(Alternate) Zoobilee Zoo TV Intro

[117ty]

I'm in that weird part of Christianity again.

[Thomas16105]

The fuck?...



[kyl3thund3r]

it took me way too long to notice all the wallopers.

[Maestrojosh87]

@kyl3thund3r And it took ME way too long to figure out it was FAKE.

[Shwanson4]

THE ORIGINAL FURRIES! We must spread the message!

[dismemberednecromorf]

never once have I been so concentrated on animal human hybrid penis

[brxbrx1]

yiff in hell

[Dillrod90]

And now we know that Rocco has good taste. 

[SamiasCaesar]

WHAT

[Artacus]

thanks rocco

[Eros983]

holy shit for a second i thought those dicks were real

[TheMoolica]

wow, even the chicks have dicks.

[Animainiac85]

I didn't even notice the penises and I've seen this like 10 times lol.

How did I miss that?

[PukeFlower293]

A furry's wet dream.

[csigarena]

I dont see the difference

[Andyrt35]

i'm good friends with the cast and I don't think they be too pleased if they saw this .

[TheButteryMe]

hahahaha i didnt notice it until the 3rd time i saw this

[FoxyMamaRox]

Suddenly, there's danglin' dicks everywhere. Mmm mmm.

[jeremy915111]

what editing software did you guys use to add the little weenies?

[DaltonMan321]

@jeremy915111 Microsoft Paint

[docsigma]

I can't wait to see the guest starr "Bubbles" the Chimp!

[BarrettTV]

im so mad they all had penises lmao

[JonasClark]

*laugh* Took a while for it to register as it got increasingly bizarre... Then I noticed the weenies.

[bwild7269]

cool

[zoidburg002]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUU-

[xaviervonrottie]

LOL Christians. I could see them hating this old show.

[Wyndrax]

Why in the name of God am I watching this.

[hatotishiushi]

@Wyndrax Tezcatlipoca told you to do it

[Wyndrax]

@hatotishiushi At least the Templars aren't involved on this one.

[hatotishiushi]

@Wyndrax i know that would unleash the rage of god(i don't know which one)

[jedihunter176]

@Wyndrax *ressurects the Knights Templar*

*sends them on a mission to kill every single person involved in this*

[samuraikarasu]

Y'know I remember this show from childhood. But the giant puppet dicks don't ring a bell.

[Resistancia]

Hahahahaha, funny as hell! Took me a while to realize that there was something wrong with it. Must have taken time to add it on the video. Thumbs up.

[babybigboy1]

Yo, Devdid you see this one??

Thats fucked up!!

[DRokN]

my parents let me watch this?

[glidershower]

For a moment I thought the penises were fo real...then I lol'd

[VintageSky]

lololol

[GTBurns48215]

Could you ass dicks to other shows.

[Angie2343]

That is just sick....

[seconds2safety]

whoever thought adding penises was funny needs to die in a fire.

[FrozenFenrir]

the green bird is definately a COCKatoo

[Erik24351]

Are those their... you know. Penises?

If so, how come the girls have one too?

Is God cool with that too?

[rubbe]

jiff

[Zzulu2]

I don't understand

[orionknight12]

And why is everyone so against bestiality all of a sudden? What's wrong with it? IT'S RIGHT IN THE NAME!!! BEST-iality!

[orionknight12]

Da fuck was that? Are the cocks for bible thumping, or something? I don't get it! You guys are messed up!!!

[madsketcher]

It took me a minute to realize you had put cocks on them

[minetruly]

The bible quotes were hilarious!

The penises didn't add anything to it, though. It's not that penises aren't funny. It's just that in this case, they weren't funny. They were just stupid.

[minetruly]

The Ethiopian/Leopard one was dead on, albeit a bit racist. I suddenly realize where the inspiration for Kipling's "How the Leopard Got His Spots" came from.

[devanaire]

Hey, this show is a classic! LOL!

[molomix]

why is everyones dicks out?

