Sandra-Lee-Induced Seizure

[kimmy1984]

@ 1:40 dead at 1 cup of  chicken broth added to the cocktail!!! LOL!!!!

[franvi77]

jews, jews, jews, jews, jews, jews

[RevelationGJS]

Sandra Lee and most of these other so called chefs on food network suck except for chefs on iron chef like Mario Batali

[RevelationGJS]

It's not expresso stupid bitch, it's espresso!!!

[Sleexb]

She's the Julia Child of our times

[hooooookary]

@Sleexb YOU TAKE THAT BACK

[thepwnofwow]

JEWS

[blingblingishere]

TABLESPOONS.



[soccerman158]

im going to her grocery store and buying all the precut mushrooms

[MelaniePeterson99]

0:37 did anyone get that?? i think so.......

[zeldafreak701]

I bought presliced mushrooms over the other the whole mushrooms. But they were on sale and were cheaper. =|

[thewhiterabbt]

EXPRESSO YOURSELF.

[JonnyMacJay]

u can't blame the woman for loving a thick long 9 inch cock

[Litawyn]

Please teach this idiot how to pronounce ESSSSSSSpresso. There's no X in it.

[tdubbb]

omg sweet jeeeesus @ 0:35

[kranktank]

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL-U­SH!

[455898334]

1:05 jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews

[gyromatic52]

You sure are delicious and beautiful Sandra.

[ptownneal]

This is my mostest favorite!!!!

[xAiiRPLANES]

ohmygodwhathefuckisgoingon.

[BorderCityBandit]

she needs to shut up and stop cooking,she should take her clothes got to the bedroom lay down and get spread eagle, thats what she is good for, leave the cooking to a professional

[paxvobiscum5]

SOOOO HILAR!!!



[mikeyroller]

I like the part where she repeated herself...

[paxoutfools]

0:04-0.:04.5 who knew a vase could be a cocktail glass?

[LupeFiascoMFDOOMFan]

Best video ever. LOL.

[BiotechRozark]

long thick 9 inch cock lol

[jcane526]

@3TNT3 you are a poet and a scholar. I've never seen such clever wordsmithing in a youtube response. You deserve a Darwin Award.

[3TNT3]

@jcane526 According to Darwin, you should be extinct by now.....

[Rumpelteazerpink]

I can feel my brain cels dyinggggggggghh ok im slipding out of myy chair

[marlasoaresesilva]

>0:36 - 0:39< who heard "loooong dick" ?

[ptownneal]

@marlasoaresesilva I think it was "9" long COCK"...

[3TNT3]

LOL! She is such a JOKE. But she sure does have a nice pair, that's for certain.

[CaptCrewSock]

She's probably the talk type who refers to herself in the third person that you would hear saying "Not now honey, Sandra hasn't had her cocktail time yet"!!!

[AznRUs]

I finished in the first 30 seconds.

[Xello998]

lush

[estoylocos]

@rockergirl83 You'd probably be less uptight if you did.

[rockergirl83]

@estoylocos took you a year to respond? Sheesh that must have been one big hangover estoylocos! You go on and have a cocktail with her, we prefer to hate her hideous disgusting slop she calls food.

[zeldafreak701]

About the mushroom thing, did any of you not realize that given her 'specialty', her kitchen probably wasn't equipped with a knife. Among other proper kitchen tools.

[SiliconeBunny]

closed my eyes, laughed so bad my nose bled :D

[LupeFiascoMFDOOMFan]

Psuedo- Cooking from Sandra Lee. ICE AGE COMING, ICE AGE COMING, ICE FROM SANDRA LEES COCKTAILS WILL BE FALLING ON WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST, AND THE CHILDREN FIRST CAUSE AUNT SANDY LOVES THE IMPRESSIONABLE YOUTH!!!!!!!!! WHOSE IN A COCKTAIL, WHOSE IN A COCKTAIL, ITS THE VODKA FIRST, THEN THE SCOTCH, RUM and WINE!!!! DON'T FORGET THE WINE!!!! BOY CALL THAT WINE AND DINE!!!!!

[pbandpolo123]

id tap that

[bfindley92]

Sandra Lee is the only exception when women are told to get back into the kitchen

[hecklephone99]

They should add a section where she says, "Pumkin pie spice, PUMKIN pie spice. This already has cinnamon and nutmeg and allspice. PUMKIN...PIE...SPICE. This would cost 12 dollars for each separate spice but this is only 2 dollars! PUMKIN pie spice. They invented me a pumpkin pie spice vodka! PUMKIN PIE spice.

