WarGames - SHALL WE PLAY A GAME?

[OnyxCladGaming]

And thus, Fallout war created

[KarikoEmpire34]

1, 2, 3, 4, I declare Global Thermonuclear War.

[jadedmastermind]

"THHTOP!!!  IT'THH A THHHIMULATION!!!" The best part about this clip is that guy's thhpeech impediment!

[firedril101]

Lol ITS SIRI

[boyleroy107]

"You're not supposed to be running in here!" LOL - that is the most important thing - NO RUNNING!

[lestat34208]

Are you drinking from someones dirty glass from the bathroom? ewwwwwwww lololollol

[Private19872]

10:21

Yes, global thermonuclear war, where the only winning move is not to play.

[JDster4ever]

i would hate if he chose call of duty!

[glun]

0:33 - "This is really sad". Quality acting, eh.

[er10b]

4:28 'Shall we play a game?'

Classic.

[phocjame]

That girl. That acting.

"This is really sad."

With no trace of sadness whatsoever.

[emgex]

just type on google "Global thermonuclear war"

[Phi1618033]

7:15 "What's a tra-jeck-tory heading?" lol. Young Ally Sheedy. Totally adorable.

[er10b]

They should make a text to speech voice that sounds like WOPR exactly, then when someone calls me I can send a carrier tone down the line and after that 'Shall we play a game?'

[BTCRAIL101FILMS]

I want my ring tone to be: "You have a caller. Please pick up." And if I dont pick up it says: "Why dont you call them back?"

[TacomaPaul]

"Seattle!" "YEAH !" Too funny. ;-)

[circuitdesign]

What? The? F*CK?!!! The US is being attacked by thermonuclear weapons and the "general" only ups security status to DEFCON 3?!!!!!!! That is a DEFCON 5 situation, you retard, and I didn't even attend Westpoint!!!!!!!

No wonder this country is screwed.

[kefkaROX]

@circuitdesign

"I didn't even attend Westpoint"

No wonder, cause you don't know shit about about DEFCON. DEFCON 5 is peace. DEFCON 1 is "We're fucked" mode. Go attend military academy before you try to talk about it.

[nomargarciapara]

@kefkaROX LOLOLOLOLOL

[sierra087]

@kefkaROX -- Umm, no offense, but you can learn that simple fact without having to attend military academy. :P You are right though, of course, DEFCON 1 is "full [nuclear?] war", DEFCON 5 is "peace and tranquility". :-)

[rtsjoe]

@kefkaROX Nothing in this scene makes sense it's just a load of random cool shit's going on, it's totally badass!

[uniquekeanu]

@circuitdesign the reason it was put on DEFCON 3 not DEFCON 1 was because only the radar picked it up and not the satellites. they have comflicting reports and that is why it isn't the we're fucked mode, and also why they didn't bomb the shit out of the russians.

[posada432]

@circuitdesign Moron.

[UrWhiteMexican]

@circuitdesign Of course, this is a very peaceful situation.

[circuitdesign]

In the Persian Gulf nations of Bahrain and Qatar, U.S. military forces have now been put on the very highest state of alert, known as “Threat Condition Delta.” This alert condition is imposed on forces in two circumstances: when a terrorist attack has occurred, or intelligence has been received that action against a specific location is likely.

False flag attack coming soon?

[Misha070]

Man i love this movie

[DetroitTigersFan187]

Man imagine going back to 1980 and showing those kids an Ipad!

they will be mindfucked

[2Foxxy4U]

lol. The things we used to think computers were capable of back then. 

[TheWarRises]

Damn it Matthew! you have to aim for command and control centers! not useless targets like Las Vegas.

[cessna65423]

Terrorist always get the HOT CHICKS.

[TheLukeisfat]

I JUST LOST THE GAME!

[MisiurSB]

1:53 - I read

"You lose

The game"

[darrenholcomb42]

"Is this a game or is it real?". . . 'WHATS-THE-DIFFERENCE?'

[wisteela]

A classic.

[Cryssoberyl]

I think it would be kind of hard to concentrate with that damn siren blaring...

