i watched this videos and to be honest my personal opinion was that this was a triumph, that is why i'm making a note here on your huge success. it would be extremely hard to overstate my satisfaction...ummm... something about aperture science
Cake is a form of bread or bread-like food. In its modern forms, it is typically a sweet and enriched baked dessert. In its oldest forms, cakes were normally fried breads or cheesecakes, and normally had a disk shape. Determining whether a given food should be classified as bread, cake, or pastry can be difficult.
Modern cakes, especially layer cakes, normally contain a combination of flour, sugar, eggs, and butter or oil, with some varieties also requiring liquid (typically milk or water) and leavening agents (such as yeast or baking powder). Flavorful ingredients like fruit purées, nuts, dried or candied fruit, or extracts are often added, and numerous substitutions for the primary ingredients are possible.
Cakes are often filled with fruit preserves or dessert sauces (like pastry cream), iced with buttercream or other icings, and decorated with marzipan, piped borders or candied fruit.
Cake is often the dessert of choice for meals at ceremonial occasions, particularly weddings, anniversaries, and birthdays. There are countless cake recipes; some are bread-like, some rich and elaborate, and many are centuries old. Cake making is no longer a complicated procedure; while at one time considerable labor went into cake making (particularly the whisking of egg foams), baking equipment and directions have been simplified that even the most amateur cook may bake a cake.
I like the part where Batman is telling Batman that Batman does not eat cake, but instead Batman decides to cake in front of Batman which angers Batman because Batman told Batman that Batman does not eat cake, when in fact Batman did eat cake, thus going against the argument Batman said to Batman that Batman does not eat cake, Batman showed Batman that Batman does indeed eat cake.
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
Ranma2387 1 day ago
Make batman does not eat penis!
davidda1000 1 week ago
too bad its a lie
PinkiePiexd99 2 weeks ago
Burnt cake
happyfacefries 2 weeks ago
How the fuck you hold a cake like that silly batman.
Mcrxxxkisame 2 weeks ago
What does Batman eat?
Haxmal 2 weeks ago
CAAAAAAKE.
PowerXeta 4 weeks ago
L?
legomasters564 4 weeks ago
Batman DOES have his cake, and eats it, too!
UncleMikeNJ 4 weeks ago
Batman dies not eat LIES
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
puppylover41925 1 month ago
Batman does not eat a lie! RRRRRRR!
LotsaSPAGETIIII 1 month ago
that's a russian cake. i hate russian cakes
SmashLiXs 1 month ago
The cake is a lie! You can tell from the 'crunch' sound :)
FierceBeastWithin100 1 month ago
Portal lol
iceking123321 1 month ago
he fits a whole cake in one hand 0_0
LAD170 1 month ago
Must be a rice cake.
Evertide05 1 month ago in playlist Other fads
Crunchy lies.
ZekromRocks 1 month ago
Lol that cake was nice and crunchy.
junaid07306 1 month ago
WTF does Batman eat?!
TheSSKGaming 1 month ago
@TheSSKGaming HOTDOGS!
ilikeGorillaz1 1 month ago
Stale cake.
absolutgermanyfangrl 2 months ago
Did anyone come here from Nyan Cat
Haloguy700 2 months ago
duhh, he eats hotdogs.
RussianPenguin1 2 months ago
that seems to be fake... maybe ><
lstehle17 2 months ago
THE CAKE IS A LIE.
SuperDragonCreator 2 months ago
crunchy
TheFlacker99 2 months ago
Well of course he doesn't, no one does because it is a lie
starfox991 2 months ago
Well, of course. You take half a cake in one bite.
Irondragon1945 2 months ago
The cake must be a lie if it crunches like that.
AlexanderT21 2 months ago
How dare He take the cake!
Ravengaurd6 2 months ago
GLaDOS cooked the cake so it's as hard as a rock.
EpicMan83 2 months ago
He didn't even blow out the candle!
happyfacefries 2 months ago
How Do you eat a lie?
kalasnikoch 2 months ago
It must be a pretty stale cake.
pivotmaniac10 2 months ago
i watched this videos and to be honest my personal opinion was that this was a triumph, that is why i'm making a note here on your huge success. it would be extremely hard to overstate my satisfaction...ummm... something about aperture science
themutantgerbil 2 months ago
crispy cake!