[hecklephone99]

KARRRISSPY!

[TheFakeAsiansXD]

she's a "cook" and she dosen't even cut her god dam mushrooms???

[Turtlecub78]

@TheFakeAsiansXD The point of the show is Semi-Home Made...do the math LOL

[MelAndLayna9998]

0:36

Go there

Thank me later

[WhiteThunder14]

Tony the tiger? 0:30 - 0:40

[BurnGamer03]

I watched it several times and then watched it with the subtitles and it's so much funnier!

[SavingRubyRed]

OMG this is funny!

[jcane526]

jews jews jews jews jews jews jews

Sandra Lee is anti-semitic.

[dontworrystayhapa]

the sick bastard who compiled this clip is fucking GENIUS!!!

[mangofiend333]

espresso does not have an x!!!!! aaaa!!!!

[BOSOX9004]

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!!!!!

[GianLeMort]

Wait wait wait...how does her ENTIRE kitchen's color scheme change to match her outfit!?

[SoSassy234]

@GianLeMort Because that drunk bitch is fuckin' fabulous.

[TruthIsEvil]

By the time she'd finished saying DELICIOUS I wanted to punch her, put her foot in the blender and throw her head through the wall.

*Calm*

[madisonyrskull]

my balls hurt!!

[ClariceAntoinette]

My local aquarium

[abracadaverous]

My head esploded from the expresso.

[MrSaddleMaster]

@abracadaverous EXpresso? Really?

[XenoGenome]

@MrSaddleMaster

Watch the video, Saddlebags.

[abracadaverous]

@MrSaddleMaster Are you sure we were watching the same video?

[79jimmyjames]

She loves it at 0:37

[cobaltwill215]

take it..take it..take it!

[wnicholassi]

She needs some new adjectives LOL! She also needs to learn how to pronounce "espresso." Hmm...where's my cock...tail?

[nateatonu]

frosted flakes! great! great great great!

[dachicagoan]

Get out of the kitchen!!!

[OneBigScoop]

l m a o

[hakarumonoka]

JEWS!!!

[witchy90210]

Paprika?

[mikee414]

OMG, THE BEST VIDEO I've seen all day!! Good job whoever made it!

[Zoombus]

10 minutes laterrrr!

[nokomarie1963]

Bang on with the description. Joosbox!

[hooooookary]

i bet bourdain fap himself to death w/ this video also

[hooooookary]

this is the best video OF ALL TIME

[radicallytubular]

expresso?

[alna1287]

somewhere, Tony Bourdain is having an aneurysm.

[AtomicLiliRetroValfa]

press 3 for naughty Sandra!

[MelaniePeterson99]

0:37

Nuff Said

[MelaniePeterson99]

0:37

Nuff said

[PlushieLenny]

Delicious, Delicious, Delicious, Delicious, Delicious, Delicious, Delicious, Delicious, Delicious, Delicious, Delicious, Delicious, Delicious, Delicious, Delicious, Delicious, Delicious, Delicious, Delicious, Delicious, Delicious, Delicious, Delicious, Delicious, Delicious, Delicious, Delicious, Delicious, Delicious, Delicious, Delicious, Delicious, Delicious, Delicious, Delicious, Delicious, Delicious, Delicious, Delicious, Delicious, Delicious, Delicious

[KingdomheartsII]

Sandra Lee:

DUH-lishes, GORR-jess, YOH-mmy, LUH-shes, BEE-yootiful, GRR-eat (woah there Tony), CUCK-tail Time, *orgasm noises*.

[KingdomheartsII]

Sandra Lee:

DUH-lishes, GORR-jess, YOH-mmy, LUH-shes, BEE-yootiful, GRR-eat (woah there Tony), CUCK-tail Time, *orgasm noises*.

[KingdomheartsII]

Sandra Lee:

DUH-lishes, GORR-jess, YOH-mmy, LUH-shes, BEE-yootiful, GRR-eat (woah there Tony), CUCK-tail Time, *orgasm noises*.

[gabinobarreda]

im so having a seizure omg 4 real, im LMFAO XD thanks!

[shanagurl112]

it sounds like soda-licious

[Mijumaru500]

1:33

Thumbs up for "Cocktail Time" and vodka!

[wespolly]

@BlkJag08 9__9. You never learn, don't you? I'm actually 20.

