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  • Ok.... There was a lady who was walking in the forest with her dog and was killed. If u r reading this, then u will find a dead bloody body hanging in ur closet. U will be haunted and killed by her. to stop it posti this to 6 other videos in 30 GOOD LUCK

  • lol

  • is that a bottle of bio performance gas saver sitting in the foreground of the beer cans? what is your view of this gas saving miracle?

  • lol gay genral

  • The republican party has successfully convinced many poor Americans that simply being associated with them will improve their quality of life and level of wealth.

    For the most part Americans are uneducated,uncultered,swine whom are to stupid to realize they're being lied to.Seriously the level of educated people in America has dropped over the last twenty years signifigantly.People are getting more stupid.Thats why Conservative religion seems so tempting.

    Its religion for the blind.

  • These guys and the corporate assholes are the only ones who vote Republican....yet, they still win.

    Unreal.

  • "sit your gay general ass down" lol

  • the main diablo its the goverment and the next one its the one u going to vote..LOL

  • Ron Paul is gaining steam. 2nd Place in Nevada, 1st place in Louisiana. He has forced out the actor, the 911 boy, and the preacher is next. That only leaves the morman and the liberal war monger. Good job on getting the word out Red State.

  • he didn't force anyone out McCain and Romney did... and he didn't get first place in Louisianna... IN FACT HE'S DIVERTING LOTS OF MONEY TO FIGHT FOR THE PRIMARY FOR HIS OWN SEAT IN CONGRESS... SOUNDS LIKE A BACK-UP PLAN. MY GUESS IS HE HAS LESS THAN A MONTH LEFT IN THE RACE

  • wow ron paul supporters are really stupid lol. Red state just kicked ron paul in the groin and here's another dumb supporter saying what a good job red state did just for mentioning him, and saying how all the supporters were gonna whine about lack of air time (which they did). Three things are certain in the world: Death, Taxes, and whiny Ron Paulers all over the internet. I'VE HEARD HIM, HE SUX. lol

  • lol... Ron Paul...

  • It doesn't matter if your blue or red, they all crooks. END OF STORY.

  • Cept that the reds are far crookier. (lemme guess you voted for Bush last time and are looking for a clear consience? not gonna happen)

  • jpbalkenende, you preaching to the quire my friend. I'm 34 years old and have never voted in my life and I never will. I can't lower myself like that, sorry but the truth hurts.

  • Well at least you're consistent. If there's something I can't stand it's ex-Bush voters acting like moderate mediators "they were both wrong let's call it a wash".

  • Jackie, you have my eternal and undying love!!!

    I heart you!!!! =)

  • We, Democrats need to return back to our roots & denounce the Bush doctrine, put the Pentagon war machine on a diet, be humble, reach out to the world community for assistance, channel our financial revenues to domestic purpose & to care more for mother earth- our only home!

    BARACK OBAMA '08

  • Yes, please, do so, and try to keep Hellory out of the race. Bitch is evil. Or better yet, register republican and vote for our favorite underdog, I think he'd work with the Dems just fine.

  • Ya, the Democrats are ohhhh so much different... Wake up, they're all the same.

  • PHenry500- I can't hardly wait till Nov 2008- Most of the Republiconssssss will either end up like Tom DeLay with a federal grand jury indictment or Tom Tancredo riding into the sunset because of us immigrants giving him a well deserved pinkslip.

    Wtach for the Mountain states turning blue with more Hispanic-Americans (Mexican-Americans) US Senators & watch for the good old commonweath of Virginia turning blue.

  • Like I said, who gives a crap about "blue" and "red?" Republicans and Democrats are all the same! Hillary, the Demo's favorite up there, has received more money from government war contractors than ANY OTHER CANDIDATE. There are no Democrats or Republicans, it's all a sham to keep you blind to the truth: they're all globalist warmongers!!!

  • Very witty. 5/5

  • Sigh.

    Words fail me.

