Ontario sucks by the Arrogant Worms

[Muhahahahaha49]

Ouch Alberta doesn't suck but Calgary does? Oh noes!

[huju141]

Alberta all the way!

[Kaykayslayer1]

ok the only thing i disagree with is that Calgary sucks

[MISSFRAS3R]

Bitch



[ElementBoy27]

Why isn't there any Brantford?

[BaileyIsAmazing6]

aw come on u had to say thunder bay!?!?!?!?!

[fozziefan]

I'm from toronto and i think this is hilarious.

[MISSFRAS3R]

this video sucks

[SociallyAwkwardTeen]

@MISSFRAS3R you suck.

[blakerwalk]

This isnt by the arrogant worms. Its by 'three dead trolls in a baggie'.

[GR7Mproductions]

you fucking lieing american

[ashterpantz]

@kerrmitc Actually Alberta isnt. People in Toronto are more american then alberta will ever be

[weixu1234567890]

THEY SHOULD HAVE PUT U IN A TREE AND TORRTURED YOU AND YOU SUCK

[weixu1234567890]

.....IM FROM ONTARIO.........

[daleksec666]

@weixu1234567890 me too!

[eastonhockey1000]

cows, dirt and wheat, sounds awesome! I would love to live in alberta, NOT

[eldabin]

only problem with this is that it's not the arrogant worms. it's actually a group called three dead trolls in a baggie. but thanks for coming out.

[kerrmitc]

haha it's funny since Alberta is the shitiest Provence in Canada...bunch of Americans they are!

[Splitdimond5]

@kerrmitc the band is from Canada...

[bornsolebrother]

major citys in Ontario are shitty... come to a small town its great. Georgian bay is clean..

[ericzap]

I think the song is great but I don't think OP understands satire.

[Zinks29]

Quebec isn't revolting anymore, it's quite calm in Montreal

[InCoRrEcTlY1]

Hey come on, Calgary does not suck!!

We all have a sense of humor too I mean my L.A. Teacher showed us this video and we live in Calgary.

[ThePetahs]

526 people live in ontario



[3akoscielski]

Windsor does kinda suck, even though i live right outside of it. I blaim Detroit though, they pollute everything :)

[SnakeHuntr]

Thy're right, Calgary does suck!

[MockJayFire]

This is aweeeeeesome!

[pjezierski]

A very old picture of the blue water bridge...now we got 2.

[pjezierski]

you come over the bwb to po ho and cannot do the speed limit!

[sErgEantaEgis12]

I love the song and I'm from Québec (and I love Ontario).

[Megs135887]

Ontario really does suck (I'm from Ontario) and yeahh Ottawa realllllyyyy sucks, take it from someone who grew up there :P

[careerwavers]

lol everything said in this video is wrong lmfao

[Squiggles1999]

Alberta is the place to be. deal with it

[asdf8136]

Ya go Edmonton!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[allthewayawesomeful]

maybe all the provinces suck alone but together they make one awesome country!

[krazykerri789]

LOOOL I live in Ontario, an it's alright... But I still find this song funny as HELL!!!! I met meekakitty in Toronto yesterday so that's a plus for Canada...Woot.

[animeotaku151]

This was funny as hell!!! :D

[19belle97]

I disagree!!!!!! -3 Ontario!

[accdentificashion]

Shwa bitch here it sucks..

[XXforeverXinsaneXX]

...Isn't this song by three dead trolls in a baggie? Not the arrogant worms.

[mdtalley]

@XXforeverXinsaneXX Yes, but there's some kind of interbreeding between the two comedy groups.

[PolarRook]

Guys, this song is a joke! CALM DOWN.

Canadians, we're known for our sense of humour and ability to make fun of ourselves. Ever hear of the famous Comedians John Candy, Jim Carrey, Mike Myers, Brent Butt, and our comedy shows, Corner Gas, Red Green Show, Kids in the Hall, SCTV?

ALL COMEDY. This song included! God! It's a joke! Gotta love my country and it's citizens, eh? -_-

[hekjatink]

"Alberta! Doesn't suck!"

Umm you pronounced British Columbia wrong!!!