Well, your starting to bore me. I'll leave you to your trolling hobby.*leaves*

[6TaraB]

1:06 - 1:11 Sandra Lee's Jews rant.

[slimfast67]

Looooong nine inch thick Cockt

[robhufford3437]

Also, a cup of...... CHICKEN BROTH!

[colorclown26]

I love her mushroom story... I don't even know what she said at 1:19..

[robhufford3437]

@colorclown26 She was STUNNED! lol

[eidolonlove]

LOL EXpresso. She can't even say espresso right...

[laurenoneil]

LOL'd through the whole thing. delicious!

[AmyRose16]

COCKTAIL TIIIIIIME~!

[franvi77]

LOOOOOOONG-THICK-9 INCH-COCK

[goliaboi]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA too funny

[ty2]

rofllmao - if you transcribe the video the part where she keeps saying juice is translated "to jews that jews jews jews gee whiz jews jews"

[TrillionGrams]

@ty2 HAHAHAHA!!! It did get "eXpresso" right.

[shanagurl112]

juicy

[YessirMadame]

we all need cocktail time after watching this lol

[PinkLaceBaby]

She's a greedy dumb bitch. haha and an alcoholic

[PCBTakeover]

10 MINUTES LATER?! Stop the ovens, Sandra has to chop mushrooms for 10 WHOLE minutes! OMG #KILLMAIMWASHREPEAT

[LOVEd3xt3r]

EXpresso?

[TheBaconEggAndCheese]

Believe it or not, I had no idea that Sandra Lee had become such an Internet meme. Wow.

[ThePastryDiva]

I heard that. lol

[chthonictonic]

Wow, you figure such a top-notch gourmet chef like Ms Lee would know it's espresso. What is expresso?

[SeilionMario]

I like the part where she says delicious

[TheSonya1966]

I LOVE SANDRA LEE SHOW ,,, BEAUTIFUL DECORATION AND GOOD FOOD THAN YOU SANDRA

[6Bene]

i would like to get drunk right now, just a little..

[vulcangrl13]

"Jews. Jews. Jews. Jews." "Thick, 9 inch cock." Oh God, I lost it. XD

[djsleezyc]

i'd hit it. i bet she takes it in the rump !

[GazeboLlama]

"and cilantro is kinda like the parsley for these countries in the east"

[sitara159]

"delicious" started sounding weird to me at :10.

[msbyrdoneill]

ex-presso, ex-presso, ex-presso

[OmgCameronWasHere]

y'knoww, her recipes are shit. i've had a few, and they're so stupid. they're just like, recipes on the back of her store-bought stuff, and she just makes them on tv.

[cmisamazingful]

0:36 "long, thick nine inch cock" 

[efingsandals]

She certainty does not look bad for her age, aside from the fact she is evil incarnate. While most certainly a step back for the culinary community something just stepped up in my pants. Though you couldn't pay me to eat that crap.

[sickmelodies69]

You gotta admit whether you like her cooking or not, she is a Milf and probably knows how to party (considering how often she uses vodka in her episodes).

[bruhager]

She should work for advertising Apple iPhone and iPads... Great, Fantastic, Wonderful, Awesome...

[jenniferlynneduffy]

omg, freaking hilarious!

[Hallucinosis]

JFC it's espresso, not EXpresso.

[hcronos]

No wonder Anthony Bourdain hate this bitch. She's the soccer mom of cooking

[MaxRenn1984]

I would wreak that

[Elyrabbit]

@MaxRenn1984 With a hammer.

[hexobject]

"TEN MINUTES LAAATER": I wonder how many times the governor has heard that...

[RareEmerauld86]

chicken broth????? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL­LLLLLL

[SammyySong]

I don't know if 1:37 "a cup of... chicken broth" was meant to be funny...

But I lollololol'd. xD

[BlueSkyDaisukiAyumi]

fabulous editing

[LivingOnDancing]

LOL if u really see this video listen to it carefully all the things she is saying is about her havin S*x

[bluetextonwhitebg]

SPOILER ALERT: it's not delicious.

[nickjonas91692lover]

delicious doesnt sound like a word

[livesingact923]

it sounds like she is saying Jews...not juice

[coolsims1234]

lmao

[cgbourke5150]

Kristen Bell sent me this. I'm curious what Kristen likes about this mash-up. I'll simply leave it alone. Kristen has an amazing persona, so let's just enjoy it cuz she does

[bobina05]

This woman scares the bejesus out of me!

[joealvarenga80]

Me too!!!!!