    -Qes

  • Firebird if you have to ask that please please don't vote.

  • lol

  • Ron Paul for president!

    He's the best thing that could ever happen to this nation in the past 200 years!

    Let's get our rights back!

    Vote for freedom!

    Vote for liberty!

    Vote for America!

    Vote for Ron Paul!

  • Is this a joke video or are the serious

  • Ron Paul 08!!!

    please wake up america, let's show the word we care!

    donate today, dec. 16th... end the neocons' war. it is time!

    ron paul 08. truth, freedom, aloha, paz!! ahora!!!!

  • wow an actually good chuck norris joke

  • two shitbags

  • 1 star for dissing ron paul fans, yet using his name as a tag over and over. xoxoxo

  • Hilarious! My favorite so far. Keep it up guys!

  • these guys are fuckin awesome!

  • Love these guys! Could be from my part of the country!

  • Someone please assasinate Ron Paul

  • Ha!

  • HAHA!!

  • Well they do it to all the greats...

    RFK...JRK...Lincoln etc. etc. etc.

  • Who cares who gets elected as long as Jackie and Dunlap keep commentating? Sincerely, George W.

  • These guys aren't any better or worse than what passes for political commentary on most TV stations.Certainly not your mainstream viewpoint.

  • Dammit, I watched the whole debate waiting for Jackie and Dunlap. CNN is inept. No wonder why Fox News is #1.

  • Ron Paul Owns

  • funny stuff, i agree the Republicans have some pretty terrible candidates to choose from LOL

  • Has anyone assasinated Ron Paul yet?

  • Call the Secret Service. They want a word with you.

  • "cheapen the American political system "

    You got that right Jackie.

    CNN has made a mockery of the process and and has been caught red handed 5 times now using Democratic plants to stuff the audience !

    What's so funny is how the left made such a theatrical show of boycotting FOX News debates claiming there couldn't get a fair shake.

    These guys get more stupid every year.

    CNN that is, not Jackie and Dunlap.

  • ps. Go Ron Paul

  • Now you're idiocy is starting to come full circle in politics as well-

  • oh come on you know they are so crazy that you have to laugh...watch all of them...At first I was like you but I like them!!!lol Sometimes things like this are better than all the bad stuff on the news! Happy Holiday!

  • who would want to go to your party

  • Stick your suck party up your ass. These guys are hilarious.

  • too expensive for this gwailo to fly from hong kong to visit your sorry ass party, so go fuck yourself. These guys kick ass.

  • You're only proving my point with your inability to draw from the English language to express yourself.

  • Well, that is a pretty ironic statement mockingyou.

    What point are you proving? What aspect of the English language am I not able to draw from? Was I not expressive enough in my statement "go fuck yourself?"

    Do you simply not understand the colloquialisms I am using? Did you not understand the word gwailo? (also can be spelled gweilo)

  • Your calling it a colloquialism isn't helping your case-- maybe on planet MTV. You use this juvenile language as a last resort, because you lack the resources in your brain to come up with an actual retort worth listening to. Something of substance would be useful than cute "colloquialisms" that get a chuckle in the little boys locker room.

  • Why are you such a hater mockingyou? Your comments to everyone on this board are filled with such self righteous condescension. Even your name you have given yourself states your purpose on youtube. I sense nothing but disappointment and anger in your life. I hope that you can find something more constructive to do with your negative energy. For now, I will just have to feel sorry for you. I hope you are mocking and condescending to your children.

  • Yo the accents are close. very close if not authentic.

  • Ahh... ok.

  • Chicago dont listen to Mockingyou~

    These gentlemen are masters of satire. But, satire is a "high" comedy form, and will always have it's critics. Especially one's who dont get "it".

    Disbelieve an aire of superiority where there is none.

    -Qes

  • What does Huckabee lie about? I think he is the best of the republicans. If you have proof of him lying, please share.

