Big Brother Best Man Speech

[Sumocycomercy]

What a stupid fuck

[Annaie123]

At my cousin Craig's wedding, the best man got up and said "I didn't really prepare for this............ good luck to you both. Happy wedding."

[butler31992]

ooooh the 1st to get married line was not a good idea haha

[Kosmatic88]

Wasn't that funny really.

[lastlane]

Tosh has been slacking big time lately.

[nicamy8988]

its not that bad there are worse haha

[tacohomerunman]

thumbs up for tosh.o!!!!

[knit32kx]

I am

[knit32kx]

Lmfao.

[queencolondarkwing]

LOL what a failed speech.

[roeblingguy1]

i an watching tosh.o

[themanbearpig1962]

Watching.



[simsdaan]

Im watching it

[losreyesdelpr27]

who's watching tosh.0 now?

[jrod691]

@losreyesdelpr27

I am

[fullmetalchrus]

Hangover part 3?

[integrastyln]

lmfao

[LuismiDBZ2]

Holy shit hahahaha he brot up the abortion what a jackass

[rngdtriketra]

@boxanova66 this seems much funny on tosh.0 though

[rngdtriketra]

lol This is on tosh RIGHT when I started watching this LMAO EPIC!

[boxanova66]

@rngdtriketra jajaja yup that is why I am here

[SonicFanChic]

looked this up after seeing tosh.0

[seethransom]

I need Subtitles...

[isismelting]

jokes are great & delivery is good

[melissaypak]

geez, cant hear him clearly... can someone say briefly what he said?

[trey4trey7]

This wasn't thaaat bad. At least not bad enough to be on tosh. I'm the best man at my buddys wedding this summer and I'm sure my speech will probably be worse then this.

[AznRUs]

His joke were funny but the delivery was weak.

[80sbetch]

I went to college with this guy!!! Hi Josh!

[ninmachine109]

fuck it, it made him famous

[kaylashootsup]

This guy is awesome.

[Raficki559]

Haha. Fuckin funny

[champcar31]

pathetic

[prozack711]

I wouldn't invite the guy to a celebrity Roast but he really wasn't that bad. The crowd's reaction for the most part seemed to take it all in stride, though the "No, I didn't do that" shit got redundant.

[mettunddo]

is this suppose to funny??? if yeah can someone let me know at what minute!!!

[sharpluc]

Well done

[bganightfire]

sad..... but a bit funny but sad...

[TheReinwald]

this guys a pile of shit

[summerchick61]

this is funny but oh my goodness, the guy was horrible

[superdill18]

i gave this speech to my friend to tell to his brother at his wedding

[merroxdacasbah]

Tosh.0

[alexisandrachelle]

Ahahahaha I wana have sexual intercourse with tosh

[qtatum01]

Lol, "the first to get a woman pregnant and force her to have an abortion"

[Badhumor2013]

ya not the best time to bring up abortion....

[Jokerjake72]

lol if u here frum tosh.0 thumbs up xD

[vXDuffXv]

good ole abortion lol jk

[SenseiDonGraham]

Weddings blow, funerals ftw!

[blackplastic7]

I like he had the people going, then he talks about abortion...

[Avydeverux]

Tosh.0 edited this to seema lot funnier.

[LaurenNZ81]

@Avydeverux yeah agreed!! I only watched this because I saw it on tosh.0 It was funnier when it was edited

[bestmanadvice]

probably shouldn't have drank so much. :)

[ameegurrl]

I have had abortions. Jeesh it's not lik its all that bad. Give it a break, if you except christh you will be ok 4ever! 

[nekoyasha66]

@ameegurrl

Perfect example of retardation.

[gnortznitz]

Weddings are lame. Marriage is worse.

[nekoyasha66]

@gnortznitz

I hope you look forward to dying alone.

[y9dnkbe]

haha abortion....classic

[DJAYA0]

ppl use this to open a topic about abortion u must have nthng to do

[bigfloridapimp]

Tosh.0 made this video sound soo much worse than it actually was. They said, "Worst best man ever." but I have seen worse. I will say, when Tosh.0 looped "get an abortion" like 5 times, I laughed hard, so hard.

[WallyMcWalsen]

@Vandius24 fucker

[maryccollins18JG]

@Vandius24 Ok noones "pro abortion" its called pro choice, get it right. You are "pro choice." Noones gonna thumbs up that because that would mean that they want every single unborn fetus to die. If you would've put "thumbs up if your pro choice" you prob would've had some ppl that liked it, but you didn't. Plus this is youtube!!! Quit posting your views on your morals here ppl!!!

[Vandius24]

@maryccollins18JG i do want every unborn child to be aborted XD I'm jk i wanted to see peoples reactions lol and they are to funny "fuck you" also i got another message saying "fuck you" XD people are to fragile.

