Star Trek (in 47 Seconds) *SPOILERS*

[Govenorphatt]

You can play a drinking game with the star trek movie. Everytime there is a lens flare when the camera pans, have a shot.

We call the game SUICIDE.

[xTsukiTsuki]

@Govenorphatt HOLY FUCK. EVERYONE WOULD GET DRUNK AND DIE.

.....However, this idea does sound rather intriguing.....

[crazyharry156]

I thought I was the only one who noticed Kirk's special hanging-from-things talent.

[TheRevJonnyNemo]

BRILLIANT!!!! You done anything other than Youtube?

[wpdunbar3]

...because no one else seems to have the courage to say it about the faux Trek film. You da man, Shy.

[COMIXx]

space husbands in action at the end lololololol

[joel1975]

Hilarious...

[ALLenROOK]

you do quality stuff shy, you deserve 100k subs at least :( shit like phillydtv gets em but good stuff like this goes unnoticed.

to shy, the man that could!

[Shyaporn]

@ALLenROOK Thanks. Though that toast should go: "The man that could... but doesn't."

[blacksupra001]

Gaaahahahahaa i never looked it it that way haha "I just killed 6 billion and 50 starships how is that a win for you ?"

[IDontKnoWhaThatMeans]

THIS IS AMAZING XD

[MeOrTheWallpaper]

BEST. ENDING. EVER. 

[RoofMountWindTurbine]

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[Greendotz]

0:40 up to 0:50

That's exactly why this movie sucks so much!

[oliviasdaddy1]

47! 

[DictatorRoB]

@oliviasdaddy1

Yes but video is longer really, I think they wrote 47 because creators of actual show put it in every episode, since they were fans of 47 theory.

[TheSpiderByte]

Ironically, Spock looks a lot like Namor.

[glowel1]

"Stop right there Nemo!"

"Thats a fish."

omg xD cant stop laughing.

[blackkatdiamond]

LOVED it!!! Don't really get the last part though.

[nebutron]

Why must you keep hanging from things?

[giannivee1]

Good!!, loved startrek, i got spok and the romulan, but who was that guy in the wig, was he CPT Kirk?  OK, alrright ha ha..ok..thanks Gianni

[VideoAdventurer]

Awesome! I am subscribing for this!!

[Xanii5]

That's a fish... x'DD hilarious

[SpicySauce7]

awesome :D

[NaomiGower]

hahahahahahaha i love it! i liked watchong the original star treks the movie sucked balls. i hated....

[JuicyDBASE]

My thoughts at the end of the video (OHHHH!! WHY!!!!)

[seth766320]

ive got my vulcan army of five right here

[ultramegaman555]

FAAAAANTASTIC!!!

you my friend are a genius XD

and hilarious XD

said in such a calm but direct way, just fantastic, i could watch this over and over again,

got myself a new fave,thx

[DanteLAurs]

LOL, someone else has seen that the bad guy actually wins in Star Trek XI! Thank you.

[DanteLAurs]

LOL, someone else has seen that the bad guy actually wins in Star Trek XI! Thank you.

[kaimalee]

cool

[bobbyandbeans]

How'd you get your hands on Shatner's wig collection?

[MrSpockify]

lol Go Spirk! Love the ending! :D

[inkedchick80]

LMFAO .. "I've got my Vulcan army of five right here Mr. Kirk" ... It's writing like this that makes me love you Shy!!!

[DraculasHenchwoman]

LOL - nice Nero make up!

[Zzaztur]

DUUUUUDE, You are awesome!

[pyrogyra72]

Must you keep hanging from things?

[Goatman909]

GOD DOMMIT SPOCK!

[manishkyle]

It said 47 secs but this is 103 you faggots bitches! cunt you!

[v4lkyr]

@manishkyle

what exactly is 'to cunt'?

[manishkyle]

@v4lkyr i dunno im just board. fuck u

[v4lkyr]

@manishkyle

r u russian or some shit

[manishkyle]

@v4lkyr what the mother fucking fuck tities? russian? u saying that russians say cunt a lot? racist? hmmmm? are you racist against russians? hmmmmm?

[EnvyTheEnv]

YOU'RE THE MAN. I lold so fucking much.

[MaicoMoon]

Nice makeup work.

[sashaseven]

You rock !

[kat4848]

AaaaAH oo ah oo

[evilsmileyface666]

"How exactly is that a win for you...?"

It may be because it is one in the morning, but that was freaking amazing. (And I loved the slash. ;) )

-Evilsmileyface666 >; )

[skatermonkeygirl]

Awesome. I loved this. My favorite part was Kirk and Spock going in for the kiss at the end. Perfect.

[firthy17]

you said your damn ninja would take care of the robocop productions presents. :')

[mrnono999]

do you have to keep hanging form things

[lyinglikelions]

"i've got my vulcan army of five right here, mr,kirk."