  • go watch the video of him wanting every tax known to man when he was governor of arkansas HUCK THE FUCKSTER

  • sure, watch the edited version... How about you actually pay attention. Pick up a newspaper or do some real research, not just see what other people want you to see.

  • Ron Paul predicted to win New Hampshire.

    4th quarter fund raising = $15 Million.

    Against the War - Abolish IRS - Abolish Patriot Act - Federal Reserve axed - Gold and Silver to back the Dollar. OUCH !

    The mass media is in pain. The establishment is jittery. Ron Paul 2008

  • These guys are WAY too smart to be Republicans.

  • Oh. You get the joke now?

  • The Gay General's voice sounded like he had a pubic hair stuck in his throat!

  • Ron Paul can win. How he will win....Only 7% of voters in Iowa voted in the republican primary!!!!!! That means only 3.5% of the people, chose the republican candidate for PRESIDENT. 3.5%...Think about that fact. That means if we have a 95% supporter voter turnout for Ron Paul we will win. We are polling at 7% now....That is more than enough to WIN THE PRIMARY ELECTION!

  • lol regarding Ron Paul's coverage: I am, and I do! Jackie and Dunlap, you guys rock

  • If you won't listen to Bill Cosby...

  • oh yeah, and vote kucinich ;)

  • as a lefty progressive who disagrees with most everything out of fred thompson's mouth, i agree with you 100%.

    booyahkasha to thompson for sticking it to that asswipe chris wallace and fauxnews.

  • Ron Paul 2008,btw he needs more time.

  • best video yet!

  • You guys are great. I watched it 3 times and its still funny. Great job.

  • Masterful grasp of the issues; erudite commentary; fantastic punch lines.

    What more can I say?

    Dunlap/Broyles '08!!!

  • lol. and Ron Paul!

  • Jesus throw your crown into the ring? LOL

  • SIT YER GAY GENERAL ASS DOWN!

  • 14 extra gay general minutes lmao

  • With humor and always at the top of your game. :-) Thanks guys :-) The political system in this nation as been so screwed up for so many years,, They Can't Figure It Out... You Folks Try To Make Since Of It.. Again,, I Thank You.... :5 stars:

  • Good stuff boys!

  • Too funny. But I have a feeling the Dittoheads are going to be mighty pissed. They don't like to be the brunt of a joke.

  • Let these two guys moderate the next debates for either party

  • Thompson looks like death-warmed-over.

  • These guys are great. They need their own show. At least a radio show. I don't know why their videos don't get hundreds of thousands of views.

  • Baw GAWD!

    I cant even imagine I'd ever hear Fred Thompsons skins described as "Gray with faint veins of pink". THAT was funny right thrrrr! :D

  • Thanks for noticing Ron Paul didn't get enough time. Gee, I thought I was the only one.

  • Thanks, guys.

  • hahaha, the last line was funnytastic.

    dont stop... ever.

  • OMFG! "Sit yer gay General ass down!" Oh shit man, u guys are friggen nuts!!! Made my eyes water. Holy hell.

  • Ron Paul didn't get enough time in the debates. C'mon now.

  • LOL! That was funny about Tancredo and Hunter switching!

    :D

    Hillary's gay general friend! Judy Garland singing!!!

    LOL!

    The Romney/bible part was hilarious too!

    : )

    I'm mad they didn't include all your questions directed to each individual candidate!!!

  • Thompsons skin is almost olive drab

  • HAHA! Dunlaps impersonation of Romney. A real hillbilly can't just impersonate perfect English. I'm glad to know you don't really talk like that. Now you have me thinking you're both accountants of software engineers.

  • Good one. Thanks for the laugh. Keep them coming.

  • That was good. Thanks for the laughs. :) Keep'em coming.

  • kubuki mccain !

  • good one boys, keep it up and get r done. that utube debate was way too gay for me. vote r paul.