[Deathclok]

@molomix Cause they don't wear pants

[coolascooler87]

Peeneses Are Not FUNNY

[coolascooler87]

This Is Disgusting And Digracefull

[pinkerton05]

Whats this got to do with U2?

[samsonwizzle]

I guess that poor Ethiopian is never going to change his skin.

[wenraw]

At a certain age, all children must learn that animals have a penis. Boy animal. Girl animal. Singing animal. All have penises.

This is the way of all things. Thus is the beauty and majesty of creation. It is penis.

[tremer88]

this goes to all you furries out there too

[oldbluescott]

Very good editing work. I can only imagine what went into adding the penises and making them waggle so. Did you have actors in green wear the penises and dance to match the original characters?

[romeindahouse2006]

wow i i just noticed MJ's brother there

[gothiclampshade]

if God has allowed this to exist, surely there must be some reason for it? perhaps because we see things like this and laugh, God is trying to discourage being a furry.

or maybe that great flood that killed stuff except that bloke on a boat didn't actually destroy everything that God might have hoped, but hey, im sure he gave it a good try.

[Coribec]

Dicks, everywhere.

[olderbro21]

i laft so hard i had an asma attack

[geffrod]

Why did they give the females penises? That's a weird message to give children.

[SammyisMadeofCh33se]

"EVERYONE HAS A PENIS"

[Gihaal]

Leviticus 20:15 says it all. You sick furry fucks.

[treskall1]

Was it necessary to give even the female cat a ding dong?

[Ginyustyle]

She's not a cat, she's a kangaroo, and I am NOT happy that you made me remember that from my childhood, haha.

[nate1606gc5]

And they gave the female parrot a penis too :X

[SAGEBOT500]

You heard it here first folks, GOD HATES FURRIES.

[nate1606gc5]

What... A... Dick

[STRYKER7191]

OH U

[Unit545]

LOL I am a male beaver who's going to go have sex with a male bear, then a female doe. Excuse me a minute. Take that Christ lovers. But jokes aside this video is epic.

[wwefan192]

OMG at 0:43 does the mayor have a "tail" on the front of his body? hahaha

[truthabout521]

nope, that's a huge wiggling dildo. they all have one.

[Axeonfluke]

You son of a bitch.

[Hawdkoah]

What a bunch of dicks

[jeremy915111]

why do they all have penises?

[foggydoggydoo]

about a minute in I realized they all had dicks

bahaha 5 stars

[ActionCarl]

Ironically, God is totally cool with this.

[DoctorFibonacci]

Well, he should be, he designed the pork sword.

[ImPotatoes]

Whats with the phalluses

[Groadergreen]

"Who let the wild donkey go free? WHO UNTIED HIS ROPES!?!?"

Well that's how I always pictured the line being read. It cracks me up every time.

[FrostGibbon]

this was weak

[gekigold]

ah ha ha ha ha ha wangs hanging out

[1weerdchik]

why would you do this

[Havayosunu]

I sense racism in Jeremiah 13:23. O_o

[kapsi]

I sense idiocy in you.

[Havayosunu]

but you can't sense humor now can you? XD

[jakfox44]

way to fuck things up religion.

[spankrod]

"This video may not be suitable for minors." - hahahaha

[symbolofdeth]

Yiff in hell furfags. Oh and the penises are too funny.

[MonkeyMeat5]

Lol, Badspot quote

[WarppedSuicide]

You can tell those are fake lol.

[TaiZidek]

I didn't notice the penises till the end of the video. Purely awesome.

[maddermermaid]

...........................wha­t the hell?

[josswhedon692]

FURFAGS GO IN THE OVEN

[Abanamat85]

they should be shot

[Fraggle24]

you 2 should be shot.

[Abanamat85]

Haha, whatever ya furry bastard!

yiff yiff.

[andyjay729]

God hates Furfags!

[jakfox44]

Er...yeah. God. Go eat your crackers and telepathically tell the invisible guy you love him. I'm sure he's listening!

