Mock the Week - Deleted Lines From a Fantasy Film *New Series*

[jpjpd]

i dont get gregs "hows the kids" one. what film is it?

[SoylentBlack1]

@jpjpd Its not from any film. Its just something you would never hear in a fantasy film.

[jpjpd]

@SoylentBlack1 oh, i see

[choatixtherobot]

@jpjpd It's realistic, Im sure thats the idea. Which is why you'd never hear it in a Fantasy Film

[cruncher991]

Finally we have defeated Sauron and middle earth is free. Ah fuck this midget shit i'm off down the pub

[14addz]

press 3 repeatedly

[MrTheDodster]

"if you dont think im a nosey bastard why did you write that in your diary" too funny

MTW needs Frankie back! BBC shouldnt care about a few thousand complaints when the show is watched by millions

[gbindahouse94]

@MrTheDodster Ironic that Clarkson stays on Top Gear and can mock anyone he pleases, but Frankie says one thing and he's off the show.

All I can say is if I didn't know any better, I'd argue that it such B.S. is offensive against Scottish people.

[AMN200768]

LOADS of room, nice one

[kinglynx]

Pause - Drag to begining - Dara's face LMFAO

[noobersers]

#lol You can see Andy Parsons almost fall over at the beginning.

[patricktiley]

ROFL 2:20

[patricktiley]

ROFL 2:20

[marcusmelaney]

My flat is just like friends. Have you seen the one where Joey kills everybody?

YES FRANKIE BOYLE YOU LEGEND

[kinglynx]

i dont get aleen phillips one?

[marcusmelaney]

@kinglynx Arleen Phillips was a judge on Strictly Come Dancing until last series where she was replaced by Aleesha Dixon, who is considerably younger than Arleen Phillips, hence that joke

[marcusmelaney]

can anyone remember what the tall guys name is?

[WTFreakinHell]

@marcusmelaney greg davies

[bassgodwill]

It would've been absolutely legendary, if straight after the topic change, and the flatmate topic came up, frankie boyle repeated his line "i'm not a dwarf, i'm a lesbian!"

[MetalSwitch95]

Why do they need to put a mic in the middle when they all have individual mics?

[ClaraRose99]

@MetalSwitch95 They have to fight to get into the middle. Thats the whole point of Mock The Week. They don't just go around to random people asking jokes.

[MetalSwitch95]

@ClaraRose99 yeah but they can just stand in the middle and speak! Duh! I kknow that, what I was trying to say was it's pointless to have a mic there.

[ClaraRose99]

@MetalSwitch95 oh right i get you now

[ridiculouschild]

frankie boyle for prime minister!!

[1dr335]

Did You Honestly Think I Could Be Defeated By Someone Younger, I Am ARLENE PHILIPS !!!!!!

[gloomyoutlook]

the tall bloke sounded well australian

[Dean0699]

"I'm not a dwarf I'm a lesbian" classic!

[frapestyle]

Haha! that was a great line from Greg at the end, but Frankie just immediately raised him and shot him right down!

[blaizemount]

thats my milk in the fridge, i squeeze it out my tits with a vice!! :P classic!

[LaurenEdensor007]

I don't why you are so upset Harry, the real Dumbledore died three films ago, and no one gave a shit :p

[thechocofier]

when im talking to you i can be my real self ;]

[sexiibabiicutibabiEJ]

omg i love this! lmao