  • McCain lost once he decided he was for Ted Kennedy and George Bush's amnesty bill! I'd rather spend money on terror than give money, jobs, healthcare, welfare, education, foodstamps and the right for illegals to come here and deliver anchor babies!

  • You funny hillbillies, aw heck now I know why I liked y'all.

  • Right on DillonX!

  • You guy's are killing me! I always watch you when I need to smile! Thank you! Love you both you are great!

  • WARNING-WARNING-WARNING

    Huckster DZB videos censor all non-pro huckster comments (Pending approval:) are censored.

    Huckster you idiot!!! You say "one nation under God"; but you are selling out to "One world under godless CFR Banksters" Google: CFR,trilat,bilderberg

  • CNN REP DEBATE 11-28-07: Did you see/hear that ignorant fool, Jeff Toobin, the CNN "analyst" after the debate. He had no idea about the NAU or SPP. He said that the NAU/SPP "Was a figment of Ron Paul's imagination" . Video makers should have a field day with this!!!! Ron Paul campaign should show the ignorance & or stupidity of that guy. I can't wait to see some videos on this.

  • Its between Huckabee and Thompson. I just can't believe most of those guys don't own guns. Whats up with that? I think Bush and the media has hurt the republican party so bad. I hope not, all the demy's think we need a open gay military.

  • I'm sure a gay military would suck for you. That would mean you'd have to enlist just to score.

  • Down with Beaurocrats. Always wasting something... money, time, lives... While they argue for months over the best way to fix the clogged up toilet.

  • These guys should be guests on the Colbert Report xD

  • Does Colbert have his own channel?

  • I got a personal letter from Huckabee!

  • ....about what?

  • Some issues I had.

  • Like what?

  • You guys are great! Jesus, have you seen what we're stuck with???!!!! lol!!! I think we should start a petition to get Chuck Norris to kick Hillary in the head!

  • Sit ya gay general ass down!!

  • This was hogwash, attack Paul's supporters rather than his platform.

    The bit about Hilary was true however, it was a joke of a debate, and there were obvious plants in some of the questions. Despicable.

  • I have a relative in special forces don't bash these people - they give their lives to protect us. and that is just the way it is. Gay or not - that General's rank says it all. I'm pissed about the comments made about the general - he's gay and proud.

  • "I have a relative in special forces don't bash these people - they give their lives to protect us. and that is just the way it is. Gay or not - that General's rank says it all. I'm pissed about the comments made about the general - he's gay and proud." - Lissxxv888

    I have one too! High fives.

    The answers to the brigadier-general were disgraceful.

  • Cool - proud pride for America always!!!!

  • how do you know he didn't suck dick to climb the ladder. Maybe he didn't start out gay, but somebody higher in rank than him said,"Suck this and we'll see about making you a captain." and it took off from there.

  • LMAO, do the country a solid and chug a bleach smoothie.

  • yeah, youre really showing your intelligence for the whole internet to see. why dont you take that bigot ass of yours and pull the stick out.

  • I'm sure if I pass this message on to the right person they would scare the living shit out of you without doing anything to you at all.

  • You really should look up flag etiquette if you had you would no wearing the flag as a shirt is disrespectful.

  • I guess I'm one of those independent conservatives who say roe v. should never be overturned reasons should some one like say you Michelle get raped and you end up with child would you really want to carry it to term? How would your husband feel would he want you to bring a rapist child into the world?

    I only drink Bud Light assholes

  • the states could independantly make provisions for circumstances like that one. However, Roe v gives anyone the right to kill any child for no reason, just because they woke up on the wrong side of the bed and thought, I don't want to be pregnant any longer. Terminate.

  • hey, we could always go back to the way it was before it was legal... chicks putting coat hangers up their vaginas! yay!

    that way we can kill BOTH of them! sweet!

    i swear, you neo-cons are so full of shit. if the things you guys said werent so full of hate all the time, itd be funny.

  • If anyone is dumb enough to impale themselves with a coat hanger, I say let 'em...