XD

[ByteAGig]

loved it!! nailed the three main characters in under a minute. And the five-man vulcan army is INCREDIBLE! lol watch out though spock, they get divided very easily (every time you say goodbye :P)

[AtariMaxiToriyama]

Is that. . . Bruce Lee?

[ocachisu]

the ending!! :D i always thought they'd be perfect for each other. i mean they fight like an old couple.

[TheAngelofCaffeine]

This is BRILLIANT. XD

[TenArashi]

This skit is both hilariously accurate (Really you'd think Spock would be insulted by Kirk's implication that the loss of his entire culture does not constitute a loss for him...) AND hits my slashy buttons very nicely. I have long considered it that any Star Trek parody that does not mention Kirk/Spock is both inaccurate and FAIL. Therefore this pleases me muchly. :)

[BlueOblivion]

Namor FTW!

As usual, love you love you love you.

[NickMerlino]

its ok ('-') :) (:

[gunbladeauto1]

Mommy???

[TG626]

ROFLMFAO!!!

[francisraud]

Commander Speck, this is genious!

Thanks

[PeculiarParasol]

And then they kiss and it all makes sense. XD That was good, I loved Nero.

[roninredshade]

@PeculiarParasol : Yes, peeps need to give Nero his props. Dude destroyed a planet. No one in Star Trek has done that. Shot, Dude's tied with the Death Star!

[frow9405]

It's a win because of the slash, I guess.

[smoky90210]

That question at the end so true.

[youyoumego]

"Must you keep hanging from things?"

ROFL! Brilliant delivery.

[WilderWeinX]

LOL so good.

[aprilaprilaprilapril]

You are a perfect Spock!! :D

[isisfrog]

You are *awesome* and this vid is full of WIN! lol irl!

[raudstrupe]

Hahahaha perfect!

[DrEvilana]

LMFAO!!!!!!! XD XD XD

[GraysonBabs4eva]

this was piss-funny XD

[CDRDaarek]

I can't think of ANY better way to comment on this!

[Wimpoman]

I just pee'd a little! lmao lmao lmao

[crazygirl1502]

The movie was awsome but this was hilarious!

[apdconquerer4]

dude great job!!!

[thanks51]

yeah the writing got kinda lazy about halfway thru but this kind of "crossover" film,if you will,has alot of requirements, much like generations. And when it comes to handing the franchise over to a new crew time travel is used kinda as a cure-all it seems. The time travel didn't bother me as much as the time travel AND the parallel universe. It's like chose one or the other.

[kazeiki]

LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVE!!!!!

This is my favorite EVERYTHING XD so true! and thanks for the K/S at the end there, it was brilliant!

[bretp99]

Hee hee! I loved the "Must you keep hanging from things?" line too!

[sarsfieldusmc]

lol

[celticarchie]

HAhahahah! Classic! :D

[AmMellow]

I wanna see the end

[PellimusPrime]

XDDDD "Must you keep hanging from things?"

Ohdeargod that was epic. xD

[cloudedstar85]

OMG LOL :D nemo

[tamura808]

lmao "but they killed your mommy" "mommy!"

[IdenityX3]

i hate the last part,LOL!

[AmyJoWI]

frickin awesome!!!! so spot-on

[chillinger10]

THat was a minut

[ChixBand]

lool. were they gonna kiss at the end???? lol

[migetz]

WHO WUT WERE WHEN WHY?! O___O

[amberaztec]

males 35-44 v.v for your information im a 14yrold gilr and i love startrek -.-" and spock <33333 o-o"

[jorezzi]

"This video is most popular with: Male 35-44"

So much for impressing the ladies. :P

[Actionguy1]

Great job! Still better than that peice of crap JJ Abrams released upon the world back in May!

[DarthxxRane]

I love Nero. xD

[Alexanderzzzzon]

Haha you movies are so awesome!^^,

but... gaaaaay xD hahaha

Still, they're awesome!

[Martan76]

;oD "Must you keep hanging on things?" Oh and the ending - ROTFL!!

::mooooooooAAAAAAH:: ;oD

[obsedianmirage]

its so great XD then end is amazing

[tubeydatuba]

"Must you keep hanging from things?"

hahaha

can't believe I've never stumbled onto these vids

[Antiquitydreams]

It's so true... god it's all so true. *hangs head in shame but can't stop laughing at the same time* Oh my fandom...

[iXPrometheanXi]

LMAO at the end X)

[graxthetyrant]

Nemo has a good point there. :P

[francisraud]

't's great...

[JeffJeffityJeff]

ROFL!! :)))

[LeftOfTheMorningStar]

"Must you keep hanging from things?"

Ahaha.

Brilliant.

[Divinewrath007]

@ the ending: O.o

at the rest O.o

but the second one just cuz it was so well done XP u actually did a nice job acting like the guy in blue....i forgot his name XD any1 wanna remind me :P

[Missets]

You mean spock?