[ZaiaRan98]

Kristen Bell sent me here! :)

[scott29501]

I really admire Sandra Lee because of everything she's overcome, but I couldn't help but laugh at this video.

[noelle2344]

Who is this? *Espresso*, not *expresso*

[elementz1986]

Sandra Lee grew up really poor...like trailer park poor. No wonder she says stupid stuff like EXPRESSO.

[RancidHeart]

@elementz1986 I grew up "trailer park poor" as well, but I can cook and speak English better than Sandra Lee can. Please refrain from using old stereotypes. Just because you grow up poor doesn't mean you'll grow up to be a moron.

[hannahmkroll]

i just want her job.

[xXmochachocolateXx]

COCKTAIL TIME

[JessieJandKeshaFan]

Sandra Lee's Boobs

0:03 0:07 0:12 0:54 1:01 1:27 1:30 2:05

[illusionmagician]

"this already has vodka in it...buy the inexpensive stuff...lush...also a cup of chicken broth" 8D Ahaha

[theworldofwonder]

lol



[LondonDreads]

Is it me or at 1:50 when she picks up the second, orange glass.. it's like one of those fake food things where the drink is actually solid plastic or something.. I dunno, the liquid just doesn't seem to move at all when she picks it up.. Anyone else see that? lol

[rentatrip1]

loved the cup of chicken broth in the vodka

[NPO87]

I didn't get any seizures but I did laugh myself into a coma... lol

[rockergirl83]

SEMI-HOMEMADE = SEMI-FOOD = SEMI-EDIBLE = SANDRA LEE!!

[kadman66]

Lol @ 1:06. "Jews Jews Jews Jews..."

[LinksGirlFriend]

The worst part is, she doesn't even come up with these herself.

[LinksGirlFriend]

@ImALilMuch

How many American homes have you been in?

Not that I'll deny it, I love a glass of wine while I cook.

Then again I'm hardcore Italian.

[LinksGirlFriend]

EXPRESSO

[iAreSmileyFace]

delicious..... deliciousdeliciousdeliciousdel­iciousdeliciousdeliciousdelici­ousdeliciousdeliciousdelicious­deliciousdeliciousdeliciousdel­iciousdeliciousdeliciousdelici­ousdeliciousdeliciousdelicious­deliciousdelicioussooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooodeliciousde­liciousdeliciousdeliciousdelic­iousdeliciousdeliciousdeliciou­sdeliciousdelicious

[kortexsirvasil]

Nigella Lawson of the Wal-Mart frequenting demographics.

[thekat9900]

LOL "great long thick nine inch cut" hahahahaha!

[JoshJNYC]

@thekat9900 "great long thick nine inch COCK" is actually what she says. :)

[sirpoopalot7]

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Delicious. 

[DCnich]

EXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX­XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX­XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX­XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX­XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX­XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX­XXXXXXXXXXXpresso?

[Artemithable]

EXSPRESSOOOOOO TRAIN TO COCKTAIL TOWN aka VODKA TOWN

[YaelOmri]

Cocktail Time!

[cupicaik125]

Sometimes you just have to wonder if she ever did a tablescape sober... a better question would be if she has ever filmed an entire episode sober.

[abxxxh]

I LOVE Sandra Lee. She's like Julia Child, but hot!

[LinksGirlFriend]

@abxxxh

What an insult to Julia Child. Jesus.

[theBaron0530]

You'd drink, too, if you had to give it up to Andrew Cuomo every night. The vodka must help deaden the horror.

[wespolly]

1:12-1:18, Yeah, because god forbid you....*GASP* wash and cut your own mushrooms!

I'm guessing that the words "time, love, care and EFFORT" when it comes to cooking is beyond this lush. T__T

[turster]

@wespolly To be fair her show is about cooking fast for busy people. Well except for the whole tablescape thing.

[wespolly]

@turster Not to sound arrogant, but I go to college, have a part time job and I have to clean around the house, but I STILL have more than enough time to cook meals from scratch.(because I'm vegan, a lot of the recipes I use are quick, but cheap and healthy)

Honestly, there are a TON of chefs/bakers that work their asses off non-stop to get noticed...and yet, this lazy hack has her own show, even though she DROPPED OUT of Le Cordon Bleu after only 2 weeks. Now THAT is why I can't stand her.>8(

[turster]

@wespolly I am talking about the mom that works 9 hours and needs to make dinner before shuttling the kids to soccer practice.

@wespolly I hate jealous people.