Completely agree with this.
Recently turned 28, and someone suggested a huge party.
NOPE
Maybe in 2 years.
AttackMyAss 3 days ago
30th finally gettin some cake
turdsniper 2 months ago
Kid: I'm turning twelve today.
Me: Shut the fuck up and go to school
Allyspill 2 months ago
I turned 26 and I get to go to work today! Who gives a shit?! :D
LilLuna1985 3 months ago
LMAO! YESS OMG FUNNYYY STUFF :D LOVE IT ... YOU CAN STEAL WHEN YOUR OLD AFTER 90-95? LMFAOOOO
mimieta17 5 months ago
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Fuck you, you should be dead.
olivemike81 6 months ago
lol, I agree
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outlandstoehr 9 months ago
3:10
DarkAngelForsaken 9 months ago
LYrics???
inb4deth 10 months ago
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I hope he was being facetious about that idiot Al Gore
pretorious700 10 months ago
it should be lessened to 18. 1&2 who the hell remembers their first and second birthday?!
RockonDude92 1 year ago
im 26!!! great go to work, who gives a shit? LOL so genius
jackzaro 1 year ago
that was actually 23 birthdays
LianeandAmy 1 year ago
woooohooooo big party tonite its pattons birthday today
Fill731 1 year ago
Really hope Patton lives to 120, it's gonna be so awesome.
Mansurus 1 year ago 6
Mansurus 1 year ago
funny take on birthdays.....
darealchops 1 year ago 19
thumbs up for using "spry" in a joke.
smallmaniac 1 year ago 51
this is really funny
makeitmondos 1 year ago
give your mum a fish ! lol
besayewich 2 years ago
TRUTH
AttackMyAss 2 years ago
I think I saw something like this on the comedians of comedy. He was really drunk the time I watched it on T.V.
DjFr3QaZ0iD 2 years ago
@DjFr3QaZ0iD Like AquaTeen I have found that Pattow Oswalt despite being great is even better drunk
The2ndHorseman 1 year ago
lol prop 31!!!
OrdinaryHouseStudios 2 years ago
one of my favs from him
my fav might have to be the KFC bowl
werdoner 2 years ago
love this one
12ScheerR 2 years ago
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Completely agree with this.
Recently turned 28, and someone suggested a huge party.
NOPE
Maybe in 2 years.
AttackMyAss 3 days ago
30th finally gettin some cake
turdsniper 2 months ago
Kid: I'm turning twelve today.
Me: Shut the fuck up and go to school
Allyspill 2 months ago
I turned 26 and I get to go to work today! Who gives a shit?! :D
LilLuna1985 3 months ago
LMAO! YESS OMG FUNNYYY STUFF :D LOVE IT ... YOU CAN STEAL WHEN YOUR OLD AFTER 90-95? LMFAOOOO
mimieta17 5 months ago
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Fuck you, you should be dead.
olivemike81 6 months ago
lol, I agree
NotCrzyImSpecial 8 months ago
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outlandstoehr 9 months ago
3:10
DarkAngelForsaken 9 months ago
LYrics???
inb4deth 10 months ago
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I hope he was being facetious about that idiot Al Gore
pretorious700 10 months ago
it should be lessened to 18. 1&2 who the hell remembers their first and second birthday?!
RockonDude92 1 year ago
im 26!!! great go to work, who gives a shit? LOL so genius
jackzaro 1 year ago
that was actually 23 birthdays
LianeandAmy 1 year ago
woooohooooo big party tonite its pattons birthday today
Fill731 1 year ago
Really hope Patton lives to 120, it's gonna be so awesome.
Mansurus 1 year ago 6
Really hope Patton lives to 120, it's gonna be so awesome.
Mansurus 1 year ago
funny take on birthdays.....
darealchops 1 year ago 19
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thumbs up for using "spry" in a joke.
smallmaniac 1 year ago 51
this is really funny
makeitmondos 1 year ago
give your mum a fish ! lol
besayewich 2 years ago
TRUTH
AttackMyAss 2 years ago
I think I saw something like this on the comedians of comedy. He was really drunk the time I watched it on T.V.
DjFr3QaZ0iD 2 years ago
@DjFr3QaZ0iD Like AquaTeen I have found that Pattow Oswalt despite being great is even better drunk
The2ndHorseman 1 year ago
lol prop 31!!!
OrdinaryHouseStudios 2 years ago
one of my favs from him
my fav might have to be the KFC bowl
werdoner 2 years ago
love this one
12ScheerR 2 years ago