XiaoFury 2 months ago
What's with Batman eating stale food?! D:
GamerGrl24 3 months ago
DAMN IT WHAT DOES HE EAT
FTAization 3 months ago
So that's why the cake is a lie...
SegaMario 3 months ago
Not even chocolate?
TheJboy88 3 months ago
the cake is a lie
TheMotionMan112 3 months ago
FAKE AND GAY
Jonanator1997 3 months ago
@Jonanator1997 FUCK AND YOU. if u dont like the leve
daliy111 3 months ago
@daliy111 I was just kidding i love BATMAN since I was 4
Don't take my comment seriously(misspeled)
My appoologizes
Im sorry foreal
Jonanator1997 3 months ago
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that is because it is a lie
Helgicool 3 months ago
that's a russian cake. yuck
SmashLiXs 3 months ago
THIS IS NOT POSSIBRA
SUPERBEAST753 3 months ago
hey what is the episode called
123abcmelovelps 3 months ago
THE CAKE IS A LIE!
Praumax 3 months ago
"I'M MAKING A NOTE HERE HUGE SUCCESS
supermarvboy 3 months ago
Damn. he's hungry.
Luna51712 3 months ago
Oh yeah? WELL I EAT CAKE!!!!
Ilovestrawberriez 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
he is the world's greatest detective and he does not know that the cake is a lie
diegoyeyyo 3 months ago
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diegoyeyyo 3 months ago
Does the cake have nuts?
xXgAvInArNoLdXx 3 months ago
Silly Batman, you can't eat lies.
Bindilovervideo 3 months ago 152
@Bindilovervideo Of course he can. He's Batman! :3
Radman1889 1 week ago
chrunchy cake o.O
mccranky2 3 months ago
the fuck...?
wolphearted 3 months ago
PORTAL!
bvega9999 3 months ago
i licked my screen i want the cake
Gudjon1000 3 months ago
@Gudjon1000 you're blatantly a fat person
pickemallayyye 3 months ago
@pickemallayyye that was a joke but i want da cake
Gudjon1000 3 months ago
Crunchy Cake?
Goldenskull62 3 months ago 88
@Goldenskull62 Plate.
TF2Medic2 3 months ago
@Goldenskull62 Have you SEEN the recipe for that cake?!
aqua1993 2 months ago
@Goldenskull62 "It's so delicious and moist!" LIES
Brainkey2 2 months ago
@Goldenskull62 or mabe thats the strawberry's he's munching on
jellyfishjosh2 1 month ago
@Goldenskull62 Maybe it has almonds or peanuts in it.
FireCreeper21 1 month ago
@Goldenskull62 the cake is stale which means it is a lie
TKisforreal 3 weeks ago
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Of course he does not, the cake is a lie.
DjSugarKitty95 3 months ago
Mmm... crunchy.
ginganinja714 3 months ago
crunchy cake? Batman forgets to leave egg shells out of batter
thekingofdragonsdj 3 months ago
Cake is a form of bread or bread-like food. In its modern forms, it is typically a sweet and enriched baked dessert. In its oldest forms, cakes were normally fried breads or cheesecakes, and normally had a disk shape. Determining whether a given food should be classified as bread, cake, or pastry can be difficult.
SuperGreatSphinx 3 months ago
Modern cakes, especially layer cakes, normally contain a combination of flour, sugar, eggs, and butter or oil, with some varieties also requiring liquid (typically milk or water) and leavening agents (such as yeast or baking powder). Flavorful ingredients like fruit purées, nuts, dried or candied fruit, or extracts are often added, and numerous substitutions for the primary ingredients are possible.
SuperGreatSphinx 3 months ago 2
Cakes are often filled with fruit preserves or dessert sauces (like pastry cream), iced with buttercream or other icings, and decorated with marzipan, piped borders or candied fruit.