Love this song haha

[canadian01978]

I threw the puck at the guy playing the organ!!!

[canadian01978]

I'm a proud Torontonian, suck it!!!!

[ac252000]

and yet, Ontario is the 2nd best province in canada! Fancy That

(Saskatchewan is the best)

[jasrogg]

What about Kingston?

[jasrogg]

ITs a place to live and grow......

[blackbite50]

You fools this song makes fun of eeryoe at once! Whats there to be made about?

[TheMW3L3G3ND]

hahaha this fagott got jumped when he came to ontario

[TheFlowDee]

fuck u

[TrueBlueCanuck]

montreal sucks

[TriGuy10011]

U can add Justin Beiber to this list, hes from Ontario too

[101Jared]

@TriGuy10011 no hes from another planet. hes not welcome in my country damnit.

[sunnydale22]

@NancyToday I love your comment! Ontario is beautiful, and those who think otherwise haven't truly seen Ontario<3

[sunnydale22]

@xx0960xx TRUE!<3 Ontario IS better than NY.

[sunnydale22]

@FoziaAbdi Sorry but the oil didn't really go down, and the boom isn't busted. Canada still heavily relies on the products from the oil sands in Alberta and the economy here is basically the best in Canada. I love Ontario; I love every province in my country. You saying that Edmonton and Calgary suck is your opinion, but it doesn't change what great cities they are... Grow up, some.

Or smarten up. Or both.

[sunnydale22]

@dillybarfire Yeeee Albertans!(;

[sunnydale22]

@shawny900 Yet ironically, much of Canada depends on the oil sands in Alberta as they are the second-biggest plots on earth. *You*, even, likely use the oil in some way or another that is from the work that goes on there. Many companies in Alberta reforest the areas that are mined, it provides literally millions of jobs, and oh yeah- the country relies on its products. You probably need to research a little on Alberta and the importance of the oil sands, and what it is ACTUALLY like.

[MultiXsunnyx]

Ontario does not suck u idiots I'm from Ontario

[Algonquin]

Canadians don't hate Canada... period.

[8thprecinct]

toronto has nothing to offer besides the blistering cold winter and ugly asians.

[ProudToNotBeRacist]

I like this song! I don't hate Ontario, or anywhere on Earth really, but this always makes me laugh :) Even though I'm from Quebec!

[nathanomgnathan]

This song sucks, thats for sure. Only a couple of unpatriotic humourless shitheads would make a song like this.

[somegalfromcan]

I'm pretty sure this is Captain Tractor, not The Arrogant Worms.

[azoofalo]

@somegalfromcan Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie, actually.

[somegalfromcan]

@azoofalo My bad!

[JeniferEmily]

I resent that, but this is effin hilarious!

[FootLooseFancyFree95]

You know why Alberta is always so windy right? Cause B.C. sucks and Saskatchewan blows!

[RaineAtMidnight]

@FootLooseFancyFree95 That joke hits a little close to home... *Glares at -40 windchill*  You're right, though ;)

[FootLooseFancyFree95]

@RaineAtMidnight Yeah it's pretty chilly right now, that's for sure!

[Noblity54]

@FootLooseFancyFree95 LOL Thanks that brightened my day

[FootLooseFancyFree95]

@Noblity54 Lol np, I'm glad you got a laugh out of it!

[101Jared]

personally I lived in Ontario for 18yrs of my life and experiencing other countries and every province I cant say I hate ontario but I certainly do not like it, I live in B.C now and it has grown to be my favorite province plus the weed is dank... and thats all I got to say stay happy canada !

[yodellikeyoumeanit09]

I'm Ontario and I find this offensive

[thebestsavage]

@yodellikeyoumeanit09 lol

[TheSlushie9]

i live in ontario, and i laugh my head off every time i hear this

[100warby]

Yes ontario doesint suck!!!!!!But i like the song

[APHetalia99]

I'm from Ontario and I could not stop laughing.