[holtaprid]

Just as TAALKATOOO!!

Damn, that lady is terrifying...

[chewbacca1010]

Oh God, I remember this show!

[nunlover]

right at the beginning i thought i saw a penis and was like wtf. i almost went back to check again then i saw the other cocks.

[baronvivi]

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­f

[raizr]

All furries shall join this religion

[MottBonzo]

i think the lion is gay look at the facial expressions he makes

[Ginyustyle]

You think the *lion* is gay? Not the flaming theater fox, or the bear(think on that one and you'll laugh), or how about the uber-gay leopard man who does pirouettes? No, you're right, the lion is clearly the only gay one. :P

PS-Ya actually he is pretty gay rofl.

[MottBonzo]

look at the twinkle in his eye

[Ginyustyle]

Rofl

[nate1606gc5]

And Whazzat is a lesbian :3

[jakfox44]

Wtf kind of church puts penises on childrens animals?!

[Reddebt]

My kind of church.

[MadDogV2]

DICKS EVERYWHERE

[kangocop]

this is soooo inaproppriate as this was a kids show. and talkatoo an whazzatt should have had breasts and vaginas instead

[eight6sevenfive3oh9]

Wasn't the bird Phil Hartman's wife?

[chorkybrenner]

Baptist furries?

[SunderedMoon]

LMFAO

[RedLightBulbs]

I like how the gals have wangs too.

[sPitternaut]

Ok wow, just...wow.

[chocovul7]

Dude, everyone's dicks are wagging!! XD

I wonder how long did that show run.....

[nino842]

I think that is sickening. You shouldn't play like that. It wasn't funny at all. God is not pleased.

[timothypillowcase92]

I think that this is a parrot-eater, much good yes. For maximum Christian worship Press 5 located in Prostitue stomache munch. Birds and the Bees raping gagging meat-holes gouged into the head of a giant bulbous tentacle. Cheese is your lord now! Cheese I say!

God is pleased.

[AllyourBase3]

Are you god's spokesman?

[bcraig5]

God is pleased. Who do you think created those animal/human hybrids *wink, wink*?

[Ginyustyle]

Not God.

Or, if the so called God did, I think I'm trying for hell from now on.

[icarus212001]

so many penises!

[UCFLady]

i am so old, i shouldnt even know what this is! LMAO. ugh!

[wardlemike]

Asserting that any given 23 year old is a neophyte who can't be taken seriously is both strident and insulting.  Asserting the stereotype that anybody who appreciates this humor is underdeveloped is also insulting. When I attempted to guess where you were coming from, I was trying to sympathize with you.

[google3847]

That was hilarious!

[Gum2Gum]

Well.........There goes my childhood.........But still funny though.lol

[FoxyMamaRox]

Oh God...O_o my poor poor childhood.

I LOVE IT!! 5'D

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

I like how EVERYONE has a penis.

[logan25wolves]

Are...are..are those dildos???

[Secretservicedentist]

My GOD! They have...ACCURATE MALE GENITALIA ATTACHED! Well, there's editing for you.

[styken]

(1-800)-NO BEAST

[jimdino77]

i'm speechless... LoL...

[Skinkemann]

Ahahahah! Hilarious!! Oh my, Fatal Farm, how I love you.

[BigSkills01]

RAHAHAHAHAHA omg fatal farm is officially my favorite youtube channel of all time. LMAO outrageous hahaha.

[scorpius319]

What the fuck is this shit? Fucking retarded! You just made a dumb show even more stupid.

Infantile, school-yard humor coming from a supposed adult. Man I wish people would mentally grow the fuck up and get out of their protracted stage of adolescence.

[JohnnyBeefMuscles]

You are aware that life is too irrelevant and stupid to take seriously, right? ... Just spreading the seeds ...

[scorpius319]

That's the problem, life has become irrelevant BECAUSE no one takes it seriously. Everything's a joke, the sicker it is the more "entertaining" it is.

And we have evolved to do shit like this?

[HarryWray]

You obviously don't get it.

