Nigerian Mothers (Jocelyn Jee)

[sshuisken]

My mom is Nigerian. I'll ask her, "Mom, why are you shouting?"

"I AM NOT SHOUTING!"

[ytracka]

Its Nt Jus African........ Its Any Black Parent

[theresabbz]

lol to funny 

[sk8er4life11100]

im nigerian that how my grandma tlk

[beloit22]

ohh! 2007...NO WONDER ITS NOT FUNNY

[MzJazzy123100]

LMAO! this is so true. My mom does that too! Jocelyn Jee is really funny

[feranmi101]

yo i swear she cracks me up because my family does this & i always wonder why they are yelling when i can hear them perfectly then i love what my nana talks to me on the phone about if im okay , if i'm married(im 15) if i already have a child(im 15 btw) and then shell give the phone to people ive never met who talk about how they rememeber me &ask if i rememeber them ( i left when i was 4 and havent been back) but i never rememeber them they swear to they know how life is in the u.s smh shame

[meryab11]

shes got the talent to make good jokes from everytin

luv her

[malayikah243]

looool ! TRUE 4 evry AFRICAN MOM's...^V^...KONGO

[animeloverZBreezy]

My dad is Nigerian & grandmas on both sides do that!

LOL

[pajamagirl123]

i wonder if the woman they show at 0:28 is her mom!

[pajamagirl123]

This had me and my mom DYING!! My Aunt does this to me all the time lol she'll call me and while in the middle of leaving a message I'll call her back from my house phone, and she'll talk to me WHILE she's still leaving the message!! then I'll have a 20 minute long voicemail lol I love being Nigerian :)

[impheatus123]

The intonation sounds like singaporean english lol

[dougiefresh2k6]

lol i love this woman!!!! i'm jamaican and we dnt really do this but i just love how she uses the simple things to get u laughing...thumbs up b

[WhitneyHouston96]

This is sooo true!

[2009emilymay]

is it jake..no thats a boys name HAHAH

[Born2Act1991]

lmao hahahahaahah toooo tooooo funny

[videowatcher4006]

Very funny

[FromTheHuts]

looooooooooooool. I was silent but at the end i was crackin up so much.

[MsChurch2010]

4 the black hair

You are completely wrong all African women are not same.

East Africa people have a lovely hair and they never take long to wash.

[roughdaimond1]

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooo

[chrisy330]

too funny looooooooooooooooooooooool

[joshpill2]

HIGH-LARIOUS!

[arasharfa]

EEEEH, whats HA name, I cant remembah HA name. EEEEEH

[tinypuppies3]

lol

[iskender682]

hahaha.....yeah..........i love Jocelyn

[shake293]

Hahahaha! OMG this is sooo true! Lmfao!

[Mai93Muna]

thats african parents!! lol

[hahaha430]

they axed her really good show for that idiot lee nelson

[SinclairisCool]

@hahaha430

Lee Nelson is a totally and complete douche bag. Jocelyn's show was 120% better. and it was actually funny.

[sguardian870]

@SinclairisCool THIS SHOULDNT EVEN BE AN ARGUMENT....

[SinclairisCool]

@sguardian870

Who's arguing?

[sguardian870]

@sguardian870 Didnt say u were i meant that in a supportive way.....

[hahaha430]

dat was funny my ghanaian parents do that

[shortstuf1991]

Gotta luv our nija mums

[Chimier]

This is SOOO TRUE!

[Marykunbio]

We are not that bad. Common. We just want to speak to our babies and if they decide to ignore us we give them the treatment. Ha! Ha!! Just joking. I feel better now.

[jordinSymone]

we have to have the same mothers!!!

[BBPRODU]

my mom does that

[MiaBandalero]

Dis girl is a star!!

[lalu12100]

i always watch this its so funny xD

[Ifygurl]

LMFAO. African mother especially naija mothers.

My mom is exactly like that except she'll call upon calling till the point she'll leave 6 message in my phone in the past 20 minutes.

[TyceeTv]

@Ifygurl I CAN RELAAAAATE OMG XD

[TheBoyTosin]

ur mom most be an ibo woman lol

[Rachael77]

peek up peek up peek up peek up... lmaoooooooo

[clueless301]

Lmao... Igbo Woman.

[Ifygurl]

@clueless301

Actually she's Efik but i understand what you mean. Igbo mother act like that too. LOL

[LikkleMissBambii]

pahah (: this is jokes!!!