[maryccollins18JG]

@Vandius24 Ha ok good!! Well it's hard to tell because I have heard people mix those terms before and not know what they're talking about. Ha maybe you should quit being such a terrible person and ppl wouldn't say that stuff! :)

[vincecarter14]

@Vandius24 fuck you

[mt2314]

Nervous or not - he said he wrote the speech. And, it was clear he was joking - after he said it - he said I didn't do that. It was not a big deal.

[sumdummy8]

OMG I can't believe he talked about her abortion at their wedding!!!! He sounded like a drunk asshole, but he was probably just REALLY nervous...

[OfficeFreEK]

@sumdummy8 Hey retard he didn't say she got an abortion, he just said he didnt. Listen to the dam speech before you talk.

[VikingLady219]

@sumdummy8 There's a time and place for everything, but a wedding toast is not a place to discuss a past abortion!

[TheUnitedAnonymous]

Daniel Tosh blew this out of context, on the show he made the speech seem like drunken blurts, although they are obviously conscious jokes, however inappropriate they may seem.

[jakehubbb]

that was awkward... and no one should have the right to end someone else's life without good reason

[bestmanadvice]

probably shouldn't drink that much, even if you are nervous.

[dodrock09]

why is he just saying crap about himself?

[underglow60]

This guy made my day

[nekoyasha66]

Maybe instead of condemning people who oppose abortion,you should condemn all of the sluts (I don't just mean girls). If people would stop having sex with everyone and their brother,people wouldn't feel the need to have an abortion. Abortion is wrong,and so is being a slut.

[Solidsnake856]

@nekoyasha66 HOW'S A BROTHA SUPPOSED TO GET LAID?!

[nekoyasha66]

@Solidsnake856

You shouldn't be thinking with your dick.

[ThemOldaBoys]

Tosh.0

[Sadiegirl180]

oh my god that was so funny i just saw the episode on tosh its so funny when he goes im proud of you like he is drunk

[onlythedraft]

any video with the word "abortion" is instantly cursed to irrelevant comments

shit...

[drvasquez69]

I'm proud of you.... I'm Proud of you.... I'm proud of you.... I'm proud of you.... I'm proud of you.... I'm proud of you. Repition is key to a good speech -_-

[cangriman0101]

Oh yeah let's make abortion ilegall, yeah let's bring unwanted childs to the world, let them be raised in a trailer park without education, let's over opulate the world, yeah since we have a lot resources, let them be more families that receive help from the goverment, even though it's me that pays taxes, let's keep being the stupid country in the world, let there be more drug addicts who didn't know any better cause their parents didn't want them and didn't care what they did in the streets!

[YoujiNoTsuki]

@cangriman0101 "over opulate the world with unwanted childs" Let's keep being stupid indeed.. Some one should have aborted you. -badum dum tish!- With people of your educational background it's no wonder everyone sees us as the dumbest country. On the plus side, your lecture fail did give me a delightful giggle. :D

[cangriman0101]

@YoujiNoTsuki And this wasn't my case cause I have a great family who love me!

Put yourself in the parent's situation: 2 19 year-olds have a 1-night-stand, they don't love each other, now she's pregnant if they had a dream they would have to wait till that baby grows up and gets out of the house so they can fallow their dreams, oh wait now their in their 40's, and wasted their lives with a baby they didn't want!

You defend abortion cause it something you can brag about at your church!

SELFISH!

[vincecarter14]

@cangriman0101 its called adoption

[YoujiNoTsuki]

@cangriman0101 Lol Tard, I wasn't defending abortion I was talking about the piss poor english skills. But whatever, I don't really care if some one has an abortion or not.. o.O You are amazing at missing the point in a paragraph, aren't ya lil' fella. :P

[ppppp175]

@cangriman0101 Yeah you little fuck maybe if people werent whores and slutes and knew how to use condomes stuff like this wouldnt happen dont you think

[Xionc]

How the fuck did an unintentionally hilarious wedding speech become a debating ground for politics between poorly educated idiots on both sides? Just shut the fuck up and enjoy the cringe-inducing Office-like humor. My God, not everything has to revolve around political ideology.

[bestmanadvice]

probably a little too much booze... but at least he prepared something.

[Beahler]

No one gives a FUCK about any of your FUCKING OPINIONS! SHUT THE HELL UP! Thanks.

[wilde4200]

@Beahler you obviously give a fuck about there comments

[shazam3696]

wow. i like how the comments on here consist of things about politics, god, and abortion. none of which have anything to do with the fact that that guy was retarded. nice to know we can't stay on topic. sad that everything from puppies running around in a yard to a cracked out best man speech doesn't deter us from voicing our opinions on irrelevant matters. good job world. nice to know that no matter what the differences are, we can't accept them.

