Jim Norton writes new Van Halen songs, Part 1

[MrSeventySix]

Is this comedy? I thought comedy was supposed to be funny.

[andyman311]

Opie's joke is the most akward part of the video.

[zombyfart]

It's easy to write Van Halen songs, all you need is a vagina.

[JFBosox33]

Shut up Opie!

[believr77]

Bunch of laughing at nuthin.

Morning Zoo crapsters.

[zombyfart]

@believr77 - At least they have a pulse, unlike Hoo Hoo Sperm who is practically dead.

[techsuperfly]

anyone comparing stern to this is a moron....you don't get the humor...you just don't...there's nothing wrong with it, it's just a fact.....and as far as their demographic...they don't target 18 yr olds....their demo, in my opinion is like 27 ish to 40 ish, give or take 5 to 10 years on the latter side....

[jadedmastermind]

It's Van Norton with frontman Jimmy Lee Roth!

[maniccrayon]

It's as embarrassing as Howard Stern trying to come up with new material at his age.

[kamtiniyes]

I've listened to this bit so many times that I sing We're Back! frequently.

[thedancemetaltwins]

Jimmy is doing what I do in the shower. I love this bit.

[huezo92703]

Looks like Wolfie should sign up with Jenny Craig along with his mommy.. chubby li'l talentless bastard.

[Dreamscapevirus]

hsssttt hssttt ssstttt looks like VH's son sure likes eating cake or something hsssttt

[ritter89]

What's ironic is that Anthony is almost the same damn age as Eddie and Dave. Making fun of them for being older is the same as making fun of himself for being a 50 yr old disc jokey who tries to appeal to an 18-34 demographic.

[Pestz4Evah]

@ritter89 lol. it's funny cuz it's true.

[Adnoydal]

;lk;lkl;

[Adnoydal]

kjlkj

[bvee10]

I discovered Van Halen Hoo Hoo.

[lidesnowi]

GAY

[truckduck13]

Well I guess you can not always be funny. Very weak. Norton is usually funny but that just sucked. When you have to repeat your one mildly humorous joke over and over it got less and less funny.

[BestNameEvar]

lol you serious? this is one of my fav jimmy sagas, shit gets funnier every time I hear it.

we're BACK!

[Gackra]

HOOUAUAUA!!! Get it? Because i-it's a jo- *Car crash*

[OboxerU]

Oh damn Jimmy is a killer.

He makes anything funny.

Same with Louis CK.

[ROTS2005]

Well it looks like eddie keeps his son well fed

For christs sake you have more money than god with time to spare

HIT THE TREADMILL

[Wyrmshadow]

Looks like he takes after his chubby mom, Valerie Berteneli.

[ericlarkins]

@ROTS2005 LOFL dude, yeah, right?! Love your post, too funny! Thanks...

[supatones]

@ROTS2005 Its the he gets it from his mom

[Pestz4Evah]

a very popular comic.

[hunghunk2006]

good question to ask when coming to a jim norton audio piece you fucking nobody.

[mastercheif4072165]

FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUNKIS!!!!!!!!!­

[NPRMc]

The hell with the devil cos he ain't catchin' me, We're Back!!!

[RobInCanada]

bring back sammy dave needs t give it up I mean dont get me wrong Dave was a good frontman for van halen and I think the reunion tour was a good idead but it is not the same without micheal anthony I mean dave is good to sell some tickets but if van halen plans on going to the studio I dont recommend having dave sing vocals on it Sammy did a hell of a job on the three new songs they released in 2004.

[GolasgilEldemar]

Vocals ...lol. It's Songwriting. Give me one thing wrong with Dave. If it was singing...then poor Bob Dylan. I can tell you Bob prefers Dave's writing to Sammy's. "Can't Get This Stuff No More". Even been dumped? Ringing. The new album will settle it for once and for all. Dave and Ed are Paul and John. Sammy is like...well...Tapioca pudding served warm.

[logblacklabel18]

Sammy hagar sucks Panama

[marso221]

WE'RE BACK!

[vjm007]

who is the chubby teenage girl on the far right?

[Kemruss]

eddies son wolfgang, he's the bass player now

[sniper6081]

That was painful.

[henshinman]

WE'RE BACK!!!!!

[electrokev]

I sing this all day long in my truck.

[Ortibobs]

We're better than ever

[rejectedbygod21]

douche chills all over

[dangar131]

We're back!

[sportyfrunk]

Ted Van Halen?

[hunghunk2006]

lmao linger longerrrrr