Then I Took Off My Bra

[55elazar]

Linksys WRT-54G(L) + Wacom bamboo pen and touch in the background.

[yknowthatgirl]

Someone needs to remix that.

[splitzko]

When you said the member of your household who broke your bracelet was quite small, I first though of Willy...

[bluebanshee3]

oh, oh percy shelley, oh oh percy shelley! :D :D :D :D :D

[TotallyTommeh]

SHE DOES TAKE OFF HER BRA! 

[Skyway2000Vlogs]

"The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars but in ourselves", try some words from that!

[bluescidoo]

hey here's an idea john.... call it 'the fault in our stars'

just a weird idea... *shifty eyes*

[BerryBoo96]

Woot! BELGIUM baby! :)

[thepineapplecraze]

woop woop BELGIUM

[pbjellybeanful]

I PREDICT: You shall name your book The Fault in Our Stars in your future.

[eerriiccaaX]

"She doesn't take off her bra in the book... that I can remember" O rly?

[Hippogriff9]

I think "The Fault in Oure Stars" would be an awesome title.

[TheTarnishedLemon]

Who the hell speaks swedish?

it was perfectly normal rap. But it was in swedish.

[JackTuckerProduction]

you oughtta call it "the fault in our stars"

[sarahvlogs9]

i'm guessing it's...... willie. sorry, fireball.

[TechnoPenguin123]

@sarahvlogs9 Really ? I was blaming Henry lololol

[SteveTheKitteh]

@TechnoPenguin123 So was I.

[anticswithmydogz]

Well, if you want us to leave suggestions, I'd suggest that you hug me. Hug me and never let me go.

[almostlaurel]

Oh sweet holy LORD I would ride that one legged pony all the way around the corral.

[ThatOneChick2021]

I thought he meant Willy, then I realized it was prolly Henry......then I went, "Naw Henry wouldn't do something like that." I'm torn LOL

[55angietherockstar55]

John, on behalf of all of Nerdfigtheria, I think you should pursue a rap career :P

[Lemocon]

will you come to australia

[kaikiyukionna27]

Nerdfighters, please.

Please.

PLEASE tell me one of you has made a remix of the romantic poet rap.

[ahappyhuman]

i would loooove to get the wristband if the shopping cart on the site was working!

[aycarter]

Tumblr brought me here. :3

[Toonklink99]

but you would day: i realised the colour of my bra doesn't match the colour of my underpants

[NerdisthewerdYEAH]

Or you could end up saying something like 'Oh sweet holy lord I would ride that one legged pony all the way around the corral.'

[averystarkidfan]

new as yet untitled--TFIOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[iwicrtba1621]

Does anyone know how to order the french version of TFiOS? (in america)

[ubertuber621]

can someone autotune that ganster rap?

[BlueWindButterfly]

I was waiting for Hazel to say "And then I took off my bra."

[Mollyhasmoxie]

@BlueWindButterfly Me too! When I got to that part in the book I started laughing, causing everyone in my class to stare at me, thinking about this video.

[TheEvilAndroid]

i miss Esther... She came to the same church as me when she lived in France

[nhargravealton]

YOU DID A ROMANTICISM RAP, JOHN. I LOVE YOU FOR THIS!

It's actually reminded me to start reading the rest of Frankenstein for Monday :')

[Galex609]

"It's just an unpleasant way to buy diapers, Hank."

Loved that part.

[Flashfire97]

SPOILERS! MARJOR SPOILERS: It's funny because in the book she does mention taking off her bra. Well... kind of. The removal of the bra is more implied than stated. I also want to hear John saying about how difficult it was to put the condom on Augustus' (William Blake)

[TheKidWithBlueHair]

...Willie?

[madasrabbits06]

It's weird watching these videos having read the book...

[PollyBreedDumb]

She did take off her bra!

In the chapter where she went skinny dipping in a lake in the French Alps with Jimi Hendrix and William Wordsworth.

[ieLikeMe]

Oh god. *TFIOS kinda spoiler* Peter van Houtan is addicted to Amsterdam rap music because he shops to much

[HenceTheRitalin]

it all makes sense now! i adore the fact that so many small hints were dropped and we were all clueless until we read the book!