SuperGreatSphinx 3 months ago
Cake is often the dessert of choice for meals at ceremonial occasions, particularly weddings, anniversaries, and birthdays. There are countless cake recipes; some are bread-like, some rich and elaborate, and many are centuries old. Cake making is no longer a complicated procedure; while at one time considerable labor went into cake making (particularly the whisking of egg foams), baking equipment and directions have been simplified that even the most amateur cook may bake a cake.
SuperGreatSphinx 3 months ago
@SuperGreatSphinx no
leatherhead333 3 months ago
@SuperGreatSphinx Nope.
MasterControl02 3 months ago
@SuperGreatSphinx You don't say? :o
LeDerpaHerp 3 months ago
Is the "cake" from "Who's gonna make the cake when I'm gone?"
FlowoftheImagination 3 months ago
well it inst a lie...........IT'S A FAT BLOODY SPY
masterchief2933 3 months ago
He knew the cake was a lie -_-
FierceBeastWithin100 3 months ago
This CAKE IS A LIE!
mickybars 3 months ago
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of course he doesn't eat cake because it's a fucking LIE ಠ_ಠ
DarkSignal59 3 months ago
THE CAKE IS A crunchy cake :D
ThePrayingMantis08 3 months ago
@josemaximo7744 Egg shells :P
nhairnuattoa7 3 months ago
Stale cake.
I wouldn't eat it, either.
HeavenWolf108 3 months ago
awsome work
vincentnourie 3 months ago
Sience when is cake crunchy
ajpwarrior 3 months ago
I lost the game! D:
xARIAHUGHES 4 months ago
He can't eat it because it doesn't exist
P0wnyu 4 months ago
The Bat is a lie!!!
shyguy725 4 months ago
Unlike the cake, that's a lie, and you know it, Bats!
IJustWatchEm71 4 months ago
@josemaximo7744 it was stale.
HankandOliver1 4 months ago
@josemaximo7744 sure.
OshSmoshBGosh 4 months ago
i bet his hands are sticky after that
ruthelesskiller786 4 months ago
i think batman was the replacement for chell and actually got the cake
Craftfox16 4 months ago
the cake is a lie because it's crunchy
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ProjektArkham 4 months ago
....that cake is a LIE!!!!
iRSmithInRealLyfe 4 months ago
Keep pressing 4 to keep eating cake in front of Batman.
WebVManReturns 4 months ago
Don't worry Batman. The cake is a lie.
WebVManReturns 4 months ago
Holy crap thats a big bite
TheSupersniper117 4 months ago
Crunchy cake=The cake is a lie
sba20041 4 months ago
I feel like there should be one called "BATMAN DOES NOT EAT GABEN" and then he takes a bite out of Gabe Newell's head while Gabe says "Uh nope"
XboxAnnihilator 4 months ago
that's a BIG bite! o.O
tearsofdablackwillow 4 months ago
it sounds like cape not cake
viperofdeath1999 4 months ago
the cake is a lie
CooperPlaysGames 4 months ago
@CooperPlaysGames No, that Batman does not eat the cake is a lie.
immortalfrieza 4 months ago
@CooperPlaysGames THE CAKE IS A LIE!
3pepsiboy 4 months ago
@josemaximo7744 nutty covering, you know?
Dragodonv2 4 months ago
this batman is a lie !! AND THIS CAKE IS A SPAH !!! (merde)
arrackattack 4 months ago
Thats some cruntchy fucking cake.....
HappyIsFleeting 4 months ago
@josemaximo7744 It looks crunchy to me! XD
Rotneybot 4 months ago
more eating batman videos pls !!! funny batman love eating.
aqwsperma 4 months ago
wow you munch a cake like that you get CHOCKED
mrxai658 4 months ago
Next birthday I'm gonna insist on getting a circular piece of crunchy chocolate cake with one candle on it, still lit, well I'm eating it.
Joemamma69000 4 months ago
does this mean The batman is a lie or the cake is a lie?
lighth4zard 4 months ago
@josemaximo7744 Chocolate almand cake. :)>
TMSTitain117 5 months ago
Batman likes to eat everything extra crunchy.