[SkyAngel247]

LOL!

[shiznat100]

Hilarious!!

[oooNUUBAooo]

hahahaha this so made my day!! LOL!!!

[zoechase]

i luv this im nigerian the accents of the moms r funny wit british people

[b0oTLeG]

lol, my mom is south african, but she goes off on tha phone tha same way... i suffer from AMS... African Mother Syndrome

[supervirtuouswoman]

My Mom is from America and she talks on the phone about everybody. If the phone is ringing, she will say tell them I'm not home, but If she answers the phone, she will say to them that she glad they call.

[supervirtuouswoman]

That was very very funny. All mothers are special!!!

[shulternuctin]

this is my mom at 6 am. "hell0 amaka, heyooo chai eh i heard it too chaiiii"

i have lost sleep coz of her

[mcflurz]

LOL jocelyn I answered d door nd it was you...goodbye

[Mark18Martin]

LMAO joker hahahah nice one

[PaulCowperthwaite08]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLL love it!

[YAhomeGURLGG]

thats how my mom is. shes talkin to some1 in 9ja at like 6 am and shez loud as hell!!!

[Kryptollama]

i loove her show

[Munki6]

"I know, dirty girl" lol

[ShyStar07]

My Dad iz Ghanaian & he SHOUTS on the fone 4 hourz!! :-D LOL!

[GhanaChickaa]

ALIEEE u kno bout da shoutin loool

[lidemiley]

LOOOL so does mi mine!!! well mi mum does X D

[TheRocketVoltage]

LMAO! My mom is Ghanaian and she does this! My father is even worse. The man SHOUTS onto the phone, and he has a BOOMING voice!

[LightningStash]

@TheRocketVoltage

Heh, I know the feeling. Dang, our Parents can TALK, & SHOUT all at once. You

can not tell if they are talking, or shouting when it comes to them in differerent

conversations!

[ChimasStyle]

@TheRocketVoltage Jocelyn is Nigerian, but yeah, iThink our me and your men are the same, its like "Ello? Can you hear me! Ello! Oh, are you dea? Na Wow oh, iWus tinking tinking tinking, dis one kind boy oh, ee no dey ansa de phone eh? But you na dea my mouth they shut. ELLLO? WHAT E NA DE? EH? ELLO? OKAY, iWUS IN THE SUPAH MAKET AND iSAW MY FRIEND. (snaps) LONG LONG TIME, WE NO DE SEE, EH? OKAY WO, LEEME LEAVE YOU. GOOOD BYE! ....Ello? ARE YOU DEA? (hangs up phone) If he said bye, iNo de hear

[misslozbmx]

@TheRocketVoltage HAHHA thats sooo true for my parents LOL

[omoibile]

" Who's that at my door, Jocelyn wait for me.... Oh! Jocelyn I answered the door and it was you ...so bye bye" LMAO I fell off my chair HAHAHA

[nordicdream]

lol =D

[RhiiannaBabeszxO]

whizzchic - Yeaah , She Does :L But its More Like 5Hours . And When im On The Phone For Longer Than 10Minutes, She Gets All African ! And Starts Shouting At Me ! Deen Tells Me To Go Eat Yam !

[tunegzy1]

lol, u sure do have on typical African mom.

[whizzchic]

XD....omg so true, my mum does that but she doesnt think she does, i said...okay ur not that bad

rep naija

[KIKO1081]

HAHAHAHA PICK UP PICK UP PICK UP

[goldenismonica]

whoever is saying that this girl is nigerian is obviously lost!

she even did the show "little miss jocelyn" and it was about nigerians for the most part. this woman is a nigerian and whoever saying she is ghanaian is talking straight out of their ass.

this was hilarious!!!!

hahahahahaha!! i laughed so hard at the end.

:D

[goldenismonica]

i meant to say "isnt nigerian is obviously lost!"

lol

[Raaawwrr]

Looking at the comments, i'm guessing ALL foreign mothers do this.

[scudder91]

i reckon all mothers do this. my mom could fill up an old 90 minute audio cassete. :-)

[RhiiannaBabeszxO]

My Mumsz Niqeriann !

My Daysz , She Can Be So

Bloody African Sometimesz !

Shesz A FOB .

Snm .