[Pynaegan]

"Shall we play a game?" gives me goosebumps when I hear it played that way.

[smileyking96]

@Pynaegan Shall we play a game? JIGSAW FUCK OFF WE HAVE BIGGER SHIT TO DEAL WITH!

[TheCupcakeQueen17]

i love David's face when he says "SEATTLE!" LOL i love this movie <3

[C2xEditor]

WUNDERBAR! ive been looking everywhere for this scene in german. :)

[omgsomeusername]

THE GAME. YOU LOSE.

[ThatGuyWithThePenis]

@omgsomeusername FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[DeathnoteBB]

I miss when movies were like this.

[DeathnoteBB]

Is the guy that's trying to find the computer password the kid that played Ferris Bueler? He looks exactly the same expect for the hair.

[hot4some1]

@DeathnoteBB yes it is. Matthew Brodrick

[DeathnoteBB]

lolz it's a mindfuck, it doesn't say "the game" it says "tie game"

[baggedyman]

Prehistoric Cleverbot.

[baggedyman]

0:47 Wrong movie.

[cdogxxx1234]

Y U NO CHOSE TO NUKE D.C.?????

[Alelip1000]

God damn it i lost the game

[sofarsogood9]

1:54 I just lost the game

[umega5]

this made me lose the game.

[somefellow12345]

Why do I expect Jigsaw to pop up after that sentence?

[Sora2314]

I have the pc game of this :p

[RayNixProductions]

That would've sucked if this was real life and he chose America.

[markoer]

A tumulus (plural tumuli) is a mound of earth and stones raised over a grave or graves. From Latin tumulus (“mound, hill”).

[ahhhhjjjj]

(I rarely EVER ask for thumbs up but) Thumbs up if after watching this trailer you went to Telnet!!!

[Ollydaviesftw]

It's the guy from Red Alert 2 haha

[BigBForBoss]

SHALL WE PLAY A GAME?

I WANNA PLAY A GAME.

Never trust those 2 sentences!

[xav233]

where are the canadians in the nato command room?

[Fairyslash]

Original Jigsaw or something?

[iEatPorkchop]

They should have just looped 0:00-0:06

[xlerosx]

ally is STILL hot.

Amazing the way she has stayed healthy

[JustAnotherPCGamer]

"Let's play global thermal nuclear war" :D

[boringlyawesum]

a girl in your room wraps her legs around you and you do nothing!

[W1i2l3h]

Dude, why can't the kid(btw is an excellent hacker) realize it's a military computer by the last few games like global thermonuclear war?

[athomicritics]

@W1i2l3h yeah i mean by the time in the early 80 if you were that good of a hacker you could say you were the smartest person on earth me i would have choose desert warfare because it was going to happen anyway (gulf war)

[hybrinoid]

That kid is fucking dumb.

Seriously, other than the whole "girl-in-his-room" thing, the first thing he plays with a near-magical machine is Thermonuclear War.

I wonder what would have happened if he chose Chess...

[chrisconwaypeters]

few million dollars everytime they have to scramble the fleet

[RedSunCZE]

BSOD...system lost...

[zomgbbqwth]

i could fuck her so hard~ wearing that sports bra and pussy tight stockings...

[Henners1991]

9:06

Dave has an aspie moment.

[Henners1991]

The first 30 seconds proves why reincarnation as a dog is win.

[bedlambikes]

They should TOTALLY do a remake of this film.....GREAT movie.

[applecheer276]

9:07 she was fucking seducing him and he's like, "okay?"

[bedlambikes]

@applecheer276 ---no kidding....What an IDIOT!!

[zyrobs]

Whoa, I only just noticed that General Carville from C&C Red Alert 2 was pretty much modeled after the pentagon general in this scene. Must be one of those 80s sci-fi nods that Westwood was famous for.

[Kangabox]

@zyrobs that IS General Carville, its the same actor XD

IMDB: Barry Corbin

[zyrobs]

@Kangabox holy crap, I didn't even recognize him with hair.

[Kangabox]

@zyrobs yeah, I didn't recognize him either until he spoke! XD

[AudioVisualMatter]

God I love how she does that at 9:05...."Your little friend."  So damn CUTE!!