[ProudToNotBeRacist]

@APHetalia99 Off topic, sorry, but your username is epic :)

[marzman202]

@WooSuckyMyBalls friggin fuck you bud! Don't talk shit aboot Hamilton eh! You'll get dickered if you say that in Hamilton

[WooSuckyMyBalls]

Ontario does suck, Deal with it. I wouldn't have it any other way. The best part is they didn't mention the worst city in all of Ontario, Hamilton.

[XFALLENSAVIORX]

Nobody in alberta wants to be a cowboy past the age of 7 and Calgary is fucken awesome

[nexgenvisual2345]

it aint to bad until u get to saskathewan because there are more than old people and more cows if that is good but alberta is good except for wanna be cowboys

[funnygirl100heyjude]

hahahahh i'm a proud and patriotic ontarian and torontian and i still appreciate the humour of this. i mean their really complimenting ontario and putting down alberta. think about it. lots of cows and grass? not really a crazy selling feature. it's a cute song. so dont get all offended. it's A JOKE.

[123spetnaz]

first of alln the song is good but ontario rocks call me a retard i will beat u wih kessels hockey stick

[Paultjuh92]

and still I love Ontario :)

[SnakeHuntr]

Gosh, love Alberta. Lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. Thumbs up for Alberta.

[Gjorp]

I hate this song. I'm a retard.

[candybar379]

don't forget tamworth. It sucks worse than any thing else

[VeronicaJamieG]

LOL Bush picture ..!!hahahaha get yr fact straight before u edit the video!!lol BUSH IS YOURS BIATCH!! LOLLLLL need I say more...

[theedit123]

Ontario's awesome fuck this song

[jdunks11]

@theedit123 you're a loser, everywhere but ontario and africa is awesome. FUCK YOU!

[SirTimbo]

Sarnia does suck.

[TheRealEveryonebutu]

ontario -and the men are dumb

(shows picture of two two Americans)

im not from ontario nor do i prefer it but i just see a flaw in the logic

[wardragonprime]

Why does Canada have better social services than America?

It doesn't spend all its money on the military.

[Cman21921]

ohh come on he doesn't hate Canada hes just making a vid...

but ya the leafs suck...

Toronto is like Newyork but w more friendly and less fat pepeol and a little smaller

[LilDrummerGirl1989]

@BeatifulDevil24 you're right, it's three dead trolls in a baggie

[AniRemi]

ALBERTA - wait, I'm American. *goes away*

[LeFucker18]

haha at least you didint say marathon because then i would get my boy to find you and kick you haha jk

[arianarochellebanana]

DONKEYS YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS SHOULD JUST GO AND SCREW EACHOTHER CUZ YOU AND THAT SONG ARE SOOOO GAY!

[arianarochellebanana]

GO SCREW A FLUTE

[arianarochellebanana]

I FREAKING HATE YOU JERKS

[BradleyTO]

i live in toronto and i love this song!!!!!!!! :)

[BeatifulDevil24]

this isnt the arrogant worms.......

[TheDigiDestined16]

@MrSakukoivu11 you mean the team that is currently the best team in Canada? and Montreal isnt even in a playoff spot LOL

[RedSamuriPowerRanger]

I live in southern ontario and I like my city even though the traffic lights are slow but its still a great city GO Ontario!

[trenternst]

Hoping that if I become the twentieth person to mention that this is a song by Three Dead Trolls in A Baggie (who hail from Edmonton, thus the point of the song) and not the Arrogant Worms (Who hail from Ontario, which'd make this song a real head scratcher), that someone might actually change the title.

Although since it has survived four years unscathed, I'm not holding out hope.

[Paigesaysno]

The Arrogant Worms are the best. xD

[cculhane100]

The only good thing about Toronto is the Hockey Hall of Fame

[JTF2X]

thank god for alberta

[shiveringpotato]

D: i live in calgary. .

[RodderDay]

EDMONTON!!!!! Boo yeah!!! (Admittedly I love most of Canada, but this song is hilarious)

[ch3p3p3]

W00t, most of Ontariario hates the T[dot], plus Ontario has almost half of Canada's population, that's why Ontario IS Canada! Haters gonna hate.

[RodderDay]

@ch3p3p3 But Alberta's got the money money!