[whizzchic]

lol, does she talk hella loud on the phone too?

and like, 2 hour phone calls...jeez

dats wat makes naija mums so damn funny

naija bam bam...my friends wristband says that XD

[tunegzy1]

expecially when they buy those African calling cards. They call home and start moving all around the house lol.

[whizzchic]

And she'll spend 5 hours talking on the phone she'll be lyk " BE QUIET, IM ON INTERNATIONAL CALL!" but she'll spend the whole 5 hours shoutin down tha phone Lol

[vanessak1x]

my bock is horting....lmao

[juliavictoria87]

LMAO damn that was hilarious hahaha reminds me of my mom exactly and we're from St Lucia but I just got a message from my mom that was the same exact thing haha nice I love it XD

[chikanaudrey]

im nigerian and we met her before in nigeria

[whizzchic]

cool!!!!!! omg, i think jocelyn jee is awesome...shes so funny

[juhalahmed6]

ahahahahahaha shes crazy!!!!!!!

omg bangladeshi mothers are exactly the same!

[Nessiechan]

Its a West Indian thing too! My mum does it too... just not as long LOL

[Bonitaymorena]

I agree my mom's from Grenada and she's like that too just not as long.

[Nessiechan]

LOL my mum's Grenadian too xD I think we are seeing a pattern here x3

[Naerbu]

u guys r grenades?

[Nessiechan]

Lol wrong. Search up your geography. Grenada is an island in the West Indies.

[markee871]

loooooooooooooool @ "eh, dutty girl"

she's hilarious

im looking for the vid of hers when she's talking about nigerian hair salons

[MoRulez]

My mom is Brazilian! She acts just the same!

[BradAmazing]

My back is Huurrting My legs are huuurrttinng

[ashley2ify]

she is the funniest nigerian woman....LMFAO

[QueenofQueensss]

it dont matter where she come from all that matters that she is funny

[naijababy08]

Jocelyn Jee Esien (born March 2, 1979 in Hackney, London[1]) is an English comedian, of Nigerian origin

[tinywarner]

she is ghanian not nigerian shes jus takin the piss

[babbyluvin]

she isnt boffin ghanian , she is nigerian :/

[tinywarner]

watever caus she is ur best friend init wat a fuckin idiot

[babbyluvin]

dont tok abt urself like that ye ?

[tinywarner]

kmt one any ugly girl wid her dead jokes

[Nwuese]

The name ESSIEN is a Nigerian name from the EFIK tribe. Trust me, she IS NIGERIAN

[GhanainShawty]

yeah theres an essian or essien name in ghana too. i just cant remember how u spell it but its pronounced similarily

[bellachebella]

lol my mum's nigerian she the same haha irep naija dun knoe :)

[Fatushka]

lol

[masbo]

hahaha. talking to u as if they're talking to u.

[dustykad]

I love this woman!!!

[illicit3an]

is this like typical nigerian mothers on the phone?

very much like fijian mums.

:)

[Fuzzbabby]

lol mums

[carribeancutee]

Tooo Funny!

[LeJuvvy]

ROFL at the last part!!!!

[rithemaz]

i swear she's ghanain, her surname is essien

[CBalltheway]

thats a nigerian name as well

[EboniiB]

Yup Essien is Nigerian.

[PussyCatDoll1986]

i thought she was Ghanaian

[GhanainShawty]

who essien? seriously i wanna kno

[4lakeside1]

you are so damn funny. 9ja representing.

[TSquared2001]

Now this I can believe with the professors I have. LOL

[Xx0Dime0xX]

lol im not a nigerian im a ghanaian but i bet my mother would do the same

[Xx0Dime0xX]

lol jocelyn i answered the door and it was you so goodbye

[whiteboy4all]

is joylce a nigerian?

[jeywb]

Duh.

[rithemaz]

nah i swear she's ghanain, her surname is essien, its just when u do jkez about african mothers its better to use nigerians

[Maamemercy]

nigerians also use the name essien. im ghanaian and i know this for a fact as one of my best friends is nigerian and has that surname

[NaijaBoyy]

lol thts my last namee! =D

[TSquared2001]

Well Nigerians are the more verbally dominant people in Africa.

[biavalene]

i disagree

[BabieBumtingz]

LOOOOOOOOL MA FAMILY ENT LIKE DATT DOE CAH MA MUMZ JAMAICAN INEH BUH MA CO-DEE'S MUMZIEE GOSHH! SHES SOOO LIKE DAT. MA NAMES PAULINE YEAH SHE CALLS ME PAULINA WIFF DAH ACCENT AGEN ND IM LIKEE RAHHH! Buh Hol Tyt Nigerianzzz Styll.Dun Noe iRep Dere Fully :)

[Ucheb]

naija represent!!