[markoer]

@AudioVisualMatter I was thinking the same. Also, how the dog saved the World :-)

[hagamablabla]

I wish I could have this much fun fucking with the world over.

[MrRapRockClassic]

@hagamablabla And have homeland security knocking on your door saying you're under arrest? lol

[Sharoney]

I believe that's the late John Spencer from "The West Wing" in his first film appearance, at the console talking to the military guys at 7:27.

[12chapin]

What's the computer(pc) they used in this movie? Is it an Apple or IBM PC

[JDB808]

@12chapin AWWWW, That's cute!

ha! it's an IMSAI 8080 with Dual 8 inch floppies.

predates "mac or pc" by many years.

[ScooterMcBean]

I guess that instead of teaching computers to play chess, he should have been inventing airbags.

Also Aly Sheedy runs like a girl.

[trenthouse4life]

@ScooterMcBean so the major problem here is that a girl...is running like a girl?

[ScooterMcBean]

@trenthouse4life While you may have a point, it is my policy to only dispense opinions, and not to defend them.

[WhiteSlift]

But imagine how much tax money David wasted with his actions...all the scrambled bombers and stuff.

[trenthouse4life]

@WhiteSlift relax, it's all been budgeted for.

[WhiteSlift]

@trenthouse4life I know, I mean in his universe where this isn't a movie.

[WhiteSlift]

why isn't he wearing a shirt.

[aerO749]

haltet mal die 7 gedrückt xd

[Aramis7]

Man, this brings back memories.....

[ScorpioBornIn69]

This is one of my favorite movies, though from the Cold War era and remembering the Cold War.

[fecalinferno]

1:53. the game

[Anthonyk312]

@fecalinferno it says "tie game", not "the game"

[fecalinferno]

@Anthonyk312 well that's not nearly as much fun

[Frgo10]

So the presidents phone number is 4512 eh?

[Dnewb09]

Back then. Girls liked computer games too. lol

[JohnTheRipper222]

@Dnewb09 Wish it was still like that!

[pokemonmegaman]

Hmmm...

*opens command prompt*

[MrRapRockClassic]

@pokemonmegaman what's the telnet server for the WOPR comp lol?

[kerberos623]

@MrRapRockClassic 127.0.0.1

[FutureiMacuser]

This was DEFCON on steroids.

Time for new DEFCON. I feel like blowing China up.

[magnustabell]

what OS is he using in this movie i´ll like to know

[YJH1995]

@magnustabell BSD

[optionen100]

Cool ,german subtitles!

[Chucknorrisaurrus]

Somebody's playing a game with us... *takes off glasses* A war game...

YEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

[DetroitTigersFan187]

@Chucknorrisaurrus

u did it wrong. Youre supposed to PUT ON the sunglasses!

[enomis9393]

what about playing DEFCON?

[Zombiepull]

41... oh yea? that old .... WTF???

[PsychotronicWar]

Even the simple LOGIN: word on your monitor was a far much better Operating System than Windows...

[LyriiczBoii]

wish I was that dog

[Wargoat6]

that dude at 6:55 looks like John Holmes. Speaking of missles . . .

[saftydance2]

That guy with the beard reminds me of Mort the Jew.

[Cakerolled]

stereotypes everywhere



[mazecraze96]

WE ARE NOT BEING ATTACKED ITS A SIMULATION (fatass running like a fatass would)

[FilipH86]

Is that general carville from red alert 2???

[runforitscooby]

Young Ally Sheedy really looks like Emma Watson.

[PsychotronicWar]

@runforitscooby : Then it is a good idea for a remake having her for the role...

[SexSteakSoda]

Obviously she came over to bang, but this dipshit puts his shirt back on? Goddamn. I didn't think it was possible to cock block yourself until now.

[CrAZeDsoLdDieR]

@SexSteakSoda He also zips up his own penis pocket...

[Vlaew]

Shall-We-Play-A-Game?

[TheTonyMastodon]

What is that dog just doing outside?!?!?!

[heartattackdons]

!!! i saw this on the news 2 weeks ago !!!!!