Why don't you just go ahead and turn off your computer and go sit in front of your TV... There's probably an episode of MadTV or Punk'd on right now, wouldn't want you to miss it.

[scorpius319]

No, I get it more than you ever will,... it's YOU who doesn't get it. It's fucking childish, grow up.

BTW, why don't you "go ahead and turn off your computer and go sit in front of your TV"?

What are you doing in front of it?

[HarryWray]

It's not "fucking childish," it's just dry, dark humor.

The awful Bible verses mock the oftentimes overbearing, stifling, suppressive, sometimes just plain ridiculous nature of orthodox Christianity ("Do not plow with an ox and a donkey yoked together!"), especially as it relates to bestiality and sexual deviancy, which is highlighted by this ridiculous animal-costume-festooned children's show.

Just because you don't find it funny, doesn't mean it's not.

[HarryWray]

Oh, and the penises on the animals are just a subtle, silly, stupid little detail that serves to make the whole thing more ridiculous and unbelievable.

Is it horrible? Yes.

Is it awful? Yes.

Is it a dessication of many childhood memories? Yes.

Is it offensive? Possibly.

Is it hilarious? YES!

[bre4dfish]

You really are one sad cunt.

[scorpius319]

Why, because I choose the world of adulthood over infantile mantality?

Oh what was I thinking?

Enjoy your protracted adolescence/arrested development, and enjoy the psychogenic mental disease becasue of it.

Later, troll.

[GODCONVOYPRIME]

What a sad sad little man. Can't you take a joke? Besides if you find it so offensive why even bother viewing this? You have a choice you know?

[scorpius319]

I'm actually quite happy. You see, I have quite a sophisticated sense of humor, not some kindergarten variety expression of it. Your sense is really quite sad and sick.

And let me explain for the @%$#@-th time about "why even bother viewing this" if I find it so offensive.... how in the hell is someone supposed to know the content until AFTER viewing it?

Maybe you can take a course in logic after you graduate elementary school.

Good-luck kiddo.

[quick96]

What a sad sad little cunt. Can't you take a fucking joke you little crack headed fuck fart? Frankly I could give a shit if I have laugh at stuff like this and fart jokes and what the fuck does logic have to do with this, you shit fuck? What a sad sad little cunt indeed.

[scorpius319]

Gee can we say fuck a little more?

What a sad baby you are! Little infantile child to talk so big and bold just because of the sheer fact that I can't see your cowardly face!

Logic,...well if you would read my last comment reply in the context of who I was replying to you would understand perfectly. It seems you need a class in brains.

If you still find dick and shit jokes funny go join the kindergarten circus. GROW THE FUCK UP! At least act like your 29.

BTW, mind your own business!

[kcmann4152]

Why are people arguing over a video re-cut that was supposed to be a joke? It's a JOKE! Get over yourself.

[scorpius319]

Why are you arguing with an old converstion and points I made here?

Sure it was a joke, a very stupid and childish, dick-wiggling joke that you would expect to find in 3rd grade recess. The person who made the video (and I've seen the majority of his) is a sick-minded, common freak. If you don't like my point of view, GET OVER YOURSELF!

[wardlemike]

Yeah, the dick-waggling itself is considered childish humor but the premise is actually quite sophisticated. It was also executed with skill. Taken as a whole, this video is actually a thinking man's crude joke. This is why FatalFarm is so popular.

[scorpius319]

Sophisticated? 2nd graders draw dicks on people in their text-books all the time. How is that sophisticated? If a thinking man spends his time making up crude jokes, he is a childish thinking man. FatalFarm's style of humor is popular bc being an eternal youth is the mode today while maturation is feared. There's been a shift from the elders running a society to the ineperienced and boisterous youth. And youth is heavily correlated to swaggering and unbridled ego.

[wardlemike]

If you think this joke is just about dicks, then you've missed the point of the video.

[scorpius319]

And if you think my comments are just about the dicks, you have missed my point entirely.