  • boofrigginhoo pezbitch. too bad you weren't aborted.

  • ouch! love that comment about Thompson should get a refund from the funeral parlor for doing a bad job on his make-up!

    As some have already said, you guys make more poignant remarks thru humor than the serious pundits and media commentators about the debate.

  • I think Travis and Jonathan should have gotten a question on the debate last night! I think Huckabee did the best job at the debate. I also thought Thompson's video was really mean-spirited and backfired on him. When you can't give people a reason to vote for you and have to resort to trying to convince people NOT to vote for someone else, you must be losing!

  • I thought it was going to be 35 minutes before you mentioned Ron Paul. BUT HE DIDN'T GET ENOUGH TIME. (Snort.)

  • hilarious vid, keep em coming!

  • Best line: "we already did our part to cheapin the American political system" - awesome.

  • Seriously! That one question and answer could have been its own video. XD

  • You guys are hilarious! I love it.

  • dude, wtf?

  • Ron Paul won the debate! He got about 46% in the CNN on-line poll afterwards! He handled the sovereignty question really well. That one was designed to make him look like a conspiracy theorist, but he didn't take the bait. His 4th qtr fundraising just passed Thompson's 3rd quarter total. Ron Paul has brought in about $9.9 million this quarter!

  • If Ron Paul is a zombie-vampire-robot, wouldnt these be even stronger reasons to vote for him?

    Zombie - Keep him in public, make sure he doesnt bite people/eat brains.

    Vampire - Same, sans brain eating.

    Robot - Can work long hours.

    -Qes

  • I find it interesting (sad) that you two have more poignant points to make on the debate rather than the would-be pundits and anchors.

    -Qes

  • Huckabee makes these two guys look like east coast sophisticates

  • Yo, some of y'alls beer cans are dented.

  • Awesome vid!

  • lol, Kabuki-McCain....hahahahhaha

    you guys are funny!

  • Loved it.

  • Hahahahahaha funny guys !

  • hey, screw you guys and your Ron Paul supporters comments. You guys were funny, but after a couple videos... just not doing it anymore.

    You might need to go back to your day jobs at the factory.

    WAKE UP! Save your country! Vote RP08

  • crofty missed u,

  • Is that a economy size jar of Viagra I see on the table this time? LOL!!!

  • "he just kept goin on for 15 more gay general minutes..." LOL

  • If you noticed, Romney wanted to agree with Giuliani that everything isnt taken literally, but didnt want to say that he agreed with Giuliani - thats why he took so long. Mormons believe the Bible.

  • Sorry fellas, Im voting Romney

  • Yes!

  • A vote for Romney is a vote for pretty and vapid. I admit he's pretty and all, but his stances lack substance in a big way.

  • Romney isn't willing to say what he means. He just says what is acceptable to the majority. He most surely does not get my vote. Of the Republicans, I like Ron Paul and McCain the best, but I will most definitely vote for Ron Paul in the primary state elections.

  • Same here. Ron Paul's got my vote.

  • Amy PI, Romney is very substantial.  The revolution was in the 60's, and it peaked when the Clintons made it into the white house. The bad old days are over, we dont need another wave of hippy rejects in power. Sorry, but NO to Paul, Romney all the way.

  • Whoaaa, do u know anything about Ron Paul or the Federal Reserve or Erenest Seyd. Please evaluate what you just said. Hippies are not relevant when it comes to the lack of control Americans have over their own money. That's a HUGE reason I choose to vote for Ron Paul.. as far as monetary policy goes he reminds me of Abraham Lincoln... think greenbacks... Just read an American history book.

  • RON PAUL! RON PAUL! RON PAUL!

  • ron paul 08

  • If you hate this audience so much, how'd you get on here anyway?

  • Well I Got through the UK education and im from London still think they are funny.

  • of course their are alot of stupid people in america , we have around 300 million people . that leaves lots of room for stupid people , but also leaves lots of room for high IQ people.