[doublemandala]

I'd hit it...

[annenna]

I always crack up at David's glee over nuking Seattle.

[jakejamieson33]

Does anybody wonder why the golden retriever is in the front yard?

[jessicashade]

lol

[Cl455icCh4o5]

Been trying to find a game version of global thermonuclear war all afternoon, I wanted to blow america of the planet. Why has nobody released this as a game yet!

[mucusaur]

@Cl455icCh4o5 Theres a game you can get called 'Defcon' check it out! you can buy it on steam, store(.)steampowered(.)com/app­/1520/

[DelfinoDelphis]

@mucusaur Yup DEFCON is a game I've been dreaming about since I first saw the movie. Thumbs up for the authors :)

[DetroitTigersFan187]

He has the girl in his room...ALONE...and he chooses to play a fucking computer game.

Stupid boy.

[CarlosMarti123]

@DetroitTigersFan187 People have problems these days.

[AutisticPsycho]

@DetroitTigersFan187 Not to mention, he's already half-nude. ;)

[ArtisticwithaK]

@DetroitTigersFan187 A sweaty, hot girl... he's one of those homosensuals.

[DeathnoteBB]

@DetroitTigersFan187 no. smart nerd.

[sabian1hhx1only]

Wow she's really cute what's her name?

[mathman0]

I can't believe THIS Ally Sheedy was that strange girl from "The Breakfast Club."

[seanys]

"STOP! IT'S A THIMULATION!"

[TheF1Freak96]

may somebody uload the whole movie?

It's so great!!

[andr00123]

What did he think he was going to get when he asked global thermonuclear war. Was there really a game called that back then? Or was he just asking for war?

[PlantainHurricane]

@andr00123 War, missiles, etc?  Common themes for video games. Hell, "Invasion" was released in 1971, a full 12 years before this film came out!

[88Meters]

pushinguproses

[Kwaj]

"What's a tragic-tory heading?"

lol This movie was great! Gotta love the 80's.

[proudfurry1]

isnt there another nwerr movies like this almsobut it about these gamers who play a game and when they die in gmae they die in real life(not the movie gamer) if someone knows somethi gn like that plz tell me

[dudepersonvids]

@proudfurry1 You mean the Matrix?

But the Matrix is about humans being grown as "batteries" to power robots that took over the world.

I know of one other movie, but can't remember its name... I think it's like an American kung-fu-ish movie from the 70's or 80's. Maybe you're thinking of that.

It's starting to become an overused theme these days. From what I've heard, Inception is like the Matrix, except inside dreams instead of computers. Or something like that, anyway.

[proudfurry1]

@dudepersonvids i foudn the movie i was looking for its called last alive wasnt that bad i liked it :3 this movies way better tho lol

[wtojr33]

4:28

[nekosasu]

01:53 the game

[MegaManXRockMan]

The dog was fucking his girlfriend the whole time.

[rudetuber]

9:08....I wish I was Matthew Broderick at that moment......totally!!!

[lynnsbomb]

yah cant get a word in edgewise with this dude

[nioannidis1]

9:07 .HER BEHAVIOUR IS DIRTY... THΑΤ CHASTE BOY HAS A cloistered life,WHICH IS AT DANGER from HER. SHE TRIES TO captivate HIM AND GIVES ΝΟ CHANGE TO HIM ΤΟ JIB... Ι shudder at the mere thought of those two together.

[SOWHATIMADEIT]

and i do have a real sister name jennafur

[SOWHATIMADEIT]

I AM SORRY IF USA SCHOOLED OTHER AS SOME THE NICE JEWISH PERSONS WANTED YOU WOULD OF BEEN BETTER IN YOUR OWN EUROPEN MANNER YET GREEK WAR SHOWS ON WOMAN AN TRICK PLACES, TUMLASS A WOMAN PART IN PASSION, STILL CRIME SHOWS, SAD CRIME WAS DONE AT GODZILLA ALOS MASS RAPE OF WOMAN THEY SHOULD DIE SUCH OTHER MEN, STILL OTHER PERSONS AS OUT COME OF EVENTS IN TIME ARE MORE FOR ALL LIFE STILL FULE TO THE CHANGES OF WITCHES OR GODS ARE OTHER PERSONS EVERYTHING ESSANCE

I LIKE WOMAN THAT TAKE TO ME

[DetroitTigersFan187]

@SOWHATIMADEIT what the fuck? (._.)