[ImMaddiiee]

haha he was on Tosh.0 (:

[foreverbaked]

im proud of you, im proud of you, im proud of you, im proud of you hahhahaha like this guy is fuckin crazy cool haha dude did yall see him on tosh.0 it was funny

[DreamMacLeod]

I saw it on Tosh.O too! That's what made me look it up so I could replay it over and over! If I ever get married, I want this dude to get hammered and give a speech about whatever he fucking wants.

Hell, I don't even have to be getting married. Just a speech by him for whatever.

[idalialinares2]

i was just going to say that i saw this on tosh.0 too.

[bestmanadvice]

wow... lol

[Zato1chi]

Idk whats funnier, the speech or the fact that this somehow started a comment war about Australian liberals.

[WartoothisGod]

I thought that was fucking hilarious. Pretty good for a drunk.

[southrules]

drunk bum

[mike25vr6]

very original

[youngflymista]

That wasn't that bad

[iamchase4life]

he actually didnt do too bad. tosh.0 made it look like he hadnt prepared at all and just totally bombed. without the abortion part, it would have been an A OK speech

[minibikedude04]

i think people should stop giving a FUCK about stupid debates about STUPID fucking issues that NOBODY gives a FUCK about and we enjoy the VIDEO because its FUNNY

[Jagnole101]

And I agree with you minibikedude04, cuz we really should just enjoy the vid. I just had to say something about what realfreqmart said earlier

[HKLesterol]

lol omg i woulda began to laugh my ass off if i was there - i love shock comedy or like when ppl say the most inappropiate things at the most inaproppriate time ! and the speaker is totally oblivious to what they just said in that situation makes it even funnier!!

[7Be]

i like this speach its pretty funny

[jogeryjogo]

i think all liberals should be executed, it helps raise the national IQ plus population control

[heelflip964]

true that my friend

[Waff3lMan]

all republicans should be fag

[Dragothalas]

Yeah... because it's the conservatives who resist change the most that are the smart ones... without liberals you wouldn't be able to hate so effortlessly on the net, you'd have to go back to wearing sheets and burning crosses.

[realfreqmart]

lol, might wanna check IQ averages, If the liberals were gone, The national average IQ would be below Australia's. Do the math. If the liberals were gone, you'd be wandering around in the dark urinating on yourself. Conservative nowadays means mentally challenged Christians who don't understand what belongs in politics.

[Jagnole101]

Very funny. I'm honest, which automatically takes me out of the liberal equation, so I'm gonna say this- we do have several incompetent rednecks who helped get McCain to win the primaries, because they didn't want a Mormon(Romney) to go on. BUT what's even funnier is you guys bitch about the government getting involved on the Patriot Act, and now you wanna bring in a radical leftist who has VERY ANTI-AMERICAN(not just 5) associations, and will make that SAME government WAAAAY more powerful. WOW

[totschagen]

fuck rolling stone liberal douche bags im all republicans

[kslatt11491]

did you jut insinuate that Australian's wander around in the dark urinating on themselves.... and that the only intelligent people in this country are liberals....wow that was truly ignorant. Maybe you should check yourself out before you start pointing fingers there "Liberal".

[drmoonrat]

@realfreqmart

Perhaps the liberals could move to Australia then? I'm sure they would just love them down there. Then America would be free to piss into the dark in live in blissfull mentally challenged Christianity.

[TusPapi]

@realfreqmart

It's not Conservatives that believe in a trillion dollar bill based on two already bankrupt programs. Libs use their emotions to make decisions and when someone confronts them with actual facts, they throw tantrums and threaten to take their ball and go home.

[pepsidude185]

@TusPapi Apparently you've never turned off fox news. LOL. MSNBC gets federal documents *proving* lies, highlights it and shows it *ON AIR*.... glenn writes on a blackboard... and circles what he wrote when he says its true. you fail

[leifnoto]

@realfreqmart

people who believe in dividing a country as diverse as the united states into two groups are the real problem. I'm not defending neo-conservative because i think they're the biggest douches too but making everything black and white doesn't solve many problems

[jesherka]

@dongnastee ya... everyone should have the option the kill their unborn because they are too stupid to use a condom...

[turdfurgason2]

@dongnastee I completely agree. Perhaps your mom should have had an abortion so we wouldn't have to read your irrelevant dumbass comments.

[ppppp175]

@turdfurgason2 Hahah nice fuck off @dongnastee

[pnut3844]

@dongnastee actually you should just suck it instead of getting pregnant. one word fuck head: swallow

[WallyMcWalsen]

@dongnastee Fuck you

[vincecarter14]

@dongnastee i wish your mom aborted you, you piece of shit

[cs243088]

@dongnastee

Ever heard of condoms, birth control pills or any other contraceptive? If not, then you shouldn't be sexually active in the first place. STDs are easy to come by.