[Divinewrath007]

lol maybe ty XD

[babyinblack]

omg the ending :O :P

[Liizziioo]

LMFSAJNLDMFSDF

[tuber2oo]

I'm glad girls aren't the only ones who see the subtext!

[DonTheTurtleDude]

ROFL

[junugustinigan]

I have to show this to my friend.

She loves Kirk/Spock slash... ew.

Either way, great stuff!

[Shyaporn]

Sure, sure... your "friend" loves it. Of course.

;p

[junugustinigan]

Haha, I was wondering if you'd comment.

I didn't notice of it till it was too late, but think what you want.

Because of her, that pairing is an inevitable thought, as it was with you, apparently. ;)

[Pinkflame15]

yah,,,basically.... thats what happened....loved the ending

[scarhead8]

Varry Awesome! LOL!

[champFichtnerBourne]

Mommy

[Nixenji]

I loved the movie but DAMN this was funny! XD

[excaliber2023]

ROFL he started to kiss his clone! BWAHHA

[romieisthebest95]

thats a fish!

[TariqAlSuave]

47 is 42 adjusted for inflation

[mirataku1]

Haha!

[batgirljt]

bahaha!  last scene ftw!

[G1234George]

is dat a power drill?

[iamsam1000]

wow that is nearly as good as the movie!

[Godspentacostal]

you're hilarious

[cheese6444]

roflmao

[lastrange123]

well done

[liederlady221B]

Must you keep hanging from things? *snort*

But the epilogue scene of this is truly FTW!

[Starryvideos]

I must say that that is NOT spock in a relationshop with uhura

[volunteer30]

Great!

[Oniqueen]

I love you.

[Shyaporn]

Oh, I'm sure you say that to all the Star Trek cosplay boys...

[Oniqueen]

Only if they are pretty and make out with each other.

[feathers10123]

"Must you keep hanging from things?" lol classic kirk right there

[showerandbath]

Mommy?!

[girlobsessed]

Five Amazing Stars. Nice work!

[Avalero7]

That really does sum it up in a hilarious and witty way lol.

[punkgal67]

this is awesome....

[lochiej1]

hahahahah fantastic!, i subsribed!

[DarthCulf]

I love how you go in for the kiss at the end. And Kirk randomly hanging off things.

[PsychoholicGremlin]

"Must you keep hanging from things?"...funniest part. I was the only one of my friends who noticed that while watching Star Trek.

[WingZero91]

"You and what army?"

*hold up hand "I got my Volcan army of five right here."

ROFL

[lovelythots]

You REALLY have to do more movies in 47 seconds! This is brilliant!

[Shyaporn]

I'll start up again next week. Been a bit busy preparing for a little lecture/performance Friday.

[JaydenHasNoFriends]

'how exactly is the a win for you?'

[hevykevy316]

How'd you get two of you in te one shot?

[Shyaporn]

Alternate reality.

[hevykevy316]

Ah. Makes sense.

Comes with the territory I suppose.

[YuyuPrincess411]

"I will not allow you to lecture me... must you keep hanging from things?"

I had to watch this on the floor so that I wouldn't get hurt when I fell and started rolling in laughter. XD (In other words... ROFL.)

[padsblack]

awesome :)

[DavidTyler1]

This is pretty friggin funny.

[dixiestar9]

hahaha u look a bit like sulu actually...

[yohesazn]

he look like bruce lee like spock!!!

[SquallCloud]

lol

Good point but I still loved that movie. Well done.

[wickeddeeds]

Absolutely brilliant! lol

[inca12345inca]

GASP.

[RobertMfromLI]

You are my new hero!!!!

Thank you for this! You rock!

[Abena20]

You're wonderful!

[swalmie]

OH MY GOD...That was so f***ing awesome

[angewomon143]

LMFAO

[therotund]

Amazing and awesome.

[MoorOfDundee]

Great job...You're GOOFY...But GREAT Job....Silly Silly and very creative at the same time...Do more!

[WeaponXIDeadpool]

Hahaha Good job :D

[gradgurl2007]

Awesome!

[tubbythug92]

Do Land of the Lost in 30 seconds.

[Shyaporn]

That would require me seeing Land of the Lost. Why do you hate me?

[tubbythug92]

You don't really need to see Land of the Lost. Just think of any other Will Ferrell movie but with Dinosaurs in it.

But love your vids, doesnt fail to make me laugh :)

[K4R4SUM4D3V1L]

rofl u rock

[rafaelsot01]

I love your style!!!!! hahahahaha....

[angrypom]

Damn you! Now all movies suck because your versions are better.

[fivestarfool]

lol, word.

[unschu]

Awesome.

[capuccinofuic]

"must you keep hanging from things?"

love it!

[lovelythots]

you're pretty awesome.