been so brainwashed. Are you trying to call Ted Turner a conservative. Is this the same Turner that refered to some Christians as "Jesus Freaks" Or how about the Ted Turner that is against abortion. Sorry buddy but most Conservatives are the exact opposite of Ted Turner. Sorry to ruin your pathetic attempt at a comeback. But if you'd like to try and lie to me some more. Go ahead because you'll fail every time.

[87fg]

The establishment of CNN was largely helpful to the neoconservative movement. Without the first 24 hour news network there would not have been Fox news (1996). I was not trying to come up with comebacks I'm telling you facts. Conservatives don't all agree on every issue. There are people in the Religious right, fiscal conservatives, and, neoconservatives.

[87fg]

Nothing I have said here is a lie. The economy is in decline, troops are being killed in Iraq, and, Corruption has gotten worse. Watergate, Iran-Contra, the Valerie Plame Affair,and, the lies about WMDs in Iraq were done by Republicans. This you can't ignore.

[bearsy4usa]

i love my President..he can take the punches from you libs...he's from Texas!!

[jaymoore299]

Yep just another redneck retard from Texas.

[xcef2005]

Yep just another tree huger from Boston

[87fg]

I love a poor economy, a lost war in Iraq, and, political corruption. That is what you said.

[xcef2005]

YEAH! BUSH is so corrupt, he's not like the Clinton's or Kennedy's right. Because Democrats don't do bad things in office. They are angels sent from heaven to work in the white house.

Are you F*cking kidding me?

[87fg]

Watergate, Iran-Contra, and, the whole Alberto Gonzales issue, What do you call that?Random acts that happen by chance.

[xcef2005]

Yeah your so right. I mean its not like Clinton passed on his chance to capture Osama Bin Ladin right? O yeah he did.....Damn

[87fg]

The economy was just fine in the 90s. Bush missed Bin Laden at Tora Bora with all the support and military capability at his disposal. So what is Bush's excuse? Iraq obviously, which was a senseless venture.

[87fg]

No I'm not brainwashed. There are people who think there is a link between Bin laden and Saddam. You cannot defend a president who completely ignores the Constitution. Try being aware of how the power structure manipulates the public.

[vberenstein]

i can't believe that! im sure he wrote those jokes, they're so stupid!!

[eugenmales]

well, the president can afford a good comedy writer... he looks like he doesn't even know what the jokes are all about... somebody just told hi: It's funny. don't worry!

[b9keith]

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[joejoeirish]

no politicain writes ther own speeches.

[icequeen13085]

he has a funny speech writer, i'll give him that

[walawee]

he doesnt write his own speeches...

[imperssonal]

I can't believe he actually made a speech that made me smile after 8 years.

[krpoun]

Brilliant!

[killerkeenan]

Pfft Bush...what a guy!

[CaliBeach0007]

President Bush is still the Man! That Webb crack was especially great!

[Echo630]

You all know he didn't write those, right?

[burd08]

i'm not simpathizing with him, cause he gets on my nerves, but this some crazy funny stuff, why ruin it with talks relating to war... it aint like he can stop it when he is at a dinner party.

[reallynotreally]

you *do* realize that this all came from speechwriters, right? his delivery is OK, but this was in all likelihood the product of a team of ex-humanities students who had guidelines to choose only those issues that Bush was already tanking on (no mention of iraqi pullout date). It's decent humor, but it's in no way politically challenging like Colbert was at the time.

[yellville]

Some professional stand-up comics don't write their own acts, either. And for that matter, presidents usually don't write <i>any</i> of their speeches...

[ConsecutiveHITZ]

so he's good at something atleast.

[katatonic]

ha ha ha

[schoonero]

W is a genuinely funny guy. Who'd you rather have a beer with? (alcohol free of course) Bush or any of the people who hate him?

[yellowcyclone]

i think he def is. i'm a liberal and i can't stand his administration but to me he does seem like a guy who'd be fun to hang out with

[laundryday2]

same here

[tehmaleman]

That's exactly it. I may disagree with a lot of his policies, but he is a funny guy. And it also shows us that right and left, at the end of the day, are all people.

[bamapachyderm]

I laughed out loud at the Webb crack! HA!

This is what I like about Bush the best--his self-effacing humor ("You know you've botched it when people sympathize with lawyers.") It's exactly what the humorless left doesn't get--AT ALL. ;-)

(Can you imagine teh Goracle, Obama, or Hillary stiffly doing this?)

[kennedyucla]

well said

[glocksout]

I doubt that. Gore is quite funny, have you seen him on SNL or in An Inconvenient Truth? Obama is also quite funny.

[zomgwtflolbbq]

Nice to see he still has a sense of humor after all these years in such a tough job. Very funny!