[Tical5]

@cs243088 you are a huge loser

[KingOfPayn01]

why does everyone have to turn this into another pro life/pro choice thing? this guy did a great speech! personally, i've made 4 different girls i've acciently gotten pregnant get an abortion. they didnt seem too sad and its not like i tried killing the fifth girl's baby to death with my cock durring sex....no wait. oops. anyway, nice speech bro.

[judakris14]

you have killed 4 humans becuase u dont feel like wrappin it. you are an ass hole

[realfreqmart]

you may wanna reconsider what you consider human.....By your logic, every time you masturbate you're murdering millions of humans, how could you do such a thing? You killed all those people just to get your rocks off, what an ass hole.

[kokobaboko]

You're a dumb ass because 75% of all conceptions end in spontaneous abortion. Your "god" is the biggest abortionist there is, so stfu.

[drmoonrat]

@kokobaboko Then abortion is playing "God"

[xDecemberFlower]

You know, aside from the abortion comment and the awkward ending, this wasn't NEARLY as bad as that abortion of a show "Tosh.0" is trying to portray it.

[7Be]

fuck you thats my favorite show you're an abortion of a show

[ajmoore2385]

I feel bad for the guy its like a comedian dying in a performance

[ajmoore2385]

Wow epic fail

[Cypres1]

tosh.o

[vitt209]

listen, people have different views on the matter. to me i don't see that its considered a human until couple months in to development when abortain take place the what you call a "baby" is about the size of your nail of your pinky if that. i dont really think thats no more of baby then a single sperm cell is.

[TeensAreNotChildren]

You don't think a Human fetus deserves a right to life?

Well I don't think a baby deserves a right to life until it can walk. As you said "people have different views". Right?

[LaughingOTI80]

until it can walk?!?! thats about a year into the baby already haveing been born, WTF lol

[vitt209]

how was abortion part bad was just a joke and people have all the time. just because people do have abortions doesnt mean that their bad people its simply way to get out of having a baby. just same as using condoms and birth control their was of making sure not to have a baby. people say its your killing a baby but its not even close to resemble a baby its just like killing a single sperm cell.

[NothinGBetteRPJMaN]

Single sperm cell?? That may be the morning after pill. It's killing a fetus, which very much resemble a baby. They a developing multi cellular organism!

Not saying I do or dont support abortions, just letting you know that it's not a single sperm cell being killed...

[LaughingOTI80]

Everybody is different but spirituality aside abortion isnt the same as a condom. The idea of a human heart that would be beating and never getting to know the potencial of a human being has haunted some women for the rest of their lives. It can be an understandable decision at best but if you were ever in the position to have to make that decision you would have to be a total sociopath to ever be able to laugh at something like abortion.

[213bigpimpin]

ha i think it was the abortion part that needed redeeming that was bad i think the best man that slipped and knocked bride into pool needed a redemption that was classic

[NothinGBetteRPJMaN]

That video is actually staged and fake believe it or not.

[donnieluciano]

ur life is staged and fake so fuck u!

[NothinGBetteRPJMaN]

You're right, it is. We are just setting up the next scene in my fake and staged life, the one where I fuck your mother with my big black cock over and over again .

[Eurekahwk]

I don't see why this was such a bad speech. He didn't say anything I wouldn't have said. Does that make me a bad person? I think shock value is one of the most precious things there is. I think people need to lighten up.

[coltomatica]

Why did he need a web redemption. He was hilarious. Im pretty sure he was trying to be funny

[RopeTrickPro]

i bought the "best man's" comic online. It's called Crass Sophisticate i bought it at quimbys website. its funny, he's really disturbed!

i think you can also get it on crass sophisticate website on the video in blue

[ibblewantskibble]

i feel bad he must've been so freaking nervous D: the other people at the wedding were jerks they were talking the whole freaking time

[robdorg]

that faggot daniel tosh made it look way worse than it actually was.

[Harkness78]

"Your like Fred Flinstone without the job"

LOL

[sabaths1fan]

"i would be the first to do herion and crack...i didn't do crack"

lmao

[brianrake]

hahaha... abortion.

I really hope that the groom actually DID force a girl to get one.

[sabaths1fan]

huh?

[McHale72]

any "Best Man" speech that mentions Donkey Kong is a win in my book...

[gunbuck7]

duh..............

[italyboy76]

The "I didn't do that either" thing was funny but got old quick.

85,674 views. Lets see how many there are after it airs on Tosh.0

[Excaliburproxy]

Yes. A man amongst men.

[Icefrog81]

he's the man

[polyphonicjeremy]

It's what I imagine it would sound like if Norm Macdonald was your best man.

[spikesonthebrain]

Exactly

[rhojif]

HAHAHAHA oh man

[warjat]

jackass...