[dwaynewadeispeng91]

Fucking Hilarious!!! 100 percent Nigerian, and proud. Shout out to my mumzie as well. Love you, mum.

[H20candies]

LOL!!! My mother is Liberian but she is the same way!!!

[africanqueen17]

ahahah so true, that is my mama 4 u ohhhhhhh

[9jabaeajoke]

yo0o you are so right;;my mommas friends talk like that;;i be like wait can you repeat that;;they end up having to spell the word like d for dog;;because i cant understand..then they be like you dont hear englishh;;lmao

[dwaynewadeispeng91]

Lol, that's what my mum does on the phone...'D for Damian, E...for Edward...', they do that because they think that the person on the otherside can't understand the accent. But most English people are ignorant like that...thats why Nigerians with the heavy accent result to this method, lol.

[9jabaeajoke]

who u telling?''

its worse when they call naija;;they gotta talk extra loud;;lol

[trickpoppy]

LOL. My nigerian mom does that too. She swears i can hear her when she is on my voice mail.

[N9ja4life]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[adorabledarl]

we are blessed to have such mothers

[ReddzVoice]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!­

[racquel69]

lmfaoooo "i answered the door and it was you! goodbyee!" hahaha so funny bro.

[vintagewannabe94]

aah that is so funny my mom does the same thing when she gets my voice mail. i'm from nigeria so you know how it is.

[Caribprincess87]

LMAOOOOOO

:)

[mizzsouthafrica]

haha funny bt true

we r south african bt daaam she does it 2

hahahah

[StrawberriLust]

dis is true. and nigerian moms be madd loud on da phone too. its so funny

[xtewhawtx]

omigosh my mums nigerian but they DNT act like tht

this vid. iz hilarious!

[Etigris]

hahaaha of course not all our moms are like this...just a stereotype. alot are like that tho

[monicajoi]

I'm not Nigerian and that is my mom!!!

[fejoke]

are you serious?

[monicajoi]

My parents talk on the machine driving to your house and they have the keys cuz your @ work. My sister and I think they are both hilariously insane.

[RonandHerm]

that was sooooo funny. my family is nigerian too but my mom doesn't act like that but she does leave long messages on my phone...she definetley has the accent down right!

[Floraiton]

I wonder - what part of Nigeria is she from?

[3ama4life]

she is Ibo

[Floraiton]

thanks :-)

[carolzy1]

Joceln is not ibo. She is from the niger delta area(we are not ibos), akwa Ibom state specifically. Her surname is Essien and that is definitely not an ibo name.

Anyway she is fantastic and she is right about nigerian mums, my mum actually does that.

[cocolahtay]

I heard she was akwaibom. Her last name is Esien.

[babe07631]

hahaha, just like my mom, haha i love her hahah

[ampletime07]

HAHAHA

[luciengrey24]

So so glad my momsi does not behave like this.

[ghanboy]

Are you Nigerian?

[nigeriandimples]

my mums nigerian and she doesnt behave lik dis but jocelyn is funny tho...cs i no plenty of mums who do behave lik this lol

[luciengrey24]

100% Born and bred.

[LilMisSsHAdy11]

luciengray24 n nigeriandimples... thanx n God bless... my mom doesnt behave like that either... IT'S NOT TYPICAL!

[sweetnessa20]

lllllllllllooooooooollllllllll­ll 1.11 is so funny

[adewumichick]

hahaha...

lol

dis is halarious

[prudentasowen]

she's so gud!

[pbonez7]

loooooooooooooooooooooooooool

looove her mann

she is da best

she is the only comedian that actully makes me laugh

and my mum is thge same hehe

[burntchocolatebabe]

lol this is so true

[MzBr3ezy12]

That was soo funni.. 1:15 Ah who is dat outside my window

[Queenpammz]

jocelyn is jokes man.shes funny

[mayowa1987]

funny but it sooo happens everyday...

[pinkestgliter]

That was funny though.

[MGheiizy]

woooow!! she's too funnii!!

[oliviafm88]

she needs to come to NY

[ruggedsailor2core]

real talk

[JimiJegede]

That was hillarious.