[ch3p3p3]

@RodderDay they did until the recession hit :P

[RodderDay]

@ch3p3p3

There was a recession?!

Didn't feel it here.

Jk.

But we still got the moneyz.

[Jacquenelle]

bahahahahaha!!! i LOVE this! proud to be from alberta, we're the only place on earth with no rats.

[loopylollypop27]

I feel hurt :( I live in Mississauga

[mrjetsfan98]

i live in manitoba and 1.9 people per square km is enough haha

[mrjetsfan98]

NORTH BAY SUCKS! haha

[MrSakukoivu11]

ontario dosent suck its just he saw toronto playing hockey they suck not ontario

[pchoooooooo]

@MrSakukoivu11 You spelt "Ottawa" wrong. You can thank me with a riot down the street if you even make the playoffs this season!

[Zillionatom]

@MrSakukoivu11 Basicly all of Toronto sucks. ALBERTA!

[PianoXfan1]

@MrSakukoivu11 Yeah Toronto sucks thats why they have the highest NHL scorer and the 4th highest NHL scorer and oh yeah they are in a playoff spot.

Toronto Maple Leafs totally suck for sure.

[obiwanobiwan13]

@digdig66 Hey now, we don't have slums and shitty water and rent too high and--

Oh, right...I live near Los Angeles.

Never mind. ;)

(But FUCK THE LA KINGS...ANAHEIM DUCKS FOREVER!) :)

[gotnojokes2]

ya toronto really is a shitty... wait i live in toronto

[Cesmust]

Canada is...serviceable...but Ontario? Ontario just sucks. Don't even bring up Toronto.

[gordon5528]

Haters gonna Hate...



[TheActualAstrid]

i love how they don't mention the city i live in in Ontario!! XD i live 3 hours from Toronto south and and one hour from Windsor soooooo appearantly where i live doesn't suck!! :P

[rockfan2345]

good thing i live in edmonton o.o

[LooksLikeARainstorm]

Hello from Grande Prairie Alberta and honestly I don't hate any part of Canada but this song is fricken hilarious! Lola I lived in the territories for 5 years and they were filled with drunks and snow but it wasn't so bad :)

[SuperUkelover]

Come on, Toronto doesn't suck that much. (Don't hate on them) But the song is FUNNY! HILARIOUS!

[Hummerduck246]

This song is really good. :P I heard what you said about Manitoba sucking and I was like, "Yeah.... We kinda do.... I miss Alberta! >.< " :P

[The1964trap]

all of the things suck like pie

[The1964trap]

yes PIE sucks

[rbkdude911]

PEI doesnt suck? im from PEI and we may be small but we have lots of tourist that comes to our island every year!!

[Scotchietape19]

LOL Im from Calgary. This whole song is a troll and I love it. Im sitting here like "YAY ALBERTA, COOL, WE DON'T SU-" "But Calgary sucks." Oh........ nvm >_>

[searchoverload8]

I think we of the Northwestern Ontario Region should become our own province and just say "fuck you!" to the southerners.

[QuietMaus]

I concur... NWT is way too cold. Global warming, hurry up. Haha

[MegaVenom777]

Quebec is sooooo freakin beautifull and I am from BC..

[IMCRAZIER2THEMAX]

YOU HATE US CUZ WERE 2 SMALL??!! GEE THNX.....

IS THIS BIG ENOUGH FOR YOU??

[herro0098]

Calgary is better than Edmonton.

[Ammoniummetavanadate]

This is actually by "Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie" not the arrogant worms.

[themapleeh]

NORTHWEST TERRITORIES

[ashterpantz]

Calgary doesnt suck! Edmonton's worse :P Im from both Ontario and Alberta and I have to agree I prefer Alberta

[Superglue1989]

owner of the video should update the leafs suck part, leafs 1st place in the NHL!

[Ilmvm258]

I live in Toronto and love this song :D lmao

[NLSLproductions]

i think o should make a parody of this song, it shall be called burnaby sux

[charturn1]

the ironic thing is that their career started in ontario

[charturn1]

All you people who are mad about this video and saying that these people are full of themselves are pretty stupid. They're called ARROGANT worms, so they'll obviously be full of themselves

[hexers5]

Fuck you all Ontario is Baws.

