Cobra vs. Monitor Lizard

[jamezsutherland]

Narrator is absurd.

[IMaDEM0N]

I'm an Animal Control Officer specially trained to handle dangerous animals like Cobra Snakes, Bears, Wolves, Coyote's, different kinds of snakes, different kinds of spiders, etc, & the craziest thing about a cobra snake...a normal person would never know the difference between a cobra and any other similar-colored snake. A Cobra's Hood never comes out until it's agitated & poised to strike...

[crazymike65]

Monitor lizard is best troll.

[rydog1798]

@rakayum FACEPALM that is what they said

[evilshaheen]

loooool

[jujumack23]

This shit was funnie I saw this morning

[noobchoker11]

i came for a fucking kill not some asshole cracking lame ass jokes ( im not angry at the user im angry at the show

[joemichealmurray]

@noobchoker11 The user IS the show. National Geographic is the network that aired this.

[ThousandRoseBurial6]

COME AT ME BRO

[Quizitix]

The Cobra dodged that yknow.

[TeeAiDee]

I love how right after the Cobra gets bitch slapped by the tail it starts looking around like "Wtf was that?!"

[TheColorfulCube]

Someone throw a pokeball already

[Solrac1245]

the snake looks around like "who did that!?" lol



[654beyblader]

0:57 : teh hel was dat?

[FowdySwigga]

i wish i can watch some spiders fight but i am scared of spiders

[gbgplllrs]

Fk trolls everywhere

[StealMyRice]

I like the snake's WTF expression

[59Love1]

The lizard bitch slaps the cobra...........

[DopePowa]

u mad snake?

[bloodhazard67]

monitor lizards an asshole.

[hostiaa]

1:08 trolololo

[kum7104]

Check out my videos I've

Snake VS Keyboard Lizard

[georgeou]

Did National Geographic just hire the guy who did the honey badger narration and have him moderate the gay lisp? Or did they just get someone to speak in his style?

[AngelSepiroth]

00:57-00:58 the snake looked dazed..like holy shi-what happend

[FrozenSuperBanana]

1:06 "WTF!? The eggs are EMPTY!?"

Monitor Lizard: TROLOLOLOL!

[shandifox]

lol 0:56 the snake got up like and looked around 'I'm ok, I'm ok...Did anybody see that? bitch that's all you got, huh?"

[Pwon1992]

monitor lizard: i'm so scared, run away!

cobra: that's right, bitch

*monitor lizard bitch slaps cobra and laughs*

cobra: yea, that's right, run ya pussy!

monitor lizard: GOTCHA BITCH

cobra: awwwhh 1:12

[JOHNNYCFC18]

0;55 Take that bitch

[rakayum]

what did the five fingers say to the face.

[zorbok70]

0:54 LIKE A BOSS!

[retardedmonkey200]

COBRA:hehe i bit u

LIZARD:oh no u didnt *b!tch slaps*

[CazTheSinger]

BITCH SLAP

[freday11]

LOL the subtitles are terrible in this video

[TeeeeJayH]

Lmao the snake's like "Wtf was that"

[MFGreth]

fuck yeah monitor lizard

[yahhtrick1000]

haah the snakes like im finnah whoop this snake with legs ass couse im hungery... monitor is like what you staring at punk oh shit he for real hit me i better get outa here but first before i leave i got one more thing **WHACK** bitch thats what you get for thinking your faster than me thats why i got the food and i bitch slapped yo ass.... snake trys to find left overs in the shell haha

[Pok3g4mer123]

It's Mr.Kipling from Jessie

[stephen4505]

im the biggest and baddest lmao

[kiddscyth]

the monitor was like yea well yo momma a bitch



[h21j3]

Hahah what a troll- the lizard

[eliseo07206]

This is s o funnny!!

[Nopwn4u]

0:55 BITCH SLAPPED!

[leafdragon690]

holy crap go moniter lizard

!

[YRTWINS2]

Press 8 for Taha.

[ZillaMech]

cobra's like " that four legged son of a bitch ate my sunny sides up!"

[azurescens420]

The monitor and the snake are both BAMFs.

[spurrit]

Narrator has an annoying voice and is too loud.

[GlimFliker]

"Hey, finders keepers buddy!"

[lqtm237]

1:00 That's all you need to hear about this video.

[singularku]

can cobra defeat hedgehog? 

[guitarguyGuy131]

cobra bitch slapped

[Fuckfan77]

troll lizard

[joker208956]

cobra got schooled

[Philosophy122333]

:) Hello in your channel

[Xhabit1]

anyone else flipping cobra video's

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[TheDraugh]

U mad cobra?