I have noticed all the nuances, and they are all common tripe.

Everyone hates to grow up. That's the way of the Western world now. FatalFarm are no philosophers by any stretch of the imagination. Just common, everyday attention seeking children in adult bodies. There's nothing really salient they say here with this vid, so don't even pretend to defend.

"Gimme gimme more attention!!!!!"

[wardlemike]

I suspect that you are aging and are frustrated at what you perceive to be threats (politically and socially) from the younger generation. It happens to everybody. Don't worry, there are plenty of mature intellectuals out there that can still find time to laugh at furries.

[scorpius319]

News flash! We're ALL aging, it's just that some accept it, and some ignore it. Remind me again which species does plastic surgery? But at your age, you hardly have any empirical experince about the trends and patterns of modern life. Don't bother analyzing me, that is what I do for a living. You ever heard of what is termed a 'puer aeternus'? Investigate the matter.

It's really saddening how many here are worshiping infantilism through the comments of the the video.

[wardlemike]

Such sweeping generalizations only paint you as paranoid or obsessive. Dropping a reference from basic psych doesn't mean your stereotype is founded. You don't know what books I've read or what thinkers I admire. Before you accuse others of an over-inflated ego, perhaps you should reflect on the tone of your comments.

[scorpius319]

lol, infantilism or 'puer aeternus' is HARDLY from basic psych,...try post graduate school specialization. But nice try.

Funny how in your projections you mention "sweeping generalizations" while in the same sentance use the words, "paranoid" and "obsessive".

One can only have so mich objective and subjective life experience at the age of 23.

I'm certain you don't understand the clinical meaning behind the phrase "ego-inflation", it's sharply different than what is casually heard.

[wardlemike]

In being so strident and insulting you have shortened yourself to the point where you cannot reach the pedestal you have placed maturity on.

[scorpius319]

SO 'strident'? Arent YOU replying to my comments just the same as I am to yours? You're NOT being strident?

'Insultng'? Where? Did I say something to offend your royal dignities? You just made an insult yourself in your last comment.

For real, you need to learn about projection. I've made my points, again, in fact, to another who waltzes in and decides to defend some swill video. This happens from time to time, about every month or two. Looks like you were the lucky one, eh?

[Ginyustyle]

Guys, stop fighting over who's the bigger self-important turd, you both win.

[scorpius319]

WOW, what a "turd" you are! The 'fighting' stopped MONTHS ago... quess you were too lazy to notice

[Ginyustyle]

Huh, what? Ah crap in my trolling I awoke the troll. G'night everybody!

[scorpius319]

SHUSHHHH!!!!

If you talk about yourself too much, almost everyone will hear you!!

[UncleDeluxe]

I agree with some of that. I personally think the absurdity and non sequitur is exactly whats funny, but I agree with the idea not to read anything else into it.

[KMJKAlfa]

So God damn easy to write this. You make it spill off the page. So drunk on yourself, self-righteous. A laughing stock of your own fucking stage.

[scorpius319]

Sure, whatever you say infantile bitch.

BTW, fuck thee...

[KMJKAlfa]

That's right. Live in your own lies, you sinner piece of shit.

It never gets any more true.

[scorpius319]

I'm just trying to figure out what fucking planet you come from.

You are really full of yourself. Please grow up. It won't hurt you.

[KMJKAlfa]

I came from Mars. Yes I'm full of myself, I love it that way. Can't grow up anymore, sorry.

You know, that's a really lame counter-burn. ProTip: If you're BYOB, better stay there, too. We don't need yet another mush brain lamass messing up our internet.

[scorpius319]

Drop it, shut it, move on, go away.

Infantile fly, go stare into a mirror.

[KMJKAlfa]

I'm flying in the clouds. Higher than high and feelin' just right.

Have good day now.

[thewerecactus]

yay! everyone gets a free penis! =)

It even sounds like Talkatoo said "Suck my COCK too!"

[VeNeM999]

lol this is the first time i noticed they superimposted cocks on everything lmao