[SOWHATIMADEIT]

alos when men with law id working or not have woman raped by no same race or porn persons i DO EXIST MR JOSHUA KANE HOBBS PALMER ERIC A FEW GOV PERSONS LOST THEY LIFES MAKEING , CRIME AN PLACES WORSE THEY ARE ROME IN JEW AN GERMAN MANNER AN UK MOVEING PERSONS AS SLAVERS STILL I HAVE THAT NORDIC GODS FLAW MY SELFS

YET WHOM TAKE OF MY LIFE ARE REMOVED OF THEY OWN BY WITCHES WAY

OLDER THEN THE GREEK AN JEWS WE FAIR RED HAIR OLDER EUROPEN ARE STILL THERE SHAREING DRUG HARMED WOMAN , KILL COWARDS

[SOWHATIMADEIT]

an was a bussiness whom chemical supressed persons whom made the first medical mask with i stolen as proff of travel an now is fda cdc proven a good mask for medical air an even helped a few changes yet europen middel persons cussed me actors are bad to them selfs to look worse on flim, crime is removed

even was sodering approved by gov an did so, still moive makers are crime

same as drug users an raceist, have a color for a presadent yet jew an other they own me more then money as harm tries

[SOWHATIMADEIT]

still sad when a porn video in pre an same places that actress an i past each other chemical hostal by history war foe medical or not law enforcement to hunt an kill still the minet man missels a replacesment i hade ended as a child found was chemical fules sick persons an worse was abel to chemical war heads

worse some actors are of other places first nice or bad, sad clan wars for rape shows of woman god an drug use marco was no best yet easy to work with,

still harmfull should die

[SOWHATIMADEIT]

the first close capsion was in more then 60 laguages , sad moive makers gov offices a few told now as crime world gov whom asked usa no murder rape or send addicted or foe to there whom have gods still when a woman say blind a child an use of shows is no more lessons when they lie of test well nigger jew german uk of rome you call your end my dod is real as other places they hade or have real other child age chemical an head troma persons was a money scam

so we used a few real places an rockets

[SOWHATIMADEIT]

sad as life manner by places with more is foods still the video are on how to block computers of the past still sorry no a fool i left middel europe an they cussed for longer then the god false time they use in display, sad what is proven nice yet harmfull by chemical so the poor persons are chemical hostal was easy

yet grandfather blackbird no say was yet call the radio an tower still

next time all persons please vote for leaders gov is crime addicted a few to meny even murder an rape worse

[SOWHATIMADEIT]

take the german an same with the jews as they have attacked as rome once more

worse i hate them all for lesser ways to woman, eric was joshuas real last name

yet has the gov overdosed it self , have the crime killed all of them toltal death wars for crime may no exist , an that is no same falcon ps pen names i better then they were years to heal an a moive lie as some things are safty block

have the jew rome german uk way of shows ended same rooms they ask was gov killer places not flims, sad

[MouseQueen86]

ladies and gents, after this and Ferris Bueller... Matthew Brodrick will always be the "GEEK" lolol

[LackeysLack]

He doesn't look that old.

He was 41.

Oh yeah, that is old.

LOL

[GKandPebbles]

@LolonMatinez

Grow up you sad fuck.

[pzdontsaystupidreply]

@LolonMatinez yeah yeah..one report cant remove this.and even if it gets taken off he'll post another one so...dont waste your time

[UbeefHooked]

@LolonMatinez you sad little fuck

[stickmanpwner64]

FALKEN PAUNCH

[Globalnet626]

Wow I did not know that Peace Walkers NORAD speech is hommage to this movie, it also seems alot more urgent at PW

[shiminip]

what is the name of that Game?

[chelseapope]

@shiminip GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR

[naum1994ify]

пидарасы))

[stickmanpwner64]

Hahaha DEFCON 3 was inishiated from a simulation