[Legacycore]

troll'd dumb snake haha, that slap the snake was like wheredat come from?

[godwarmw2]

lol at the cobra as it's getting slapped

[WHoAteMycOOkiee]

lol snake was stupified from that smack to the face

[swizzbeats1212]

Trolololol

[JohnAntonyFortune]

lol the ultimate PIMP SLAP

[LolPowerranger16]

0:55 ... LIKE A BOSS

[ElNeNeKOOl]

@LolPowerranger16 haha bitch slap xD

[slicer302]

@LolPowerranger16 Like a B0:55

[buklao559]

dum ass sooooo dum

[cal1234567]

@buklao559 *dumb, now who looks silly

[buklao559]

@cal1234567 calm your tits dude i know its dumb i just put dum for short this is not a spelling contest

[Minatoleekrinaze]

@buklao559

But it is common English.

In which you fail. <:P

[buklao559]

@Minatoleekrinaze ok very awkward

[cal1234567]

@buklao559 The people have spoken, from now you are forbidden from removing the b off dumb muahahahaha *slowly taps fingers together*

[buklao559]

@cal1234567 lol

[AdelAlshehri1]

Hahahaha he says of the Cobra Do not Mess with me



[albertchivas08]

The Guy Doing The Voice In The Back Ground Can Suck My Fat Juicy Dick!!

[Lukfoolery]

holy crap...hahahahahaha that lizard is clever

[PHILLIPandSEAN]

"the monitor lizard has the last laugh" LMFAOO

[rEsonansDx]

hahaha very intelligent

[Psycho13ladez]

damn that lizard was on point got his grub on and bitchslapped a cobra that makes a great drinking story haha

[snowflake9630]

0:54 Monitor Lizard wins LIKE A BOSS :D

[KraftySK]

The thing on the cobra looks like a dick

[ForestHero11]

Imagine this guy having sex.

Girl: You already came?!

This guy: The battle was over even before it began.

[EternalComos]

@ForestHero11 lol

[yodadawg]

@ForestHero11 or. "Prepare yourself. A venomous cobra is leaving its lair, ready to feast and prey."

[MikeRichards91]

@ForestHero11 ahahahahahahahaa

[MrRayquazaking]

@ForestHero11 And so it began.....The great battle of our time.

[TheBigTurtle134]

@ForestHero11 LMFAO

[thelolmaniac123]

@ForestHero11 LOL xD

[oogle78]

The lizard is a hall monitor? lol

[dwadefan4lyfe2]

haha

[halolegoboy1234]

TORLOLOLOLOL!

[deathanter]

0:55 like a boss

[FBFTheRagingWarrior]

Monitor lizard? Isn't that comodo Dragon?

[Freedomfighter225]

@FBFTheRagingWarrior are you retarded?



[silarnon]

@FBFTheRagingWarrior A Komodo Dragon is a species of monitor lizard, but the one in this video isn't a Komodo.

[FBFTheRagingWarrior]

@silarnon Hmmmh.Thanks for the info.Though monitor lizard sounds really stupid.

[sarahthunter555]

go mr kipling!

[sarahthunter555]

mr kipling

[MrFLAMER123]

I'm the biggest, And the fuckin' fattest.

[RGVCripted]

I can't watch this or any NG video because of the cock narrator.

[Freedomfighter225]

@RGVCripted yeah hes such a douche... i cant even take nature seriously cause of him anymore. i went from "DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARRY!!!"... to "fuck this shit, im gonna go play MW3"

[Killert52]

@Freedomfighter225 cock narrator?

[TacoLoco1000]

@RGVCripted i thought it was a joke narrator at first, dude sounds like a total cock

[Khrys32]

And the pimp hand was strong with the Monitor Lizard.

[XxxMarcoThePhoenixxX]

Lizard use - Bitch Slap it Very Effective

[smileyface14982]

Fail...

[theonlyitsAYKJ]

You sound like the narrator from Pokemon..

[DCismyinitals]

if you had a master ball you could of had both

[GoodGameGabin]

yay i was hoping lizard wins lol the snake got smacked and was like "what the? what hit me?"

[Dan17234]

The guy who narrates this is such a tool..

[funoah2626]

Lizard winner cobra loser

[tastymuffin1]

FALCON SLAP

[thedani113]

Monitor Lizard: Bitch, please *slaps*

Cobra: DAFUQ HAPPENED?

[RunescapeCalculator]

that cobra right after the hit was like: ow shit wtf wuz that?

[BruhmanXmercernary]

the old lizard one shot sucker punch

[JC839]

TROL LIZARD

[ZlatanOBOJ]

Monitor Lizard = Troll Dad

[oXEvanXo]

hahaha This is TOo much Funny lol Lizard..