[DayEyK]

Oh Europe, where nothing is censored.

[ScarletFame]

PEN TABLET. PEN. TABLET.

[kittysqueezer]

AND THEN I TOOK OFF MY BRA.

^Gets me EVERY Time! :D

[TheSomethingWitty]

And now I own the audiobook with your manly voice.

[AroShottProductions]

@TheSomethingWitty As do I :)

[NoPunchIntended]

You were in Hoogeveen. You were in Hoogeveen. You were in that small, insignificant place called Hoogeveen.

YOU WERE IN THE LIBRARY WHICH IS LIKE FIVE MINUTES FROM MY HOUSE.

And I missed it.

Excuse me, I´m just going to bang my head on that wall over there.

.

[LMNOP1214]

JOHN. That is all. ;)

[savanafaye79]

can the yeti narrorate the audio book?

[JinTsunaJin]

No offense but why is a male talking about bra's?

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

@JinTsunaJin HE'S A MANBRA

[Imnotthatfat145]

I think, "The Fault in Our Stars" would be a good name. Also, I think you should personally sign the first 150,000 printed copies...

[PassTheMarmalade1957]

@FantasyMadeline 'Rap is Poetry' by Hank Green ;)

[KatyHallow]

"You're gonna be all up in my William Wordsworth." Scandalous, John! ;)

[TheAmericanGleeFan]

I missed you! I live in The Hague. I also hate the music in stores here, it's like being in a stinky A&F with the swearwords. Come to The Hague next time, or call me i'll go to Amsterdam!

Greetings from a Dutch Nerdfighter! :)

[Hanklerfishies]

@TheAmericanGleeFan When I speak English I still say "Den Haag".... but then again when ever you speak Dutch in America and pronounce G's like that, it actually scares them, it's hilarious!

[SoccerGirl29995]

"i don't know who the favourite son isssssssss" LMFAO HAHAH OH JOHN.

[LunaNegra5]

Uh... Well, I guess it depends on your venue, but on the tour it might be fun to have some games planned that can work with a large crowd. Maybe some kind of quiz game where the audience can answer your questions, or massive charades? I mean, otherwise you're going to have the whole auditorium only stalking around waiting to glomp you

[MegaPyromaniacs]

Come to Canada... Ottawa in specific

[medusafer]

OH percy shelley oh OH percy shelley!

[Mixonne]

I absolutely love your rap, John! If all rap music sounded like that, maybe I wouldn't be so quick to turn off the radio - or exit shops from sheer irritation.

[Iyellatrocks]

I know you mustn't sing, John. But PLEASE rap more.

[TheNewbSpawn]

When you start doing events for charity, you know you've done well for your YouTube account.

[cmwqt]

@TheNewbSpawn They do, it's called Project for Awesome, go check it out!!

[ZebraDog7]

u say u can't sing, but u sure can rap!

[fvelez38]

@Commodore93 really ahhhhhh

[12gearsfan]

J Scribble!!!!!!!

[jakedmj1]

i take off my robe and wizard cap.



[misunderstoodprinces]

WILLIAM BLAKE!!!! hahaha I'm determined to adopt this as my new exclamation for everything :P

[PDRJournals]

your kid is the luckiest kid on the percy shelley planet

[StaticOnUrFrequency]

"Like oh oh Percy Shelley." YES!

[megaman01001]

Why British writers o-o why not some thing like... relatable foods

[EmilyIsGallifreyan]

When I was in Amsterdam, a bicyclist broke my arm by biking into me at top speed without making any noise while I was turned around and in a conversation.

[juttezak]

@EmilyIsGallifreyan We're a bicycle country and we're nuts when we're on our two-wheeled friends. Also it would make a lot of sense if (s)he was on a racing bicycle, because those people are all a-holes.

[PassTheMarmalade1957]

"I'm a William Blake gangster, so of COURSE you want my Samuel Taylor Coleridge, you're gonna wanna be all up IN this William Wordsworth, like OH, Percy Shelley, OH, OH, Percy Shelley! I'm the Lord Byron-ing Samuel Taylor Coleridge, WILLIAM BLAKE!"