[barachdan]

The Arrogant Worms are made up of individuals that are totally in love with themselves. No one has told them that they are lame and they never were any good. These guys are the product of a society that is too afraid to let on how terrible they've always been. Just a very pathetic aspect of Canadian culture. There is nothing here, There's great humor out there but the collective minds of these irritating people don't supply. It's all happened before with horrors like Wayne and Shuster.

[Divide808]

@barachdan and...who is supposed to care?

[Salvus967]

I admit I laughed at this song but Ontario is the greatest part of Canada. And I must say, Alberta really is the shittiest, asshole of Canada. People from Alberta are terrible people. The great lakes region is also a unique place, and not duplicated anywhere else on the planet. Go fuck yourself Alberta, your Province is a total shit hole.

[ichikana1]

@Salvus967 Thanks asshole. Have you ever been to Alberta? I've lived here my entire life and I couldn't live anywhere else because the rockies are also unmatched around the world. The people are not assholes, in fact most of them are very good people. So go fuck YOURself. :)

[Salvus967]

@ichikana1 Yes, I've been to Alberta. The rockies are the only thing you have. Calgary is a pleasant enough city I guess, but Edmonton is horrible. There is no history in Alberta and it is full of drunk, belligerent Natives (I really don't mind Native people, unless they are drunk and belligerent). Ontario is far more beautiful in my opinion, and it's economy drives the country. Before you found oil, Ontario held all of you on it's back.

[4thwatcher777]

It's called The Toronto Song I think

[cculhane100]

The only place i really love being in Ontario is Belleville. The Toronto airport sucks!

[SazVlogs]

This is not an Arrogant Worms song, it is Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie. JUST saying.

[guns5050]

Toronto sucks b.c is cool

[guns5050]

northern ontario isn't bad but southern ontario SUCKS!!

[hanmerboys]

its funny becouse the Leafs are currently the top Canadain team right now

GO LEAFS GO

[hanmerboys]

Toronto is great i don't know why everyone is complaining id prefer to live there than Calgary or Montreol

the only places id like to live in if i had to move away from Sudbury would be

Toronto

Quebec city

Vancouver

or Edmonton

[retrogamer149]

it's funny because Ontario has the biggest population than any other of the territories/provinces :P

[Salvus967]

@retrogamer149 Yep, hence, it's tax payers put the most money into the country.

[tbndeereman75]

the 3 worst places in canada are #1 quebec #2 ontario #3 bc Best is alberta for sure. But I live in damn bc....

[Kuckzilla]

Quebec is the best province :D

[AZ094243]

HEY! Lake Erie doesn't suck, its the bestt Great Lake. And, as an American teenager, I know EVERYTHING (really though, I grew up in Ohio, its a great lake)

[pb1813]

@AZ094243 I agree and I live near it

[pb1813]

ya french atless your not Quebece there revolting

[TonyCapacchione]

@pb1813 I'm from Quebec...French people are alright, Quebecois are goddamn annoying though.

[pb1813]

@TonyCapacchione and the habs suck

[VOCALOID401]

i grew up in ontario and it sucks compared to newfoundland & labrador it's beautiful being near the magnifence beautiful ocean coast and we do not talk weird, we have an accent just like people from other places, we're no different than you

[xilikesquirrelsx]

i lived in ontario for a couple years and ive never met ANYONE meaner than people in Ontario im not saying there all mean but compare Ontario to New-Brunswick you would wonder.. WTF is wrong with these people ..

and yes NB doesn't have the best malls but at least they have beautiful scenery, FRENCH SCHOOLS (that aren't catholic nor private -,-), clean fresh air, and incredibly nice/helpful people

[tops303]

Ontario is a beautiful province, except for toronto, that sucks

[jnyhof]

@tops303 ontario rock my friend will find you!

[tops303]

@jnyhof you will find me?

[Judemood]

LIAR!!!!!! CALGARY DOES NOT SUCK!!!!!!! i hope you know im not mad im just making a point

[ouellet222]

i form québec and i love it, but that dos not mean that i hate all the rest of canada