[xDiZzTy]

that shit was too funny

[gbmilwaukee414]

Honestly, the cobra is lucky that the monitor had already eaten, otherwise it might have done more than give that tail slap. Monitors pwn snakes, even venomous ones.

[TheKingpjay]

is that stan lee speaking

[redmoon555]

nailed

[SonicTheRainboom]

LOL The cobra just got Trolled. xD

[69xjosex69]

0:54 the cobra like

WHAT THE FUCK! O.O

[keeplisted]

FUCKINGS ADS!!

[ArchAngel4275]

since they fight so slow they better check their weight on their scales

[dukemakaveli]

this is a normal cobra anyway , if the king cobra was here , he would fucked the lizard and the camera man too .

[HybriiD122]

Lizard uses Tail Slap!

Its super effective

[asiandude469]

0:56 reminds me of my ex wife

[MultiMrOwner]

0:00 free replay



[mikekukas]

when the snake stands up again after the tail kick it doesn't really know which way to look or go LOL was completely lost... two more hits like that and it would have been technikal K.O. OWNED

[fatsmut]

retard commentary.....now i hit mute....ty reta4rd commentary...

[Ahmadf20]

TROLOLOLOLOLOLO that monitor lizard in fact is chuck norris's pet now

[WarfareDubstep]

When the video started I thought the GTA 4 theme song was going to play lol

[seethesky28]

cobra was like FUCKIN A!!!!!!!!!!

[aimanzainal1]

Lizard uses tail whip

CRITICAL STRIKE

[mkocja5a]

more like moniTROLL lizard :P

[toasteeze]

0:57 cobra:"who dat, who dare?" the waterboy reference n_n

[darkgun101]

hahaha troll lizard

[Exterminator888]

@darkgun101 probelm, cobra?

[PlayerOblivion]

lol owned

[newstart2c]

I was shocked to find out cobra is on the hedgehogs dinner menu

[aiasimone201]

>:D BITCH SLAP - MONITOR LIZARD STYLE!!!

[jtm226]

0:54 that cobra was like huh who did that



[k3ngarbage]

1:09 troll face !

[JuhMoskita]

0:55 huh the what now?

[tim23tom23]

0:55 I can't see....holy shit I can't seeeee

[justasas1]

so this is how trolling apeared

[p8chill]

0:36 animals flexing on each other

0:58 cobra is like that muthafucka!

1:07 cobra is like, what? no food? oh that muthafucka!

[IamThePanther]

FacePalm



[Miikaika25]

lol 

[krgrubbs]

Too late sucker!

[MrSTYLESmilez]

how did i get here from watching cats play with a ipad?????

[biozastron]

i love the attitude of the lizard. And slap @ 0:55

[senorcartgadge]

@biozastron that was the best part

[kolle147]

the title should be:

Cobra vs. Monitroll Lizard

[dubstepforce]

hahahahaha xD monitor lizard trolling xD

[zachtuk111]

0:58, i like after getting slaped, cobra is confused what just happened XD

[665naruto]

at end the cobra was like wut du hell??? thu shellz are empty....??? thu slap was fo nothin

[TheNodyNod]

0:54

the cobra was like

hope no one is looking

i got reputation to maintain

[tomyhas]

@TheNodyNod LOLLLLLL

[dankill16]

@TheNodyNod lol

[333kevster]

0:54 BITCH SLAP BIETCH



[21exis]

monitor lizard: trolololololololololololol

[cchtx7]

the monitor lizard - nature's troll

[LonnaOnietq671]

so hab was geiles entdeckt haha

[BoneThugsRTheBest]

that lizard must have been a clever pimp before he got reincarnated

[Bulldog76center]

:55 BITCH SLAP!

[xXxdamonstaxXx]

Monitor Lizard :TrollFace:

[gregorybrandt]

"Last Thoughts on Woody Guthrie" (response video) that's all I'm saying...

[dheer730]

if the monitor lisard had eaten all the eggs then y would it stand its ground it could have left and that show of attitude by hitting the cobra over the head was totally uncalled for bad lisard.. bad lisard

[AddictionToGaming]

That cobra got bitch slapped, lmao

[Ave6192]

0:55

"where the fuck am i?"

[zelastjoker]

lizard used pimp slap!!!!!

cobra is confuzzled. loool

[aminomethyl]

Cobra @ 0:55 who the fuck did that? *looks around*

[zelastjoker]

@aminomethyl he got the sense knocked out of him lol

[DiversityLight]

Man, look at the snakes face at the end. "Man I got stiffed again ! I'm moving. "