May be my new ringtone.

[aoigensou]

@PassTheMarmalade1957 You should share this thing of beauty so that others may partake of the amazingness

[FantasyMadeline]

@PassTheMarmalade1957

Doesn't Hank need to make that into a song for DFTBA records? XD

[Wandergirl108]

@PassTheMarmalade1957 I have this comment just in front of me and I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF AND MY SUITEMATES PROBABLY THINK I'VE GONE BATS*** CRAZY! XDDD

[mariejulian96]

What's goin on with your arm at 1:00?

[thrumymind]

bicyclic abundance : )

[Sondosiala]

@catgirl954 henry maybe?

[HayBee2012]

Saw William Blake poems on my syllabus, immediately referenced this video. WILLIAM BLAKE!!

[clgjdb]

L...m...a...o... nerdfighters!!!

[pattso92]

how do you look outside your apartment and see your apartment?

[3waffle3]

Ps. Good book title: The Fault in our stars

[stude444]

You should call your novel "The Fault in Our Stars"

[trunksthebadass]

@stude444 he did

[stude444]

@trunksthebadass That was a joke.

[DoYouHaveSnazzyPants]

@stude444 It's funny cause he did. lol

[SuperYumyum8]

@DoYouHaveSnazzyPants i love your user name

[DoYouHaveSnazzyPants]

@SuperYumyum8 Why thank you :D

[th3soviet]

@stude444 wait did this comment name the book?

[stude444]

@th3soviet XD Look at the date of my comment, and look at the title announcement.

[barefootfeather]

@stude444 Oh, don't be silly. That would never catch on.

[stude444]

@barefootfeather Give it a chance man, it could work.

[twihard398]

@stude444 And then he should sign all the pr-orders.

[twihard398]

@twihard398 

[Avrilillo]

John you´re awesome! I love you jajaja

[miekelittlcrazy]

COME BACK!!!!!!!!

[MegaBookWormGirl]

The name of this video is "And Then I Took Off My Bra".

The advertisement on the upper righthand side of the screen is for the Breaking Dawn movie.

Oh Percy Shelly, do I love irony!

[magatron3000]

It is 3am and I just finished reading Looking For Alaska and now I cannot sleep and so I am watching it's author. I am too tired for this.

[YoungGuitarUpstart]

John you are cool. How do I get more views on my channel. Thanks! Thumbs Up!

[gottalovedamon]

"your mother misses you!" cute.

[himynameisnerd]

O! Percy Shelley O! O! Percy Shelley

[caneprod]

You or the Yeti must read the audio book!

[SuperChalek]

It's really cute how happy he gets when he gets the day right. xD

[TheAlexConspiracy]

That needs to be my ringtone...

[crazycookie76]

you got the day right!!....because your mom was there? it's a posibility.

[bbrox513]

i will memorize that rap.

[AmethystEyes]

READ IT PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[1500rosa]

i say you should have either the yeti or moreen johnson read it!!! :)

[poeven]

please, please, please read the audiobook!!!!

your reading of the first chapter was spell-binding

[Truthless101]

That girl died on my birthday

[uilium]

read that sheet!

[mushroomshrub]

I have the same graphics tablet as the one sitting behind you. :)

[ITalkToPixels]

READ IT!

[OutlawLovesNewVegas]

I bought diapers, gangsta rap made me do it

[LifeIsMiraculous]

Anyone else's voice will be wrong and they won't read it as well as the author would x

[LifeIsMiraculous]

Please read the audio book!!! :D x

[snorlax42]

I want the audiobook to just have that one line from John at the end as an easter egg!

[Tiscl]

whoops sorry, anyway, after watching you read out the first chapter, you have to do it! Your voice is amazingly awesome! DFTBA

[Tiscl]

I know this is a little late, but after watching you read out the first cha

[anatete1]

That wacom bamboo tablet in the background is making me jealous. Even though I already have mine...I'm jelly.

[ProgressiveBoink]

Please narrate it, John. I love listening to your voice. :x

[GrayStudios]

Hmmmmmm. I really like the idea of you narrating your books, but I feel like maybe the female narrator should be narrated by a female.