RevengeOfMoctezuma 5 months ago
fake, the cake is a lie !!!
dergrosseomg 5 months ago
@dergrosseomg Not when Batman's around it isn't! Because the cake fucking knows better!
Godfather91290 5 months ago
@josemaximo7744 It must be as old as your comment.
MultifrugtjuiceOMG 5 months ago
me: MUST NOT SAY the cake is a lie
comenter: you just did.
me:AAAAUUUUGGGGHHH
dudebladeX 5 months ago
And then Pinkie ate like 5 cakes lol
HuffytheMagicDragon 5 months ago
that was robins birthday cake so that is why he left
scoobys18 5 months ago
How hungy is batman .... Answer so hungy he can eat 40% of a cake in one bite
scoobys18 5 months ago
he is the hungy hungry Batman
scoobys18 5 months ago
was there roaches in his cake.
scoobys18 5 months ago
geez Santa at least leave evedince you were here don't eat the whole thing
scoobys18 5 months ago
BATMAN DOES NOT EAT LEMONS!
Gamemaster64 5 months ago
I never knew cake can be that crunchy.
trainerjiro 5 months ago
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I like the part where Batman is telling Batman that Batman does not eat cake, but instead Batman decides to cake in front of Batman which angers Batman because Batman told Batman that Batman does not eat cake, when in fact Batman did eat cake, thus going against the argument Batman said to Batman that Batman does not eat cake, Batman showed Batman that Batman does indeed eat cake.
nigelslegos 5 months ago
talk about taking a bite out of crime lol
scoobys18 5 months ago
the cake is the truth!
ForseenOfficial 5 months ago
GGLLLaaDDDOSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
xXViewtifulJoeXx 5 months ago
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Hypocrit!
IAMTHEREFLECTIONMAN 5 months ago
Rhubarb to kill someone with your bare hands :3 portal!!
simsagency 5 months ago
there is no cake only zule
ShinimagisFTW 5 months ago
@josemaximo7744 Yeah, with all that Rhubarb, it's bound to be crunchy.
PurpleKirby54 5 months ago
that was a big ass bite
zenketski 5 months ago
@josemaximo7744 Almonds :)
tames123 5 months ago
The fish shaped chips make it crunchy.
Itsover90 5 months ago
The crunchiness is from all the sediment shaped sediment.
Blaze0729 6 months ago
batman has played portal recently
animekitty07 6 months ago 128
@animekitty07 And got the cake, because he's the goddamn Batman.
whonow09 5 months ago
@animekitty07 batman does not play portal *batman plays portal* grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Mastercolle229 3 months ago
GO BATMAN WITH CAKE!
Woohoo7997 6 months ago
PORTAL 3 IS INCOMING LIKE 10 BARRELS ON CRACK!
MarbalTm 6 months ago
Chell wants you to know you have made her very sad.
PeterDivine 6 months ago
IT'S A TRAP!!
kennynitro17 6 months ago
Cake is lie.
Cupcakes are worse.
GiromCalica 6 months ago
@GiromCalica I think I know the reference.
evilpika13 6 months ago
@evilpika13 Pinkie Pie
GiromCalica 6 months ago
@GiromCalica Cupcakes fanfic?
evilpika13 6 months ago
@evilpika13 yes
GiromCalica 6 months ago
why is cake crunchy?
Jenny8239 6 months ago
@Jenny8239 Because the cake is a lie...
TengenToppaDrill 6 months ago
@TengenToppaDrill LOL US GAMERS RIGHT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
stop
Prnnce 6 months ago
@Prnnce Make me.
TengenToppaDrill 6 months ago
Nut cake... also this proves that even if batman is alzy an fat he is still badass enough to eat a half cake in one bite
frederiksd 7 months ago
IT'S A LIE!
TrueDevilMikau 7 months ago
I LOVE Portal!
SidRulz100 7 months ago
THE FATMAN IS A LIE !
WeegeeTnikStudios 7 months ago
That is some crunchy cake ya got there!
NCPilot 7 months ago