[ArisuUsagawa]

@GrayStudios Maybe by the yeti?

[kidhillier]

Please narrate The Fault In Our Stars. Your read aloud of the first chapter was fantastic.

[TickleyBoo]

Oh, so it' your country now,huh?

[HoliHallow]

Please narrate TFioS... it would be gorgeous to listen to, you have a fantastic voice for poetry and literature.

[TheMidnightSymphony]

HAVE THE YETI NARRATE ITTTTTTTTTTTTT

[Hanklerfishies]

John, you are just so amazing. WILLIAM BLAKE!

[Alexander69aragorn]

I'll use "WILLIAM BLAKE!!!!!" at school if I want to swear. Like... "OW! WILLIAM BLAKE!!!!" I hurt myself a lot.

[TheProjectWeird]

Pause, play, press nine.

Trippy.

[uiruu]

@TheProjectWeird I think you mean 8

[TheProjectWeird]

@uiruu Oh, thanks! Press 8 :P

[sincerelycommayours]

POSTED ON MY BIRTHDAY(:

[SecretAgentAllie13]

@sincerelycommayours That's so wierd me to!!

[ultimatekai]

Sometimes when I'm at work I'll space out and think of John Green saying "AND THEN I TOOK OFF MY BRA" and I always laugh out loud and customers look at me like I'm weird.

[msscrazybuthappy]

haha i soo picture you like an older charlie mc donald. would it be awesome if he actually turned up like you? haha cool!

[rainabraina]

I got my TSWGO bracelet a few days ago and haven't taken it off since.

P.S I think Maureen should read the audio book. (Why couldn't I think of her name?!)

[wolverineblue18]

At least progress into the 20th century John! Be a Langston Hughes gansta all up in this T.S. Eliot. Come on! Lets be progressive!

[Double2Edged]

At 1:00, the marks on John's right arm... what happened?

[RawrSaysDino9]

@Double2Edged you must be new. but it's a birthmark

[AnoukvdS]

I was there in Hoogeveen :).

[Brielle2210]

@starkidforlife822 Could have been Willy the nerdfighting puppy.

[BeatingBat]

Is it only me who can't stop looking at the Wacom in the background?

[Sootjeelina]

OH MY GOD I LIVE IN HOLLAND.

[fluroza]

I think The Yeti should read the audio-book :)

[ApplesRubbish]

Every time I watch this video I automatically start thinking of Pulp Fiction: Jules and Vincent in the car, talking about Amsterdam and drugs, Paris and Quarter Pounders. I genuinely love that movie ^_^

[snorlax42]

John Green is the sexiest teenage girl ever.

[snidgetsaywhee]

YES PLEASE!!!! To the idea of you reading the audiobook

[TeGuDuDe45]

I GOT THE DAY RIGHT, NERDFIGHTERS!!! Lol

[kewlness888]

Who thinks we should call the Vatican and make Esther the patron saint of nerdfighters?

[TehEzkimo]

@kewlness888 ESTHER!!! THANK YOU FUCKING THANK YOU. (That's the answer to a crossword question I've been trying to remember all week.)

[Zolkabro]

I hope this isn't too late (probably is but what the hell) but I think that, as your always talking about how much you rely on her, your editor should read the audiobook.

[SammieSparxx666]

As late as this is...Hank should read the audiobook. :D

[kaikiyukionna27]

I like how even your mom laughed after "'And then I took off my bra". XD

[PessimisticPsycho14]

Ahh! I wanted to see you take off your bra.

[Vabulous1]

Whatever happened to Willie? We haven't seen him in a long time!

[vivaciousspirit]

@Vabulous1 he is staying with family in the states, he would have to get shots and probably quarantined to enter another country

[Vabulous1]

@vivaciousspirit That makes sense, but I feel like it's been since before they went to Amsterdam. I was watching back their videos the other night and I got to Hank goes to Haiti. There hasn't been Willie since before then. I miss the little guy. He is the namesake of my pup of the same breed.

[nonnahs918]

Mr.Green your mom was just using you as an excuse to travel to Amsterdam

[Pruechelan]

Oh percy shelly

Oh, OH! percy shelly